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00:01:00Great, thank you very much.
00:01:28What the hell, dude?
00:01:30Spare change.
00:01:32Hey, you saw what happened. Can I get another milkshake?
00:01:36Fuck you.
00:01:49Skeleton army has betrayed you.
00:01:52They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes. You are dead.
00:01:57That's harsh.
00:01:58You want to know what's harsh?
00:02:00This dead meat asking me for money with gold teeth in his mouth.
00:02:04Unbelievable.
00:02:07Wait, take this, take this.
00:02:09Watch it, Freddy.
00:02:11This is a limited floral cover edition.
00:02:16He doesn't care.
00:02:26Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy.
00:02:32Why not? What are you, a zomophobe now?
00:02:34You gotta stop doing this, okay? You're gonna get us in trouble.
00:02:38Survival of the strongest.
00:02:40Survival of the fittest.
00:02:41Whatever, dude, okay? He doesn't need it. I do.
00:02:44You need nasty gold teeth.
00:02:45No, I need cash, okay? Besides, what do zombies need money for anyway?
00:02:50I guess earning money is all they ever did when they were alive.
00:02:54What a bunch of losers.
00:02:58Oh, time to work.
00:03:03Hey, Maggie.
00:03:05Hey, shit face. I got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time.
00:03:10Don't fuck up this... No, we're not gonna fuck up this time.
00:03:13Give us the info, Maggie.
00:03:24Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back.
00:03:30There's no flesh-eating behavior, nor hunger for brain.
00:03:34They're just... here.
00:03:37And that's the real disaster, isn't it?
00:03:40So you're saying we have to relearn our behaviors towards the living dead?
00:03:44The less offensive term would be the living dead.
00:03:48What do you think, folks?
00:03:51I lost my job. They don't sleep.
00:03:54How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies?
00:03:59The population has dramatically grown by 175% within the last six months.
00:04:03It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones.
00:04:06Zombies you'd like to fuck.
00:04:09Protests are rising all over the world.
00:04:13I'm Brad Thompson for Coleman News.
00:04:15Good night, and God bless America.
00:04:27We're invincible!
00:04:43Hey.
00:04:48Mr. McKenna, hi. Coleman's Retirement Services for the living impaired.
00:04:51You called us?
00:04:52Yes, uh, thank you for coming so promptly.
00:04:55You guys are fast.
00:04:56Yeah.
00:04:58Now, I want you to know that we do love him dearly,
00:05:01and it was a hard decision for us to make.
00:05:04We totally understand, sir.
00:05:05You see, it's my father-in-law,
00:05:07and it's important for my wife that he be treated with dignity.
00:05:11That is our policy.
00:05:13Okay. My wife is very fragile emotionally, so if you...
00:05:22Oh, God.
00:05:25What did you do? I swear, if you shot him in the brain, I...
00:05:33That was close.
00:05:36Oh.
00:05:40How many times do I need to tell you?
00:05:42No more shooting at Pop-Pop!
00:05:44You said it yourself. Pop-Pop's just a fucking zombie.
00:05:49Kids.
00:05:52No, Pop-Pop is living impaired.
00:05:56And living impaired have rights, so you can't shoot them.
00:06:00Okay? He's just like a...
00:06:03Like a retard.
00:06:05But we don't shoot retards, do we?
00:06:09No, we don't.
00:06:10Listen, sir, I don't want to be mean and put pressure on you,
00:06:13but we're on the clock.
00:06:14Yes, I'm sorry. Please proceed with the extraction.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:28Are you sure this is necessary?
00:06:30They're professionals, honey.
00:06:33I think we got him.
00:06:35Careful, guys. That chair's priceless.
00:06:37Yeah, yeah.
00:06:38This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks.
00:06:50Totally normal.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:58Hey.
00:06:59Like new.
00:07:00See what we had to deal with every day?
00:07:04Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here.
00:07:07Let's just proceed to payment.
00:07:09Uh...
00:07:11Jeez.
00:07:12Ah.
00:07:13The car reader. It's messed up again, man.
00:07:16Oh, what the heck is that? That's really weird.
00:07:18I'm so sorry about this, sir.
00:07:20Mind paying cash?
00:07:22Here you go.
00:07:26You did the right choice.
00:07:27Okay, come on.
00:07:29Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude.
00:07:31I mean, sir.
00:07:32Bye-bye now.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:51Hello.
00:07:52Hi.
00:07:53Mr. McKenna.
00:07:54Coleman Retirement Services for the Living Impaired.
00:07:57I believe your colleagues have already taken...
00:08:01Honey?
00:08:03Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:06Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:08Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:11Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:13Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:15Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:17Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:19Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:21Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:24Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:32Carl!
00:08:34My man.
00:08:36Freddy.
00:08:38You're getting depressingly uninspiring.
00:08:40What do you mean?
00:08:41Don't worry about it.
00:08:44What am I supposed to do with this?
00:08:46Oh, come on, Don.
00:08:47It's not that bad.
00:08:48His head is holding on a pogo stick.
00:08:50Exactly.
00:08:51Which makes him, uh...
00:08:54Inspiring.
00:08:55Yeah, like the, uh...
00:08:56The Magnificent Head-Spinning Zombie Dude!
00:08:59Whoa!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:01Wow!
00:09:02Oh, see?
00:09:03Art.
00:09:04You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass.
00:09:06I'm not going to take this one.
00:09:08Don.
00:09:09Or at least...
00:09:10I'm not going to take this one.
00:09:12Don.
00:09:13Or at least...
00:09:14Not at full price.
00:09:15He'd have the certificate of termination and everything.
00:09:18He's legit.
00:09:19I mean, you can do whatever you want with him.
00:09:20You know, uh...
00:09:21No one cares.
00:09:23I'll give you half.
00:09:24What?
00:09:25Take it or leave it.
00:09:26That is an insult.
00:09:28There's no deal.
00:09:29Come on, Carl, we'll leave.
00:09:30Fine.
00:09:31You win.
00:09:32Half price.
00:09:33What are you doing?
00:09:34We're broke, remember?
00:09:36Oh, my.
00:09:38You have the softest hands.
00:09:42I moisturize.
00:09:52Oh, hi.
00:09:54I'm Bob Coleman.
00:09:56And for years, we've been studying the most complex structure of the universe.
00:10:02The human brain.
00:10:04Each second, 100 billion neurons are sending 10,000 electrochemical signals,
00:10:11making us behave the way we do.
00:10:15That's why this cute little creature makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
00:10:23At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking the secrets of the mind.
00:10:27Help the research.
00:10:28Donate your loved ones.
00:10:30Through our retirement services for the living impaired.
00:10:53Great.
00:10:55Bye.
00:11:01Your vampire hero stands before Shiva, the last god of evil.
00:11:11Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula.
00:11:16Why don't you just skip to the end?
00:11:18What are you talking about? That'd be cheating.
00:11:19The whole book is cheating.
00:11:21I mean, look at Dracula.
00:11:22He's all thin and handsome.
00:11:24He has to be thin and handsome.
00:11:26No, no, no, no.
00:11:27See, blood is super rich, dude.
00:11:28I mean, he'd be fat.
00:11:29Or at the very least, chubby.
00:11:31Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
00:11:32Listen.
00:11:33Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead, would be fat?
00:11:40That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys.
00:11:43This and that ugly hat.
00:11:45This?
00:11:46This is a hunter's hat.
00:11:47And I'm hunting, so it's appropriate.
00:11:50And I thank God every day we didn't come from the same ball sack.
00:11:55Thanks.
00:11:56Hey, Maggie.
00:11:57Got you a milkshake.
00:11:59Why?
00:12:00You know I don't drink milk.
00:12:01Well, milk builds strong bones.
00:12:03I'm lactose intolerant, Freddy.
00:12:05I don't mind farts.
00:12:06Farts are natural.
00:12:08Stop.
00:12:09Carl, just hand me my share.
00:12:14Uncle Gary!
00:12:15There's an ear in my fries.
00:12:17Again.
00:12:18Yeah, I told the cook about it.
00:12:20But he couldn't hear me.
00:12:24Good one.
00:12:25I'm gonna leave you a bad review.
00:12:26This time I'm serious.
00:12:29Carl.
00:12:30Yep.
00:12:32You're short.
00:12:34Oh, yeah.
00:12:36Funny story.
00:12:38Don, he paid us half because it was damaged goods,
00:12:41and that's not her fault, technically, so...
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:44Are you pissing down my back and calling it plain?
00:12:48No, we're not into that thing.
00:12:51It's a metaphor, hey, dumbass?
00:12:53Look, can't you just trust me for once?
00:12:55Trust?
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:57Listen to your brother.
00:12:58You know he's telling the truth.
00:12:59Oh, oh, did you hear that?
00:13:01I even kept it...
00:13:02Hey!
00:13:03You're a lying piece of shit, Carl.
00:13:05You're a lying piece of shit, Carl.
00:13:08Okay, that's collectible.
00:13:09Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup.
00:13:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:13:15Traitor.
00:13:16See, I knew it.
00:13:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:18And this is horse shit, okay?
00:13:20We're the ones doing all the hard work
00:13:21while you sit on your fat ass all day and night.
00:13:23Oh, really?
00:13:24Ow!
00:13:25On my knee.
00:13:26Really?
00:13:27Can you act in the Coleman system?
00:13:28Any of you?
00:13:29I guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it.
00:13:32No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meda to do it.
00:13:34Well, then I'm Meda, he's the muscle,
00:13:36and you're just a prick getting a free ride.
00:13:40Wait, you're leaving already?
00:13:41Yeah, I've had my dose of cheese dicks for one day.
00:13:44Anyway, I got a date.
00:13:46A date with who?
00:13:48Later.
00:13:49We were supposed to celebrate.
00:13:51Hey, thanks a lot, Junius.
00:13:53For your information,
00:13:55I know exactly what a metamorph is.
00:13:57Metaphor.
00:13:58Meta...
00:13:59Metaphor.
00:14:00Metaflore.
00:14:01Yeah, there you go.
00:14:02Metaflore.
00:14:24By all means, finish your cracker.
00:14:31This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide.
00:14:35In order for operations to run smoothly
00:14:37and for the company to profit,
00:14:39every employee must follow the chain of command
00:14:42with integrity, excellence, dedication, and initiative.
00:14:47We expect no less from our workers,
00:14:49and we won't hesitate to cut off
00:14:51dead weed
00:14:53in order to allow for
00:14:55stronger growth.
00:14:57That being said,
00:14:59do you know why you're here?
00:15:01We, um...
00:15:03We got our pickup stolen.
00:15:05Not just one pickup, Dave.
00:15:08Oh, actually, it's Stanley.
00:15:11Oh, Stanley.
00:15:13Over the last month,
00:15:15there have been a lot of
00:15:17missing pickups,
00:15:19missing pickups,
00:15:21and repeated errors,
00:15:23all coming from your sector.
00:15:30Cracker?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:33It's not our fault.
00:15:35We think some jackasses are posing as us,
00:15:38and, uh...
00:15:40they're, um, stealing our pickups right before we get there.
00:15:43Coleman's pickups.
00:15:44Gentlemen, you are currently owing the company $25,000,
00:15:47and we're withholding your last pay
00:15:49until the situation is resolved.
00:15:53Understood?
00:15:55Understood, sir.
00:15:58Hiya.
00:16:16Coming, dear!
00:16:18Good morning, Mrs. Neard.
00:16:20Is, uh, is Carl up?
00:16:22They're going to take me.
00:16:24What? Who?
00:16:26What? Who?
00:16:27The doctors.
00:16:28They told me I was impaired.
00:16:30Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard.
00:16:32I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet.
00:16:34Just tell them I won't be leaving my home.
00:16:36Oh, don't worry. I'll tell them.
00:16:38Good.
00:16:40Now, don't just stand there, darling. Come in.
00:16:43Okay. Great.
00:16:51Hey, big boy.
00:16:52Hey, you.
00:16:53Wanna have boobs for breakfast?
00:16:55Let me do it.
00:16:57Oh.
00:16:58That'll be 200 credits, honey.
00:17:04I'm coming, baby.
00:17:06Love the sound of that.
00:17:09What are you trying to do?
00:17:11One mile? Three floors?
00:17:12What?
00:17:13Fuck you!
00:17:14Get off me!
00:17:15Whoa!
00:17:16Whoa!
00:17:17Whoa!
00:17:18Why?
00:17:19Get out of the way!
00:17:20Why?
00:17:21Whoa!
00:17:23And the crowd goes wild!
00:17:24They're wild!
00:17:25We're wild!
00:17:26We're in gold!
00:17:27Whoa!
00:17:28Benny!
00:17:31What?
00:17:32What do you mean, what? I was busy!
00:17:35Don't look!
00:17:38You were masturbating.
00:17:39Yes, okay? Get out!
00:17:41Okay!
00:17:42Get out!
00:17:43I'll give you a couple minutes.
00:17:45Fuck!
00:17:48Ugh!
00:17:54Ugh!
00:18:03Ugh!
00:18:05Are you busy, too?
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:11So, had a fun night?
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15It was the best fucking night of my life.
00:18:18Cool.
00:18:19Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:18:22Ugh.
00:18:24So, um, yeah, uh, Maggie, I've been thinking a lot.
00:18:32I just wanted to say that you are so...
00:18:37Oh, thanks.
00:18:42You guys ready for a pickup?
00:18:44Pickup? Yes. Yes. Heck yeah.
00:18:48Uh, Carl's gonna need, like, five minutes.
00:18:52Why?
00:18:56Jeez.
00:18:59Is this really the place?
00:19:02Hey, you're my best friend, Carl.
00:19:04Can I get your honest opinion on something?
00:19:06Sure.
00:19:10Okay, so you want my honest opinion on a rotten finger.
00:19:14No, dude, the ring.
00:19:18It's ugly.
00:19:19Happy?
00:19:21Hey, uh, I'm thinking about proposing to your sister.
00:19:24Half-sister.
00:19:25Wait, wait, wait!
00:19:26Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
00:19:27I feel ready, and I'm pretty sure she is, too.
00:19:31Don't you think you're skipping crucial steps here?
00:19:34You're not even dating.
00:19:36Oh, my God.
00:19:37That whore thing stinks, man.
00:19:38Well, yeah, that's just the finger.
00:19:40It's the ring stuck to it.
00:19:41If I can get the ring off the...
00:19:42Freddy, it says OG on it.
00:19:44Yeah, because she's my original girl.
00:19:45It's a gangster ring.
00:19:47And you know what, man?
00:19:48Dating a co-worker is unethical.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Especially my sister.
00:19:54Half-sister.
00:19:55Whatever, man.
00:19:56This conversation grosses me out.
00:19:58Maggie doesn't even like you.
00:20:03Freddy, I'm...
00:20:04I'm sorry, man.
00:20:05No, no.
00:20:06No, no, I'm sorry.
00:20:07You're probably right,
00:20:08because masturbating to zilfs on the Internet
00:20:10makes you a relationship expert.
00:20:11Okay, you want to go there?
00:20:13Yeah, I want to go there.
00:20:14Let's go there.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16I want to go there.
00:20:22Ow!
00:20:29Rise and shine, ladies.
00:20:32What do we have here?
00:20:34Carl Neard.
00:20:38And, uh, Freddy Merckx.
00:20:41Crocodile Hunter's little brother
00:20:43and his, uh, hippo friend.
00:20:45Well, I'll have you know that hippos
00:20:46are actually one of the deadliest animals.
00:20:48Oh, shut up!
00:20:51And by the way, we're no longer friends.
00:20:53Really? You really want to do this now?
00:20:55I'm sorry.
00:20:56Do you guys hear something?
00:20:57Oh, but...
00:20:58Because I don't hear anything.
00:20:59Freddy, they have guns!
00:21:00Yes, we have guns!
00:21:01Listen to your friend.
00:21:02He's not my friend.
00:21:05Shut up.
00:21:06Shut the hell up!
00:21:09Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here?
00:21:13Well, we're here for pickup.
00:21:14Yes!
00:21:15I know.
00:21:17I called it in.
00:21:18It was a trap!
00:21:20Jesus!
00:21:21We know you two idiots stole from us.
00:21:23The ring.
00:21:24Right, the gangster ring!
00:21:25That's Maggie's ring!
00:21:27She doesn't like you!
00:21:33This isn't working.
00:21:35Rocco, I don't think these guys understand
00:21:37what's going on here.
00:21:38Why don't you show them what we're capable of?
00:21:40No, no, no, no, we understand.
00:21:41It's fine.
00:21:42This is not necessary.
00:21:43Please, please, no, no, please!
00:21:54I'm just not quite sure we're supposed to understand from that.
00:21:58Yeah, no, me neither.
00:22:00Shut up!
00:22:02You don't disrespect the wild gringo!
00:22:06Carl's grandma hits harder than that.
00:22:08Grandma, you say?
00:22:09She sweet?
00:22:10She's the sweetest.
00:22:11Change of plans.
00:22:15Now, tell us again what happened.
00:22:18Listen, I have nothing against a living impaired,
00:22:21but one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old.
00:22:25Oh, come on, he doesn't even have a penis anymore.
00:22:27Well, I'm pretty sure I did see a great swastika.
00:22:31Ladies, now, what do you think?
00:22:34We'll be back after these messages.
00:22:42Fucking slackers.
00:23:00Really, guys?
00:23:03You're pissed drunk, aren't you?
00:23:04It was a trap.
00:23:05What?
00:23:06The pick-up, the pick-up was a trap!
00:23:08Yeah, there's blood.
00:23:09Is this blood? Is this my blood?
00:23:10I don't know.
00:23:11What the hell is that?
00:23:12I don't know!
00:23:14Oh, my God.
00:23:16What if it's a bomb?
00:23:17Okay, what are you guys on?
00:23:19Go on, breastplug.
00:23:20Are you insane?
00:23:21I think I'm gonna fall for that.
00:23:22Okay, I'll do it.
00:23:23No, Freddy, no!
00:23:24Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore, so meh.
00:23:27No!
00:23:34Freddy!
00:23:35No, save me through his highness!
00:23:37Save me through his highness!
00:23:38Survive this, Freddy!
00:23:39You know it!
00:23:40Please, please!
00:23:45We work for Coleman,
00:23:46and we've uncovered your shitty little scheme.
00:23:49Grandma?
00:23:50You've stolen $25,000 worth of living-impaired pick-ups.
00:23:55You know what?
00:23:57Make that 50 for our troubles.
00:24:00We want the money back,
00:24:01or sweet old Greg over here goes bye-bye.
00:24:04I told you I will not be leaving my home.
00:24:06You have 24 hours.
00:24:08I'll call you.
00:24:12What kind of cheap, shot,
00:24:14fart-knuckle asshole goes for your grandma?
00:24:18Okay, guys, we need a quick job that pays.
00:24:22A lot.
00:24:23Like what?
00:24:24Robbing a bank?
00:24:25Oh!
00:24:26Why don't you ask Dawn to help us?
00:24:28No, I'm not interested in that.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:30Yeah!
00:24:31No, no, no, I'm not sure how I feel about it.
00:24:33Why not?
00:24:34Why not?
00:24:35He's super connected,
00:24:36and he really likes you, man.
00:24:38Yeah, exactly.
00:24:39I mean, he's very, you know,
00:24:40touchy-touchy-feely kind of guy,
00:24:42and it makes me uncomfortable.
00:24:43I don't like it.
00:24:45That's it?
00:24:46Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
00:24:48Yeah, you're being super selfish.
00:24:49Oh.
00:24:50Carl,
00:24:52you gotta take one
00:24:54for Granny.
00:25:05Jeez.
00:25:08Jeez or jizz?
00:25:10What?
00:25:14What?
00:25:15It's toothpaste.
00:25:16Don't be so immature.
00:25:17Uh-huh.
00:25:18Carl,
00:25:20I'm glad you called.
00:25:22From what I understood,
00:25:24you're in deep,
00:25:26and it's thin.
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:33And it stinks.
00:25:35Ha-ha.
00:25:36Now that is an accurate metamorph,
00:25:38my good sir.
00:25:40Uh,
00:25:41Carl said you might have a job for us.
00:25:43I don't.
00:25:44But the boss does.
00:25:46A high-profile pick-up.
00:25:49So when do we meet him?
00:25:50You're about to.
00:25:55Ladies and gents,
00:25:57the mad arts of the macabre,
00:25:58the one and only
00:26:00Otto Maddox!
00:26:31Woo-hoo!
00:26:41So, it is art.
00:26:53This is a nice place.
00:26:55A bit dusty, but cozy.
00:26:57Listen up, Granny.
00:26:58Let me make this crystal clear for you.
00:27:00You do what I say.
00:27:01You don't run.
00:27:02You don't scream.
00:27:04It'll all be over in no time.
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06But you try anything funny,
00:27:08and my friend Rocco over here
00:27:10is gonna impair you.
00:27:11Oh, I'm already impaired, dear.
00:27:13But thank you.
00:27:15I think I'm impaired, too.
00:27:17No shit, Sherlock.
00:27:19The Darwin Awards called.
00:27:20They say I have a trophy for you.
00:27:22Really?
00:27:23No, not really, Rocco.
00:27:24Jesus Christ!
00:27:26Look, I have shit to do.
00:27:27You keep an eye out for me, okay,
00:27:28while I'm gone.
00:27:29And s...
00:27:30Stop playing with your gun.
00:27:34God.
00:27:36My doctor said it's important
00:27:37to keep your brain stimulated.
00:27:40So I suppose they have
00:27:41activities scheduled here.
00:27:43Bingo Mondays.
00:27:45Social dance Fridays.
00:27:51All right.
00:27:52Make yourselves comfortable.
00:27:53I'll be right with you.
00:27:57We'll talk about my finest feeling.
00:28:00Hmm?
00:28:10For the record, I hate you guys.
00:28:12You're so stuck up.
00:28:14Relax.
00:28:15Whoa.
00:28:16Whoa, dude.
00:28:18Isn't that the girl
00:28:19that you were masturbating to?
00:28:20Shut...
00:28:21No.
00:28:23That's the real one.
00:28:28Wow.
00:28:33Oh, my God.
00:28:34The jewels of rock.
00:28:37The blade of death
00:28:38leaving our Rupert.
00:28:41Isn't she marvelous?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45No, you got a 35-millimeter print
00:28:48of the band film Zalvarella?
00:28:50Sir, there's, like,
00:28:51only five copies in the whole world.
00:28:53Yes, and I own all five of them.
00:28:57Welcome.
00:28:59Welcome to my private exhibition.
00:29:03Oh, fuck me.
00:29:08Doc told me you are the best
00:29:10in the hunting business.
00:29:12Really?
00:29:13Yes.
00:29:14Yes, we are.
00:29:16Yes.
00:29:17You know, I really dig your style.
00:29:21Throughout my life,
00:29:22I gathered quite a collection.
00:29:24So I feel my existence
00:29:26will remain incomplete
00:29:28until I possess this last,
00:29:30but not least, precious piece.
00:29:33I want her at my arm tomorrow night
00:29:35for my big performance.
00:29:38Zalvarella.
00:29:39Yes!
00:29:40The queen of the dead,
00:29:42the exquisite Debbie Jones.
00:29:44She's been located in her family plot
00:29:46at the Country Hill Cemetery.
00:29:48You'll find all the boring info in there.
00:29:51So, uh, just another pickup, then?
00:29:53Actually, it's a bit more complicated.
00:29:55This cemetery is Coleman's property.
00:30:00You want us to steal from Coleman?
00:30:02Exactly.
00:30:04I do not want my name
00:30:05mixed in some shady business.
00:30:07That's why I'll pay you
00:30:11$25,000
00:30:13to bring her to me.
00:30:18You know, we were really looking
00:30:19at the Express VIP service here,
00:30:21and it's, uh, it's double.
00:30:23Oh, I'm not here to bargain.
00:30:25This is the job.
00:30:26This is the payment.
00:30:27Well, all true collectors know
00:30:29that Zalvarella is worth beyond
00:30:31the Express VIP service.
00:30:34Isn't she?
00:30:40He's very smart.
00:30:41All right, 50,000 it is.
00:30:44Bring me my queen!
00:30:46So let me get this straight.
00:30:47We want to steal from Coleman
00:30:49to repay Coleman
00:30:50for stealing from Coleman.
00:30:52Yep, that is exactly
00:30:54what we're gonna do.
00:31:07What?
00:31:08Nothing.
00:31:09No, it's just, you're all glittery.
00:31:14You're pretty.
00:31:16Oh.
00:31:17Uh, thanks, I guess.
00:31:20Yeah, it's super cool having you,
00:31:21you know, with us in the van.
00:31:23Watch out!
00:31:24Have you got a diswish, buddy?
00:31:26You're gonna get us killed, asshole.
00:31:28Just pay attention to the road
00:31:30instead of staring at me.
00:31:34That's really mean, Maggie.
00:31:36Like, have you ever seen an asshole?
00:31:39It's not pretty.
00:31:43I looked at my asshole once.
00:31:46I mean, with a mirror, you know.
00:31:49What?
00:31:50You guys were never curious?
00:31:53Overpopulation, diseases, epidemic.
00:31:59The smell alone makes my stomach turn.
00:32:0260 million people die each year
00:32:04on a global scale,
00:32:05adding to the living impaired population count.
00:32:08Military terms?
00:32:11We call that an invasion.
00:32:13What do you think is gonna happen
00:32:15when they outnumber us?
00:32:17When they turn against us?
00:32:19We need to restore balance,
00:32:21and the only way for that change to occur
00:32:23is to engineer society's perception of the undead.
00:32:27All eyes will be on this event,
00:32:29including pro-living impaired activists,
00:32:32making the automatics art show a perfect target.
00:32:38Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present...
00:32:41Project Zoltan.
00:32:52Dr. West, the floor is yours.
00:33:07Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:33:18Mr. Hannity, may I have a word with you?
00:33:29Sit.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:34Sir, I understand the situation a bit.
00:33:37Unstable.
00:33:38But I assure you, the formula's working.
00:33:41And as people say, shit happens.
00:33:44I'll stop you there.
00:33:46This little project of yours is costing me a shitload of money.
00:33:50With all due respect, sir, you can't make an omelet
00:33:53without breaking some eggs.
00:33:54And you can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit, can you?
00:33:58This is it.
00:34:00I'm shutting your ass down.
00:34:02You've got great qualities.
00:34:04I'm sure they'll appreciate you at Coleman Malaysia.
00:34:24Go, go, go, guys, come on!
00:34:30Come on.
00:34:49We're invincible.
00:34:51Hey, you guys can speak fast.
00:34:53I don't have much time to go before the next patrol.
00:34:55Maybe you can come out and help us.
00:34:57We only have two shovels, genius.
00:34:59I'm just going to keep the engine running,
00:35:01keep an eye on Coleman security systems.
00:35:03Freddy, for fuck's sake, tie your goddamn shoelaces.
00:35:05No, I don't tie my shoes.
00:35:07What, are you five?
00:35:08Maggie, it's a way of life.
00:35:09The only time Freddy got knocked out, he was tying his shoe.
00:35:12He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee.
00:35:14Dude, dude, that was a secret.
00:35:17Four stitches.
00:35:18Guys, I don't care, just go.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:22Come on.
00:35:29We're in.
00:35:31Heavy Jones.
00:35:33Here we go, baby.
00:35:43No way.
00:35:48Coleman, you shady motherfucker.
00:35:53Oh.
00:36:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:04No way.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:09Guys, guys, guys, guys, we got to go.
00:36:11Okay, I present to you the queen of the dead,
00:36:15Selma Brown.
00:36:17Oh, my God.
00:36:18Oh, fuck me.
00:36:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, she's all dried up.
00:36:22Super dry, like extra crispy dry.
00:36:25It's a freaking skeleton.
00:36:26No way Maddox is going to pass for this.
00:36:28Let's give her a chance.
00:36:29Maybe she's still somewhere in there.
00:36:31She just needs our help waking up, right?
00:36:33Hear my voice.
00:36:36Arise.
00:36:38Arise.
00:36:41Rise up.
00:36:43You broke into pieces.
00:36:45Fucking voices down.
00:36:47Oh, what, Maggie?
00:36:49I mean, look at this.
00:36:50We're screwed anyway.
00:36:51What could be worse?
00:36:53Oh, what the fuck?
00:36:55You shot me.
00:36:56You shot me.
00:36:58It's not time for free dirty fucking shot, Addox.
00:37:01Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
00:37:02Give me the gun.
00:37:04Freddy, I don't want to die.
00:37:13I don't understand.
00:37:15We use it all the time.
00:37:17Mr. Hannity.
00:37:19Please.
00:37:21I swear it's not my fault.
00:37:23He got strangled in the sex swing.
00:37:29Well, well.
00:37:32Welcome back, Mr. Coleman.
00:37:48Is he able to speak?
00:37:50Short answer is no.
00:37:52Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage
00:37:54will leave your brain damaged.
00:37:56I need a word with him in private.
00:38:04Bob, Bob, Bob.
00:38:07May I call you Bob?
00:38:10You've always been a source of inspiration,
00:38:13seizing all opportunities as they present themselves,
00:38:16never taking bullshit from anyone, hmm?
00:38:19Well, now, I'm seizing mine.
00:38:24I'm taking over.
00:38:26I got big plans for the Coleman Corporation.
00:38:37One, two, one.
00:38:41One, two, one.
00:38:44One, two.
00:38:47Two, and step, step.
00:38:49And one, two, back.
00:38:51One, two.
00:38:53What the hell is going on here?
00:38:56Social Dance Friday.
00:38:58He's making great progress. He's a natural.
00:39:02And what have you guys done with my place?
00:39:05We tied it up a bit.
00:39:07You did what?
00:39:08It was dusty.
00:39:10She is our hostage, numbnuts, not our maid.
00:39:13Get out. Settle down.
00:39:16I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys.
00:39:20Freshly baked sweet roll.
00:39:22Sweet roll, man!
00:39:30You're so fucked.
00:39:32Oh, I'm so fucking cold.
00:39:34You're not dying, Carl.
00:39:36I think I'm losing too much weight.
00:39:37It's a scratch. You're fine.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41You actually got shot.
00:39:42Yeah, I told you.
00:39:43Dude, chicks dig scars.
00:39:48Cheeseburgers? Really?
00:39:50Thank you for all the extra lactose, Freddy.
00:39:53Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers?
00:39:56Oh.
00:39:57Geez.
00:40:00What's up, losers?
00:40:01It's them.
00:40:03I'm going to put you on speakerphone, okay?
00:40:07I think I hung up on them.
00:40:09Freddy!
00:40:10I didn't do it on purpose.
00:40:12Oh, here, here.
00:40:14Did you just hang up on me?
00:40:16Stan?
00:40:18Maggie.
00:40:19Wait, you two know each other?
00:40:21So after all this time, you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh?
00:40:25Screw Coleman, okay?
00:40:26If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours,
00:40:28this sweet old granny over here goes bye-bye.
00:40:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:40:32How do we even know she's alive, huh?
00:40:34Good point.
00:40:35She is fine.
00:40:36Melvin, put her on the phone.
00:40:43What the hell was that?
00:40:44Uh, nothing.
00:40:46What the fuck, Rocco?
00:40:48Put the gun down.
00:40:49What gun?
00:40:50Look, put Grandma on the phone right now or the deal is done.
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:54Yes, um, she's coming.
00:41:05Wake up, please, wake up.
00:41:11Speak.
00:41:13Hello?
00:41:14Grandma!
00:41:15Oh, hello, sweetie.
00:41:19Isn't it a beautiful day?
00:41:21Are you okay?
00:41:23Is that bastard treating you well enough?
00:41:25Language, young lady.
00:41:26All right, that's enough.
00:41:27You got 12 hours, got that?
00:41:31So how do you know this prick?
00:41:33He's my ex.
00:41:36You slept with the enemy?
00:41:38Thank you, Freddy, for the reminder.
00:41:41Shit.
00:41:44Okay, we need another Zelverella.
00:41:46You mean like the one that Carl masturbates to?
00:41:49Can't you just say jerk off like normal people do?
00:41:52Show us.
00:41:54I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys.
00:41:56Show us the girl, you sick fuck.
00:42:00Hey, would you quit crying, you overgrown crybaby?
00:42:03I never shot a granny before.
00:42:06Oh, there, there.
00:42:14Oh, she's alive.
00:42:17Wait, I want to see.
00:42:20That totally looks like her.
00:42:22I know.
00:42:23This could actually work.
00:42:25So how do we find her?
00:42:27Well, they also have a massage parlor,
00:42:29and you can go and book private sessions.
00:42:32Not that I ever tried.
00:42:34Same.
00:42:35Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.
00:42:58Wow.
00:43:10Username?
00:43:15Masterbater69.
00:43:17Come again?
00:43:19Masterbater69.
00:43:21Just give me a second.
00:43:23How original.
00:43:24That's a play on words, Maggie.
00:43:26Mm-hmm.
00:43:27So you do use that word.
00:43:29Double standard much?
00:43:30Platinum member.
00:43:31Wow.
00:43:32Which one of our delightful Zelve girls
00:43:34have you come to see today?
00:43:36We're here for Zelverella.
00:43:38Of course.
00:43:39Your favorite.
00:43:41Oh, it says right here,
00:43:43you never claimed your membership rewards.
00:43:45Well, it says it right here.
00:43:46And boy, did you accumulate some blood.
00:43:48So here's your free platinum membership pin.
00:43:54Gel for your penis.
00:43:57A lovely Zelve T-shirt.
00:44:02Some coupons.
00:44:04And of course, our famous pocket penis laser pointer.
00:44:09Okay, look, we don't have time for free swag, okay?
00:44:12God!
00:44:13God!
00:44:14That laser is brutal.
00:44:16You can proceed to booth 23.
00:44:18She'll be right there with you.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:25Oh, and platinum members' friends
00:44:29do get a special discount.
00:44:32Care for a trial?
00:44:35No, we're just laid outside.
00:44:38Don't touch anything, Freddy.
00:44:55Huh?
00:44:57Happy to finally put a face on my best tipper.
00:44:59Hello.
00:45:02Hi.
00:45:03Oh!
00:45:06Ooh, you're kind of cute.
00:45:08You too? You smell nice.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:11So, first time here, huh?
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:26Just open it.
00:45:27Ow!
00:45:30Are you having fun, Carl?
00:45:32It's not what you think, Maggie.
00:45:33Get away!
00:45:34Maybe we can give him, like, five minutes.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37Oh, come on. He needs this.
00:45:39I'm hanging out of a window.
00:45:40Are your friends gonna be watching?
00:45:42No, no, it's my sister.
00:45:43You can invite her if you want.
00:45:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:46Extra players need to register first.
00:45:49Oops.
00:45:51Look, we don't have much time.
00:45:53Wait, did you come here to save me from my pimp?
00:45:57Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:45:58Wait, why? Is he mistreating you?
00:46:00No, he's just so overprotective.
00:46:02You know, suffocating, like...
00:46:04Oh, shit.
00:46:05Hey, this is against house rules. Open up.
00:46:07Everybody out, now!
00:46:08Nobody tells me what to do, girl.
00:46:10Come on.
00:46:12Oh, come on!
00:46:25Hey, your membership is terminated!
00:46:33Sadly, we are also expecting a big protest
00:46:36against living impaired abuse.
00:46:38That's a real shame for freedom of speech.
00:46:40Well, if you're traveling by car
00:46:42and don't want to be late for dinner,
00:46:43you should definitely avoid the art district.
00:46:46Love.
00:46:48It's the best feeling, right?
00:46:51I'd rather be in a car crash.
00:46:56Freddy, pull over!
00:46:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:47:01Perfect.
00:47:04I'm stuck.
00:47:06Thank you. We can see that.
00:47:08I can't fucking believe it.
00:47:09You just drove right into him.
00:47:11He hit us!
00:47:12Liar.
00:47:13Shut up!
00:47:14You okay there?
00:47:15Poor thing.
00:47:16I've been worse.
00:47:18You weren't paying attention. Again.
00:47:20I was paying attention to you being negative.
00:47:24Again!
00:47:25Would you two just cut it?
00:47:26For, like, a second, please?
00:47:27News and news.
00:47:28Country Hill Cemetery is being evacuated.
00:47:30For, like, a second, please?
00:47:31News and news.
00:47:32Country Hill Cemetery has been the theater
00:47:33of yet another hate crime.
00:47:35The police are looking for three suspects
00:47:37driving a green delivery van.
00:47:39They are deemed armed and dangerous.
00:47:41You know, the police is looking for us now.
00:47:43What did we do this time?
00:47:44Oh, nothing serious.
00:47:45Just, you know, a hate crime.
00:47:48That is a load of bullcrap.
00:47:50Oh, right.
00:47:51You say you're the brain of the operation, Maggie,
00:47:53so you got any great plan to get us out of this?
00:47:55Yeah, I got a plan.
00:47:56I got a plan.
00:47:57Right, uh, right, uh, right here.
00:48:00That's very mature, Maggie.
00:48:02Mm-hmm.
00:48:03Says the guy who looked at his own asshole.
00:48:06Asshole.
00:48:07You, shut up.
00:48:09Asshole.
00:48:11Uh-huh.
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:14Captain!
00:48:15There, dickless.
00:48:16Go fetch.
00:48:17Guys, guys, guys, come on!
00:48:20None of our assholes are gonna matter
00:48:22if we don't get back on the road, like, right now!
00:48:26Okay!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:37Hey, hey, hey, come on, big guy.
00:48:42Don't mind me.
00:48:44Shut up.
00:48:45How about I call us an Uber?
00:48:51Hey, losers, clock is ticking.
00:48:53All right, now look, shitstick, we're on.
00:48:56Meet us at the Maddox Gallery with Grandma,
00:48:58take it or leave it.
00:48:59Ha, that shitty attitude.
00:49:01I missed you, Maggie.
00:49:04What a twat.
00:49:05Yep.
00:49:07All right, let's hope that old glittery fart likes bootlegs.
00:49:12Silvarella?
00:49:15Silvarella?
00:49:16Oh, shit.
00:49:17She's gone?
00:49:19Well, of course she's gone.
00:49:20I mean, we kidnapped her.
00:49:21Go get your girl.
00:49:23Go!
00:49:28No, no, no.
00:49:30No.
00:49:33Bad, bad.
00:49:35Is Mr. Coleman appreciating his new scenery?
00:49:39Mr. Hannity, we've made great progress.
00:49:42However, I'm afraid we need more time.
00:49:44Why? I've seen the tests.
00:49:46They're fine.
00:49:48They looked scary.
00:49:50Focus on scary and stay away from the party walker ants.
00:49:53Yes, this is the formula we have here,
00:49:56but it is extremely unstable and infectious.
00:49:59We don't know...
00:50:00Do you believe Coleman's special forces can't contain this?
00:50:05The protocol suggests that we perform additional testing.
00:50:09Maybe you're right.
00:50:13What are you doing?
00:50:14Following protocol.
00:50:17Oh, no.
00:50:19Oh, no.
00:50:21No, no, no, no, no, no...
00:50:23Let me out!
00:50:26Let me out of here!
00:50:28Let me out!
00:50:29No!
00:50:32Shut up!
00:50:34Shut up!
00:50:35Shut up!
00:50:43Shut up!
00:50:45Shut up!
00:50:46SILVERELLA!
00:50:53Silverella?
00:51:05Hello?
00:51:10Spare me! No! No!
00:51:12Cut the crap.
00:51:13Where are you taking me?
00:51:14We're on a job, and we're taking you to Automatics at the gallery.
00:51:17Automatics? Artist and billionaire?
00:51:21Yeah, yeah. He wants you to be his date for tonight's event.
00:51:27Oh, that's so romantic.
00:51:28Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! That's a...
00:51:30It's a bullet wound.
00:51:34It'll probably leave a scar.
00:51:44Oh, yeah.
00:51:47Oh, that's so gross.
00:51:49You want to know what's gross?
00:51:50Is that you ever dated that jerk.
00:51:52Ugh, get over it.
00:51:53I told you, it only ever happened like once, or, you know...
00:51:57...twice.
00:51:58Why am I trying to justify myself to you? It's none of your fucking business anyway.
00:52:01I was just kidding.
00:52:02Very funny.
00:52:05Thanks.
00:52:06Sarcasm, Freddie.
00:52:09Yeah, duh. Yeah, I knew that.
00:52:14Oh!
00:52:19Looks like you folks got a problem.
00:52:26Uh-huh.
00:52:28Let me give you a hand with that.
00:52:30I got just the right tools in my car.
00:52:32Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir.
00:52:35Pleasure, ma'am.
00:52:37He just mammed me.
00:52:39Did he? I didn't. I blacked out.
00:52:41You're so royally fucked.
00:52:43You know, I think if we just play it cool, we'll be fine.
00:52:47Yeah, I tried to swerve out of the way, but he just, like, jumped right in front of me.
00:52:51Don't worry about it.
00:52:52It happens all the time.
00:52:54These sons of bitches, they're worse than possums.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:57Hold that for me, sir.
00:52:58Yes, I can do that.
00:52:59All righty. Let's start with the head.
00:53:05Wow.
00:53:06That was...
00:53:08...quick.
00:53:09Majestical.
00:53:14Oh, jeez.
00:53:22Well, there you go, folks.
00:53:26Might want to stop at a car wash, get rid of that smell.
00:53:30Yeah.
00:53:31Oh, you're a real lifesaver.
00:53:33Yeah, no, that was really, really nice of you.
00:53:36Now drive safe.
00:53:38What the hell did you do that for?
00:53:40To save your asses.
00:53:41That is assault on an officer of the law.
00:53:44Yeah, a really nice officer that had no idea that we were wanted.
00:53:48And how was I supposed to know that?
00:53:50I thought that it was super brave.
00:53:52I am so done.
00:53:53I will be in the van.
00:53:54Fuck all of you.
00:53:59Well, we can't just leave him there.
00:54:02Well, we can't just leave him there.
00:54:16I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite red carpet correspondent
00:54:19here at the Maddox Art Gallery
00:54:21where the glitterati of Metropolis is here
00:54:24and Mother Teresa is here.
00:54:27Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness.
00:54:29Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness.
00:54:31Isn't she looking lovely in her designer robe?
00:54:34Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa.
00:54:37Mother Teresa, you rock the white and blue.
00:54:40Martinis later.
00:54:42You should see her on the dance floor.
00:54:44She is a maniac.
00:54:46Here on Colman News, we don't let protesters ruin our night
00:54:49and we just look forward to the art.
00:54:51I look forward to seeing what Automatic is going to release today.
00:54:55Who knows?
00:54:56Last time it was very controversial.
00:54:58It's probably going to be even more racy,
00:55:01but Colman News will show you everything.
00:55:28Let the show begin.
00:55:58ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:56:29ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:56:47Oh, my God. Have you guys seen this place?
00:56:50There she is! My queen!
00:56:54I was getting impatient.
00:56:58She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising over the ocean.
00:57:04All of this is yours?
00:57:07Oh, yes, darling, yes.
00:57:09All of this and you.
00:57:13You sure know what you want.
00:57:16Wow. She's in pristine condition.
00:57:21Botox and fillers. You know how it is.
00:57:25I had some work done myself.
00:57:28ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:57:31ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:57:53OK. Let's get her clean and dressed.
00:57:56Stop right there, dude.
00:57:59Is that our money?
00:58:02What I wouldn't give for the golden star of my celestial realm.
00:58:13Stop! Stop, OK? Stop! The deal is off.
00:58:18Shut the fuck up, Carl.
00:58:21ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:58:29ELECTRONIC MUSIC
00:58:50You're trying to ruin my mood.
00:58:52No, no, no. He's just, you know, jealous.
00:58:55No. No, we like each other.
00:58:57It's real sweet, honey, but this is a huge opportunity for me, so...
00:59:05I'm so sorry, Grandma.
00:59:07She's not the real Zelverella. She's a Zelve girl.
00:59:11And she's the love of my life.
00:59:16OK, listen, he is just being emotional.
00:59:18What did you just say?
00:59:20I said that he's just being emo...
00:59:22Not you!
00:59:24LAUGHS
00:59:27I got fooled by a cosplayer.
00:59:31Oh, she's a worthless fake!
00:59:34Do I look like a man you can play games with?
00:59:42What now?
00:59:44SCREAMING
00:59:46SCREAMING
00:59:55GROWLING
00:59:58Yeah, come at me.
01:00:00GROWLING
01:00:03Here we go!
01:00:06Adios, guys.
01:00:08What the hell, Don?
01:00:10GROWLING
01:00:13GROWLING
01:00:16GROWLING
01:00:19GROWLING
01:00:22GROWLING
01:00:45SCREAMING
01:00:47I'm sorry dude you just killed mother Teresa she was so mean super rude way
01:01:00out of character not bad for a worthless fake huh
01:01:30maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres that's actually plausible
01:01:59hey you really meant what you said up there master underscore Bader you can
01:02:08actually call me Carl I'm Jane
01:02:29yeah it's like good in the movies how are we supposed to do now okay we charge
01:02:42at them and we hit them in the brain real hard don't let them bite you great
01:02:46plan genius thanks oh that was sarcasm
01:02:53we have it almost
01:03:04the terrorists have been identified as being Carl near Freddie Merck's Maggie
01:03:10feminist activist terrorist all very dangerous to our freedom terrorists no
01:03:18no no we're bioterrorist okay it's far worse thank you Carl that really helps a
01:03:22lot wait where's Kate
01:03:29oh she's right there
01:03:33they're not attacking her I know it's weird it's like they're only attracted
01:03:36to us warm-blooded look she's getting her money
01:03:46backstabbing bitch hard-stabbing Maggie hard step
01:04:06so we hit him in the brain real hard here oh cuz I'm the girl no cuz you're
01:04:27badass thank you before we do this and you know
01:04:34almost probably die I just thought it would be really cool to have you as a
01:04:38brother-in-law hey don't I get a saying that okay listen Maggie I'm really sorry
01:04:44being jealous of your ex-boyfriend who was an asshole and I'm sorry too okay I
01:04:49know I made the plan fail and that was selfish I get it so I'm sorry guys are
01:04:55so lame but adorable
01:05:00all right fine okay I swear to God if we ever get out of this thing alive I will
01:05:08play D&D with you good enough I think that's huge okay so we're gonna show
01:05:20these rotten bastards what happens
01:05:25can't go into battle with your shoes on tied okay we're gonna show these rotten
01:05:33bastards what happens when wild gringo
01:05:39Oh
01:05:49we're invincible
01:05:52Oh
01:06:22I'm gonna pick you up I'm strong enough to do that
01:06:52Oh
01:07:22fucker
01:07:32population you
01:07:52Oh
01:08:22Oh
01:08:46Oh
01:08:52Oh
01:08:54Oh
01:08:56Oh
01:08:58Oh
01:09:18Jane everybody get on your knees now
01:09:29I'm surprised you're all still alive but glad to meet the terrorists behind
01:09:38project soul 10 it's tracking sounds I'm Carl saying this massacre just exposed
01:09:44your true nature to the world you filthy zombies hey she's living in
01:09:51Perry
01:09:58Oh
01:10:10man I bet you didn't see this one coming up tell me how does it feel to be on
01:10:15your knees no it's not the time Dave my name is
01:10:19Stanley how many fucking times I have to tell you that who the hell is Dave
01:10:22anyway calm down everything is fine we have the money my money hey I'm out
01:10:27finders keepers sneaky bitch baby I'm so sorry I was I was really scared she
01:10:35was scared man she's lying Carl no that I agree with both of you shut up enough
01:10:42with the fucking bickering do you hear yourself I'm scared I agree with you
01:10:46all of you in the fucking face where was I oh yes your days of roaming our
01:11:01streets and infecting us with diseases the last disease I caught wasn't from a
01:11:07dead guy you know you got some nasty shit going on inside your lab yourself
01:11:10I've seen it I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing wasn't bath salts
01:11:18you made them look bad so you could cash in on some big-ass Coleman cleanup
01:11:23contract and be the goddamn hero didn't you and you all are the perfect scapegoats
01:11:29aren't you you got me you got me too bad
01:11:40please remember to copy my code
01:11:42Carl laser penis
01:11:44Yes!
01:11:46No Max!
01:11:48No!
01:11:50You little greedy fuck!
01:11:52You ruined everything!
01:11:54You wretched scum!
01:11:56What have you done!?
01:11:58The world has a fucking face!
01:12:00Oh no!
01:12:02Oh no!
01:12:04Oh no!
01:12:06Oh no!
01:12:08For the world and our fucking favorite!
01:12:14You look better dead, baby.
01:12:22Nice shot.
01:12:24Good pass.
01:12:33Oh!
01:12:35It's a miracle!
01:12:36It's a miracle!
01:12:37You fucking fucker!
01:12:44I love you too, Maggie.
01:12:46Yeah, nice try, shit face.
01:12:52Uh, guys?
01:12:54I hate to interrupt, but...
01:12:56Where's the money?
01:13:01And where's Stan?
01:13:06I don't know.
01:13:18Paul, we can't.
01:13:20What would my father say?
01:13:23Why can't we be together?
01:13:25I love you.
01:13:27Hey, come on, pick up.
01:13:30Shit.
01:13:32Go ahead, I've got the money.
01:13:54Any moment now.
01:13:56Here they are, Brad.
01:13:57Our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door as we speak.
01:14:00Paul, you know, anything to say for your defense?
01:14:03Yeah, we're innocent.
01:14:05I've recorded everything and I have proof.
01:14:07I've recorded everything and I have proof.
01:14:11I do.
01:14:24Yeah, so I skipped to the end.
01:14:28Oh, I know, I'm cheating.
01:14:31Oh, I know, I'm cheating.
01:14:33All the good news is, we got Granny back.
01:14:37She's living impaired now, but she always thought she was, so I guess she's finally happy.
01:14:46And we didn't get arrested.
01:14:48Turns out the Captain Galactica's keychain plan didn't work out as I'd hoped and didn't prove anything.
01:14:54But...
01:14:56All hell broke loose.
01:14:58The infection got out and spread like crazy.
01:15:08Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse.
01:15:27What the hell is going on?
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