Gogglesprogs S02E06 (2017)
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00:00If I would have a pick-up line, it would be this.
00:03Do you have a map?
00:04Cos I seem to be lost in your eyes.
00:10In a perfect world
00:13In a perfect world
00:16Yes, I love this!
00:18Ooh-la-la!
00:20I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
00:22...world
00:25Don't open it!
00:27Why on earth would you do that?
00:30Are you saying that? Are you actually saying that?
00:33Ooh!
00:34Is Tony Blair the one who died on the toilet?
00:36No, that's Elvis.
00:37What?!
00:41This week on Gogglesprogs...
00:45Romance returns to Channel 4...
00:48It's the haggis.
00:49I'm excited.
00:51Why would you choose to eat that on a first date?
00:55ITV shows us Britain's most pampered poochers.
00:59To top things off, Debbie has even got the UK's second smallest horse
01:04to pull the bride's carriage.
01:06This is like my dream wedding.
01:08And it's happening to a dog.
01:12And it was strictly Swayze in a movie classic.
01:21It's so cheesy.
01:26In South Wales...
01:28Molly and William.
01:31Their dad travels away for work.
01:34Hello, Daddy.
01:36Hello, Daddy.
01:37Hello, Rose.
01:38We've agreed to Mummy just now.
01:40We're going to have a cow and what she lives in the house.
01:45And its name is going to be Plum.
01:49Don't talk to me!
01:52Don't you dare!
01:54We will!
01:57This summer, love's back on the menu on Channel 4.
02:06Yes, that's it!
02:08What do you reckon would be a good first date?
02:10Swimming.
02:11Swimming.
02:12Swimming.
02:13Swimming.
02:14Swimming.
02:15Swimming.
02:16Swimming.
02:17Swimming.
02:18Swimming.
02:19Swimming.
02:21And they can't put any make-up on.
02:23So then, like, you get to see their true beauty.
02:26And also...
02:27You get to see them in a bikini.
02:28And also, you get to see them in a bikini.
02:31In the show, we met Singleton David, who has cerebral palsy.
02:37When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be
02:40I'm going to be the man who wakes up next to you
02:43Oh!
02:45What the...?
02:48David is a karaoke king at the top of his game.
02:52I consider myself the hottest disabled man in London.
02:56Bar none.
02:58He isn't bad-looking, but he's a bad singer.
03:02How are you?
03:03Hello.
03:04Our favourite Frenchman has lined up a date with Scottish lass Jenny.
03:08Hi!
03:09Enjoy.
03:11Hi, I'm Jen, nice to meet you.
03:12Hiya, David, lovely to meet you.
03:13You too, you too.
03:14Ooh, she looks hot.
03:17So, what do you do for work?
03:19I work in IT.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21So, over in Moorgate.
03:23Shut up.
03:25I work in IT as well, and I work here in Moorgate.
03:28That is so strange.
03:30This is fate, this is destiny.
03:33This is love.
03:36Thank you very much.
03:38Cheers.
03:40Enjoy your date.
03:42Thank you very much.
03:44I'm really nervous.
03:45Yeah, of course.
03:46Of course you would be, yeah.
03:47Meeting the man of your dreams.
03:48That's it.
03:49That's it.
03:50Why is it so awkward when people date?
03:53I actually quite like them together.
03:55I think they suit each other, and even their names go...
03:58You know, I always think it's so important for names to go,
04:01like David and Jenny.
04:02Jenny and David.
04:03When I'm out and about, I do approach girls.
04:06It's part and parcel of a night out.
04:08You see them, and you say,
04:11It's part and parcel of a night out.
04:13You smile and offer them a drink.
04:15All of a sudden, their friends are going,
04:18Is he all right?
04:21It's my walking, you can see it.
04:24And then that girl, because of what their friends have said
04:27and what their friends are looking at when you're in the bar,
04:31she moves away.
04:33Don't matter what the friends say,
04:35because they're horrible if they say that to you.
04:39It doesn't matter how you are, any girl's lucky to have you.
04:43I would love to meet someone that looks beyond the cerebral palsy,
04:48that looks at me the way I am as a person.
04:52It must be hard for him,
04:54because they're constantly homing in on the cerebral palsy,
04:58and he doesn't really need that.
05:00The thing is with me, I love to sing.
05:02Please sing, please.
05:05Oh, no.
05:06No, why did you ask?
05:08Oh, no, he just mentioned singing.
05:10No!
05:11No, I can't.
05:12You've got to start again.
05:14When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be
05:17I'm going to be the man who wakes up next to you
05:20But I would walk 500 miles
05:24And I would walk 500 more
05:27To be the man who walked a thousand miles
05:31To fall down at your door
05:34Yeah!
05:37Well done!
05:42Everyone's clapping.
05:44If I heard that man singing,
05:46I would go up to him and say,
05:49Be quiet!
05:52I can't handle you just doing that.
05:54I actually love that, that was fantastic.
05:56Shall we just get married now?
06:01Do you want me to drop the chair?
06:03Yeah, yeah, of course.
06:04I'm getting this.
06:06No, I'm getting it 100%.
06:13After you.
06:14Thank you very much.
06:16Do you want to see each other again?
06:18Yeah, definitely.
06:20Can we?
06:21Yeah.
06:22No, I do too.
06:23Yeah, 100%.
06:24Yeah.
06:28Oh, my gosh.
06:30They're made for each other.
06:32They are made for each other.
06:35Please don't tell me it's time for them to kiss.
06:37Well, if they do, we just close our eyes
06:39and just do not look at the horror.
06:43We are going for a drink.
06:45How was your day?
06:46Amazing.
06:54Jack's allergic to love.
07:00In London, Dottie and Macy.
07:05Give me a clue.
07:06OK, it is...
07:08I believe it is an amphibian.
07:11What colour is it?
07:13It can either be black or white.
07:15A bat.
07:17What?
07:18No.
07:19A tadpole.
07:20And they've got a confusing name with an X in it.
07:24Axolotl.
07:25Yeah!
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh, click, click, click.
07:29On BBC Two, Chris Packham's been investigating
07:34the strange goings-on around the world.
07:44Nature's weirdest events.
07:50First, to Nagoya in Japan.
07:562016.
07:57A new superstar has grabbed public attention.
08:02Crowds started flocking to catch a glimpse
08:04of their favourite celebrity.
08:06His name is Shabani.
08:09It was a gorilla.
08:11A gorilla!
08:13Oh, no, he's got a head on top of another.
08:16Look.
08:17A Western lowland gorilla, to be precise.
08:20From the moment Shabani reached maturity,
08:23visitor numbers at the zoo spiked.
08:26But staff soon began noticing something very strange.
08:31The vast majority of this new influx were women.
08:35Oh, don't tell me women are attracted to a...
08:38..a goddamn gorilla.
08:40Ooh!
08:41So alluring is Shabani's charm
08:44that he's captured the imagination of thousands of fans.
08:48His rise to fame being fuelled largely by Twitter and social media.
08:53And when news crews flocked to the park,
08:57the famous handsome gorilla spread across the globe.
09:01Did you see his guns?
09:03You know what? Actually, I'm seeing it now.
09:06He does look quite, um...
09:08..all right, doesn't he?
09:10Why has Shabani captured the public's attention
09:13more so than others?
09:15Well, it's all in his eyes.
09:19So what makes Shabani's eyes particularly similar to human eyes
09:24is the white around the iris.
09:26All humans have it, but it's unusual in primates and other animals
09:30and Shabani also has it.
09:32And when you look at the pictures of Shabani
09:34that you can find on the internet,
09:36he's often looking out of the side of his eye
09:38and I think that's probably one of the reasons
09:40why humans are finding Shabani so attractive.
09:42He looks like he's flirting.
09:44If you did that, no-one would find it attractive.
09:46When a gorilla does it, everyone finds him attractive!
09:51Later, there was even more weird human behaviour.
09:55This is Tex.
09:57And that's her boyfriend, George.
10:01Her boyfriend?
10:03Her boyfriend!
10:05What?!
10:07He's dating a chicken!
10:09And if it wasn't for these two,
10:11the whooping cranes of North America
10:13may be a long-forgotten species.
10:16Maybe they, like, had a baby together.
10:20We learn that Tex's species is endangered
10:24and George is a scientist trying to help them.
10:28George decided that he would become the male whooping crane
10:33that Tex had always been looking for.
10:37George had to take part in a very elaborate mating ritual.
10:42No! He had to take part in a mating ritual!
10:46Come on, come on, come on.
10:51Music. I could head-bob it.
10:53Yeah.
10:56Now, fun as leaping about with the crane looks,
10:59there is actually a biological reason behind the moves.
11:03The elaborate leaping up and down and head-bobbing
11:06shows that they're both committed to each other.
11:09And crucially, it's this that triggers the female to start ovulating.
11:16Wait, so you're telling me...
11:18That dancing releases eggshells.
11:20So he didn't have to do what we thought he would do?
11:24He didn't mate in that way.
11:28Good.
11:29All he had to do was jump around like a total idiot.
11:33MUSIC
11:41In Shropshire, Sam,
11:44his little brother, James,
11:47and his mate, Toby.
11:49Females, I don't know why people have got a problem with them,
11:53but female people come across as bossy,
11:56but males come across as leaders.
11:59Don't you think?
12:02That's completely sexist, bro.
12:04No, I know, but this is so true
12:06and I think that this needs to be addressed.
12:12Earlier this year, ITV gave us more wannabes
12:16singing to the back of people's heads.
12:21All right, check this out. The Voice, 2017 on ITV.
12:26The Voice!
12:29Oh, no!
12:32How y'all doing?
12:33The mission is to find that superstar.
12:41We have Jennifer Hudson.
12:44I love that it's a blind audition.
12:46Yes!
12:47It shows that it's solely about The Voice.
12:49Is she wearing a helmet or is that just her hair?
12:51That's her hair.
12:52You know Jennifer?
12:54Yeah?
12:55She started out working at McDonald's and now she's there.
12:58McDonald's?
13:01She started out working at McDonald's and now...
13:04I must have seen it in McDonald's then.
13:08We got Gavin.
13:11To me, it's all about The Voice.
13:13You're my team-mate.
13:14Without The Voice, we can't begin.
13:16You're a very smooth person. Thank you.
13:18No.
13:19Did he just dab? No.
13:21Who dabs now?
13:23I do.
13:26CHEERING
13:30One performer had packed in his day job to pursue his dream.
13:35I always wanted to be a singer, but in my town,
13:38a lot of the lads, you either play football or you play rugby,
13:41so it was something that I was quite shy about.
13:45So I did take a degree in business.
13:48Before I knew it, I was working in banking in London, central London.
13:53He's got tattoos.
13:55Yeah, I'm not going to have tattoos like that.
13:58I'm never.
13:59Because if you want to get them off your arms, I have to go...
14:04And then you're going to have to...
14:06Metal arm.
14:07Yeah.
14:08So three years ago, I handed in my notice and left.
14:11I just did it. Been doing music ever since.
14:14If you want another job,
14:15you shouldn't quit your job before you've found another job.
14:18Yeah, exactly.
14:19Hoping I get a turn.
14:25WHISPERS
14:27Shh, he's got his mic. OK.
14:29MUSIC PLAYS
14:31My head's spinning
14:34Girl, I'm in a daze
14:37I feel isolated
14:40I don't want to communicate
14:43He's very slightly out of tune, though. I think he's good.
14:46I will run
14:49To find a peace of mind
14:51The happy mind
14:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
14:56Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
14:59He's got a strong voice.
15:01Yeah, he doesn't care what he looks like.
15:03He's just in normal clothes.
15:05I'm not crazy
15:08I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong
15:11Oh, look, everybody's standing up.
15:16Never ever have I ever felt so alone
15:19When you're going to take me out of this black hole
15:23Never ever have I ever felt so sad
15:25The way I'm feeling
15:27You've got me feeling really right
15:29Then turn!
15:31Where's the common sense?
15:33Exactly!
15:35Just don't feel right
15:37Just don't feel right
15:39Turn! Come on!
15:41Come on!
15:43Just don't feel right
15:45Just don't feel right
15:47Just don't feel right
15:49They need to turn. One of them needs to turn.
15:52Otherwise I'm just wasting my time listening to his whole life story.
16:00He's just being childish.
16:02Yes, he's literally doing this.
16:11Why didn't they tell him he was good?
16:14He literally walked away.
16:16And they didn't bother to say anything.
16:18They were too ashamed.
16:20We are tough tonight.
16:22Should we have turned our chairs around?
16:24Sometimes you've just got to be a man about things
16:26and be like, you know,
16:28you've got to be a man.
16:30You've got to be a man.
16:32You've got to be a man.
16:34You've got to be a man.
16:36You've got to be a man.
16:38You've got to be a man.
16:40You've got to be a man.
16:43You've got to be a man about things
16:45and be like, it's not for you.
16:47Try something else if you're not good enough.
16:49I feel like probably today is that day for me.
16:51What with the singing?
16:53Yeah.
16:55I can also cry.
16:57Just, that's it.
16:59That's life.
17:01Life's not always fair, Molly.
17:03I know.
17:05Once I talked to my friends about what I wanted
17:07and they said they wanted to be a doctor.
17:09I said I wanted to take care of monkeys.
17:12Do you think you should give up that dream
17:14monkeys are disgusting?
17:16Do you think I gave up my dream?
17:18No.
17:20I never gave it up.
17:22Good.
17:24In Manchester,
17:26Orrin and Eli,
17:28who has a little brother
17:30on the way.
17:32The baby's going to get all the attention.
17:34My mum said
17:36that she'll love me more than the baby.
17:38But he says
17:40my mum's told me so,
17:42I'm the one getting attention right now.
17:46A family farmyard favourite
17:48was back on our screens.
17:56Baby!
17:58Woo!
18:00Yeah, babe!
18:04The film tells the story
18:06of an orphaned piglet
18:09by farmer Hoggart
18:11to live in his barn.
18:19That looks stupid, mum.
18:21Not as stupid as sheep, mind you,
18:23but pigs are definitely stupid.
18:25Excuse me.
18:27No, we're not.
18:29Good heavens. Who are you?
18:31I'm a large white.
18:33Yes, that's your breed, dear.
18:35What's your name?
18:38That's a bit cheesy, isn't it?
18:40Aww!
18:42So cute!
18:44I want a pet pig.
18:46I've always wanted a pet pig.
18:48Well, what did your mother call you
18:50to tell you apart from your brothers and sisters?
18:52Our mum called us all the same.
18:54And what was that, dear?
18:56She called us all pig.
18:58Their mouths are opening
19:00like they're actually...
19:02I find it quite strange,
19:04actually.
19:07What's your like in this?
19:09If you think about it,
19:11pigs can talk,
19:13just not in our language.
19:15I know, but it's weird
19:17that the pig's speaking English
19:19because, like, whoa!
19:21I want my mum!
19:23She's just being made
19:25into a bit of pork!
19:27Live with it!
19:31There, there.
19:33You've got to be a brave boy now.
19:36My mother, when I was your age,
19:38and my pups will have to leave me soon.
19:40But I'll keep an eye on you, if you like.
19:42I'm guessing that's what every animal here is.
19:44Just when a pig goes...
19:46Maybe he's saying to other pigs,
19:48Help!
19:50Something like that.
19:52Come, Ricks, come fly.
19:56Come, pig.
20:00Soon, Mr Hoggart even started
20:02treating Babe like a sheepdog
20:05and, by the end of the film,
20:07surprised everyone
20:09by entering him into a national competition.
20:16Hold your nose up high.
20:18I think it's mean that they're laughing at him.
20:20Boo for the people!
20:22Boo for the people!
20:24Yay for Babe!
20:35Mum, do you think Babe can do it?
20:37No.
20:39Oh, no, I can't bear to watch.
20:41I can't bear if he does it wrong.
20:45Away to me, pig.
20:57When they see him do the proper job brilliant,
20:59then they'll be sorry for laughing.
21:02Bah-ram you!
21:04Bah-ram you!
21:06To your breed, your fleece,
21:08your clan be true!
21:10Sheep be true!
21:12Bah-ram you!
21:14What did you say?
21:16That's the chord of all sheep.
21:18It's the chords.
21:21It's the chords.
21:36Everyone's gone completely silent.
21:38Yes, he's actually doing it.
21:46Oh, beautifully done.
21:48I can't tell you how grateful I am
21:51They're even in two by two, like.
21:53Yeah.
21:55It's like he's nowhere.
22:15And the crowd goes wild.
22:17Well done, Babe.
22:21And so it was
22:23that in all the celebration,
22:25in all the hubbub of noise and excitement,
22:27there were two figures
22:29who stood silent and still,
22:31side by side.
22:33Never judge a sheep pig by its cover.
22:35Why?
22:37Why is that incorporated
22:39into every film we see somehow?
22:41The man who, in his life,
22:43had uttered fewer words than any of them
22:45knew exactly what he was doing.
22:48The man who, in his life,
22:50had uttered fewer words than any of them
22:52knew exactly what to say.
22:54That'll do, pig.
23:00That'll do.
23:02That'll do, pig.
23:04That'll do.
23:06Hey, who wants sausages for dinner?
23:08No.
23:10Me!
23:12Even if we were having sausages,
23:14I would bark out after watching this.
23:16That'll do.
23:22In Dartford,
23:24Will, Max,
23:26Spencer, Harry
23:28and Daniel.
23:30I won't let go!
23:32They love karaoke.
23:34I hope
23:36someone's gonna take me home
23:38Somewhere I can rest my soul
23:40Rest my soul?
23:42I need to know
23:44I won't let go!
23:50An ITV daytime fave
23:52sees contestants try to win cash
23:54on a giant penny slot machine.
23:58There's £10,000 for the taking,
24:00but only if someone can claim this,
24:02the infamous jackpot counter.
24:04Will anyone master the machine and leave here a winner?
24:06Let's find out on Tipping Point.
24:10Yes!
24:12I've watched Tipping Point.
24:14I watch it every day after school.
24:20I feel like it's the song for every game show.
24:22I know!
24:24This show drives me over the tipping point.
24:26Ding!
24:30The contestants have to correctly answer questions
24:32to win counters for the slots.
24:34Here we go, Joe.
24:36At room temperature,
24:38hydrogen is in which of the three
24:40basic states of matter?
24:42Gas.
24:44At room temperature, it's gas.
24:46It's a gas.
24:48Yes, it is a gas, Joe.
24:50Get in, I got gas.
24:52I'm gonna ask you one last question.
24:54If you buzz in and give me the correct answer,
24:56you put this counter into the machine.
24:58Who was the only Labour Party MP
25:00to hold the post of Prime Minister
25:02during the 1990s?
25:04Tony Blair.
25:06Joe.
25:08It was Tony Blair, you're absolutely right.
25:10Got elected in 1997, of course.
25:12I just don't like the questions
25:14from way back
25:16that we haven't learnt about yet.
25:18Like in World War Three?
25:20Well, he'd know all about that
25:22cos he reads loads of books.
25:24Daz, did you just say World War Three?
25:26We haven't had World War Three.
25:28World War Two.
25:32Contestant Joe made it all the way to the final.
25:34To win the £10,000 jackpot,
25:36he had to push the starred counter
25:38over the tipping point.
25:44It's another great...
25:46Oh, what are you doing?
25:48We might benefit from the fact
25:50it's just off centre there.
25:52Oh, that's really good.
25:54He's gonna get that, I think.
25:56It's all right.
25:58Ooh, juicy, mate.
26:00Very juicy.
26:02Come on, Joe.
26:04Go that way.
26:06Go on the black counter.
26:08Come on, now.
26:10I don't know.
26:12Keep shoving it.
26:14Ooh, Joe.
26:16That is horrible.
26:18In the tense final,
26:20Joe had to decide
26:22whether to walk away
26:24or gamble on more counters.
26:26I'm gonna offer you one last chance
26:28to leave today with £10,000.
26:30I don't know.
26:32I'm gonna offer you one last chance
26:34to leave today with £10,000.
26:36As things stand, you've got £3,100.
26:38You can walk away with that money right now
26:40or you could trade it for three final counters
26:42to put into the machine
26:44in the hope of shifting that jackpot counter
26:46across the tipping point and into the win zone.
26:48I'd definitely trade it,
26:50cos he's so close.
26:52Risk it, risk it, risk it.
26:54If I took the trade
26:56and it didn't pay off,
26:58I don't know if I'd live it down.
27:00You know what?
27:02I think I'm gonna take the money.
27:04Gotta think about the viewers, man.
27:06Don't think about yourself. So selfish.
27:08Think about what we want.
27:10OK. I'm gonna ask you one last time.
27:12Would you like to take the money
27:14or would you like to take the trade?
27:16Trade!
27:18I'll take the money.
27:20Congratulations. Well done.
27:22Oh, Joe.
27:24£3,100.
27:26This is what you're going home with.
27:28It's a game of luck.
27:30That's why I lose so much money in the 2p machines,
27:32cos it's a game of luck.
27:34You can't really skilfully do it.
27:36There's some element of skill,
27:38but then the other element's just luck.
27:40That's why I've only got a rubber car.
27:42I didn't get the penguin.
27:44I wanted the penguin.
27:50In Wallasey,
27:52siblings Jack,
27:54Declan and Sadie.
27:56Money doesn't buy happiness,
27:58it buys extra happiness.
28:00You can live without money and be happy,
28:02but it just gives you
28:04an extra tiny bit of happiness.
28:06No, not a tiny bit, quite a lot, Jack.
28:10Channel 4 headed across the pond
28:12in search of some
28:14homes to tidy.
28:16Ready for a big American clean!
28:22They clean.
28:24Yeah, it's obviously about that.
28:26Is it funny?
28:28No.
28:30The weird thing about cleaning
28:32is you're
28:34taking dirt out
28:36to make room for more dirt.
28:40On the south coast of America
28:42lies the Lone Star State of Texas.
28:44Hidden away
28:4630 miles from the nearest city
28:48lies one very dirty dwelling.
28:54Uh...
28:56That is really bad.
28:58Like, who lives there?
29:00Because I need to speak to them now.
29:02Home to 70-year-old handyman
29:04Patrick Bergman,
29:06the house is heaving with hoard
29:08and full of filth.
29:10I can honestly say
29:12in about 30, 35 years
29:14I've never really taken
29:16upon the task of cleaning the house at all.
29:18I can tell.
29:20Triple the time,
29:22we've been alive,
29:24he hasn't cleaned.
29:26Luckily for Patrick,
29:28help is just a plane ride away
29:30in the form of two British
29:32obsessive cleaners.
29:34Personal trainer Mark from Hampshire
29:36cleans for four hours a day
29:38and is a stickler for perfection.
29:40Order and cleanliness is pretty much
29:42the whole of my life.
29:44I have to have everything organised
29:46just to function.
29:48He cleans his watch with a toothbrush.
29:50That's like a disability.
29:52No, he's not.
29:54It is like a disability.
29:56How is it a disability?
29:58It's stopping him from doing everyday things.
30:00And Mark's not the only one
30:02striving for perfection.
30:0452-year-old OCD
30:06diagnosed Tina from Slough
30:08lives with her constant compulsion
30:10to clean.
30:12The symptoms of my OCD,
30:14it does make me itch.
30:16I can't sit down anywhere
30:18and I'll be looking around.
30:20It's the itchiness more.
30:22Just talking about it makes me itch.
30:24Oh yeah, I have that as well.
30:26Like, you know Picasso?
30:28Yeah.
30:30You know how once, yeah,
30:32his eyes were over here and then the nose was over here?
30:34Yeah.
30:36Yeah, I got so itchy.
30:38If I see anything weird or ugly, I instantly get itchy.
30:40In the programme,
30:42we followed Mark and Tina
30:44as they went to tackle Patrick's
30:46home in Texas.
30:48Howdy. Come on in.
30:50Hi, I'm Mark. Nice to meet you.
30:52Patrick, how do you do? Come on in.
30:58He actually gagged.
31:00Did you see that? He actually gagged.
31:02You like your pets then?
31:04Yeah, I've got a couple of those around.
31:06Yeah.
31:08I can smell them a little bit.
31:10Come on over and let's take a look at what used to be the dining room.
31:12Oh dear.
31:14Oh my God.
31:16Oh.
31:18Oh my God.
31:20That's like my room.
31:22This room makes me feel itchy.
31:24Makes me itch too sometimes.
31:26Oh no.
31:28I would faint.
31:30But I would look where I'm going to faint first.
31:32I would look around, look around, look at the floor.
31:34And if there's actually a clean space,
31:36I'd faint.
31:38The cleaners have no time to lose.
31:40That's just epic.
31:42Because in five days,
31:44Patrick plans to have his grandchildren
31:46visit for the first time.
31:48I feel really sorry for him.
31:50Because he's got family
31:52and they don't come and visit him.
31:54Can I just ask, is this your cutlery drawer?
31:56Because it's full of cat piss.
31:58Throw it all away.
32:00I can't believe
32:02your cutlery tray is full of cat piss.
32:04That is the rankest thing I've ever seen.
32:06I hope not.
32:08Apparently.
32:10Oh, I've got to get out.
32:12Minute, minute, minute.
32:14Two minute break, two minute.
32:16My OCD is to breaking point now.
32:18It's just crap.
32:20Oh, poor her.
32:24I love how you itch your nose as well.
32:26I didn't even realise I was doing it.
32:28At the end of the programme,
32:30Patrick was able to open his door
32:32and see his grandchildren.
32:34Patrick was able to open his doors
32:36to his family.
32:38Howdy, come on in.
32:40Hi, glad to see you.
32:42I want to see what you've accomplished.
32:44Jesus Christ.
32:46Before, the kitchen was
32:48covered in years of clutter
32:50and dripping in cat urine.
32:56It's now cat wee free
32:58and fit for Patrick to cook in.
33:00It's amazing.
33:02Wow, that is clean.
33:04Did you see inside that?
33:06You could eat from that.
33:08Five days ago, the living room
33:10was packed to the ceiling with junk
33:12and riddled with cobwebs and spiders.
33:18Now it's spotless
33:20and spider free and everything has its place.
33:24Oh, my God, it looks so much better.
33:26I know.
33:28That's insane.
33:30It looks like two separate houses.
33:32Yeah, I would think they're different houses.
33:34So you're not the hoarder anymore?
33:36No.
33:38And you're not going to live like a hoarder?
33:40No, we do hope not.
33:42So basically, what this show is kind of showing
33:44is that if you're lazy enough
33:46to not clean for 35 years,
33:48you can get someone who's OCD to go clean it
33:50and you'll just mess it up for the next 35 years.
33:52It's fine.
33:54I used to watch the dishes,
33:56I bought all of the shoes
33:58and books and all of the things upstairs.
34:00I'll ask your mum
34:02if that's true.
34:14In me,
34:16Ashton, his sister Darcy
34:18and their cousin Carrie.
34:20The main reason
34:22why children go to the hospital is
34:24tooth disease,
34:26they dab too hard.
34:28They dab and break their arm
34:30and their arm gets stuck
34:32behind the red and they can't move.
34:34Then ban the dab!
34:36I would happily support that campaign.
34:38Ban the dab!
34:40Ban the dab! Ban the dab!
34:44There was more animal madness
34:46in a new ITV series
34:48that welcomed us
34:50into the wacky world
34:52of pampered pets.
34:54Who are Britain's
34:56poshest pets?
34:58And what drives the people
35:00who keep them?
35:02I call this liquid gold.
35:04This is amazing!
35:08If I was a pet, I'd love to be posh.
35:10This is an impression
35:12of a posh horse.
35:18In Kent,
35:20millionaire Debbie
35:22and her husband Bob
35:24enjoy spoiling their 13 dogs.
35:26Whilst Bob likes to prepare
35:28gourmet dog dinners,
35:30Debbie indulges her personal favourite,
35:32Honey, with custom-made outfits.
35:34Molly, these people
35:36are barking mad.
35:38Debbie's found the perfect excuse
35:40to take her love of dressing up dogs
35:42to a whole new level.
35:44Mummy's got you,
35:46your wedding of your dreams.
35:48She's convinced
35:50Debbie and two-year-old Joey
35:52are in love and is throwing
35:54a £4,000 wedding.
35:56£4,000 wedding on a dog?
35:58They're thinking it's a human,
36:00but it's not.
36:02It's a dog.
36:04Later on, it was Debbie's dog's big day.
36:06I can't believe I'm doing this.
36:08Come here, Joey.
36:10Debbie's husband Bob
36:12is best man of groom Joey.
36:14There's not too much hair to comb.
36:16What have I reduced myself to?
36:18Joey, I'm not very good at this.
36:20Joey, you're not trying at all here, are you?
36:24Help!
36:26There we are.
36:28He looks ridiculous.
36:30Look at him.
36:32He looks like he's summed it up right now.
36:34Is he summed it up?
36:36No, he isn't.
36:38How's that, Joey?
36:40Urgh!
36:42No.
36:44All them other dogs lick me,
36:46they're like...
36:48You have to draw a line there.
36:5250 guests are waiting.
36:54It's time for Honey
36:56to don her bespoke
36:58Diamante-encrusted veil.
37:00Who's Mummy's little girl?
37:02Now, tell me, if a dog didn't enjoy that,
37:04she'd be fighting to get that off.
37:06I'm not going to be a little bit pickish here,
37:08but that wedding dress looks like
37:10it's making a fat or white one.
37:12Yeah, and I ate that.
37:14I think this whole wedding charade
37:16isn't for making the dogs happy,
37:18it's for making Debbie happy.
37:20Good girl.
37:24To top things off, Debbie has even got
37:26the UK's second smallest horse
37:28to pull the bride's carriage.
37:30This is like my dream wedding.
37:32And it's happening
37:34to a dog.
37:36I'm jealous of a dog.
37:38Come on, baby cakes.
37:40The ceremony,
37:42which isn't legally binding,
37:44is officiated
37:46by six-year-old Joseph.
37:48They must have splurged on everything
37:50but the vicar, so they just got
37:52a random six-year-old
37:54to just repeat the wedding vows.
37:56Now, Joey,
37:58do you take Honey
38:00to be your
38:02poorly wedded pooch?
38:04And do you, Honey,
38:06take Joey to be
38:08my chum?
38:10What if they're actually thinking,
38:12no, I don't want to get married to her?
38:14That's false imprisonment.
38:16We now pronounce you
38:18smooching poochies.
38:24You may now snip the bride.
38:30If someone was allergic
38:32to cuteness,
38:34they'd be dead at the very start
38:36of this.
38:38And if they were allergic to cringiness,
38:40they'd also be dead.
38:42That's annoying.
38:44£4,000 for a dog wedding.
38:48What if the next episode
38:50they go on a honeymoon?
38:52Well, they get divorced.
38:54I think today went really well.
38:56I'm just glad it's over.
38:58So you don't want to do it again?
39:00No.
39:02Why?
39:04Thank you. Stop now.
39:06I've got 13 dogs that are going forever.
39:08We'll talk about this later.
39:10We'll probably do it next year, won't we?
39:12I like the fact that she's mad with dogs.
39:14I don't.
39:16I could not live with it.
39:18In this country, we do look after our pets
39:20quite well.
39:22Like in China, they eat dogs.
39:24There's actually quite a sad news story
39:26of a four-year-old losing his dog
39:28then finding it in a market
39:30cooked.
39:34In East London...
39:36Hey!
39:38Nobody's going to go in there, Shahid.
39:40Nine-year-olds
39:42Shoaib
39:44and Junaid.
39:46No-one's going to win.
39:48I can bet it.
39:50Well, I just won.
39:52Oh.
39:54No!
39:58In a coming-of-age movie,
40:00a teenager
40:02has the time of her life
40:04on a family holiday.
40:10It's Dirty Dancing
40:12with Patrick Swayze.
40:20That was the summer of 1963
40:22when everybody called me baby
40:24and it didn't occur to me to mind.
40:26What?
40:28Who would call a baby, baby?
40:30Who would call a baby, baby?
40:32It's like calling our dog, dog.
40:38That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.
40:44Have you ever been to a summer camp?
40:46Unfortunately.
40:48I kept the best cabin for you and your beautiful girl.
40:54Hey!
40:56Thanks a lot.
40:58Wait, so she went to a summer camp
41:00with her parents?
41:02Who does that?
41:04Poor, poor girl.
41:06It doesn't take baby long to get bored of the camp,
41:08so she goes in search of some excitement.
41:10Hi.
41:12How'd you get here?
41:14I was taking a walk.
41:16Can we help you?
41:18No.
41:20What type of shape of watermelon is that?
41:22Is that even a watermelon?
41:24Well, Kari,
41:26I've seen nothing.
41:28In Japan, they grow their watermelon square.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32So they can stack them.
41:42What kind of dancing even is that?
41:46Ballroom dancing, probably.
41:52That's my cousin, Johnny Castle.
41:54He got me the job here.
41:58You, Miss Sunny, should do your shirt up.
42:00One, two, three, four buttons and then...
42:08I can tell baby likes Johnny
42:10because her eyes...
42:12staring.
42:14Like, you know that staring that...
42:20What's she doing to you?
42:22She came with me.
42:24She's with me.
42:26I carried a watermelon.
42:32I carried a watermelon.
42:36She fancies it.
42:38Yeah, she's brushing up.
42:42Later in the film,
42:44baby and the hunky dance teacher
42:46started having secret lessons.
42:48Go, go, go.
42:52Good.
43:00This is awful.
43:02It's not a very professional relationship
43:04between the teacher and the student, is it?
43:06No.
43:08That's like doing that with one of your teachers.
43:10Oh, no.
43:12All right. One, two, three.
43:16I'm sorry.
43:18Good.
43:20No, no, no.
43:24They're falling in love.
43:26Oh, no.
43:28Why does everything have to be about love?
43:30Some days I just wish
43:32that love didn't exist.
43:42Do you like the love sort of aspect?
43:44Yeah.
43:46I've realised you don't.
43:48No.
43:50Later, bad boy Johnny
43:52got caught up in some trouble
43:54and got sacked from the camp.
43:56They fired you anyway because of me.
44:00And if I leave quietly,
44:02I'll get myself a bonus.
44:04But Johnny wasn't giving up that easy,
44:06and in the film's feel-good finale,
44:08made a stand for his girl.
44:10Nobody puts baby in a corner.
44:12What did she say?
44:14Nobody puts babies on the corner.
44:16Yeah.
44:18Nobody puts baby in a horror.
44:20No, in the corner.
44:22Oh.
44:24I think it's a naughty corner.
44:26Sorry about the disruption, folks.
44:28But I always do the last dance of the season.
44:30But this year, somebody told me not to.
44:32So I'm going to do my kind of dancing
44:34with a great partner.
44:36Did you hear that?
44:38With a great partner.
44:40You didn't even explain.
44:42I'm trying to listen.
44:44Now I
44:46had
44:48the time of my life
44:50No, I never
44:52felt like this before
44:54Yes, I swear
44:56it's a truth
44:58and I
45:00owe it all to you
45:02I
45:04had
45:06the time of my life
45:08It's so cheesy.
45:28Can I have this dance?
45:36It's good enough
45:38because
45:40I had
45:42the time of my life
45:44and I never
45:46felt this way before
45:48Yes, I swear
45:50it's a truth
45:52and I
45:54owe it all to you
46:00This is where they do their iconic jump, isn't it?
46:02It's going to happen.
46:04I feel it.
46:06Is this a lift?
46:10It's good enough
46:12because
46:14I had
46:16the time of my life
46:18and I never
46:20felt this way before
46:22Yes, they did it!
46:24Kiss!
46:26Yes, I swear
46:28it's a truth
46:30and I owe it all to you
46:32It's good enough
46:34because
46:36I had the time of my life
46:38and I never
46:40felt this way before
46:42Yes, I swear
46:44it's a truth
46:46and I never
46:48felt this way before
46:50Yes, I swear
46:52it's a truth
46:54and I owe it all to you
46:56Yes, I swear
46:58it's a truth
47:00Towels on the lounger
47:02and the buffet is all inclusive
47:04What are we like?
47:06The secret life of the Holiday Resort next Friday at 8
47:08Now, a gang of four-year-olds
47:10are moving their nursery into a classroom
47:12of pensioners
47:14Does it make the older crew happier and healthier?
47:16It's an experiment, Tuesday at 9
47:18But next up, it's the last leg
47:20Life