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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:02September 2013, London
00:30Satsang with Mooji
00:32September 2013, London
00:56You broke my heart too.
01:01You didn't ask me.
01:06You didn't even discuss it.
01:14I thought of discussing it once.
01:18But then I thought, if I discuss it,
01:20you'll think I'm convincing you again.
01:24I'm trying to make you understand.
01:26I'm trying to make you understand that
01:28if it's possible,
01:30then let's do it.
01:32The thing is,
01:34in the engagement of love,
01:36if the boy betrays you again,
01:42then he doesn't deserve love
01:44nor does he deserve a lover.
01:50In an engagement,
01:52when you look at your fiancée
01:54for the first time,
01:56the engagement breaks.
02:00You had
02:02removed the ring
02:04and kept it in your hand.
02:12What do you mean?
02:14Six days after being shot,
02:16he started walking a hundred steps.
02:18Is he a saint?
02:20There is something, sir.
02:22About whom?
02:24If I tell you, you'll feel bad.
02:28Yes, I know.
02:30It must be about her.
02:32She prays for everyone.
02:34No, sir.
02:36Such prayers are not for everyone.
02:44What do you think?
02:46Will he recover in 4-6 days?
02:48Sir, I think so.
02:50I'm a doctor.
02:52I won't accept it.
02:54What do you mean?
02:56It's possible, sir.
02:58He may recover before 4-6 days.
03:02Okay.
03:04Do one thing.
03:06If she comes again,
03:08please let me know.
03:10Okay?
03:12Sure.
03:14One minute, sir.
03:16She's here.
03:20She's here.
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04:54What happened?
04:56Did Zainab come?
04:58No, sir.
05:00She came.
05:02What are you doing?
05:04Where are you going?
05:06I'll check where she went.
05:08Let it be. I'll check.
05:10I can walk, Zulmi.
05:12No, sir.
05:14Relax.
05:16Yes, sir.
05:18She'll go, Dilbar.
05:20She won't go anywhere.
05:26She can't leave.
05:44Zainab
05:46Zainab
05:48Zainab
05:50Zainab
05:52Greetings, doctor.
05:54Greetings.
05:56How is she?
05:58Perfectly okay.
06:00Recovering so speedily.
06:02When can we go home?
06:04I'm scared.
06:06I don't know when I'll be able to leave.
06:08Do you know
06:10how much blood comes out
06:12when a patient dies?
06:14How can a patient survive normally?
06:18There are a lot of people who give him blood.
06:20No, no.
06:22There are a lot of people who give him prayers.
06:24Don't you believe me?
06:26Trust me.
06:28I've never seen anyone recover so fast
06:30in my career.
06:32Yesterday, I was telling my junior doctor
06:34that he's a very talented patient.
06:38Thank you, doctor.
06:40Thank you for what?
06:42You took really good care of him.
06:44No, no.
06:46There is someone else taking good care of him.
06:48Spiritually.
06:50You know what?
06:52Only a spiritual power can heal
06:54a person who has taken so many pills.
06:56I thought he's dead.
07:00Get ready. She's coming.
07:02Serve the food.
07:10You?
07:16I knew you were awake
07:18after seeing Zulmi.
07:24How are you, Dilwar?
07:26You won't ask how I am.
07:30As soon as you left,
07:32I stood up.
07:34I started running.
07:36What?
07:40Didn't it hurt?
07:44It did. Just a little.
07:52The food is really good.
07:54I'm liking it.
07:58I'm liking it a lot.
08:00I've brought it for everyone.
08:02Come, Dilwar. Come.
08:06No.
08:08A little later.
08:10Zulmi?
08:14Take the food.
08:16With you?
08:18You can't live with me.
08:22Can't you eat?
08:24I can't.
08:26You can't live with me.
08:28Can't you eat?
08:30Yes, I can.
08:34Eat.
08:42Please sit.
08:56It's really good.
09:12When I get released
09:14from the hospital,
09:16will you come to meet me?
09:22Release?
09:24Will you come to meet me?
09:40I will.
09:50But promise me one thing.
09:52You won't leave your brotherhood.
09:54You will become a gentleman.
09:58Do you remember how you came to my show?
10:02Become like that.
10:08If I become like that,
10:12I will die of a bullet of mercy.
10:14I will die of a bullet of mercy.
10:20Damn mercy.
10:32You will live, Munna.
10:36You will live a long life.
10:44You will live a long life.
10:56You will make Munna
10:58sit on my head.
11:00You will sit on my head.
11:12This is not just a matter of decision.
11:16Yes, I will take a decision.
11:20Then even mercy will take a decision.
11:24Look, sir.
11:26The gutter in which you live,
11:28that gutter
11:30has a lot of fish.
11:32Whenever I feel like,
11:34I eat the fish
11:36like a minister.
11:40Now you sit and think.
11:42Who is more delicious than you?
11:44Everyone knows
11:46how to eat and drink.
11:48Everyone likes the taste too.
11:50Look, Munna survived
11:52after taking so many bullets.
11:54Now if he turns around and attacks,
11:56then
11:58you all will be ruined.
12:00Your Umar,
12:02fall in love
12:04with that 26 year old girl.
12:06If you fall in love,
12:08how will you do business?
12:10Is he a kid?
12:12He is also in love.
12:14And look at that girl.
12:16She sits at her sanctuary all day.
12:18Can't anyone see what is happening there?
12:20Should I befriend her?
12:22You don't have to befriend her.
12:24I am talking about Munna.
12:26What should I do with Munna?
12:28Befriend her.
12:30Go to the hospital.
12:32Hug her. Apologize to her
12:34that you shot her in anger.
12:38What are you saying, sir?
12:40Should I apologize to Munna?
12:42Munna, I am sorry.
12:44I shot her by mistake.
12:48Do one thing.
12:50Take this pistol.
12:52Put 16 bullets in it.
12:54I will die with the bullets.
12:56I won't die without it, sir.
13:00Mr. Rehmat.
13:02I don't want to die.
13:06I don't want to die.
13:08I want to live.
13:10I want to rule.
13:12I will shoot him as soon as I leave the hospital.
13:14This is the limit.
13:16I mean, Mr. Rehmat will go and say
13:18Munna, I am sorry.
13:20What are you saying, sir?
13:22Look, he won't die.
13:24I can't give you his permission.
13:26If you don't apologize to him,
13:28it is possible that he will
13:30sit on your seat in a day or two.
13:32Assume that
13:34the government has changed.
13:36Wow!
13:38The government has changed.
13:40Is it that easy?
13:42You also got such a government.
13:44Overnight, you were also crowned.
13:46The next morning, Mr. Mirza was told
13:48that he is no longer a brother.
13:50So, was he a brother?
13:52He was never a brother.
13:56This is what I am trying to make you understand.
13:58But you have to live.
14:00You have to live.
14:02To run the business.
14:04Not to love.
14:06Think about it.
14:18You came straight to my house
14:20and sat.
14:22You called me
14:24and didn't take my permission.
14:26You didn't tell me that you are suffering.
14:28How is this possible?
14:32Because I am not suffering.
14:34I am dying for her.
14:36I am perfectly fine.
14:38Then why are you
14:40looking so sad?
14:42You are definitely suffering.
14:44You are burning without fire.
14:48Mithra, please.
14:50I am broken.
14:52Don't taunt me.
14:54No, I am not taunting you.
14:56I am pitying you.
15:02Okay, so
15:04she removed the engagement ring
15:06and slapped you?
15:10Her father also said
15:12that you don't deserve her daughter.
15:14You don't deserve her daughter.
15:18Brutal.
15:20Mithra, please.
15:24What will you do now?
15:28I will ask you to marry me
15:30when you are done with your nonsense.
15:36Oh.
15:38I think you should
15:40have dinner and leave.
15:44I will go and tell the cook.
15:46Wait, Mithra.
15:48I won't have dinner.
15:50You eat, Faris.
15:54Eat more than before.
15:58To move on,
16:00you will have to tell your new lover
16:02that you are very hungry.
16:04That you are very hungry.
16:06That you are very sleepy.
16:08Otherwise,
16:10you will keep thinking
16:12that your fiance
16:14has left a gentleman like you
16:16and gone to a goon's court.
16:34Why aren't there murders
16:36in Saudi Arabia and UAE?
16:38Why aren't people kidnapped
16:40for weapons there?
16:42There are, baby.
16:44Why aren't there?
16:46We have seen videos.
16:48In Saudi Arabia,
16:50they just kill people.
16:52It happens once or twice a year.
16:54It happens once or twice a year.
16:56It happens once or twice a year.
16:58It happens once or twice a year.
17:00It happens once or twice a year.
17:02It happens once or twice a year.
17:04But here,
17:06there is no human life at all.
17:08The murderer
17:10kills everyone
17:12on the spot.
17:14The population is also high.
17:16More people will be born.
17:18More people will die.
17:20We are tired of saying
17:22that the population
17:24explodes more than an atom bomb.
17:26Sir,
17:28when no one listens to you,
17:30what do you do sitting
17:32in that round chair?
17:34I am not sitting alone.
17:36Ask others too.
17:38Why do you ask?
17:40Let the people ask.
17:42If we grind the people
17:44in the wheel of poverty,
17:46they will become beggars.
17:48When we give birth to more children
17:50against our means,
17:52we will have to beg to raise them.
17:54They will beg us.
17:56We will beg others.
17:58Do the deed and get it done.
18:00But you people will not be able to do it.
18:02Nor will it be done.
18:04That is why you will get the
18:06facility to beg others.
18:08To be honest,
18:10you consider your guest
18:12to be a beggar.
18:14And right now,
18:16I am not standing on a chair,
18:18but in a pot.
18:20By the way,
18:22how is Munna Iqbal?
18:24I have heard that you have saved him.
18:28I?
18:28Take a break.
18:30I just came in a mood
18:32and asked some personal questions.
18:34No, no sir. Nothing personal.
18:36You tell me, how did I save him?
18:38With your prayers.
18:40With your prayers.
18:42We have heard that you
18:44used to pray for Khantos.
18:46It is just like that.
18:48If someone eats so many pills
18:50for me,
18:52will I not pray for him?
18:54I have prayed for him
18:56a hundred times.
18:58If he recovers, I will pray for him a hundred times.
19:00Hmm.
19:02I am impressed.
19:06In fact, when I go home
19:08after this show, I will cook
19:10for him.
19:12We will chat, listen to songs.
19:14I see.
19:16So you can sing?
19:18Every girl can sing her own song, sir.
19:20You tell me,
19:22should I ask you the next question
19:24Take a break.
19:26Take a break.
19:30So viewers, we will take a short break here.
19:32Jai Vida.
19:34Huh?
19:36You scoundrels.
19:38Why are you staring at me?
19:40Tell me.
19:44I have asked for your advice.
19:46You tell me.
19:48Brother, I am feeling very dizzy.
19:50Go.
19:54Go.
19:58You tell me.
20:00Brother, you tell me.
20:02I will ask from the terrace.
20:04I am not asking you.
20:06I have asked for your advice.
20:08Tell me your advice.
20:10Brother,
20:12it will be a big insult.
20:14People will say
20:16brother
20:18apologized to Munna.
20:20Hmm.
20:22You tell me.
20:24Brother,
20:26it won't look good.
20:28You don't understand.
20:32If the parliament
20:34doesn't have enough members,
20:36then you have to sit on the ground
20:38with the unionists.
20:40You know this, right?
20:42Yes, brother. You told me.
20:44So I am not saving my respect.
20:48I am saving the government.
20:50Brother, my heart is hurting.
20:52Brother, Munna
20:54is your servant.
20:56Sometimes
20:58I have to hug the servant.
21:02I have to say
21:04you are my brother.
21:06But brother,
21:08if we make peace,
21:10respect will go.
21:12Sister-in-law will also go.
21:20My love is true.
21:22She will come back one day.
21:26Brother,
21:28the pain of a lover
21:30is more painful
21:32than a bullet.
21:34Wow, brother.
21:36Wow.
21:38What an experience.
21:40Wow.
21:42It's not an experience.
21:46It's a dialogue from a film.
21:48Dialogue from a film.
21:50Leave me alone.
21:52Go away from here.
22:02Absolutely alone, brother.
22:18Absolutely alone, brother.
22:22Mazo.
22:24Yes, brother.
22:26What is so less in me
22:28that is more in Munna?
22:30No, brother.
22:32Munna looks like a punter
22:34in front of you.
22:36He has a status.
22:38When I keep my feet, my heart trembles.
22:40Forget about the heart tremble.
22:42Tell me,
22:44is he more handsome than me?
22:46Not at all, brother.
22:52He is as handsome as me, sir.
22:58He has done BA too.
23:00You haven't done it, brother.
23:02Brother,
23:04what is the need to do BA and MBA?
23:06That's what I am saying.
23:08What's the use of it?
23:12There is something in the matter.
23:16That sister-in-law
23:18kicked the back of that bureaucrat.
23:22She rejected me.
23:24I mean,
23:26Rehmati.
23:30Shall I tell you the truth, brother?
23:32These girls
23:34have no standard.
23:36They can die on anyone.
23:38Especially this educated girl.
23:40She doesn't love.
23:42She experiences.
23:46Stop the car.
23:50Go and get the fruit.
23:52How much, brother?
23:54Two packets.
23:56And listen, look for a good house.
23:58Yes, brother.
24:16Majnu's child.
24:46You can't go inside, Mr. Rehmati.
24:48Why can't I go, brother?
24:50I got an order from upstairs.
24:52I am helpless, Mr. Rehmati.
24:54Upstairs?
24:56Who is upstairs?
24:58DSP sir.
25:00How much is upstairs?
25:02Just a little bit.
25:04DSP.
25:06Found it.
25:10Greetings, DSP sir.
25:12Rehmati here.
25:14DSP sir.
25:16Rehmati here.
25:18You came to the hospital.
25:20For Munna's sick husband.
25:22Your palanquin is blocking my way.
25:24Sorry, Mr. Rehmati.
25:26You can't go inside.
25:28What happened?
25:30Are you refusing me?
25:34I got this instruction from upstairs.
25:38How much is upstairs, DSP sir?
25:40Finally tell me.
25:42What should I do to satisfy you?
25:44You take permission first.
25:46I will get the green signal.
25:48I have no objection to you going inside.
25:52DSP sir, if I have come,
25:54then I will definitely go.
25:56You tell me the name of the person upstairs.
25:58Or ask your palanquin to fire at me.
26:06Give me my phone.
26:12If DSP calls,
26:14shoot him.
26:24Hello.
26:26Sir, I had come to your house
26:28to meet Munna.
26:32Now you tell me,
26:34should I hug him or
26:36should I get shot by your inspector?
26:38No, I will take your permission.
26:42But only 2-3 people.
26:44No, we will be 4 people.
26:46We will have to search.
26:48What?
26:50You will search for Rehmati?
26:54And who will search for her?
26:56That officer,
26:58who is appointed.
27:00You people are very helpless.
27:02Come on.
27:04Ask your DSP
27:06to call his inspector.
27:12Now we will have to search.
27:22You people remember this.
27:26Now I will
27:28take off your clothes at my door.
27:32What are you looking at?
27:34Whatever Rehmati is saying,
27:36he will do it.
27:38Come on.
27:40Make way.
27:50What is going on inside?
27:52Is there any problem?
27:54Yes.
27:56If you don't have any serious patient with you,
27:58you will have to wait for some time.
28:00No, why? What happened?
28:02Rehmati has come with her men
28:04to meet Iqbal Munna.
28:06He has stopped her.
28:08He is taking permission after calling her.
28:10We are duty people, Mr. Rehmati.
28:12We are servants of orders.
28:14Where will we go to stop Rehmati?
28:16We will have to stop her.
28:18Where will we go?
28:20The police have left her on their shoulders.
28:22I swear, I will take her on my shoulders.
28:24Come on.
28:26You will take her on your shoulders?
28:28People die on their shoulders.
28:30Do you understand?
28:32No, I don't mean that.
28:34I don't want your respect.
28:36Enough.
28:38Pick up the bags.
29:00Don't come forward, Rehmati.
29:04In the name of God.
29:06What kind of respect is this?
29:08We have got permission from God, madam.
29:10Munna's father is sitting upstairs.
29:12And his permission was so much
29:14that he has come here.
29:16Now whether he will go to Munna's room
29:18or not, I will give his permission.
29:20And I can't even let his shadow go there.
29:24I have come to make peace.
29:26To be honest, I have come to apologize.
29:28Such mistakes happen in our business.
29:30Go to his house and apologize.
29:32Munna is such a scoundrel
29:34that he forgives a person like you.
29:40Are you abusing Zarnab?
29:42Don't you like it?
29:44No, I don't even want to abuse you.
29:46That's why hide your face
29:48and get out of here.
29:50Otherwise, everyone will hear
29:52that Zarnab has beaten up Rehmati.
29:54I won't go.
29:58She has apologized to me.
30:00I was stuck. I am sorry.
30:02Shut up.
30:06Say it a couple of times
30:10and I will listen.
30:12I deserve it.
30:16I have come to know that
30:18when you come in the middle of people,
30:20you get abused a lot.
30:22Thank God,
30:24Munna is safe.
30:26My sins have been atoned.
30:28God forbid,
30:30if something had happened,
30:32I would have fallen and died.
30:36And this
30:38abusing
30:40is a condition.
30:44Brother, Rehmati has come out.
30:46There is a scene in the hospital.
30:48Zarnab is blocking her way.
30:50He is saying that he has come to make peace with Munna.
30:54No, you don't go out.
30:56I said, you don't go out.
31:04Mr. Waqar, how are you?
31:08Say hello to me.
31:10Look, Zarnab,
31:12I am not going to leave without
31:14apologizing to Munna.
31:18How is your heart?
31:20Everything is fine here except you.
31:22So, cover your face
31:24and leave.
31:28Let's go, brother.
31:30Shut up.
31:32Let's go.
31:52I have said enough.
31:54Now she will abuse me.
31:58She will slap me.
32:02And I will eat.
32:06Because I shot Munna
32:08in front of her.
32:10Move ahead.
32:12Where should I move ahead?
32:14I don't understand.
32:16I will understand if you slap me.
32:18Look, madam, don't be stubborn.
32:20We are going with full security.
32:22I can't trust anyone.
32:24And I will not let her go inside.
32:26Rehmati, you will not move a step ahead.
32:28Why don't you understand?
32:30Let me go.
32:34Let him come.
32:48Enough.
32:50Shut up. Don't cry.
32:52How can I not cry?
32:54I am feeling ashamed.
32:56What have I done to her?
32:58I have raised her like a little sister
33:00since childhood.
33:02I gave her pills
33:04just for my taste.
33:06I forgive you, brother.
33:10Why will you forgive?
33:12You will file a case in the court.
33:14You will show them
33:16that this crying crocodile
33:18is Ujrati's murderer.
33:20Crocodile?
33:22She must have forgotten in anger.
33:24She must have remembered her misdeeds.
33:26Her love
33:28has forgotten her relation.
33:32Give me a chance.
33:34Forgive me.
33:36Munna.
33:38Munna.
33:40I told you to forgive.
33:42She will also forgive.
33:44I will make her understand.
33:46Please go.
33:48People are watching.
33:50Munna, what are you?
33:52Munna, shoot me.
33:54Shoot me here.
33:56No.
33:58Shoot me here.
34:02Shoot me here.
34:04This is the reason
34:06I committed such a big crime.
34:08Are you okay, Munna?
34:12I am fine, brother.
34:16Don't you dare touch her.
34:18Munna, go inside.
34:20Go inside.
34:22I will see her overacting.
34:26I am overacting.
34:28Okay, Munna. Go inside.
34:30Listen to her.
34:32Go inside.
34:34I am an actor.
34:36I am overacting.
34:38I got you food.
34:40This is not food.
34:44Take him away.
34:46Munna, your money won't buy anything.
34:48Munna.
34:50Munna, don't go.
34:52We will meet some other day.
34:58Take this.
35:00Give this to all the patients.
35:02All of them?
35:04Yes.
35:06Tell them to pray for me.
35:08Pray for my sister-in-law.
35:10Pray for her.
35:12Amen.
35:18Amen.
36:18Kare Har Pal Haseen.
36:20Sirf Green.