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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
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00:16Welcome back to Ghosts, this is series 2 episode 3.
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00:43video description.
00:44But for now let's check out this episode which is apparently called Redding Wedding, Redding
00:50Wedding.
00:51Now that brings me neatly to point 16.
00:55There is still a great deal of noise going on at night, laughing, giggling, horseplay.
01:01Now we all get bored, that's inevitable in our circumstances but may I remind you, we
01:06are at war.
01:07Oh, oh.
01:08Lieutenant.
01:09Are we going to learn more about the captain this time out?
01:12Oh this is going to be interesting.
01:14Communicate for you sir, from HQ, marked urgent.
01:17Finally, this will be my requisition for a service revolver.
01:22Good God.
01:23Sir?
01:24France has surrendered.
01:26Oh, they've taken France.
01:27The Germans are coming.
01:29I don't think they'll be here just yet, sir.
01:32What?
01:33Right.
01:34May I suggest we initiate the emergency lockdown protocol, sir?
01:37Yes, yes, jolly good.
01:40It's vital that nothing fall into enemy hands.
01:44You heard the CO.
01:45Get to your duties.
01:46Sir.
01:47Sir.
01:48Exciting times, Havers.
01:49If they do invade, we may get a proper pop at Jerry.
01:57Yes.
01:58About that, sir.
02:01I know we do vital work here, sir, but I want to get involved in the fighting.
02:08I've put in for a transfer.
02:10You're leaving?
02:13There's talk of a North Africa front.
02:17Yes.
02:18Yes, well, I totally understand, of course.
02:23Carry on.
02:24Thank you.
02:35This could be interesting, because it's been implied and sort of suggested in episodes
02:43that the captain could be gay, which, of course, was not a culturally acceptable thing
02:51in those times.
02:52So it'll be interesting if we get any more hints or even reveals of it in this episode.
02:59I thought this evening, before film club, I would give you all a little talk on activity
03:04badges.
03:06Hey!
03:15I'm sorry.
03:16I mean, if anyone else has anything new that they'd like to know.
03:19I could do my talk on how to skin a mammoth, you see.
03:24That's not strictly new, is it?
03:27Why don't I do the 40?
03:29No, let me be kind.
03:31Witch trial.
03:34Witch trial.
03:37If it'd be of interest.
03:41Oh, Mary.
03:44I mean, if you're sure.
03:47I mean, if you feel like you're ready.
03:49Well, I know it's taken me a while to talk.
03:52Only about 300 years.
03:54But, yeah, I think I'm ready.
03:58Oh.
04:01We're little pats.
04:03You OK?
04:05It's strange, because as soon as she said witch trials there, that kind of makes sense.
04:12That she could have been burnt at the stake, kind of thing.
04:16Because you look at the outfits, you look at, obviously, the soot and everything on the face.
04:20I don't know why it's just something that never occurred to me.
04:24But now it makes complete sense.
04:26I won't do that before film club.
04:31And how many rooms do you have?
04:33I think there's nine.
04:35Natural light.
04:37So, that's...
04:39Oh, period stairs.
04:41Clearly.
04:43Interesting space.
04:45Sort of rustic.
04:47Colonial.
04:49Quite a niche market, wedding-wise.
04:51I heard Isabelle from Belle's Weddings passed.
04:54And you were sick on her?
04:56No, I was sick near her.
04:58Some went on her.
05:00Can I be honest with you?
05:02I don't like it.
05:04I love it!
05:06It is a little shabby around the edges, but with a bit of judging up, this could really suit the right couple.
05:10And do you happen to have any clients who are interested, like, soon?
05:14There is one. Claire.
05:16I'm showing her some other places today.
05:18She wants to book an ASAP shotgun wedding.
05:20I'm kidding.
05:22I think this could work for them.
05:24Piano, tick.
05:26Open fireplace, tick.
05:29Move painting of cribby old lady, tick.
05:31Kitchen, tick.
05:33Perfectly placed to allow you to flow right through this corridor,
05:35straight into your garden at the back,
05:37where you can set up your main marquee,
05:39right here.
05:41Oh, no.
05:43Uh, yeah.
05:45We can't show people this.
05:47There's rough around the edges, and then there's a bombsite.
05:49Quite got round to it, clearly.
05:51But we will.
05:53By this afternoon.
05:55What?
05:57You have to make space for this sort of marquee,
05:59if you want to host weddings here.
06:01Without it, you've no catering flow.
06:03No flow, no go.
06:05Yeah.
06:07You've got to get it wedding ready.
06:09We'll clear it.
06:11Is what I wanted to hear.
06:13Yeah.
06:15Let's make this happen.
06:17I'll delay Claire as long as I can.
06:19Say, four o'clock?
06:21Ciao, ciao.
06:23Ciao.
06:27Yeah.
06:29Wow.
06:31That's a lot to do.
06:39Not again.
06:57Terry Inferno?
06:59Huh, maybe she's ready.
07:01Could be the case.
07:03Anyway, it's my turn to choose this week.
07:05Please, don't put on Top Gun.
07:07Oh, that's one movie
07:09that I watched years ago.
07:11Everyone was banging on about it.
07:13Oh my God, how have you never seen Top Gun?
07:15It's one of the most amazing movies ever.
07:17I was like,
07:19okay, fine, I'll watch it.
07:21I'll rent it from the movie place.
07:23It's one of the worst movies
07:26I've ever seen.
07:28No plot.
07:30Dialogue's crap.
07:32Okay, it's got a bit of action
07:34and stuff with the planes and that.
07:36Is that enough to make it up for it?
07:38Nah.
07:40I don't think so, mate.
07:42It's mine.
07:44You had your turn two weeks ago.
07:46You swapped with me.
07:48No, no, I don't record to that.
07:50Even if I did, it would have been
07:52a verbal non-banging agreement.
07:55I would give you a bunch of fives, mate.
07:57It's a box for Cambridge, you know.
07:59Let's go!
08:01Civil play!
08:03French.
08:05Why don't we put it to the vote?
08:07Oh yeah, put it to the people,
08:09like they know what they're doing.
08:11Hands up who thinks it's Thomas' turn.
08:13I've got my hand up.
08:15Probably.
08:17Hang on,
08:19not everyone's here.
08:21Well, where are they?
08:25Oh, my God!
08:35Mitch has watched his giggling out now.
08:37Maybe he shattered his lover.
08:39Oh, I've heard of that.
08:43Oh, my God.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:47Oh, Martin's right.
08:49We're never going to be wedding ready.
08:51Well, let's get ready,
08:53son.
08:55Wedding, wedding.
09:05Mm-hmm.
09:23We're never going to do it.
09:41But you're a ghost.
09:45Okay.
09:48Of course we can fit a mark here.
09:50I mean, how hard can it be?
09:52They put a man on the moon.
09:54What?
09:56Okay, I'll go get the tools.
09:58You check the measurements.
10:00Let's get wedding ready.
10:02Wedding ready?
10:04Wait a minute, I'll do it.
10:06Wedding ready.
10:08What was the man doing out there on the moon?
10:10They went to explore.
10:12And how did he get there?
10:14Climb up a beanstalk, did he?
10:17Is this the first time they're actually hearing about it?
10:19Of course.
10:21That would be a really good moment to get married first.
10:23Okay, everyone, let's turn and burn.
10:25Oh, sorry, Mary.
10:27It's a quote from Top Gun.
10:29Let's grab the computer that folds.
10:33The computer that folds.
10:35Oh, God, you're sweet.
10:41But he's such a ruffian.
10:47Oh, shit.
11:05Our fanny's loin's burning.
11:07I always looked up at the moon and thought,
11:09can you eat it?
11:11No, can you walk on it?
11:13Press play.
11:15In 1969, the world watched in wonder
11:17as three brave astronauts
11:19took off from Cape Canaveral.
11:21Their destination?
11:23The moon.
11:25It's an amazing moment.
11:27Everyone remembers where they were.
11:29I was with Carol at her parents'
11:31fishing chips for tea.
11:33It's the first time I ever tried a battered jumbo sausage.
11:35Never look back.
11:37I missed the whole thing.
11:39I was still a student at Cambridge
11:41busy having my own moon landing.
11:44My first freeze.
11:50What's going on here?
11:52Oh, I'm helping Alison.
11:54Keeping this lot busy while she and Mike
11:56dig up the garden.
11:58Which garden?
12:00Are you going on?
12:02It's going to be a squeeze.
12:04First, we have to clear all of this.
12:06No, no, belay that order, Michael.
12:08You can't dig there, that's a negative.
12:10Wait, sorry, one second, Mike.
12:13Most of them are watching YouTube.
12:15Why can't we dig there?
12:17Because that's a very special part of the garden.
12:19That was where our allotment was.
12:21The regimental allotment.
12:23Okay, it's fine, Mike, you can just keep digging.
12:25No, this is where we buried our pets.
12:27My dog is buried there, right there.
12:29And he was very special to me. Barry.
12:31Barry? Barry.
12:33Wait, Mike. Sorry, you had a dog called Barry?
12:35Dogs can be called Barry.
12:37Mike, you can just carry on.
12:39No, thank you, Michael.
12:41Call him off.
12:43Call him off, I tell you.
12:45Okay, just one second, Mike.
12:47When I was at Button House, there was a war on.
12:49I don't think that's ever come up before.
12:51There is something buried down there that is very sensitive.
12:53Captain, the war is over.
12:55Is it, Alison?
12:57Is it?
12:59Yes, it is.
13:01Please, don't dig.
13:03There is something down there
13:05that is potentially explosive
13:07if it gets out.
13:11A grenade? Bomb?
13:13Mike, do you think we could clear the other side?
13:15Just the other side, Michael.
13:17That looks like a lot of work.
13:19Sorry, it's a ghost thing.
13:21Wow.
13:23No.
13:27Ooh.
13:29This is deep.
13:31Oh, nice transition.
13:33Really nice transition there.
13:37Come!
13:41Ah, Havers.
13:43At ease, at ease.
13:45I was just thinking about you, actually.
13:47How's the emergency lockdown coming?
13:49Very good, sir. Most items have been squared away,
13:51as per the order.
13:53Excellent.
13:55Sorry, you first, Lieutenant.
14:01I'm afraid I'm leaving you, sir.
14:05At 1800 hours this evening.
14:07So soon?
14:11That would explain your new service revolver.
14:13I don't suppose they sent one for me, did they?
14:15Only for front-line personnel
14:17at this stage, sir.
14:19Of course.
14:21It's North Africa, sir.
14:23I'll be able to have a proper swing at Fritz.
14:25You make sure you give them a bloody nose.
14:27I shall miss you, Havers.
14:33By which I mean, of course,
14:35that we shall miss you.
14:37And I know the Button House 11
14:40Thank you, sir.
14:42Well, if that's all...
14:48I say, Havers!
14:52It's a bally shame we won't get to finish the operation together.
15:10Pick up the pace, please, Mike.
15:14You've only got five hours.
15:16Uh-oh.
15:20Oh, is this going to be like a Diet Coke advert?
15:32Yes!
15:40Which leads to the question,
15:42where next?
15:44Mars, or even the outer edge
15:46of our solar system?
15:48Only time will tell.
15:50Well, I never.
15:52Anyway, film club.
15:54Yes, now, I was thinking
15:56nine and a half weeks.
15:58Over my already dead body.
16:00Fine by me.
16:02Guys, guys, why don't we settle this properly, okay?
16:04Quite right. Let's settle this like men.
16:06Would you care to step outside, sir?
16:09Yes, I would, sir. Indeed, sir.
16:11Indeed, sir!
16:13Guys, you don't have to do...
16:15Where are you going? I promised Allison that you would...
16:17Oh, no!
16:21Okay, good move, Andy.
16:23Oh, no!
16:25But what if that's just what they wanted you to believe?
16:29Right. Oh, no.
16:31Both are the rules, so we're agreed.
16:33Solve this once and for all.
16:35On three.
16:37Two, three...
16:39What's that supposed to be?
16:41Pistol.
16:43I always choose pistol.
16:45Oh, yeah. Really worked out for you last time, didn't it?
16:47There were circumstances around my death, I'll have you know, sir.
16:49It's rock, paper, scissors, Thomas.
16:51Thought I told you.
16:53No, it's all right. Let's play it his way.
16:55One, two, three.
16:59What's this thing?
17:01AK-47 assault rifle.
17:03Sold 50 crates of these bad boys to the Libyans in 83.
17:06Oh, yeah.
17:08Well, you don't get two weapons.
17:10Come on.
17:14You're on fire, mate.
17:16Sorry, Mary.
17:18Sorry.
17:20Melt it.
17:26What should we do with all this?
17:28Maybe just pile it up over there, and then we'll deal with it later.
17:30I think we might just do this.
17:32See? Told you.
17:34Wedding ready.
17:36We got this?
17:38Yeah.
17:40Oh, great.
17:42Are we going to move that?
17:44I think we might have to break it up with a big hammer.
17:46No!
17:48Can we?
17:50Florence!
17:52Oh, wait.
17:54I already told you this isn't good news.
17:56Who's Florence getting?
17:58She was one of my best friends.
18:00I used to play hide and seek in the garden with my sister.
18:03Often, she couldn't find me for a whole day and night.
18:05I once got so hungry,
18:07I had to eat a bit of my purse.
18:09Florence kept me company.
18:11Oh, so you made a statue of her?
18:13No, she is a statue.
18:15Eh?
18:17That's enough.
18:19Oh, I forgot all about you.
18:21Zoinks.
18:23Where have you been hiding?
18:25Guys, she's a statue.
18:27Pat, you were supposed to be keeping everyone occupied.
18:29It's like herding cats.
18:32Can you at least sort out these two?
18:34Yes.
18:36Oh, hang on.
18:38Guys, I think I've had an idea.
18:40Yes, go on, Pat.
18:42Let's turn and burn again.
18:44Sorry, I'm smashing this up.
18:46One sec, Mike.
18:48No, Kitty, please.
18:50We won't destroy Florence.
18:52We're just going to...
18:54We could move her.
18:56It's a deal, as long as you play hide and seek with me.
18:58Oh, God.
19:00You go hide, Kitty.
19:02I think you might be an expert at this game.
19:04I'm very good at it, yes.
19:06Will you hide first?
19:08One, two, three.
19:10You'll never find me, Alison.
19:12Three.
19:16Sorry.
19:20And that's why we need to look seriously at the grassy north.
19:22I mean, look at those angles.
19:24Oh, no.
19:26Oh, he's up to JFK conspiracy theories.
19:29He was replaced by lizards.
19:33No, it's fine.
19:35I have to say, it's lovely to be included.
19:37Game on.
19:39See what you've got.
19:41Oh.
19:43Bring it.
19:45Oh.
19:47Oh.
19:51Five.
19:53Good.
19:56Oh.
20:00This is so stupid.
20:02And I love it.
20:12I love that music as well.
20:20Oh.
20:22Thomas is really good.
20:24Oh.
20:34Oh, you found me.
20:36Oh, you're playing too.
20:38I don't know. Yes.
20:40No one has ever found me before.
20:42Ever.
20:44You're so good at this.
20:46Thank you.
20:48Right, your turn to hide.
20:50I'll count, you hide, and I'll seek.
20:53It's so easy.
20:55Don't look, Hitty, that's cheating.
21:07Oh, Captain.
21:09Fanny, are you quite all right?
21:11No, I find myself having a
21:13a conniption fit.
21:17I have become attracted
21:19to someone.
21:22Well, Fanny, I, uh,
21:24very flattered, but I've got a lot of problems
21:26on my own at the moment.
21:28Oh, good heavens, no, not you.
21:30No, no, no, never you.
21:32No, I cannot say who,
21:34but I know
21:36not what to do.
21:38Now steady, Fanny, steady the buffs.
21:40Now look here, nothing good will come of it.
21:42You must take that emotion,
21:44and you must bury it.
21:46Never let it out.
21:48Oh,
21:50so the thing that's buried,
21:52is that like the letter
21:54that he wrote?
21:56Ah,
21:58yes.
22:02Which I presume is him
22:04expressing his feelings
22:06or something.
22:08Which is why that would be
22:10exclusive if it got out.
22:13Ah!
22:17Ah!
22:19Ah!
22:21Don't move.
22:25Oh, don't break it.
22:29It's pointless.
22:33That was my favourite tone.
22:35You have a favourite tone?
22:37No, you have a favourite tone.
22:39Oh, I've not really thought about it, Mike.
22:43No, no,
22:45not fair,
22:47the head was out by a nose.
22:49What?
22:51Tell them, Humphrey.
22:53Oh, don't ask me, I'm just happy to be part of the game.
22:55I feel like I'm alive.
22:57Well, as the judge here.
22:59Oh, yeah, yeah, let's listen to the judge.
23:01Let's listen to the man.
23:03What?
23:05Lord Gunman, do me a favour.
23:07I told McCartney, died in 1966.
23:09I know it.
23:11He didn't even get me started on the so-called moon landings.
23:15Sorry!
23:17Don't worry, it's actually quite nice of you.
23:25I found you!
23:27How wonderful!
23:29Now, you hide and I'll count in.
23:31Yes, no peeking.
23:33No, I swear, there's no peeking.
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29:23That actually got me a little bit emotional there at the end.
29:50I love this show. I really, really love this show. There's something... I mean, it's such
30:07a unique show, isn't it? I mean, whoever it was that came up with the idea for this show,
30:14they deserve a massive pat on the back. It is fantastic as a show. The way they keep you
30:22guessing, the way that you can have just some of the most amazing comedy moments that literally
30:30have you barely laughing. Oh, I absolutely love it. And I think it's because you, of course,
30:40because of the ghosts and obviously the different eras that they would have come from, they all
30:44have their own intricate personalities and their own ideals and morals and things. And so you get
30:50all this stuff. I mean, I don't know why, but like, Robin is definitely the kind of person I
30:57would expect to be a conspiracy theorist. I never would have thought it, but it makes complete sense
31:04that he would think like that, you know, because of the age that he would have come from. And I
31:12like the fact that in this episode, they really do address the fact that in reality, they have heard
31:19all these stories before because you think that they've been with each other for hundreds of
31:23years. You're going to get to a point that you are going to run out of things to talk about,
31:30but you can only so many times say the same things over and over and over again. And so
31:37it's, I think, in a way, quite refreshing that Alison can obviously see the ghosts,
31:42she can interact with them, she can introduce them to things that they otherwise wouldn't know,
31:49which, yeah, that's what I love with this show. I mean, the whole Fanny and Mike thing,
31:56that, that was probably, I don't know, maybe that's maybe the second best thing of this episode.
32:05I think the first is the Captain storyline. I wonder if we'll ever actually learn his name,
32:10or if he'll only ever be known as the Captain. But yeah, that's another episode where it's
32:18very heavily implied that he is at least bi, if not gay, without outright saying it. So again,
32:31I wonder if we're going to learn a bit more with that one in future episodes.
32:40And yeah, we seem to have the, I would say a 90% confirmation at this stage
32:48that Mary was burned at the stake for a witch trial. So yeah, whether we see any of that
32:58obviously remains to be seen. But of course, we've got five series in total,
33:02plus a number of Christmas specials, of course, the first one of which I will be doing this
33:06Christmas. So of course, do keep your eyes peeled. But let me know in the comments, as always,
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33:31So thank you so very much. If you enjoyed this episode, thank you as well if you didn't enjoy
33:39this episode, but I definitely did. So until next time, my name is Kevin,
33:44I am a geek and you've been watching Kevin the Geek. Goodbye.