Kevin Reacts to One Foot in the Grave S1E2
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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name's Kevin, I'm a geek you're watching Kevin the Geek and welcome back to a reaction to one foot in the grave. This was very popular when when I released this last month. So if you haven't seen the pilot episode of one foot in the grave, do go back and check it out.
00:30But today we're checking out series one episode two called the big sleep. If you want to see my videos early, you can check out my Patreon where if you want to support the channel, you can do so at a small amount to get early access and other content as well. Of course, please subscribe if you're new. And of course, please drop me comments in the videos as well. But for now, let's check out one foot in the grave.
01:00Oh, I'm an OAP and we've been, but I'm not yet quite gone to see. I may be over the hill now that I have retired. Fading away, but I'm not yet expired. Clamped out, run down, too old to say. One foot in the grave.
01:23Are you sure you don't want to? I don't want anything. I want my four pound fifty. Then I'm going straight back and reporting this to the police. Yes. Well, look, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. God, there he is. I think I feel sick. You stood here. So good. Another wonderful circular from Reader's Digest. I do so look forward to them every morning. They're full of such delightful offers that without them, my life would be totally incomplete. Oh, wow.
01:50Victor, did you indecently expose yourself to this guy? Expose himself? He showed me everything. He left nothing to the imagination. You started the downstairs windows like I asked you. Adult hardcore. That's what it was. I nearly fell off my ladder. I thought he was in Hamburg washing a cabaret of bizarre erotica.
02:12She says you were handling your private parts. Of course I was handling my private parts. I was drying them with a flannel. What do you expect me to do? Drape them across the bathroom radiator for half an hour? They should get a call to order to have people like you destroyed. I'm going straight round the police about this. See what they say about a dirty old man putting on a sordid peep show in his own bedroom. I'm not dirty. I'm not old. I'm not a man.
02:38Bloody things. How are you supposed to open these with a 500 watt chainsaw? Hang on, was she looking through the bedroom window or the bathroom window or something? Because if she was, I'm kind of on his side there.
02:56It's my fault for washing the curtains. I should have put the spare ones up. Why is there no three act drama these days? It never used to be. You've got more time on your hands these days to worry about things. You weren't using my blue flannel, were you? You don't feel like any breakfast today? Anyway, I thought I got you that book out of the library. Coping with old age.
03:20The one with the two half wigs with silver wigs in the front cover, laughing uncontrollably at the concept of imminent death. Written by some fat spangled tart who does TV game shows. It was supposed to stop you getting depressed. It made me even more depressed. Especially the chapter on depression. According to her, every time you're feeling miserable, you stop and think of something nice that once happened to you. I've been racking my brains for two and a half weeks now.
03:48What about that dream you had that Norman Fowler was being burnt alive in an old house? Ah, yes, I'd forgotten about that. Anyway, 60's not old. You've barely started living. Hmm. Early retirement seems to be suiting Cousin Geoffrey. Says it's opened up a whole new life for him. I never felt so fit and healthy. I think I'm in better shape now than I've ever been, he says.
04:12When did he write that letter? Thursday. Why? This one's from Alice. She says on the way back from posting that letter he had a heart attack and dropped dead on the pavement. Oh. He'd only just turned 60 as well. Had he really? He'd just taken early retirement. Yes, how fascinating. He was the same age as you.
04:35Oh, jolly good. I'll just lie down the floor now and die, shall I? You can call the picker. I've no need to let him in. He can shout alas right through the letterbox. It's only a month as well since his sister, Lucy, contracted that terminal illness. What, measles? Oh, she died, didn't she? She fell off a cliff. Only because she'd gone to the seaside, nonetheless.
05:03When's the funeral? Wednesday afternoon. Yippee, something to look forward to there in these dark and dismal times. And don't you dare wear that black top hat again. You'll wear it to look like Freddie Frinton.
05:19Who's Freddie Frinton, I don't know.
05:38You asked for it.
05:50Thank you very much. You never do it in the airside, do you? All you've got to do is punch your bottom in the other direction. 37 Wingate Drive, the bird's nest capital of Europe.
06:15Fancy crapping in a looping? Why not drop in at Victor Murphy's World Famous Open Air Bird Toilet?
06:26You don't see Robinsons that much these days, do you?
06:28Well, what do you want now? A worm?
06:35Nice big sausage for breakfast.
06:39Nice.
06:40Seven chocolate wrappers today. Makes you wonder why they bother about funerals anymore. Grandma's dead, shall we bury her? No, I can't be bothered. Just sling her over that bloke's fence, he'll clean it up.
06:51Victor, there's two visitors for you in the front room. I think it's about, um, you know...
07:08Victor Meldrew. Yes?
07:10Wondered if we might have a little word with you, sir. Oh, God. On the subject of obscene behaviour.
07:18Look, it's awfully simple, really. Why are a lot of it going on these days, wouldn't you say? Acts of unbridled filth, perpetrated by perverts and sexual deviants who should know better at their age.
07:28Look, I just got out of the bath, and I was just rubbing... How do you think God feels about all this?
07:33What? Huh? How do you think the Lord feels about so much sin and wickedness in his holy kingdom on earth?
07:39If we look at Proverbs 6, verse 12... Oh, Jesus Christ. That was not intended.
07:48You're Jehovah's Witnesses. You're bloody Jehovah's Witnesses. I thought you were policemen.
07:54Well, we are policemen, but on our days off we work for God. Let me just read you something, sir. In the beginning...
08:02Get out of my house! Get out! We all of us need a moment of soul-searching reflection in these iniquitous...
08:09I know my right. You can't search my soul without a warrant. Now go on, get out of it.
08:15Bloody cheek.
08:19They said they were from a higher authority.
08:22What has God ever done for me? Got me fired from my job and drops bird mess all over the garden.
08:29Oh, I've got a pain in my chest now.
08:33What sort of pain? What?
08:35Does it feel as though there's an elephant standing on your ribcage? Yes, that's exactly the feeling.
08:40How do you know? What? Well, have you ever had an elephant standing on your ribcage?
08:45Well, no, not recently, but... Oh, why do you say such stupid things then?
08:50For goodness sake, turn your mind to something more cheerful. What shirt are you going to wear to Geoffrey's funeral?
08:55What about the one Alice bought you last Christmas? I thought you'd cut that up at dishcloths.
09:00I think that would be a nice act of self-sacrifice to put that on. I think she would appreciate it.
09:04My pulse has stopped now. I'm clinically dead.
09:09I know what would do you good. I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
09:16And stretch and stretch and stretch. Really?
09:20And stretch and stretch and stretch.
09:23Come on, I'll be stretching those muscles to keep them nice and supple.
09:32All right, shake out, everybody. Tootsies!
09:35Hands. Come on, everybody, shake out.
09:39And sit down.
09:42Remember, we mustn't overdo it. Not now, we're elderly.
09:45Because now we're elderly, we have a whole host of special problems that can afflict all our limbs and organs.
09:51Er, er, the doctor says I have to watch my liver.
09:55Oh, dear Len, does he?
09:57Yes, and I have to watch my liver as well.
10:01I spend hours watching my liver as a constant joy.
10:05All that entertainment, I think it beats a pancreas into a cocked hat.
10:09I've got very brittle bones in my leg.
10:12Have you, Elspeth?
10:13Yes, last year I had a plastic hip inserted under Kenneth Clark.
10:18Oh, I see.
10:19It's a miracle of medical science.
10:21Apart from seizing up every now and again, leaving me totally paralysed and in unbearable agony.
10:27Yeah, I've heard of that.
10:29Oh, dearie me. Well, I tell you what I'd like to do now, everyone.
10:33It's called yoga.
10:37Yoga?
10:38And it's yoga for folk like us who are not quite as young and nimble as we'd like anymore.
10:42It comes from a place called...
10:47Asia.
10:49And here...
10:50Did you meet Mother Dan?
10:53Here, you can see it being practised by a senior citizen from the Himalayas.
11:01Now, we're going to try something very simple to start with.
11:03All you do is just tuck your feet under your legs like that.
11:08Keep your back nice and straight.
11:10That's right.
11:14And just relax.
11:17I can't think the last time I sat cross-legged.
11:20Breathe in nice and slowly.
11:25Let your mind go completely blank.
11:29But don't fall asleep.
11:30Very good for tension.
11:33Very good for all those muscles.
11:41Just close your eyes.
11:47And breathe.
11:51I'm literally like Victor. I'm like, what's the point of yoga?
12:01How long have we got to sit in a trance like this, zombie fashion?
12:07I'm with him on that.
12:12Are you sure she's all right?
12:14Will you be quiet?
12:18Oh, God!
12:19Whoa!
12:20Because it wasn't that hard.
12:23She's dead?
12:24Oh, excuse me.
12:30She can't be dead.
12:31She's a bloody health and fitness instructor.
12:34Oh, don't cry, you stupid woman.
12:37There's nothing there.
12:39She must have had a colony.
12:41Oh, brilliant.
12:42It won't last any more than five minutes anymore.
12:46At this rate, the entire human race will be extinct by next Thursday.
12:50It's proof.
12:51Yoga kills people.
12:53There you go.
12:54I've said it.
12:55What are we going to do?
12:56Look, I think you should all go home, if you would.
12:59We'll deal with this.
13:00Will we?
13:01How?
13:02Yes, but there's nothing we can do about it.
13:05We're just going to see if we can get some help.
13:07Victor, why don't you take her for a cup of tea?
13:09Try and calm her down.
13:12I can't.
13:15Yes, you can.
13:16Just ease your...
13:18Oh, he's going to kill her next.
13:20It's my plastic hip.
13:22The ball's got locked in the socket.
13:26Oh, it's all right.
13:27If I just give it a sudden sharp rest...
13:29Oh, don't you dare.
13:31You'll split her leg open.
13:33Treat her gently.
13:35Oh, I'm going to see if there's a nurse in the college.
13:37You're not going to leave me with these two.
13:41Oh, I can't get up.
13:44I think I'm going to faint.
13:46No, you're not.
13:47You're going to be absolutely fine.
13:48You're not going to faint.
13:49You're just going to be...
13:50Oh, great.
13:53Welcome to Stiff City.
13:57The dead of two world wars.
13:59Come on, wake her up.
14:01And the dead body's actually breathing.
14:04You'd like to think they'd go,
14:05Right, we're going to do a wide shot now.
14:07Can you just hold your breath for 20 seconds?
14:10And then you can resume breathing.
14:12Don't...
14:20Oh, God.
14:21How am I going to move you now?
14:25Is he going to get another accusation of being a bit of a pervert?
14:28He'll get caught in some sort of innocent compromising position?
14:31No, she's perfectly all right.
14:33Just a minute before, and then all of a sudden...
14:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:42What?
14:43Shopping for macrophyll in salon?
14:45She fainted on me.
14:47Her leg went gang.
14:48I couldn't leave her in that room.
14:52Take her to the sick room.
14:53It's down there, the last door on the left.
14:58Look, do you want to leave this with me now?
15:00No, no.
15:01I'll give you a hand until the ambulance comes.
15:03Then maybe you shouldn't leave Victor alone.
15:07Ah, excuse me. You couldn't take care of this lady for me, please?
15:14I don't think there's anything I can do.
15:18Yes, yes, of course.
15:24Where did you get a shopping trolley from in... I don't know, what is this building?
15:29Well, that's another evening of rip-roaring, humdingery entertainment drawn to a close, then.
15:36MUSIC
15:48Thirty minutes of watch my liver with a cast of cocoon,
15:51followed by a demonstration of how to snuff it in a lotus position.
15:55You can't take those exercises too far. I've read about that happening.
15:59You relax so much, your heart actually stops beating. It can be very dangerous.
16:04So you got no sleep yet?
16:05I'll leave the mortuary on the way home, see if we get any last-minute cancellations.
16:09Excuse me. Do you want her back now?
16:11What?
16:12The lady you brought in. She's all finished.
16:15Finished?
16:22She looks like a madge from Benidorm.
16:24What have you done to her?
16:26I brought her in to be given first aid.
16:29Oh! I'm creative beauty in advanced hairstyle.
16:34What did you want?
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh!
16:39I mean, she is awake.
16:41There we are, there's breadcrumbs there, there's a bit of fresh bacon rind,
16:45there's a bit of dead worm I chopped up specially.
16:48Sister!
16:49I know.
16:50A proper little feast there.
16:52I shall think of you tucking into that
16:54as I am forcing down the cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off.
16:58Oh.
17:05Oh.
17:13You're not going out in those.
17:15What?
17:16What happened to your best black ones?
17:18I haven't broken my black ones in yet.
17:20It's like walking with your foot in a bacon slicer.
17:23Every step that shaves another two inches off your heel, I'll be in agony all day.
17:27You put the black ones on or I'm not going.
17:36I've got two large lumps in the back of my head now.
17:40Good God!
17:41Where did they come from? I've never noticed them before.
17:45Leave that medical dictionary!
17:48She knows him so well.
17:50Just glance.
17:51I'm not long for this world, everyone's dropping like flies these days.
17:54Everyone's a hypochondriac.
17:55You're not going on about death all the while.
17:57Oh, yes, I'll just go to a nice funeral and take my mind off it for a few hours.
18:02Don't give over.
18:03It won't be nearly as bad as you imagine.
18:10A hundred times worse than I imagined.
18:17Never told me he was an atheist.
18:20He was your cousin.
18:22Anyway, I thought it made an interesting change, a secular funeral.
18:25All the usual hypocrisy.
18:27Yes.
18:28Well, personally, I could have done without the head of the local philosophy department
18:31standing up and drumming it in to everyone there was no afterlife for 25 minutes.
18:36I mean, that really cheered us all up, didn't it?
18:39Hearing that in the next world we're going to be the contents of a vacuum cleaner.
18:43Look at that, hacked to pieces.
18:46And you didn't tell me it was going to be a perpendicular burial either.
18:50He always was a green.
18:52He always wanted to be buried in an upright position.
18:55It's sinking a new fence post.
18:58Okay.
18:59You can't lie down when you're dead. When can you lie down?
19:02Do you have to do that in the front room?
19:06I'm never going to buy any more new shoes ever again.
19:10Future, I'm just going to stick a razor blade down each sock and it'll be much cheaper.
19:14I'll do.
19:16Little Jennifer hasn't half shot up since I last saw her.
19:20When did you last see her?
19:2225 years ago.
19:25Nice change, that.
19:28Brain tumor.
19:34What are you looking up now?
19:36You'll worry yourself to death.
19:38You read that and you'll imagine you've got every disease under the sun.
19:41Yep.
19:42Green monkey fever.
19:43Yep.
19:44Green monkey fever.
19:45Leprosy.
19:46Everything.
19:47I'm not worried.
19:48Well, don't. There's nothing wrong with you.
19:50I'm not.
19:51That's because you're 60 and retired now.
19:52It doesn't mean you're suddenly going to die in your sleep.
19:54I know. I know that.
19:58Die in my sleep? What made you say that?
20:03Oh, so-so, Mum. You know.
20:05It's been one of those weeks.
20:08He hasn't stopped fretting.
20:11Death, mainly.
20:13I know. I keep telling him that.
20:15But it doesn't make any difference.
20:19He's always been on the go.
20:21And now, of course, he doesn't know what to do with himself.
20:26Pottering about the garden, mostly.
20:28Well, I think he's happiest out there, really.
20:32No. No, I try to keep him away from the television.
20:35That's what gets his blood pressure up.
20:37Hmm.
20:38There was that programme on the other night.
20:40Spontaneous Combustion.
20:42You know, when people suddenly burst into flames for no reason at all.
20:46So what, he thought he was going to spontaneously combust?
20:48Do you think I could get him out of the shower afterwards?
20:53Well, he's a worry to us all.
20:55Yes.
20:56Look, Mum, I'm going to have to go, or I'll be late for the shop.
20:58Yes. OK. Bye.
21:00Bye.
21:04Now, you're not going to mooch around the house all day,
21:08worrying about your health again, are you?
21:10Of course he is.
21:11You're sure? Yes.
21:13Right.
21:14See you tonight. Bye.
21:20God, I feel like death warmed up.
21:22Ha!
21:23Trans-ontactic, I know.
21:25I'm turning into the Elephant Man.
21:31Come on, Mildred, pull yourself together.
21:33You're 60 years old. 60 years old.
21:36You're perfectly all right.
21:38It's all in your imagination, so come on.
21:40There isn't a thing wrong with you, and you know it.
21:43Come on.
21:44There isn't a thing wrong with you, and you know it.
22:00Oh, my God.
22:01Oh!
22:03Now, that's a rash.
22:04All over your back, Victor.
22:06I know it's all over my back.
22:08It's all over my back and down my arms and chest.
22:10Is it shingles?
22:11Is it the colour of that at all?
22:13Why, does it clash with my underpants?
22:17I'm too mad on it myself, am I?
22:19Oh, that'll be Dr Snowgrove.
22:21At least it doesn't clash with the curtains.
22:23Placing the mask of the Red Death.
22:27Evening, Mr Mildred.
22:29Evening.
22:30What can we do for you?
22:32He's got this nasty rash, Doctor.
22:34Ah, well, let's have a little look at it then, shall we?
22:38Christ Almighty, it's all over your back now.
22:41Will you stop saying, Christ Almighty, it's all over my back?
22:44Have you got a sore throat at all?
22:46No.
22:47Any fever?
22:48Yes, but not according to the thermometer, of course.
22:51But I never trust those.
22:52Show me your tongue.
22:54Hmm, I see.
22:59What do you reckon it is?
23:00An allergic reaction.
23:02Well, I don't know, do I?
23:04You're the doctor, you tell me.
23:06I've got two lumps in the back of my head.
23:09Ah, well, there you are then.
23:11German measles.
23:12Ah.
23:13German measles.
23:14Oh, really?
23:15What about scarlet fever?
23:16No, I've had that as well.
23:17Chickenpox?
23:18No, you haven't guessed.
23:19Hard luck.
23:20I'm afraid I'll have to tell you,
23:21victim Mildred was in fact suffering from Spode Syndrome,
23:25a fatal disease that normally only attacks potatoes.
23:30And that means he goes through to a special celebrity post-mortem
23:33carried out by Rod Hull and Emu.
23:37Is he always like this?
23:39Yes.
23:47Is this something to do with the garden?
23:50Is something spinning outside?
23:52Or if there's any problems, just give me a ring at the florist.
23:54Do you know what the doctor said?
23:56It's probably just a virus.
23:57It'll clear up in a few days.
24:00And don't stay out here if it starts getting cold.
24:03They forecast fog later on.
24:05Yes, I won't.
24:11I wish I hadn't been one of those Jehovah's Witnesses.
24:14I don't know what'll happen.
24:16I'll get to heaven and they'll slam the door in my face.
24:28Oi, you!
24:30I've just planted those.
24:32Yeah, let's get that cat away.
25:03Oh, that's it. Victor's dead.
25:08So do be extra careful there in the southeast
25:10where driving conditions are especially...
25:12Oh!
25:15Back now to the Planet Suite.
25:17Neptune, the mystic.
25:20He's going to wake up, he's going to...
25:22Where the hell am I?
25:24Oh.
25:26Ah.
25:27Oh.
25:29Ah.
25:32Oh.
25:35Oh, God.
25:38Oh, no.
25:40It's happened.
25:43It's happened while I've been asleep.
25:47I'm dead.
25:49Oh, God.
25:52Oh, no, it's terrible.
25:54Oh, God.
25:55It's worse than I thought.
25:58Oh, God.
26:00Oh!
26:05Oh.
26:08I should have seen that coming.
26:15It's you.
26:18It's you, God.
26:21I must be in heaven.
26:24Oh.
26:26God.
26:28I've been waiting for this moment.
26:30Why did you let them kick me out of my job, eh?
26:33You let people throw crisps packages at other people's gardens, eh?
26:36You smarmy self-righteous.
26:38Why can't you make witch tea biscuits easier to open, eh?
26:41Answer me that! Answer me that!
26:44Victor! Victor, it's all right, Victor!
26:47Margaret, you're dead, too.
26:51You're not dead.
26:53I'm dead.
26:54You stepped on a rake.
26:57You're only saying that to make me feel better.
27:00When a patient's dead, I think he's got a right to be told.
27:03Victor, you are not dead.
27:06You are not in heaven.
27:07You are still alive.
27:09Look.
27:13You mean that man isn't God?
27:15No.
27:17That's Mr. Partridge. He's got tonsillitis.
27:21That's why he didn't speak.
27:26Alice's shirt. It would be Alice's bloody shirt.
27:29All these years, and I never knew you were allergic to terrorine.
27:34There we go.
27:35I thought to pick up a few squashed Coke tins off the lawn, dear.
27:45Here we are.
27:47There you're hiding this morning.
27:49Victor, thirsty little thing?
28:03No!
28:05Meow!
28:08Oh, the cat's gonna get it!
28:14And that's why you don't see Robins that much anymore.
28:16They get murdered by cats!
28:19God damn it.
28:35God damn it.
28:46Oh!
28:50I really thought at the start there was going to be this big thing about him apparently being a pervert and a Peeping Tom thing.
29:04That seems like that was a bit of a shame that they didn't kind of follow up on that.
29:08I mean, they kind of did, but it seemed like it was only really a set up for the joke with the policemen slash Jehovah's Witnesses.
29:18I would have liked to have seen that story get expanded upon, I'm not going to lie.
29:26There was a lot of stuff in that episode that was just making me think a lot.
29:33Whilst at the same time being incredibly funny and wonderfully, wonderfully performed.
29:42First of all, someone mentioned it in the comments of the first video that Annette Crosby, who plays obviously the wife of Victor,
29:51she's actually the mum of the actress who plays Pauline in Benidorm.
29:57And she's also in The Smoking Room.
30:01Watching it this time, I don't quite understand how I managed to miss that.
30:08Because their voice is so identical to one another.
30:12I thought at first it could have been, maybe they're just from the same region or whatever.
30:18But no, it's literally like looking at the same person, just obviously what different eras in their lives.
30:28But as an overall episode, it was incredibly funny, yeah incredibly heartwarming as well.
30:36And I think the idea of looking up your medical symptoms in a medical journal, encyclopedia, whatever it is.
30:44That is the old world equivalent of Googling your symptoms.
30:51Which you never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to do.
30:55Everyone has been there at some point or another.
30:58They've gone, I've got the sniffles, I've got a bit of a headache, I've got a bit of a runny nose.
31:04What does this mean? Oh, that must mean you've got testicular cancer.
31:11You put in the most basic stuff and it will always give you the worst case scenario.
31:15And your mind will automatically go to that.
31:17Because I think our minds are sort of predisposed to looking at the worst case scenarios in a weird way.
31:31And thinking about death, I've said it on the channel before.
31:36I think it is perfectly reasonable for you to believe in afterlives or reincarnation or whatever it is.
31:44I personally do not believe that there is anything. I think when you're dead, you're dead.
31:49But that does not mean to say that there is anybody out there, whether they believe in God and a heaven.
31:58Or whether you believe in reincarnation or if you believe that there's nothing else afterwards.
32:03Most people, at least one point in their life, if you haven't had it already, you probably will at some point.
32:09Have that moment of like, I don't want to die.
32:13Or I don't want to go with what is waiting for me or not waiting for me as the case may be.
32:22And I had a little period of that a couple of years ago actually.
32:26I don't know why. I don't know what came over me.
32:31But it was a period where I was like, oh yeah, I'm going to be dead and then there's going to be nothing.
32:41Time has gone for so many years before I came to be on this planet.
32:48We had the land of the dinosaurs. You've had the Ice Ages.
32:53You've had the ancient Egyptians, the Romans, the Middle Ages.
32:58You've had two world wars. You've had so many periods of history that has come and gone.
33:03It wasn't like the world started the day I was born.
33:06Obviously stuff happened before that.
33:09So I get why people will worry and have those moments about it.
33:14At the same time thinking you shouldn't because it is an actual part of life.
33:18You're born, you live, you die.
33:21And my view on life is as long as you make the best of whatever time you have on this planet, that's all that matters.
33:30That is literally as simple as it needs to be.
33:34But as a comedy, it's a good show.
33:39It's a really, really good show. I'm really liking what we're getting.
33:45Now, one thing I am thinking about is the Christmas episode.
33:54Because there is a Christmas episode.
33:57I'm just trying to bring it up.
34:00I think it was after the second series if I remember correctly.
34:07Yes, Christmas special.
34:11Which was aired 27th December 1990.
34:15An episode called Who's Listening.
34:18So we're only on episode 2 of the first series.
34:22So we've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
34:27So we've got 10 episodes left.
34:30If we would want to complete these before December.
34:36So what we're on is August.
34:41I'd have to do 3 episodes a month over the next couple of months if I am to do that.
34:50I'm going to have a think.
34:52I'm going to have a think about how I could potentially do this.
34:56Because I do like the show.
34:58I definitely want to continue it.
35:00And it would be nice to do another show as a Christmas special.
35:04You'd also have to let me know about...
35:09Actually, yes, there's two Christmas specials actually.
35:13So that one I just mentioned, Who's Listening.
35:15That was December 1990.
35:18Then you had The Man in the Long Black Coat.
35:22Which was apparently aired 30th December 1991.
35:25And then you had seemingly the first episode of the third series started in February 1992.
35:31So in fact, in theory, I could do two Christmas specials this December.
35:37If I manage to complete the first two series by that point.
35:40It'd be a stretch, it'd be a push.
35:43I'll have a think about it.
35:45In what way I could potentially do it.
35:47But let me know your thoughts if you want me to continue doing this show.
35:51I really enjoy it and I hope you guys are too.
35:53Don't forget to check out my Patreon if you haven't done so already.
35:55You can subscribe to the channel here on YouTube if you haven't done so already.
35:59And of course, please do, as always, drop your comments in the comments section.
36:03But that's going to do it for today.
36:05So thank you once again.
36:07For now, my name's Kevin. I'm a geek.
36:09And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
36:11Goodbye.