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00:00My Outro For My 21st Birthday
00:30If you talk to the police, you'll get a one-sided point of view, the police's point of view.
00:36That's why I thought, we'll talk to the goons directly.
00:40We'll put them on our show and ask them how to end hooliganism and hooliganism.
00:45So we'll invite goons on the show as guests?
00:48Yeah.
00:49But why would they tell us how to end hooliganism?
00:52I'm sorry, I don't know how to end hooliganism.
00:55Yeah.
00:56But why would they tell us how to end hooliganism?
00:59I'm sorry, I don't know how to end hooliganism.
01:02I may be wrong, but I think it would be quite a new thing to do.
01:05Even if we don't get a good answer, at least we'll get a good TRP.
01:08Hi everybody, I'm really sorry, am I too late?
01:11No, not at all. We were waiting for you.
01:14Yes, what's going on?
01:16We'll invite goons on your next show and you'll ask them how to end hooliganism and hooliganism.
01:25What?
01:26Shocking.
01:28Yes.
01:29So what's the harm in it?
01:31Maybe it's a futile effort, but what about our father?
01:35Tania, prepare a list of goons and call three of them tomorrow.
01:39Should I call them?
01:41Yes.
01:42One minute.
01:43Zainab, you call them.
01:46A lot of them must be watching your show and recognize you.
01:49And if no one comes, I'll talk to them myself.
01:52Okay?
01:54You're doing all this so that we get a TRP, right?
01:57No.
01:58That's not my objective.
02:00The channel liked the idea.
02:02I just want to know what's the cure for their hooliganism.
02:15And if you don't like the idea, we'll drop it.
02:24No.
02:25I like the idea.
02:27And I will do it.
02:37Hello.
02:39You said goodnight yesterday and hung up.
02:41Why didn't you say goodnight?
02:43Because I was angry.
02:45Don't get angry at me.
02:49Zainab, don't get angry at me.
02:52I say whatever comes to my mind.
02:54Don't lie.
02:55You think before you speak.
02:57You don't even make a grammar mistake.
02:59Okay.
03:00Next time we meet, I'll tell you what's on my mind.
03:03You don't care about grammar.
03:05Are you in the office?
03:06Yes.
03:08Hello.
03:09Hello.
03:10Thank you.
03:11Welcome.
03:13Do something.
03:14We'll romance later.
03:16When do you romance?
03:18That's what I'm saying.
03:19I'm talking to you in the office.
03:21I'm romancing.
03:23What are you doing? Are you busy?
03:25Of course.
03:26I'll tell you something interesting.
03:28Tomorrow, I'll invite three brothers to my program.
03:32What?
03:33Don't ask me what.
03:35I like the idea.
03:36We'll invite them and ask them.
03:38Ask the goons?
03:39Are you feeling alright, Zainab?
03:41And who gave this stupid idea?
03:43I like the idea.
03:44I'm telling you.
03:45Please don't do this.
03:46People will laugh at me.
03:48Why will they laugh at you?
03:50What do you think?
03:51Don't people know you're my fiance?
03:53The DC mentioned your program in yesterday's meeting.
03:56He said he had to buy an Urdu dictionary.
03:59And then, everybody started laughing.
04:01Oh.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I'm sorry.
04:06And then, everybody started laughing.
04:08I didn't get angry.
04:11But I was happy to hear that he bought an Urdu dictionary.
04:15I hope you'll buy one soon.
04:22Can I tell you something, Faris?
04:24I don't have a problem with anyone speaking or learning English.
04:28I just want you to speak Urdu correctly.
04:32We were talking about the goons.
04:35I'll talk to you later.
04:36Bye.
04:38Yes.
04:39I've brought names of 25 goons.
04:40Look at this.
04:42Add one from my side too.
04:43I've seen him beating his own brother.
04:46Who?
04:47His name is Iqbal Munna.
04:49Iqbal Munna.
04:50Yes.
04:51I guess his name is in the list.
04:54This one.
04:59Okay?
05:00Hmm.
05:04Okay.
05:27We were sitting here in our dreams last night.
05:31I tried to convince my brother not to take Zarnab's name.
05:37But he didn't listen.
05:39I told him to buy Munna.
05:42It's cheap.
05:44What do you mean?
05:46You won't understand.
05:49Living in slavery is like drowning.
05:54But he didn't listen.
05:56He said, she's your sister-in-law.
05:57I said, she's your sister-in-law.
05:59My brother got angry.
06:01He took out his gun and shot her in the heart.
06:05There's a heart here.
06:06He shot her in the heart.
06:10And Iqbal Munna died in an instant.
06:14What are you saying? Listen to me.
06:18The Munna who died this time,
06:21Munna was his brother.
06:24My brother killed him with his own hands.
06:30Forget it. Let's talk about something else.
06:36A war is about to break out.
06:40Kela, Iqbal, Munna and your army of 4-6 people.
06:47That's why we have to sit and think.
06:52I fell in love. What happened to you guys?
06:54You'll die for free.
06:56So?
06:59If I rebel,
07:03you have to leave me.
07:06You don't have to die for me.
07:20I need a permission.
07:22I need a permission.
07:26I want to slap you.
07:37Brother.
07:52Sir, there's a simple solution to this.
07:56We'll arrest all the big shots and put them in jail.
07:59So that the public knows that we're sitting on their heads.
08:03Is it that easy?
08:05Sir, the hard part is for those who want to catch them.
08:07We have to issue orders and follow up the orders.
08:10Now those who want to order,
08:12they have asked,
08:14under which FIR?
08:16Yes. So, there are already FIRs against many of them.
08:20If there are no FIRs against them,
08:22we'll tell them to file an FIR.
08:24We've been doing this for centuries.
08:26There will be political pressure.
08:30It's possible.
08:32We'll see when the time comes.
08:34And if there's more pressure, we'll let Chandak go.
08:38Intelligent.
08:40Don't talk to your fiance.
08:43She'll teach you a lesson.
08:45Don't you worry, sir.
08:47She hates those guys.
08:49I'm sure she will appreciate this idea.
08:51So, she'll program it.
08:53She'll endorse our action.
08:55Absolutely, sir.
08:59Okay.
09:01I'll issue the order.
09:05Arrest everyone in a week.
09:07It won't take a week, sir.
09:09It'll be done in two days.
09:11You issue the orders and see what happens.
09:19Where am I from?
09:21I've been calling you.
09:23I was in a meeting with DC sir.
09:25Yes.
09:27What's the matter?
09:29We'll have dinner together tonight.
09:31Let's do it tomorrow.
09:33Why? What's the occasion?
09:35I have to go to you today.
09:40You met him yesterday.
09:42Are you going crazy for him?
09:44No, it's nothing like that.
09:46I had promised him.
09:47Okay, bye.
09:48Excuse me.
10:15Yes.
10:16Listen, there's some confidential work going on here.
10:19I'll be late today.
10:21So?
10:23I won't be able to come for dinner.
10:27Did I invite you for dinner?
10:29Yes, I told you that I'll come for dinner tonight.
10:34You thought I believed you?
10:36I'm scared.
10:38I'm angry.
10:40Not at all.
10:42I'm feeling good.
10:43Let's fight as much as we can before marriage.
10:47We'll understand each other better.
10:50Isn't it a good idea?
10:52Listen, I love you.
10:54Hmm, bye.
10:56Bye.
11:14Hello, brother.
11:16Hello, brother.
11:35Yes, Mr. Swet.
11:37Tell me, what's the matter?
11:39Oh,
11:40Oh.
11:44There's nothing to hide from Dilbar.
11:46Dilbar is Munna's brother.
11:49Mr. Munna, you should go to the underground for a month or two.
11:54What do you mean by underground?
11:56There's going to be a raid on the brothers.
11:58You'll get caught, Munna.
12:00Why?
12:02What have I done?
12:04Oh, brother, when the order comes,
12:06you won't be told what you've done.
12:07They'll just insult you.
12:09It's a power game, brother.
12:11Government officials are used to
12:13telling us that we're more powerful.
12:16But we believe in the government and its power.
12:20You don't understand what I'm saying.
12:22When there's a new AC-DC posting,
12:24the pressure on the police increases.
12:27The police are slaves to orders.
12:29The CM who gets beaten up by the police,
12:32they beat him up one day.
12:34So tell me,
12:36you're here to give us a show.
12:38Oh, no, no.
12:40I'm here to warn you.
12:42Look, we've got the entire list.
12:44We'll catch each one of them
12:46and present them in front of the DC.
12:48We have two days.
12:50The raid will start from tomorrow night.
12:52Will we catch Mr. Rehmati too?
12:54No, no.
12:56Mr. Rehmati's money has reached.
12:58All of it.
12:59Mr. Rehmati's money has reached.
13:01All of it.
13:25Hello.
13:27Greetings.
13:29This is Santullah Bangash speaking.
13:31Who are you?
13:33I'm Zainab Rizvi speaking from Awam News.
13:36Zainab Rizvi?
13:45Get me some water.
13:50Brother, let's get out of here.
13:52Where do I get out?
13:54You have to be underground.
13:56I'll be underground only after I die.
13:59That inspector threatened you openly.
14:02He'll come tomorrow, raid you and kidnap you.
14:10Speak in the language of the police.
14:13My name is Jubbal Mulla.
14:15I'm not Khushi Mohammad.
14:17That's what I'm saying.
14:19Khushi Mohammad had a head injury.
14:21He recovered in two days.
14:23If you get injured, you won't recover.
14:26Your phone is ringing.
14:27It's not mine.
14:32It's an unknown number.
14:34Check whose number it is.
14:40Hello.
14:42Is this Iqbal Munna speaking?
14:44No, I'm Munna's circuit speaking.
14:46Dilwar.
14:48I want to speak to Iqbal Munna.
14:50Yes, let's do that.
14:52Introduce me.
14:54I'm Zainab Rizvi speaking from Awam News.
14:57Okay.
15:09Hello, Munna speaking.
15:11How are you, Mr. Iqbal Munna?
15:13I'm fine.
15:15How are you?
15:17I'm fine.
15:21You didn't call me.
15:23What did you do?
15:26I have a job for you.
15:28Order, please.
15:30You must have seen that I host a program on a channel.
15:34Yes, I have seen it.
15:36I saw it yesterday.
15:38You were looking very pretty.
15:41Thank you.
15:43So, Mr. Iqbal Munna,
15:46tomorrow we are going to host a program
15:48where we will talk about
15:51hooliganism and hooliganism.
15:54And on this topic, we need your advice
15:57on how to end hooliganism and hooliganism in the city.
16:01Good.
16:03Very good.
16:05It's good, right?
16:07Very good.
16:09So, tomorrow you will be the guest of our show.
16:13In the program?
16:15Guest?
16:18You are joking, right?
16:21Not at all. I have invited two more people besides you.
16:24I hope you know them.
16:27Tell me their names.
16:29Rehmatullah Bangush
16:31and
16:33Moazzam Lachi.
16:35Will Moazzam sit with Mr. Rehmati?
16:37Why?
16:39Is there a problem?
16:41No, no.
16:43There is no problem. I just said it.
16:49So, you are coming tomorrow, right?
16:51Yes, I am coming.
16:54Good.
16:56So, my creative team will SMS you the address and time for tomorrow.
17:01Okay.
17:03Come on time.
17:05I will come on time.
17:07Promise.
17:12Bye.
17:15What happened?
17:17You don't look like a goon when you talk on the phone.
17:20What do you mean?
17:22He was talking as if he is an obedient child.
17:25Yes, that's why he must be called Munna.
17:28What Munna?
17:30He is a tall, 6 feet tall man.
17:32He moves the gun in his finger as if he is moving the key ring of the car.
17:35SMS him.
17:37Look at him Dilbar.
17:39Look at the miracle of nature.
17:42He has spoken to God.
17:43Now see.
17:45Now he has spoken clearly.
17:47He said, Mr. Munna.
17:49I have some work with you.
17:51We have spoken today.
17:53We will meet tomorrow.
17:55He will sit in front of me and talk to me.
17:58What do you say? In front of me.
17:59In front of me.
18:30Yes, sir.
18:33Yes, sir. The raid will take place tomorrow.
18:35We will catch him on 8th.
18:38No, sir. We will catch the rest too.
18:40But in the evening or day after tomorrow.
18:44Yes, sir. I have told Mr. Sultan that he will carry out a report.
18:48Right, sir. Thank you.
18:59Come on.
19:30Hey.
19:32My surprise has been spoiled.
19:34If you want to give a surprise, then keep your mouth shut AC sir.
19:39Yes, I had said that but the driver listens less.
19:43He will listen less.
19:45He is the driver of Eurocrate.
19:48Very funny.
19:50Come.
19:59Come.
20:04But why did you come all of a sudden?
20:10I felt from your words that you are annoyed with my words.
20:15That is why I came to make you understand and convince you.
20:24You got scared, Faris Ahmed.
20:26Father has slept with the medicine.
20:29He will wake up after two hours.
20:31Will you have food?
20:34No.
20:36I will have tea.
20:40Sit.
20:50Why are you lifting it yourself? Give it to me.
20:53Leave it.
20:54I want to change myself, Dilbar.
20:56You are insulting me in the name of change.
20:58Which insult? I am feeling good.
21:00Give me the hanger.
21:02Why should I?
21:04What are you saying?
21:06You don't understand Dilbar.
21:08I want to be completely humble.
21:10I want to say thank you, good morning, good night.
21:13I want to give a great impression in the first meeting.
21:20Wait, brother.
21:24You are not from Rehmati's side.
21:28Zarnab likes Rehmati.
21:30And if he finds out that Iqbal Munna is hitting on his choice,
21:34he will order a bullet in your name.
21:39You leave it, Dilbar.
21:41You are underestimating me again.
21:44I am telling the truth.
21:46You are a small brother.
21:49You look like a brother to the extent of speaking.
21:51Why?
21:53Rehmati is a mad person.
21:55He will give you a lot of trouble.
21:58And on top of that,
22:00the case is of a girl.
22:02If you talk about the case, it is love.
22:04He will take your dead body to Korangi.
22:09Are you scaring me again?
22:12I am making you understand.
22:14I am getting your direction changed.
22:17I am requesting you.
22:19Think about some other girl.
22:21Zarnab's case is very dangerous.
22:24Hold this.
22:26Take it upstairs.
22:28Take it.
22:30If I have said too much, I am sorry.
22:32I am telling you to go upstairs.
22:34Take it.
22:41We are lower middle class people.
22:44We have a problem.
22:47No one believes us in poverty.
22:50And if we become A, C, D, C,
22:54then they make us buy a car.
22:59And in such a situation,
23:02we make the mistake of showing off.
23:05And believe me,
23:07we make them believe that we speak English.
23:11That listen, we can speak English.
23:15And I don't call it
23:16I don't consider it an inferiority complex.
23:20I think
23:22we take revenge from those people
23:24who have considered us low for so long.
23:30That is why please,
23:34even if I say something wrong,
23:37don't get angry at me.
23:40I cannot change this habit
23:42because
23:44habits don't change in bureaucracy.
23:48That is why somewhere,
23:51you will have to forgive me.
24:03I will forgive you.
24:09In fact, go and forgive me.
24:12Go.
24:17Now,
24:19you can come and go as you wish.
24:27Do you know,
24:31we live far away,
24:33we meet less,
24:35that is why there is a communication problem.
24:42It will be fine after two months.
24:46Two months?
24:49One month, after eighteen days.
24:53Okay.
24:56One month, eighteen days.
24:59Jaina.
25:13Did you get the message?
25:16Yes.
25:18See it.
25:20I will see it later.
25:25Keep the phone in front of you.
25:30I said keep the phone on the table, Faraz.
25:42Okay.
25:52Thank you.
26:12Zaid.
26:43Look, I know you are feeling bad,
26:47but actually I am feeling good.
26:52Listen, she calls me,
26:54she calls me again and again.
26:57Sometimes I hide it from you.
27:01I could not
27:04refuse her.
27:06I could not refuse her.
27:12And maybe I know from inside that you were right.
27:16I shouldn't have taken her help for the transfer.
27:22So if you tell her to call me, what can I do?
27:25I will do whatever you say.
27:32You will not go for dinner.
27:33Even if she sends you back to Larkana.
27:38After so many calls, it seems clear.
27:40It is more than dinner.
27:43It is better that you stay hungry.
27:47And if you feel like eating,
27:49tell her.
27:51I will also come for dinner with you.
28:03Okay.
28:15Greetings, brother.
28:17Zulmi.
28:18Yes, brother.
28:24Take out a cigarette.
28:26Will you smoke, brother?
28:28Don't ask questions.
28:29Okay, brother.
28:34Give me a matchbox.
28:35It is not a matchbox, brother.
28:36It is a lighter.
28:42Okay, brother.
28:45Listen.
28:50Sit.
28:51Sit.
28:53Yes, brother.
28:56If I ask you something,
28:59will you answer me honestly?
29:01Have I ever lied to you, brother?
29:02Don't lie.
29:04Don't keep a secret.
29:06Tell me the truth.
29:09Will you answer me honestly?
29:12I will tell you the truth, brother.
29:13I swear.
29:23Do you think
29:24Iqbal Munna
29:28is a liar?
29:32You have promised me.
29:34You will tell me the truth.
29:35You won't keep a secret.
29:36You won't lie.
29:37Tell me the truth.
29:38Do I, Iqbal Munna,
29:40look like a liar?
29:41What are you saying, brother?
29:42You look like a tiger to me.
29:43A solid tiger.
29:46Don't you think
29:48if brother Rehmati gets angry at me,
29:51he will crush me under his feet?
29:57Tell me the truth, brother.
29:59Tell me the truth.
30:00This is what I have said.
30:03Damn Rehmati.
30:05I will crush him.
30:22Go.
30:26Yes, brother.
30:29Listen.
30:32Go.
30:45Yes, brother.
30:46Take this too.
30:52Brother,
30:53I am going to watch a film with Mani.
30:54Shall I go?
30:56Go.
30:58Thank you, brother.
31:02Thank you.
31:25Delicious food, Mifrah.
31:27I know, right?
31:28Okay.
31:31So, listen.
31:34When is your uncle coming back?
31:36God knows.
31:38Still,
31:39when is he expected back in Karachi?
31:43The engagement is still going on.
31:45Engagement?
31:47Yours.
31:50Of course, my engagement is still going on.
31:52What do you mean?
31:53And if I am not forgetting,
31:55she is your cousin.
31:57Aunt's daughter.
32:02And she hosts a show on TV, right?
32:05Yeah.
32:11How many days are left in the wedding?
32:16One month and eighteen days.
32:24What?
32:25Why are you laughing like that?
32:28You are having a very difficult day.
32:31Counting down, right?
32:34Hmm.
32:36If someone asks you tomorrow,
32:38you will say that one month and seventeen days are left.
32:40Yeah.
32:45Don't you want to go ahead?
32:49What do you mean?
32:53If an assistant commissioner like you gets married,
32:55the deputy commissioners retire.
32:58I know so many of them.
33:05You know, I remember
33:07once you said,
33:09I want to be a great man, Mithra.
33:12You remember, right?
33:14Yes, of course.
33:16Then read the biographies of great men.
33:19Most of them never got married.
33:22And if they did,
33:23they had a miserable life.
33:25Hmm.
33:33Hmm.
33:39Don't be scared.
33:41I am just sharing what I have read.
33:45Hmm.
33:46Sure.
33:51Your engagement
33:52has been going on since the university days, right?
33:55Yeah, since university.
34:00That's a long time, right?
34:02Very long.
34:05She must understand you a lot.
34:10Yeah.
34:11She understands me.
34:17I mean,
34:18I wouldn't say hundred percent, but
34:20because
34:21honestly,
34:23I guess no two people
34:24understand each other completely.
34:27But yeah,
34:28she gets me.
34:31Why do you doubt me so much?
34:35All the girls doubt me, Mithra.
34:38No.
34:40That's so typical of desi women.
34:46Desi women?
34:48What are you talking about?
34:49You are a desi as well?
34:50No.
34:51Oh, come on.
34:53And I bet you,
34:54if you are going to get married,
34:55you will also doubt your future.
34:57It happens.
34:59You don't know me, Paris.
35:03In fact,
35:05we only know the person
35:06we want to know.
35:09I think I know you pretty well.
35:10Hmm.
35:11Yeah.
35:12You are an old friend.
35:16Can I give you an advice?
35:17Sure.
35:18Don't get married yet.
35:25In a month and 18 days,
35:27your career will stop for 118 years.
35:35Your phone is ringing.
35:39Oh, yeah.
35:41It's Zainab's call.
35:44So tell her
35:46that you are here.
35:50No, I didn't mention it.
35:54Good boy.
35:57Can I talk to her?
35:58No.
36:01What do you mean, no?
36:06If you talk to anyone else
36:08about my food,
36:10I will leave the food and go.
36:11Are you serious, Mitra?
36:12Yeah, I am serious.
36:25Okay.
36:27Fine, relax.
36:28I will talk to her later.
36:30It's really no big deal.
36:32Shouldn't be a big deal.
36:35Yeah, it's not.
36:41Okay.
37:11Okay.
37:41Okay.