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00:00What is that substance? This is what happened to Han Solo
00:04Man, you want to do a life hack real quick? Sure, let's do it. Oh
00:07So, what's our intro dude? Hack review. This is Paul Bunyan. Life hacks. Let's get hacking. Watch
00:15Wow, whoa. Oh, wow. Oh, he recorded it. Oh
00:24Well, how'd it do? How'd it do?
00:31Oh, that's trippy. Oh, that looks like a that MC Escher painting. Oh my god
00:44And now it cuts to that scene from Saving Private Ryan. No, it cuts through the scene where it's like the Skyrim meme
00:51You're finally awake. Dude, that had an Otterbox on it and it just yeeted the screen off. Oh my god. On my pictures of loved ones, ha. Dab on my pictures.
01:12Wait, are you kidding me? Oh, I thought that's what it was. Is he just gonna...
01:18Ladies and gentlemen, this is America. This is the 21st century and this is what you came up with? Why?
01:28Is it a chainsaw? They used a chainsaw? He literally just broke the glass. Useless duck company. Yes, you are useless.
01:35The bottle is technically open. Everywhere. Yes, that was words. I know, but you see this and you're like, I know what's happening.
01:45Because somebody actually made one of these things, like you can buy them at Walmart and they're like 10 bucks.
01:5210 bucks is too expensive. Is it? Yeah, because if you just get two balloons and a couple paper cups, throw that in there, listen.
01:58This is my jam. This non-copyright song is amazing. Can you hear it? Yes, I can. All right. Why? Why? I was hoping you'd do that.
02:25Yo, Jake Weddle, you ever seen this before? No, I haven't seen this before. Why buy a phone case? Why? Why? Why?
02:32If you could spend eight cents on a balloon and then just wrap your phone in it. I do need to get a new phone case.
02:38I did take my old phone case off because it was really weird and clunky because I have a big phone, but you know what?
02:42I'm gonna do this magic trick instead, whatever he's doing. Whoa, whoa. Phone case. Oh, let me get my balloon. Hold on.
02:49You had a bullet go against your phone one time. You thought the bulletproof glass. Bulletproof glass. Yeah, it wasn't bulletproof.
02:55It was not. A little upset about that. Oh no. Oh no. It's a Samsung. Why? Samsung. Bye. What was the point?
03:04What is the point of this? Oh my goodness. Why? Why would you destroy perfectly good technology?
03:11Hey, hey, Chris, I got a great idea. What? Let's go to Best Buy, spend $1,200 on a phone and hit it with an axe.
03:19All right. There's no way. I think that's like a Samsung J7, like the offering. You get the point.
03:25So many people are gonna comment and be like, yo, kids in Africa could have ate that phone. Could have ate that phone.
03:32Oh, they got the dish soap on. There's gonna be some viscosity. I love viscosity. I was gonna say a party, but yeah.
03:38No, well, what's the difference? Viscosity in a party. This is a very viscous party.
03:43Well, everybody's kind of mingling, but they're not really coming together. I like it. Everybody's just kind of doing their thing.
03:49It's a middle school dance in here. Women over there, men over here. All my emotions. I'm not talking to them. That's lame.
03:55It's lame. Hang out with the boys. I wish I was playing Fortnite right now. Oh, that's so pretty. That is pretty.
04:01That looks like a screensaver. That looks like my girlfriend's tapestries on the walls.
04:05Women and tapestries. Women and tapestries. If you're a woman and you're under the age of 25, tapestry is your religion.
04:13I don't mean to generalize. Oh, wow. Speaking of religion, that looks like Scientology right here.
04:19Whoa. I want to make this into a live one. That looks like an eye. That's where Thor lives.
04:25Whoa. Oh, Venom. Dude, this is so cool. That's so pretty. I could watch that for literally nine hours.
04:31Put that in a VR headset and this is where I live now. And then just have some lo-fi chilling in the... Oh, you never have to leave.
04:37I would never leave. You couldn't get me out. Lifehack channel would be done.
04:41Oh, wet wipes. I use those when I poop. Dude, this song is fire. Dude, I'm really feeling this jam, bruh.
04:47So y'all know, they went to the fun place for adults this weekend and I wish I could have been there to see him dancing like this in front of others.
04:56Dude, I was literally just sitting there and they were playing a song and I was just going...
05:01I was literally standing on a table and there was like 150 people around me and I was just going...
05:08And there was this one time where he couldn't hear what the waitress was asking him, but she was asking him if he wanted to buy the most expensive bottle at the place.
05:17And he was just like, yeah, yeah, sure. And I was like, what's she asking you? Because I don't know.
05:20I can't hear very well and I have social anxiety. And when people ask me questions, I just say yes, because I feel bad for asking them to repeat theirself.
05:29And it didn't, it ended up costing me a thousand dollars. That was pretty great.
05:34Our legs got tired. So we're really tired. Yep. So we're down now.
05:38Okay. I think I know who's going to win. Oh, obviously, you know that this is this is really wasteful.
05:45Is this what Apple is doing to like prove that they don't crack screens? Because I mean, like they do crack.
05:51What is the point? Why? Why? I need a new iPhone, actually. Why are you doing this?
05:56Dude, that's thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, though.
06:00Especially if this was made when that phone was new. That's stupid expensive.
06:04No, the phones are getting bigger and bigger. Like, obviously, these phones are nice. Yeah. Wow.
06:08Look at the last phone. Nothing is visually satisfactory about this.
06:12I'm actually upset. Oh, I'm upset.
06:16Did some people do iPhone giveaways? This guy just cracks them all on the ground.
06:20You could have done a giveaway. Like, could have got a lot of followers and subscribers.
06:24Seriously. But instead, you decided to run it over.
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06:32Guys, I hope you like this video. And as always, thumbs up.
06:37Why? I don't like this video. I don't like it. And I don't like you. Thumbs down for his video.
06:40Turn his thumb upside down.
06:45Boo! You suck!
06:47Oh, wow. That's pretty. Whoa.
06:50This is what a music festival is like.
06:53This is my brain. I just get home and I turn on anime and my brain's like, we don't need to do anything else.
06:59That one part where it goes from chilled to not chilled right there.
07:02That's like when you resonate with a song and you get the goosebumps and you're like, oh, yeah, that's the good stuff right there.
07:06No, that's when you walk outside and you live in a state like North Carolina where it is technically fall and you walk out and you're like, fall time for sweaters!
07:15And the weather's like, it's 98! And you're like...
07:19First day of fall, are you in a dumpster at 90 degrees?
07:23That's what we were doing. Is that sand or is that...
07:26Yeah, this guy's just got like a little plot of sand on his desk.
07:30That'd be great for if that was graham crackers.
07:33And then you melt it on the graham crackers and then you just...
07:36Oh, that looks so cool.
07:38Whoa. Wow. Ice looks like jewels up close.
07:42It does. And when you put it in sand like that, it's like a bunch of crystals.
07:46Nature is beautiful. Beautiful nature.
07:48It's 98!
07:50Mmm, love those. Wait. Oh!
07:52You take your meteor fragment that's got the alien DNA on it, right? And you melt it down so you get that alien...
07:58And you put that on your phone. What is that substance?
08:02This is what happened to Han Solo.
08:04Sorry, spoiler.
08:06They're freezing this iPhone in carbonite.
08:09And it just goes...
08:11Somebody's like, I love you, iPhone. And they're like, I know.
08:15Hey, babe, can I look through your search history?
08:17Yeah, one second! Let me just...
08:19Aw, man! It's frozen in carbonite now!
08:22I really hope that didn't cut out like the whole time.
08:24Yeah, we're good. We're back.
08:26Oh, dude, it's melting the iPhone. Why is this a minute long?
08:29What else is going to happen?
08:30Because when the screen comes up, all the search history stuff is going to come to life.
08:34It manifests. Oh, that's the battery. That's what happens when you get the battery.
08:39That is not okay to breathe.
08:41I just need this little tissue. That's enough.
08:43Oh! That's a great way to cut your fingers.
08:46Oh, yeah. Wait! Wait! Oh, it's a fossil. He fossilized it.
08:51Dude, future people will find this and be like, what happened during this time period?
08:55Well, everything was turned into steel accidentally.
08:57To keep that Star Wars metaphor going, the iPhone goes, who is it? And you go, a friend.
09:04I still don't get it.
09:07What?
09:09What is going on right now? Is it a laser?
09:11It's a laser. I don't know what it's doing though.
09:14Is it like taking the outside of the phone?
09:16I guess so. Is it removing the cracks or something?
09:19Guys, in the comment section below, tell us what the phone is doing because we have no clue right now.
09:24What happens if you put your finger under that?
09:25What happens if you put your finger under that?
09:27I'm about to say the same thing.
09:29Dude, shout out to that. That's pretty cool though. Whatever it did.
09:34What plug is that?
09:36That is probably somewhere from overseas.
09:38It looks like Japanese.
09:40Yeah, something like that. My phone dies all the time now because I use it.
09:43What is this alien? What's going on with this alien?
09:45Did you hear that fart?
09:47I thought that was the alien.
09:49That was my fart.
09:51That was the alien letting us know I'm here and I'm here to stay.
09:53So, we're cutting this open.
09:55That fart really smells.
09:57Yeah, it does. When I started moving around, it started walking.
10:01Wow, that is beefy.
10:09Wow, that even smells bad to me. You know it's bad if it smells bad to yourself.
10:15Guys, this sucks.
10:17Guys, I didn't sign up for this. This is awful.
10:20What did you eat?
10:22What did you eat?
10:24Did you think this was going to be a guy named Clay making a phone stand?
10:28Hi, I'm Clay and this is my phone stand.
10:30I make phone stands out of, what is this? I don't even know what to call this.
10:35I take all the Play-Doh and I put it together and make it brown.
10:38And the babysitter hates when you do that because you can't separate it.
10:41And the other kids get real mad.
10:43But brown's my favorite color because brown's the same color as dirt.
10:46Dirt tastes great. My name's Clay.
10:48I'm named after dirt.
10:49My name's Clay. I live on dirt.
10:52I live in dirt. I eat the dirt. The dirt's in me.
10:55My name's Clay. There's a guy named Clay who talks like that.
10:58And he's like, I don't like this episode.
11:00There's a guy named Clay.
11:02That's not an accurate representation of me at all.
11:05Mom, where's my dirt collection?
11:08Alright guys, you guys smart?
11:10Do you have a phone?
11:12Do you have a smartphone? What the heck is he doing?
11:14Why yes I do, Chandler.
11:16Alright, well look at this. He's twirling up some glue like...
11:18Like that on the front, I mean the back of the phone.
11:21Like in the four corners.
11:23So what you're gonna do is really, you're just gonna like show everybody real quick.
11:27And then boom, let it dry.
11:29And you got like a, it ain't gonna break your phone now.
11:32Like when you drop it, it'll catch on those.
11:34So it's like it makes your phone a table.
11:37Yeah, or if you put wheels on it, that'd be cooler.
11:39We should do that.
11:41I can't use this.
11:43They leave so many like bumps and stuff.
11:45Like I don't even feel like I shaved.
11:47It feels like I just took like a rock and just went...
11:50And cut some of the hairs.
11:52What, what is...
11:54I'm actually lost for words right now.
11:56I know it's like, is it a phone stand or is it like a...
11:59It says adjustable phone stand.
12:01Oh yeah, I get it.
12:03Oh, okay. Yep, got it now.
12:05Dude, that actually looks like a lawnmower.
12:07Imagine taking that through your bush.
12:09Not seeing a lawnmower, but uh...
12:11You don't see a lawnmower like that.
12:12Pile through.
12:14Yep.
12:16Dude, that dude needs another phone.
12:18I see all now that I'm standing.
12:20All right, so that's a Nokia.
12:22That is a, that's a history piece.
12:24Yes, it's a fossil.
12:26Look at all that dead skin in the back of that phone.
12:28That's so gross.
12:30Oh, this looks dangerous.
12:32Oh, this is dangerous.
12:34This is quite dangerous.
12:36I mean, why do you need this phone charged?
12:38I have to...
12:40No, it's for another phone.
12:42The reason you use one of these old phones
12:44is because you can get a bunch of batteries
12:46and have them already charged.
12:48I'm sure your airport would love this.
12:50They're like, no airport.
12:52It's not what you think it is.
12:54It's not a cell phone explosive.
12:56You crazy mad lad.
12:58Look, it charged it.
13:00Oh, wow. Wow.
13:02Ho and Wilson reviewing this product.
13:04Wow.
13:06I still don't get it.