ACTION Man (1995) - S01 E04 - You Can't Go Home Again (480p - DVDRip)
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01:00Who am I?
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01:05Diagnosis amnesia.
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01:53Action command.
01:54I'm outside X's computer complex.
01:56Where do I find this computer of his?
01:57That complex is X's computer, Action One.
02:00It's called Megamind.
02:02Its hard drive is two stories tall
02:04and it's taking over every online computer system in the world.
02:08Haze can't be happy with just a laptop, can he?
02:10Affirmative, Action One.
02:12With each computer Megamind absorbs,
02:14it gains more and more strength.
02:16We now think it can download almost any energy source.
02:19It's got to be stopped, over.
02:21Copy that, Action Command.
02:23I'm going in while there's still no sign of Skullman.
02:25I'll be optimistic, as I've been sleeping.
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02:59Action Man, I'm Megamind.
03:02X has told me so much about you.
03:05Really?
03:08Did he tell you about the time I blew open a submarine hatch in the Arctic Sea?
03:12That's when he lost his hair, by the way.
03:17So, you guys weren't sleeping, are you?
03:23I won't be stopped, Action Man.
03:25I want something of yours.
03:27I've got some old bean dip I don't need.
03:29No, I want your thoughts, Action Man.
03:32There's nothing I cannot download.
03:34Missile launch codes,
03:36bank accounts,
03:37the human mind,
03:38your mind, Action Man.
03:40Download Action Man's mind, now.
03:52Get out of my head!
03:57Argh!
04:10Download this.
04:13Download this.
04:25You're suicidal for the bean dip, Megamind.
04:43Action, come on. Do you read me?
04:45Communications and computers restored to normal.
04:48Good work, Action One.
04:50Now I know how to program computers.
04:52The extreme way.
05:08Huh?
05:13Argh!
05:15Pleasant nightmares.
05:36Listen up, team.
05:37Dr. X has instigated a Level One security breach
05:40in the World Information Bureau.
05:42X marks the spot, Action Man.
05:45Consider us on target.
05:47All right, team?
05:48Let's get extreme!
06:07Argh!
06:23Ah, yes.
06:25With this seed of knowledge,
06:27I hereby harvest the fall of Action Man.
06:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
06:33Whoa!
06:38Magnetic missiles?
06:41Call it a hunch.
06:52Hyah!
06:53Hyah!
06:54Huh?
07:07Hyah!
07:11Hyah!
07:18Huh?
07:20Consider this party crashed, Dr. X.
07:23Not while I still have my guests of honour, Action Man.
07:29Relinquish your weapons.
07:34That wrist missile launcher, too.
07:38Even with your limited memory, Action Man,
07:43one would think you would have ceased to underestimate me.
07:47Regrettably, you have failed.
07:50Have I?
07:52Huh?
07:53Why, it's you, Action Man.
07:56Argh!
07:57Argh!
07:58Argh!
07:59Argh!
08:00Argh!
08:03Argh!
08:04Argh!
08:05Argh!
08:07Ladies first, Snack.
08:08Always the gentlemen, eh?
08:15Hyah!
08:21How about a good old-fashioned Marine Corps massage, huh?
08:25Sweet dreams, skullheads.
08:37I yield this one to you, Action Man.
08:41However, now we have a score to settle.
08:44You got that right.
08:50Hold your horse, Power Shock. Terminate pursuit.
08:53Argh!
08:54But I had him in my sights.
08:57And you were in his. Come on back.
08:59Argh!
09:05What's this?
09:06Action Man, Haven Mount, England.
09:08Personal bio file deleted.
09:10Haven Mount?
09:12Excuse me, has anyone seen Action Man?
09:15Right here, Secretary Norris.
09:16Unfortunately, X escaped.
09:18What was that megalomaniac after this time?
09:21Natalie's checking it out.
09:26Seems he was deleting a top-secret file.
09:28Can you recover any of it?
09:29Sorry, wiped clean.
09:40Hmm, Haven Mount Village.
09:43Let's see what little secrets you can unlock.
09:51A photo, eh? Let's have a look at it.
09:54Hmm.
09:55Well, do you know him or not?
09:57I remember him all right, quite well.
10:00He was my next-door neighbor.
10:02Haven Mount?
10:03Sorry, no bells are ringing.
10:05Why didn't you divulge this earlier?
10:07I wanted to check it out before getting your hopes up.
10:10Believe it or not, I follow a lot of leads that go nowhere.
10:13So that's what Dr. X was up to at the Information Bureau.
10:16He's still deleting my life, one file at a time.
10:19Well, this time we may have beaten him to the punch, Action Man.
10:22There's a house here, one they say you lived in.
10:25On my way. Action Man out.
10:28Twenty seconds. Are you sure you don't need company, Action Man?
10:31Sorry, Jacques, this one's got to be solo.
10:34Besides, I need you back on Station Extreme to get those drive engines back online.
10:38In five, four, three...
10:41Wish me luck!
10:42Bombs away!
10:50Does it look familiar?
10:53A.M.
10:56That was my bedroom window.
10:58Natalie, I remember it!
11:00Then let's go up there. Come on!
11:08What's wrong?
11:09I'm not sure.
11:11I seem to remember it, but something just doesn't feel right.
11:14So nice to have you back.
11:16Really, it's been a long time.
11:18You know me.
11:20Oh, now, don't do this.
11:22Your lady friend here said you had a bit of amnesia,
11:24but surely you haven't forgotten me, your brother's best friend.
11:28Brother? What are you saying?
11:30I have a brother?
11:32Had a brother.
11:34Until that day when he vanished.
11:36People say you had a hand in it.
11:38After all, if you were innocent, lad, why did you take off like that?
11:41Because he's guilty, is my guess.
11:44But we'll let the court decide.
11:46Put up your hands, sir. You're under arrest.
11:50Mommy!
11:56Quiet in there!
12:02Ow! You hurt me!
12:04Hey, what are brothers for?
12:07My childhood. My brother.
12:10I remember. But what could have...
12:12Wait. A flat horizon?
12:18Mountains? This isn't a place I remember.
12:22That's not a place I remember.
12:24I remember.
12:26I remember.
12:28I remember.
12:30I remember.
12:32I remember.
12:34I remember.
12:36The house is a fake. I've been set up.
12:39Come on, Jacques. What are you doing up there?
12:46Look, the diagnostic tells me the drive problem must be mechanical.
12:51Hey! Don't do that!
12:53You just stick to computers, son. Let me handle the machines.
12:58No! That is a delicate drive system.
13:01And that's its whole plain problem.
13:05Oh, man. I miss the days of hard-riding pistons and crankshafts.
13:10Finally! Team, we have a bad situation down here.
13:13Action Man has been...
13:15What happened? We kink a fiber optic or something?
13:19No. The signal has been jammed by Dr. X.
13:23Proceeding with signal trace to Station X-Treme.
13:27I wonder what our misguided champion is thinking about right now.
13:32Do you suppose he's grieving over his...
13:35missing brother?
13:37You mean this was all a fake? Why? Just to torture him?
13:41No. But that part has definitely been the most fun.
13:46The villagers objected, but they were willing enough to play along.
13:50Once I threatened to destroy them and their village.
13:54But why? What could you possibly have to gain?
13:56The extraction of a thorn in my side, dear lady.
14:01Namely, Station X-Treme.
14:04You see, beneath this mountain, I have constructed a most massive plasma cannon.
14:11Once we home in on your computer signals from Station X-Treme...
14:17Boom!
14:18They'll be picking up pieces of your space station for decades.
14:23I can't seem to lock it in. I don't...
14:26Out of my way, fool!
14:38Time to play my get-out-of-jail-free card.
14:50Mummy, what's happening?
14:54Huh?
14:57What?
15:00There it is.
15:02Coordinates sent to plasma cannon.
15:05Let us now end our charade.
15:07Why did you do this?
15:09We had no choice, miss. That monster is holding our families hostage.
15:13And they shall stay my hostages until Station X-Treme is destroyed.
15:19Ten minutes until station reaches target area.
15:23Nine...
15:24Huh?
15:31Mummy!
15:35It's Action Man!
15:37He's broken free of my Scarman.
15:39And rescued my family.
15:41Yeah, he's good.
15:43Of course, so am I.
15:45Boom!
15:48No!
15:52Run!
15:53I'll be back!
16:10I don't usually pick up girls this way.
16:12How would you know?
16:15Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:32Now that's a barrel of trouble.
16:34X is gunning for Station X-Treme.
16:36Then it's time for some major arms control.
16:41Go, my dear satellite. Wake up.
16:44There you are.
16:49Ah! Nook!
16:50Some sort of monster cannon is about to convert this station to French toast.
16:54We must start the drive engines.
16:57I'm working on it.
16:59You got any chewing gum and tinfoil?
17:15Fire the cannon. Now!
17:22We're drifting into it.
17:23And the engines, they still do not respond.
17:27Looks like it's time for some good old Yankee ingenuity.
17:36Oh, yeah!
17:39A delicate touch.
17:41Changing course.
17:42Nook!
17:43It has locked in.
17:45It's following us.
18:02King of the Mountain's always been my game.
18:05I think.
18:06Action, man!
18:08Your time is drawing near.
18:10I pledge my life on it!
18:13X and his Skull Man torched the house and left.
18:16No trace.
18:17Yeah. Typical.
18:19I'm sorry, Action Man.
18:21Even though this house was a fake, it was still a page from your past, wasn't it?
18:25A page, yeah.
18:27Now, if only I can remember the name of the book.
18:30If I knew, I swear I'd tell you.
18:32But Dr X was pulling all the strings, you know.
18:35I'm sorry, but in truth, I've never seen you before.
18:38We know.
18:39Still, are you going to be okay?
18:41You saved our town.
18:43And my family. That's all that matters.
18:46You have my eternal gratitude.
18:49I'm sorry I helped that evil monster put you through this.
18:53You had no choice.
18:55Anyway, in the end, you did the right thing.
18:58And that's what's important.
19:04Think I can get to the rendezvous point before Jacques?
19:07Worth a try.
19:08Goodbye. Thanks for helping.
19:16Load action memory file.
19:18Loading.
19:20Activate virtual memory scan.
19:23Activated.
19:38My home.
19:40My room.
19:42I feel so safe here.
19:44Loved and protected.
19:46But for how long?
19:52Vyra, compare these two memory traces.
19:54Are they both my family home?
19:56Confirmed.
19:57How much time is between them?
19:59Less than one year.
20:01Less than one year.
20:03Less than one year.
20:05Of peace and happiness left to the child that was me.
20:08Just like anyone else, my past holds happiness as well as horror.
20:13But buried deep within my lost memories is a key to a great secret.
20:17And somehow, somewhere, that secret will be revealed.
20:22Vyra, save file and exit.
20:28Watching TV is a lot of fun.
20:31Watching TV is a lot of fun.
20:33And a good show can make it feel as though you were part of the action.
20:36But remember, while you're sitting in front of the TV,
20:39there's an exciting world of fun going on around you.
20:42Your imagination can make a jungle in the backyard,
20:44a submarine under your bed,
20:46and a super-fast getaway car from a big box.
20:49Once the TV shows are over, get up, get out,
20:52and get back into the real excitement of your own imagination.
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