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00:00FaceTime Connor. Who would you like to FaceTime with? Connor. Sorry, I don't see
00:09Connor in your contacts. Right, FaceTime. Who would you like to FaceTime with? Connor. I'm not sure I understand.
00:19In a perfect world. In a perfect world.
00:26This always annoys me. A crocodile. Oh no, I can't watch this. Oh my god, no. Swing your legs. He's a douche, I don't like him already.
00:42Oh no. That's a fail magnet right there. I love this show. That was incredible. Yes! Let's see what it is, boys.
00:58This week on Goggle Sprugs, it's tea time in the jungle. Tarantulas are best served
01:07toasted like marshmallows. How hungry would you have to be to eat a tarantula? Like a million times hungry.
01:14There's boys and their toys on the BBC. Ten million pounds, that's what this car is worth.
01:24Ten million pounds? You'd have to be a millionaire to have that car. And the fangs are out in twilight.
01:32I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life. What the hell, this is literally the worst film in the history of Earth. Oh my gosh, be quiet, it's the best film ever.
01:49In Shropshire. Did you know there's a job and it pays 50 grand for testing out beds.
01:55Eleven-year-old rugby fan Sam, his little brother James and friend Toby.
02:01And there's a job where you get to test water slides. How cool would that be? No, actually no it wouldn't.
02:09Because what if a track piece came off? Oh my God, I'm so quitting this job.
02:15In Birmingham. Do you think Britain should stay in the EU? Edie and schoolmate Tiana.
02:23You tried to change my mind before because you said we wouldn't get spaghetti. Well it is true.
02:28Britain should stay because otherwise we wouldn't be in the Eurovision Song Contest.
02:35Point against that. Eurovision is stupid.
02:40There's been loads of great telly this year. Channel 4 brought us Dating With A Difference.
02:46Looking for love can be a tricky task. A unique bunch of singletons.
02:52There is a bear somewhere in this room.
02:56Are on the search for romance.
02:58I think you're fantastic.
03:00But will love blossom in the end?
03:03It's the datables but they've just taken away the un.
03:06It was undatables but at the end there'll be datables.
03:09No, it's the undatables but at the end of the show there'll be datables.
03:13When it comes to romance, things are not always as they seem.
03:19In South Wales, rugby player Tom is not short of female admirers.
03:25Talk about datables.
03:28When girls see me in the gym they think I'm a strong, macho guy.
03:34I'm not a fan of his tattoos though.
03:37I don't want a man with tattoos and ear piercings.
03:41I know.
03:42On his nose, on his belly button.
03:44I don't want a man with tattoos and ear piercings.
03:47I don't want a man with tattoos and ear piercings.
03:50I don't want a man with tattoos and ear piercings.
03:53On his nose, belly button.
03:56But what's wrong with him?
03:58He has Tourette's, which for him means he has physical tics.
04:02Yeah, he has a twitch.
04:04He's got Tourette's, not the twitch.
04:07I don't know.
04:08How did he get a tattoo done with his Tourette's then?
04:11If I don't know someone, when I'm meeting them for the first time
04:14or I've only met them a couple of times,
04:16I try and hold my tics in and suppress them.
04:19I find that's quite hard when I'm on a date.
04:23Tom also has Asperger's,
04:25which makes it difficult for him to make eye contact and open up.
04:29Asperger's.
04:31What's that?
04:32It makes it difficult for him to make eye contact if you're listening.
04:36So he can't look at someone straight in the eye
04:38for long periods of time without twitching.
04:41Oh.
04:42They're calling him undateable and he's only got a tic.
04:46He's only got Tourette's.
04:48And anyone who doesn't like him for that, they're just shallow.
04:52Tom's date is 22-year-old fashion graduate Megan from Cardiff.
04:58Like Tom, she's only had one long-term relationship.
05:02I think I have a usual type, which is muscly kind of guy.
05:07She looks attractive.
05:10It's not all about the looks, Darcy.
05:13No, I know, but she's very good at make-up.
05:16I know.
05:18Tom and Megan are meeting at a local pub.
05:21MUSIC PLAYS
05:25Do you think it'll go well?
05:27Well, he took her to a local pub.
05:30That ain't a good start.
05:33Hello. Are you all right? Yeah, how are you?
05:35Not too bad, you? Yeah, not too bad.
05:37Nice to meet you. I'm Megan. How are you doing?
05:39Tom, I am. All right? Yeah, good, thank you.
05:42You'll be fine, Tom. I'm telling you, you will be fine.
05:46First dates are always really awkward, aren't they?
05:48Yeah. I hate first dates.
05:50I don't like them. Why does she hate first dates?
05:53I mean, I do. I don't like first dates,
05:55cos it's awkward, isn't it?
05:59I don't know whether you want to talk about it,
06:01but tell me a bit more about...
06:03What? Yeah.
06:05No, it's like...
06:07It was quite, um...
06:09I don't... It was quite unique, like...
06:11I haven't noticed, like... I can't really notice it at all.
06:14No, no, I probably... I'm holding him in, probably, no.
06:16I think he's doing really well.
06:18Yeah, he's trying to, you know, hold...
06:20Stop twinking and...
06:22Yeah.
06:24He keeps covering his face, though, like...
06:26Yeah.
06:28Can you notice it, like, his asparagus thing?
06:30Mm-mm.
06:32Is it asparagus?
06:34Asparagus.
06:36Asparagus is a vegetable.
06:40I'm sure it's something like that.
06:42Um, do you fancy him?
06:44Yeah, I do fancy him. Yeah, he is really nice.
06:48Yeah, she's super nice.
06:50What can I say?
06:52Aw, he really likes her.
06:54Yeah, are you going to ask her on another date?
06:59I'd better take your number.
07:01Ooh-la-la.
07:06I think they fancy each other, yeah.
07:08Really good.
07:10I'll see you soon. Bye.
07:12Bye.
07:14Bye.
07:16Shall I tell you their first date?
07:18So?
07:20I wouldn't want to fall in love
07:22because all those germs
07:24of kisses.
07:29In Kent...
07:31Shall we go get something from the kitchen?
07:33..Will, Max, Spencer,
07:35Harry and Daniel.
07:38They're going to get cold.
07:40I know.
07:42What are they going to steal?
07:46THEY LAUGH
07:48Wait, wait, wait.
07:50Go on, sit down.
07:52What are you doing?
07:54Daniel, sit down.
07:56Sit down.
07:58This year,
08:00an American reality TV star
08:02is running for president.
08:04Donald Trump! Donald Trump!
08:06Whoa!
08:08Is that Donald Trump?
08:10Oh, my God!
08:12The hostile takeover of Donald Trump!
08:14He hit that...
08:16Poor man.
08:18Meet billionaire businessman Donald Trump.
08:20He's always provided Americans with entertainment,
08:22whether in this surprise appearance
08:24on the Wrestling Channel
08:26or a bizarre cameo in this music video.
08:28You used to call me on the cell phone.
08:30HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
08:32THEY LAUGH
08:34He wants to be
08:36president of America.
08:38Why is he doing that?
08:40But last year,
08:42he asked Americans
08:44to take him seriously.
08:46I am officially running
08:48for president
08:50of the United States.
08:52Do you think he's a good person
08:54to be running for president?
08:56No. No way.
08:58He's not a good role model.
09:00No.
09:02He's quite irresponsible,
09:04going and beating people up on WrestleMania.
09:06We are going to make America great again.
09:08I love you. Thank you.
09:11Isn't that just basically saying
09:13Donald Trump is mad?
09:15Donald Trump was born
09:17in the New York borough of Queens
09:1969 years ago.
09:21He's 69 and he's trying to be president.
09:23That's crazy.
09:25He'll have to retire soon.
09:27In the white streets a few blocks away,
09:29the young Donald,
09:31seen here posing proudly with his siblings,
09:33was raised to be competitive.
09:35His father drummed a mantra into his head.
09:37A what into his head?
09:39A mantra.
09:41What's a mantra?
09:43I'm not sure.
09:45So he drilled something into his head?
09:47Mm-hm.
09:49That's creepy. He's not a very good father.
09:51No, it doesn't actually mean he drilled something into his head.
09:53It's like he keeps saying it so he remembers it.
09:55Not literally. Don't worry, Jacob.
09:59Donald was a kid
10:01who got into so much trouble at school,
10:03literally injuring teachers,
10:05injuring other students.
10:07He injured other students
10:09and he got told off all the time in school?
10:11Teachers?
10:13I think he's got a black heart.
10:17I think he just had a terrible upbringing
10:19and that's what forced all of this sort of
10:21nonsense into his head.
10:23Yeah.
10:25During his campaign, Trump was joined
10:27on stage by a famous fan.
10:29Thank you so much, it's so great to be in Iowa.
10:31We're here just thawing out.
10:33I think that's...
10:35That's Hillary Clinton.
10:37No, it's not.
10:39Are you sure? Yeah.
10:41Mr Trump, you're right. Look back there in the press box.
10:43Heads are spinning.
10:45I'm sure that's Hillary Clinton.
10:47It's not Hillary Clinton.
10:49It's not.
10:51Looking around at all of you, you hard-working
10:53Iowa families, you farmers...
10:55Her name's Amos Lower.
10:57Amos Lower?
10:59Can you see what it says?
11:01You rock and rollers
11:03Or it could be Lower Amos.
11:05Because sometimes
11:07they do it the other way around.
11:09But now what they're doing is wailing
11:11well, Trump and his
11:13trumpeters,
11:15well, they're not conservative enough.
11:17Right-winging,
11:19bitter-clinging, proud-clingers
11:21of our guns, our God and our religions.
11:23You ready for a commander-in-chief
11:25who will let our warriors do their job
11:27and go kick ISIS's ass?
11:29I'm not.
11:31I'm not ready.
11:33America has gone from hope
11:35and change to fear and loathing.
11:37Would you ever want to be
11:39president of any country?
11:41No.
11:43That is too much hassle.
11:45I don't want anybody
11:47to be a president.
11:49We only have the Queen
11:51and she makes the best decisions imaginable.
11:53Exactly.
11:55I want you to be the president.
11:57I think I might make a good one.
11:59In East London,
12:01eight-year-olds Shoaib and Janai
12:03have been friends since nursery.
12:05What did the fish
12:07say to the fishermen?
12:09Should we meet online
12:11or should you line me up?
12:19Yeesh, what makes you laugh?
12:23In Essex,
12:25keen swimmers Stephanie and Christina
12:27are our best friends.
12:29Did you know you could save a person
12:31who's already been drowned
12:33by running with their legs
12:35over their shoulders?
12:37Why?
12:39How about if they drown like
12:41from a long time ago?
12:43Yeah, that still works.
12:45On ITV,
12:47an action-packed game show
12:49sees ordinary people
12:51attempt heroic feats.
12:53Last time on Ninja Warrior UK,
12:56they came
12:58to challenge the toughest obstacle course
13:00on TV.
13:02Yeah!
13:04Ninja Warrior UK!
13:06Pinch me!
13:08Ow! Not literally!
13:10For so many,
13:12their ninja dreams were dashed.
13:16But for a select few,
13:18their dedication paid off.
13:20This should be like Total Wipeout though,
13:22innit? Yeah, it's like Total Wipeout.
13:24It's indoors and it's for ninjas, yeah.
13:26And warriors. And warriors.
13:28And it's for the UK.
13:30First, we met a lady
13:32in some snazzy pink gym gear.
13:34Who's this?
13:36It's Patricia Mbatha.
13:38That's a fear magnet right there.
13:40Shh!
13:42Do you know, I can't get my hair wet.
13:44That is a definite no.
13:46Some girls are like,
13:48I hate getting my hair wet.
13:50Ew, it's water.
13:52I hate girly girls.
13:54I hate girly girls.
13:56She comes to.
13:58She's going down!
14:00Jump!
14:02Swing her legs.
14:04Swing her legs and then she gets more grip.
14:06Swing your legs!
14:08You see, she's after a bargain
14:10on Mbatha. She doesn't want to let go.
14:12Patricia looks Mbatha the bruised.
14:14Just jump!
14:16Jump!
14:18Jump!
14:20Time to let go, Patricia!
14:22Now she's screwed.
14:24Let's go!
14:26Just let go for God's sake.
14:32I bet I could do
14:34better than you.
14:36Good try, sister.
14:38Good try.
14:40You like girls too much. If that was a boy, you would say
14:42oh, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
14:44No, I don't.
14:46The tribe, they're bad.
14:48Jonathan Hardwick-Hill is a 28-year-old
14:50professional wrestler from St Albans
14:52and Hertfordshire.
14:54He looks strong.
14:56He is amazing.
14:58He's a douche. I don't like him already.
15:00I'm a duke and I'm
15:02a gentleman and I'm better than every
15:04peasant out there sitting on
15:06their lazy bums. I do not have a weakness.
15:08I don't have a weakness.
15:10Yes, you do.
15:12What about your private area?
15:14Right
15:16there. Right there, man.
15:22Oh, he's already got the body.
15:28That's a good one.
15:32Yes!
15:36I think he's going to pass.
15:38There you go, he grabs the knobs.
15:40He's at home with a couple of knobs, Ben.
15:42Boo!
15:44It's going to be dodgy for him with them knees.
15:46Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:50What's your weakness
15:52now?
15:54Oh!
15:56One contestant, Dr James,
15:58made it all the way to the final
16:00challenge, scaling a
16:02really high wall.
16:04Huge
16:06Roll from the crowd for James
16:08what a recovery
16:10Beat the wall
16:12Beat the wall
16:14Beat the wall
16:161, 2, 3, 4
16:18Oh!
16:20I don't know if you're a dentist or not.
16:22You're wearing a dentist's clothes.
16:24Oh, the traps this time.
16:261, 2, 3, 4
16:28Yes!
16:30Oh my!
16:32Come on now, James.
16:34He's nearly taken it!
16:36Yes!
16:38Yes!
16:40Yes!
16:42Amazing!
16:48James coming through
16:50Oh, what a finish!
16:52You are a true
16:54ninja!
16:56Ninja!
16:58Ninja!
17:00Ow!
17:03How could that hurt you?
17:05It actually did.
17:07In Hertfordshire
17:09Have you ever said I love you to someone?
17:11Yes.
17:13Best friends, Valencia and Taya
17:15Have you said it to your boyfriend?
17:17I don't have a boyfriend.
17:19You keep saying that, I don't.
17:21I don't!
17:23I'm onto you, Valencia.
17:25Don't like that boy who's onto you,
17:27he keeps texting you.
17:29Last week
17:31E4 treated us to a
17:33teen blockbuster
17:35the thrilling tale of
17:37Girl Meets Bloodthirsty Boy
17:41Twilight!
17:43What's Twilight?
17:45Oh my gosh, it's the best film ever!
17:47Isn't this the thing about the vampires?
17:49Oh no!
17:51In the state of Washington
17:53under near constant cover of clouds and rain
17:55there's a small town named Forks
17:57Population
17:593,120 people
18:03This is where I'm moving
18:07She looks like a vampire already
18:09Yeah and she doesn't turn into a vampire
18:11until the last minute
18:13I'm reading the books
18:17On the first day at her new school
18:19Bella gets a glimpse of the brooding
18:21school hunk
18:23Who's he?
18:27That's Edward Cohen
18:29He's totally gorgeous
18:31obviously
18:33but apparently nobody here is good enough for him
18:35Oh he looks like
18:37the Joker
18:39Oh yeah, he does a bit
18:41You have to admit
18:43he does look a bit like the Joker
18:49Staring
18:51This is a movie made entirely of stares
18:53This is a movie made entirely of stares
19:07Oh my god!
19:13How is he that strong?
19:15And that fast?
19:17What the?
19:19He's a vampire
19:23I'd be so creeped out
19:25if I was her
19:27If I found someone
19:29at our school who was a vampire
19:31I'd leave
19:33You'd just like run out
19:35Bye bye
19:37Suspicious of Edward's
19:39superpowers, Bella does some
19:41digging
19:47What is the cold one?
19:49It's a name for vampires
19:51Do you think that Edward
19:53might be the cold one?
19:59Speed
20:05Strength
20:09If I was Bella
20:11I wouldn't even look it up
20:13I'd be like
20:15he's just having a cold day
20:17and he's super strong
20:19and I'd leave it
20:21because then I'd just end up pooing myself
20:31That's crazy man
20:33It's romantic
20:35It's not romantic
20:37He's literally killing her
20:39In the movie it's romantic
20:43You're impossibly fast
20:45and strong
20:47Bella finally confronts
20:49her chilly admirer
20:51How old are you?
20:5317
20:57How long have you been 17?
21:03A while
21:05He's looking at her
21:07like she's a lamb
21:11Like she's a lamb
21:13Say it
21:17Out loud
21:23Vampire
21:25She said it
21:27I've never wanted
21:29a human's blood
21:31so much in my life
21:33Is that a compliment?
21:35No
21:37I don't know if he
21:39wants to love her or he wants to eat her
21:41I'm here, I trust you
21:47My family
21:49we're different from others of our kind
21:51We only hunt animals
21:53We learn to control our thirst
21:55But it's you
21:57your scent
22:01It's like a drug to me
22:03Your scent's like
22:05a drug to me
22:09I'm not afraid of you
22:11Well you should be
22:13I don't know how long I've waited for you
22:15She should write her will right now
22:21So the lion fell in love with the lamb
22:31How can you be in love with a godless vampire
22:33and won't kill you any second
22:35This is
22:37the worst film
22:40He makes up for it
22:44In Blackpool, 11 year old
22:46Emma and her little sister Brooke
22:48When Brooke wakes up
22:50she is going to be a singer
22:52and Emma is going to be
22:54a belly dancer
22:56What's a belly dancer?
22:58A belly dancer does all the
23:00Ready?
23:02Da da da da da
23:04Da da da da
23:06Da da da
23:08In Leicester
23:106 year old Geet
23:12and her 4 year old brother Hanson
23:14He wants to be a racing driver
23:16And it was so yummy
23:18I go
23:20And I wouldn't look at the TV
23:22all the time
23:24I kept eating
23:26Oh
23:30An eye opening series
23:32on the BBC
23:34showed us people living in extreme
23:36places
23:52Jungles
23:54Geez, dude, this looks sick
23:56Orlando
23:58is from the Perua tribe
24:00of Venezuela
24:02He is like any other kid
24:04Only life in the jungle
24:06has already forced him to fend for himself
24:15They have to go hunting
24:17With the clothes they are wearing
24:19they don't look like hunters
24:21They look like normal children
24:23Normal children kill the animals
24:27I don't think they are wearing suitable clothing
24:29Do you Jacob?
24:31No
24:33As only 2% of sunlight
24:35reaches the forest floor
24:37surprisingly few plants grow
24:39and this means few animals
24:45There is less protein here
24:47than in the desert
24:49It's a caterpillar
24:51And much
24:53that is here is poisonous
25:01Distinguishing
25:03dinner from danger
25:05is an essential life skill
25:07Do you know those children?
25:09They look about my age
25:11But one of them looks about your age though
25:13He looks about 6 or 7
25:15I don't know what that is
25:21Please don't tell me
25:23they are going to eat a snake
25:25or a spider
25:27I don't want to watch this
25:35Not the music
25:45The Goliath Tarantula
25:51The size of a dinner plate
25:53The largest spider in the world
26:01That's not funny
26:03It must be about this big
26:05Imagine that crawling
26:07on you as you sleep
26:09Ready to pounce
26:11It's hard
26:13to imagine
26:15a less appetizing meal
26:17They eat an actual tarantula
26:19That's gross
26:21It must be so hairy
26:23I'd get a hairball
26:25But they have to be careful
26:27of both the huge fangs
26:29and the hairs they kick
26:31towards any attacker
26:35When they bite you
26:37you have a chance of dying
26:40Like snakes
26:42Some snakes have venom in their bite
26:46Orlando has come off worse
26:50I'm just getting itchy thinking about it
26:54I'm itchy
26:56I'm actually itchy
26:58I'm itchy so much
27:02Spider snared
27:04It was dinner time
27:06Tarantulas are best
27:08served toasted like marshmallows
27:12No, no, no
27:14I've not eaten that
27:16Who eats spiders?
27:18You're going to get webs in your mouth
27:20We think they're eating broccoli
27:22with rice as usual
27:24and then they just have roasted tarantulas
27:26And when they start squeaking
27:28which is just air escaping
27:30from the joints
27:32they're almost done
27:34Tarantulas
27:36taste a bit like crab
27:38and with a little seasoning
27:40they go down a treat
27:52I want to know what spiders taste like
27:54They catch one
27:58From where?
28:00It's like
28:02exactly the same life as us
28:04except they eat outside
28:06they eat on leaves
28:08and they eat tarantulas
28:10and then roast it on the fire
28:12I think I could surf
28:14out of the jungle
28:16Would you fight a lion or a tiger?
28:18Yeah
28:20Are you fast?
28:22Have you met me?
28:24In London
28:26What do you buy your queen
28:28Dottie and her best pal Macy
28:30You could buy her vouchers
28:32She pretty much has everything
28:34except for vouchers
28:36What do you buy the person who has everything in the world?
28:38Vouchers
28:40This month saw the return
28:42of a BBC favourite
28:52No
28:54That's the only thing
28:56Tonight
28:58I get even more shouty
29:00Naughty
29:02No
29:04Not that
29:08How can you like
29:10Top Gear
29:12It's all about cars and boys
29:14I need to apologise
29:16for the lack of consciousness
29:18of my colleague Chris Evans
29:20He had to be heavily sedated
29:22following the making of tonight's first film
29:24Top Gear presenters
29:26Who's Jeremy Clarkson
29:28There's three of them
29:30He punched
29:32one of the BBC producers
29:34He's got sacked
29:36What's sacked?
29:38Like you're fired, you're not allowed to come back on the job
29:40So they work in the bins?
29:42No
29:44The McLaren F1
29:46landed
29:48somewhere from outer space
29:50in 1992
29:52Wow
29:54That's like a back to the future car
29:56Yeah it is
29:58Would you like to drive that?
30:00Yes
30:02A study in extreme performance
30:04with groundbreaking carbon fibre construction
30:06enhanced by magnesium
30:08and 24 carat gold
30:10So 24 carats of gold
30:12That isn't a lot
30:14you know
30:16Wow
30:18It's so powerful
30:20It's so naughty
30:22It's so naughty
30:24That's a pretty amazing car
30:26Don't get involved with it, it's a car
30:28It's a thing that goes fast
30:30It's so loud
30:34Just hearing that go past your house
30:46I'm perfectly fine
30:49Fiona, very friendly
30:53I do wish she wouldn't shout
30:59Oh my god
31:01Oh my god
31:03I would be sick if I'm on that
31:05Cool
31:07I'm actually starting to get interested in cars
31:09Exactly, it's really disturbing me
31:11I know
31:13I'm traumatised by the fact that I'm getting interested
31:15Later in the programme
31:17Chris and some friends had a simple challenge
31:19to go for a drive
31:21without spilling their drinks
31:23Up ahead you'll find a dirt track
31:25You must complete the climb within a minimum time
31:27of three minutes
31:29Carrying two of South Africa's famous
31:31sundown and cocktail
31:33Cocktails
31:39Oh nice
31:41Don't drink it Chris
31:43We had spotted
31:45Detective Plastic 2
31:47Which gave Charlene an idea
31:53Don't let them see that
31:55Would that be classed as cheating?
31:57No
31:59There's no rules
32:01Oh s***
32:03My balls
32:05My balls are wet
32:07His bum is wet
32:09Thingy
32:11Oh my god
32:15Easy tiny
32:19And it's fair to say
32:21We weren't going to break any land speed records
32:23You'd be better at strapping it to the roof
32:25You would
32:27Good, good so far
32:29Oh this is the hard part
32:31Oh
32:33This goes a lot
32:35Awesome man
32:37Oh
32:39He's spilling it everywhere isn't he
32:41Yeah, everywhere
32:43They're going to be all sticky
32:45Yeah
32:47And with all of us across the line in time
32:49As we pulled up for the judging
32:51The pressure was overwhelming
32:53Oh no
32:55But hey
32:57We thought
32:59Whatever happens
33:01At least we'd all given it a fair go
33:03You are cheating
33:07Cheat, cheat, cheat
33:09Clearly my colleagues were lying
33:11And as they argued the results
33:13Amongst themselves
33:15We realised that Eddie's cheating
33:17Had actually paid off
33:19It's not a contest, we won
33:21Cheating doesn't get you anywhere
33:23Cheating always prevails
33:25Who do you reckon will be the better driver
33:27Out of us two Jacob, me or you
33:29Probably me because I'm a lot more cautious
33:31Than you
33:33In West Yorkshire
33:3511 year old Jacob and 10 year old Connor
33:37Who recently passed
33:39A Grade 3 singing exam
33:41Hot damn
33:43And I'm bad about that, I'm gonna break it down
33:45Girls hit your hallelujah
33:47Girls hit your hallelujah
33:49Girls hit your hallelujah
33:51It's uptown funk, don't give it to ya
33:53Uptown funk, don't give it to ya
33:55Saturday night and we in the spot
33:57Don't believe me just watch, come on
34:01In Neath
34:03They look delicious
34:0510 year old Ashton
34:07Mr Darcy and their cousin Carrie
34:09Bottoms up
34:11Chin chin
34:13Too late for that Carrie
34:15Nearly finished
34:17A powerful
34:19Documentary on BBC 1
34:21Followed migrants
34:23On their journey through Europe
34:25In the past year we've seen a massive
34:27Humanitarian crisis unfold
34:29On our continent
34:31Scenes of
34:33Chaos and desperation
34:35Risking their lives to get here
34:37More than a million people
34:39Have arrived on Europe's shores
34:41Seeking safety and security
34:43Or just hopes of a better life
34:45Why are they actually coming over here
34:47Is because it's safe
34:49It's safer here than it is where they are
34:51Loads of like children, adults
34:53Even babies
34:55Die
34:59The Greek island of Lesbos
35:01Is where many refugees arrive
35:04In Europe
35:06The first boat arrives
35:08And we go to help in whatever way we can
35:16Wow, look how many people there are
35:18On just the one boat
35:28I would definitely go in the middle
35:30Why?
35:32I don't want to be on the side
35:34Because maybe they'll fall in
35:36You'd bring a lot of food, wouldn't you?
35:38You would, yes
35:40And parents would bring all their money
35:42That they had
35:44That they had, or have
35:46Would you ditch things like
35:48Your iPad?
35:50Yes
35:52They should bring loads of blankets and coats
35:54Yeah but they don't have that in Syria
35:56I've overtaken Chris
35:58To travel 1500 miles
36:00The easy way
36:02By plane
36:04I'm heading for one of the key destinations
36:06For many migrants
36:08The infamous Calais jungle
36:10The Calais jungle?
36:12He said Calais jungle
36:14They don't have a jungle in France
36:16I didn't think they did
36:18But he said Calais jungle
36:26Oh my god
36:28This is appalling
36:32Oh
36:34Oh my god
36:36That's the Calais jungle
36:40You cannot imagine
36:42That we're in northern Europe
36:44No
36:46Oh my god
36:48It doesn't look like anyone
36:50Should live here at all
37:02There's estimated to be around
37:045000 people here
37:06And everyone wants to get to the UK
37:08Either because of family ties
37:10Or because they believe
37:12Britain is the best place in Europe
37:14To make a new life
37:16Why do you think they want to come to the UK?
37:18Because
37:20It is safe
37:22Is it though?
37:24Look at all the bombings
37:26It's safer than ISIS
37:28We actually have
37:30A good amount
37:32Of homes to spare
37:34We have quite a lot of supplies
37:36And also our Queen is
37:38Why is
37:40She is
37:42She is
37:44Our Queen is why is
37:46Maybe that's why they come
37:48Because we have a very smart Queen
37:54I thought I was coming to a refugee camp
37:56But this is a proper shanty town
37:58This is the high street
38:00There's restaurants, there's shops
38:02There's a hairdresser
38:04And then in the background
38:06You've got the western world
38:08All separated
38:10By
38:12A massive fence
38:14You can see this
38:16Horrible inequality
38:18Between the two bits of the world
38:20They must be feeling like
38:22What have I done?
38:24I've made the worst mistake ever
38:26They must be feeling like that
38:28They'll be emotionally really upset
38:30Because they're leaving their home country
38:32Where they used to live
38:34Play, be happy
38:36Now it's just been ruined
38:38By terrorist organisations
38:40It's probably been destroyed by some airstrike
38:42Yeah
38:44The main feeling I've had through the whole trip
38:46Is thank God this isn't me
38:48If this was my family in this situation
38:50I would not be able to cope
38:52I've never felt more lucky in my life
38:54But that's what I don't like though
38:56People saying thank goodness it's not me
38:58They don't do much to help them
39:02It's the same with bullying
39:04You see someone getting bullied
39:06And you're like thank God that's not me
39:09You don't do anything about it
39:14There isn't really a way to solve it
39:16Unless they stop the Syrian war
39:18Do you think when the war stops in Syria
39:20All the Syrians will go back?
39:22I don't think they will
39:24We're children, no one listens to us
39:26We can do a difference
39:28Everyone can
39:30We can't make a difference
39:32If we don't try
39:34We're two ten year olds and a nine year old
39:36How are we going to do anything?
39:39Blow
39:41Really good blow
39:43In South Wales
39:45William and his little sister Molly
39:49One of the true privileges of being a mother
39:51There you go
39:57Stop
39:59Oh yeah
40:03That is so gross
40:05A musical rom-com
40:07Transported us to an island
40:09For a good old sing song
40:11I have a dream
40:15A song to remember
40:19Sam Carmichael
40:21Bill Anderson
40:26Harry Bright
40:32Mother Mia
40:34Yes
40:46The film is about a bride-to-be
40:48Desperate to find out
40:50Who her real dad is
40:52I'm so glad you're here because
40:54I have a secret
40:56And I can't tell anybody else
40:58Sophie
41:00You're knocked up
41:02That means pregnant
41:04I know
41:06Knocked up
41:08Or did she say locked up
41:10Because that could be representing a baby
41:12Inside being locked up
41:14Because it can't come out
41:16I've invited my dad to my wedding
41:18You are joking
41:20You phoned him
41:22Not exactly
41:24My mom always said
41:26When I asked about my father
41:28It was summer romance
41:30It was a long time before she realised
41:32That she was expecting me
41:34And I'd always kind of accepted
41:36That that's all I'd ever know
41:38While I was ransacking some old trunks
41:40And I found this
41:42She was rummaging through swimming trunks
41:44She said she was ransacking trunks
41:46It's the diary
41:48She kept the year she was pregnant with me
41:50Sophie
41:52July
41:5417
41:56What a night
41:58Sam rode me over
42:00To the little island
42:02We danced on the beach
42:04And we kissed on the beach
42:06And dot dot dot
42:08What?
42:10Wait you know what that means
42:12Sadly I do
42:14Wait what do you think it means
42:16What do you think it means
42:18I think it means
42:20Dot dot dot
42:22What does it mean by dot dot dot
42:24Dot dot dot means
42:26Dot dot dot
42:28August 4th
42:30What a night
42:32Bill
42:34Rented a motorboat
42:36And I took him over to the little island
42:38Sophie wait
42:40I'm still obsessed
42:42With Sam
42:44Bill's so wild
42:46He's such a funny guy
42:48One thing led to another
42:50And dot dot dot
42:52Oh my
42:54If we get another dot dot
42:56It's going to be hard
42:58August 11th
43:00Harry turned up out of the blue
43:02So I said I'd show him the island
43:04He's so sweet and understanding
43:06I couldn't help it
43:08And dot dot dot
43:10Oh my gosh
43:12How many times did they dot dot dot
43:14Surely it's not healthy
43:16For you to dot dot dot that many times
43:18So who is your dad
43:20Sam, Bill or Harry
43:22But which one did you invade
43:26Oh my
43:28God
43:30The letters at the beginning
43:32Are the names of all her step fathers
43:34And she's sending the message to them
43:36For the wedding
43:42In one scene
43:44Sophie's mum gets a bit of a shock
43:46When she finds her three exes
43:48Kipping in the attic
43:52Bill
43:58There we go
44:00I was cheated by you
44:02And I think you know when
44:04Dot dot dot dot dot dot
44:06Dot dot dot dot dot dot
44:08So I made up my mind
44:10It must come to an end
44:12I love this song
44:14Look at me now
44:16Will I ever learn
44:18I don't know how
44:21I'm gonna lose control
44:23I can't make out
44:25Is she Britney Spears
44:27Is she
44:29Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
44:31That definitely doesn't look like Britney Spears
44:33It might be Madonna
44:35Mamma mia
44:37Here I go again
44:39My my
44:41How can I resist ya
44:43Mamma mia
44:45Down the road again
44:47My my
44:49How can I resist ya
44:51Yes I've been brokenhearted
44:53Till the day we parted
44:55Why why
44:57Did I ever let you go
44:59Mamma mia
45:01Imagine if she danced like that
45:03Every time she was about to go into her house
45:05Like at the door
45:07She'd be like
45:09Na na
45:13I should not have let you go
45:15You always knew how to make an entrance
45:17I've no idea who wrote that music
45:19But whoever they are
45:21I take my dog off to you
45:33Later in the film
45:35Sophie's mum decides the wedding is the best moment
45:37To come clean
45:39And welcome to
45:41To
45:43Sophie's dad
45:45I have to tell you
45:47He is here
45:49I know I invited him
45:51Awkward
45:53You couldn't
45:55I don't know which one it is
45:59Do they realise they're in the middle of a wedding
46:01Sorry can I just
46:03Might I just buzz in
46:05No no
46:07I just want to say it's great
46:09To have a third of Sophie
46:11Being a third of your dad
46:13Is great by me
46:15Me too
46:17I'll take a third
46:19Typical isn't it
46:21You wait 20 years for a dad and then 3 come along at once
46:23Wait did she find out which one's her dad in the end
46:25No
46:27Oh my gosh
46:29That's why they need to make a mamma mia too
46:31Mum
46:33Yeah
46:35Do you know who Abba are
46:37Of course I know who Abba are
46:39They're fabulous
46:41Do you want me to sing a song for you
46:43No
47:09Perfect world
47:11Perfect world