ACTION Man (1995) - S01 E07 - Peril at Perigee (480p - DVDRip)
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00:00The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:04It may be disrespectful of the characters, but I hope you enjoy it.
00:30The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:34It may be disrespectful of the characters, but I hope you enjoy it.
01:00Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis, amnesia.
01:30The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
01:32It may be disrespectful of the characters, but I hope you enjoy it.
01:52I'm in the main lab building, corridor 12.
01:54You said there'd be one direction for this, 10. Over.
01:57Over.
01:57Really?
01:58Well, the one to X's lab is gray, Action One.
02:01That should make it easy.
02:03All the doors are gray, Action Four.
02:06When I go up there, we're gonna discuss
02:07your definition of easy.
02:09Over.
02:10By the way, thanks for sending me in
02:12across that creaky old bridge.
02:14Who made it, the Vikings?
02:16Pardon me, Action One, but that bridge is totally safe.
02:19Besides, I thought it was a stroke of genius
02:22giving you a way into X's lab facility
02:24that even X doesn't know about.
02:26Well, as termites do.
02:36Bingo, X's personal lab.
02:39Action Four, I'm in.
02:45Action Four, I'm at the wall vault.
02:46What am I liberating?
02:47A synthetic quark plate.
02:50It looks like a high-tech credit card,
02:52and it can triple the laser capacity
02:53of a nuclear submarine.
02:55I'm opening the safe.
02:57Dr. X's sub, to be exact.
02:59Good, the quark plate is small.
03:01Should make this job simple.
03:04So much for simple.
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04:01Now, just one more hurdle.
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04:25Action Four, when I get up there,
04:27we're also gonna discuss your definition of safe.
04:30Over and out.
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05:33No!
05:41X alert.
05:42Dr. X has stolen a stealth bomber
05:44from an Air Force base in Southern California.
05:49It's fully computerized,
05:51and it's loaded with cruise missiles and smart bombs.
05:54He could start a war with those weapons.
05:57Right you are.
05:58But we know he's low on fuel.
06:01X demanded an aerial refueling tanker,
06:04or he'll blow up half of Hollywood.
06:09Well, then, what are we waiting for?
06:12All right, team, let's get extreme!
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07:16Action three to action one.
07:19Action man here.
07:20Be careful, A.M.
07:22This plan's even crazier than usual.
07:26Magnetic gloves, a wing walker's best friend.
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08:11Intruder alert!
08:1220,000 feet up!
08:14Shit!
08:18Oops.
08:19Thought I'd drop in to say hi.
08:21On second thought...
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08:30If action man is here, so is team extreme.
08:34This will keep them busy.
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08:44Bogey at two o'clock.
08:45We better help action man out.
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08:59Hello, action man.
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09:07Uh-oh.
09:08Things are starting to heat up.
09:10Guys, I have a problem here.
09:15Bright lights, big city.
09:17Here we come.
09:21Uh-oh, the missile is inside the city limits
09:23and headed for Hollywood!
09:27Yee-haw!
09:29Bullseye!
09:33We can't fire on that thing in the middle of town.
09:36Jock, can you lock in on the missile's command channel?
09:39Great idea.
09:40I'm on it.
09:41And I got it!
09:46This is your captain speaking.
09:48Kiss your missile goodbye.
09:50It's mine now.
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09:57Dr. X can do it.
10:03Whoa!
10:05Um, guys, Jock has things under control.
10:08Oh, all right.
10:10But I can't understand why you don't just use your chute.
10:17Ah!
10:19How nice of you to drop in.
10:21Hey, that's my line.
10:30Jock, what's wrong?
10:33Nothing.
10:34Tell me.
10:35I just get tired of lugging this thing around sometimes.
10:38I want to learn to take care of myself, like you do.
10:42Hmm, I have an idea.
10:44Come with me.
10:46Don't just sit there.
10:47Come on!
10:52Go slow.
10:56It takes a while to get the hang of zero gravity.
10:59First, a word of philosophy.
11:01But I want to learn how to move.
11:03I want to be able to hold my own in a fight, like you.
11:06Patience, Jock.
11:08To move like the Master, you must think like the Master.
11:18Where did I learn that?
11:20Memory flash?
11:21Yeah, a strong one, too.
11:23Okay, lesson one.
11:25Size and strength aren't important.
11:27Martial arts are a state of mind.
11:35Guys, we need you in the comm room on the double.
11:37Priority one call from Secretary Norris.
11:40We found the stealth bomber and the crew unharmed.
11:44But the plane was stripped of weapons at an airstrip in French Guiana.
11:50That's not far from the Guiana Launch Center.
11:52Where the European Space Agency launches its rockets.
11:55Say no more. We're on the case.
12:14Skull men everywhere.
12:16Looks like we have an extreme situation here.
12:20We need to find a way inside without alerting them.
12:23No problem.
12:24I know every access tunnel and hatch in the whole place.
12:27I looked at the Space Center blueprints on the way down.
12:34He's planning to launch two rockets from pads six and seven.
12:38Can you stop him?
12:39It'll take time.
12:40He's set up six levels of security encryption.
12:43That's another way to stop those rockets from launching.
12:47Soon we'll be in space.
12:49And Action Man and his colleagues will be indisposed forever.
12:54But I don't want to go into space.
12:56It's so cold and airless.
12:58That's because it's a vacuum like the inside of your head.
13:03Aha. As I expected.
13:06Team one to grid J7.
13:09That's it. I'm in.
13:14In my hands, Jimmy.
13:16Get them!
13:33Shark! No!
13:39Action one to action two. Red alert.
13:42Director X has Shark.
13:43I want you to take out his supply rocket.
13:45I'm going after them.
13:51Run!
14:13Action two, this is action one.
14:15Return to genetic stream and prepare for emergency pickup.
14:22Stop right there!
14:24You flooded out my supply rocket and stopped it from launching.
14:28But that's all you'll stop.
14:30Unless you want something unpleasant to happen to the boy.
14:35If you hurt him, I'll kill you.
14:38What will you do, Action Man?
14:40Hurt me?
15:08Action one to action two.
15:11When Station Xtreme comes to perigee,
15:40you do know what I mean, don't you?
15:42Of course. Perigee. The lowest point in its orbit.
15:45Exactly.
15:47When it reaches perigee, I'll launch my smart missiles
15:51and blow it to tiny little bits.
15:53You don't know the coordinates.
15:55But you do.
15:57Let me use my truth serum.
15:59I made a fresh batch this morning.
16:01That won't be necessary.
16:03I've got something in mind that works just as well.
16:07It's much more unpleasant.
16:09Lock him in the observation room for now.
16:11Without his computerized wheelchair, he's no threat to anyone.
16:21Huh? A radio spectrometer. Awesome.
16:25If Shock were here, I bet he'd find himself real fast.
16:29Wait! I'm picking up a signal.
16:31It's coming from Mir, the Russian space station.
16:37Please, Dr. X. I know some hypnosis techniques that...
16:41But the boy has already helped us.
16:44We won't have to go to Action Man.
16:47Action Man is coming to us.
16:49Many thanks. I couldn't have done it without you, boy.
16:53Now, instead of destroying Station Xtreme,
16:56I'll destroy the Action Team and keep the space station for myself.
17:01I will be king of outer space and lord of the skies.
17:08We have visual lock.
17:10What's some real flying, Captain Jock?
17:20We'll pay for this.
17:23There he is.
17:25I'm going to destroy him.
17:28I'm going to destroy him.
17:31I'm going to destroy him.
17:34I'm going to destroy him.
17:36They're headed for Jet Xtreme's nice, warm engines.
17:40In spite of your interference.
17:42Natalie, maneuver Delta Tango.
17:48Missile One has locked onto me.
17:50And his twin brother is after us.
17:56We did it! Action Man and his team are dust.
18:00Natalie, stay out of range.
18:02It won't be long before Dr. X realizes he didn't get us.
18:11Intruder alert.
18:13Two hundred miles up.
18:15Action Man again.
18:17Get the emergency re-entry vehicle ready.
18:25I warn you.
18:27Stay away or I will react with breakneck speed.
18:32So will I.
18:38Blast you!
18:44You may have gotten away, but Dr. X learned one good lesson.
18:48You don't mess with any member of my team, if you know what's good for you.
18:52I just wish I could have seen Dr. X's face when Jock flipped him.
18:56You got the mirror?
18:59Whoa!
19:01There! That's the look!
19:06Load action memory file.
19:09Loading.
19:11Activate virtual memory scan.
19:14Activated.
19:29Whoa!
19:33This place looks so familiar.
19:36I know I spent time there.
19:39Who is this man? Was he my teacher?
19:42What did I do to displease him?
19:45Vyra, identify.
19:47Subject unknown.
19:49Image corollary, Tibetan monk.
19:51Probability?
19:53Match factor, eighty-five percent.
19:56We established the fact that this is a monastery in the Himalayan mountains.
20:00Yet I feel like I know it so well.
20:03As well as I know my own home.
20:06As well as I know my own name.
20:09But I will remember.
20:11Vyra, update action memory file.
20:14Save and exit.
20:21Some people use drugs for all sorts of reasons.
20:24For instance, sometimes they use them to escape from life.
20:27When things get difficult and I need a break,
20:29I'd rather climb rocks, climb trees, climb mountains,
20:32practice karate, practice tai chi, practice my free throw,
20:36skateboard, snowboard, windsurf, play baseball, play football,
20:39play piano, draw pictures, write a letter, write a book, write wrongs,
20:43watch a movie, watch the news, watch cartoons.
20:47Drugs can kill you.
20:49When there's all this cool stuff to do, why would I want that?
20:52Why would anyone want that?