[Funny] Octodad - Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus - Part 1

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Transcript
00:00How's it going, bros? My name is PewDiePie!
00:04Welcome to Octodad.
00:06This game is quite unique, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know why I wouldn't be honest about that.
00:11Apparently you play as a dad. An undercover dad. Best undercover ever.
00:17And you're actually an octopus, but not-
00:20Today is a huge day!
00:24Alright, whatever. I'm skipping the intro, I think.
00:27The thing about this game is, the controls are fucking awful.
00:34But yeah, you're Octodad, and you got shit to do.
00:37But it's quite difficult, because you're a fucking octopus.
00:41Oh wow, just look around your room.
00:44Alright, hold A and D to- Okay, I got it.
00:48I'm gonna just go and do some shit over here.
00:52Up.
00:53Uh oh, no no no no no no! It's a sausage!
00:56Oh no. Oh no, my sausage.
00:59I wonder if I could climb the wall.
01:01No. Fuck, I'm an octopus. I should be able to climb the wall.
01:04Alright, click the left button to race it. I am doing it!
01:07Holy shit, don't you think I know how to walk? I'm a fucking octopus.
01:12Oh man, he's like-
01:14No way.
01:15I was gonna sing...
01:19Stay in your line, but I started singing...
01:21Waking up way downtown, walking fast.
01:24Space is passing, I'm all down.
01:28Okay, whatever.
01:31Walk to the alarm clock. Alright, I'm gonna do that shit.
01:34I'm gonna go to my alarm clock.
01:36No problem. Alright, just turn it off.
01:38Do that shit all the day.
01:41Press middle mouse button to switch to hands mode.
01:43Alright, I got this.
01:44Turn the shit off.
01:46Okay, I'm not gonna penetrate my own ass.
01:48I'm just trying to turn off the alarm.
01:52Yeah!
01:54Wow, okay.
01:55Press the middle mouse button.
01:58Click the left mouse button to grab a heartache.
02:01The armor cycle green will be the one you will grab.
02:04Alright, cool.
02:05I will grab this vase, because I need this vase when I go to work.
02:10Alright, let's- Yes! Yes!
02:12There we go. Pick it up!
02:13No! No! No! No! No!
02:15No, I almost had it!
02:16Okay.
02:17Yes. Yes.
02:18Come on, come to papa.
02:19Come to papa.
02:20Alright.
02:22I wonder how-
02:23Oh, he has sex.
02:24Oh wow, it must be quite a scene.
02:26Alright, press middle mouse button.
02:28No, I want this fucking hand!
02:30No! Alright!
02:31Yes! Yes, I got it!
02:33It's beautiful.
02:34Let's throw it away!
02:37When you hold it, it-
02:38Yeah, I just did that.
02:39Jesus penis.
02:40Alright.
02:41It's time to focus.
02:42It's time to go to work.
02:43I am fucking after that.
02:45You got a problem?
02:46I'll fucking fuck you up.
02:48Alright.
02:49Yes!
02:50Working.
02:51Raise the arm to hold right mouse button.
02:53Slide the mouse forward and lower it to slide it back.
02:56Yeah, I get it.
02:58Fuck!
02:59Yes.
03:00Let's go to storage and shit.
03:01Cause I need it.
03:02Watch my shit.
03:04Grab the red makeup and the drawers.
03:06Alright.
03:07Let's try and do that shit.
03:09Where's the red makeup?
03:10Is that Stefano?
03:12Holy shit!
03:14Why is Stefano everywhere?
03:16Alright.
03:17Hello, sweetie.
03:18What are you doing?
03:19Why are you an octopus?
03:20I don't understand.
03:21Jesus Christ.
03:22What am I even doing in this game?
03:23Get out of here.
03:24I'm going.
03:25Alright.
03:26Sorry.
03:27Sorry, Stefano.
03:28Alright.
03:29The makeup.
03:30Oh, there it is.
03:31There it is.
03:32Alright.
03:33I'm gonna do some shit.
03:34I'm a fucking octopus.
03:35Alright.
03:36I'm going.
03:37I'm going.
03:38Strap that ass.
03:39Strap that ass.
03:40I don't even need to see where I'm going.
03:41I'm just after that.
03:42Jesus Christ.
03:43Alright.
03:44There we go.
03:45You need to see the controls again.
03:46Just hit escape in that option.
03:47Alright.
03:48I think I'm good.
03:49I mean, I have fucking...
03:50I got my makeup and shit.
03:51Alright.
03:52I don't even know what I'm doing.
03:53Alright.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56Grab the journal to end the tutorial.
03:57Alright.
03:58I'm just gonna put this shit down.
03:59Octodad is gonna penetrate this journal.
04:00No.
04:01Not the makeup.
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