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00:11Wake up, brother! Wake up!
00:14Wake up, brother!
00:17Wake up!
00:19What do you want for breakfast?
00:21Tell me!
00:23Wake up!
00:27What's the time?
00:30It's 12.30.
00:32What?
00:34I've slept so much.
00:36When a person is out of love,
00:38he gets a peaceful sleep.
00:40Yes.
00:44What happened yesterday?
00:47What happened?
00:49I was talking about a slap in front of elder brother.
00:53Who slapped me?
00:55Sir, you did.
00:57Who?
00:59Mauzam.
01:01What did he do?
01:05He shot you in the leg.
01:07He got angry on seeing you.
01:12How dare he shoot me?
01:16What do you want for breakfast?
01:19Leave it. Sit.
01:22Leave it. Sit.
01:35I want to change my profession.
01:39Change?
01:41What can you do?
01:44I can do business.
01:46Like what?
01:48Like...
01:52Like...
01:55You tell me.
01:57You can rest.
01:59Do that.
02:01I've slept for 10 hours.
02:03I've rested. What else can I do?
02:07Look, brother. Love
02:09is not a coronavirus
02:11that comes for a few days,
02:13harms you and leaves.
02:15If it happens, it happens.
02:17If it comes, it doesn't go.
02:19It's not a disease
02:22that can be cured.
02:24If you get an MRI done,
02:26you won't see it.
02:28If you look inside,
02:30you won't find it.
02:32But it's inside.
02:34Take a slap
02:36and wait for someone else to eat.
02:38You'll feel better.
02:40Let's have halwa for breakfast.
02:52Eat the sandwich.
02:56What are you doing?
02:58I'll eat later.
03:00Let it be, dad.
03:02I know what you'll eat later.
03:04Brown bread will do.
03:06If you leave, who will feed us?
03:10Shall I get married?
03:12Why are you laughing?
03:14Was that a joke?
03:16Listen to Faris.
03:18We'll get married with pension money.
03:22Why are you laughing?
03:24It's men's problem.
03:26They get upset
03:28when it comes to marriage.
03:30And I get angry
03:32when I hear it.
03:34Let's get married.
03:36What will you do after I'm gone?
03:38That's what I'm saying.
03:42I didn't like it
03:44when I heard it before.
03:46Hmm.
03:48Shall we do it today?
03:56Is there anyone in sight?
04:02What are you looking at?
04:04What am I looking at?
04:06I trusted you with my eyes closed
04:08and you trusted me
04:10without closing your eyes.
04:12I was joking.
04:15I was joking.
04:17Let's have sandwich and tea.
04:21I'm getting late for office.
04:23Okay.
04:25Bye.
04:27May God protect you.
04:29May God protect you.
04:43Are you okay?
04:45Why are you in a hurry?
04:47I'm going to meet my elder brother.
04:49Who is it?
04:51I called him.
04:53He said he couldn't finish
04:55what we discussed last night.
04:58Brother!
05:00Is it your father's road?
05:02He's abusing his father.
05:04Wait.
05:06He's not abusing.
05:08He's asking if it's your father's road.
05:10No, sir. It's not my father's.
05:12Then stop the car.
05:14Why are you honking?
05:16I made a mistake.
05:18I was in a hurry.
05:20Let's go.
05:22Thank you, sir.
05:28What was that?
05:30You said sorry and thank you.
05:32I didn't say thank you.
05:34It slipped out of my mouth.
05:36I don't feel like fighting with anyone.
05:40What should I say to Rehmiti?
05:46Tell your brother not to abuse his brother.
05:50Take the resignation.
05:52I've kept it in my pocket.
05:58Resignation?
06:04What?
06:06If my brother talks to me politely,
06:08I'll tell him I love him.
06:10If my brother gets angry,
06:12I'll take the resignation out of his hands.
06:16Does your brother want to shoot you?
06:20I'm not scared of bullets.
06:22I don't want to get slapped.
06:24I don't care if he shoots me.
06:28Will you do it?
06:32Will you learn?
06:36You didn't know how to love before.
06:38Now that you know,
06:40you'll do it.
06:42Let's make it happen.
06:44Look at him.
06:48Are you crazy?
06:50Look at him.
06:53You..
07:17How many fingers are these?
07:19Four.
07:21I can see your fingers.
07:23Can't you see the auto?
07:27Sorry.
07:29Sorry for what?
07:31Did you forget the slap last night?
07:35No.
07:43I'll deal with you.
07:47Let's go.
07:51Let's go.
07:57What did she say?
08:01She was very angry.
08:03She said she'll deal with you.
08:05Congratulations.
08:09For what?
08:11For our next meeting.
08:17Sit down.
08:21Let's go.
08:51Listen.
08:53How did you know
08:55she was talking about our next meeting?
08:59She said she'll deal with you.
09:01Yes.
09:05She'll deal with you.
09:15Start the car.
09:17I'll meet my brother.
09:21It's very important.
09:25Simple as Highness.
09:27Friend dies on the first day.
09:29Enemy dies on the second day.
09:31The fight will start on the third day.
09:33The city will be ruined.
09:42But you can calculate.
09:44We'll lose 2% of the economy.
09:48Fine.
09:51We'll meet at 10 pm.
09:55What's the time?
09:574.
10:03What?
10:05Did I say 4?
10:07No.
10:09Why?
10:13Sorry.
10:15I just said it.
10:21Zanna.
10:23What happened?
10:27The jeep hit Rakshi.
10:29She's hurt.
10:31How will we record?
10:33Not a big deal.
10:35I'll do the icing.
10:37Hurry up.
10:39We're getting late.
10:41Okay.
10:43I'll call you later.
10:45Okay.
10:48Hurry up, we're getting late.
10:50Listen.
10:52Maheen has put your script on the table.
10:54Read it.
10:56Who are the guests?
10:58You'll be very happy.
11:00Surprise?
11:02Okay, I'll be there.
11:08I don't like your work.
11:10I don't like it at all.
11:14Do you want to change your profession?
11:18Bro.
11:20If you don't mind
11:22we don't have any respect
11:24in our profession.
11:28Even the girls
11:30don't respect us.
11:32They keep insulting us.
11:34Oh.
11:36So it's all about the girls.
11:38No, it's not like that.
11:40Then?
11:42We need respect from the people.
11:44You want to be a Maulvi?
11:46No.
11:48I don't need so much respect.
11:50You want to be a doctor?
11:52How can I be a doctor?
11:54You're earning millions for free.
11:56Can't you digest it?
11:58Bro, I...
12:04I...
12:06If you don't mind
12:08I...
12:16I...
12:28Open your mouth.
12:34We're a poor nation.
12:36We're burdened by the British.
12:38They don't let us stand up.
12:42I mean, since 1947
12:45we still think
12:47this man has intelligence
12:49and wisdom
12:51that's why he can speak English.
12:53So what do you think, Mr. Naeem?
12:55Won't we be held accountable for this?
12:57What will be held accountable?
12:59We're being held accountable.
13:01What have we given
13:03to the world?
13:05As they say,
13:07you're ashamed but you're not.
13:09I think we're ashamed
13:11but we're not.
13:15What is this, Manna?
13:21It's a resignation.
13:27Why did you resign?
13:32I mean,
13:34I'm quitting my profession.
13:36I'm quitting my profession.
13:38I'm quitting my profession.
13:40I'm quitting my profession.
13:42I'm quitting my profession.
13:44I'm quitting my profession.
13:46I'm quitting my profession.
13:48I mean, I'm changing.
13:50Have you gone mad?
13:52Have you gone mad?
13:54Have you gone mad?
13:56I'm ashamed.
13:58I'm ashamed.
14:00I'm not fit to be a brother anymore.
14:06What happened to you?
14:08I'm sick.
14:10I'm sick.
14:13It's a case
14:15of heart softness.
14:19I don't get angry
14:21on anyone except myself.
14:23Everyone looks good.
14:25Everyone looks good.
14:27I want to love everyone.
14:29I want to love everyone.
14:31It's not a disease.
14:33It's not a disease.
14:35It's not a disease.
14:37It's not a disease.
14:39What?
14:42You don't have to love a girl.
14:46That's what I'm saying.
14:48If everyone falls in love,
14:50then the girl will fall in love.
14:52then the girl will fall in love.
14:54Has someone fallen in love?
14:56No, no.
14:58It's not like that.
15:00It's not like that.
15:02But I'm scared.
15:04But I'm scared.
15:06I think she will fall in love.
15:08If a girl falls in love,
15:10then it's time to say I love you.
15:12What are you saying?
15:14It's written in Hulk
15:16that don't fall in love with a girl.
15:18What's written?
15:20You can't fall in love.
15:26What's there to be scared of?
15:28You can't fall in love.
15:30You can't fall in love.
15:32You can fall in love.
15:40Hold this.
15:46This is my kiss.
15:48You're a good kisser.
15:52You've seen that girl, haven't you?
15:54Which girl?
15:56The one who was in the TV.
16:00Yes, brother.
16:02She's the one.
16:04She's the one.
16:06She's the one.
16:09Yes, brother.
16:11It should be like that.
16:13Who?
16:15Your girl.
16:23Are you feeling shy?
16:28Munna.
16:32What's happening?
16:34Are you feeling shy?
16:39Did you watch the show?
16:41You were looking great.
16:43Tell me about the show.
16:45I was too excited.
16:47Naeem Bukhari was sitting in front of me.
16:49I was talking to him.
16:51I still can't believe it.
16:53Yes, I saw it.
16:55You and your Naeem Bukhari.
16:59Both of you were reciting verses on Urdu.
17:01By the way,
17:03didn't you find any other topic in 2024?
17:05Didn't you like it?
17:08No, I liked it a lot.
17:10I thought there's someone who's going to cry over the death of Urdu.
17:12By the way,
17:14when I meet you tomorrow,
17:16I'll tell you that Urdu is no more.
17:18Even if you cry and make a ruckus,
17:20it won't come alive.
17:22Are you listening?
17:26No, I'm not.
17:38Yes, tell me.
17:40Why do you run away from the truth?
17:42I mean, I know of girls who,
17:44when they don't have an argument,
17:46they become angry,
17:48but you're not one of them.
17:50Anything else?
17:52Listen to me.
17:54The commissioner has arranged a dinner.
17:56We'll have to go there.
17:58Who? Personal?
18:00I won't meet him tomorrow.
18:04Dilbar,
18:06Dilbar.
18:08Did you hear what brother was saying?
18:10What was he saying, Rehmati?
18:12The girl should be like this.
18:14I mean, like Zarnab.
18:18I felt like
18:20telling you that she's the one.
18:22One and only.
18:24Really?
18:26Do you know what brother said while leaving?
18:28He said,
18:30he said,
18:32he said,
18:35he said,
18:39he said,
18:47he said,
18:51He was talking about you.
18:53And I was listening to your story.
18:57Did the TV guy slap you?
19:01Yes.
19:03You don't have to remind me.
19:05She is your sister-in-law.
19:07What did you say?
19:08She is your sister-in-law.
19:10Brother?
19:11She is your sister-in-law.
19:13Take care of her.
19:18What did you say?
19:21Brother said Zarnab is your sister-in-law.
19:33ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
19:37ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:03ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:05ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:07ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:09ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:11ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:13ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:15ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:17ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:19ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:21ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:23ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:25ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:27ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:29ZARNAB IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW
20:33Come in.
20:49I wanted to talk to you about something important.
20:51That's why I called you here.
20:55I thought we could talk here.
21:00Tell me, what is it?
21:03Well...
21:05It's not a big deal.
21:07That's why I thought we could sit in the open.
21:11It will give us an open-mindedness.
21:13We won't feel suffocated like at home.
21:19Tell me, what is it?
21:25Well...
21:27I've fallen in love.
21:29What?
21:31You called me here to talk about such a small thing?
21:35If you're in love, then do it.
21:37Did I stop you?
21:39You did stop me, didn't you?
21:41No.
21:43You've fixed Munna.
21:49What do you mean?
21:51Shashopanj.
21:53How?
21:57That girl...
21:59You don't believe me?
22:01I haven't talked to her yet.
22:05I haven't talked to your sister-in-law either.
22:09She's not my sister-in-law.
22:13What are you saying?
22:15Relax.
22:17The negotiation is going on.
22:19Can I say something?
22:21Yes.
22:23You buy Munna.
22:25It's cheap.
22:27How much?
22:31Change your sister-in-law.
22:33You'll pay the price.
22:37What do you mean?
22:39I mean...
22:43You...
22:45Fall in love with someone else.
22:47Will Munna die?
22:49Munna will die.
22:53He won't give his eyes to anyone.
22:57I'm asking you for the first time.
22:59Give it to me.
23:03I'll give you my respect.
23:05Should I give you my respect?
23:07Not respect, Zarnab.
23:11Munna will give his life for your respect.
23:13Then give it.
23:19Consider it.
23:21Last time,
23:23you said her name.
23:25Next time,
23:27if you take her name,
23:29your name won't be left, Munna.
23:35Zarnab is mine, Rehmati.
23:43What happened?
23:47I was shot.
23:55Yes.
24:13Are you getting bored?
24:17No.
24:19No.
24:23Yesterday, I went for dinner with Mifrah.
24:25You didn't ask me.
24:27What should I ask?
24:29You felt bad,
24:31so I thought...
24:33You thought wrong.
24:35It's my right to feel bad.
24:37And to make your Mohsin
24:39thank you for the dinner,
24:41is your good gesture?
24:43Yes.
24:47Okay, but I thought
24:49you'd call me again and again
24:51to ask where I am,
24:53what I'm doing,
24:55when I'm free.
24:59Haris, you know,
25:01dad was explaining to someone
25:03once.
25:05He said,
25:07what men say,
25:09that his wife is a cow.
25:13That's what men say.
25:17The wife who loves you,
25:19is not a cow.
25:23And the wife who doesn't love you,
25:25is a cow.
25:29She has no head.
25:33Where are you going?
25:35Who am I meeting?
25:39So you're saying,
25:41I'm a cow.
25:49I'm telling you,
25:51don't make me a cow.
25:53Okay.
26:01And why are you laughing?
26:07I'm threatening you, right?
26:09No.
26:11Don't meet him now.
26:13I mean,
26:15don't go to dinner with him.
26:19Seriously?
26:23Okay.
26:25And what if I go?
26:29The parathas I taught you to make,
26:31someone else will eat them.
26:33I'll put a spoon in his mouth
26:35and say,
26:37that my first engagement,
26:39was with the assistant commissioner.
26:43Wow.
26:45Message received loud and clear.
27:07A few days later.
27:37A few days later.
27:41Won't you come inside?
27:43No, not today.
27:45It's 11, uncle must be sleeping.
27:47I'll come tomorrow.
28:03Okay, bye.
28:07Hello.
28:17Hello.
28:19Why weren't you answering your phone?
28:21I told you, I'm with Zainab.
28:23I can't talk.
28:25Why?
28:27Because she doesn't like it.
28:29Oh.
28:31Okay, bye.
28:33Wait.
28:35Hello, dad.
28:37Hello.
28:39I've had my dinner,
28:41and my medicine.
28:43Good night.
28:45Good night.
28:47Good night.
28:49Good night.
29:03I had dinner with Mithra yesterday.
29:05You didn't ask me.
29:17Good night.
29:35Who's calling?
29:37Mithra.
29:39Who's Mithra?
29:41The girl in the classroom.
29:43The commissioner's niece?
29:47Pick up the phone.
29:49No.
29:51Why?
29:53She's talking about dinner.
29:57Isn't she the one who transferred you?
30:07Have dinner.
30:09The way you've been favoured,
30:11you'll have to return it.
30:13I'm on it.
30:15Pick up the phone.
30:17Ask what the problem is.
30:19I'll ask.
30:21Let it go.
30:23If someone calls me like this,
30:25how will you feel?
30:29I can't talk to you.
30:31Let it go.
30:33If someone calls me like this,
30:35I'll talk to you.
30:45Missed call.
31:01I'll slowly make her understand
31:03that Mithra is just a friend.
31:07I'll write to her.
31:09She won't listen.
31:11Tell her the truth.
31:13If you were in her place,
31:15you'd have said the same.
31:17To be in her place,
31:19she'll have to vacate her place.
31:21Come on, Mithra.
31:23I'm getting married in a month and 20 days.
31:25A month and 20 days
31:27is equal to 50 days.
31:29And in 50 days, everything changes.
31:31Can we talk about something else?
31:33Romantic?
31:35Mithra.
31:37Will you talk to her about everything?
31:40Tell me something.
31:42What would you have done
31:44if I hadn't picked up your call?
31:46Would I have kept calling you?
31:48Why?
31:50Because...
31:52What kind of question is that?
31:54Why are you asking me?
31:56Tell me.
31:57You can't live without me.
31:59Mithra, please.
32:01Then tell me that you can live without me.
32:10Do you have an answer?
32:14No, I don't.
32:16Then call me when you have one.
32:39Call me when you have one.
32:59Where's the glass?
33:01It's for dinner.
33:10I love you.
33:12I love you.
33:14I love you.
33:16I love you.
33:18I love you.
33:20I love you.
33:22I love you.
33:24I love you.
33:26I love you.
33:28I love you.
33:30I love you.
33:32I love you.
33:34I love you.
33:36I love you.
33:39Hello.
33:41Yes, I was getting a call from you.
33:43Yes.
33:48What's that girl's name?
33:52Whose?
33:55The one you were getting calls from.
33:58Ifrah.
34:00Yes.
34:03Send me her picture.
34:05What?
34:07Send her picture.
34:09Why?
34:11What's going on?
34:13I don't want to ask you what's going on.
34:17So send me her picture.
34:19Listen, don't trust me.
34:24All wives have an answer to this question.
34:28She says she trusts you, darling.
34:30Not your Mithra.
34:32So send me her picture.
34:34Let me see.
34:36Will you die at my hands?
34:38Or will you kill me?
34:40Good night.
35:06Brother.
35:08Hmm.
35:10You are very solid.
35:12Honest.
35:14Whenever you talk about your father,
35:16you look like a leader.
35:18Thank you.
35:20But outside this profession,
35:22you don't have a life.
35:26Yes, that's true.
35:28I don't have a life.
35:30I don't have a job.
35:32I don't have a family.
35:34Yes, that's true.
35:38But she doesn't believe in this life.
35:40What did she believe in earlier?
35:42She has scolded you twice.
35:44You slapped her once.
35:46This is your relationship.
35:50Are you discouraging me?
35:52No, I am trying to make you understand.
35:54A girl who is not from anywhere,
35:56you messed with your mercy.
36:00You know who mercy is, right?
36:02If you like a car, you say sell it.
36:06And if you don't sell the next one,
36:08you still buy it.
36:10So?
36:14Break your heart with your own hands.
36:16Join it with another girl.
36:22What do you mean by another girl?
36:24This city has a population of 250 million.
36:26There will be thousands of girls
36:28who are more beautiful and ill-mannered than you.
36:32Do you understand?
36:36I wanted to slap you.
36:40I thought you were right in logic.
36:42Isn't it?
36:44But
36:48these days I am thinking with logic.
36:52And I have understood that if there is love,
36:54then logic is not valid.
36:56Don't think that in Zarnab's case,
36:58mercy is in front.
37:00Look at this.
37:04Iqbal Munna is standing in front of mercy.
37:06Iqbal Munna.
37:26Iqbal Munna.