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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:14What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:19Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:23If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:28Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:31What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:36And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:40Alright, everybody get out!
00:00:43We got an important guest coming!
00:00:47You!
00:00:52You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:00:55I paid the stall fee already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:01:02You want to say that again?
00:01:06You know who's visiting today?
00:01:08Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:12Ellen Musk?
00:01:13Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:16Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:20Really? Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:26You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:32Coming to see you?
00:01:34Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:37If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:43Deal.
00:01:50Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:54Or else, you're fired.
00:02:15Prepare the limo.
00:02:17Prepare the limo? Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:26Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:28Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:31Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:42Ellen, uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen, uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:52How's my boss bitch?
00:02:54Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:56So how do you, like...
00:02:59She's my boss?
00:03:01Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:06No way.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:10Well?
00:03:14No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss. No, I won't do it again.
00:03:22Alright, that's enough. We're not tyrants here.
00:03:31Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:39You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:41My runaway pride.
00:03:44You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:49Who are you?
00:03:52Where is she?
00:03:54Atlanta. And you were right. It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:58My clever bride. I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet. I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson, Bevin Sterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:16Atlanta? The game is afoot. I'm going.
00:04:19Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22He can wait. I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:25Dr. Wilson!
00:04:31General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:34Bevin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:37Atlanta!
00:04:40Where is that?
00:04:42Whatever! Prepare my war plane!
00:04:44Don't sue going after my fiancÃĐe.
00:04:46This is war.
00:04:49I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:04:54Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:04:56But at a given point, I know exactly what you want.
00:05:00And I will make sure you get what you want no matter what.
00:05:03Do you understand?
00:05:05I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza
00:05:14project like you asked me to.
00:05:15Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:18This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:21That project is worth billions.
00:05:22He can finally take his company public.
00:05:25But Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without
00:05:32ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:36Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:40Well, three years ago...
00:06:02You saved me.
00:06:08He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:12I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of
00:06:15being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:18But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing, and then I can finally
00:06:24come out to the public.
00:06:26So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:29I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:34But why work at the flea market?
00:06:36Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:40Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a portion to find.
00:06:45Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:49You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:52Where the hell are you?
00:06:56Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:07:00Get home, stat.
00:07:02It's a big day today.
00:07:04That was...
00:07:06My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:07:08She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:12But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:17You know, she even remembered our third-year anniversary.
00:07:21Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:25Hi, I'm home.
00:07:27I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:29Finally, you're back.
00:07:31Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:35Divorce papers?
00:07:37Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:41God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:44We're ending that relationship.
00:07:47Don't call me Mom again.
00:07:49We're ending that relationship.
00:07:51Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:54You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:56You don't deserve my son.
00:07:58You're way below his league.
00:08:00I'm below his league?
00:08:02That's right.
00:08:04You are.
00:08:06Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Elon Musk.
00:08:12And then his company's going public.
00:08:15That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:17But you?
00:08:19You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:23Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:26And you?
00:08:27You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:31Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:36Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:38But Elon Musk works for me.
00:08:41You're delusional.
00:08:43You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:45How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:51Resorting to lies. Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:55And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:09:02You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:08Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:10Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:12Enough!
00:09:14Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:18But I am.
00:09:20Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:23Here's $500,000.
00:09:24You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:28Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:31Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:35I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:40Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:43Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:46Fine. Here's another $200,000.
00:09:50$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:53She's done nothing.
00:09:54Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:57She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:10:00Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:05I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:08You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:13And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:17A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:21What a joke.
00:10:22If you actually love my son,
00:10:25you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:28And leave!
00:10:31You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:36Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:39I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:42Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:49It's all my work!
00:10:53Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:11:01You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:06So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:10She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:14Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:18But don't regret it.
00:11:21Regret? Do I know who I am?
00:11:25Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:11:29I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:33Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:38Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:42It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:47You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:50Social stratum matters.
00:11:53Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:56And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:59And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:05Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:07Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:13You owe me.
00:12:15You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:24You hit me.
00:12:26Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:45I don't need your penny money.
00:12:49We're finished.
00:12:51You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:55Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:59But I would like my ring back.
00:13:10Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:21And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:25Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:32It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:36Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:39Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:41You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:48Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:52Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big-shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:14:00Bigger big-shot than Elon Musk?
00:14:02Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:07Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:22Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:28Vanderbilt?
00:14:29Yeah. He's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:33Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:36You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:40That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:52Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:14:57Who is he?
00:14:59That. That's Devin Sterling. He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling & Co.
00:15:08He's also the founder and CEO of Devin Sterling.
00:15:12And he's also the CEO of Devin Sterling.
00:15:15Devin Sterling. He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:22Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:25And he's your fiancÃĐ.
00:15:29What? My fiancÃĐ?
00:15:32The one and only.
00:15:35So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:44Babe?
00:15:52That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:58What is she doing here?
00:16:04You skank. My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:10Divorced?
00:16:12That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:18Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:22So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:25Guess she's not just a forsaken woman, she's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:33How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:36Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:39Do you know who I am?
00:16:41They don't know who you are.
00:16:44You hide it well.
00:16:47X-Team! Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:52Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:58Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:17:02You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:06Mind if I borrow your man?
00:17:09No, I'm fine.
00:17:13Tell these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:16Oh, you bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:26A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:30No.
00:17:32Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:35You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:40Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:43Pleased to meet you all. Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:47What an honor.
00:17:49I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:52Yes, I did.
00:17:55And I'm a big fan of your show.
00:17:58I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:18:01It's worth billions of dollars.
00:18:03Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:06But we haven't received the contract yet. We deserve it.
00:18:09That's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:12Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:15So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:19Thank you, Mr. Manville.
00:18:21Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:26Yes, I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:30Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:33Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot,
00:18:37we can feast for generations.
00:18:42I'll do my best.
00:18:48Excuse me.
00:18:49A second, gentlemen.
00:18:51What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:56How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:59Me? A hobo?
00:19:01How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:19:04You sleep your way in?
00:19:05I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:08Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:11Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:16This is your ex-husband?
00:19:20What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:22Who the hell is this?
00:19:24You were cheating on me?
00:19:37Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:40That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:46They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:54You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:59Get your hands off of her!
00:20:05My lady.
00:20:07My lady.
00:20:26My queen.
00:20:37It's...
00:20:39It's him!
00:20:41He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:44Who are these peasants?
00:20:46These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:51Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:54You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:58Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:21:00That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:21:02You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:04His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:08This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:12Vanderbilt.
00:21:14The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:18who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:23That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:33Oh, goddammit.
00:21:35Stomachache now?
00:21:39Whatever.
00:21:41Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:43How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:46I'm Harley F. N. Buffett,
00:21:48the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:52I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:57And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:01Not with me around.
00:22:03I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:06I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:09I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:11Not with me around.
00:22:13I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire
00:22:15stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:18You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:23You're a fucking delusion, Angela.
00:22:25We've had enough of your games.
00:22:27Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:31Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:34But don't worry.
00:22:36You got new money here.
00:22:39I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:42Yes, my queen.
00:22:44You're all despicable.
00:22:47An insult to your family names.
00:22:52Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:56Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:59Cut off all business ties.
00:23:01And if you don't,
00:23:04I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:08Ha! I knew it.
00:23:10You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:12You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:14How much money did you spend on that getup?
00:23:16And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:18You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:22You have nothing.
00:23:24And you will always be nothing.
00:23:27She's a gold digger.
00:23:29Gold digger?
00:23:31Gigolo.
00:23:33Want to try me for a night?
00:23:35Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:37Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:40They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:43Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:45She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:48Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:50Security!
00:23:56Security!
00:23:58You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:24:01And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:24:04You!
00:24:07Insolent fools.
00:24:09Let me guess.
00:24:10You're that special guest?
00:24:12I don't know.
00:24:14Throw them out!
00:24:16And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:24You back down, ass.
00:24:29I got this.
00:24:37You!
00:24:57What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:59I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:25:01No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:25:04Oh my God, we're so screwed.
00:25:15Angela!
00:25:17Don't hurt her.
00:25:19You bitch. I've always been sick of you.
00:25:21You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:23How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:25:25Boss? Did she say her boss?
00:25:27Miss Musk?
00:25:29That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:31That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:33My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:37Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:40Past the American Revolution?
00:25:42Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:44If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:47That's Lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty.
00:25:50And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:54What the hell did you do?
00:25:56Kneel to me.
00:25:59Your Majesty.
00:26:01Welcome to the United States.
00:26:04We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:07Yes, your highness.
00:26:09Is it a queen or princess?
00:26:11It doesn't matter.
00:26:13My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:16We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:18What are you doing, idiot?
00:26:20Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:29What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:50She's a badass herself.
00:26:52He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:54You! You! You!
00:26:57You! You!
00:26:59You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:27:01Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:27:04No! Don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything.
00:27:07You worked for everything?
00:27:14Hi, Henry.
00:27:16So, our 30th anniversary is coming up.
00:27:19And I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:22I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:24Figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project.
00:27:26And if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:36You were nothing before me.
00:27:39All your achievements.
00:27:41All your glory.
00:27:43That's all mine.
00:27:45Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:47I can take all of that away.
00:27:50Just like that.
00:27:53No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:55That's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:58Oh, and this antique wedding ring.
00:28:02Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:28:04It was Queen Victoria's.
00:28:06And it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:15No. I gave you back the ring.
00:28:18I divorced a royal heiress.
00:28:20No!
00:28:22No, please take me back, baby.
00:28:25I still love you.
00:28:30Oh, man. Looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:33No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:42God, these two again.
00:28:44Did he say... Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:47President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:49After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:51each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals.
00:28:54The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:56Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:58Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:29:01Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:08And that there is...
00:29:10That is the legendary, boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:13He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:15Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:18Oh, no. That's based on real figures.
00:29:21But that's me. Son of James House.
00:29:23Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:26I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:30So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 years.
00:29:35And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:43Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:47Uh, they're all your fiancÃĐs.
00:29:50What?
00:29:52FiancÃĐs?
00:29:55Plural?
00:29:56FiancÃĐs.
00:29:57Plural?
00:29:59Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancÃĐ.
00:30:02No, I'm her fiancÃĐ.
00:30:03You can both shut up. I'm her fiancÃĐ.
00:30:06It's you.
00:30:07It's me.
00:30:08Who the hell is he?
00:30:09I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:11How are all three of these men my fiancÃĐ?
00:30:16Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:19but I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:24He has three badass fiancÃĐs and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:30Whatever.
00:30:31Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:37Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:41At your service.
00:30:43Me too.
00:30:49One down, two more to go.
00:30:51She's become queen.
00:30:52Bishop to G4.
00:30:57Ow! Ow! Ow! What is that?
00:31:01The most German festin' water in the Nile River.
00:31:07Rook to A8.
00:31:11Hello?
00:31:15I thought I was king.
00:31:17No, you wish.
00:31:18The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:20So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:22Oh, fine.
00:31:27Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:34I...
00:31:36I've been bankrupt.
00:31:38No!
00:31:41Who is he?
00:31:48I've been bankrupt. No!
00:31:51I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:55Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:58Alright, boys. Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:32:01Oh, that's serious business.
00:32:03I'm right with you.
00:32:06Wait for me. Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:11Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancÃĐs?
00:32:18You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:20I want compensation.
00:32:25You greedy S.O.B.
00:32:27Who the fuck is that?
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:35I don't care.
00:32:37You were married?
00:32:38Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:40then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:43More for me? No, no, of course not.
00:32:45Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:49Don't steal my joke.
00:32:50I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:52All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:56What? Is there something on my face?
00:32:58Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:33:01Let's remarry.
00:33:03Let's remarry.
00:33:04You still don't realize.
00:33:07I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:34Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:36We need to wreck right away.
00:33:38Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:42Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:46She should be okay now.
00:33:51Hey, you!
00:33:53Watch over here.
00:33:54I'll be right back.
00:33:57You saved me.
00:34:01Fuck.
00:34:02I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:06Fuck.
00:34:07I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09You've cheated on me,
00:34:11you've hit me,
00:34:12and you've insulted me.
00:34:14And after all that,
00:34:15I never want to see you again.
00:34:18I'm sorry.
00:34:19I'm sorry.
00:34:20I'm sorry.
00:34:21I'm sorry.
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:23I'm sorry.
00:34:24I'm sorry.
00:34:25And after all that,
00:34:26I never want to see you again.
00:34:28I fucking hate you.
00:34:31Lady Lockhart.
00:34:33What now?
00:34:35Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:39but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:43How about us three?
00:34:45Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:49Yeah, no.
00:34:50You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:52This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:55We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:57No.
00:34:59No.
00:35:00We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:35:04Our families.
00:35:06I'll get you for this.
00:35:14I never should have listened to you.
00:35:15I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:31So, what's the situation here?
00:35:34I don't want to marry you.
00:35:44I don't want to marry you.
00:35:47Listen.
00:35:49I only met you guys a few hours ago
00:35:51and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:53What?
00:35:54What if I told you
00:35:56that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:36:00Much longer?
00:36:04Angela?
00:36:05Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:13My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:15Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:17The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:21Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:23I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing,
00:36:28blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:31Can't call his name.
00:36:33Anyway, congratulations.
00:36:35I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:41You must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:43Otherwise...
00:36:44Let me do it.
00:36:46You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:49Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:53Mom!
00:36:54Alright honey, that's it.
00:36:56Bye!
00:37:02So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:06Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:12Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:15That seems greedy.
00:37:22But, I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:27Hey!
00:37:28I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:31I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:36Well, okay.
00:37:37No murder, please.
00:37:38I was just kidding.
00:37:42We have seven days to win her over.
00:37:45Ooh, it's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:48I know.
00:37:49We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:53Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:37:57Today, we have our first challenge.
00:38:01What is all of this, Ellen?
00:38:05You'll see.
00:38:06You'll see.
00:38:15Oh my god!
00:38:16Oh my god!
00:38:17Cockroaches!
00:38:18All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:20And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:26What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming
00:38:31her head off heiress?
00:38:36Oh!
00:38:41Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:44It's up to the final two.
00:39:06Crunchy.
00:39:09That is sick cold.
00:39:11Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one
00:39:14of these around.
00:39:17There are two more left.
00:39:18Want to try one?
00:39:19God, no!
00:39:20No!
00:39:23Oh my god!
00:39:24Save!
00:39:25Save you?
00:39:26Save me!
00:39:29I'm a germaphobe doctor.
00:39:31These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:33These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:34They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:51Thank god you're here.
00:39:55Are you alright, honey?
00:39:57Angela!
00:39:59No.
00:40:02Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for
00:40:07the night.
00:40:08Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:10I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:12You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:19Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:22At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:24I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:29The cockroaches!
00:40:30They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:32There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:35I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:42I need a drink.
00:40:51Whoa, easy!
00:40:52You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:54Oh, why do you care?
00:40:56Are you trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela?
00:41:01You guys were right.
00:41:03I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:41:07You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:13He never even loved me.
00:41:15And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:21Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list
00:41:24if I was around?
00:41:26You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:34What?
00:41:38You're number one here.
00:41:45You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:49Lies.
00:41:52You all just want something from me.
00:41:56Angela.
00:41:58I know it's hard to trust again.
00:42:01But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:08I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:09I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:17I just need you.
00:42:21I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:23I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:26I promise.
00:42:38Screw the contest.
00:42:40I just want love.
00:42:43Angela.
00:42:45You're drunk.
00:42:46I'm an adult.
00:42:47Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:57Oh, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:09This is what you want.
00:43:11This is what you want.
00:43:13I love you.
00:43:40Nine inch penis.
00:43:41Morning to you too.
00:43:43You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:46A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:43:52Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:54But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:58Because then they would...
00:43:59Say that you were being unfair?
00:44:01Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:44:04I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend the night with you anyway.
00:44:11Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:17You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:21Stop.
00:44:24Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:28I won't tell.
00:44:31But only on one condition.
00:44:34I won't tell.
00:44:37But only on one condition.
00:44:39You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:43Fine.
00:44:47I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:51You never noticed me.
00:44:57You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:45:02It's only 7am. She's still sleeping.
00:45:05I'm not sleeping alone.
00:45:06Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancÃĐe be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:12Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:14Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:16Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:19What's up, guys?
00:45:20We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:22No cockroaches this time.
00:45:24Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:28This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:30I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:32The second challenge is...
00:45:33The second challenge is...
00:45:35A date.
00:45:37Elaine, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:39A date?
00:45:41That's it. What's the catch?
00:45:43No catch. Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:47As simple as that.
00:45:49I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:51Okay, who's up first?
00:45:53Me. Save the best for last.
00:45:55Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:57Then it's decided.
00:45:59Please, don't take my BMW away.
00:46:02Too bad.
00:46:04You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:06I have nothing left.
00:46:16It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:21It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:22It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:32General Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:34At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:36This is my lieutenant. He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:39Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:41He's so serious.
00:46:43But, hang on.
00:46:45Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:48Baby, I decided to take you here on my first date.
00:46:50I decided to take you here on my first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:54Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:57Yes. Murder weapons.
00:47:00You like my guns, babe?
00:47:02Pretty rock hard.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:06Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:08Lieutenant!
00:47:10Come close!
00:47:12Wait!
00:47:14What?
00:47:16What?
00:47:18What?
00:47:20What?
00:47:22What?
00:47:24What?
00:47:26What?
00:47:28What?
00:47:30You're just going to hit him like that? He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:33Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:35Treason?
00:47:37You guys are way too serious.
00:47:39Look, you rock hard bitch! I caught you!
00:47:41If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:44Lieutenant, here's your attack!
00:47:46You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:50I will make you pay!
00:47:53If you don't need to keep beating him up, we can just take him to the cops.
00:47:57Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:03I'm sorry.
00:48:05I'm sorry.
00:48:07I'm sorry.
00:48:09I'm sorry.
00:48:11I'm sorry.
00:48:13I'm sorry.
00:48:14I'm sorry.
00:48:17Zoe's a bit violent.
00:48:19Some might call it being protective.
00:48:21Poor anger issues.
00:48:23What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:27Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:30Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:32I don't know if I am.
00:48:35Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:48:40Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:44Hey.
00:48:47Hey.
00:48:49Cool ride.
00:48:51A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:54Impressive.
00:48:58Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:49:01Refreshing.
00:49:03I got cool mint, too.
00:49:05Or do you prefer Spearmint?
00:49:08What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:11Fruit flavored gum. I can't stand those.
00:49:14So, where are you taking me tonight?
00:49:16Let me show you.
00:49:24Dr. Wilson!
00:49:26Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:28Right this way.
00:49:29VIP of VIPs?
00:49:31Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:33I forget who.
00:49:34You saved a lot of people.
00:49:36I do what I can.
00:49:38Oh my gosh.
00:49:40It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:44Sandra Miller.
00:49:46What are you doing here?
00:49:47I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:50Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:57Hello of you.
00:49:59What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:50:01Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:50:04I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end, you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:10The auction begins.
00:50:12I'll deal with you later.
00:50:14Here, I'll just put this here.
00:50:21Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:26Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:30Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:32Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller, for five million dollars.
00:50:39Excuse me, I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:43It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:46I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:49It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:51What are you doing?
00:50:52Just watch.
00:50:59That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:51:02Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:51:05She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:51:08You work at a flea market?
00:51:09Not this again.
00:51:10Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:14Oh yeah? Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:17Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:21Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:27What are you talking about? Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:31Throw them out.
00:51:33Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:51:37Oh yeah? And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:42Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:44You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:50Oh, is that so?
00:51:51Well, a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then.
00:51:55Dear Lord, this is real.
00:52:00It's authentic. It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:03Cameron, what have you found?
00:52:06Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me? It's a replica.
00:52:12They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:15So, you are the fraud.
00:52:19You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:22And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:26One-fifty.
00:52:27Wow, not even five dollars.
00:52:31Sandra.
00:52:33You've been duping us the whole time. Arrest her!
00:52:38No! Please, this is just one time! Please!
00:52:42What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:44Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:49Black Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:53:01I had a really great time tonight.
00:53:05Me too. May I have a kiss?
00:53:23Something wrong?
00:53:25Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:31Yep. You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:45You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:49I don't have any money.
00:53:51How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:54I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:54:01Stop!
00:54:06Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:54:09Mr. Buffett.
00:54:14This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:17That's right. Ms. Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:21I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:24I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:26Sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:32Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:35And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:41Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:46Do you need any help winning her back? We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:50I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:56It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:59Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:55:03I just need...
00:55:04Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:55:07Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:15I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:19Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:23Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:25I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:27That contract has a preliminary clause. It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:33And if he can't, then what?
00:55:35He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:37So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:40I'm a veteran.
00:55:41As long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:44I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:46I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:56I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:59We should celebrate.
00:56:00You did?
00:56:02You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:56:04That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:56:08And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:10Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:15What?
00:56:17You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:20Oh, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:22Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:24You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:27It's my decision, Mom. I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:31I'm telling my dad.
00:56:33Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:36If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:39But if not, you can scram.
00:56:42Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:45Teach him a lesson.
00:56:47Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:49Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:52Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:54We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:56So do as he says.
00:56:58But, Dad...
00:57:06I'm sorry.
00:57:08Be your side piece.
00:57:10Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:13Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:18I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:22But that tongue action, though.
00:57:24Tongue is important.
00:57:26In more than just one spot.
00:57:28We are in public.
00:57:29It's true.
00:57:31Stomach ache.
00:57:33I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:34Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:38Devin's late.
00:57:40Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:44This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:49It's her.
00:57:50And she's alone.
00:57:51With no one to save her.
00:57:55You whore.
00:57:56You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:58Let me tell you.
00:58:00I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:08Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:10You need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:12Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:15What? Why do I have to leave?
00:58:17She's the one starting shit.
00:58:19Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:21You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:24And my son just signed a $100,000 bond.
00:58:27And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:58:31He still got the contract?
00:58:34Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:36Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:40Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:42Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:46Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:51You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:55My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:58$1,000 to take her away.
00:59:01$2,000 to drag her away.
00:59:04$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:10Oh, hey!
00:59:12Ow!
00:59:15You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:22Weakling.
00:59:23You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:29And now you have two more? What a whore.
00:59:32What a whore.
00:59:34Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:37What if she has an STD?
00:59:39Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:43Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:46Hang on.
00:59:48What do you want?
00:59:50I'll scream!
00:59:52She's only a woman. But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:57But I never said I don't kill women.
01:00:00Oh, God. He is a murderer.
01:00:03What if he murders me?
01:00:05Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:11We're not afraid of you.
01:00:13That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:16You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:20I was just messing with them.
01:00:22Was he, though?
01:00:24We're not afraid of you.
01:00:26Jared! You have to avenge us. Look at this slut.
01:00:29She's found two more boy toys. She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:33Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you. I apologize for this scene.
01:00:37I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:41Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:44Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:46The potty crashes.
01:00:49You have any idea who that is?
01:00:52That's my wife.
01:00:54We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:57That's right. Know your place.
01:00:59Shut up.
01:01:01She's cheating on you.
01:01:03Know your place. You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:01:07Eric, have you gone mad? This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter. You slap her for this whore?
01:01:13Mom!
01:01:15They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:17Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:20She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:23I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:27What?
01:01:29You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:38I'm sorry.
01:01:40No.
01:01:42This can't be. I made you a divorce.
01:01:46Go home.
01:01:48You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:56I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:59Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:02:03I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:02:06I didn't come here for you.
01:02:09I'm on a date.
01:02:11A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:14She really is a whore.
01:02:16Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:18I really do love you.
01:02:21Oh-ho! Lady Knockout is here!
01:02:26Oh-ho! Lady Knockout is here!
01:02:30Yeah, we already know you beat Ford to effort.
01:02:34We're too old for that.
01:02:36They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:38Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go,
01:02:41as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:44Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:47We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:50What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:53Where were you?
01:02:55Stomach issues.
01:02:57Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:03:00No.
01:03:02Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:03:05I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:08Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:12I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:14Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:16Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:03:19I'll prove it to you.
01:03:21You want a chance?
01:03:23Angela, no.
01:03:25You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:27Don't take him back.
01:03:29I'll give you two choices.
01:03:33I'll give you two choices.
01:03:35I'll give you two choices.
01:03:39Me or the contract.
01:03:42You're kidding me.
01:03:44No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:46If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:50But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:54The choice is all yours.
01:03:56That's a tough choice.
01:03:58You think so?
01:04:00He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:04:03Either way, he benefits.
01:04:05Why can't I have both?
01:04:07You really are a greedy bastard.
01:04:09Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:12I deserve the contract.
01:04:14Did you really?
01:04:19Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:22He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:24Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:27I choose the contract.
01:04:30I knew it.
01:04:32You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:33With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:38Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:41I will get you one day.
01:04:43Let me show you something.
01:04:56You saved me.
01:05:03You saved me.
01:05:05I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:11But I promise you, I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:16No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:19I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:29Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:33What? Me?
01:05:35Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:38No way.
01:05:40You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:43You're crazy.
01:05:45And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:50What?
01:05:53Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:56Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:59Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:06:03I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:06:05Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:06:08I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:11No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:14You like me to punish them for you?
01:06:16Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:19Max, you know what to do.
01:06:29The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:32All business ties have been severed.
01:06:35We're bankrupt!
01:06:39No!
01:06:41How did you do that?
01:06:43Who are you?
01:06:45And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:48I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:52I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:55I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:59I am...
01:07:01Crypto-Punk Number Two!
01:07:03What did he say he was?
01:07:05That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:07:08You're Crypto-Punk Number Two?
01:07:10Well, I'm Crypto-Punk Number One.
01:07:13See? You are number one at something.
01:07:15The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:18Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:20It's all about young money now.
01:07:22So...
01:07:23So...
01:07:25How about our date?
01:07:31I'm not letting anyone up me on this one.
01:07:34I'll spy too.
01:07:48They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:50I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:53Yes!
01:07:55I'm rich!
01:07:57I can make them all pay soon!
01:08:04What?
01:08:06Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:08:08The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:12Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:16No!
01:08:18I'm bankrupt!
01:08:20I'm just a little awkward.
01:08:22You tricked me!
01:08:29Allow me.
01:08:32I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:35I had to get some very important materials.
01:08:38For our special date.
01:08:41Well, cheers.
01:08:43Cheers.
01:08:50This looks good.
01:08:56Did you use my spices?
01:08:59I know your ex-in-laws never appreciated you.
01:09:04You can have all the money and power in the world,
01:09:07and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:11I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:17Angela.
01:09:18Angela.
01:09:21Your future...
01:09:23with me...
01:09:25is gonna be different.
01:09:27Come on.
01:09:29Upstairs.
01:09:48Wow.
01:09:50Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:09:55Just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:58Angela,
01:10:00I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:10:03Actually,
01:10:05I've also loved you for three years.
01:10:07That's right.
01:10:09I fell in love with you three years ago too.
01:10:11How is all of this possible?
01:10:14I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:17Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:10:21I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:24You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:28Despite who you were,
01:10:30you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:35Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:39in a suit like that?
01:10:42All you do is babble on and on
01:10:44about Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:50Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:54I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:57Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:59Angela!
01:11:015C girl.
01:11:03I like her.
01:11:14How is he?
01:11:16It's a rare poison
01:11:18made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:21Ashtagar saltif.
01:11:23Can he be cured?
01:11:25I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:27It sounds really scary,
01:11:29but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:31Household salt.
01:11:38I like her.
01:11:41There you go.
01:11:42Time is up.
01:11:45Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:54I like her.
01:11:56We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:59So, that's how I...
01:12:02We all met.
01:12:04I barely remember.
01:12:06I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:12:09Matthew Richards?
01:12:11The guy who poisoned me?
01:12:13Attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:15You wouldn't have known.
01:12:17I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:19That makes you feel any better.
01:12:21Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:23Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:25Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years,
01:12:29who will you pick?
01:12:35How can that be?
01:12:37Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:41Kaley, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:45Bankrupt?
01:12:47The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:50Well then, get out of here.
01:12:53You can't do this to me.
01:12:57Jared!
01:12:58Mom, it's me.
01:12:59What happened?
01:13:01Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:13:04Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:13:07You should get back with your wife.
01:13:08We're bankrupt.
01:13:10What?
01:13:14Jared Cooper.
01:13:17We're here to propose to your belongings.
01:13:21No one is going to save you now.
01:13:24Mom!
01:13:28What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:34Who will you choose?
01:13:35Who will you pick?
01:13:39I...
01:13:45I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:46Fried chicken?
01:13:47Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:50Yeah, he's right.
01:13:51I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:53Sucking up last minute!
01:13:55At least I don't speak like an A.I. robot.
01:13:57Hey!
01:13:58Stop.
01:13:59Stop.
01:14:01Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:14:04I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:14:07I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:14:10You know what I mean.
01:14:12Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:19Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:23Cole, the general?
01:14:27Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:29Looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:33Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:36But when she does, she will take this eternal rose made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:42and give it to our winner.
01:14:45Angela.
01:14:48Angela.
01:14:50Oh, I...
01:14:53I need more hair.
01:14:55Angela.
01:14:57Angela.
01:14:58I need more time to think.
01:15:04While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:15:07why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:15:10Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:13Let's start with Cole.
01:15:15Cole.
01:15:19There's not much to say.
01:15:21Who wouldn't want a five-star general who has huge biceps,
01:15:26a massive chest,
01:15:28who would protect their wife?
01:15:32Okay, thank you.
01:15:34Shane?
01:15:37Muscles, money,
01:15:40they'll only get you so far.
01:15:42But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:44that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:46if you know what I mean.
01:15:51Okay, I think we do.
01:15:53And Devin?
01:15:55That was quite disgusting.
01:15:58I just hope Angela's okay.
01:16:01I know she's going under a lot of stress right now.
01:16:04A lot of choices to make.
01:16:06And she's my queen.
01:16:08I just really hope she's okay.
01:16:10And one more thing.
01:16:12What kind of a doctor
01:16:14brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:17That's a good point.
01:16:18It's bad for her heart.
01:16:21And then you!
01:16:23You know what they say about military men.
01:16:26They beat their wives.
01:16:32No!
01:16:34Stand up!
01:16:37Hey, you guys.
01:16:39Whoa, break it up!
01:16:41Hey!
01:16:42Break it up!
01:16:48Cut to commercial!
01:16:49Cut to commercial!
01:16:56Cut to commercial!
01:17:09This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make
01:17:11in my entire life.
01:17:14Who do I choose?
01:17:23Angela's marrying me!
01:17:24You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:26Oh yeah?
01:17:28I may be a doctor,
01:17:29but like I said,
01:17:30I know and possess
01:17:31the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:36What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:38Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:39I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:41I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:43Don't forget about me.
01:17:45It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:48These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:51They do not help.
01:17:53Who made these?
01:18:12It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:16It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:21I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:24And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:43We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:46We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:55This battle within our heads
01:18:56is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:59I may not be able to take them both down
01:19:01if they decide to team up.
01:19:03Hmm...
01:19:04Wintermate or Coolmate?
01:19:10You know,
01:19:12I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:13Really?
01:19:14I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:18So I appreciate that.
01:19:21And you know,
01:19:22Cool,
01:19:23I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:27Really?
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:31What do you got for me?
01:19:33I always
01:19:35really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:37It's fresh, right?
01:19:38Yeah.
01:19:42You know, you're actually
01:19:43a really good doctor.
01:19:46You need me to look at you?
01:19:47I got you.
01:19:49Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:52Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:54It was Jerry Cooper!
01:19:56That fucker!
01:19:57We have to find her.
01:19:58What, how?
01:19:59Her ring.
01:20:00Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:20:02on her ring just in case.
01:20:04Well, let's go then!
01:20:06My fiancÃĐe!
01:20:07My fiancÃĐe!
01:20:13Jared.
01:20:17What am I doing here?
01:20:20You destroyed me.
01:20:23I took everything.
01:20:26What?
01:20:27I have nothing left.
01:20:29It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:32Is it greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:20:36What?
01:20:37I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:39Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:40You wouldn't take me back now
01:20:42unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:44This is illegal!
01:20:45You wouldn't want your child
01:20:46to be away from his father.
01:20:48You won't have me arrested.
01:20:50You will take me back.
01:20:54You bitch!
01:20:57I'll settle you down a little.
01:21:07You will be begging me to fuck you soon!
01:21:10Hey!
01:21:12Angela!
01:21:13Come here!
01:21:17You're too late!
01:21:19I drugged her.
01:21:20She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:21Not yet.
01:21:22Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:24He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:26Everything except for...
01:21:27Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum.
01:21:28We get it already.
01:21:29Just save my boss!
01:21:33Here you go.
01:21:40You're all good now.
01:21:41Oh, thank God.
01:21:43But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:45What?
01:21:46What are you going to do to me?
01:21:48Hey, stop!
01:21:49No, don't!
01:21:51Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:59Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:22:01Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:22:03So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:22:05We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:08The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:10And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:18Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:20The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:22We're down to the wire.
01:22:24Literally.
01:22:25The wedding day.
01:22:26But who are you?
01:22:27I'm Angela.
01:22:28I'm the wife of the Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:31Literally.
01:22:32The wedding day.
01:22:33But who's the groom?
01:22:47Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:49The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:51But who's the groom?
01:22:56Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:59Any input from the parents?
01:23:01Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:23:05This is exciting.
01:23:07Who should my daughter pick?
01:23:10Let me think.
01:23:14I like the doctor.
01:23:16He's cute.
01:23:19But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:23And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:23:25the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:26Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:29Angela.
01:23:36You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:41And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:45But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:48And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:53I'm just kidding.
01:23:54I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:24:00Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:04I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:06They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:09So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:12Literally.
01:24:14I'm so excited.
01:24:16I'm so excited.
01:24:17I'm so excited.
01:24:18I'm so excited.
01:24:19I'm so excited.
01:24:20I'm so excited.
01:24:21I'm so excited.
01:24:23Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:28general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:36Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:24:41Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:45And last but not least,
01:24:47could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:50The man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:53Mr. Devin Sterling.
01:24:57Gentlemen,
01:24:59it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:25:02May the best man win.
01:25:05May the best man win.
01:25:07Drum roll, please.
01:25:20Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:30I choose...
01:25:41I need a powerful, strong man
01:25:43who I really feel like he can protect me.
01:25:47Who could resist those guns?
01:25:50Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:25:54Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:09Shane, it's you.
01:26:11I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:13You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:15Yeah.
01:26:16It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:20Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:22I hope we can go together.
01:26:24Guns, babe?
01:26:36It's always been you.
01:26:46I'll always love you.
01:26:50Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:53Ellen, Ellen.
01:26:54Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:56Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:57I need fruit-flavored gum for you.