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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek and welcome to another episode of Benidorm. I am so excited for this. But
00:20I think I'm a little bit more happy and excited because this week has been hell for me with
00:25trying to edit stuff for the channel. I've literally not recorded anything for about
00:31a week and a half. But what has happened excitedly in the last, well last night actually as I'm
00:37recording this, I've actually booked my summer holiday for next year. But no, it's not Benidorm.
00:43Unfortunately no, I'm going to Egypt with, similar to this year, I'm going with my sister
00:47and my nephew. Absolutely so looking forward to that already because I'm freezing right
00:52now in October. That's why I've got the jumper. So hopefully Benidorm can make me feel a little
00:56bit warmer. Let's check out this latest episode.
01:05You're a bit of a sausage.
01:08Excuse me.
01:11Hiya pal. Have you got any brown sauce?
01:13We have only the sachet. The bottle was down to the last treacle.
01:17I don't want treacle. I want brown sauce.
01:20Oh my god Eddie.
01:22I'm saying the brown sauce in the bottle was down to the last treacle so we have the sachet.
01:26I don't understand.
01:29The sachet, the small packet. Madre mia, it's your language, not mine.
01:36What were all that about?
01:38You didn't get any brown sauce did you?
01:40No, only ketchup.
01:41Can you get us some brown sauce while you're on your feet?
01:44I'm not on my feet.
01:45You were when I started that sentence.
01:47Let me know your views in the comments.
01:51Are you a brown sauce person? Are you a ketchup person?
01:53Or are you just like, have neither?
01:55As a kid I was always ketchup.
01:58In more recent years I have started to err a little bit more towards brown sauce.
02:03I don't know why.
02:05Brown sauce is a weird sauce isn't it?
02:07Can anyone actually describe the taste of brown sauce?
02:12I definitely can't.
02:13But I know it's really good on a bacon and sausage sandwich.
02:17Where's Sharon?
02:18She's gone for a cake.
02:19Well that's her diet blown then.
02:21She's not on a diet, she's gone to try and find a cake for our Jodie coming back today.
02:27Morning.
02:29Morning.
02:30Hangover from hell?
02:32I don't suppose you got any brown sauce did you?
02:35With black coffee?
02:37How are you feeling?
02:39I am never drinking again.
02:42You know what's good for a hangover?
02:44Drinking heavily the night before?
02:45What?
02:47Hair of the dog?
02:48Never mind, go on then grandad.
02:49What's good for a hangover?
02:51Brown sauce.
02:52Really?
02:53That's what they say.
02:54Have you been on the sauce?
02:55Get your brown sauce.
02:57It's like hair of the dog.
02:58Fill your hangover of yours in minutes.
03:02Cheers grandad.
03:04Get us a couple while you're there will you son?
03:07Okay.
03:09You lazy bugger.
03:11So breakfast in the indoor market.
03:13Then we head up to the dinosaur park.
03:15I don't think I can.
03:16I'm waiting for Neville.
03:17Who's Neville?
03:18He's my dad's mate from the Jodie bar.
03:19He's covering for my dad while he's in the UK.
03:21Who's in the UK?
03:22Your dad?
03:23Yeah.
03:24What's he doing there?
03:25It's just family stuff.
03:26Nothing exciting.
03:27Sam, about the dinosaur park.
03:28Oh, I am on such a good number there.
03:30All I've done is organise a few little kid shows in that for the start of their season.
03:34And I'm getting 500 euros.
03:35Can you believe it?
03:37No, I mean, well I don't really like dinosaurs.
03:41Never have done since I was a kid.
03:43Oh, you're so cute.
03:44I bet you were scared of the dark and all.
03:47Yeah, I was.
03:48Terrified.
03:49Don't worry.
03:50These dinosaurs are made of plastic.
03:51The worst they can do on a day like this is melt on you.
03:55Hiya.
03:56Is there anywhere you can put this cake?
03:58It's for my daughter, but it'll melt outside.
04:01Indoor market.
04:02Do you want it in the fridge?
04:03No, no, no.
04:04Just out of the sun will be fine.
04:05Can I have a peek?
04:06Is it her birthday?
04:08Oh, welcome back.
04:10Has she been anywhere nice?
04:11She's been in the UK working on a television commercial.
04:13Your daughter's going to be on the telly?
04:15Yeah.
04:16She's very talented.
04:17I'll keep my eye out for it.
04:18What's the commercial for?
04:21Adult nappies.
04:22Oh, I think Kenneth from Blow and Go had a dab with them before they got the pipes cleaned.
04:29Well, I'd better get on.
04:31Thanks for that.
04:32Lovely.
04:33I'll put it somewhere safe.
04:36Lola.
04:38Can you put this somewhere safe?
04:40Out of the sun.
04:41Sin el sol.
04:42Sin el sol.
04:45Good morning.
04:46Is Joyce in?
04:47I'm afraid Miss Temple Savage is away at the moment.
04:49Have you got her mobile number?
04:50For Henry?
04:51Yes, I have.
04:52In fact, I've just got a text from her thanking me.
04:54As I was passing, I thought I'd just pop in and find out why.
04:57I mean, why she's thanking me.
05:00Is it casual Friday?
05:01No, it's not even Friday.
05:02Oh, I see what you mean.
05:03No, I'm not wearing the Solana uniform because I work in the hair salon.
05:06I'm just covering for my dad.
05:08Little Geordie fella, often wears a dress.
05:10Oh, of course, Les.
05:12Or Leslie.
05:13The Solana have been very accommodating.
05:15They have?
05:16As they should be.
05:17They spent a few days in the UK with some chums from the House of Lords.
05:20No stranger to a backless cocktail frock amongst those boys.
05:23Oh, while I'm here, I don't suppose your IT department could have a look at my phone?
05:28It's not working while I was in the UK.
05:30I've not had an email through for days.
05:32Don't we have a word with Baby Jesus?
05:34I beg your pardon?
05:35Oh, Jesus in maintenance.
05:37His son, Baby Jesus, sometimes comes in and helps with the computers.
05:41Well, I've always said it pays to have a friend in Jesus.
05:45Have a seat.
05:46It'll probably take a few minutes to track him down.
05:48I'm not sure.
05:49He probably moves in a mysterious way.
05:52Well, I'll be next door singing karaoke songs by the Carpenters.
05:56Could you just sit down, please?
05:57Yeah, yeah.
05:58Stop with the dad jokes.
05:59Or granddad jokes, probably in your case.
06:03Could you find Baby Jesus and bring him to reception?
06:07There's somebody in need of his guidance.
06:09Bless you.
06:11Don't panic, young'un.
06:12Neville's here to save the day.
06:14Nev, you all right?
06:16Hey, champion man.
06:18Never better.
06:19Oh, thanks for this.
06:20Hey, no problem.
06:21Right, you get yourself off.
06:22Do you not want me to show you around?
06:23Introduce you to people?
06:24Hey, I've got a tongue in me head.
06:26And Les has emailed all the staff.
06:27And he's left us a list of instructions.
06:29I'll soon find me way around.
06:30Well, this is really good of you.
06:32No problem.
06:33Hey, blood's thicker than water.
06:34And brown ale is thicker than both of them put together.
06:36Go on, get yourself away.
06:38Give me a call if you need me.
06:39Aye, aye, aye, you get yourself away.
06:41Is it just me, or does he sound much more Geordie than Les does?
06:49Honestly, Betty, you'll thank me for getting rid of that side parting.
06:52With your high forehead and them heavy eyelids,
06:55there was more than a whiff of Boris Karloff about you.
06:57Here you go, love.
07:00Morning.
07:01You got an appointment?
07:02No, I was just wondering if you can do something with this.
07:06Oh, love.
07:07Where's Geordie?
07:08It's not a vet.
07:09You cheeky sod, it's a clip-on.
07:11I know.
07:12I'm just pulling your leg.
07:13Look, have you thought about treating yourself to a new one?
07:16It'll probably work out cheapy enough.
07:17Let me get the book for you.
07:19OK, thanks.
07:20Oh, going home?
07:21No, I went home when I came back.
07:24Morning.
07:25Afternoon.
07:27There you go.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:32Liam not around?
07:33No, Dale.
07:34Oh, he's got a nice day for it.
07:36You're joking, aren't you?
07:37Not if you're a little ginge.
07:38He'll be barricaded under the staircase at home,
07:40covered in sunblock.
07:45I think that's you.
07:51Do you have anything up yet?
07:52No, I'm a bit worried about her.
07:54Why?
07:55What's wrong with her?
07:56Nothing.
07:57I just think we really messed up her chances last night
07:59with Eddie.
08:00You know, going with her to his party.
08:02Why?
08:03It's not your fault that Captain Birdside
08:04didn't get his fish fingers.
08:05There was Arthur Bennett on there, wasn't there?
08:07It's been two years since Donald's passing.
08:09Why do you think of her as lonely?
08:11Excuse me, your friend Jacqueline,
08:13are you trying to pair her off with Eddie Dawson?
08:15Oh, my God.
08:17I've just recognised you.
08:19He's your husband, isn't he?
08:21Sorry.
08:23A bit of sick just came up into me throat.
08:26No, he's not.
08:28He's my daughter's father-in-law.
08:30You didn't mean to call him Captain Bird.
08:32You're all right.
08:33You want to hear what I call him.
08:35I think it's a great idea.
08:36Maybe I could be of some help.
08:39I'll have a number 36, please.
08:42Morning, boys.
08:43Morning, Jacqueline.
08:44Hiya.
08:45I'll put the kettle on.
08:50Platinum toast.
08:51Perfect.
08:52Ten euros, please.
08:53That's gorgeous.
08:56And don't worry about your friends and Eddie.
09:00Leave that to me.
09:04Bye, love.
09:11What is wrong with my mother?
09:12Why can't she answer the phone like a normal person?
09:15It keeps ringing, so she's definitely landed.
09:17It pains me to say it, but I've always found your mother
09:20to be a very ignorant woman.
09:22They're here.
09:23Look, they're here.
09:24Right, Rob, go to reception and ask for the cake.
09:27But where's Jodie?
09:29Where's Jodie?
09:30Where's our Jodie?
09:31It's like you.
09:32It keeps ringing.
09:33The phone's in the bottom of my case.
09:35Do you have finished with these drinks?
09:37Where's Jodie?
09:38Well, hang on a minute.
09:39Before you go mad...
09:40Where is Jodie?
09:41It's actually really good news.
09:43Mother, where is my daughter?
09:45Have you finished with these drinks?
09:46Oh, be quiet.
09:47Has she got another job?
09:49What do you mean, she's got another job?
09:52The director of the TV commercial, Brian, his name was,
09:56late 50s, but a good strong head of hair on him.
09:59Brian liked Jodie so much,
10:01he put her in a commercial for dog food for Germany.
10:04She's gone to bloody Germany?
10:06No, don't be ridiculous.
10:08As if I'd let her go to Germany.
10:10No, they're filming in Scotland for four days.
10:13If my daughter is in Scotland for four days,
10:16then what the friggin' hell are you doing here?
10:18And what am I supposed to do?
10:20What the hell are you doing here?
10:21I'm on me holidays.
10:22What is wrong with you?
10:24Have you completely lost your mind?
10:26Has she even had a mind in the first place?
10:28Enough of this crazy screaming.
10:30Loretta, who is actually looking after Jodie?
10:33She's fine.
10:35Who's looking after her? Answer the question.
10:37So they're with their mother, Lisa.
10:39Was it Lisa or Alina? Something like that.
10:41Mum, where are you going?
10:43Where do you think I'm going?
10:45I'm going to get me daughter.
10:46Sharon, Sharon, just...
10:48Hang on.
10:51Why can't people ever answer a simple question?
10:55Rather than literally just going,
10:58yeah, she's with a friend, she's got another job,
11:01she's being looked after, you don't need to worry about it.
11:04No, she's just going, oh no, I'm back here on me holiday.
11:08Just answer the bloody question.
11:12Communication is so lacking in this modern world in which we live in.
11:18God.
11:19Just say what needs to be said.
11:22Don't add on about a million words when 20 could do.
11:27Mother, talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.
11:31Bacardi and coke, please, love.
11:36I'm sorry, madam, you cannot see the manager
11:38as we don't have one at the moment.
11:40But your complaint of the beach being too sandy...
11:42Oh, my God.
11:43...is not for us, it's for the town hall.
11:45Beach being too sandy!
11:47Hello, I spoke to Baby Jesus
11:49and he managed to download all my emails from the past few days.
11:52Well, as far as that's the power of prayer.
11:54And, well, it would appear I've been asked to step into the breach.
11:57Step into the what?
11:58I'm your relief manager while Joyce is in Barcelona.
12:01You're Les, aren't you?
12:03Sorry, I'm used to seeing you in the wig and the dress.
12:06Yeah, Les, Les, that's me.
12:08Well, welcome aboard.
12:11Oh, my days.
12:16Worth the bus journey, yeah?
12:18Er, yeah.
12:19They're so lifelike, they're freaking me out, man.
12:23Hey, Joey, what do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
12:26I don't know.
12:27Oh, do you think he saw us?
12:28Do you think he saw us?
12:29Yeah.
12:30Who?
12:31The one-eyed dinosaur.
12:32I don't know, which one is he?
12:34Joey.
12:35No, that's the name of the dinosaur that's got one eye.
12:37What is?
12:38Do you think he saw us?
12:39If it's this one, definitely, but it can't have been this one,
12:42because he's got two eyes.
12:44All right, boys, getting OK with your free passes?
12:47Yeah, great, thanks.
12:48This place is incredible, ain't it?
12:50It's all right.
12:51Pretty impressive, yeah.
12:52And if you think these are good,
12:54wait till you see the live dinosaur fight I've arranged later on.
12:58Live dinosaur fight?
13:00You said they were extinct.
13:02Seriously, he knows nothing.
13:04Hey, Sam, what do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
13:07I don't know, Joey.
13:08What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
13:10Oh, it's not for me.
13:11It's something Tiger wanted to know.
13:13You know, he'd get a slap if he wants so damn cute.
13:17Come on, Liam.
13:20I feel sick.
13:27You know, I really love that we're starting to branch out,
13:29see some more of the surrounding areas,
13:31rather than just the hotel.
13:32Let's just sit down and talk about this.
13:34What's there to talk about?
13:36My mother has just proved herself
13:37to be even more irresponsible than your father,
13:39and that's saying something.
13:40It's not a competition of who's the best grandparent.
13:43Although if it was, top marks to me dad in coming first.
13:45Yeah, out of two grandparents,
13:47he's the clear winner over the Wicked Witch of the West.
13:49You must be so proud.
13:50Look, we just need to stop, calm down,
13:52and take things one step at a time.
13:54One step at a time?
13:55Our daughter has been abandoned in a foreign country.
13:58Mum.
13:59She hasn't been abandoned.
14:00We've just been told she's...
14:02Scotland's not a foreign country, is it?
14:03Mum.
14:04Rob, is Scotland classed as a foreign country?
14:07Some Scottish may argue, yes,
14:09some will definitely say no.
14:12That's a controversial topic.
14:14Please don't have a massive argument in the comments, please.
14:19Oh, did you mean foreign to the country we're in now?
14:22Mother!
14:23What?
14:24Jodie wants to speak to you.
14:25Oh.
14:26Mum.
14:27Mum, can you see me?
14:29Oh, Jodie.
14:31Jodie, darling.
14:34Are you all right?
14:35I'm so sorry.
14:36I'm fine.
14:37What are you sorry about?
14:38Fernanda Tate's coming back to Spain and leaving you there.
14:41She didn't want to leave me here.
14:43I told her I wouldn't go back.
14:44But, darling, who were you with there?
14:47I'm with my friend Emily and her mum.
14:49She's my official chaperone.
14:50And Mrs Kelly from school is here looking after us as well.
14:53Oh.
14:54There you go.
14:55OK.
14:56Well, don't you worry, sweetheart.
14:57I'm going to be on the next plane leaving from Alicante.
14:59Why are you coming here?
15:00Well, don't you want me there?
15:02No.
15:03We're working all day.
15:04We'd hardly see each other.
15:06Plus, if you came here, my dad, Rob, Grandad Dawson and Nana Chase would be missing you.
15:11Oh, we would.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Plus, flights and stuff cost money.
15:15I'm only getting £1,000 for this ad.
15:17How much?
15:18What was that, Jodie?
15:19Love with me?
15:20That last bit, there was a bit of interference.
15:21It's the Wi-Fi here.
15:22Can you say that last bit again?
15:23Oh, hey.
15:24Jodie, we're ready for you.
15:25They're calling for me.
15:26I'll speak to you later.
15:27Bye.
15:29I love you.
15:30I love you.
15:31Bye.
15:33Nice.
15:34She looks fine to me.
15:35She looks dead happy.
15:36Yeah, she's got people looking after her.
15:38Yeah.
15:39What do you want to do, Mum?
15:41I don't know.
15:43But I could do with a drink first.
15:46Come on.
15:47Did anyone catch how much she's getting for this advert?
15:49I thought you were going to say £10,000, but it might not have been.
15:52I thought it might have been eight.
15:54I don't think it was less.
15:55Actually, it might be more.
15:56Is anybody listening to me?
15:58No.
15:59Nah.
16:01Kids are wrapped in cotton wool these days.
16:03You'd be surprised how much they can take care of themselves.
16:06She's nine.
16:07She's got people looking after her, a friend and a dog to play with,
16:11more than I had when I was her age.
16:13Some things never change.
16:15The only way to get a dog to play with you
16:17would be to hang a pork chop round your neck.
16:19Very funny.
16:21Aye, aye.
16:22Firing squad are back.
16:26There you go.
16:27She's like a priest to raise the last rites
16:29before you go to meet your maker.
16:31Tempting fate a bit, talking about meeting your maker,
16:34the size of you, guzzling the double brandies.
16:37There's no need for that.
16:38Never start something you can't finish, Eddie Dawson, remember that.
16:46All sorted?
16:47No, it's not all sorted.
16:49Well, are you going or are you staying?
16:52She's staying. We're all staying.
16:54Well, I'm speaking to the principal of Geordie School later.
16:58Did you say you got a cake, Sharon?
17:00It'd be a shame to waste it.
17:05Well, first of all, can I say thank you to Les
17:07for assembling everyone here?
17:09And what an unexpected honour it is
17:11to be asked to captain the good ship Solana
17:13into hopefully not too choppy waters.
17:16Choppy who?
17:17Choppy waters.
17:19What is choppy waters?
17:20No, what I mean is...
17:22What he's trying to say is that he hopes everything goes OK
17:24while he's the manager.
17:26Yeah.
17:27I'll be the first to admit that running a hotel
17:29does not come second nature to me,
17:31but I imagine Joyce and Crystal know their staff here
17:34are such a well-oiled machine,
17:36all that's needed is a mere steady hand to administer the odd squirt.
17:40Of oil, I mean.
17:42Into the machine.
17:44Does anyone understand a single word about what she's talking?
17:47Nah.
17:48To sum up, and in brief...
17:50I see the staff of the Solana not working for me
17:53over the next two days, but working with me.
17:56One hand washes the other.
17:58Lord Henry, when you have finished washing your hands,
18:00can we please get back to work?
18:02Yes, yes, of course.
18:03Just before you go,
18:05can I just say thank you so much for the delicious cake
18:08welcoming me back to the Solana?
18:10Oh, no!
18:12No!
18:15What happened?
18:17I'm good.
18:19No fancy dress today, Les?
18:21Er, sorry?
18:23The wig, the make-up, the comedy boobies,
18:25one bigger than the other.
18:27Oh, well, I didn't want to steal your thunder.
18:30I'm sorry?
18:31Well, there's an old Solana tradition
18:33that requires every new member of staff
18:35to appear in fancy dress in Neptune's on their first night.
18:39I'm sure there's a wig and a pair of high heels behind reception.
18:44Ooh!
18:45Oh, dear.
18:46Oh, dear, oh, dear. Love it.
18:48Oh, this is ridiculous.
18:49Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
18:52APPLAUSE
18:56Yes!
18:57Geoff and Noreen and Pauline,
19:00they're back at the Solana!
19:04Oh!
19:06Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
19:10Oh, wow.
19:12I was about to say, I really like that Neville guy already.
19:15He's pretty cool.
19:17But, yeah, it seems a bit strange,
19:20like Les just suddenly disappearing mid-season
19:23and him coming in.
19:25I wonder what was going on behind the scenes,
19:27if there was anything.
19:28It just seems...
19:30It just seems like he came out of nowhere.
19:32Who's supposed to check in?
19:34You don't think they've gone self-service, do you?
19:38Mother, this is a Spanish hotel,
19:40not a school canteen.
19:42I'm not one member of staff.
19:44Oh, hang on.
19:46It says here, for stays less than seven days,
19:49check-in is after 2pm.
19:52I feel so nauseous.
19:54If I don't eat soon, I'm going to faint.
19:56Oh, Pauline, not again.
19:58When you vomited in that fire bucket at Alicante,
20:02I was hoping that was the last of it.
20:05You should have had that bacon back on the plane.
20:09No.
20:11We need to check in.
20:13Where are all your staff?
20:15I want to see the hotel manager now.
20:17We do not have a hotel manager.
20:19I am a bar manager.
20:21Do you understand?
20:23Shall we go for a walk?
20:25Officially, there's still an hour before we can check in.
20:30I'll deal with this.
20:32Oh, will you now?
20:34You've come off worse of a tear in the past.
20:36What do you like?
20:38No messing about, pal.
20:40I've been here before.
20:42I understand how this kind of thing works.
20:44Looking for a bit of a palm greasing, aren't you?
20:47Not from you.
20:49No.
20:51I mean, you want a few shekels?
20:53For your trouble?
20:55Why is nobody talking the Queen English?
20:57That's it.
20:59You want some money?
21:00It says a lot when Matteo seems to be talking more sense
21:04than everybody else in the show, doesn't it?
21:07A tip for letting us check in early.
21:09Oh, OK.
21:11It's all right. I've got this.
21:18How much?
21:21100 euros.
21:23What? 100 euros?
21:25What have you done?
21:27Welcome to the savannah.
21:29Do we have a problem?
21:31Oh, well, we'd like to check in,
21:34but we're a little bit early.
21:36Oh, I don't think that's a problem.
21:43You're not helping Kenneth with the blow and go today?
21:46It's a kind of working holiday.
21:48They do the work and I have the holiday.
21:51Sounds like a perfect holiday to me.
21:53Harvey and Cork, please.
21:55Hello, it's Jacqueline, isn't it? I'm Loretta.
21:58Hello. You were in blow and go earlier.
22:01That's right. I came to ask you a question,
22:04but I kind of lost me nerves.
22:06Oh, really?
22:07Yes, it's about Eddie.
22:09What about him?
22:10It's none of my business, but are you two a couple?
22:14Couple of what?
22:16Oh, you know what I mean. Are you together?
22:18We're just friends.
22:20Oh, it's just that Eddie and I have always had this banter,
22:23you know, pretending we don't like each other.
22:26We get on really well.
22:28Do you?
22:29I know on the surface Eddie appears to be a fat, irritating waste of space,
22:35but deep down he's a good man.
22:37Oh, I agree.
22:39About him being a good man, I mean.
22:42And at our age, good, honest men are few and far between.
22:46Oh, you can say that again.
22:48So I just think if I don't snap him up, someone else will.
22:52Do you know what I mean? Someone more his type.
22:55What is his type?
22:57Small, quirky, dumpy.
23:02But I know he'll see past my classic features and schoolgirl figure.
23:07We might not make the perfect match,
23:09but I need somebody to keep me warm at night, do you know what I mean?
23:14Well, thanks for this little chat, Jacqueline.
23:17I really appreciate it.
23:20Oh.
23:22Difficult to understand.
23:24She's trying to be your friend or a complete and total bitch?
23:28Bit of both.
23:29I'm not sure.
23:32It's unbelievable.
23:34Plane delayed by three hours.
23:36Two hours to get here on a coach and an hour and a half checking in at reception.
23:40He's changed his shirt quick.
23:42If Malcolm were here, we'd have been in our rooms hours ago.
23:45Oh, here we go.
23:47The mysterious Malcolm comes to our rescue again.
23:50Except, of course, he doesn't.
23:53The point that my fiancé is an academic and a skilled mediator...
23:56She's got a fiancé.
23:57...is that, not a mystery.
23:59Well, if he's so amazing, why haven't we met him?
24:02He has a job.
24:03My apologies if that doesn't fit in with your whirlwind lifestyle
24:06of bookmakers and pub quizzes.
24:10What is that you keep eating?
24:12Chalk.
24:14Chalk?
24:15It helps with my travel sickness.
24:16I was hoping we might get a bit of late breakfast.
24:21I love that bacon they have.
24:24It's oily, but not too oily.
24:26Mm-hm.
24:27And I love the way it gets stuck between your teeth.
24:31You can enjoy it for the rest of the day.
24:34Oh, dear God.
24:41Ooh.
24:44Ooh.
24:53I might be biking up the wrong tree.
24:56I bet they're doing this as, like, a big red herring or something.
25:01They're eating some weird foods...
25:04...and keeps running to the toilet to be sick.
25:08Do you think it's possible...
25:11...she might be?
25:14He needs to see a doctor.
25:16That's not travel sickness.
25:18She's not been right for weeks.
25:21We don't need a doctor.
25:23I know what's wrong with our Polly.
25:25Do you?
25:26Constant fatigue, vomiting and nausea.
25:29Strange food cravings and 17 trips to the loo on a three-hour flight.
25:33You don't think she's back on the bottle, do you?
25:36No.
25:37But I think she might be needing one soon.
25:41She's pregnant.
25:43Ooh!
25:44Same wavelength.
25:46Oh, thank you.
25:48Well, obviously we just want what's best for Jodie.
25:51OK, and I can call you any time.
25:54Oh, thank you so much, Miss Hannigan.
25:57Yeah, OK.
25:59Bye.
26:00Is that Jodie's teacher?
26:02Yeah. Well, principal of the school.
26:04She said Jodie's getting some great experience and we shouldn't worry.
26:08Wasn't Miss Hannigan that drunk woman who runs the orphanage in Annie?
26:11She wasn't drunk, I met her.
26:13She stunk of tobacco and had very manageable hair, but she wasn't drunk.
26:19Looking at that glistening torso, it's hard to believe you're a single man.
26:23I won't argue with that.
26:25No, you're more like four or five men all squashed into the one pair of shorts.
26:29Ah, and you think you're such a prize, do you?
26:32All skin and bone.
26:34You can still be healthy and have a gut.
26:36Yeah!
26:37Can't you, Sharon?
26:38I beg your pardon?
26:39So, did anyone fancy this dinosaur park, then?
26:42I'm not bothered.
26:43No. What is it?
26:46Marvel, as enormous, slow-moving mammals, once thought to be extinct,
26:51live and breathe in tropical surroundings.
26:54It doesn't seem much point.
27:01It is good of you to cover for Les like this.
27:03Oh, I've known Les for over 15 years.
27:05Hey, I've lost count the number of times he's covered for me down at the Geordie bar.
27:09Covered you in what?
27:10No, covered for us, you know, work day shift in my bar.
27:13I expect me family as well, Les, you know what I mean?
27:16I know you said something about family.
27:18He's a cunny lad.
27:21Mind you, this fella, he's a Roman, eh?
27:23He's a what?
27:24Roman.
27:25What is this?
27:27He's like a twat.
27:29Aye, like a twat.
27:32Oh, yes. Lord Henry, he's a grade 8 what?
27:38Everything he touches turns to doggy-do.
27:40I never thought I would say this, but compared to Lord Henry,
27:43Mr Temple Savage is actually a good manager.
27:45Mind you, the good thing about having a soft manager is,
27:48you can more or less get away with anything.
27:50Great. I'm heading for reception. See yous later.
27:53Yes, Neville. See you later.
27:55DOORBELL RINGS
27:58Oh, dear.
27:59Oh, dear.
28:00DOORBELL RINGS
28:02DOORBELL RINGS
28:04DOORBELL RINGS
28:06DOORBELL RINGS
28:16HE LAUGHS
28:20Don't give a toss if we've wrapped your bloody car round a lamppost.
28:23I need to get here ASAP.
28:25That's English. For now.
28:29I feel a little bit for Liam.
28:33A tiny, tiny amount.
28:35As a kid, when I watched Jurassic Park for the first time,
28:38I was scared shitless for weeks afterwards.
28:43And every time I'd go to bed,
28:45I was convinced that walking past the window,
28:48there would suddenly be a T-Rex
28:50who'd burst his way in through the window and eat me out of my bed.
28:53It's so stupid.
28:54I think it actually probably stems from The Lost World, actually.
28:57You know, the scene where the dinosaur eats the dog and drinks out of the swimming pool?
29:00I think it stems from that.
29:02So, I feel the tiniest amount of sympathy for Liam,
29:07but at the same time, you're a bloody grown man.
29:10How can you not think that they're actually real?
29:13Well, how can you think that they're real?
29:16It's very irrational.
29:17The fighting dinosaurs have got a flat tyre.
29:20Are you all right?
29:21No, I don't feel well.
29:23Are you too hot?
29:24I told you to bring your umbrella hat.
29:26I know you said it made you look a bit simple.
29:28At least it keeps the sun off you.
29:30It's not the sun. I told you what it is.
29:33But that's why we're here, to conquer your fears.
29:36I know, but I don't think I can do it.
29:38Of course you can do it.
29:39They're just plastic.
29:41I know.
29:42I know.
29:44They're just plastic.
29:46They're massive.
29:47They're absolutely massive,
29:49with huge teeth and mad staring eyes,
29:52but they're just plastic.
29:55That's his spirit.
29:56Come on, you can hold me hand.
30:00He's going to crush it, isn't he?
30:07Oh, my God.
30:09Bloody hell, Liam.
30:17No, no, no, I'm sorry, Mateo.
30:19You've had all morning to tell me it was your day off.
30:21The running of skeleton staff as it is.
30:23Oh, OK.
30:25I'm terribly sorry.
30:26Was there anything else?
30:30Yes.
30:31Did you hear about Elvis?
30:32What about him?
30:33He's no longer touring.
30:35Mateo, this is hardly news.
30:36Elvis died in 1977.
30:38Oh, Brian Elvis.
30:40He was the tribute act in Neptune's for tonight.
30:43He has the larrygitus.
30:45Oh, dear.
30:46But it's not a problem.
30:48I have booked a traditional Spanish flamenco band
30:50for the same fee, of course.
30:52Of course.
30:53Flamenco, you say?
30:54Now, that does sound good.
30:56It's very short notice.
30:57Are you sure they'll turn up?
30:59For sure.
31:00In fact, one of them is already here.
31:02Wonderful.
31:09Ole!
31:10Ole!
31:11Still got it.
31:13Oh, we have seen him do flamenco dancing, haven't we?
31:15Back in series three, I think.
31:17Never mind about getting Jack Lee knocked up.
31:19What about you?
31:20What about me?
31:21Well, I know you've got a very specific type,
31:24but I'm sure we could find another little frog-faced heffalump
31:26if we look under enough stones.
31:28I've never had a physical type.
31:29I go more for personality.
31:31A decision you made after dumping Gavin, obviously.
31:35Do you reckon them two will ever get together?
31:37I doubt it.
31:38I just had a little mooch about.
31:41I got talking to that Loretta who was here earlier.
31:44Oh, yeah.
31:45She seems nice.
31:46She wants to make a move on Eddie.
31:49I say, good luck to her, she'll need it.
31:52Why's that?
31:53Well, apparently, his type of woman is short, quirky and dumpy.
32:01No wonder he never made a move on me
32:04when we stayed here together last year.
32:07She's so oblivious.
32:11I forgot how hilarious that was.
32:13OK, see you in a few days.
32:15I love you, Dad.
32:20Sam?
32:21SHE SCREAMS
32:23What are you doing?!
32:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
32:28I was just trying to show you they're not real.
32:30What, by being eaten by one?
32:32Liam, you've got to get over this fear of death.
32:35I can't let you get over this fear of dinosaurs.
32:37Why?
32:38Why do I have to get over my fear of dinosaurs?
32:40Why don't I just never come back here ever again?
32:42Because it's totally irrational.
32:44You don't understand.
32:45You have no idea how scared I am.
32:48It's all about overcoming your fears.
32:54I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
32:57There you go.
32:58I'm the one in control of this situation.
33:00I will not be beaten.
33:02There you go.
33:03You just keep repeating that to yourself.
33:05I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
33:08I'm the one in control of this situation.
33:10I will not be beaten.
33:12Shit! Come on!
33:14I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
33:22That's it, give it a good kicking.
33:24Smells good.
33:25Dost dogs with mustard?
33:28I'm telling you, man, Sam thinks you're fit.
33:30She doesn't.
33:31She does!
33:32Not with older girls.
33:33She thinks I'm cute.
33:34You know, dumb and cute.
33:37The question is, do you fancy her?
33:39I don't know.
33:40He does.
33:41I haven't really thought about it.
33:42Yeah.
33:43Oh?
33:44They're both going to have a bit of pumping action
33:45by the end of the year.
33:46Come on, Sam!
33:48What did she say?
33:55They are going to be here soon
33:56so just have a little bit more patience, I promise.
33:58All right, Sam.
33:59What's going down?
34:00Me, I'm going down if these people
34:02don't get to see a live dinosaur fight.
34:04Oh, yeah, this is going to be dope.
34:06It would be if the special effects people doing it
34:08had turned up.
34:09So much longer.
34:10Sounds like you're up Jurassic Creek without a paddle.
34:12Nice.
34:13We'll do it.
34:14Wear the costumes.
34:20Come on, guys.
34:21This is no time to back out.
34:23Hang on, hang on, hang on.
34:24Sorry, I just want to point out
34:28the logistical problem with this episode right here.
34:31She's saying that she's booked these things, all right?
34:35Okay, fair enough.
34:37If I set aside my belief that a rep of a travel company
34:41is actually going around doing the booking
34:43for a theme park,
34:46saying that aside,
34:48live show here, 3.30, 4.30 and 5.30,
34:53this does not feel like something
34:55that she's quickly whipped together and put on.
34:58This looks like something that's already here
35:01and they're just deciding to piggyback it.
35:04Am I overthinking it?
35:05Probably.
35:06You've got to be joking.
35:07They're going to think we're taking the piss.
35:09It'll be fine.
35:10As long as I provide a live dinosaur fight,
35:12they can't complain.
35:14Where did you get these costumes from?
35:16They are so lame.
35:17Everyone's just going to laugh.
35:19The park uses them to hand out flyers.
35:21Just hurry up.
35:22Oh, God.
35:26Look at us.
35:28It's Barney the Dinosaur.
35:30Ladies and gentlemen,
35:32senors and senoritas,
35:35witness in living color
35:37the battle of the giants.
35:40Oh, yeah, baby.
35:42The terrifying Tyrannosaurus Rex.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Come on.
35:48Versus the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
35:52Tyrannosaurus Rex.
35:55Please, children, sit back.
35:57These wild animals have not been fed.
36:01Right.
36:02I want a good, clean fight.
36:03No kicking, gouging, pulling of tails.
36:06Eight three-minute rounds.
36:08Go back to your corners
36:09and come out fighting.
36:13Oh, bring it on.
36:21They must be so hot in their bodies.
36:23Am I getting paid after all?
36:29I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
36:31I'm the one in control of this situation.
36:33That's it. Control yourself, Liam.
36:39Oh, God, Liam.
36:45Liam, what are you doing?
36:53Oh, my God.
36:57Oh, my friend.
37:13Oh, my God, Sam.
37:19Oh, no.
37:20She hasn't injured herself again, has she?
37:24I can't move.
37:25Oh, God damn it.
37:27I thought we were maybe going to get through one series
37:29where she doesn't get injured.
37:32She's the unluckiest person in Benidorm.
37:37I am so unbelievably sorry.
37:39I don't know what came over me.
37:40It's as if a red mist appeared.
37:41And when it had gone,
37:42there was you and two dinosaurs lying on the floor.
37:44But on the positive side,
37:46I've completely gotten over my phobia of dinosaurs.
37:48Have you?
37:50I can't tell you how thrilled I am.
37:53I'll get the drinks in.
37:54Don't bother. I'll go.
37:56I'm not an invalid yet.
37:59No, she ain't broken her leg yet.
38:02But I guess at least she hasn't actually broken a bone.
38:08We've messed this one right up.
38:10Yeah, you have.
38:11Just forget it. She's happy on her own.
38:14No.
38:16I think it's worth one last shot.
38:18Oh, God.
38:19Is it going to go right or is it going to go wrong?
38:21I think it is going to go wrong.
38:24I, er...
38:25I just wanted to apologise for last night.
38:28You've got nothing to apologise to me for.
38:30Well, I think Jacqueline misunderstood what was going on.
38:35What was going on?
38:37Well, not a lot by the end of the night,
38:39but I wanted you to know that I think
38:41that some feelings are going unspoken.
38:44Oh, aye?
38:45Yeah, you know, some feelings that are a bit...
38:48well, difficult to express.
38:51I'm pretty sure we both know what we're talking about, don't we?
38:55Don't we?
38:56I think we do.
38:57Quite often, in circumstances like this,
39:00it's two people waiting for the other one to make the first move.
39:03I don't think it is.
39:05Oh, I guarantee it.
39:07Oh, Eddie, please don't let an opportunity like this pass you by.
39:11You have to believe me when I say that
39:13if you just come out and laid yourself bare...
39:15Oh!
39:16..you'd have me and Troy right behind you.
39:18Oh!
39:20Bloody no!
39:24Oh, for God's sake, I was talking about...
39:27Not bad.
39:29I mean, for me, that went pretty good.
39:32What about?
39:33Don't ask.
39:34Oh, Jacqueline.
39:37I think we've got some explaining to do.
39:39Yeah, you have.
39:43Son, you can't just bung someone a pregnancy test
39:47and say,
39:48here, have a whittle on that, will you?
39:51I'm telling you, she's pregnant.
39:53Who knows how long?
39:55You don't think she's giving birth in her room now, do you?
39:59You said older women often have multiple births.
40:04And what if it's five?
40:06Or six?
40:08Mother, she's a middle-aged recovering alcoholic,
40:11not a cat!
40:13Can you sleep in my room? Thanks for waking me.
40:16Oh, how are you feeling, love?
40:18Not much better, the truth be told.
40:21I'm just constantly tired.
40:23What's that?
40:24What's what?
40:26That box.
40:27What box?
40:28The box you're slowly trying to put under the table.
40:32Polly, we're worried about you.
40:35Oh, it's just a little travel sickness, it's nothing.
40:37I don't mean today.
40:39I mean the last few weeks.
40:41I haven't had a drink for three months.
40:43Yeah, and that's why we're worried.
40:46Great. What a family.
40:48You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
40:51Love...
40:54..we think you might be pregnant.
40:59SHE LAUGHS
41:04Are you serious?
41:06I know you are!
41:07That's what makes it so hysterically funny!
41:10It's a worry to us, love,
41:12cos we don't know anything about this new chap you've got.
41:18What's Malcolm got to do with any of this?
41:20You mean it's not the farmer?
41:22Oh, this is ridiculous.
41:24I'm going to the lavatory.
41:26Take this, Pauline, please.
41:28Oh, for goodness' sake!
41:30Please, love, for me.
41:33We're worried about you.
41:36If it'll stop your incessant bleating.
41:39Mind how you go.
41:44I love the family.
41:46Well, all in all, not a bad first day.
41:48Not a bad costume, either.
41:50Mr Joyce to give 17 members of staff a day off on the same day.
41:53But we shall have a full compliment in the morning,
41:56and tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.
41:59Why are you dressed like a clown?
42:01I'm King Louis XVI of France.
42:03They promoted you from a lord, so now you have to dress like this?
42:07No.
42:08There's still this tradition for at least one member of staff
42:11to wear a wig and high heels in Neptune's.
42:13So I sent someone to my office to grab this little number.
42:16It always goes down a storm at consulate Christmas parties.
42:19I'm sorry, King Henry, but when you're finished talking,
42:21I need to pay my group.
42:23Oh, yes, of course.
42:24Can you come to my office after you've played?
42:26Now is better.
42:28Oh, right, I see.
42:29It's not a problem.
42:31I don't make a habit of robbing Peter to pay Paul, but...
42:34I don't know who these people are.
42:45German night.
42:46All main meals will be served with pickled cabbage.
42:48Oh, I don't fancy that.
42:50It's disgusting.
42:51My father lost a leg at Battle of the Bulge,
42:54so we didn't have to eat pickled cabbage.
42:56Looks like the Battle of the Bulge hasn't finished for some...
42:59That joke is in very poor taste.
43:01You think that's poor taste? Wait till you try the pickled cabbage.
43:04I don't think pickled cabbage is that bad.
43:08It's better than normal cabbage.
43:27You don't.
43:34He scrubs up quite well, that one.
43:36That's all he needs, a vampire.
43:38They're giving him the gladiator, putting him off his stroke.
43:40Be careful, Eddie. I'm not as deaf as you are stupid.
43:44One more crack like that, and I'll shove that ugly head of yours
43:47so far up your arse, you'll be able to chew your pickled cabbage
43:50again on the way out.
43:52I love these two together.
43:54It's like Mick and Madge,
43:58but I think better,
44:00because you've got the awkwardness of the family around.
44:04I think that's what makes it a bit better.
44:06I mean, I love Madge and Mick's dynamic,
44:09but there's something about these two.
44:13Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
44:16señores y señoritas,
44:18I give you the music of Spain.
44:31Let's go.
44:49Oh.
44:54Oh.
44:56Oh, my ears.
44:58Oh, heck no.
45:00No wonder he gave us the music of Spain.
45:03I don't suppose he could find anybody else who wanted it.
45:06No.
45:08Between the German food and the Spanish singing,
45:11no wonder people want to pull out of the European Union.
45:14Oh, son, I'm that proud of you when you talk politics.
45:18Actually, when would this episode have come out?
45:23Surely this could have been right around
45:26the time of Brexit and the vote.
45:28I'm going to have to look this up at the end of the episode.
45:35Well?
45:36Well, what?
45:37Was it positive?
45:39Of course it wasn't.
45:41Now, can we put this preposterous notion finally behind us?
45:47Is that a salad for me?
45:49Went a bit heavy on the pickled cabbage.
45:51It's German night.
45:53Ooh, yummy.
45:54Ich liebe Sauerkraut.
45:56Yeah, ich liebe Sauerkraut.
46:09How are you feeling?
46:11Not great.
46:12I've still got that painful ringing in my ears.
46:14Mate, that's not from earlier.
46:20British Square?
46:21British Square.
46:23British Square.
46:24Please, quickly.
46:29Is he in pain?
46:31I don't know, but I am.
46:33Me too.
46:34I can't take much more of this.
46:35I've never heard a man scream like that.
46:37Speak for yourself.
46:41Excuse me.
46:42Hm?
46:43Where's my cake?
46:44Cake?
46:45Yeah, the cake I brought in earlier today for you to look after.
46:48I'm not sure I'll have to ask the manager.
46:50Here he is.
46:51Everything OK?
46:52Yeah, this lady would like a word with you.
46:54Oh, good evening, madam.
46:55I'm Henry, the acting manager.
46:57How can I help you?
46:58I brought in a chocolate cake earlier.
47:00It had welcome back written in icing on the top.
47:03That was from you.
47:04And it was absolutely delicious and such a kind gesture.
47:07You what?
47:08The cake.
47:09So kind.
47:10Although chocolate buttercream, a moment on the lips,
47:13a lifetime on the hips.
47:15That was my daughter's cake.
47:17I'm sorry?
47:18You've eaten our daughter's cake.
47:21Oh, heavens.
47:22I thought...
47:23There seems to have been a terrible misunderstanding.
47:25You've eaten a nine-year-old's chocolate cake.
47:28Well, I've heard it all now.
47:30I can assure you we will recompense you for the cake
47:33and any inconvenience caused.
47:3550 euros that cake was.
47:37That's not a problem.
47:3850 euros for a chocolate cake?
47:40It was a special type of cake.
47:42My granddaughter's allergic to Spanish chocolate.
47:45She's a very sensitive child.
47:47My sincere apologies.
47:52Mr Wooves?
47:54There you go.
47:55Right, let's finish these drinks.
47:57Right, first of all...
47:59Uh-oh.
48:00How dare you turn down my candles?
48:03Excuse me?
48:04Jacqueline, please.
48:05Sorry, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
48:07Oh, you both be quiet.
48:10I'm saying my piece.
48:12Oh, is she pissed?
48:13And another thing.
48:14When you said short, strange, dumper woman,
48:19you meant me, didn't you?
48:21I never said strange.
48:22I am not interested.
48:25If you fancy a day's watch as you said you did,
48:30you're welcome to it.
48:31Oh!
48:32Ratched on the bike.
48:34Jacqueline, come away.
48:35I said those things for your benefit.
48:38My benefit?
48:39You said you wanted him to keep you warm at night.
48:44HE LAUGHS
48:46Come on, we should go.
48:47You can have him.
48:49And he can have your schoolgirl figure.
48:52HE LAUGHS
48:54What have you been saying?
48:56I was trying to help.
48:58Ah, you've got a funny way of showing it.
49:00Let's go and get something to eat.
49:06Oh, I've got a paper head now.
49:08Mother, you don't really think...
49:10No, of course I bloody don't.
49:12HE LAUGHS
49:14HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
49:20Er...
49:22Yes, uh...
49:24Matteo there and his marvellous band.
49:27It's so wonderful to start the evening off
49:29with a smattering of local music.
49:31But now let's continue the evening
49:33in true Benidorm fashion.
49:35Karaoke!
49:37Play something, anything.
49:39HE LAUGHS
49:41No, no, please don't go.
49:43The evening's only just getting going.
49:45Oh, OK.
49:49I come home in the morning light
49:52My mother says
49:54when you go to live your life right
49:57Oh, Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones
50:00And girls, they want to have fun
50:04Oh, now that's more like it.
50:07Fun.
50:13I want to have fun.
50:15So what are you doing?
50:17Get off! Get out of my bag!
50:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
50:21That doesn't belong to you, that's my property!
50:23Give it to me! Give it to me!
50:27Well...
50:29Well?
50:30That's my business.
50:32That's my private business.
50:34Oh, she is. I think she is.
50:38I'm going to be an uncle.
50:39Hey!
50:40Yes.
50:43It's all about you, isn't it?
50:46Now, what's your answer over here?
50:48Girls just want to have fun.
50:51I'm having fun. Are you having fun?
50:53Er...
50:54Yay!
50:58Oh...
51:01My word.
51:03Oh, my word.
51:04Ah.
51:05Right, let me...
51:06Let me quite...
51:07Just very quickly check up the...
51:10You know, the Brexit date thing.
51:12Because I want to know about that.
51:13Because that would be interesting.
51:14And I'll be back in momentarily.
51:16A few moments later.
51:18Okay.
51:19So, basically, the...
51:21So, the referendum for Brexit was June 2016.
51:26Which is roughly when I thought it was.
51:28Because I remember where I was working.
51:30Because I was working in a state agency.
51:32And I remember the day after being hell.
51:37I think we had, like, ten different people.
51:40Who had their properties on the market with us.
51:42Called us up and said,
51:43Yeah, we're taking our house off the market.
51:44It's going to be ridiculous.
51:45You know, we've left Europe.
51:47It's like...
51:48Yes.
51:50I kept saying to them,
51:51You know this is going to take absolute years
51:54before this actually...
51:56You know, actually happens.
51:58You know.
51:59They were very fussy with it all.
52:01So, yeah.
52:02So, June 2016.
52:05This episode of Benidorm.
52:07So, it aired...
52:09What was it? Episode...
52:11Five, isn't it?
52:12One, two, three, four, five.
52:13Yeah.
52:14So, this aired 5th April 2017.
52:18So, yeah.
52:20What about nine, ten months after the actual referendum.
52:25But, they obviously would have been recording it.
52:29Realistically.
52:31In 2016.
52:33So, I think...
52:37They didn't...
52:39I think they either did know or they...
52:42Or maybe they filmed it just after the referendum.
52:46Or maybe just before.
52:48Because, yeah.
52:49Obviously, it was going on for months.
52:50The whole debate about should we leave, should we not leave.
52:53I'm not going to go into a debate on here.
52:56But, I will tell you what I voted in that referendum.
53:00Because I'm happy to say what I voted.
53:03I voted to remain.
53:05And the reason I chose to remain was simply because...
53:10I didn't feel that either party...
53:14Either the Leave camp or the Remain camp.
53:16I didn't think either of them did enough of a solid argument...
53:23To sway me one way or another to say yes, I think we should leave.
53:26Or no, we shouldn't.
53:28So, the reason I then chose to remain...
53:31In my logical head...
53:33Was that it would be easier to remain.
53:38And then, in the future, if we then did another one...
53:42And say, actually, we still don't think it's right.
53:44It would be easier to leave at that point.
53:46Rather than say, we leave.
53:49Then we go, oh, actually, this was a bit of a mistake.
53:53Maybe we should rejoin.
53:55Because that would be so much harder.
53:57So, yeah, that's the reason I chose that.
54:00I don't have any ill feeling towards anyone for either which way they voted.
54:06Because they obviously voted for the reasons that they personally feel is right.
54:10And that is the way that politics goes.
54:13There will be sometimes something that you agree with.
54:15Sometimes something goes that you don't agree with.
54:18That is politics. That is a democracy.
54:20And that's why I'm happy that we're in a democracy-based society.
54:24So, yeah. That's where we are with Brexit.
54:27But let's get off that.
54:29In terms of Bendholm and that episode...
54:31Fantastic. Loved it.
54:37That's an interesting addition.
54:39I don't know whether there is something that's gone on behind the scenes.
54:44Because, like I said, it did feel like a very abrupt exit for Les.
54:49It was in the last episode.
54:51And then all of a sudden he disappears.
54:53And we bring in this Neville.
54:55It could just be that he only wanted to do a couple of episodes.
55:01And so they decided to get someone else to fill the gap.
55:04He did feel basically like Les.
55:09Although that may be one or two lines.
55:12You could argue that the lines there were Les lines.
55:16And they were just repurposed and given to him.
55:19With maybe the odd little tweak here and there.
55:24I thought it was a reasonably good addition.
55:31Of course, in terms of additions, we've brought back Jeff.
55:34We've brought back Pauline.
55:36And we've brought back Noreen.
55:38Yes! Yes! Yes!
55:40Because I love them. I love the Maltbys.
55:42Always fun to have around.
55:44And I'll tell you what I did quite like as well.
55:47They have just gone straight in with their storyline.
55:52They've just gone straight into it.
55:54Bang! First episode. No messing about.
55:56Which, I think, is the smartest way to do this.
56:02When you're introducing them mid-season, first of all.
56:04Just because you don't want to disrupt the flow too much.
56:07But also, you take into consideration.
56:10Like I said at the start.
56:12I've booked my holiday for next year.
56:14I'll be going to Egypt.
56:15There'll be other people that are already there on holiday.
56:17And we can come there with our own problems.
56:20That nobody else there knows anything about.
56:23Theoretically, for example.
56:25I could go there with my sister.
56:27And she could turn out to be pregnant.
56:29And she didn't know that.
56:30Or whatever.
56:31You don't know what's going on behind the scenes.
56:33And it could literally be.
56:34Bang! That is just happening.
56:35So, yes.
56:37It's just one of them things.
56:39Great to have them back.
56:41Love Loretta and Eddie.
56:45I love their dynamic.
56:46It's fantastic.
56:48It is funny.
56:50The whole thing.
56:51Are you sure?
56:52Are you sure you don't fancy?
56:53Of course not!
56:55Well, it's a little bit their dynamic.
56:58It's a little bit like 5-Year-Olds in the playground.
57:00The boy who secretly likes a little girl.
57:04He's pulling her pigtails.
57:06Just to show that he likes her.
57:08It could be a little bit of that.
57:10I don't really see it.
57:11I don't see it happening.
57:12Personally.
57:13But, yes.
57:14I thought it was a really good episode.
57:16The whole dinosaur thing.
57:17That was very cheesy.
57:19And Henry.
57:20I don't know how long Henry is going to be around.
57:22Because obviously Joyce did mention about the whole thing.
57:25About she's got to do this conference in Barcelona.
57:28Or whatever.
57:29So, it might be.
57:30You know.
57:31Two, three, four episodes.
57:32Or something like that.
57:33We don't have her.
57:34It will be interesting when she does come back.
57:35Yes.
57:36Henry.
57:37Yes.
57:39I'd rather have gone with Matteo for Manager.
57:41Because I think the last time he was actually Manager.
57:43I don't think.
57:44If I remember correctly.
57:45I don't think he actually did that bad of a job.
57:46I mean.
57:47He definitely smarted himself up a little bit.
57:49But.
57:50Yes.
57:51There we go.
57:52Right.
57:53That's going to do it for this episode.
57:54Thank you so very much for watching.
57:55Of course.
57:56I'll be back next week.
57:57With another episode.
57:58And then next month.
57:59In November.
58:00There will be three more episodes.
58:01Which will round up Series 9.
58:03At which point.
58:04I will then pause.
58:05Before.
58:07Because it will only be a week.
58:08Before I start doing the Christmas stuff.
58:09So I will wait to do Series 10.
58:11In the new year.
58:12So.
58:13Yes.
58:14That's what's happening there.
58:15But.
58:16Thank you very much for watching.
58:17Subscribe if you're new.
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58:21But for now.
58:22My name's Kevin.
58:23I am a geek.
58:24And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
58:26Goodbye.