Korra Video, Hanging Out, and Sea of Thieves (3/4)
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00:00:00...goes for Tinder hookups, like, once every two months or so.
00:00:07Iris's sex drive is a light switch that is off 90% of the time.
00:00:12Who is it, then? Uh...
00:00:15Probably Anave, because Anave has got this whole servitude kink.
00:00:30What is Iris's sexual orientation? Uh, she's, uh...
00:00:39She's bisexual and aromantic.
00:00:50Can Suzu retract her spikes because they might make sex difficult?
00:00:53She cannot! If, uh... She cannot, uh...
00:01:00Hm.
00:01:02If you can't handle the pointy girl, you don't get to sleep with the pointy girl.
00:01:16Prickly sex, deal with it.
00:01:20What are Suzu's turn-ons? Uh, demons and being scooped.
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00:01:49How are Suzu's regular hookups? Uh...
00:01:53Who are Suzu's regular hookups? Uh, a handful of demons who live in the capital's underbelly.
00:01:59And... Uh, Fionn, who is her wife.
00:02:06Which one of your characters has the absolute weirdest, most obscure kink?
00:02:22Now there's the question.
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00:02:37Well, I guess when we get right down to it, the answer to that question is Ari, but it's kind of a boring answer.
00:02:41Um...
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00:02:56Hm.
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00:03:17Onove likes to get... Onove likes to get freaky with knives.
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00:03:41So, blood play? No. No. Knives.
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00:03:54Onove likes her sex dangerous, it sounds like. Yep.
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00:04:04Val'kyr have a catch to them that makes them anathema to boring Cizet dude bros.
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00:04:16I forget Tolros, but nowadays that's easy. They're non-binary.
00:04:20Compared to her one-night stands, what was Aeliana's first time with Rey like?
00:04:24Uh...
00:04:28Again, prickly sex. Deal with it.
00:04:31...
00:04:36Like having sex with a cactus.
00:04:39Look, if you can't handle the cactus lady, you don't deserve the cactus lady.
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00:04:49Prickly sex.
00:04:50Compared to her one-night stands, what was Aeliana's first time with Rey like?
00:04:53She would say unremarkable, but good.
00:04:56Rey's not a very kinky person.
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00:08:41...and Anave.
00:09:11Wow, you had a whole list.
00:09:18Damn, all at once, getting Curl, Sage, and Tolra?
00:09:24Not all at once!
00:09:27Oh, and Teldria.
00:09:30Can't forget about Teldria.
00:10:07Dumb question, what orientation is Neva again?
00:10:09Nobody knows!
00:10:11Maybe it's the Cactus Jeeps?
00:10:40It'll glitch, yeah?
00:10:58And someone asked Neva her orientation, and she pulls out a Magic 8-Ball to find the answer.
00:11:02Now that's the thing, nobody's ever asked Neva her orientation, because like, Neva doesn't
00:11:08date, and nobody's ever wanted to date her.
00:11:38Hmm.
00:11:58Okay, who is sentimental after sex?
00:12:17Ah, let's see.
00:12:22Back out to the list.
00:12:29Lavi, Ari, Kira, Sage and Asana, Azzy and Tolra, and Tali.
00:12:50Sometimes.
00:13:02Who uses toys? None of them do.
00:13:09How many lists on this topic do you have?
00:13:10I just have a list of my OCs, that's it.
00:13:39Who likes sensory deprivation like blindfolds?
00:14:05Ah, none of them.
00:14:10Nobody's ever wanted to date Neva, so I'm the first then.
00:14:13Well here's the thing, in-universe, most people think Neva is like, most people think Neva's creepy.
00:14:31Poor girl, she doesn't care, she doesn't give a shit.
00:14:59I'm a shite.
00:15:26Okay, okay, let me just grab something real quick to talk to those people.
00:15:30You know, matches, kerosene, a rusty shovel.
00:15:40I'm a shy bean so I'd probably have a crush on her and never go through with it.
00:16:09Is she zero ace? More power to her.
00:16:15I always thought it was more interesting the idea that like, nobody knows what Neva's deal is.
00:16:20And so, and nobody ever finds out.
00:16:24Because you know, the way I've always seen it is that if a character doesn't express what their orientation is, it should be marked as unknown.
00:16:34I'd imagine there would be people with crushes on the idea of Neva.
00:16:38Oh yeah, I mean she's the avatar, of course.
00:17:02They have to express it, there can't be the inference.
00:17:27No, I am very much against the, well at least it has to be within the work.
00:17:35So until, unless there's an opportunity for Neva's orientation to be expressed then...
00:17:58That's a good approach to do. Thank you.
00:18:00I certainly think so.
00:18:30Thank you.
00:19:00Thank you.
00:19:30Does Lavi settle down with anyone eventually? She does not.
00:19:55Lavi stays at Neva's side for pretty much the rest of her life.
00:19:59And then meditates into the spirit world just before her death.
00:20:04And is joined by Neva 15 years later.
00:20:11Which of Lavi's girlfriends did she feel close to before dumping them?
00:20:14Kana.
00:20:18Ironically.
00:20:24Ironically.
00:20:54Ironically.
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00:21:00Ironically.
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00:21:16Okay, the dork4au sexy times yes or no.
00:21:20Oh, you mean, oh, you mean Sophie, Tony, Asana, and Sage?
00:21:27Yes, obviously, yes.
00:21:31Is there anyone in the alliance that...
00:21:35Anave is hooked up with? Selisa.
00:21:46Yes.
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:22Good, just the right amount of hands, finally.
00:22:31I fucking love you, Ren.
00:22:47They can play tennis together.
00:22:51And the loser bottoms.
00:22:56Take my leave. See you, FlareMC.
00:23:03I'm going to take my leave.
00:23:07I'm going to take my leave.
00:23:11I'm going to take my leave.
00:23:17Yay or nay on an Aziz-Suzu-Tolra-Fionn polycule?
00:23:21Uh, yay.
00:23:25The dork4au is perfect.
00:23:27Oh, yeah, Ren, is it okay if I show that drawing of the four of them?
00:23:46There they are in all their majesty.
00:24:17That's the definition of cozy.
00:24:20Oh, yeah.
00:24:22Love them.
00:24:46Bisexual quadrants ascended? Yeah.
00:24:54It's poster-on-the-wall worthy.
00:24:58Oh, yeah, I might hang this one up on the wall.
00:25:06Sage and Tony cuddling while Azzy and Sophie make out is so perfect.
00:25:10It is.
00:25:16Oh, yeah.
00:25:46Hmm.
00:26:08Hmm.
00:26:17Sage and Tony.
00:26:19They probably met at a hardware store and realized they all live in the same apartment building.
00:26:33Uh.
00:26:46Hmm.
00:26:53Hmm.
00:27:09Hmm.
00:27:17Hmm.
00:27:19Makes me want to make at least one cast of characters who are cute like that romantically.
00:27:23Oh, yeah.
00:27:29Entire friend group polycule is sorely underrated.
00:27:36There are two cooks there, valid.
00:27:47Hmm.
00:27:53Hmm.
00:27:55Oh, my God, Lex here.
00:27:57Sophie, want a screw?
00:27:59Azzy, I'm looking to get nailed, actually.
00:28:01Tony, we came here to get command strips.
00:28:04Sage, I strip on command.
00:28:07Hmm.
00:28:09Hmm.
00:28:16I think for a reason, that can end very poorly.
00:28:18It doesn't have to if you don't make it.
00:28:20You are the writer.
00:28:21You are in control.
00:28:34He made me snort laugh if I ever snort laugh.
00:28:40Hmm.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:29:10Hmm.
00:29:23Hmm.
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00:29:48Hmm.
00:29:50Realize he's surrounded by three very pretty people who love to flirt and are smiling evilly at him?
00:29:54Ha! Uh-oh.
00:29:56Heh heh heh.
00:30:09Hmm.
00:30:15Hmm.
00:30:39Hmm.
00:30:46Sage can cook for all of them.
00:30:48That's a nice daily cooking for your loved ones.
00:30:50Sage and Tony both cook.
00:30:52Hmm.
00:30:58Hmm.
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00:31:51I believe for Sage it's a career path.
00:31:53For Tony it's a very permanent hobby.
00:31:55But yeah, they both cook.
00:31:56Yeah.
00:31:57Sage goes to...
00:31:58Asana actually puts Sage through culinary school.
00:32:02Hmm.
00:32:05Hmm.
00:32:25Hmm.
00:32:27Hmm.
00:32:30Hmm.
00:32:33I find it very cute, pretty, and inspirational.
00:32:35I rarely draw but when I do I like to turn to your art.
00:32:38Hmm.
00:32:40Yeah, Ren's great.
00:32:44I printed off some of Ren's art and framed them and hung them up around the house.
00:32:48And the serotonin levels are just shot through the roof.
00:32:53There's a big print of Sophie.
00:32:55There's a big print of...
00:32:57Hang on, actually.
00:32:59I'll pull it up.
00:33:15There we go.
00:33:19I printed this and put it up in my living room.
00:33:21Hmm.
00:33:25Hmm.
00:33:42I need to do a redraw of that one.
00:33:44Oh, really?
00:33:56Hmm.
00:34:09She looks so delighted the happiness rubs off on you.
00:34:11I've been thinking about it for some time now.
00:34:13Oh.
00:34:14I look forward to seeing that.
00:34:17Hmm.
00:34:25Hmm.
00:34:55Hmm.
00:35:01I kind of want to print this one as well.
00:35:21Hey.
00:35:25Hmm.
00:35:39God, Sophie is fucking gorgeous.
00:35:41Yep.
00:35:55Hmm.
00:36:21Hmm.
00:36:23This is like the Idol era.
00:36:43Hmm.
00:36:53Hmm.
00:37:20Huh.
00:37:23Hmm.
00:37:25Hmm.
00:37:33Oh, yeah.
00:37:35I've got to see that.
00:37:37Oh, is that where the side braid came from?
00:37:39Hmm.
00:37:51Like, was that what inspired this?
00:37:53Because fucking hell, this hairstyle is good.
00:38:09Hmm.
00:38:25I mean, Marcel has more hairstyles
00:38:27than you can shake a stick at.
00:38:39Hmm.
00:38:49No, that was an IRL photo.
00:38:51Ah.
00:38:53Neat.
00:38:55Hmm.
00:39:05Hmm.
00:39:07Hmm.
00:39:21Hmm.
00:39:23Hmm.
00:39:37Hmm.
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:05The cast in that show is just all over the damn place.
00:40:35Hmm.
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00:41:29Hmm.
00:41:33Asana can scoop him up,
00:41:35and she's also a massive simp.
00:42:03Hmm.
00:42:27I saw a sea sage just hanging out.
00:42:29Hmm. I'm going to go hug him.
00:42:31Hmm. Yep.
00:43:01Hmm.
00:43:03Hmm.
00:43:15Hmm.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:23Hmm.
00:43:31Hmm.
00:43:53Would Asana also have a pet spider?
00:43:55No, I don't think she would.
00:43:57Asana and Ascensia aren't the same character.
00:43:59Asana sounds like a cat.
00:44:01That's how we describe someone who loves to cuddle and hug.
00:44:03A.K.A. me.
00:44:05Makes sense for Asana. I do the same in her position.
00:44:07Yeah.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:33Hmm.
00:44:35Hmm.
00:44:37Hmm.
00:44:39Hmm.
00:44:41People who don't know Asana think she's very intimidating.
00:44:43All combat boots and straight to the point.
00:44:45Meanwhile, Sophie, Toni, and Sage
00:44:47are always at least somewhat on guard for an
00:44:49impromptu assy cuddle.
00:44:51So many
00:44:53A names.
00:44:55Ariana, Aliana, Asana, Ascensia,
00:44:57out of a fun to do letter, dammit.
00:44:59I did.
00:45:01The letter L.
00:45:05And K.
00:45:27Hmm.
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00:46:49They wouldn't put A in front if it wasn't the best choice.
00:46:51You...
00:46:53How much you like A's?
00:46:55I'm surprised the bond didn't get a single one in her name.
00:46:57There's an A in orchard.
00:46:59Hmm.
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00:47:47♪
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00:48:12I'm far less creative in my character naming convent...conventions.
00:48:41Your OCs are in a contemporary setting, it makes sense.
00:48:48Although Heem is a rather interesting name.
00:48:56Or Haim, however you pronounce it.
00:49:01I think Sophie Branch is a good name. It is.
00:49:31It's my co-author's character. Still creative.
00:50:01Is she eating the demon or eating eating the demon? Oh goodness.
00:51:01It's Hima. And a nickname. It means princess in Japanese because her mother is from Japan and calls her that and it just stuck.
00:51:20Her actual name is Azia. Oh wow.
00:52:50And it's cute as hell. I agree, that is cute. I always liked Hima.
00:56:50How are you feeling at the moment? I'm fine.
00:57:12Let's go on to the high seas, shall we?
00:57:40Hmm.
00:58:01Hmm.
00:58:06Hmm.
00:58:36High seas but I can't hit those notes.
00:58:56Yar har fiddle dee dee.
00:59:25Hmm.
00:59:37Hmm.
00:59:40Wasn't there a pirate video of Sophie and Friends? There was! And it was gorgeous!
01:00:10Hmm.
01:00:37I am going to hunt the skeleton ships.
01:00:49Is there a voyage for that?
01:01:03Hmm.
01:01:32I'm kind of sworn there was.
01:01:44Oh well, looks like I'm just out looking for, I'm just going to sail around looking for a ship.
01:01:57You got that poppin' pussy pink lemonade.
01:01:59Hey Mickey, you're just in time!
01:02:13Hmm.
01:02:15Boot up Sea of Thieves and come join me.
01:02:18Will do.
01:02:20I can just invite you right from the ship.
01:02:23Hmm.
01:02:25Hmm.
01:02:45Hmm.
01:02:56I swear, one of these days we've got to manage to get four people onto a galleon.
01:03:01Hmm.
01:03:03Ship.
01:03:29Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
01:03:59a
01:04:21time to
01:04:26budget
01:04:28There we go!
01:04:50Welcome to the ship!
01:05:15Good to be back.
01:05:18Now, where are you?
01:05:19Oh, I just spawned in.
01:05:20Ah, there we go.
01:05:21What be on the docket today, Cap'n?
01:05:27We're huntin' skeleton ships!
01:05:30Aye.
01:05:33It be another day ending in a Y.
01:05:40And if we run into a player who wants to fight and we have no, uh, and we have no treasure,
01:05:44we're gonna give him a fight!
01:05:48Aye!
01:05:50We got nothin' to steal!
01:05:55I'm through runnin'!
01:05:56I'm through runnin' from PvP!
01:05:58I'm now gonna use the same PvP rules everybody else does!
01:06:01If I have no treasure and you exist, you're dead!
01:06:06I'm sleepy, I'll be going.
01:06:07Have fun.
01:06:08Thanks for the fun conversation.
01:06:09Alright, see ya around!
01:06:10Love you!
01:06:14Ugh, Wren's so cool.
01:06:21She is!
01:06:24How did we get so lucky?
01:06:26I don't know.
01:06:34Yeah, the sloops do feel like they're faster.
01:06:44Yeah.
01:07:03Hmm.
01:07:33Hmm.
01:08:03Hmm.
01:08:34Ooh.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Oh, nothing, I just burped.
01:08:48Oh.
01:08:50So we bein' on the gassy's day.
01:09:01Ooh.
01:09:04Birds flying over what appears to be treasure.
01:09:08Ooh.
01:09:10Oh, yep, I see them.
01:09:20Oh, it looks like it's a sunken ship!
01:09:34Oh, ain't she a beaut.
01:09:37I'm goin' in!
01:09:40Alright, I'm just gonna angle the ship so...
01:09:44Any treasure you bring up is in harpoon range.
01:09:51I've got the audio done for the Korra video.
01:09:54Oh, nice!
01:09:56Ooh.
01:10:00I've got a king's chest!
01:10:15Hey!
01:10:21Get in there!
01:10:25Oh, fowl bounty skull.
01:10:53This skull looks nothing like a chicken.
01:11:00Oh, that's a shark.
01:11:03I should get out of the water.
01:11:08It didn't seem especially aggressive, just kinda chillin'.
01:11:11Yeah, there are small sharks.
01:11:13There's not a megalodon.
01:11:15Okay.
01:11:18Hello, oh!
01:11:20Back up! That's my wife.
01:11:40Harpoon this shark meat while you're at it, along with the gem I just picked up.
01:11:44Oh, alright.
01:12:14I think that was everything in the shipwreck.
01:12:41Nope.
01:12:46There you go.
01:12:48Well, not a bad haul.
01:12:53Oh yeah, by the way, this stuff can be seen from where we're putting it, so we're putting everything below deck now.
01:12:58Okay, that's fair.
01:13:08Where'd the marauder's chest go?
01:13:12Uh, I didn't pick up a marauder's chest.
01:13:14King's chest.
01:13:15It's right here.
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:17You picked it up from me.
01:13:18Oh!
01:13:19Right!
01:13:20Silly me.
01:13:21Yeah.
01:13:23Alright.
01:13:27Let's get back on the road, or on the sea.
01:13:32I can't wait to get on the road again.
01:13:41I can't wait to get on the road again.
01:13:46Oh, oh!
01:13:49Oh, yeah, sorry.
01:13:51I saw a red skull on the map, so that's probably not good.
01:13:55That is somebody flying the, uh, that is either Reaper's Bounty treasure,
01:14:01or it's somebody flying the Reaper's Bounty flag,
01:14:04and as such is basically saying,
01:14:06Hey, come over here, come get my tasty gams!
01:14:09Uh...
01:14:12It's a Reaper!
01:14:17It's a live Reaper!
01:14:21Let me cook this shark meat.
01:14:43I'm going to turn back around to that island,
01:14:45because I want to see if we can get a, uh,
01:14:49Mermaid's Bounty.
01:14:51Not a shrine, but a bounty.
01:14:53Or treasure.
01:14:56Those things are interesting.
01:14:57You go down, you do several waves,
01:14:59and you get, like, a shitload of treasure.
01:15:02The danger, however, is you have to leave your ship unattended,
01:15:05unless you have somebody else there with you.
01:15:07Right.
01:15:08Which is always risky.
01:15:11However, we have two people, so one of us can just stay on the ship.
01:15:19And when you die, you respawn in the treasury and you just keep going,
01:15:22so it's actually really good.
01:15:25Now, we could just go to where the treasuries are located and do them right away,
01:15:30but if you do the quest, you get, like, a Breath of the Sea,
01:15:33which is really valuable.
01:15:35Oh, nice.
01:15:42Hmm.
01:15:54I do remember quite liking those little, uh,
01:15:57those little, uh, mermaid dungeons, uh,
01:16:00in the Pirates campaign.
01:16:03You want to just go do one, then?
01:16:06Yeah, sure. I mean,
01:16:10you don't mind watching the ship.
01:16:14Yeah, I don't mind watching the ship.
01:16:17We'll alternate. One of us goes down, one of us watches the ship.
01:16:20Okay.
01:16:21And strangely enough, there is actually one just over there.
01:16:26How utterly convenient.
01:16:29See, like, the treasuries are combat challenges,
01:16:32whereas the shrines are puzzles.
01:16:35Okay.
01:16:40I like both those things.
01:17:01Now, the trick is, once you beat it and unlock the treasure room,
01:17:04you have to basically load all the treasure into a mermaid statue
01:17:07that's in the treasure room.
01:17:10You'll know it when you see it.
01:17:13And then you interact with it to go back to the surface,
01:17:16and a mermaid will take all your treasure with you.
01:17:19Your treasure is safe so long as it's in the mermaid.
01:17:22And basically, you interact with the mermaid,
01:17:25it'll drop the treasure, and you just harpoon it onto the ship.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:38Look at them swirlies.
01:17:41I'd like to be in the mermaid.
01:17:44I bet you would. I bet you would.
01:17:47Hee hee hee hee.
01:18:07See you, Thero.
01:18:10Bye bye.
01:18:14All right.
01:18:17All right, so you see that swirling purple thing? You dive down there.
01:18:20Okay.
01:18:23I'm not back in an hour. Wait longer.
01:18:26There's gonna be lots of Disney sticks down there, so use them.
01:18:29Okay.
01:18:32And yeah, when you die, you just, like,
01:18:35when you die just off your soul of the ferryman, you'll respawn right just outside the combat room.
01:18:38You go in, and you just continue.
01:18:41And that's it. That's how the whole thing works.
01:18:50And I see a ghost galleon in the distance.
01:18:53All right.
01:19:05Okay, hopefully I don't start drowning anytime soon.
01:19:11Okay.
01:19:29You get to the bottom, you just swim around the thing, and you'll find the entrance.
01:19:32Okay.
01:19:35There's a thing there that you basically have to, like, shoot or something or hit it with a sword.
01:19:38Okay.
01:19:51Hm.
01:19:54Man, this game is pretty.
01:19:57It is. Holy shit.
01:20:00The actual sea is, like, pretty small and...
01:20:03Eh, whatever.
01:20:07Oh.
01:20:19Hm.
01:20:31Eh, all right.
01:20:36Okay.
01:20:55Okay.
01:21:07Okay.
01:21:25Oh.
01:21:28Now you want to show me your entrance.
01:21:37Hm.
01:21:56Oh, what the...
01:21:59Oh, a fucking shark got me from behind.
01:22:03Find the entrance yet?
01:22:06Not yet.
01:22:09Jump scared by that fucking shark.
01:22:26Sit down, you fuck.
01:22:32Okay.
01:23:03Okay.
01:23:16Hm.
01:23:32Okay.
01:23:38Is this it?
01:23:49Hm.
01:23:56Hm.
01:24:00What's that over there?
01:24:06Oh, here we go.
01:24:09Motherfucker. Shark got me from behind again.
01:24:12Why don't you watch the ship?
01:24:15Okay, that's fair.
01:24:19Hm.
01:24:22Hm.
01:24:28So the anchor's up.
01:24:31All you gotta do, if you want to basically...
01:24:37If you want to high-tail the...
01:24:40And I've moved the sails in such a way that...
01:24:43If you want to high-tail the fuck out of here, all you gotta do is drop the sail and grab the wheel.
01:24:46Okay.
01:24:49Oh.
01:24:55Oh, and here is the shark bait, if you want it.
01:24:58Oh, hang on a sec.
01:25:03I will take that.
01:25:05All right.
01:25:11Best of luck.
01:25:14I'll be up in the crest.
01:25:19Okay.
01:25:49Hm.
01:26:08Hm.
01:26:19Hm.
01:26:37Hm.
01:26:45Hm.
01:26:50Hm.
01:26:54Hm.
01:27:15Oh, there it is.
01:27:18Yeah, I just found it.
01:27:21Oh, you just found it?
01:27:23I just found it when the shark gimped me.
01:27:34Hm.
01:27:43Give me the ammo chest.
01:27:46Give me that Disney stick.
01:27:54All right, here we go.
01:28:16Hm.
01:28:32Man, all these skeletons are bringing out the fucking kegs.
01:28:38Oh, dear.
01:28:46Hm.
01:29:17I've stabbed skellies and sirens aplenty.
01:29:22I've sunk galleons and flagships and more.
01:29:46Hm.
01:29:59Hm.
01:30:11You like banjos? I've played 20.
01:30:14Hahahaha.
01:30:45Hm.
01:30:49I wanna be where the people are.
01:30:52I wanna gank them.
01:30:53I wanna steal their bounties.
01:31:14Hm.
01:31:22Oh, damn it.
01:31:25Hm.
01:31:42Hahahaha.
01:31:50Hahahaha.
01:31:55Hm.
01:32:25Hm.
01:32:44Hm.
01:32:55Hm.
01:33:18Hahahaha.
01:33:26Hm.
01:33:30Hm.
01:33:53Oh, my God.
01:33:56Oh, dear, what a shock of deja vu.
01:33:59I am a lord that is sometimes bored.
01:34:03Have some urges and need to fulfill them.
01:34:11After my mayhem, I simply don't, what's the word?
01:34:15Care.
01:34:18These lyrics are top tier. I didn't make them.
01:34:21This is, like, an old, old animation from, like, the early days of YouTube.
01:34:26Oh, yeah?
01:34:27The stench in the air, the smell of the gore,
01:34:31the carnage far greater than any war.
01:34:39My legacy, death becomes me.
01:34:46Hahahaha.
01:34:51Hm.
01:34:59I get briefly distracted and go, oh, fuck, and then just, like,
01:35:03look all around the horizon again.
01:35:15Oh, fuck, I'm drowning.
01:35:18Oh, shit.
01:35:22No.
01:35:48Hm.
01:35:51Hm.
01:36:18Hm.
01:36:24Siren leader vanquished. Does that mean the treasure room will open now?
01:36:29Would be lovely.
01:36:38Well, not yet.
01:36:40Ah, sails.
01:36:48Ho!
01:36:51Beat ocean crawlers of all kinds. Good job.
01:37:18Oh, shit.
01:37:48Hm.
01:37:51Hm.
01:37:54Hm.
01:38:17All my Disney sticks are losing their charges.
01:38:20Oh, no.
01:38:25No.
01:38:37Hm.
01:38:55Hm.
01:39:08For those of us, Disney sticks always gets me giggling.
01:39:11Yeah, a lot of people do it.
01:39:13Hahahaha.
01:39:25Hm.
01:39:38Disney stick, the official name, the canonical name for Gaston's rifle.
01:39:55Hm.
01:40:05Hm.
01:40:12Hm.
01:40:19Hm.
01:40:24Hm.
01:40:36Treasury vault master. Okay, looks like this is the last one.
01:40:44I'm a-rooting for ya.
01:40:54Hm.
01:41:03Hm.
01:41:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:41:10Sunken treasury complete. There we go.
01:41:13Nice.
01:41:16Now, we didn't have the th- we didn't have the th- uh.
01:41:21Now, we didn't have the, uh, the voyage to come here, so we don't get the Breath of the Mountain.
01:41:26Or Breath of the Sea.
01:41:28But, we still get a fair bit of sh- uh, a fair bit of crap here.
01:41:37With all these disgraced coral skulls.
01:41:41Hm.
01:41:44Nice.
01:41:52Hm.
01:41:55Breath of the Sea is, like, the most valuable one, but.
01:41:58Okay.
01:42:01Oh, I see a, uh.
01:42:04I see a merfolk on the starboard side.
01:42:07Yeah, they're gonna have our, um.
01:42:09They're gonna have our, probably gonna have our, uh.
01:42:11Treasury.
01:42:13Yeah, they have our treasure in it, but I'm not done loading it all yet.
01:42:16Okay.
01:42:18I'll be able to take the mermaid back up, and then I'll interact with it, and it'll drop all the treasure.
01:42:23Okay.
01:42:30Hm.
01:42:33Just keep an eye out for ships.
01:42:36I'm keeping my eyes out.
01:42:39Hm.
01:42:45Actually, now that it's dark.
01:43:00Uh-oh.
01:43:03You okay?
01:43:09Wait.
01:43:15Oh.
01:43:18Uh, there's one last piece of treasure that wasn't-
01:43:21There must have been a chest that I could have stuck things into.
01:43:24And there's one last piece of treasure that I can't take with me, because the thing is full.
01:43:29Oh, actually!
01:43:31Interact with the mermaid, and make it drop the treasure.
01:43:34Oh, okay.
01:43:36Why am I coming?
01:43:44Hm.
01:43:46I'm swimming to the merfolk. No one attack us.
01:43:48No, go back, go back, go back.
01:43:51I can empty it, never mind.
01:43:53Oh, okay.
01:43:57All right.
01:44:00What a very pretty-
01:44:06Oh.
01:44:25Yeah, there's a bunch of-
01:44:28There's a bunch-
01:44:31Yeah, there's a bunch of chests in here that I can store stuff in.
01:44:34Hm.
01:44:37Oh, it's okay. I probably would have missed it.
01:45:04I'm worried that any hostile ships on the horizon are constantly darting behind me in my blind spot.
01:45:35Hm.
01:45:38Okay.
01:45:43Um...
01:45:47Let's bring the ship slightly closer to the mermaid.
01:45:51Huh?
01:45:55Hm.
01:46:00Gaston isn't feeling his best. He feels gassed off.
01:46:05No!
01:46:08Don't do that!
01:46:25Hm.
01:46:33All right, go interact with the mermaid and tell him to drop the treasure.
01:46:36Will do.
01:46:38All right, let's pray.
01:46:54Hm.
01:47:17Oh, all right!
01:47:21Start moving this.
01:47:23Low deck.
01:47:42Hm.
01:47:44And so, yeah, there's all that treasure from one treasury.
01:47:47Wow!
01:47:50Living up to its name!
01:48:18Hm.
01:48:30Hm.
01:48:47Hm.
01:48:54Now, we could go to another treasury if you're feeling gutsy, or we could just go turn it in.
01:49:01Uh, hmm.
01:49:06I am feeling another treasury. I want to take a stab at this.
01:49:12All right.
01:49:18Hm.
01:49:22I've got to find where the other treasuries are.
01:49:27Ah, there we go. Treasury of the Sunken Shores, Treasury of the Secret Wilds.
01:49:33And we're well off. The Treasury of the Sunken Shores is well off in the northeast.
01:49:41Hm.
01:49:43So it's well out of the way unless somebody decides, hm, I'm going to go check around the treasuries to see if there's anyone there.
01:49:59Not infeasible, but I like our odds!
01:50:02Oh, wait, northwest, sorry.
01:50:13Hm.
01:50:22Hm.
01:50:28Here we be loaded, Cap'n.
01:50:31Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
01:50:39We be having the fat snacks!
01:50:43Hm, hm, hm.
01:51:13Hm.
01:51:27Hm, hm, hm.
01:51:43Thanks for watching!