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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, we can't see or hear hunger, but it is a very loud scream.
00:27It is a very painful and painful situation.
00:31When it happens, we don't understand anything.
00:33It is very important for a human being to develop spiritually,
00:36but also to develop financially.
00:38Because if a human being does not develop financially,
00:41then spiritual development is also left behind.
00:44We all know and we see this happening all around us.
00:52It is said that hunger forgets the etiquettes of civilization.
00:57It shows the status of a human being to another human being.
01:00That is why we should also do the work required for financial development.
01:04And what work is to be done?
01:06For that, the debate will be very long.
01:08But today we are making a very big mistake.
01:10You will come to know about your mistake.
01:12There is an Eisenhower matrix.
01:14Those who are educated, should read that matrix.
01:17It tells you what work you have to do all day,
01:21what heading work you have to do more,
01:23and what work you don't have to do.
01:25Because what we don't have to do, we are doing the most.
01:28And what we have to do, as a nation and individually, we are not able to do.
01:33Read that matrix.
01:35Inshallah, we will talk about it in detail in our show.
01:37Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40If this is happening today, then let's take you to the middle class house
01:44and see what is happening there.
01:46How are you, Arun?
01:48Assalamualaikum.
01:49Walaikumassalam.
01:50Did you start talking about food?
01:52Yes, yes. I have started.
01:54No, now the hunger is gone.
01:56Okay, Mashallah.
01:58Have you cooked a lot of food?
01:59Can't you see?
02:00Have you cooked a lot of food?
02:02I have started cooking food.
02:04Everyone says, Mr. Tufail has a very good taste.
02:07Who cooks this?
02:09I am not telling you.
02:10I will get stuck here.
02:11Who cooks?
02:12Tufail and Company.
02:13Our business has started.
02:14You have done a very good job.
02:15Tell me, have you made it private limited or public limited?
02:19No, no. Private.
02:20In the memorandum of articles that you have made,
02:22to whom have you given more shares?
02:24Yes, I didn't understand that.
02:28You have done the first meeting.
02:29You had to do it within one month.
02:31No, no. I have just started today.
02:33What is the per head cost of biryani?
02:35This is after 10 days.
02:37Okay, you have…
02:39Because you have asked for 2 minutes free.
02:41Okay, you have made CGS etc.
02:43before starting the business.
02:44This cannot run without business.
02:47This is the first thing.
02:48So, what is your CGS?
02:49No, I didn't understand this.
02:53For the return on investment,
02:56you sat down first,
02:57because you don't want to incur a loss.
02:59Yes, yes.
03:00Did you talk to the ROI?
03:01Sir, I am in all the houses.
03:03Yes, yes.
03:04This can run without business.
03:05So, how much ROI are you getting?
03:07No, I didn't understand.
03:10Oh man, he has started today's work.
03:12Listen to my request.
03:14First of all,
03:15you have started a food business.
03:17First of all,
03:18congratulations to you.
03:19In fact, congratulations to the whole nation.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:22We don't need people who ask for jobs.
03:24We need people who give jobs.
03:25Absolutely, absolutely.
03:26So, if everyone thinks like you,
03:29that we should start a startup.
03:31Because our population is so large.
03:33Right.
03:34There are so many people
03:35and we are all crammed
03:36in small cities.
03:37For example,
03:38you do such work
03:39that gives space to new people.
03:41And you know,
03:42the work you are doing,
03:43your house,
03:44your lounge,
03:45your garage,
03:46the biggest companies in the world,
03:48even Apple,
03:49started with a garage like this.
03:51Microsoft also started like this.
03:53So, congratulations to you.
03:54You have done a very good job.
03:55But remember one thing.
03:57Whenever a restaurant business starts,
04:00it starts because
04:02whenever you go somewhere to eat,
04:05in your mind,
04:06the last taste of that restaurant is there.
04:09That's right.
04:10And you go to taste that same taste again.
04:13Absolutely, absolutely.
04:14When you get a different taste,
04:16even if it is better than before,
04:18then you don't like that restaurant.
04:20That's why,
04:21today,
04:22all the spices you put in the bowls,
04:25all the things you put in the grammage,
04:27and people liked it,
04:29this is what you have to maintain now.
04:31Okay, Mr. Tufail,
04:32if you want your business to do well,
04:34then make your chef your business partner.
04:36Oh, you are talking about business partner.
04:38He is my life partner.
04:40Oh, wow.
04:41This means that you didn't give him any money.
04:44You have invested the money well.
04:46By the way,
04:47he didn't bring a single rupee.
04:49So, whose investment is this?
04:50I didn't give him a single rupee for my investment.
04:53Really?
04:54Yes.
04:55This is what I do.
04:56So, this rice…
04:57I borrowed rice.
04:58Yes.
04:59Meat?
05:00I borrowed spices.
05:01I borrowed meat.
05:02You borrowed everything?
05:03I distributed it here
05:04and took some of it to the dairy.
05:06Okay.
05:07Will you give it to him?
05:08How can I give it to him?
05:09Okay, if you have started a new business,
05:11do you want to keep anything new or innovative?
05:13I have kept something new.
05:15What?
05:16I have made a coupon.
05:17Okay.
05:18It is written free.
05:20Okay, it is written free on the coupon.
05:21So?
05:22If you are giving five biryanis,
05:24it is written free in one box.
05:27Okay.
05:28You are putting a token in it.
05:29Yes.
05:30I got four rupees.
05:31One?
05:32I got one free.
05:33And you have kept an account of that profit.
05:35I have kept that account.
05:36Okay.
05:37So, people will buy in this greed.
05:38Yes.
05:39It is a free biryani.
05:40If a token comes out, it will be free.
05:41Wow.
05:42This is very good.
05:43Look, if a person takes five biryanis,
05:44it is confirmed that it will come out of one.
05:47But why will people do this
05:49that I go and eat Tufail's biryani?
05:51I have solved that problem.
05:53I am not a kid.
05:54Do you see this?
05:55I have made these cards.
05:56Tell me.
05:57Yes.
05:58My friend has come from America.
05:59Okay.
06:00My friend is very brave.
06:02He told me that there is a scheme in America.
06:05What is that?
06:06Among those things,
06:08for example,
06:10take a samosa.
06:11Okay.
06:12You break the samosa like this.
06:13Yes.
06:14A card comes out of it
06:15which says the condition of the fortune.
06:16Fortune cookie.
06:17Yes.
06:18It is called fortune cookie.
06:21The boy went to distribute the advertisement.
06:23Wow.
06:24He gave his number on the internet.
06:25Okay.
06:26Why have I kept this phone call?
06:27It is not my aunt's address.
06:29Okay.
06:30I will give you an advice.
06:31Whenever there is an order,
06:33ask the girl to pick up the call.
06:35This will increase the sales.
06:36Okay, sister.
06:37I have got publicity.
06:38Wow.
06:40Sister, these pamphlets are made in the morning.
06:42Really?
06:43I didn't buy them.
06:44Wow.
06:45At one place, he said,
06:46no, I don't want to buy pamphlets.
06:47I left it and came.
06:49What was his trick
06:50that you gave so many pamphlets to people?
06:52I did a trick.
06:53What trick?
06:54I had a boy with me.
06:55Okay.
06:56He used to come to me.
06:57Okay.
06:58I used to tell him to tear the pamphlets.
06:59He used to say, I don't want to tear it.
07:00I used to slap him.
07:01Oh.
07:02I used to give him the pamphlets.
07:03He used to tear all the pamphlets.
07:06Why did you come to save the pamphlets?
07:08Sir, I thought
07:09I should distribute them at home.
07:11Father, give me the pamphlet.
07:13Why should I?
07:15This is the matter.
07:16Mr. Dhruv.
07:17Yes.
07:18Give me the pamphlet.
07:19No, I don't want to do it.
07:20Uncle, listen.
07:21No, no, hold it.
07:23Very good.
07:24Give me the pamphlet too.
07:25You can't do it on your own.
07:28Give it to me.
07:29It is time for mother.
07:30Pack the boxes quickly.
07:31Yes.
07:32I have an order of 250 boxes.
07:33Oh, wow, wow, wow.
07:36Uncle,
07:37don't pack more than one box.
07:39Out of five boxes,
07:40keep one box empty.
07:42Okay.
07:43Tufail,
07:44this is a matter of luck.
07:45It will be in every box.
07:47Yes, it will be in every box.
07:48I really have an order of 250 boxes.
07:50The order came from just five boxes.
07:52But the business is not going well.
07:54I don't know if it will sell till evening.
07:56Oh, okay.
07:57Wow.
07:58According to the business,
07:59145 boxes won't come.
08:03Brother,
08:04pack it.
08:05I think we have to pack
08:06Biryani Bakri and Zaka Bakra.
08:08Bring it.
08:10Here are the five boxes.
08:11Okay.
08:12Keep it in your bag.
08:13Okay.
08:14Okay,
08:15the first order is done.
08:16Pack it.
08:17Brother,
08:18don't wait.
08:19Sing a song.
08:20Don't worry,
08:21I will sing now.
08:22I have to give the home delivery
08:23in 15 minutes.
08:24Okay,
08:25give it to the person
08:26who wants to eat it.
08:27Brother,
08:28I am hungry.
08:30Brother,
08:31get up.
08:32Uncle,
08:33there is going to be a cut-off shot.
08:34Why?
08:35His face is going to look like a dead body.
08:37His head is going to look like
08:38a motorcycle's nose.
08:40Tie his tyres too.
08:41I have brought it.
08:42How can I bring it here?
08:43Tie his tyres too.
08:45Oh, God.
08:47I am getting late.
08:48I think I should take a ride.
08:50Hurry up, uncle.
08:51Go out and take a ride.
08:52I am bringing it.
08:53Take a spoon.
08:54Thank you, sister-in-law.
08:55Wait.
08:56Didn't anyone call?
08:57Didn't you get the order?
08:58Yes.
08:59Do you want to ruin my house?
09:01No.
09:02Do you want to get me divorced?
09:03Oh, God.
09:04No.
09:05Do you want to ruin my marriage?
09:06Why?
09:07Then what is this?
09:15Tufail Buryani House?
09:19Dear,
09:20what does it have to do with your house?
09:22My husband didn't even spit on this house.
09:24Now, you all will get angry.
09:25How did you do the business
09:26without asking us?
09:27Now, you will see.
09:29You will say,
09:30you don't understand my parents.
09:31What did they do?
09:33Tufail Buryani
09:34together.
09:35That was not my name.
09:36Now,
09:37I have a son-in-law.
09:38They say,
09:39grandsons and sons-in-law are there.
09:40They would have understood it today.
09:41They would have sent Buryanis together.
09:43Father,
09:44this house smells like garbage.
09:45Today, it smells like Buryani.
09:46Oh, God.
09:47Sister,
09:48sit down.
09:51I beg you.
09:53Do the business.
09:54Do the business.
09:55Tell me.
09:56My husband doesn't know.
09:57He doesn't know Buryani.
09:58Where did you come from?
09:59Where did you come from?
10:01I came with my friends.
10:03I borrowed some rice.
10:05Some spices.
10:06I borrowed all these things.
10:08Father.
10:09Yes.
10:10This stick is very beautiful.
10:11I will keep it.
10:12Son,
10:13do you think
10:14you will meet with an accident tomorrow?
10:17Call your son-in-law.
10:18Where are we from?
10:19For God's sake,
10:20look at this.
10:21I beg of you.
10:22One minute.
10:25Hello, Uttapayal Buryani.
10:27Yes.
10:2925 boxes.
10:30Double or single?
10:31What?
10:32Okay, double.
10:34Yes, yes.
10:35In 10-15 minutes,
10:37the child will deliver it.
10:38I will be at your service
10:39the moment he comes.
10:4125 boxes are going together.
10:42Son-in-law doesn't know.
10:45What does son-in-law know?
10:47What does son-in-law know?
10:48Couldn't you tell him?
10:49I told you to call your son-in-law.
10:51Why are you sitting here
10:52as if you are Zubaida?
10:54That time is not far
10:55when we will go to Sardar too.
10:57I told you that
10:58your parents have not
10:59sent you anywhere.
11:01Son-in-law,
11:02he has done injustice to you.
11:03He has started such a big business
11:04and you didn't even tell him.
11:06Tomorrow,
11:07he will become a big restaurant.
11:08Son-in-law, again?
11:10That time is not far
11:11when we will go to Salaad
11:12and Raita too.
11:15What are you saying?
11:16He will buy one
11:17and we will buy something else.
11:19Don't worry.
11:20I have got an order for five boxes.
11:21Now, the boy
11:22who is your son-in-law
11:23has gone
11:24with the box.
11:25He has gone with the order
11:26for five boxes.
11:27Listen to me.
11:28This is just Rs. 20,000.
11:30Give me whatever amount you want.
11:31I don't want to take any deal.
11:32From now on,
11:33I am 80% in this business.
11:35Look at the money,
11:36look at your daughter's face
11:37or look at your son-in-law's face.
11:39Your daughter will die tomorrow.
11:40She will come to people's house
11:41from Pandey.
11:42People will see her.
11:43I don't want to go anywhere.
11:45Then why don't you go to work yourself?
11:46I don't want to go anywhere.
11:49I don't know where I am going.
11:51I don't know how to protect myself.
11:56Listen to me,
11:57you are my son-in-law.
11:59This is your daughter.
12:00I will keep the money.
12:02We will do business together.
12:0410% yours, 90% mine.
12:06Okay,
12:07may God bless you.
12:09What do you do with the money?
12:12You say this yourself.
12:13You say this?
12:14I don't have any money.
12:15I don't have a business.
12:16I don't sell my lotus flowers.
12:18Listen to me.
12:19Yes.
12:19Give me 10 percent interest.
12:23Greetings, brother.
12:24Greetings.
12:25Brother, I am fine.
12:26Mother, pack three more boxes.
12:27Give it to him and send him away.
12:29Don't run the business.
12:30Wait a minute, Khalota is coming.
12:31I will pack my own.
12:32Give me 10 percent interest.
12:34Put on the helmet. Put the helmet on your face.
12:35It took me a long time.
12:37Khalota and I will eat poison and return the boxes.
12:43Greetings.
12:44Greetings.
12:45Is this Tufail Biryani?
12:47Yes.
12:47I hope I am not mistaken.
12:48No.
12:49You have come at the right time.
12:50It smells so good.
12:52Of course.
12:53Did you arrange for a band?
12:55Kamriya.
12:55Yes, brother.
12:56Get the kulfi.
12:57Have a seat here.
12:59Come.
13:00Take it.
13:01He is going to stay here for three days.
13:03He is a singer.
13:04He doesn't know how to deal.
13:05He is an idiot.
13:09Come inside.
13:10Okay.
13:10Come on.
13:11The boys will come now.
13:12They want to eat biryani.
13:14Okay.
13:14It is very hot. Come inside.
13:17How are you cleaning the table?
13:19Is the biryani packed?
13:20Yes, it is packed.
13:21Don't forget the order.
13:22Don't forget the order.
13:22I am getting the order.
13:23Give him five.
13:25Don't forget.
13:26I have sent you the location.
13:28Yes, father.
13:28Now write it down.
13:30Yes, father.
13:31One from five boxes.
13:32One.
13:32One from three boxes.
13:34And then?
13:34And now five.
13:36And then?
13:37Five from three boxes.
13:38Yes.
13:39Six and five.
13:41Father.
13:42Eleven.
13:42Eleven.
13:43Eleven and five.
13:44It is seven.
13:46Uncle Tufail.
13:47Yes.
13:48Are there 36 boxes or 36?
13:49Brother Tufail, will it be right?
13:51Yes, he is right.
13:53It will be right.
13:53You are always counting.
13:55Uncle Tufail.
13:56Yes.
13:57I want to talk to you.
13:58Go ahead.
13:59Stay here for a minute.
14:00Give me the order.
14:02Hello.
14:03Uncle Tufail.
14:05Okay.
14:06Are there four boxes?
14:08Double or single?
14:09Double.
14:10Okay.
14:11Send me the location.
14:12I will order it right away.
14:14Yes.
14:14I will send it right away.
14:16Four boxes.
14:18Four?
14:19Wow.
14:20You are doing a good job.
14:20Go and do your work there.
14:22I don't want to hit you.
14:23I will give you a job.
14:26Okay?
14:26Go there.
14:27I got a job in Karim.
14:28So what?
14:30Who are you to complain to me?
14:32Complain?
14:33I invested in your company.
14:35I am a businessman.
14:36No.
14:37You are complaining to me.
14:40It is a business.
14:41What business?
14:41I don't know what you are doing.
14:42Why are you complaining to me?
14:44What?
14:45I don't know what you are doing.
14:47I don't know what you are doing.
14:49It is a business.
14:50I invested in your company.
14:52You are the one who is complaining.
14:54You got up from your seat.
14:56And you are complaining to me.
14:57Listen to me.
14:58Yes.
14:59If I need money at night..
15:03Yes.
15:04..then there will be nothing in your bank.
15:06You have given me all the money.
15:08Uncle, I wanted to tell you..
15:11..that don't worry about money.
15:13The thing is that my business is not that good.
15:16Everyone's attention is here.
15:18What is the problem in your business..
15:20..that you have broken the stick of Pohri?
15:23Uncle, you don't know how to use your brain.
15:27This is not a brain.
15:29Give me one more bullet.
15:30Bring it.
15:32This is the third box.
15:35Take this.
15:37You are throwing clothes on the table.
15:39You are a shareholder.
15:42What are you doing?
15:43I had to go to the washroom.
15:44I am leaving.
15:45Come quickly.
15:46I will cut your eyes and go.
15:49I will fire you after five minutes.
15:56Greetings.
15:56Come here.
15:57Sit on the chair.
15:58No, I don't want to eat.
16:00Sit down.
16:02Give it to him.
16:03Give it to him.
16:03No, thank you.
16:05I heard that you want a rider.
16:08I have some experience.
16:09I have worked as a labourer.
16:11Do you know..
16:12What is your education?
16:13I don't have an education.
16:14I don't know how to count from one to ten.
16:16I don't want a rider.
16:18Keep me as your servant.
16:21Don't talk like that.
16:22This is not how you do publicity.
16:24First let uncle learn how to cook.
16:26Give me one more box.
16:28Didn't you like it?
16:30No.
16:30Then don't sweat with a heart attack.
16:34He has eaten so much biryani.
16:37Stop it.
16:38You are doing injustice to your Shikram.
16:40Don't talk like that.
16:41Uncle, don't feel bad.
16:43But you don't have a good worker.
16:46You don't even have a good cook.
16:49Eighth box.
16:49Eighth box is fine.
16:51Uncle, what is your experience?
16:53I heard that you have some job opportunities.
16:56Yes, I have some opportunities.
16:57Yes.
16:58What is your education?
17:00Uncle, I couldn't study much.
17:02But I have done my MBA.
17:03MBA is not education.
17:04Yes.
17:05Sir, the boxes that you are using..
17:07Yes.
17:07Are they food grade boxes?
17:11Uncle.
17:11Yes.
17:14I am not enjoying it.
17:15I am not enjoying it at all.
17:17Give me one more box.
17:19I am not a workaholic.
17:21I will do my work.
17:23Five, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four.
17:25How many are there?
17:25Believe me.
17:26I have done my MBA in such a way that..
17:33Believe it or not.
17:34You will get a complaint.
17:35You are using a polythene bag.
17:36I am not using a polythene bag.
17:37I am using a box.
17:38I have been using it for the past ten years.
17:40Give me five more boxes.
17:41Mother, I am sending the location on your number.
17:44Give me five more boxes.
17:45I will have to go to my in-laws' house.
17:48I have to give it to them first.
17:49Okay, sir.
17:50I have to do my work.
17:51I am not a workaholic.
17:53Brother, do you have a food delivery box?
17:54No.
17:55All these will get cold.
17:56Believe it or not.
17:57You will get a complaint.
17:58Okay.
17:59Believe it or not.
18:00You will starve to death.
18:03Come tomorrow.
18:07He has gone mad.
18:08He has come.
18:09Brother, don't get scared.
18:12He is still the same.
18:13My grandson has spoiled everything.
18:16Yes.
18:17He is tired.
18:18Look, he is a father.
18:19He is suppressing him.
18:20Exactly.
18:21Okay, grandson.
18:22Yes, brother.
18:23You have to give your money from the box.
18:27What?
18:27What money?
18:29The money that the salesman takes.
18:31He is a fool.
18:32How tired are you?
18:34Don't you know that there are so many boys?
18:35Do the sales properly.
18:38No one has come to ask for money.
18:40Why?
18:40There are five free plates in each box.
18:44What?
18:45Yes.
18:45So there are 25 boxes.
18:47Five plates in one box?
18:49Yes.
18:49Is he mad or what?
18:51You said that there are five plates in one box.
18:54Your food is bad.
18:56There are five plates in each box.
18:59You said that there are five plates in each box.
19:01Now you are saying that there are five plates.
19:03I thought that there are five plates in each box.
19:06What?
19:06You don't talk to me openly.
19:08You keep me in your heart.
19:10I am your wife.
19:15Give me your money, brother.
19:16Yes.
19:20I am not feeling well.
19:21Give me the money.
19:22Give it to me.
19:23Pack two more plates.
19:25What is this?
19:26This is not free.
19:29Move aside.
19:30What happened?
19:31Your food is bad.
19:33Did I tell you?
19:34You ruined my business on the first day.
19:38You ruined it.
19:39What is my fault in this?
19:41You don't talk to me openly.
19:43I have been staying at your place for 20 years.
19:46I have never abused you openly.
19:50You have four kids.
19:51You should talk to me openly.
19:57Ladies and gentlemen, let's take a break.
19:58We will meet again after the break.
20:03We will do a poor man's drama.
20:06Pack the boxes quickly.
20:08I will go and sit in that corner.
20:10Pack the boxes quickly.
20:13I have to go to the airport.
20:14Wow.
20:17It's a business.
20:18You don't know how to work.
20:20You are making fun of me.
20:22It looks like a fort.
20:25There is a street ahead.
20:27Who is sleeping here?
20:29Surprise.
20:31I will tell you something.
20:33You did? Wow.
20:34I will tell you.
20:35I will tell you.