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00:00Frozen in a time of space divide, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Dark daughters of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Dark daughters is fighting tyranny
00:44In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:55In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:13I'm starting the geography of the environment
01:25I'm adding virtual mice
01:39The online matrix of the game is ready
01:42I'm playing the game day and night
01:55Greetings, brothers!
01:57It's me, Lord Grestis Klons Potisalo!
02:01I want to test all your skills!
02:04Oh, let's go!
02:07I know this won't end well
02:10Look out!
02:22Did you enjoy this?
02:25Well, I think that your game with a lot of entertainment in it...
02:30...stinks!
02:32Literally!
02:34I beg you, Captain Freak, you've just started playing!
02:37I'm sure you'll like the game!
02:39It's for losers without a private life!
02:42But you have to meet my online friends!
02:44With all the work I do, it's the only socializing I have left!
02:49The investigation is over!
02:57Comrades, let me introduce you to my best friend...
03:00...Lord Grestis Klons Potisalo!
03:03Hello, internet zombies and other loners without friends!
03:08And without any sense of humor!
03:10This is Elamon, the sorceress from the kingdom of Vila!
03:13Can the two of us get rid of this?
03:16She'd rather kiss the orc!
03:18Well, I don't know who could be in my real world!
03:22Kiss me, my lord!
03:26You've hurt my honor!
03:32Send me that thing!
03:34Thanks!
03:39He-he-he-he-he-he!
03:44I give up!
03:46This, my lord, is the master of shame from the little people!
03:49I am the master of thieves!
03:51You are the master of fools!
03:53This is Radmar Barbarin!
03:55Novak!
03:56You wouldn't dare to overthrow the Ruljak family!
03:59But I give up!
04:00Maybe I'll play like a passion!
04:09He-he-he-he-he-he!
04:26Where is Lord Grestis Klons?
04:28I don't know!
04:29I have no idea!
04:30Neither do I!
04:31Is Lord Grestis Klons here?
04:34Come closer, my dears.
04:37The Vesa of Evil has a task for you.
04:40Is that Vesa your friend?
04:43I don't think she's really evil.
04:46I order you to save the Princess from the Citadel of Madness.
04:52Is the Princess beautiful?
04:55More than beautiful.
04:57And we have to search the dangerous lands to find the Citadel?
05:02More than dangerous.
05:04Typical.
05:05All right, Bakiš.
05:06If that's the way to get home, let's find your stupid princess.
05:10Perfect.
05:11Goodbye, my dears.
05:16Where do we start our quest, Lord Greshtis?
05:18Maybe down there?
05:20That seems like a good place to me.
05:24That's a powerful momentary psychosis.
05:27That's why you should stick together so that none of us gets hurt.
05:31Unpredictable danger.
05:36Who put the tree in the middle of the swamp?
05:38I'm just telling stories, old man.
05:40Hey, who's talking?
05:41You didn't get hurt, did you?
05:44What are you talking about?
05:45Well, yes, I led you to those forests.
05:48Listen, you fool.
05:50The modern public doesn't like talking nonsense.
05:53Well, all right.
05:54I think you're right.
05:55I've been here for too long.
05:57It's so uncomfortable.
05:59Stablo, are you all right?
06:00Oh, yes.
06:01I'm going to the paper mill.
06:03We don't want the modern public to get so old-fashioned
06:06like the tree that speaks.
06:08You're a great magician, Joza.
06:10Oh, yes.
06:11She's sitting with apples.
06:15And I really like that tree.
06:19To save the princess,
06:21we have to go through the Tomb of Extraordinary Madness.
06:25But those doors look really strong.
06:28Even Rangar's great power couldn't open them.
06:33We have to hide the plan.
06:36It looks like you've come up with a solution, Lord.
06:39Everyone has their own special powers.
06:41The tomb is full of locks and hidden dangers.
06:46We'll eat the two of you together.
06:49There's no more Cavalier.
06:55You see, this game isn't that bad.
06:57Maybe you don't have a frightening shame under the carpet.
07:03It's just a game.
07:04It's just a game.
07:06I found the exit.
07:07Great.
07:08Beautiful.
07:09It's not that bad.
07:11Come on, please.
07:12I'm sorry.
07:13Hurry up, Lord.
07:14You're going the wrong way.
07:18Hurry up!
07:19Hurry up!
07:20I'm hurrying!
07:21Just a little bit more!
07:22Just a little bit more!
07:23Just a little bit more!
07:25I knew it.
07:34Hey, this is the way to the tomb.
07:44I see you!
07:46I see you!
07:48I'll go to the other side.
08:01How did you get here?
08:02I went up the stairs.
08:04I'm here.
08:05I'm here.
08:06I'm here.
08:07I'm here.
08:08I'm here.
08:09I'm here.
08:10I'm here.
08:11I'm here.
08:12There you are.
08:22Nice to meet you, Marshal Zizek's worm.
08:28Here you are.
08:33Enjoy yourselves.
08:39Not fair!
08:42We have to disassemble it like a reasonable being.
08:45Shhh! Lorde, you're going too far!
08:48Push it deep inside!
08:50I thought we were done with stupid training.
08:53No, really! Push it deep inside!
08:56Hmm?
08:57Shrampus!
08:58Hello!
08:59Get ready for a super-dive!
09:02It's going better than Fred in Kremenka!
09:11Hurry up! My magic can't keep the doors open for long!
09:22I'd like to stay and play, but I have an appointment with Hasan.
09:31Aaaaah!
09:35Close the door! Close it!
09:38Done.
09:41I think this belongs to me.
09:47Here we are, adventurers!
09:49The citadels are crazy!
09:52But how are we going to cross those high walls?
09:55Ha ha ha, no problem.
09:57Explain your theory.
09:59Ha ha, the Ragnar's shot the stick like an arrow.
10:02Just like that.
10:09Alright, get ready, adventurers!
10:16What?
10:17I think that's it.
10:20Don't be afraid!
10:22Lorde Grestisklon has come to save you!
10:26I was trapped in that prison.
10:28Only my spirit could wander the world.
10:31But now you've set me free.
10:34Yes, I'm beautiful, aren't I?
10:39Yes, maybe after a couple of gems.
10:42Kiss me, my lord!
10:45Can I have a little help, please?
10:47I think you're a beautiful couple.
10:49Give it to me!
10:51Kiss me, kiss me!
10:55I'm a good cook.
10:57Now that kiss you've been talking about...
11:03The galactic server is down.
11:06No, not now!
11:08I want to play some more!
11:11Excuse me!
11:13Just when I wanted to kiss a beautiful girl!
11:16You never know how people look like in real life.
11:20I'm sure she's a girl who lives in a small basement.
11:24Just when I wanted to kiss Lorde Grestisklon...
11:29I'm going to look for a new game.
11:50The Gnoid process is complete.
11:53The fields are ready for planting.
11:56Begin the sowing process.
11:59Hello, Segert!
12:01Hello, Captain Frk!
12:03Let's start planting!
12:05I brought my tractor, the old one.
12:08But boss, we don't use such outdated equipment.
12:11This is the most modern farm of the 24th and half century.
12:14The fruits we grow here will provide valuable products
12:18for the inhabitants of the research station.
12:22I know everything I need to know about agriculture.
12:26It's in my blood and I finally grew up on the farm.
12:30Oh, really?
12:32Or did I look at the fruits of the land?
12:35I don't know, Captain.
12:37If we don't get people to the research station,
12:39they'll have to live off of you.
12:41I don't care!
12:43I'm a real periperist!
12:47Don't worry, kids. I know how to do it.
12:53Hurry up, Bučko!
12:55We have to cover the soil!
12:57I actually ran out of gas,
12:59but I think I can fill it up a bit.
13:03Grow, grow, my little pea!
13:06Jump into the sky!
13:10Peas are sometimes too simple.
13:17Yay!
13:25Peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep!
13:28Ouch!
13:37I must admit, you have really changed your farm.
13:41Thanks, Segert. You're a good kid.
13:44It looks like we've got a lot of peas.
13:47What a wonderful, healthy, vibrating...
13:50Ah! A crow!
13:52I don't care what kind of crow.
13:53Destroy the beautiful agricultural paradise of this land!
13:57I was lucky to avoid this attack from the marshal.
14:00Yowee!
14:04Food! We're saved!
14:06I thought we were going to die in that terrible box.
14:09Yes, it says so in the healthy life, old man.
14:11After you!
14:12Oh, no, no. After you!
14:14Are you sure?
14:15Oh, yes.
14:16Oh, you're so good to me.
14:18But watch what I tell you.
14:19Bitch, you're in trouble!
14:24All right, let's see what this thing can do.
14:27This is a crow, old man.
14:28It's never done anything wrong.
14:33One of these guys must be the key to this thing.
14:37Let's go!
14:42Ah!
14:59Oh, look at that! It's a crow!
15:02Tell the International Planet of Plankton that the massage is ready.
15:07We're screwed, old man.
15:09We have to get rid of this ugly crow.
15:12You mean this ugly crow?
15:15You did it! The thing is saved!
15:18Look at these wonderful products.
15:20Yes, sir.
15:21A real abundance of nature.
15:25Look at these wonderful products.
15:27A real abundance of nature.
15:29There are so many of them that I can't decide.
15:31Well, then I'll eat them all!
15:34What?
15:35Fish for fish!
15:39No! Not my baby! No!
15:43Oh, look at this!
15:45There's a huge plant.
15:47That's right. We definitely won't take it.
15:51Martial arts.
15:52The greatest weapon of the solar system.
15:56Admit it, we're wrong.
15:57Hihihihihi!
16:00Hihihihihi!
16:02What's this? Some kind of rat poison?
16:05Something even worse.
16:07They're rats!
16:09Enlighten me.
16:10I put rats in every one of those rats.
16:13They can't cure me.
16:15But their mouths can't stand it.
16:18You're chewing gum.
16:20That's all there is.
16:22Where did you get these stupid ideas?
16:25Hey, that didn't surprise me.
16:27I saved you a lot of trouble, didn't I?
16:31They're probably in pretty bad shape.
16:35Oh, look at that liquid.
16:37I've never seen anything grow so fast, so big.
16:41Watch out! It's going to explode!
16:49I need a piece of ice and paper towels soaked in lemon juice.
16:55Ah, look!
16:57The last ingredient of delicious vegetation.
17:00Oh, it's just beautiful.
17:02Do you want to touch it, old man?
17:04May I? I'd love to.
17:06Oh, I froze! I froze!
17:12All right, I hate you young people.
17:18Ouch!
17:19I'll give you a piece of ice.
17:22Get out of here, cat!
17:24You always get your own mouse!
17:26When are we going to get rid of those phrases?
17:29Oh, that was a close one.
17:35We're approaching the research station of the Galactic Protectorate.
17:39I'm starting the approach process.
17:44Get out of here! Where are you hiding?
17:47I think the inhabitant of the surface is going to destroy us.
17:52Uh-oh! He's destroying his ship!
17:59An explosion!
18:03The engines are not working!
18:05Protector of the ship!
18:07This is Captain Adrian Peters from the research station.
18:10Please stop your ship.
18:12We haven't opened the door yet.
18:14Ah, it would be wise to clear the port.
18:18We've erased him!
18:21He's coming!
18:38Lieutenant! Open the door to my research station!
18:42Why are you shouting?
18:44Shouting?
18:45Don't worry, Shaggart. I'll deal with those imbeciles.
18:48Where did you find the map?
18:50Eh, it doesn't matter.
18:52Captain F.R.K., you probably brought me fresh new products.
18:57You won't believe me, but...
19:00I didn't.
19:01But you still have a lot of those exquisite pills for dinner.
19:09Oh, look at all those juicy, processed pieces!
19:12Absolutely fantastic!
19:14Oh, we'll need hours to fry it all!
19:20To be continued...
19:50To be continued...