Arena Wars (2024) Hollywood English Movie
Arena Wars (2024) Hollywood English Movie
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:42No devastating go to the job and he is down
00:01:00Know that the evasion
00:01:17Pretty boy beat the kamikaze twins back in 2038
00:01:30I
00:01:57Pray Wow
00:02:01Oh
00:02:23Cutie pie back for the kill
00:02:30I
00:02:34Tell you Samson, I haven't seen blood lust like this in season 10 with thrust kill when eight consecutive matches without a single scratch
00:02:46You remember the first kill right I
00:02:49Had every trust kill poster on my wall growing. I sold my son's thrust bill action figures on eBay 10 Bitcoin
00:02:56I thought the skill in 2030 after a match
00:03:12Fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators fighting for their freedom and place your bets at arena war
00:03:26I
00:03:28Thrust kill
00:03:30Those are the days I get in
00:03:33People are losing their blood lust
00:03:35Yeah, but we still do exceedingly well in the certification
00:03:41syndication based crypto does
00:03:42Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it. Let me make death exciting masses again
00:03:48We could do audience participation
00:03:52Too many lawsuits thrust kill had a knack for living up to his name, which is uh, why are we I?
00:04:02Don't know it has to be a way how do we win back the audience?
00:04:22You
00:04:35Lights out bender
00:04:52I
00:05:08Mr. Luke
00:05:12Serve ten years of a 200 year sentence to miss a minute. Do you do you feel that you've been rehabilitated?
00:05:20The fine rehabilitated we have mutation could be defined as the
00:05:26restoration of a person back to health
00:05:30Normal life by training or therapy
00:05:35Therapy
00:05:37You've received therapy here from staff psychiatrist. Dr. Nelson, correct?
00:05:41Being called a piece of shit for an hour and punching a wall night is
00:05:47What you would call therapy then?
00:05:49Yeah
00:05:51Consider me rehabilitated you're having violent outbursts
00:06:02What do you think again do you consider yourself rehabilitated
00:06:10That answers that um
00:06:14That's unfortunate. We have a new rehabilitation program. We could have offered you
00:06:19Mr. Simmons, yes, but mr. Bender. I'll bring the next person. Please. Thank you. Copy that
00:06:24You
00:06:43Got an incoming transmission secure line patched in
00:06:55You
00:06:58Good morning, Luke. Good morning taking your frustrations out on the wall again. I see
00:07:11No work for now, how'd that parole hearing go botched
00:07:17Intentionally
00:07:19Good still got that sense of duty. That's why they picked me
00:07:25As Ariana
00:07:28You know, that's off-limits
00:07:32Yeah
00:07:34Thought I tried to catch you off guard. I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms. We had a falling
00:07:43She'll get over it
00:07:48Thank you, take care
00:08:02Mr. Arturo Perez
00:08:05You've served
00:08:0715 years of a life sentence
00:08:09Tell me mr. Perez. Do you?
00:08:11Feel that you've been rehabilitated
00:08:14Would you prefer that I?
00:08:16Feign humility
00:08:22What do you want the truth you've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder
00:08:34Mr. Perez your plea bargain has been expunged
00:08:38the sentence upgraded
00:08:40ever have the arena wars
00:08:43Arturo
00:08:44Contestants are all hand-picked from death row which qualifies you their scouts have better psychological profile. You're exactly what they're looking for
00:08:53Could be a way out
00:09:14You
00:09:37To three four five six seven eight nine and ten
00:09:43Toes on the line
00:09:46You are here because life chewed you up
00:09:51spit you out and
00:09:53Then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor
00:09:56the parole board
00:09:58Has offered you a ticket out
00:10:00when arena wars
00:10:02when your freedom
00:10:04seven arenas
00:10:06With seven of the most vicious
00:10:09Killers the world has seen in the last decade didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show to
00:10:15dead serious people
00:10:17I've been in there
00:10:19Caught myself a hundred year stint the day. I came home on leave found my wife banging the neighbor
00:10:26Next thing you know double homicide. What can you do feels character die in the arena?
00:10:34That's a lot more glamorous than that shit. They're gonna put in your veins
00:10:38but
00:10:40You make it out alive
00:10:42You get to go home
00:10:43any questions
00:10:45What about weapons?
00:10:48Your feet
00:10:50Your hands and most importantly your head
00:10:55You go in as a group and you fight as a group
00:11:01You go in rogue
00:11:03You're gonna get shredded
00:11:05Sounds impossible can't be a fair fight with these guys without a weapon. That's what I used to think till I actually did it I
00:11:14Made it out
00:11:16And so can you?
00:11:18Welcome to arena war
00:11:35And welcome to the next exciting episode of arena war
00:11:51I'm your host Steven Sampson and with me as always ever exciting ever single
00:11:58former heavyweight champion of the world
00:12:00Joe Moses
00:12:01Justin Thank You
00:12:06And with that let's meet our new round of arena wars gladiators
00:12:11Fresh from the most high-security
00:12:14supermax prisons from around the world
00:12:18Hero this smooth criminal comes to us straight from Guantanamo Bay serving a
00:12:25250,000 years sentence for the 2040 murder of the entire UN and the far more serious offense not filing his taxes
00:12:33in 2028
00:12:36You too
00:12:42Connor strike luck straight from Malaysia prison in Saudi Arabia this unique war criminal
00:12:48Not only has one of the world's highest recorded IQs, but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline
00:12:53In his own body and recycles it back to his body. Where the heck can I get one of those? We got him a Walmart
00:13:00Meat wagon this tough customer got his reputation as Staten Islands most trusted neighborhood butchers
00:13:07before local authorities uncovered the corpses of 100 missing children in his boiler room
00:13:13I always knew Staten Island had great veal
00:13:17But I never knew what the secret was
00:13:19I did
00:13:21It did
00:13:29Master blaster this former president of the Unabomber fan club gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium during the
00:13:372036 World Series after killing the security staff with a chainsaw
00:13:42Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan who thought that that was their year
00:13:48Which brings us to
00:13:50Mr. Smile
00:13:51Nothing fancy here. Get your good old-fashioned local weirdo with an aptitude of beating new bio college go-aheads to death
00:14:02And of course our returning champions
00:14:07Calypso and PewDiePie
00:14:18These two really need no introduction both have been in the game for the entire season
00:14:24Calypso seven deaths and kills
00:14:27PewDiePie with house record 100
00:14:31That's a lot of damage
00:14:33What is this a pep talk?
00:14:37Oh no
00:14:39Can you believe that people watch this shit?
00:14:42No way brother. I mean, it's like Dancing with the Stars back in the day
00:14:47No shit TV. Hey, I'd rather be on I like that show man. Oh, oh, I find it
00:14:54I'll hold me side you for it you a
00:14:57Dancer, hey, let me tell you something. I got some moves
00:15:01Well, if I had done that and not crochet club, maybe I'd be rehabilitated. I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more
00:15:07I get it
00:15:09And I have this girl
00:15:11Out in the world to be dancing every weekend. I do a high school school
00:15:16You know what
00:15:18You've had my back since I've landed in this place and
00:15:22While you have really questionable taste in associates, you're a good man
00:15:27Survivor
00:15:29Tough as fuck
00:15:31What a good man
00:15:33You're getting out of here
00:15:35You're getting a dance
00:15:37Two minutes people
00:15:39Two minutes
00:15:41Oh
00:15:53Quickly quickly
00:15:57Those on the line
00:16:02Oh, I almost forgot turn to the right
00:16:11Well, is that a flu shot didn't flu season yet Hargraves little insurance policy for the producers
00:16:18Let's just say you screw up break the rules policy pays up. Oh, wait, what rules just use your head
00:16:25We'll figure it out
00:16:41I
00:16:44Paid for the night and not for you to talk stay there
00:16:53Hope I'm not interrupting anything. No, turn it up. I want to be able to shake it
00:17:06Hey
00:17:08Those nerves aren't gonna help you in here kid. Yeah. Yeah, I just gotta collect my thoughts. That's all. Hey
00:17:17You don't need to gather your thoughts your life for me you need to focus
00:17:25I'm not supposed to be here. I didn't do anything
00:17:30None of this was supposed to be in here and you don't see us pissing our pants. Do you?
00:17:36No, I'm just
00:17:40Embrace
00:17:48Just man up
00:17:59It's kind of funny, huh, what's that we did what we did
00:18:05Our only way out of this is to kill people on live TV. That's what they call a paradox
00:18:12And sound much like rehabilitation does it?
00:18:15sounds more like
00:18:17Innocence through guilt or whoo. How about justice their murder?
00:18:23All right, people. This is it
00:18:25Line up two by two
00:18:30Just like that just like that
00:18:35You can't make me do this
00:18:4218 motherfuckers
00:18:52Seriously, what the fuck is going on? We're dancing with the convicts. We just got dropped to a fucking
00:18:57Listen to me get your shit together
00:19:27Oh
00:19:39You've got a fucking
00:19:44You're ready here we go. Oh, this is some hardcore shit
00:19:50Everybody stick together
00:19:57Okay, guys are fucking dead, I hope you know that
00:20:09You've got something on the back of your head man
00:20:20Like you can't
00:20:27Do
00:20:35Well, I hate to be the underpaid janitor who has to clean that up
00:20:46Roger he's got two blades I can see
00:20:57Oh
00:21:28By the newcomer hero
00:21:39Hey, I'm looking this way out a lot better than that way what about this club I'm open to ideas play hoops grown-up. Yeah
00:21:48Pick and roll baby
00:21:51Yo, Bernie
00:21:57Whoa
00:22:21Fantastic team between convicted arsonist Arturo Perez and
00:22:26Self-proclaimed political prisoner yet Goldie
00:22:56Oh
00:23:26Oh
00:23:56Oh
00:24:26I
00:24:52Got all my money going on there
00:24:56Oh
00:25:01Down again like a White House intern
00:25:05Yeah, I can't say that. I'm surprised
00:25:08People drop out before we get to the ads. It's no wonder we're losing sponsors. I think I know exactly why
00:25:16Fantastic teamwork between convicted arsonist Arturo Perez and
00:25:20Self-proclaimed political right there. You see that
00:25:24That right there happened last week when Novak made it to arena three
00:25:29When Samson announces their criminal record full third of the audience drops out. We need to give the audience
00:25:36Somebody that they can get behind
00:25:39Hero correct, and I've got an idea
00:25:50I
00:26:00Follow-up with the parole board hurry up records is waiting. All right. Give me a minute
00:26:08I
00:26:19Sorry Bender, come on man seen this before come on in have a seat
00:26:29So you guys know I was just in here I was denied we're not the parole board
00:26:38I
00:26:40Look Bender
00:26:41We've read your profile
00:26:44Desmond Belladonna CEO Clydesdale industries
00:26:48We manufacture protein supplements jet engines parts for high-end automobiles
00:26:54But I don't give a shit about that stuff. What I'm really passionate about is my other venture the real moneymaker
00:27:01arena wars as you may know
00:27:04Contestants are death row inmates
00:27:06Problem lately is that
00:27:08Seems audiences just aren't as interested in watching the scum of the earth get butchered on live TV anymore
00:27:14What do you want with me again? I?
00:27:17Think it's time to audition. Mr. Bender with pleasure. Don't go easy on him
00:27:36I
00:27:38I
00:28:01When I said I read your profile I meant your classified profile decorated marine
00:28:08Took the fall for a superior officer
00:28:10Managed yourself up in here
00:28:12You're an innocent man
00:28:14Instant math can mean big ratings go
00:28:18You'll blow my cover money can buy anything these days
00:28:21Plus the president's a big fan send his kids some shirts
00:28:25He's very happy. What if I say no think about it Bender a chance to get back the life you deserve a clean record
00:28:32Plus you don't have much of a choice. The courts have agreed to upgrade your sentence to lethal injection
00:28:38if
00:28:39You say no
00:28:55We're down
00:28:58Right up
00:29:08Whoa
00:29:16What do you know you got a call coming in put it through
00:29:30How are you Luke cut the shit I'm not sure I know what you mean, you know exactly what I mean
00:29:38I can't lie to you. Yes, they told me
00:29:42Cover's gonna be fun
00:29:45This doesn't just affect me. They could come for you and Arianna
00:29:49I'm aware if I don't make it
00:29:54You tell her I love her
00:30:00You know, you've always been like a son to me thank you I'll be watching
00:30:08You
00:30:29Sir minty
00:30:32Don't think we met
00:30:35Means car
00:30:37Like the Ratha
00:30:41It's my lady friend hand anyways, so
00:30:47We need a four
00:30:50Me
00:30:52That's her help one of that or suicide hotline at the time. I didn't know what help one. It really meant
00:30:57I was just helping patients in the process
00:31:04That you had a big chief over
00:31:07Nothing
00:31:09Son
00:31:12It's my own brand
00:31:15It's concentrated
00:31:19Endorphins
00:31:21That's how you'll ever have
00:31:26Euphoria
00:31:27Say what?
00:31:29We're still still in the house
00:31:32Decide what it tastes
00:31:34Can you hold that thought
00:31:37Cool cool
00:31:41It's Luke
00:32:07I
00:32:38Goes on the line
00:32:41Name's Bob
00:32:43You're a fan of the show. You may remember that I took out for us kill a few years back
00:32:49We're gonna have a problem I
00:32:53Understand we have a ringer with us
00:32:58Now although I cannot tell you who that person is I can tell you you are all into my watch
00:33:07And we
00:33:09Have just a couple of days to get you detoxified
00:33:13Trained and ready for what you're gonna see beyond that wall folks. You better damn. I'll be ready cuz it ain't gonna be pretty
00:33:26Name Billy with an ie
00:33:29Here's the green Alice
00:33:31Thanks
00:33:33Mint real name mint legally chained
00:33:42You know, okay, what was your last physical hell-bought shower this morning? Oh, yeah
00:33:49Said you have gonorrhea chlamydia and raised endorphin level
00:33:54Name Luke fender. Are there any pre-existing conditions?
00:33:58That we should know about just your dark variety case of toxic masculinity and
00:34:05Look at this
00:34:08Name a ball real name a ball
00:34:13You're not as cute as you think you are
00:34:18Everybody wants to visit Paris
00:34:22You didn't you see sir? No, not mom. Are you sure me? Yeah. No
00:34:28You think it's so cute, huh? It doesn't mean what you think it doesn't prison
00:34:41Yeah, let's drop the prowl boy like you do in the prison shower
00:34:46Just hold
00:34:49Come on boy, I know you've had a lot bigger than that gonorrhea vaccine Oh
00:35:03No, you've had bigger
00:35:16So, why don't we just sever the nerve endings and be done with it pain motivation for example
00:35:31If Nero didn't feel that you wouldn't have a show
00:35:37How's our boy looking broken jaw fractured skull the usual
00:35:46Thumbnail will you do the honors?
00:35:52You may need to revamp the cocktail starting to wear off quicker
00:36:16Domino
00:36:20Remember
00:36:23Good girl
00:36:24If this happens during a show, it could be bad
00:36:28They could turn against us
00:36:31Do what you have to do
00:36:33Yes, sir
00:36:37I've got the tools. I've got the talent you got oil injections what you got
00:36:46Oh, yeah, it's like that, huh? I'm gonna call you juice now. Thank you
00:36:54Change use that would be a posthast energy drink
00:36:58when arena wars
00:37:00Fuck out of here and market that shit going down at the club
00:37:05Change juice, baby. Yeah
00:37:10But you want some of this tank juice right here now
00:37:14Shut the fuck up take it easy governor
00:37:18This one's on the house
00:37:22Tanks back number 10 only tank can slam a revolving door
00:37:26Oh
00:37:38Concrete punching bag, huh? Yeah used to practice on one myself
00:37:45Made you stop
00:37:53All the pent-up aggression
00:37:57Carrying it back to my cell
00:38:00Breathing it all in
00:38:04We both know that ain't help
00:38:09Brother called responsible for him
00:38:16So
00:38:18You ready for this?
00:38:20I'll be lying. I said it was
00:38:23Fuck is a parole war man
00:38:26How am I supposed to go in there and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated
00:38:29When I'm sweating bullets, I think I'm gonna take my chances with arena wars sure seems like better odds
00:38:37You're all right, I think you could tell them fuckers at the parole for that
00:38:41I
00:38:56Welcome to the next exciting episode of arena wars
00:39:00I'm your host Steven Samson with me as always is former heavyweight champion of the world Joe Moses. Yeah
00:39:09You know last week started with such great potential
00:39:12Arsonist Arturo Perez showing leadership skills early on then quickly being taken down by newcomer meat wagon in the third arena
00:39:20He's first to get my hands
00:39:23I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight something you've never seen on arena wars before
00:39:28For the first time arena wars will feature an innocent contestant
00:39:35I know they're telling me has to be me lieutenant Luke Bender former United States. Murray got to be fucking kidding
00:39:46So, uh
00:39:47What do you like an arc or some shit man? You're a man. I'm not a narc
00:39:52Pretty boy here don't depart. I don't know what narcs, you know, but I think some pretty damn sexy ones myself
00:39:59Wait a minute
00:40:02I'm saying you're innocent
00:40:06Yeah
00:40:09For if you saw it on TV, it must be real, right? I think I'm stupid just cuz I've been in the joint
00:40:15Really? Why are you here? Yes, prove it. Yeah, mate
00:40:18Prove it. I don't know. How are you expecting to do that from in here fair enough?
00:40:25I'm watching you green. So why'd you do it then orders from a commanding officer?
00:40:32I couldn't let it get out that a colonel close to the president tried to kill me
00:40:35All I asked for a return is that my fiance and her father were taken care of
00:40:40That's about goddamn. Honorable you
00:40:44So, uh, what now what do you mean well, what are you gonna teach you some of that ring shit?
00:40:55Follow my lead. All right. Yeah
00:40:57Yeah
00:40:59Here we go, you know the drill just give me the countdown three two one banging
00:41:13Any predictions for tonight's show I
00:41:16predict
00:41:17Holly days shows me them Holly ways she hard to do and I'm live on Holly way
00:41:28So
00:41:33Billy Chambers, right?
00:41:36Yep women's in MHF 2039
00:41:43Used to be
00:41:45Damn, I knew that was you. I had front-row seats to your last fight in Vegas
00:41:50Like I think I won. Uh, what's 20 bucks?
00:41:5220 bucks. Hey, yeah, I guess we both took the win. It was a pretty good night. Oh, yeah, it was a good night
00:41:59Wanted to meet you
00:42:02Didn't you? It's nice to meet you now, though
00:42:07Tell
00:42:10Sure, thanks
00:42:12You know, they told me about you
00:42:15Tell me you're innocent
00:42:19That's never happened
00:42:23If you can believe that
00:42:25innocent man
00:42:26life sentence
00:42:28Gets to fight his way back out
00:42:31That's good television
00:42:33Doesn't matter
00:42:35Just a gimmick
00:42:38Look
00:42:40Not one person that's ever been in this room has ever deserved to get back out including me
00:42:49But anyway
00:42:52I
00:43:01Just wait for the queue
00:43:03You know, you would think that they could use stock footage of us by now, right?
00:43:07Don't tell them that
00:43:09Unless the buyouts as high as our salaries like that's gonna happen
00:43:14And three two one, but I'll be
00:43:22Ready
00:43:41Bye-bye
00:43:52Oh
00:43:56See you fuckers in it, that's why smile for the camera fuck like
00:44:13Everyone stay ready stay
00:44:22Oh
00:44:42Here we go, here we go all my word everyone on it
00:44:50Just do my job Chuck
00:44:52Oh
00:45:22Oh
00:45:52Would you
00:46:14This is from our spot
00:46:23Pretty boy, you know, it can't do it. Candy. Hey can
00:46:30Come on Luke
00:46:37Take it
00:46:40You
00:46:51Job Genghis Luke you okay? Yeah
00:47:02Told you wasn't gonna do it
00:47:05Vendor showing some hesitation
00:47:09Fuck
00:47:14Brutal fishing move multiple murderer tanker Lee Jones. Don't fuck this up for me, Maureen
00:47:25The tides could be turning
00:47:27Joe
00:47:37Yeah
00:47:40I think whoa
00:47:42You want my help you pick up the goddamn piece going as fast as I can asshole. You afraid of the dark a town
00:47:49No, man, it's runs me the times. I used to play my parents mortuary
00:47:53No wonder you in here
00:47:56This used to turn off all the light
00:47:58Made me in a circle and make me count to ten
00:48:00Yep, it's still around and stuff on my way out
00:48:04Sometimes I find a corpse
00:48:07Sometimes I find my sister
00:48:09So if you found a corpse, does that mean that you won or you lost?
00:48:13Kind of depends. Why is that?
00:48:19No one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay are they get back
00:48:25Oh
00:48:55I
00:49:25Saw tech like this thing about heavy doses of adrenaline
00:49:55I
00:49:59Did good
00:50:02Let's fax the watch every one of us that goes down hurts the team the team, huh? Yeah the team
00:50:12Listen if you want to live through this we have to work together
00:50:19Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero
00:50:21Why the fuck are we even listening to this marine he is not one of us
00:50:26You really expect us to believe your ass is out here looking out for the rest of us
00:50:32for murderers thieves
00:50:34Just a jarhead and took the fall for someone who's out living it up at your expense
00:50:38You're here getting shit pushed in and I was a sacrifice for national fucking security
00:50:42Couldn't let it get out that the president was easily reached. I hate to be the harbinger of bad news
00:50:47Hate to be the harbinger of bad news
00:50:50The whole fucking world knows now
00:50:55Sounds like you failed your mission green
00:51:00How about this us lifers we'll stick together you can fuck off
00:51:17Oh
00:51:48Are you still with me
00:51:51Then you're clearly preparing to give our home audience a motivational speech. I
00:51:56said
00:51:57Are you with me?
00:52:10Fuck yeah, let's get some
00:52:18So
00:52:25Major props to the producers man. I mean, I never saw this one coming
00:52:47Oh
00:52:52Motherfucker
00:53:17So
00:53:35Oh my god
00:53:42Yeah
00:53:47So
00:53:58Bad motherfucker
00:54:01So
00:54:10So just like fender is innocent does that mean like there's more hot guys in jail like that
00:54:15Well if banner lives if you get the action figure you can come and book him so I can get a sign maybe
00:54:21I mean
00:54:22If he's innocent, why not just let him out now due process all that pent-up aggression. We accumulate during the week
00:54:29I can't think of a better outlet for it reminds me that time. I got a black belt in jujitsu
00:54:33Just one two punch combo the teamwork. It's a rare thing in the world today
00:54:38You know, I'll want to punch you if you don't let me rock the mic
00:54:40It's the most fascinating study of the human condition since well the advent of social media
00:54:45I actually got into three myself recently not gonna say I went pro or anything, but I definitely learned a thing
00:54:49I do that myself. I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield. I tell you
00:54:54Nothing compares to what I see here. Yeah, that says a lot about you though
00:54:58Dealing with the kids all day. I mean sometimes I just want to fuck some shit up
00:55:04I did get eaten in the head three bad. I'm so insane after that. Could you believe it?
00:55:10I get up I go down the garage and then I just unload on the head
00:55:14Bender was the supply of the season, but that doesn't mean he's going to keep up his winning streak
00:55:19That's true. Look. I don't care who wins. What I want to see is all the bloodshed grade eight type of stuff on the screen
00:55:25That's what I care about. Okay. Nice. Okay. Great. Amazing. Thank you guys
00:55:48Yeah, be not proud for some have called you mighty and dreadful
00:55:55For thou art not so
00:55:57Do you know where that's from?
00:56:00No
00:56:01It's a sonnet
00:56:03death
00:56:04be not proud
00:56:06written in the 1600s
00:56:11For rest and sleep
00:56:14for thou picture be
00:56:16much pleasure
00:56:18For thee much more must flow
00:56:22That's my favorite passage
00:56:24It gets me through my job
00:56:27How about you domino
00:56:30I don't understand the question. I know you wouldn't
00:56:37All that cunning that you had
00:56:40All that precision
00:56:42gone
00:56:44with a single injection
00:56:47Such a shame
00:56:54Yeah
00:56:57Pretty incredible, isn't it? I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner
00:57:07I think it's a beautiful idea our own universe of streaming programming
00:57:18Let's not jump to conclusions i'm pretty sure he'll give a big fuck you to that idea
00:57:24Yeah
00:57:28Well, don't forget my executive producer credit
00:57:33He fucking swung him boom not me wagging the fuck out shit man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker
00:57:40The fuck you know about dollar store hookers. I thought you stuck to the penny saver dollar store a little too classy
00:57:481500 yen
00:57:51You
00:57:53Trap my ninja ninja you're like one step closer freedom
00:57:58Yeah, brother man, bring it in
00:58:01Bring it in
00:58:07Good job guys. Hey box. Oh, man. I need you to get me something for my back, you know
00:58:12Because i'm carrying on the whole fucking team, you know what i'm saying?
00:58:15I hate to interrupt your little celebration here
00:58:18Producers want to see you upstairs all of us. Yep. Shit him, too
00:58:23Unfortunately, yes, why?
00:58:25Big night. It's time to celebrate serious
00:58:30In restraints don't get excited and don't forget
00:58:34You've got an explosive in your head
00:58:37At least we'll die happy
00:58:39Five minutes be ready
00:58:43You know what this means right
00:58:46You're looking at fucking pussy lined up for miles fucking rock stars now shit even fucking bill's gonna get laid
00:59:08Hold on hold on hold on what not sure who let you out of the sewer, but this is vip only
00:59:15Let's not be up on current events
00:59:18We are vip
00:59:20It's invitation only
00:59:22Nope
00:59:22You have one of those. Yeah, who invited you?
00:59:26your man
00:59:28Hey fuckface don't you know you're a special guest
00:59:35You okay though enjoy your evening
00:59:37So
00:59:43Hi guys, welcome. Hello may I offer you a drink?
00:59:50Or two oh
00:59:53Oh
00:59:55Oh, yeah, follow me
00:59:59We got orange explosive chips in our necks
01:00:03And then we're gonna take off our cuffs not everyone is as well behaved as we are, right
01:00:09I think they want you to mingle a little bit. Don't you come with me?
01:00:15Hey
01:00:18There he is you're having the hour
01:00:23Get over here you badass son of a bitch wait
01:00:29Unfortunately
01:00:33I
01:00:36Hope you're loose. I'll have one of the girls grab me a drink if I can I'd like to pass that offer over to my friend
01:00:48Well, you have boss
01:00:51Mitchell
01:00:55Handy
01:00:58Yes, sir two mint juleps for my man here i've been invited
01:01:08Pretty impressive showing out there tonight. You're the new fan favorite. It was fight or die
01:01:16Well, you'll thank me for that
01:01:20My fiancee and her father is still alive I might
01:01:27Your team is made up of people convicted in a court of law
01:01:32It must be a real moral conflict for you protecting the scum of the earth while you sit in here just for doing your duty
01:01:40Who says they're the scum of the earth?
01:01:45I didn't know you marines had such a good sense of humor. I thought it was all ura simplified
01:01:52Which reminds me
01:01:54What do you plan to do for work once you're free?
01:01:58If i'm free
01:02:01Well, maybe I can help with that
01:02:04But not now
01:02:06Enjoy the night
01:02:08If you're interested in hearing about an opportunity that's come up meet me in the green room later
01:02:20And bender
01:02:24This is entertainment
01:02:26That's all
01:02:53Hi guys
01:02:56So it's this step just doing our job jake, yep
01:03:14What's up champ
01:03:17You should have taken that drink
01:03:19Oh
01:03:24Inbox is blowing up with new sponsors the network wants to move next week's follow-up episode to the weekend
01:03:33The problem is you're good a little too good
01:03:38The network's talking about creating a spin-off centered around you
01:03:43I made a promise to my mother before she died not to let her pride and joy go under
01:03:49Of course by pride joy, she meant the company
01:03:54Not me
01:03:58It was arena wars that saved it
01:04:01It saved the company
01:04:03It saved me
01:04:04It saved my legacy. You tell them I said no
01:04:08And fuck you
01:04:10Well, you see even if you said yes
01:04:12This shows me they're looking elsewhere
01:04:15I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall
01:04:18So you're gonna kill me then
01:04:23No
01:04:25Hell, I can't even handicap you that'd be too obvious
01:04:28But what's the one thing that's kept you going the whole time? You've been locked up
01:04:34You don't need to answer
01:04:36So we already know
01:04:39Calls from your former commanding officer who is also
01:04:42Father of the love of your life and a father figure to you
01:04:46What is this
01:04:50Your fiancee and father-in-law are dead five years ago hit by a drunk driver on christmas day
01:04:58killed instantly
01:05:02You're lying he talks to me
01:05:06I'm not lying
01:05:08I'm not lying
01:05:11I'm not lying
01:05:13He talks to me
01:05:17It's a deep fake
01:05:20Fuck you
01:05:31I bet she's with those two cocktail bitches from the party
01:05:38Luke
01:05:40Hey, brother
01:05:42You all right
01:05:44Come on let's get up. Let's get out of here. You all right?
01:05:52I'm gonna get him con
01:05:57These sure don't look like they came from the hits he took on the show
01:06:01We've been sparring
01:06:03How come you two don't have any bruises because we're badasses that don't get hit
01:06:08I guess that's a better excuse than saying you fell down some stairs
01:06:12Yeah
01:06:14What's going on
01:06:16Found him in the green room knocked out
01:06:20Luke
01:06:22Marie
01:06:25You with me
01:06:36I'm i'm fine
01:06:39Thank you hopkins i'll take it from here
01:06:43All right, what happened
01:06:48Cut myself shaving
01:06:50That's bullshit
01:06:52Bella donna doesn't get involved in matches unless there's something going down
01:06:58So again, what's going on
01:07:06He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff wait, how's that a bad thing
01:07:11Do you think i'm a threat to him
01:07:13That sounds like some paranoid bullshit to me
01:07:16There's one thing I know about that man
01:07:18You don't mess with his money. I'm not a killer
01:07:21But whatever it is, he wants me to be i'm a soldier
01:07:25That's it
01:07:26Yeah
01:07:29I don't think so
01:07:32You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out and crushed in front of him
01:07:37See that a lot in here
01:07:40Yeah
01:07:42Weekly calls that i've been getting from my would-be father-in-law were never real
01:07:53He and my fiancee
01:07:57Died five years ago
01:08:01And I was never told
01:08:07Sorry, man
01:08:10I
01:08:14This that's the only thing that's gonna be going in here
01:08:19Every day
01:08:24All these fucking years
01:08:33Listen to me we're all in this together. Okay, you got us
01:08:40all of us
01:08:42We're family
01:08:49The show I would pay this damn, right
01:09:04Wow hey
01:09:08Wow, it's a surprise
01:09:10Brings you down from your supervillain lair
01:09:14Funny remember that material for the air
01:09:18Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that
01:09:21Just a little wellness visit
01:09:23How are you and moses feeling lately? Well, you know, um, I got really high cholesterol
01:09:30And moses unfortunately has a heart murmur
01:09:34Seriously what's on your mind? Listen
01:09:37Listen
01:09:38Whatever happens tonight
01:09:40Don't stop the show
01:09:43Keep it going
01:09:44What he's saying is
01:09:46No matter what you see
01:09:48The show must go on I get it enough to tell me twice
01:09:55Thanks chief
01:10:01I increased the dosage quite a bit a handful of mental sedatives
01:10:06Whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce they'll be sitting pretty for quite a while domino
01:10:14Hey, don't forget
01:10:19Yeah
01:10:24Welcome back to another episode of arena war I love you
01:10:30Yeah
01:10:32This special episode will feature the return of our first contestants to last more than one week in five seasons
01:10:39And don't forget luke bender former marine and the first innocent contestant in the history of the show
01:10:47There it is. Here it is
01:10:49Oh
01:10:56Lucky shot. Oh lucky my ass man teamwork makes the dream work coaches. All right
01:11:02I've seen people come in here one night get lucky come back for the next show
01:11:06Get wiped out in the first 10 seconds. Sounds like you have a bad judge of character my friend
01:11:10The only person getting lucky tonight is your mom
01:11:16Shoot out. Bye-bye
01:11:19So bad, I'm gonna have to play that for a lot
01:11:24Let's go
01:11:42Oh
01:11:49When I first saw these guys
01:11:51I didn't think a damn thing about a bunch of sad sack music
01:11:55And now I actually think they have a chance to win the whole thing, you know, but i've been wrong before
01:12:20I know everyone's going crazy for luke bender, but minty now, that is a real man
01:12:27They got us a dope-ass theme song and everything
01:12:33You ever thought you'd be a celebrity k-town not unless you count the evening news
01:12:40Shit i've missed this stuff
01:12:42Oh
01:12:46Mind you the ring, huh? Oh, yeah, all it's missing is the crowd. I need the energy
01:13:00Luke bender nice to meet you, babe. I'm holly
01:13:05Tell us how are you feeling about tonight's show?
01:13:13Yeah
01:13:17First I should probably
01:13:20Thank the producers
01:13:23For this incredible opportunity
01:13:30Not stepping in with the hype right
01:13:33Not disappointed here in the normal
01:13:39We're not fighting we're not fighting for money
01:13:43If I don't see you
01:13:55I need to go down and check on holly dave's dressing room some commotion going on down there. Yeah
01:14:13Are you ready
01:14:36Anyone got a plan sun suit art of war multiple guerrilla warfare tactics
01:14:42Hit and run dodge if they strike from the place how easy enough just keep moving confuse them and ambush. Got it. Got it
01:14:49fucker
01:14:53Oh
01:15:13Oh
01:15:15Yes, yes, that's the one right there
01:15:19Against the rules to celebrate it's not against the rules. I wasn't asking
01:15:35Listen uh on a serious note now, um
01:15:43A word from our sponsors
01:15:52Breathe through it stay with me
01:15:57This is my phone
01:16:00My calls
01:16:02How come you're here don't be sorry
01:16:06I'm, just glad I got this thing
01:16:13Side by side with all of you
01:16:22Stay with me
01:16:43Hmm
01:16:52Damn look at me
01:16:55I'm, sorry. I'm
01:16:58Sorry, we have to keep moving
01:17:01You gotta keep moving you can do this, all right, come on, come on
01:17:13Huh
01:17:33You must be out there, huh? Yeah, we must be
01:17:38Hey
01:17:41We all right
01:17:44You good
01:17:49As good as it can be you
01:17:55Same hey, hey, okay
01:18:04How long do you think we're good not long maybe another 10 15 seconds we need to be ready
01:18:10You know more fucking surprises, yeah, let's go time
01:18:40Hmm
01:19:00Wow
01:19:10Uh
01:19:17Over here
01:19:40So
01:20:11So
01:20:21Hey, hey, hey, you're okay
01:20:24You're okay
01:20:25Billy stop stop. Billy. Billy. Billy. He's done
01:20:29He's done. It passes. Okay
01:20:32passes
01:20:33Are you all right?
01:20:35Oh, fuck
01:20:37Yeah, fuck
01:20:38I mean hit harder than that fighting. Oh, i'm good. I'm good
01:20:46Wow that that's a twist right there. I just got a text that the odds of the offender are going to the roof in vegas right now
01:20:57So when's round three storm fuck I don't know man that fucking asshole caught me off guard
01:21:02All right, guys, we gotta move. We have to finish this
01:21:05You leave the way badass
01:21:10Okay, let's go
01:21:27Welcome to the party
01:21:35So
01:21:39Be ready guys just be ready
01:21:53Your eyes motherfucker
01:22:05Oh
01:22:20Yeah
01:22:35Me
01:22:58Oh my god
01:23:05Oh
01:23:26Come on
01:23:35On the house remember
01:23:49They're super fast acting here we go
01:23:59Here we go, here we go
01:24:01One two three two one now
01:24:32Oh
01:24:47Yes
01:25:01Oh
01:25:18Something's wrong. Yeah, the stupid one handed something to bender wonder how that got past security any ideas
01:25:25What
01:25:30Domino
01:25:34Yes
01:25:36No, stop, please what
01:25:42Fuck
01:25:44You took your dose, right? I was in the room with you, but I always do
01:25:51Yes, or no, yes
01:25:54Yes
01:25:55I took the dose
01:25:57If you're telling the truth
01:25:59And you wouldn't mind providing us with a blood sample, would you?
01:26:03Of course not. I'm always willing to comply
01:26:09She hesitated
01:26:18None of us want to be here
01:26:21You see that
01:26:23You're telling this to the world
01:26:26I think you've forgotten how much you owe me. I don't owe you anything
01:26:31You'd have died in the arena. You owe me your life
01:26:36This is no life
01:26:46What were you in for again
01:26:48Oh
01:26:51That's right, you were a hired killer a sniper thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon
01:27:08Please don't kill me
01:27:12Oh, i'm not gonna kill you that would be a waste of talent
01:27:18I'm, just gonna transfer you
01:27:25Back to the arena
01:27:33Who toasted you who toasted you
01:27:41Fuck
01:27:48Get your ass over there
01:27:52Welcome to sudden death
01:27:59Let him go you're still here luke
01:28:02What kind of show would that be for the audience?
01:28:05You forced these people to be on your kill squad
01:28:09Just like you forced me to be on your show
01:28:11Well, it's hard to keep a steady flow of willing participants when death's part of the deal
01:28:16I said
01:28:17Let him go
01:28:19Don't worry about me brother. He's gonna kill me
01:28:22quiet
01:28:23spoilers
01:28:25You shoot him and then what we find out if you're really a killer
01:28:31No
01:28:32Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle
01:28:35And don't tell me you didn't feel rushed from it. This isn't war. The audience is blood thirsty
01:28:40And you gave them what they wanted
01:28:43It's war. What does that make you?
01:28:47You're the one making the profit
01:28:50Like I said before
01:28:54This is entertainment, that's all it is
01:29:02Like it's time to go home
01:29:17So
01:29:34Jesus christ, I thought he'd never shut up. Can we get the fuck out of here now?
01:29:42Yeah, why chips in our heads
01:29:47Don't worry about that surprised you didn't recognize a military tech
01:29:59Thank you who mentioned it
01:30:05How do we get out of here follow me
01:30:11Man
01:30:17So
01:30:29I'm free arena wars arena wars
01:30:47Oh
01:31:17So, uh, let me get this right you slept with the trust killer
01:31:43I heard that you are a big fan of the show
01:31:45Literally not only a fan but you know, i'm an employee also and I don't know if you know this or not
01:31:52But i've talked about five or six spaces down from you every day. You're looking a little nervous. I love what's
01:32:00I'm nervous because I don't want to die
01:32:04Oh, I I can't oh I can't because they don't give us the option
01:32:11They the whole thing oh, yeah
01:32:15Dude hey, by the way, do you still have the heisman trophy?
01:32:20I sold it on ebay. Yeah
01:32:23Hey, buddy
01:32:25I'm don't shake hands. It's such a crazy thing to bad at it. I first off I need to tell you
01:32:31Oh, thanks
01:32:33That hail mary in the fourth quarter in that game against the raiders
01:32:36Absolutely, beautiful. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Uh, thank you
01:32:40Okay, it's fine. All right, whatever. What's the matter with you, son?
01:32:43I'm on the camera with you. Yeah, that's right
01:32:50You ever hear the expression of deer in headlights you don't remember
01:32:54Should I come on jimmy magnus i'm the guy
01:32:58That took you to the emergency ward stayed with you all night after you tore your acl
01:33:05badass
01:33:14Is
01:33:19If you win back your freedom
01:33:21What are you gonna do gonna go back to japan?
01:33:33So I hear that you're actually related
01:33:36to one of our ladies
01:33:38That's right
01:33:39master plaster and I
01:33:41Our twin brother
01:33:43I always thought you threw that last super bowl. Excuse me. What was that? I mean if you don't want to admit it
01:33:50Maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it. No, but I have a gun
01:33:54It's good to see you though. I've been i've been hoping you'd get me on here once in a while or once anyway
01:33:59Here you are here. I am. Well, you know, that's what happens
01:34:02You spend 10 years getting your ass kicked and then if you're lucky
01:34:06you end up
01:34:08Being a commentator on a talk show or the star of a cartoon or selling some insurance policies
01:34:20I've been seeing you guys for a while. You're always on the field. Yeah. Oh, we just came out to pick up our checks
01:34:25You called us over here. They make you pick them up
01:34:29Pay i'm not doing this. I figured you could pay electronically. Well the state pays us electronically but this
01:34:36I mean, this is blood money. Come on
01:34:38I know
01:34:41Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I understand. Yeah the blood money is you know, I guess in the long run it's all blood money
01:34:48I mean, how do you deal with it? What's the difference?
01:34:50ethics
01:34:52Ethics, yeah, I agree with that
01:34:54ethics