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00:00INTRO
00:20Brother
00:22Hmm
00:24This is her lane
00:27Whose?
00:29Sister-in-law's
00:34I won't call her sister-in-law
00:38She's just respectable
00:44Dilbar, between her and me
00:48I have a career
00:52God bless you, I said that
00:54You scared me
00:55You scared me
00:57What did you say?
00:59I said, you scared me
01:01I mean, God bless you, don't fall in love
01:04And brother agreed
01:10You're planning, idiot
01:12Planning what?
01:16You want me to die from where you got your dead body
01:25Brother, don't talk like this
01:35See, how bitter it is
01:38If I speak the truth
01:41She won't call it sweet until she gets sugar
01:50She thinks I'm a goon who shoots guns
01:55Abuse in the mouth, hatred in the eyes
01:59What's left for brother in this?
02:02If you say so
02:05What should I say, Dilbar?
02:10I'm not her type
02:25I'm not her type
02:30There's a debate on crime control
02:32And we're being told to support the government
02:35I was just talking to DC sir
02:37He said, we're putting a bandage on the goons
02:40There's already a bandage on the goons
02:42And we all know whose bandage is on whose neck
02:45Whatever
02:47No, sir
02:49DC sir will obey orders
02:51You'll help him
02:53I'll have to say scripted lines
02:55It won't be scripted
02:56Stop it, Samna
03:01Look, we take salary from the channel
03:04So we have to serve them
03:06We don't take anything from the country
03:08We won't serve the country
03:10We take one salary from the channel
03:12We work twice as hard for it
03:14We don't know what we take from the country
03:16Your fiance is an assistant commissioner
03:18Talk to him
03:20I'll talk to him, Sadia
03:22But for now, it's important for me to know
03:23what I can do right now
03:25You can't do anything
03:27You can only do what you're told
03:33I think the meeting is over
03:35And before I leave, let me tell you
03:37I won't do any show
03:39where I have to say scripted lines
03:41Can I go now?
03:44Sit
03:50Sit
03:53Sit
03:58What will you say?
04:08I don't know
04:11Then write the script yourself
04:13And just bring me here once and show me
04:17You can do that, right?
04:18Definitely, sir
04:26Okay
04:28Let's do something for the country this time
04:33I'm with you
04:38But listen
04:40Tell your fiance
04:42not to just obey orders
04:44but do something
04:45Okay?
04:48Sure, sir
05:07Do you understand
05:09that a government
05:12is a government
05:13and a minister
05:16is a brother
05:18just like us
05:20The Prime Minister
05:22is a big brother
05:24And all the ministers below him
05:26are little brothers
05:28So, I, Rehmati, am the big brother
05:30And all of you
05:32are little brothers
05:34So, what does that mean?
05:37You're the Prime Minister
05:39and I'm the Minister
05:41Wow!
05:43There are public people
05:45These people vote for them
05:48And when you say public,
05:50there are all kinds of public
05:52Thieves, robbers,
05:54bribes takers,
05:56givers, all these people
05:58The Constitution says
06:00that the voter will be right
06:03But the voter can also be wrong
06:05Isn't it?
06:07Isn't it a joke?
06:09It's a joke, bro
06:11But, bro, we're getting a lot of knowledge
06:13The people who vote for them
06:15will do them a favor, right?
06:18Of course, bro
06:20They'll do us a favor
06:22Now, these minister brothers
06:24do illegal things
06:26for thieves and robbers
06:28Now, that's bound to happen
06:30Oh, no!
06:32Very intelligent
06:34Now, they don't do it themselves
06:36All these things
06:38are done by people like us
06:40What do we get for doing such things?
06:43Wow!
06:45We get a fee
06:47Intelligent
06:49Yes, bro
06:51Very intelligent
06:53Go and call him
06:55Yes, bro
06:58Listen
07:00He's coming
07:10He's coming
07:37Bro, you?
07:38I fell at your feet
07:40I won't go empty-handed
07:42Come on, get up
07:44I won't send you empty-handed
07:46Get up
07:48Sit there
07:50No, sir
07:52I can't sit next to you
07:54Get up, man
07:57Sitting next to me
07:59won't make you equal to me
08:03Get up
08:05and sit there
08:09Get up
08:19Now, tell me
08:21what should I do for you?
08:23What's the point of coming back to the government, bro?
08:25Tell your brother
08:27to take an oath again
08:29You don't have self-respect
08:32How much experience do you have
08:34of being a brother?
08:36Eight years, bro
08:38Rehmati
08:40became the father of all her brothers in nine years
08:44Tell me how?
08:48She has self-respect
08:51She does what she says
08:54She doesn't go back on her word
08:57I swear, bro
08:59I'll do what I say
09:01I won't go back on my word
09:05You don't kill, do you?
09:09Murder, bro
09:13Murder is a punishment
09:15You get hanged
09:17Who got hanged?
09:20I'm sitting on my head
09:22I'm not killing flies
09:25And if I let my people get hanged
09:29will I sit in the government?
09:32I don't understand
09:34I'll explain, bro
09:38What's the point of killing someone, bro?
09:40Not every day
09:42Sometimes
09:44You talk to them first
09:46You make them understand
09:48You shake their hand
09:50You tell them not to fight
09:53If they don't listen, you scare them
09:57And if they don't get scared
09:59you hit them again
10:01Just like that
10:03Sometimes
10:05Explain, bro
10:08So
10:10Will you murder?
10:16I won't get hanged, right?
10:19You won't
10:21You have to take a life
10:24Not give it
10:26I promise, bro
10:32I'll murder
10:34I'll kill Munna once
10:38You're stubborn
10:40You're angry
10:42This isn't self-respect
10:44It is self-respect
10:46It's written, I'll murder
10:50Then don't hit Munna
10:54Pick up your plate
10:56Let me pick my plate, bro
10:58Should I sit in the opposition?
10:59Let me pick my plate, bro
11:01Should I sit in the opposition?
11:03Opposition
11:05To bring down the government
11:07Prepare a body
11:09Body means body
11:11Find men
11:13Prepare a shadow cabinet
11:19And clash with Rehmati
11:23No, bro
11:25Rehmati is a solid man
11:27He'll kill me
11:29He'll kill me
11:33Iqbal Munna is a
11:35Younger brother
11:37Younger
11:39Takes commission
11:41Doesn't betray
11:43Kills
11:45Doesn't kill with his life
11:47Doesn't hit the poor
11:49That is the soft image of our government
11:53So the decision is
11:55Not to replace Iqbal Munna
11:56But to destroy Rehmati
12:26Little more
12:57Get up
12:59Get up
13:01Tell me if you want tea or breakfast
13:26Excuse me, sir, it's been 76 years since Pakistan was formed, and in our record, there's not a single
13:34statement of any political group that is against these goons and the papadamafia.
13:41But unfortunately, not a single group has come out against these goons, can I ask you
13:50the reason?
13:51These are the names of the police and the law enforcing agencies.
13:55Excuse me, sir, the work of the police and the law enforcing agencies starts later.
14:01It's our job to stop the goons from being born.
14:04What are we doing for this?
14:05Especially what are you doing?
14:06Is it that the political parties need these goons to run their business?
14:12What are you saying?
14:14In your opinion?
14:15Put it back.
14:17She's talking against us.
14:18Shut up.
14:19But I've seen it.
14:20I've seen the groups of goons in the marks of the police and the law enforcing agencies.
14:27This is just nonsense, baby.
14:29This is a foreign conspiracy against us.
14:30How is it foreign, sir?
14:32I haven't seen a single foreign goon in this city.
14:35We have the ones who are robbed, and the ones who are robbed are ours.
14:38We have the ones who are killed, and the ones who are killed are ours.
14:42We don't have anyone who has come out against them.
14:45Shut her up.
14:47Send tea.
14:48Leave the breakfast.
15:10How much is it?
15:125,56,600 rupees.
15:14Now see.
15:16How do we explain to her that we're not doing hooliganism, but doing ministry?
15:22Yes, brother.
15:27Don't we have a heart?
15:29We do, brother.
15:30Is it made of stone?
15:32No, brother.
15:33It's very soft.
15:35Do you remember, brother?
15:36You were crying on my father's death.
15:39And you said that from today, Chakku is my son.
15:44I didn't say son.
15:46I said brother.
15:48You said brother, brother.
15:50I didn't say it out of respect for you, brother.
15:52You're my brother.
15:54We're your children, brother.
16:00Have you ever loved?
16:03I have, brother.
16:04I've loved 5-6 times.
16:06But, brother, there's no point in it.
16:09I'm not asking you about the point.
16:11Tell me what I'm asking you.
16:12Have you or not?
16:14I have, brother.
16:15And get up.
16:18Why get up?
16:19Nothing, brother.
16:20I was just talking to myself.
16:21You're talking to yourself, brother.
16:25Can I say something, brother?
16:28Her report isn't good, brother.
16:32She's very rude when she speaks.
16:35She even slaps you.
16:41Get up.
16:44Get up.
16:47Will she slap her brother?
16:50If she slaps me, I'll shoot her.
17:00Will you shoot your brother's lover?
17:05Pick it up.
17:06Pick it up.
17:12And listen.
17:14I'm not anyone's father.
17:16I'm your elder brother.
17:18Get out.
17:27It's very hot.
17:29Have it with mint chutney.
17:30You'll enjoy it.
17:32Isn't it, father?
17:33Yes, yes.
17:34I can't say no to that.
17:38You also come.
17:39Your tea is getting cold.
17:42She's here.
17:44How did your interview program go?
17:48I didn't see it.
17:50Do you know her rating?
17:53You say that rating doesn't matter.
17:55It does matter, father.
17:57When the preparation is good.
17:58When the questioner is eager to answer.
18:01And the interview goes straight to the target.
18:04Then the rating matters.
18:09What happened?
18:10Her DC saw your program and called her.
18:16You tell me what happened next.
18:18I'll read Isha.
18:20Leave it, uncle.
18:22God is great.
18:37Didn't she like it?
18:38Didn't she like it?
18:42No, she liked it, but...
18:44But what?
18:49Look, Zainab.
18:51My job is such that I have to obey the government's orders.
18:55You work?
18:57I thought you were an assistant commissioner.
19:01You make tea there?
19:03You fry fritters?
19:04Zainab, please.
19:05What please?
19:06Being an assistant commissioner is a responsibility, Faris.
19:10The job belongs to the public.
19:11You don't listen to them.
19:14No, you tell me.
19:15DC has appointed you.
19:17You have studied so much.
19:18You have given exams.
19:19You have given interviews.
19:21DC's job orders have come out for you?
19:28Come on, Faris.
19:30You are DC's subordinate and not a servant.
19:36What did he say?
19:40You'll get angry if we talk tomorrow.
19:42Did he say anything about me?
19:45About your program.
19:47Because these two politicians went and complained to the commissioner.
19:50The commissioner ordered DC to tell Faris to make his fiance understand.
19:55Yes.
19:56So it's a serious matter.
20:01Tell him that you made him understand and he didn't.
20:06Cheers.
20:21Should we talk about something romantic?
20:26I'll leave now.
20:27We'll have dinner together tomorrow.
20:29You are not romantic at all.
20:33Then who are you?
20:36I don't know.
20:43In the olden days, the assistant commissioner was called sir.
20:47Be a servant of the public.
20:48They will make you a sir.
20:51Bye.
20:52We have often seen goons in the marques
20:55along with the agencies that implement police and law.
20:58This is nonsense, baby!
21:00A foreign conspiracy against us!
21:02How foreign, sir?
21:04I haven't seen a single foreign goon in this city.
21:07We have the people who loot.
21:09It's our people who loot.
21:11It's our people who rob.
21:13And we have not seen a single goon in this city.
21:16It's our people who rob.
21:18It's our people who rob.
21:20It's our people who rob.
21:22We are the ones who die, we are also the ones who kill.
21:26We don't have those in our ranks who can...
21:34Yes brother.
21:36Where are you Munna?
21:38I am at home brother.
21:39What are you doing at home?
21:40Are you feeling very cold?
21:42Or are you scared of going out?
21:44Fear and Iqbal Munna brother.
21:47You are joking brother.
21:48By the way, do you know where Mauzam is these days?
21:51What is he doing?
21:52He is spending his retirement life brother.
21:55I don't see him these days.
21:58He has become very thin.
22:00Have you seen the mirror?
22:03What do you mean by mirror?
22:05Open your eyes and look at your face.
22:08And notice that Iqbal Munna is seen in the mirror.
22:13Iqbal.
22:14Yes brother.
22:15Yes.
22:17Check him.
22:19I have met him at the minister's place.
22:21And he was there for 4 hours.
22:234 hours brother?
22:27That Mauzam has met the minister.
22:29He has been at his house for 4 hours.
22:31And you are here lovingly...
22:34Take everyone out.
22:46Iqbal.
22:54Will you kill me brother?
22:59You are loading the gun.
23:03That's why you are saying that you don't want to kill anyone.
23:06I think you are going to kill Mauzam.
23:09Remember one thing Dilbar.
23:12Death is less when you die.
23:16Fear is more when you die.
23:20Pull him out.
23:22I will shoot him on his head.
23:26I will put a gun on his chest and start shooting.
23:27And you will say, brother forgive him once.
23:32Then?
23:33Then he will cry and apologize.
23:34And I will forgive him.
23:36And I will say only for the last time.
23:39Idea is great.
23:45Did you take your medicines?
23:46No.
23:48Why?
23:49I forgot.
23:52Do you know why I forget?
23:55Because you don't forget.
23:58Give me.
24:07God is great.
24:09God is great.
24:15God is great.
24:45God is great.
24:47God is great.
24:48God is great.
25:00God is great.
25:11When they dismiss, they say twice.
25:14No one will meet or call them during the dismiss period.
25:19You had a meeting for 4 hours.
25:22Brother.
25:24Brother.
25:34Forgive me.
25:35Forgive me.
25:40What happened to him?
25:42Hey.
25:43Hey.
25:48Hey.
26:13Sorry.
26:18Sorry.
26:49Hey.
26:52Brother, tea.
27:05Love and bad luck.
27:08Both have one type of blood relation.
27:12Both are twin sisters.
27:15But you never fell in love.
27:17What do you say?
27:18Heart down, mind up.
27:20Don't talk about bad luck.
27:23Yes.
27:24There is bad luck in love.
27:29To be honest, I had thought about meeting her in the afternoon.
27:32And I had also thought that there is nothing to fear in love.
27:38But I didn't know that the meeting would be like this.
27:44What must be she thinking?
27:47What must be she thinking?
27:50She must be thinking that he is like this.
27:55He must be hitting on the streets.
27:58Yes, you hit on the streets.
28:01Today you fired a bullet.
28:05My image got spoiled in a snap.
28:07No, no.
28:08How can the image get spoiled?
28:10Our image was never good.
28:14Look, don't mind.
28:15You are talking about her since a long time.
28:18You are talking about the image.
28:19It won't work like this.
28:20Why don't you say it clearly?
28:21What should I say?
28:22Say I love you.
28:25Have you gone mad?
28:29Will she insult me?
28:32No, she won't insult.
28:33What can be more insulting than a slap?
28:38I mean, you are scared.
28:41Have some courage.
28:43Who knows?
28:44You might find a way out.
28:47Come on, do it.
28:48Just do it.
28:49Do it.
28:50Your phone is ringing.
28:51Not mine, yours is ringing.
28:56Don't do it.
28:57Rehmati.
29:04Hello, brother.
29:05Yes, Munna.
29:07What am I listening?
29:09What did you listen?
29:10You are watching an English film in a proplex.
29:13Watching a film?
29:15I can't even go to the bathroom.
29:17What are you saying?
29:18I just beat him up.
29:22Don't laugh.
29:24I am feeling very sad.
29:26Are you in the police station?
29:28I am not in the police station.
29:29I am in guilt.
29:30I am feeling very mental.
29:32Like a one pound fish.
29:34What are you blabbering?
29:36I am not blabbering.
29:37I have got an alert.
29:38I am thinking that you can't even think.
29:41Why can't I think?
29:42You can think.
29:43If you grease the bread, why does it become a paratha?
29:46If you cook an egg, why does it become an omelette?
29:49If you put milk in tea, why doesn't it remain milk?
29:51Munna, are you hungry?
29:54No, brother.
29:55What nonsense are you blabbering?
29:57Don't get angry, brother.
29:59I need sympathy.
30:01Where are you?
30:02I am at home, brother.
30:04Come to my house.
30:06I am coming, brother.
30:08Come.
30:22Greetings, brother.
30:23Greetings.
30:24Greetings, brother.
30:25Come.
30:36Munna.
30:37Munna.
30:38Munna.
30:48Munna.
30:49Munna.
30:55Munna.
31:01Greetings, brother.
31:02Greetings.
31:14Sir.
31:26Sir.
31:38Sir.
31:55Sir.
32:13Sir, everything was going on in my mind.
32:19Now see, I am going to beat this Muazzam.
32:23You think.
32:25What am I sitting and thinking?
32:29What?
32:35Why didn't you get married, brother?
32:41No, no, no.
32:43Leave these things.
32:44Tell me, what are you thinking?
32:46This is what I am thinking, brother.
32:48In two months, you will be one year older, brother.
32:51Your age will increase.
32:55I mean, the prime time is gone, brother.
32:58Yes, it's gone.
32:59Why, brother?
33:02What do you lack?
33:04You have the status of a minister, brother.
33:09You look like a hero.
33:18But your heart?
33:21And the house is empty.
33:27I don't have a son.
33:29Whom I call my brother's son.
33:34If I had a small doll, I would have carried it in my lap.
33:37I would have brought toys for it.
33:39It would have called me uncle.
33:40Shut up, brother.
33:43Will you make me cry?
33:45No, brother.
33:51Sorry, brother.
33:53Munna.
33:55Munna.
33:56Doctor, he is regaining consciousness.
34:00Who is this Munna?
34:01He was taking Munna's name in the operation theatre too.
34:04Is he his son?
34:05No, doctor.
34:06Munna is the one who was attacked by a bullet.
34:09These days, Munna is also shooting bullets.
34:11Doctor, Munna is the don of Kurangi now.
34:17Which place is this?
34:22Doctor.
34:25Bullet.
34:27Bullet.
34:29Write the report, brother.
34:31Yes, Mr. Mohsin.
34:33Tell me, how was the attack?
34:39I don't know how it happened.
34:44I have heard that Iqbal Munna had a heart attack because he was shooting bullets.
34:52No.
34:55Iqbal Munna didn't have the courage to shoot brother Mohsin.
35:02Is it?
35:03Write, brother.
35:05That Alam shot the bullet.
35:10You were saying that Munna shot the bullet.
35:12Why didn't you tell me?
35:15Doctor.
35:18If I shoot you now,
35:22you won't tell anyone that I shot you.
35:30I shot you.
35:39I have an idea, brother.
35:40If you don't mind, can I tell you?
35:44Tell me.
35:47I don't have any respect in my work.
35:52A girl doesn't give her heart.
35:54A father doesn't give his relationship.
35:58That's true.
36:01I have just seen that girls slap their brothers.
36:07Who slapped you?
36:12No, no. No one slapped me, brother.
36:14I just said it.
36:16You slapped Iqbal Munna.
36:17You slapped him so hard that Iqbal Munna became a one pound fish.
36:21You slapped him so hard that Iqbal Munna became a one pound fish.
36:34I slapped you.
36:36The girl
36:39came.
36:47You have to change your profession, brother.
36:51You have to change your profession, brother.
37:21Scream.