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00:30Fire!
01:01Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis, amnesia.
01:31Fire!
01:33Fire!
01:34Fire!
01:35Fire!
01:36Fire!
01:37Fire!
01:38Fire!
01:39Fire!
01:40Fire!
01:41Fire!
01:42Fire!
01:43Fire!
01:44Fire!
01:45Fire!
01:46Fire!
01:47Fire!
01:48Fire!
01:49Fire!
01:50Fire!
01:51Fire!
01:52Fire!
01:53Fire!
01:54Fire!
01:55Fire!
01:56Fire!
01:57Fire!
01:58Fire!
01:59Fire!
02:12Action two.
02:13The Olympic bomb has found the home.
02:15I copy you action one.
02:16Detonation is for two minutes.
02:18Double tech's going to have a hard time launching
02:20a Skullman attack when we cut off his fuel supply.
02:22He'll have an even harder time getting past
02:24the wall of fire we'll be leaving in his harbor.
02:26Now get out of there while you can, over.
02:28Copy that.
02:33Skullman, alert!
02:34Infrared scanners detect an intruder on the island.
02:38If it's Action Man, I want him captured!
02:45Action Two, X is after me.
02:47I'm sure he won't mind me borrowing his boat.
02:51He's taking our boat! After him!
02:58Move in!
03:28Move in!
03:47Action Two, when did you say that boat was set to blow? Over.
03:50Action One, you've got to start listening here, Uncle Doc.
03:53You need any help getting out of there?
03:55Negative, Action Two.
03:59I've just got one hot idea!
04:02Here comes one extreme getaway!
04:28Toasty but clear, Action Two. See you in space.
04:58When things go too smoothly, that's when I start to worry.
05:11Relax, A.M. Maybe this is one time Dr. X won't show up.
05:15Right. Just because nothing's happened yet doesn't mean it will.
05:20Base, we have a situation here. Engine malfunction.
05:23The bird is starting to crack. Safety override's inoperative.
05:29No time to adjust! She's going down!
05:35Actually, she's going up.
05:40Up in smoke, that is.
05:42Come in, Dr. X.
05:43X here. Marvellous job of acting. You should consider a career in television.
05:53I trust everything you say.
05:56I trust everything went as planned?
05:59Of course, Doctor. I ejected the package precisely over the coordinates you gave me.
06:11Extreme alert! We've lost one of our nuclear warhead transports!
06:15Any chance the pilot got out alive?
06:17I'm afraid not.
06:19That plane couldn't have been pecking a nuke.
06:23There isn't a trace of radiation on my scanners.
06:25Which means, wherever that bomb is, it's still intact.
06:28And that means trouble.
06:30Natalie, upload the pilot's flight plan.
06:33Jacques, power up the deep radar.
06:35Nock, give us some specs.
06:38Nuclear Dynamics 857, mini-megaton class.
06:422.4 meters long, mass 347 kilos.
06:46Blast radius 3 kilometers. Minimum safe distance, 20 clicks.
06:50Listen up, folks. We're receiving a signal.
06:53Action Man, this is Ursula Stabinger calling for Action Man.
06:57Ursula?
07:02Memory flash AM?
07:04Yeah, I thought...
07:06No, it's gone.
07:08Action Man, this is Ursula.
07:11Dr. X, nuclear bomb, please.
07:15Action Man here. Your signal is weak.
07:17What is your location, Jacques?
07:20You think I'm a miracle worker?
07:22I know you are.
07:24You're right.
07:26The signal came from a small island near Piquan.
07:28I've got a nuclear battleship on its way to the island as we speak.
07:32Well, tell them to stay outside the safety zone until I signal.
07:35If Dr. X has that bomb, there's no telling what he might do.
07:40All right, team. Let's get extreme.
07:47Let's go.
08:17Let's go.
08:19Let's go.
08:45Approaching the island now, AM.
08:47Sensors confirm the bomb is there.
08:49That's the good news.
08:51The bad news is the place is crawling with Skull Men.
08:54Welcoming committee, eh? I'll have to move fast and hard.
08:57Nock, send down the light strike vehicle.
09:00On its way, Ace.
09:02Secretary Norris reports the nuclear battleship will arrive in the vicinity within three hours.
09:08Remind them to stay back.
09:10We've got an explosive situation here.
09:13Over the drop zone now, Ace. And you know what that means.
09:18Yeah. Time to get extreme!
09:32Taking ground fire.
09:37Light strike vehicle, activate automated weapon systems.
09:42Fire screaming may be salvaged.
09:45Let's go!
09:58Action man! Action man!
10:07Ursula?
10:11Oh, I knew you would come.
10:14You don't remember me, action man?
10:16Dr. X told me your memory was gone, but surely you remember us.
10:21Save the reminiscing for the fire sign.
10:24Right now, I've got a nuclear warhead to neutralize.
10:30It's action man. Activate the trap.
10:42Get down!
10:45Uh-oh.
10:48Why are we stopping?
10:50I'll show you.
10:56The whole jungle is booby-trapped.
10:59Action man, behind you!
11:01No problem. Hi-ya!
11:03Disarming begins at home. Sweet dreams.
11:08Oh, no you don't!
11:12Sleep tight.
11:15Your skills are always impressive, action man.
11:19But I believe this game is mine.
11:21Surrender, or she will suffer the consequences.
11:26You win, X. Just don't hurt her.
11:30How very noble of you. But nobility has a price, action man.
11:36And in this case, the price will be threefold.
11:39The world's freedom, the freedom of your team, and you.
11:49Battleship Geneva, this is Secretary Norris.
11:52Stand by for action man's signal.
11:55Imperative you do not approach any closer.
11:58That's an order. This is Norris, over and out.
12:02Come on, action man, come on.
12:07All right, X. You've got me. You don't need her.
12:11Let her go. Excellent idea.
12:14Just what I was about to suggest myself.
12:19Sorry, action man.
12:21I see. It was all a set-up.
12:24You've been working for Dr. X all along.
12:27A girl has to earn a living.
12:30You heroes are so predictable.
12:32Then just tell me what's going on.
12:34It's really quite simple, action man.
12:37You've been playing right into my hands, falling into my trap.
12:42Like a good little rat.
12:44The nuclear battleship you so conveniently requested
12:48is now stationed just 20 kilometers away.
12:51And that battleship carries enough nuclear missiles
12:55to destroy half a continent.
12:57Even you can't be insane enough to attack a battleship
13:00that'll be staying well outside the range of your little nuclear firecracker there.
13:04Exactly as I anticipated.
13:07Because you see, I'm changing the rules of the game.
13:12Deuterium.
13:14It will quadruple the bomb's radioactive yield.
13:18The battleship and its missiles will remain intact.
13:23But its crew will be instantly overcome by radiation.
13:27Beautiful, isn't it?
13:30By simply absconding with the unguarded missiles,
13:33I become an instant nuclear power.
13:36I will command entire nations.
13:39The world will bow to Dr. X.
13:49Bring him along.
13:50Bring him along.
13:51I have a last little surprise in store.
13:58Emergency signal. It's action man.
14:00We're going in.
14:01Jacques, take the controls and find us a place to land.
14:04Natalie, let's get the four-wheeler ready.
14:06Got it.
14:07Autopilot on.
14:10Activate wheelchair access.
14:16You realize my enjoyment, action man.
14:20When that bomb detonates, it will not only mean my triumph,
14:24but the destruction of you, my most hated enemy, as well.
14:28You haven't won yet, Dr. X.
14:34Only a matter of time.
14:36Thirty minutes, to be precise.
14:43Leave a few expendable skull men to guard the island.
14:46Everyone else to the helicopter.
14:50Shall we?
14:52Oh, yes.
14:57You despicable two-timing snake!
15:00After all I did for you?
15:02You were excellent bait, my dear.
15:04But your usefulness to me has ended.
15:07Farewell, action man.
15:09Think how lucky you are to enjoy your last moments
15:12in the company of a beautiful woman.
15:16We have to get out of here.
15:18What's that? Soil's too loose.
15:20You'll cave in the whole pit.
15:24What are we going to do?
15:26We can't just give up.
15:28We won't.
15:31But first, we need my equipment belt.
15:33How are you at gymnastics?
15:37The signal's coming from the top of that hill.
15:43Those lousy skulls got the tire.
15:46We gotta hoof it.
15:47Heads up!
15:48Or maybe I should say, skulls up!
16:01Okay, girl, let's really get tough on these two.
16:05Now, where was that signal?
16:07Up there. Let's go.
16:13I repeat, stand by, Geneva.
16:16Await the signal from action man.
16:19Just a little further.
16:29Almost got it.
16:38Now we're in business.
16:41Now what?
16:43I mean, it's time to get extreme.
16:50Wait! What about me?
16:53Yeah, what about you?
16:55Look what happened the last time I trusted you.
16:58I have knowledge of your past.
17:00If you don't take me with you,
17:02you will never find out what I know.
17:13Ah!
17:17Easy, Ace.
17:18We received your signal.
17:20And you're just in time.
17:22We've got exactly four minutes to save the world.
17:26Action!
17:35Oh, baby, baby.
17:37Can you disconnect the timer?
17:39Not a chance. It's wired to blow.
17:41I'll have to pull the detonator.
17:48Got it!
17:50Now, we cut the blue wire first.
17:53Wait! No, cut the red wire!
17:56Are you crazy? It'll blow!
17:58I know bombs.
17:59And I know Dr. X.
18:01Trust me.
18:02We're gonna be vaped.
18:04Trust me.
18:05I don't know how I know, but I know.
18:09Good call.
18:11Huh? We've only got nine seconds left!
18:14The detonator's still gonna blow!
18:24Everyone okay?
18:26Affirmative. Ursula, are you...
18:29She's gone.
18:31Can't blame her.
18:32She'd be looking at prison time.
18:34Well, she can't get far.
18:36This is an island, remember?
18:38She'll find a way.
18:40But we'll meet again. I'm sure of that.
18:43She knows things about me.
18:46And I'd like to find out what they are.
18:49You will.
18:50But for the time being, let's call in the cleanup crew and head for home.
18:54Right.
18:55Action Man calling Geneva.
18:57The nuke is disarmed. You may proceed with disposal.
19:01Good work, Action Man.
19:04Blast you, Action Man.
19:06You've not heard the last from me.
19:08Dr. X will strike again.
19:11I swear it.
19:15Mission accomplished.
19:17All right. Let's go home.
19:23Load action memory file.
19:26Loading.
19:28Activate virtual memory scan.
19:31Activated.
19:33Loading.
19:50Vyra, search memory file for Ursula.
19:55What were we doing here?
19:57Could we have been in some sort of mercenary school?
20:00Vyra, analyze.
20:02Activity unknown. No match found.
20:06But surely you remember us.
20:08But I don't.
20:10You will never find out what I know.
20:12My past will not stay closed. I won't let it.
20:15Vyra, update action.
20:21Blast you, X. Stay out of my mind.
20:27Save file and exit.
20:30I've made mistakes in my time, and here's what I think about them.
20:34We all make mistakes, but we always learn from them, too.
20:37They show us what works and what doesn't.
20:39You know that embarrassed feeling you have when you make a mistake?
20:42Especially in class, in front of your friends.
20:44I get that, too. It's just a feeling. It will pass.
20:48Don't let it stop you from trying something, and don't be afraid to make a mistake.
20:52That's brave. That's taking action in the best way possible.
20:56And when it comes to action, I write the book.