• 3 months ago
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00:01:00I'm all out of hope One more bad dream could bring a fall
00:01:19When I'm far from home Don't call me on the phone
00:01:27Don't tell me you're alone It's easy to deceive
00:01:35It's easy to tease But hard to get please
00:01:43Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:01:58Eyes without a face Got no human grace
00:02:03Your eyes without a face
00:02:13Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:02:23Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:02:33Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:02:42Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:02:50Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:02:58Eyes without a face Eyes without a face
00:03:07Abe, this is our home. I gotta live here. With you.
00:03:17You don't. Not yet.
00:03:20Right. Sorry, sorry.
00:03:23I had a dream we kissed And it was all I missed
00:03:43Beyond the part
00:03:46Oh, what is this? Chlorophyll water.
00:03:51What? Chlorophyll water. It's the secret to long life.
00:03:54I will stick to my reverse demeanor, thank you very much.
00:03:57Okay, well, I'll stick to your gecko-bush-band demeanor.
00:04:00Okay, wait. I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
00:04:06Kids? Yes. Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:04:10Okay. Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:04:16Yes. Jesus. Yes. Hell yes.
00:04:19Hey, relax. Get the shit out of me.
00:04:22But seriously, I was thinking about how I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
00:04:28As long as I've known you.
00:04:29Yeah, like, you spent your early 20s playing in some shitty punk clubs and doing God knows what.
00:04:34Drugs.
00:04:35And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical library studying till 2 a.m.
00:04:41Right.
00:04:42So I don't want some gooey toddler to come along and just mess up the last few years and being rebellious.
00:04:49Yeah. You know what? I've been thinking about rebellion too, in my own way.
00:04:53You're about to say something stupid right now.
00:04:55No, no. Well, you might think I'm un poco loco, but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
00:05:02No. Really?
00:05:03What are you talking about, then?
00:05:05I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover
00:05:09that reminds me of all the terrible decisions I made the night before.
00:05:12That is what I'm talking about.
00:05:14I'm here for it. You deserve it. You deserve all the hangovers in the world.
00:05:19I do.
00:05:20You do.
00:05:21I do.
00:05:22Yes, you do. To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:05:24To wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:05:29Come here.
00:05:32I love you.
00:05:33I love you too.
00:05:39I love you too.
00:05:46Oh, check out those two.
00:05:48What is he, like a photographer or something?
00:05:51It looks like it.
00:05:53Wow.
00:05:55You can see right in.
00:05:58Yeah, it's a nice place. Oh, kissy, kissy.
00:06:02Oh, they're in love.
00:06:05Oh, it's getting spicy.
00:06:10Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
00:06:14Um, Thomas.
00:06:16That is happening.
00:06:17Thomas.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19I don't think we should spy on our neighbors.
00:06:21No, we're not spying. We're just looking outside our window,
00:06:24and they happen to be in our field of vision.
00:06:26Oh, oh.
00:06:27Oh, okay.
00:06:29They have to know that people can see in.
00:06:31Exactly.
00:06:32Like, they have to know that.
00:06:33Have to know. Have to know.
00:06:35Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
00:06:38Yep.
00:06:39That is some good content.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:42Thomas, we are officially being creepy weirdos.
00:06:45Don't you agree?
00:06:46No, what? They want us to look.
00:06:49But we'll stop because you want me to.
00:06:52Thank you.
00:06:53It's our first night.
00:06:54Right, right.
00:06:55Let's give our neighbors some privacy.
00:06:57Oh, they're fucking now. Okay.
00:06:59Thomas, come on.
00:07:01Thomas, come on, perv.
00:07:03Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:05Go get it.
00:07:06Go get it, boy.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:53So...
00:07:55I got you a little...
00:08:01Thomas.
00:08:03If...
00:08:09Thomas.
00:08:12Thomas.
00:08:14Sex.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:46So, congratulations are in order.
00:08:49What'd I do?
00:08:50You, nothing.
00:08:51Me, I'm on day three of a social media blackout.
00:08:54No Insta, no Twitter.
00:08:56Joanie and I pledged to go an entire month.
00:08:58Mazel tov, Laurie.
00:09:00I just read that couples who decrease their amount of screen time
00:09:03can double or triple the amount of sex they have in a month.
00:09:06Yeah?
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:08Ah, but what do they look like when they masturbate?
00:09:10Oh my God, how is competition going?
00:09:14The weirdest thing happened last night.
00:09:16This couple, our neighbors across the way,
00:09:19they were totally doing it and we could see right in.
00:09:22It looks like goo. How ugly were they?
00:09:24They're not. They were, like, gorgeous.
00:09:26So, you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn,
00:09:29put on your binoculars.
00:09:31No.
00:09:32Why not?
00:09:33Just because someone is allegedly allowing you to look in on their lives
00:09:36doesn't mean it's okay to watch.
00:09:38You were 1,000% wrong about that.
00:09:40It is entirely acceptable to look.
00:09:42I mean, it sounds like they're exhibitionists.
00:09:45Doubtful.
00:09:46If they are exhibitionists, then watching them,
00:09:48it's, like, the polite thing to do, Pippa.
00:09:50I'll see you at lunch.
00:09:51So long, creep.
00:09:56You're going to see so much better after this.
00:09:58Just relax, okay?
00:10:01I've done 40 of these a week.
00:10:03That's 20 years.
00:10:05And well over half of them have gone right.
00:10:07Just kidding, of course.
00:10:09Can you look, please?
00:10:1120 years.
00:10:12Yeah.
00:10:13And I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:20In three,
00:10:22two,
00:10:23and...
00:10:28Bonjour.
00:10:29Hi, this is Pippa from La Boutique.
00:10:31Your glasses are ready.
00:10:32Pippa?
00:10:34We're open till six.
00:10:35You're welcome.
00:10:36Bye.
00:10:38What is this?
00:10:39So, in Japan,
00:10:41birds are described as two eyes with wings.
00:10:45And for good reason.
00:10:46Their acuity is so strong
00:10:48that from the top of an eight-story building
00:10:50they can pick out a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below.
00:10:55Why are you telling her this?
00:10:56Well, it's a little housewarming present.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:04When you see birds drinking from this outside your window,
00:11:08let it be a little reminder of how imperfect our own species vision is.
00:11:13You and I, all we're doing here is making it slightly better.
00:11:17Thank you.
00:11:20I want a present.
00:11:27Hey, babe.
00:11:29Hi.
00:11:30Voila.
00:11:31Thomas, this is so cute.
00:11:33We kind of look like Bert and Ernie.
00:11:36What's going on with our friendly next-door neighbors?
00:11:40Really?
00:11:41This is going to be a thing?
00:11:43Look, they're just like us.
00:11:45They're nothing like us.
00:11:46They're way cooler.
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:49Hey, stop being so obvious.
00:11:51Oh, okay.
00:11:52Secret time.
00:11:54Ooh.
00:11:57How do we become their friends?
00:11:59You want to become BFFs with the neighbors we now seem to be stalking?
00:12:03Yeah, why not?
00:12:04I bet that sake he's drinking is top shelf.
00:12:06He could pour me some and I could pretend to know the difference.
00:12:10And then she could show you all the cute boutiques to shop at in the neighborhood.
00:12:14Yeah, because all girls do is shop.
00:12:16Okay, fine.
00:12:17I'll learn about the boutiques then, shit.
00:12:20What are their names?
00:12:22She's definitely a Margot.
00:12:24Oh, yeah, of course.
00:12:25She's clearly a Margot.
00:12:26And that's Brent.
00:12:30Well, maybe Brent could also tell me how to sculpt my body.
00:12:33I got a glimpse of his pubes yesterday.
00:12:35They were exquisitely manscaped.
00:12:37Would you ever want me to do that?
00:12:39Shave your pubes?
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41No.
00:12:42Wouldn't they grow back prickly or something?
00:12:44Prickly.
00:12:46Wait, is he choking?
00:12:49Oh, shit.
00:12:50That guy can't breathe.
00:12:51I know.
00:12:52And she can't see him.
00:12:53I know.
00:12:54What do we do?
00:12:55Okay, here we go.
00:12:56Oh, good, good, good.
00:12:57Yes.
00:12:58No.
00:12:59No.
00:13:00Go to the kitchen.
00:13:01The kitchen.
00:13:02Take off your headphones, girlfriend.
00:13:03This is like an emergency.
00:13:04Okay, I should call 911?
00:13:06No, they're not going to get there fast enough.
00:13:08You need to go over there.
00:13:09Okay, but then they'll know that we were spying.
00:13:11Yeah, but then he won't be dead.
00:13:12Go.
00:13:13Shit.
00:13:14Okay, right.
00:13:15Shit.
00:13:16I have to go over there.
00:13:17Go.
00:13:18Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:13:20Wait.
00:13:21Thomas, come back.
00:13:22Come on, come back.
00:13:23What?
00:13:24What?
00:13:25No, no, no.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27No, no, no.
00:13:28No, come on.
00:13:29Harder, harder.
00:13:30What is she doing?
00:13:31Oh, come on.
00:13:32Come on.
00:13:33What are you doing?
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:35Look.
00:13:36Look.
00:13:37Like this.
00:13:38Yeah, yeah, go.
00:13:39Go, go, go, go.
00:13:40You got this, girl.
00:13:41Go, go, go, go.
00:13:42Push, push, push, push.
00:13:43Come on.
00:13:44You got this.
00:13:45You got this.
00:13:46There you go.
00:13:47There you go.
00:13:48We did it.
00:13:49Oh, my God, we did it.
00:13:50We did it.
00:13:51We did it.
00:13:52Oh, fuck.
00:13:53Ew.
00:13:54You just spit up a spicy tuna roll.
00:13:55Kinky.
00:13:56Ew, no.
00:13:57Ew, ew.
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00:17:21Oooh.
00:17:22I think she was there this afternoon, can I take a look?
00:17:28Wow, these guys look close!
00:17:30I know right, they're only 100 bucks.
00:17:32Only? Did you negotiate?
00:17:33No, should I have?
00:17:35Yeah, you could have got them for fifty.
00:17:37Man!
00:17:39Fun fact, this guy touched her butt earlier.
00:17:44What's he doing?
00:17:46Impromptu photoshoot.
00:17:49Here.
00:17:51It's a me, Mario.
00:17:56I like her overalls, though.
00:18:00What just happened?
00:18:03Hello, world. I do push-ups.
00:18:06Yeah, me too, bub. Sometimes.
00:18:12Take off your shirt. That's what friends do.
00:18:14Best friends?
00:18:15Yeah, we're best friends forever.
00:18:17Aww.
00:18:18Take off your clothes.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:22Whoa, this is so sus.
00:18:24He's buttering her up.
00:18:26Ooh.
00:18:27Clink.
00:18:28Hey-o.
00:18:29Boobs.
00:18:30Stop.
00:18:31Boobs, babe. There's boobs.
00:18:35Do you think she wants it?
00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:38Oh, I think she wants it.
00:18:42What if Mario comes home?
00:18:44I know. I know.
00:18:46What if Mario comes home?
00:18:47I know. I know.
00:18:51Are we bad people if we're watching this?
00:18:53No.
00:18:56This guy gets a lot of action.
00:19:01Here. Keep watching.
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:07What are you doing?
00:19:08Taking your shirt off right outside.
00:19:14Hey, boo.
00:19:15Take it off.
00:19:17Oh.
00:19:19And now what?
00:19:21Keep watching.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:36What are they doing?
00:19:37Um...
00:19:40He's kissing her neck, and what are we doing? That's the real question.
00:19:44Come on. Pay attention.
00:19:46This is crazy.
00:19:47Pay attention.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:57Yeah?
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:06Yeah?
00:20:08Oh.
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:13That's her.
00:20:16Come on. Take them off.
00:20:18Yes, ma'am.
00:20:24You sure?
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:33Oh.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:37Oh.
00:20:40Oh.
00:21:02I love you.
00:21:03I love you, too.
00:21:05Can you go a little faster?
00:21:07Yeah, sure.
00:21:10And a little harder.
00:21:12Like that?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:15Oh.
00:21:17Oh.
00:21:18Oh.
00:21:20Oh.
00:21:21Oh.
00:21:23I think I'm gonna...
00:21:24Can you hold it?
00:21:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll try.
00:21:27Just slow down if you have to.
00:21:29No, I'm gonna...
00:21:33Oh.
00:21:36Oh.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:47I'm sorry.
00:21:49It's okay. Why are you apologizing?
00:21:57That was faster than usual.
00:21:59It was great.
00:22:01I mean, we just never done that before.
00:22:06It's hot.
00:22:09All right, I'm gonna get you a washcloth.
00:22:11Love you.
00:22:12Love you, too.
00:22:30I love you.
00:23:00I love you.
00:23:31I love you.
00:23:45I mean, it's totally obvious.
00:23:48Margot is Brent's wife, Sear's girlfriend, or whatever.
00:23:51And while she was out of town, Brent got thirsty and straight up cheated on her.
00:23:55That's my theory, too.
00:23:56Oh, okay. How can we be so sure?
00:23:58I mean, maybe they're just, like, in an open relationship or something.
00:24:02No.
00:24:03Or maybe you're projecting your feelings about monogamy onto them?
00:24:07But what are the odds of that, though?
00:24:08What?
00:24:09That they're swingers, or do people use the word swinger anymore?
00:24:12Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship?
00:24:16You think Siri can answer that question?
00:24:18Bloomstein and Schwartz found that 15% of married couples share an agreement that allows for extramarital sex.
00:24:2415%?
00:24:26I'm legit impressed.
00:24:27And that's an average, I'm assuming.
00:24:28I bet that within the greater metropolitan area, it's, like, way higher.
00:24:31I mean, this place is fuck city.
00:24:34Ooh, Margot.
00:24:35Yeah, Margot.
00:24:36So wrong.
00:24:42I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
00:24:47Huh.
00:24:49Huh.
00:24:50Brother?
00:24:51Sibling?
00:24:52What?
00:24:54Nothing.
00:24:56Jeremy, you just said, huh.
00:24:57Like, huh, I just had a thought that would be relevant to this conversation.
00:25:02So.
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:04When Tommy and I were in college, he used to have this huge crush on this super cute lit major named Kylie.
00:25:09All these dorks wanted to get with her, but none of them had the balls to, you know, actually talk to her.
00:25:15Please continue.
00:25:16One night I went over to smoke weed and watch Deep Blue Sea.
00:25:20As one does.
00:25:21And I discovered they figured out how to jerry-rig a laser pointer into a long-range microphone
00:25:26so that we could all low-key listen in on Kylie's private conversations
00:25:30in hopes that she would miraculously be confessing her love for one of them.
00:25:34Mon dieu.
00:25:35You were an accomplice to this?
00:25:36No.
00:25:38Maybe.
00:25:39Okay, it was his idea, and he masterminded the whole thing after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
00:25:45What happened?
00:25:46Nothing.
00:25:47We turned it on.
00:25:48Nope.
00:25:49And the instant we got signal, everybody was crushed, because from the moaning and the giggling,
00:25:54it became immediately apparent that Kylie and her roommate were having a naked tickle party with Seth Gildenstein.
00:26:00Gildenstein?
00:26:01Gildenstein, yeah.
00:26:02Kylie was in the 15%.
00:26:04But trivia note on Seth Gildenstein, never was he seen in a pair of shoes.
00:26:08Is there a what?
00:26:09Like, he only ever wore rollerblades.
00:26:10Yeah, and still somehow got laid.
00:26:12Laid a lot.
00:26:13Enough about Seth's choice of footwear.
00:26:15How does this laser pointer thingy work?
00:26:22Okay, class.
00:26:23Large picture windows, just like this one, when you make a noise, they vibrate.
00:26:28Like right now, this is vibrating from the sound of my voice.
00:26:31So, if you shine a laser through it, what do you think happens to the beam?
00:26:35It also vibrates.
00:26:37Gold star for you.
00:26:38Exactly.
00:26:39The little dot of the laser wiggles from the vibrations.
00:26:43And if you can capture the pattern of the wiggling, you can translate that into waveforms you can actually hear.
00:26:48Why haven't we done this yet?
00:26:50Well, Pippa, it's probably illegal and B, we can't.
00:26:55I mean, if we shine a laser into their apartment, it terminates.
00:26:58There's no way to capture the vibrations from across the street.
00:27:01In order to do that, we'd have to bounce the beam back here.
00:27:04What?
00:27:06Unless we sneak into Brett's studio and perfectly place a mirror behind his window, we're out of luck.
00:27:12There's a satyr in their apartment.
00:27:14What?
00:27:15You know, the satyr, the Roman fertility spirit.
00:27:18Look.
00:27:37I have a bad idea.
00:27:41I cannot believe we're doing this right now.
00:27:43This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:27:45Future us is going to be so impressed.
00:27:47Yeah, well, present tense me is freaking the fuck out.
00:27:49Present tense you is also sober.
00:27:51True.
00:27:52What's the worst thing that could happen?
00:27:54Future us is going to be so impressed.
00:27:56Present tense me is freaking the fuck out.
00:27:58Present tense you is also sober.
00:28:00True.
00:28:01What's the worst thing that could happen?
00:28:24I can only stare into the field for so long
00:28:32I can only stare into the field for so long
00:28:37Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
00:28:45I'm watching you from the chair, can't get a brush through your hair
00:28:50It's just a bright new place
00:28:54You know I'm screaming and giving up here
00:28:59It's so hard to die, you and I, you and I
00:29:04We're sharing a breath, do we stop and let go?
00:29:09When I get outside, why don't you let me come over, come over
00:29:17And do what you want me to do
00:29:22I can only stare, I can only stare
00:29:27Calm down, please put my heart down
00:29:31I can only stare, I can only stare
00:29:36Calm down, please put my heart down
00:29:39I can only stare, I can only stare
00:29:47I can only stare
00:29:49What the fuck was all that?
00:29:55I'll be waiting for your loving
00:30:02I'll be waiting for your loving
00:30:32I can only stare, I can only stare
00:30:37Calm down, please put my heart down
00:30:42I can only stare, I can only stare
00:30:47I can only stare
00:30:50I can only stare
00:30:53I can only stare
00:30:57Stress. I love that.
00:30:59Girl, you got to stretch.
00:31:01I appreciate you, man.
00:31:05Where'd you get your cape?
00:31:07Yeah, we got it on.
00:31:09This is so sick.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:17Nice costume.
00:31:19Straight fire, Margo.
00:31:21How's everyone doing over here?
00:31:23Can I get a hit of that?
00:31:25Zara.
00:31:29Well,
00:31:31make yourselves at home.
00:31:33Su casa es mi casa.
00:31:39She could've dressed as any of the Tenenmaums,
00:31:41but no!
00:31:43Margo!
00:31:45So how do we do, chicken?
00:31:47Mission accomplished.
00:31:49Yes, that's what I like to hear.
00:31:52All right, ready?
00:31:54Copy.
00:31:56Okay, so,
00:31:58you're looking for a little green dot.
00:32:00Tell me to move it up or down or whatever.
00:32:02I don't see it.
00:32:04Well, it's there somewhere.
00:32:06I know, but I don't see it.
00:32:08Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
00:32:10What?
00:32:12It's taking longer. They were going to think they were going to get assassinated.
00:32:14Okay, start lower.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Okay, great.
00:32:20A little more.
00:32:22Stop, stop, stop.
00:32:24And now go up.
00:32:26A little higher.
00:32:28A little more, and stop.
00:32:30Okay, now what?
00:32:32Now we hope
00:32:34that the angle of the mirror
00:32:36bounced it back here somewhere.
00:32:38This isn't the most scientific of methods.
00:32:40Hold on.
00:32:42Aw.
00:32:58I am so impressed right now.
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:18Wait, wait.
00:33:30They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
00:33:32Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
00:33:34Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
00:33:42They were upset about something I should just hide it.
00:33:44Ah!
00:33:46Stop that.
00:33:48Aw.
00:33:50Before you go to the bathroom with some woman.
00:33:52You've got me confused.
00:33:54You think you're the fun of everybody?
00:33:56You think you're nothing stupid?
00:34:00Do you think people can't just see you?
00:34:02Do you?
00:34:04Hello, hi.
00:34:06I can't have any conversation.
00:34:08Okay, fine. You really want to do it now?
00:34:10Tell me the truth. Do you still love me?
00:34:13Oh, fuck you. What?
00:34:15Do you?
00:34:17How? How, sir? How are you getting...
00:34:19Do you still love me?
00:34:21Don't do this to me. Don't do that.
00:34:23Don't do that.
00:34:25Look, I think you want to leave me, but you haven't got the fucking balls to do it,
00:34:29so you come up with all these ridiculous excuses just to try and make it my fault, not yours.
00:34:33No. No, no, no. I saw you.
00:34:37You know, I shouldn't even have to explain myself.
00:34:39You're supposed to trust me.
00:34:41You really think that I would fuck someone in our apartment?
00:34:43Is that what you think of me?
00:34:45I thought I saw you.
00:34:47Thought what? I get it. I get it.
00:34:49You're insecure about my work. I get it. That makes sense.
00:34:51Okay? You've told me a hundred times,
00:34:53but without my work, who's going to pay for all this?
00:34:55Are you? Huh?
00:34:57Your income going to support us?
00:34:59I mean, if we get divorced, what are you going to do?
00:35:01Whoa, whoa.
00:35:03I don't want a divorce.
00:35:05No.
00:35:07At a certain point, I have to start thinking about a divorce.
00:35:09I'm trying my best, and I'm really trying.
00:35:11What else can I do?
00:35:14How long am I supposed to put up with this?
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20If you're sorry, you change.
00:35:22I will. I will.
00:35:24Will you?
00:35:26Will you change?
00:35:28Yes.
00:35:30Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight?
00:35:32No.
00:35:34No, they weren't. Do you still love me?
00:35:36Yes.
00:35:38Then stop acting like such a fucking cunt.
00:35:40I'm sorry.
00:36:04You okay?
00:36:06Yeah, I just...
00:36:08I think I'm coming down with something.
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:12There's a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now.
00:36:35Hey, Pipsqueak?
00:36:37Can you come here for a sec?
00:36:52Hello.
00:36:54Um...
00:36:56How may I help you?
00:36:58Hi, I'm just looking for some new glasses.
00:37:00Pippa is the best at picking out frames.
00:37:02Really?
00:37:04Did you bring your prescription?
00:37:06No, I actually haven't had my eyes checked in like a few years.
00:37:08It might have changed.
00:37:10Pippa, you could squeeze her in before you're 2.30, right?
00:37:14An eye exam?
00:37:16Oh, that would be great.
00:37:18Sure.
00:37:20Thank you.
00:37:22I'm Julia, by the way.
00:37:26Pippa, nice to meet you.
00:37:28Nice to meet you.
00:37:32I...
00:37:34F...
00:37:36O...
00:37:38Z...
00:37:40P?
00:37:42Could be another F.
00:37:44I can't tell.
00:37:52A...
00:37:54Or B.
00:37:56Could I see that again?
00:37:58A...
00:38:00Or B.
00:38:04They look exactly the same to me.
00:38:06Is that okay?
00:38:10You have terrible vision,
00:38:12but most people's vision sucks.
00:38:16That's how I have a job.
00:38:18I'm going to look at the surface of your eye
00:38:20to see if there's any imperfections.
00:38:22Let's just put your chin right there.
00:38:24Right there.
00:38:26You want to see a bright light for a second?
00:38:54Good.
00:38:56Want to come in closer now?
00:39:02Look up.
00:39:06Left.
00:39:08Good.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:12Good.
00:39:18Once again.
00:39:24So indecisive.
00:39:26What do you think?
00:39:28Well, those are definitely more...
00:39:30sexy librarian.
00:39:32Sexy librarian?
00:39:34Yeah, like,
00:39:36meet me in the stacks, big boy.
00:39:38Let's read the latest Emma Straub novel together.
00:39:40Where these,
00:39:42they're more femme fatale.
00:39:44Like,
00:39:46I'm gonna bang Dookie Howser
00:39:48then slit his throat.
00:39:50Oh, my God.
00:39:52Do you think I can pull these off?
00:39:54Of course you can.
00:39:56The great thing about new glasses
00:39:58is you get to decide who you want to be.
00:40:00Well, okay.
00:40:02These ones remind me of my barista.
00:40:04So,
00:40:06I guess
00:40:08I am the femme fatale.
00:40:12I think you might be.
00:40:14They really are so you.
00:40:16Hey, um,
00:40:18this might sound
00:40:20weird.
00:40:22Maybe this is awkward.
00:40:24Would you ever want to get
00:40:26a cup of coffee sometime or something?
00:40:28Is that weird?
00:40:30No.
00:40:32Are you sure?
00:40:34No, I'd love that.
00:40:36I mean, I know we just met, but you seem
00:40:38cool.
00:40:40Thank you.
00:40:42Well, can I have your number?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:46Awesome.
00:40:48Never mind. I opened a spa this weekend.
00:40:50Maybe we could check that out or something.
00:40:52I'll call you.
00:40:54Yeah, that sounds amazing.
00:40:56Bye.
00:40:58Bye.
00:41:02Mom, what's wrong?
00:41:18Whether it's your birthday,
00:41:20anniversary, or any old Tuesday,
00:41:22there's always a reason to celebrate.
00:41:24So don't let ED ruin your party.
00:41:26Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for
00:41:28s-
00:41:30What?
00:41:52What?
00:41:54What did you just say?
00:41:56Try this.
00:41:59Oh, we just both have our shirts off
00:42:01and everything is fine and
00:42:03completely professional.
00:42:07Oh, jeez louise.
00:42:15It's a trap!
00:42:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:24Too touchy.
00:42:26Get your big-ass necklace and get out of there, girl.
00:42:30You usually charge.
00:42:36Oh, my God.
00:42:42Come on, what's the issue?
00:42:44Come on, bro.
00:42:57What?
00:42:59This can't actually work.
00:43:01This can't actually work.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:25Feels good, right?
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:32What?
00:43:34Uh-huh.
00:43:36What?
00:43:38Yes.
00:43:40What? Shut up.
00:43:42I know!
00:43:44Did you talk to her?
00:43:46If by her you mean julia, then yeah.
00:43:48Julia?
00:43:50But, dude, I know what the inside of her oculus looks like.
00:43:52Of all the eye clinics in the world.
00:43:54She walks into mine.
00:43:56And what's even crazier,
00:43:58we totally hit it off,
00:44:00which is crazy.
00:44:02To be honest, I think that she just needs a friend.
00:44:04Someone to talk to about her super unhealthy relationship.
00:44:07Uh, yeah.
00:44:09I saw him today.
00:44:11He kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:44:13What?
00:44:15He screwed someone while she was with me?
00:44:17Uh, technically oral,
00:44:19but it was not cool, so...
00:44:21I don't know.
00:44:23I was thinking,
00:44:25and I think maybe this isn't good for us.
00:44:27Yeah, I agree. It felt weird not telling her.
00:44:30Yeah, but it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors, right?
00:44:32I mean, sneaking around,
00:44:34keeping our lights off so they don't see us.
00:44:36You're not really seeing her this weekend, are you?
00:44:38If I was cheating on you,
00:44:40wouldn't you want to know?
00:44:42I don't know that I would.
00:44:44I don't love that you keep going to these hypothetical places.
00:44:46But it's not hypothetical here.
00:44:48That asshole is being totally unfaithful,
00:44:50and we know that.
00:44:52So now I have the moral responsibility
00:44:54to do the right thing.
00:44:56Okay, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:59When we decided to move in together,
00:45:01I was excited about you and me
00:45:03taking this step.
00:45:05I get that you're trying to do the right thing.
00:45:07I get it, but let's get back to us.
00:45:11Maybe I could just tell her this weekend.
00:45:23Am I not enough for you?
00:45:25I probably am.
00:45:28I promise I will rip the band-aid off and be done.
00:45:30Who knows?
00:45:32Maybe it'll give her the confidence she needs.
00:45:34Where are you going?
00:45:36I'm gonna get a drink.
00:45:38But we were just...
00:45:40Hippa, she doesn't need to be saved.
00:45:42She doesn't need to be saved by you.
00:45:44This is straight-up none of your business.
00:45:46Thomas.
00:45:57Hello?
00:45:59Hello?
00:46:01Baby, I'm talking to you.
00:46:03Yeah?
00:46:08Hm? Me?
00:46:17I was feeling gloomy all day
00:46:20because of our little spat last night,
00:46:23and I really didn't mean it.
00:46:27I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you.
00:46:32Baby...
00:46:34Mm-hmm?
00:46:36Um...
00:46:38I'm just...
00:46:40Just relax, will you?
00:46:42I am. I am relaxed.
00:46:44You're not relaxed.
00:46:46I am relaxed.
00:46:48I'm just not really in the mood for you, okay?
00:46:51You sure I can't convince you?
00:46:55I could do, but the only stuff...
00:46:59The only reason we're here is just...
00:47:01Just not tonight, okay?
00:47:03I forgive you for yesterday.
00:47:05I do.
00:47:24I do.
00:47:36Pippa! Pippa!
00:47:38Hi! Hi!
00:47:40Oh, my God, I so need this.
00:47:43I kind of had a rough week.
00:47:45Let's go.
00:47:48You seem to really love your job.
00:47:52I do.
00:47:54I don't know.
00:47:56I had the realization the other day
00:47:59that I really like ophthalmology.
00:48:01Like, it just makes sense to my brain.
00:48:04You're really good at it.
00:48:06Thank you.
00:48:08But I'm going to be doing it for the rest of my life.
00:48:11And I finally achieved the one thing that I've worked years and years to do,
00:48:16and in the process, I kind of killed off
00:48:20all possibilities of something else.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:24It's like when you're so obsessed with something
00:48:26that you forget to pick your head up and look around and go,
00:48:30oh, wait, what am I even doing?
00:48:36That you're too far down the rabbit hole.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:44I have the opposite problem with you.
00:48:47What do you do?
00:48:49I'm kind of trying to figure that out.
00:48:51I was a...
00:48:53I was a model.
00:48:56Oh, my God, I say that like I'm embarrassed about it.
00:48:59I was a model, but I'm not anymore.
00:49:03What do you mean?
00:49:05It's complicated.
00:49:07I guess it's hard to find deeper meaning in your work
00:49:11My job is to force up a smile every day
00:49:14for the world to decide whether you're sexy enough.
00:49:17I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified,
00:49:20you're addicted because your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it.
00:49:25I decided that my second nervous breakdown would be my last.
00:49:31I walked away.
00:49:33Now I'm looking at the rest of my life, and I'm so lost.
00:49:38You could do anything.
00:49:41What's holding you back?
00:49:44Honestly, myself.
00:49:46I have, like, 8,000 interests and zero skills.
00:49:50Come on, that's not true.
00:49:52Seriously, I didn't go to college.
00:49:54I can barely type.
00:49:56I just bought this wireless printer,
00:49:58and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works.
00:50:00Yeah, well, on the plus side, you don't have any student loans.
00:50:03On the minus side, I don't have a career.
00:50:07My husband, he got me this job
00:50:09working at this, like, fancy-pants photo studio.
00:50:12And it's cool, I get to travel around for gallery openings and such,
00:50:16and it's neat, but it's not my raison d'etre.
00:50:38This feels so nice.
00:50:46What are you waiting for?
00:50:57So your husband, ZDM.
00:50:59Oh, his name's Sebastian.
00:51:01Well, Seb.
00:51:03Sebastian.
00:51:05He's a photographer.
00:51:07Like, a real one.
00:51:09Kind of a name in that world, actually.
00:51:12He's a genius.
00:51:14I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot,
00:51:17but he really is one.
00:51:19Did you guys meet through work?
00:51:21We might have slept together after a shoot.
00:51:25Usually, when that would happen,
00:51:27it was just another exotic flavour for them to try, but...
00:51:31Seb, he loves me.
00:51:36Sounds like a catch.
00:51:38Oh, and he's, like, incredible in bed, so...
00:51:42That must be all sunshine and roses, then, huh?
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:48I mean, he's an artist, so he's...
00:51:52eccentric.
00:51:54Um...
00:51:56That comes with a certain baggage.
00:51:59But without him, I don't know what I'd do with my life.
00:52:05It's all I've got.
00:52:30Are you OK, Margot?
00:52:36Who's Margot?
00:52:39Julia!
00:52:41I'm so sorry, I know your name!
00:52:43Margot!
00:52:45That is so funny, cos, like, I just had this Halloween...
00:52:48Anyway.
00:52:50My husband is just a complex individual, is all.
00:52:54You should meet him sometime.
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:54Bacon?
00:53:57Bacon?
00:54:27Bacon?
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00:58:25Jules.
00:58:27What are you doing up?
00:58:29Uh, reading.
00:58:31That new book I've been mentioned?
00:58:33Must be interesting.
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:39Pippa!
00:58:41Thomas.
00:58:43What are you doing?
00:58:45No, no, don't.
00:58:47Thomas, you don't understand.
00:58:49I'm really worried.
00:58:51Worried about what?
00:58:53Yeah, nice to meet you, son.
00:58:55Can you agree with me?
00:58:57I'm going to stay up too late.
00:58:59Good night.
00:59:01Good night.
00:59:03Yeah, I'm real worried too.
00:59:05Why are you acting so ridiculous?
00:59:07DOOR CREAKS
00:59:13What did you do?
00:59:23Pippa, what did you do?
00:59:27You told her.
00:59:29Thomas, I had to.
00:59:37Pippa.
00:59:43Look at her.
00:59:45Look at her.
00:59:47I know you think this is wrong.
00:59:49It is wrong.
00:59:51I couldn't just sit back and watch.
00:59:53You didn't need to watch, Pippa.
00:59:55We both decided to peer in on them.
00:59:57We both did that, so it's not my fault that we discovered this.
00:59:59Wait, what is she doing?
01:00:01It was your idea in the first place.
01:00:03Pippa, give me those.
01:00:07Pippa.
01:00:13Oh, my God.
01:00:15Is she?
01:00:19Thomas, what...
01:00:21What do we do?
01:00:23Jesus, are we going to watch this woman stab this man?
01:00:25I'm calling the cops.
01:00:27No, you can't call the cops.
01:00:29I'm calling the cops. We're about to watch a murder that you instigated.
01:00:31I didn't tell her to kill anyone.
01:00:33Don't call the police.
01:00:35Don't call the police.
01:01:05Fuck.
01:01:25Fuck!
01:01:27I wish we had another room.
01:01:35Fuck.
01:01:55Say what?
01:01:57What?
01:02:05What?
01:02:11Thomas.
01:02:13Yeah?
01:02:17You have every right in the world to be mad at me.
01:02:21I am.
01:02:27I'm... I'm disappointed.
01:02:29You know?
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:33I know.
01:02:39I want to know that I can trust you.
01:02:43You can.
01:02:49I want to feel like I'm enough for you.
01:02:51You are.
01:02:55I'm done.
01:02:57I will throw away the binoculars.
01:02:59I will not see her again.
01:03:03I'm sorry.
01:03:11Okay.
01:03:21Can I get a hug?
01:03:29I love you.
01:03:31I love you, too.
01:03:45No.
01:03:47What?
01:03:49No.
01:03:51What are you doing?
01:03:53No, no, no, no.
01:03:59No.
01:04:07Oh, my...
01:04:09No.
01:04:15What do we do?
01:04:25Don't.
01:04:29I have to go.
01:04:31Wait, what?
01:04:33I can't be here.
01:04:35Where are you going?
01:04:37I don't know.
01:04:39Maybe I'll stay with my sisters.
01:04:41I just can't be here.
01:04:43Thomas, you can't go.
01:04:45No.
01:04:47Thomas, please, you can't go.
01:04:49I need you right now.
01:04:51No, no, I can't be with you.
01:04:53Thomas, please.
01:04:55I told you we needed to stop,
01:04:57but you didn't listen to me.
01:04:59How was I supposed to know what was gonna happen?
01:05:01Like, what am I supposed to do?
01:05:03There's nothing you can't do, bitch, but she's dead
01:05:05because of you.
01:05:07You ended that fucking woman's life.
01:05:09You did that.
01:05:11I don't even know you anymore.
01:05:13Please, stop.
01:05:15We're done.
01:05:17It's over.
01:05:19Thomas.
01:05:28Hi, uh, it's Pepper from L'Optique.
01:05:30Yeah, your glasses came in.
01:05:32Open till six, mm-hmm.
01:05:57Hi, you haven't reached Julia,
01:05:59but if you're feeling quaint,
01:06:01please leave a voicemail.
01:06:03Beep.
01:06:05Uh, hi.
01:06:07Uh, Julia, it's, it's...
01:06:09Hi, Julia.
01:06:11Hi, Julia.
01:06:13Hi, Julia.
01:06:15Hi, Julia.
01:06:17Hi, Julia.
01:06:19Hi, Julia.
01:06:21Hi, Julia.
01:06:23Hi, Julia.
01:06:25Julia, it's, it's...
01:06:27It's Pepper, the optometrist.
01:06:29Um...
01:06:31I just...
01:06:33I wanted to let you know...
01:06:35I wanted to let you know...
01:06:39Uh, your glasses are ready.
01:06:41Uh, you can...
01:06:43I'm really sorry.
01:06:45I'm so sorry.
01:06:47I didn't know.
01:06:49If I would have known, I would have never done that.
01:06:51I'm so sorry. I don't know why.
01:06:53I don't know what happened.
01:06:55I'm so sorry.
01:06:59I'm so sorry.
01:07:23I'm so sorry.
01:07:25I'm so sorry.
01:07:27I'm so sorry.
01:07:29I'm so sorry.
01:07:31I'm so sorry.
01:07:33I'm so sorry.
01:07:35I'm so sorry.
01:07:37I'm so sorry.
01:07:39I'm so sorry.
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01:08:01I'm so sorry.
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01:09:01I'm so sorry.
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01:10:15I'm so sorry.
01:10:17I'm so sorry.
01:10:19I'm so sorry.
01:10:21I'm so sorry.
01:10:23I'm so sorry.
01:10:25I'm so sorry.
01:10:27I'm so sorry.
01:10:29I'm so sorry.
01:10:31I'm so sorry.
01:10:33I'm so sorry.
01:10:35I'm so sorry.
01:10:37I'm so sorry.
01:10:39You've got a familiar face.
01:10:41Pretty eyes.
01:10:43Thanks.
01:10:49Vodka tonic, s'il vous plait.
01:10:51No, that's not the kind of place you order a vodka tonic.
01:10:53Deux penicillin, merci.
01:11:03You don't mind if I sit here, do you?
01:11:05I move when you're tender a couple of nights.
01:11:09No, I don't mind.
01:11:15So, stranger,
01:11:17I'm trying to work something out.
01:11:19Can I ask you a question?
01:11:23Yeah, sure.
01:11:25It's a personal question.
01:11:31Do you watch pornography?
01:11:35Excuse me?
01:11:37Do you watch it?
01:11:39Not frequently, no.
01:11:41But on occasion?
01:11:43Maybe.
01:11:45Right. Most people watch porn all the time.
01:11:47Husbands, wives,
01:11:49girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers,
01:11:51mums, dads, pets,
01:11:53everyone. Everyone watches porn.
01:11:55Now, I bet you there's a dozen people
01:11:57on this block jerking off to porn right this very second.
01:11:59People
01:12:01in very serious relationships.
01:12:03And it doesn't matter, right?
01:12:05Can I ask you another question?
01:12:07You ever been in a serious relationship?
01:12:11Yeah.
01:12:13And did your boyfriend
01:12:15or girlfriend...
01:12:17Boyfriend.
01:12:19Did your boyfriend ever masturbate?
01:12:21Um, probably.
01:12:23He did. Did you?
01:12:25Maybe.
01:12:27And did this simple act
01:12:29change the love you had for him?
01:12:31No.
01:12:33Then why is that?
01:12:35I don't know. Because it's meaningless?
01:12:37Exactly. And tell me this.
01:12:39What's the difference between your vibrator
01:12:41and a human penis?
01:12:43How do you know I have a vibrator?
01:12:45Because you're a woman.
01:12:47A vibrator doesn't have feelings.
01:12:49A vibrator isn't connected to a brain.
01:12:51I would argue that most penises
01:12:53aren't connected to a brain.
01:12:55A vibrator isn't connected to a soul.
01:12:57Well, I don't know about you,
01:12:59but I've had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless,
01:13:01and the only difference is it's just more fun
01:13:03having sex with a person than it is with your hand.
01:13:07Not everyone agrees with you.
01:13:13No.
01:13:15They don't.
01:13:17No matter how much you fucking love them.
01:13:31Sorry, I'm just, um...
01:13:35I'm going through the most difficult, um,
01:13:37separation
01:13:39in my life right now,
01:13:41and, um,
01:13:43I know I can be a bit blunt.
01:13:45I'm sorry.
01:13:47It's okay.
01:13:49Thanks.
01:13:55Hey.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:59Hey.
01:14:15The ass and his masters.
01:14:17Say what?
01:14:19The ass and his masters.
01:14:21It's a fable. You just made me think of it.
01:14:23The ass referring to a donkey,
01:14:25in this case.
01:14:27Story goes, this donkey,
01:14:29he's owned by an herb farmer who doesn't feed him well.
01:14:31He has to work in this garden
01:14:33all day long, and he's starving,
01:14:35so he goes to this god, Jupiter,
01:14:37and he's like,
01:14:39hey, man, can I please get a new master?
01:14:41I'm starving over here.
01:14:43And Jupiter's feeling really gracious,
01:14:45so he's like, sure thing, wish granted.
01:14:47And the next day, the donkey, he is sold to a potter.
01:14:49Great.
01:14:51Life must be peaches and cream now, right?
01:14:53Wrong. It's the worst job a donkey could have.
01:14:55He's fed well, but now he has to carry
01:14:57these super heavy bricks to and fro all day.
01:14:59So he goes to Jupiter again,
01:15:01and he's like, hey, Jupiter,
01:15:03I really need another master, please.
01:15:05Jupiter's like, whoa,
01:15:07slow your roll, man.
01:15:09I'm only gonna do this one more time.
01:15:11Are you sure? And donkey's like,
01:15:13I got this pain in my back, and it won't go away.
01:15:15There's no such thing as Advil,
01:15:17yet will you please just do me this favor?
01:15:19So the next day,
01:15:21the donkey is sold again
01:15:23to a leather tanner
01:15:25who hangs donkey,
01:15:27bleeds him out, skins him,
01:15:29and turns him into a pair of sandals.
01:15:33Moral of the story,
01:15:35he who finds discontentment in one place
01:15:37is unlikely to find happiness in another.
01:15:43You know why you stopped playing that football?
01:15:47I just said
01:15:49to show that the grass
01:15:51isn't greener.
01:15:53No.
01:15:55You wrote it for his slaves.
01:15:59So when they're feeling down,
01:16:01they could tell each other that story
01:16:03and make themselves feel better.
01:16:05When in reality,
01:16:07they were just deeply, deeply repressed.
01:16:15Wouldn't it be strange
01:16:17if I asked to take your picture?
01:16:21No.
01:16:43Watch out for broken gloves.
01:16:45I had a little accident.
01:16:51It's a nice place.
01:16:53Let's break out the good stuff, shall we?
01:16:57It's cassare.
01:16:59The grapes are grown under the shadow
01:17:01of a volcano in Italy.
01:17:05So you're a professional?
01:17:09Sure.
01:17:21You know,
01:17:23my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks.
01:17:25You should come.
01:17:29Um, I'll think about it.
01:17:35Will you stand there for me?
01:17:47Turn to me.
01:17:49Those eyes.
01:17:53You sure we've never met before?
01:18:05Um, my hair's not really...
01:18:07No, it's good.
01:18:09Um,
01:18:11I don't know what I'm doing.
01:18:15Just do whatever I tell you to do
01:18:17and it'll be perfect.
01:18:19Your left hand on your shoulder.
01:18:23Head down.
01:18:27You look so kind.
01:18:29Eyes to me.
01:18:37Is it okay?
01:18:39It's just this...
01:18:41this jumper.
01:18:43What's your bra look like?
01:18:47Subtle.
01:18:49Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day,
01:18:51so I forget it's...
01:18:53it's out of the ordinary.
01:18:55But if you're not comfortable, it's cool.
01:18:59Um...
01:19:01No, it's...
01:19:03it's fine.
01:19:05Um,
01:19:07just, like...
01:19:11Cute.
01:19:13Mind if I snap a few?
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:25Let me.
01:19:35I wasn't ready.
01:19:37I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it.
01:19:47What about your underwear?
01:20:09Turn away from me.
01:20:13Okay.
01:20:15You've got a magnificent body.
01:20:19Thank you.
01:20:21Eyes to me.
01:20:23Turn up slightly.
01:20:25That's it.
01:20:27Now take off your bra.
01:20:29I won't.
01:20:31Okay.
01:20:33I'll make it less awkward.
01:20:35What are you doing?
01:20:37What does it look like?
01:20:45Nice socks.
01:20:47Thanks.
01:20:55Your turn.
01:21:15Okay.
01:21:45What the fuck am I doing?
01:21:55What's wrong?
01:21:59You just, you know, you just...
01:22:01you just remind me of someone, that's all.
01:22:05I'm so sorry.
01:22:07Don't say that.
01:22:09I'm sorry.
01:22:11I'm so sorry.
01:22:13That was not your fault.
01:22:41Okay.
01:23:11Stop.
01:23:33Stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:23:35Go get a gun.
01:24:05I'm sorry.
01:24:35I'm sorry.
01:25:05Help.
01:25:07Help.
01:25:09Help.
01:25:35Help.
01:25:49Help.
01:26:01Oh, it's fucking disgusting.
01:26:05Fuck.
01:26:09Here you go, guys.
01:26:11It's good for you.
01:26:35Fuck.
01:27:05Fuck.
01:27:35Fuck.
01:28:05Fuck.
01:28:35Fuck.
01:29:05Fuck.
01:29:09Fuck.
01:29:11Fuck.
01:29:13Fuck.
01:29:15Fuck.
01:29:17Fuck.
01:29:19Fuck.
01:29:21Fuck.
01:29:23Fuck.
01:29:25Fuck.
01:29:27Fuck.
01:29:29Fuck.
01:29:31Fuck.
01:29:33Fuck.
01:29:39The next morning, that's...
01:29:41that's when I found him.
01:29:45I... I had to tell you...
01:29:49I had to tell someone.
01:29:53I understand if you never want to talk to me again.
01:29:59Wait.
01:30:01Pippa, you think this is your fault?
01:30:04I'm the reason it all happened.
01:30:06You cannot blame yourself for this.
01:30:09I caused the whole thing to...
01:30:11No, no, no, no, no. Yes, it is tragic.
01:30:13It's more than tragic. It is fucking insane.
01:30:16But you had no idea that this would happen.
01:30:18I mean, you were just dumped.
01:30:20And, yeah, maybe you deserved it.
01:30:22That part doesn't matter.
01:30:23You are a single woman.
01:30:25And it is common knowledge that the fastest way
01:30:27to mend a broken heart is to do the most unhealthy,
01:30:30fucked-up shit you can possibly think of.
01:30:32Yeah, okay, maybe doing it with a depressed widower
01:30:35that you're stalking is a bit, like,
01:30:36at the extreme end of that,
01:30:38but it is part of the deal.
01:30:40It just... it doesn't feel real.
01:30:45Hey, you are so super fucked up right now.
01:30:49And you better seek therapy, like, tomorrow.
01:30:52But you're a good person, Pippa.
01:30:55Even if it doesn't feel like that right now.
01:31:00I've been such a good person.
01:31:02Why do I want to see him again?
01:31:04He's, like, disappeared.
01:31:06I know it sounds irrational,
01:31:08but if I could just see him,
01:31:11maybe I could move on.
01:31:17It's stupid. I know.
01:31:21Okay.
01:31:24Well, if he's not at home,
01:31:27where do you think he is?
01:31:30Pippa?
01:31:34It's opening night.
01:31:55Drink?
01:31:57Sure.
01:31:59Okay.
01:32:05I didn't think you'd come.
01:32:07I came.
01:32:09This is really cool.
01:32:12Can't wait to see the photos.
01:32:14Cool? Yeah, it's really fucking cool.
01:32:22Are you okay?
01:32:25That's my cue. Thanks for coming.
01:32:29A, thanks for introducing me,
01:32:32and B, like, not what I pictured.
01:32:49Now, before we begin,
01:32:52I should say that this particular project
01:32:55was a collaboration.
01:32:59My partner in crime on this,
01:33:02the love of my life,
01:33:05Julia Nobutore.
01:33:09So... I really want to go home.
01:33:12It seems only right that she should be up here with me.
01:33:15Everyone, Julia.
01:33:19Come on.
01:33:22Whoo!
01:33:37Hi.
01:33:39This new exhibition tells a modern fable.
01:33:43It's a tragic tale
01:33:46of a sweet young woman named Pippa.
01:33:52Oh, my God.
01:34:00Pippa lives in the apartment we own
01:34:03across the way from our studio.
01:34:07When she and her boyfriend, Thomas,
01:34:10first moved in together, the future was bright.
01:34:13Things were... Things were downright peachy.
01:34:16Then, she met a man
01:34:19Then, they got a little distracted
01:34:22by the strangers across the way.
01:34:25Us.
01:34:27They cared more about what was going on
01:34:30in other people's lives than they did their own.
01:34:33And what started out as a fun little hobby
01:34:36turned into a bit of an obsession.
01:34:39They gate-crashed our Halloween party
01:34:42and planted a microphone
01:34:46Totally illegal, by the way.
01:34:49And yet, somehow, Pippa decided
01:34:52that she was doing the right thing.
01:34:55First, this tore them apart emotionally.
01:34:58Then, it tore them apart forever.
01:35:11Little did she realize
01:35:15that they were watching us.
01:35:18Well, we were watching them.
01:35:29Pippa!
01:35:31Pippa!
01:35:45Pippa!
01:36:10Pippa!
01:36:14Pippa!
01:36:45Pippa!
01:37:07No!
01:37:14No!
01:37:45Okay.
01:37:53Yep, those are my boobs.
01:37:56This is the place.
01:38:14Okay.
01:38:45This is the image release form they signed.
01:38:48It's the last page of their lease.
01:38:51Plain and simple.
01:38:53Now, do I know if they actually read it?
01:38:56No.
01:38:58But that's not my responsibility.
01:39:01Let me ask you this.
01:39:03How many times this week has something popped up
01:39:06on the front page of a newspaper?
01:39:09No.
01:39:11How many times this week has something popped up
01:39:14on your computer screen saying,
01:39:16please agree to the terms and conditions
01:39:18and you've just clicked yes and not even thought twice about it?
01:39:21I mean, it's something we've grown accustomed to, no?
01:39:28But does that give you the right to, uh...
01:39:30Oh, it's tragic.
01:39:32And we both feel so horrible about it, don't we, Seb?
01:39:35Of course.
01:39:37But if anything, it's a warning
01:39:40to the unprecedented, really,
01:39:42the access we give people into our lives today.
01:39:45It is entirely socially acceptable, no,
01:39:48socially expected for us to be able to stalk people
01:39:51we may or may not know in order to get a glimpse
01:39:54into that partially true version of their lives.
01:39:57Seb and I lived a version of our life
01:40:00for Pippa and Thomas to see.
01:40:02Yes, we created our own narrative
01:40:04and made it available for them to watch.
01:40:06We gave them front row seats.
01:40:09And they did.
01:40:11They tuned right in.
01:40:14All we had to do was watch back.
01:40:24So, uh, in addition to premiering internationally in Tokyo...
01:40:27Everywhere.
01:40:29We've sold it everywhere. It's a rousing success.
01:40:31We're now the toast of the art community.
01:40:33And guess what?
01:40:35We've made a disgusting amount of money in the process.
01:40:38Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
01:40:54How many times can someone be congratulated?
01:40:56Your favourite.
01:41:00Scassory.
01:41:02Scassory.
01:41:04Who sent it?
01:41:06Um...
01:41:08So thrilled to be featuring the Voyeurs
01:41:10in our upcoming season...
01:41:13The Tate.
01:41:17Well, that's great.
01:41:28Baby.
01:41:30You have to get over this.
01:41:36Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:41:44No.
01:42:06No.
01:42:36Up there.
01:42:40What is she doing?
01:42:42She's fucking lost it.
01:42:44What do you think you know, Pippa?
01:42:56Pippa!
01:43:00Pippa!
01:43:02Pippa!
01:43:05Pippa!
01:43:23We just want to talk to you!
01:43:35Hey!
01:44:01Please.
01:44:04Is this really necessary, Pippa?
01:44:06Just leave me alone.
01:44:08What is it that you think you know?
01:44:10I don't know.
01:44:12These are some pretty serious accusations.
01:44:14They must have come from somewhere.
01:44:16Stop fucking us around.
01:44:26When I watched you,
01:44:28I believed every moment.
01:44:34Even though none of it was real.
01:44:38But when Thomas died,
01:44:40it didn't feel true,
01:44:42but he's still gone.
01:44:48He would have never done that.
01:44:50And I don't know for sure,
01:44:52but I think you drugged him.
01:44:57And then you made it look like he did it himself.
01:45:01That is a hell of a theory, Pippa.
01:45:04Do you have any proof?
01:45:06No.
01:45:08Then what were you doing here?
01:45:10You manipulated me.
01:45:14You seduced me.
01:45:16You exposed me.
01:45:20And you think you can hurt me again,
01:45:22but you can't.
01:45:24Because I have nothing left.
01:45:28So I just need to know this one last thing,
01:45:30and then you'll never see me again.
01:45:34How could you do this?
01:45:37We didn't.
01:45:39It was you who told me.
01:45:41It's like when you're
01:45:43so obsessed with something
01:45:45that you forget to pick your head up,
01:45:47look around and go,
01:45:49oh, wait.
01:45:51What am I even doing?
01:45:53But you're too far down the road.
01:45:55You too.
01:46:03Sorry.
01:46:07Julia, hey.
01:46:09Hey, talk to me.
01:46:11What's wrong?
01:46:13What's wrong, baby?
01:46:15Come on.
01:46:17Come on.
01:46:19Baby, what...
01:46:21What did you do?
01:46:24You weigh a little bit more,
01:46:26so it might take a minute to kick in.
01:46:30What the fuck did you do?
01:46:35That wine
01:46:37was a little gift from me.
01:46:44Look at me.
01:46:46Look at me!
01:46:48Take one final look.
01:46:50Because it's the last thing
01:46:52you're ever gonna see.
01:47:23I made it.
01:47:47I made it, I did it.
01:47:50But I got, uh...
01:47:52♪♪
01:47:56Look at how well we can see.
01:48:00Are you spying on our neighbors?
01:48:05Look at those two. What are they doing?
01:48:08Where?
01:48:09Right there, honey.
01:48:14I really need to get my eyes examined.
01:48:18Take care of your stuff.
01:48:22♪♪
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01:49:18♪♪
01:49:22♪♪
01:49:26♪♪
01:49:30♪♪
01:49:34To live in all the lies
01:49:36To keep the dream alive
01:49:40Oh, and now it makes me sad
01:49:45It makes me mad at truth
01:49:48For loving what was human
01:49:56Eyes without a face
01:50:00Eyes without a face
01:50:07Your eyes without a face
01:50:10Got no human grace
01:50:13Your eyes without a face
01:50:16Your eyes without a face
01:50:26Eyes without a face
01:50:37Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:50:42Don't call me on the phone
01:50:47Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:50:53Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:50:58Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:51:04Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:51:09Don't tell me I've been wrong
01:51:28Now I close my eyes
01:51:32And I wonder why
01:51:35I don't despise
01:51:38Now all that I can do
01:51:43Is love what was once
01:51:46So alive and new
01:51:49But it's gone when you rise
01:51:52I barely realize
01:52:00Eyes without a face
01:52:04Eyes without a face
01:52:10Eyes without a face
01:52:13Got no human grace
01:52:16Your eyes without a face
01:52:19Such a human race
01:52:22Your eyes without a face
01:52:33Your eyes without a face
01:53:03Eyes without a face
01:53:10Eyes without a face
01:53:18Eyes without a face
01:53:25Eyes without a face
01:53:33Eyes without a face
01:54:03Eyes without a face
01:54:33Eyes without a face
01:55:03electronic music plays
01:55:33electronic music plays
01:56:03electronic music fades