Juan Tamad: Full Episode 26 (Stream Together)

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Marie (Max Collins) appears to be jealous after seeing how sweet Juan (Sef Cadayona) and Mayumi (Valeen Montenegro) are, but does her suitor really have a chance on her?

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00:00Guys, guys, guys!
00:02Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:18Three meters!
00:20One...
00:22Two...
00:24Move back!
00:26Three meters.
00:28Three meters.
00:30What's your measurement?
00:32It's a yard.
00:33What yard? This is a meter.
00:35Three meters.
00:59Guys, you're so annoying.
01:00Where are you taking me?
01:03Where?
01:04To him.
01:06You're so childish.
01:07You're more excited about Valentine's Day.
01:09Okay, let's take a picture.
01:11Picture!
01:15One, two, three.
01:18One more?
01:19One more.
01:22One, two, three.
01:25Happy Valentine's!
01:26Yes.
01:29Wait, let me check my face.
01:31Juan!
01:32Yes?
01:33Let's take a picture.
01:38Hey!
01:39What?
01:40Let's take a picture.
01:41No.
01:42Come on, let's take a picture.
01:44Let's eat.
01:45Let's take a good picture.
01:48One, two, three, smile.
01:52Move back.
01:54One, two, three, smile.
01:58One, two, three, smile.
02:00Happy Valentine's!
02:03Happy Valentine's!
02:04Happy Valentine's!
02:05Let's go, guys.
02:31We
02:34were
02:37thrown
02:39three meters away.
02:43My goodness.
02:45It's all in the text.
02:49It's all in the poem.
02:51Young people these days.
02:54Everything is in the text.
02:58Especially
03:00for the heart.
03:01It's all in the text.
03:04Dad,
03:05it's not like that.
03:06But,
03:08did you forget?
03:10We have a three meter rule.
03:12That's why I can't
03:14be with her.
03:16It's like
03:18so near
03:19and so far.
03:21It's like a painting.
03:23It's like
03:24you can see it but
03:26you can't touch it.
03:29Everything has a way, right?
03:33Especially for the heart.
03:35It's all in the text.
03:38Why did you write that?
03:42Dad,
03:43that's old.
03:44It's old,
03:45but it's effective.
03:47Right?
03:48Did you see what I wrote?
03:51It's okay.
03:54Dad?
03:55Hmm?
03:58That's news.
03:59Why are you so excited
04:01about what you're reading?
04:03It's nothing.
04:04What page are you on now?
04:08What did you say?
04:09You're really something.
04:11This is the book that will disappear.
04:14No.
04:15You know,
04:16you should read all kinds of books
04:18so you can understand
04:19what the writers are saying.
04:21That's why he's sending me a lot of books.
04:23You know,
04:24they have their own
04:26ways of writing.
04:28Really?
04:29That's it.
04:47Guys!
04:48Bill's here!
04:54Now tell me,
04:55did I enroll you in college
04:57or preschool?
04:58Or choral?
05:01I asked your professor,
05:03Ms. Maria Giginto,
05:04to attend an important meeting
05:06on my behalf.
05:08Hmm?
05:10Hmm!
05:12What's this?
05:13Huh?
05:14Sir!
05:15May I go out?
05:17You're here,
05:18Mr. Magbangun.
05:20Stay put.
05:21Stay on your seat.
05:22Hmm.
05:23Hmm.
05:24Excuse letter by two.
05:26One, two, three.
05:27You're so far away, Marie.
05:31But even if you're far away,
05:32you can still reach me,
05:34even if you're blocked
05:35by someone called Badin.
05:44Badin?
05:46Who's Badin?
05:49Sir!
05:50Sir.
05:51Sir.
05:53He's...
05:54He's...
05:55Late!
05:57By the way,
05:58our Valentine's Day concert
05:59is this Friday.
06:00So,
06:01I expect you all to be there.
06:03And don't forget,
06:04invite your family and friends.
06:09These people
06:10have no career reaction.
06:11Happy!
06:12Right?
06:13That's the ritual.
06:22You're caught.
06:23Wait here.
06:24Why me?
06:25I'm innocent.
06:26No, let's go there.
06:27Don't be mean.
06:28Innocent.
06:31Please.
06:41Maybe you're the one
06:42who sent me away.
06:43Me?
06:45Hmm.
06:46Well,
06:47maybe.
06:48It's like you didn't tell me
06:50it's bad.
06:52Because
06:53you're
06:54my
06:55crush.
06:56I want to
06:58flirt with you.
07:00That's okay.
07:01But for now,
07:02we can be friends.
07:03Friends?
07:04Friends!
07:12Is it fun?
07:13You can share.
07:15Anartz,
07:16do you have a hand?
07:17Use it.
07:21Be careful.
07:36Brother,
07:37I think
07:38Marino is missing.
07:42Yes, but...
07:45I know the answer.
07:47The one
07:48you can't see.
07:51Oh,
07:53my mom
07:54can't see me
07:55because I'm handsome.
07:57Can't she see me?
07:59But where is she?
08:01There.
08:02Huh?
08:12Wait.
08:13Wait, kids.
08:14Why are you bringing me here?
08:15What are we going to do here?
08:17Because
08:18we can't
08:19get in
08:20and leave
08:21because
08:22we're kids.
08:23Huh?
08:24That's not like
08:25a movie rated PG, Anartz.
08:27We just want
08:28to bond with you.
08:31That's so sweet.
08:32Let's go.
08:48Ah!
08:52I can't take it anymore.
08:53Ah!
09:04I can't take it anymore.
09:05I can't take it anymore.
09:09One?
09:11Hi, Wally.
09:16Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:17Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:18Where are you going?
09:19Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:20Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:21Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:22Bye, Auntie Marie.
09:23You left me.
09:25Hi, Wally.
09:26What are you doing here?
09:27So you can see me.
09:30But, One,
09:31we have a 3-meter rule, right?
09:33We can't violate it.
09:35Correct.
09:36Shh!
09:37Be quiet.
09:38What's wrong?
09:39That's why we're here.
09:41So no one can see us.
09:42We can talk
09:43in the dark.
09:45No.
09:46Uh,
09:47Sir,
09:49let's not get involved
09:50in other people's business.
09:52Just keep it a secret
09:53so we can be okay.
09:57Oh,
09:58Madam?
10:02Oh!
10:03You look familiar.
10:04I think I know you.
10:05Dean?
10:07Dean!
10:13Me,
10:14no less.
10:16Are you Mr. Magbago?
10:17Yes.
10:18Do you have a bell?
10:20No.
10:21What if you're the one
10:22I dragged out of the school?
10:23Oh,
10:24Dean!
10:25Did you think
10:26you could escape from me?
10:29You can play games
10:30with me.
10:31Come on, Marie.
10:32Tell me what happened
10:33in the meeting.
10:34Yes, Dean.
10:37Marie!
10:38Marie!
10:41Ouch!
10:43Mayumi?
10:47Mai!
10:48Mai!
10:49Mai!
10:50Oh!
10:52Is he a boy?
10:54A boy?
10:55And he isn't really
10:56a good-natured guy.
10:57But he's shy.
10:59Uh,
11:00wait.
11:02Mayumi?
11:03Yes?
11:04Do you always act like that?
11:06I don't know.
11:07Like this?
11:08Yes.
11:11Mayumi,
11:12I don't know
11:13if he can leave
11:14but he can come
11:15Yes.
11:17I like to eat mamboso.
11:20Hey, that's rubbish.
11:22It's not like that.
11:25No, I mean, aren't you confused?
11:30Who are you again?
11:31Huh?
11:32Huh?
11:34You're the one who's confused.
11:37Huh? No, you're confusing me.
11:40No, I mean, aren't you having a hard time?
11:43No, I mean, aren't you having a hard time?
11:45It's okay.
11:46Because when I'm wearing a costume,
11:47for example, I'm a woman,
11:49and they don't know me,
11:51so I don't feel shy.
11:53And if I'm making fun of someone,
11:56they don't know who I'm making fun of.
11:59And the best part is,
12:01when I look at my crush,
12:02they don't know that I'm looking at them.
12:14Do you know how many times my costumes have fought?
12:18Huh?
12:19You're wearing a costume.
12:20I'm wearing a different costume.
12:21Different costumes!
12:22Huh? Yes.
12:23How many?
12:24Admit it.
12:26All of them.
12:28All of them?
12:31All of what?
12:32Nothing.
12:34Hey, thank you for the cotton candy.
12:36You're welcome.
12:39Hey.
12:40Hey.
12:42What are you doing?
13:05What are you doing?
13:07What are you doing?
13:11What are you doing?
13:20You look far away.
13:25You're not looking at anything.
13:29Ah.
13:30Dad, I wish you were just looking.
13:34What?
13:36Is the discount I gave you effective?
13:40Huh?
13:57My footbongbong.
13:58My footbongbong.
14:01Don't you notice anything
14:04about my costume?
14:05Huh?
14:08Nothing.
14:11How many sleeps have you had?
14:13Fourteen?
14:15Oh, yes.
14:16I remember.
14:17Our disconnection notice has arrived.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:21I'll pay for it.
14:22Hurry up.
14:24Oh, no.
14:28I should've traveled alone like Candy.
14:32Is what I heard right?
14:34Mommy Candy is not around anymore?
14:37Huh?
14:53Marie.
14:56Marie.
14:59Marie.
15:04Won't you?
15:06Aren't you?
15:08Don't you?
15:10Aren't you going to face what's in front of you?
15:20Wait.
15:29Marie, if you don't notice me,
15:31I'm going up there.
15:34This is still hard.
15:43Marie.
15:45Marie.
15:49Marie.
15:50Are you angry?
15:53Or are you sulking?
15:55Or are you sulking?
15:58Or are you jealous?
15:59Are you jealous?
16:04Marie.
16:05If there's no three-meter rule,
16:08we'll be together all day,
16:11and we'll go around the horror booth,
16:13and we'll run out of cotton candy.
16:17Marie, come on.
16:18Answer me.
16:20Come on, Marie.
16:21I'm scared.
16:22You're not answering me.
16:25Marie.
16:28Are you coughing?
16:30Why is your cough so thick?
16:32Yes.
16:34Why is your voice so low?
16:39Low?
16:41You're so realistic.
16:43Daddy, daddy.
16:44You look so strong.
16:45Don't call me daddy.
16:47Daddy, why are you still there?
16:49It's an invasion of privacy.
16:51Where's Marie?
16:53Hey, you stop.
16:54I'm going down.
16:56Wait, wait.
16:58Why am I going down?
16:59This is our house.
17:00Hey, Juan.
17:01Answer me.
17:02Are you taking me to your house?
17:06Daddy,
17:07I'm sorry.
17:09But,
17:10weren't you in love before?
17:12Didn't you do this before?
17:15Where is she?
17:17Oh, Juan.
17:19To be honest, I'm so jealous.
17:21The song you did was so beautiful.
17:24Your performance.
17:25Something sweet.
17:27But, you know,
17:29in your beautiful performance,
17:30Marie fell asleep.
17:36Daddy,
17:37we're not that close.
17:39Let's have dinner inside.
17:41Wow, you look so strong.
17:44Okay, bye.
17:52Guys.
17:55Guys, it's Valentine's Day.
17:58We can't go wrong with Marie.
18:00I need suggestions.
18:04I have a brilliant idea.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Let's buy her snacks.
18:08Then, let's put a pillow.
18:10Don't do that.
18:11Here.
18:12Why?
18:13Let's put a toilet bowl in the bathroom.
18:15Then, when you go to school,
18:17Marie will need that.
18:19I don't know what you're planning.
18:21Let's do this, boss.
18:23Let's kidnap Marie.
18:25I just need a clean job.
18:28Just remember,
18:29Valentine's Day is a romance,
18:30not a thriller.
18:32You know what, bro?
18:33It's simple.
18:35Bring Marie there.
18:40There?
18:42Kiss, kiss, kiss.
18:44One, two, three.
18:46One, two, three.
18:49There's a lot of people.
18:50Okay.
18:53Happy Valentine's.
19:00One, two.
19:01Let's go, bro.
19:04My foot.
19:08Do you still remember?
19:09Yes.
19:12Don't you remember that day
19:14when we were on a date
19:15and I was so thin
19:16as if my arm was the size of a man?
19:18My vital statistics were
19:2135, 24, 35.
19:23Do you remember?
19:25I remember.
19:27Did you become like that?
19:29What do you mean?
19:30Don't you remember that I became like that?
19:32I became sexy once in my life.
19:34But that's not the point.
19:35The point is,
19:36do you remember
19:37when we were at the Fiesta Carnival?
19:39Yes.
19:40And I made hotdogs.
19:42I made hotdogs.
19:43Okay.
19:44And we were eating two sticks.
19:46We had one hotdog stick.
19:48Do you remember?
19:50Let's go.
19:51We might get caught.
19:52Let's go.
20:13Beth,
20:14can I have a lapis and caffeine?
20:16Why, Your Honor?
20:18I'm just going to draw this wedding
20:20so that it will last.
20:22Excuse me, sir.
20:23What's the name of your wedding?
20:27Ah, Marie.
20:30M-A-R-I-E.
20:34M-A-R-I-E.
20:36M-A-R-I-E.
20:37M-A-R-I-E.
20:38M-A-R-I-E.
20:39M-A-R-I-E.
20:40M-A-R-I-E.
20:42Girls?
20:43Yes, Madam?
20:45Marie.
20:46That's it.
20:47That's what you should be looking for.
20:49Run!
20:50Girls?
20:51Marie?
20:54You think you're so great?
20:55I'll beat you up.
21:02Hello?
21:03Mom?
21:04Hello, son.
21:05Where are you?
21:06I'm kind of busy right now.
21:08I'm getting married.
21:09Getting married?
21:10You're getting married?
21:11Where?
21:12How?
21:13When?
21:14How did it happen?
21:15Here?
21:16Just here?
21:17At the marriage booth?
21:18Just go there,
21:19and when you get here,
21:20just ask around, okay?
21:22Marriage booth?
21:23Marriage booth?
21:24We might get courted.
21:25Where is that?
21:27Okay, okay, son.
21:28Okay.
21:34Excuse me, Miss?
21:36Yes, Madam?
21:37Yes, Madam?
21:38We're getting courted,
21:40and we don't know where the marriage booth is.
21:42That's right.
21:43Do you want me to come with you?
21:47Sure.
21:48Okay.
21:49Let's go.
21:50You're so beautiful.
21:51I looked like this yesterday.
21:52Really?
21:53I was just fooled.
21:54What happened?
21:55I was just fooled.
21:57What's wrong with you?
22:07Ah!
22:17Mom.
22:18Mom.
22:19Hey.
22:20Mom.
22:21Why are you crying?
22:23You're fake.
22:24That's not true.
22:26I'm not fake when I cry, right?
22:31Why?
22:32I'm just surprised.
22:34Well,
22:35I'm not fake when I cry.
22:37You know what?
22:38I'm just jealous of you, son.
22:40Because you're so sweet.
22:44But in the eyes of the judge,
22:46he's sensitive.
22:48He has no feelings.
22:50Ah!
22:51It's because of you.
22:53Here, Dad.
22:54It's not a joke.
22:55It's because of you.
22:56It's because of you.
22:57It's because of you.
23:02Order!
23:05You're so jealous.
23:07Happy Valentine's Day.
23:09What's that?
23:13Wait a minute.
23:15Is this gin wine?
23:16Yes.
23:17It's gin wine.
23:18Don't drink too much gin wine.
23:20It's a sign of my love for you.
23:22Aww.
23:23It's a sign of my love for you.
23:25Aww.
23:26You really love me.
23:28Yes.
23:32You really love me.
23:33What?
23:34No.
23:35It's because of you that I love her.
23:37See?
23:38I'm gentle.
23:39Why are you judging me?
23:40Mother, are you getting married?
23:42No.
23:44Oh.
23:45It's just like this.
23:46Let's fix the blackings.
23:47Let's move to the side.
23:48Because there's a lot of people.
23:50Look.
23:51Okay.
23:52Let's fix your eyebrows.
23:53Do you like it?
23:54Wait.
23:55Where's the bride?
23:56Ah.
23:57Maybe there's a traffic jam.
23:59Whatever.
24:00If she's not here in one minute,
24:02the wedding will be canceled.
24:03Huh?
24:04There's a lot of people.
24:05The wedding will be canceled.
24:06Look.
24:07Look.
24:09There's a lot of people.
24:10Okay.
24:11Just 60 seconds.
24:12One minute.
24:14The time starts now.
24:16Nine.
24:17Eight.
24:18Seven.
24:19Six.
24:20Five.
24:21Four.
24:22Three.
24:23Just me.
24:24Two.
24:25Just me.
24:26One.
24:29Aww.
24:30Aww.
24:32Aww.
24:35Five.
24:36Four.
24:37Three.
24:38Just me.
24:39Two.
24:40Excuse me.
24:41Just me.
24:42One.
24:43Who are you?
24:44Aww.
24:47Aww.
24:50It's like you prepared this for me.
24:53Not really.
24:57Wait.
24:58Are you sure?
24:59Do you want to marry him?
25:00Here?
25:01To him?
25:02Do you want me to slap you?
25:05Of course.
25:07One.
25:09Huh?
25:10Will you marry me?
25:12Just wear it.
25:13Just wear it.
25:15Wear it?
25:16She said, just wear it.
25:17The helmet.
25:18Follow the helmet.
25:19What?
25:20What helmet?
25:21Why is there a helmet?
25:22For protection.
25:23In case you fall.
25:24For safety.
25:25Why are you so handsome?
25:27What do you want?
25:28Are you handsome?
25:29Is there a helmet here?
25:30Don't stop me.
25:33Wait.
25:34Wipe your mouth.
25:35Is he handsome?
25:36Yes.
25:55What is this?
25:57There's no bell.
26:03There.
26:05You didn't remind me.
26:08Oh my.
26:14Thanks.
26:16Ready.
26:27Okay.
26:53Okay.
26:54Shall we start the wedding?
26:56In the red corner.
26:58Wedding.
27:00Why?
27:01It's a wedding.
27:02Not a boxing match.
27:03It's too early.
27:04Okay.
27:06You're a woman.
27:07Are you ready to be lovey-dovey?
27:09This man.
27:10I'll put ear on.
27:12You're a man.
27:13Are you ready to be lovey-dovey?
27:15This woman.
27:24This man.
27:51What is this?
27:52You're just here.
27:53We're still looking for you.
27:54Come back to the venue.
28:18I'll open the door.
28:19No.
28:21There.
28:22I'm single.
28:28Thank you, Mia.
29:34Marie,
29:36I feel like
29:38I'm getting closer to you
29:39but
29:41you're so far away.
29:46I thought
29:48you understand the situation.
29:51Is it my fault
29:52that there's a three-meter rule?
29:54Huh?
29:55No.
29:56It's not like that, Marie.
29:57But
29:59you know me, right?
30:01I'm always waiting for
30:03the deathless
30:06fall of the sky.
30:10What do you mean?
30:14Marie,
30:17I'm willing to wait.
30:20I will wait.
30:25So, you want me to decide now?
30:28Right now?
30:31Wow.
30:37I don't know, Marie.
30:38I'm tired.
30:41Me too.
30:50I'm tired.
30:53Me too.
31:21Marie,
31:22you look beautiful.
31:25Marie,
31:26you're beautiful.
31:50I'm tired.
31:52I'm tired.