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00:00In a time of space divide, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Doctor Does of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Doctor Does, he's fighting tyranny
00:43In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:14In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:27The fearless space captain has run out of time and life
01:31He orders the crew to give him more power
01:34But captain, I gave him all I had
01:37Well, that's not enough
01:39The enemy has loaded his weapons
01:42In his last efforts to save the ship, the captain fires the last grenade
01:47Fire the grenade!
01:54Ah, my weekend is finally over
01:57A place where I can do more than just work
02:00And enjoy the solitude and peace of nature
02:04Fire the grenade!
02:09Fire the grenade!
02:13One more time, the galaxy is being saved by Batak Firka
02:16From the twenty-fourth and one-half century
02:23Listen kids, why don't you...
02:26A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:30Ui, ui!
02:33I'm hungry
02:34Hey, let's get to the synthesizer, Klope
02:37Hooray!
02:39Oooh!
02:41Oh, wise and mystical synthesizer, Klope
02:44Please, honor us with delicious delicacies
02:47What would you like?
02:49Macaroni and cheese!
02:50I'd like a banana split
02:52Eeeh...
02:53I'd like a pine nut pit!
02:55As you wish.
03:05Hey, why did you order two drinks?
03:07Well, one is for eating...
03:10...and the other one is for throwing up!
03:14Oh, you'll pay for this!
03:17Ha ha ha ha!
03:24Ha, excuse me!
03:25Yoo-hoo!
03:30Get back here, or I'll kill you, you imbecile!
03:32M-m-m-maybe Captain Furka won't notice that you're here!
03:35No, you imbecile!
03:40Can we have a little chat, old man?
03:43Oh, hello, Captain Furka!
03:47You're not angry, are you?
03:48Get out of my ship, you little lunatics!
03:53Hey, but my girls and boys will only stay for a short while.
03:56And really, they're good as real angels!
03:59I found a secret cache in the magazine under Furka's bed!
04:03Let's go, old man!
04:05Zajkon!
04:06Oh, n-n-n-n-no worries!
04:08Here's a spork, a bottle, a bow!
04:12And I'll tell you a story.
04:14No, stories are for kids.
04:16I'm going to show respect for others by changing things!
04:19I want to try to pull my hat!
04:22And I want to continue acting because of my lack of self-respect.
04:25Hey, but I think you'll really like this.
04:28What's that thing?
04:30It's a holographic projector.
04:33I'll use it to tell you a story.
04:35What is this to me?
04:37Oh, great!
04:38A special episode about a spork character?
04:42No, I'm more into what you see.
04:44And all that is nicely written in that book.
04:54Once upon a time, a happy, peaceful planet fell into the wrong hands.
04:59The evil ruler, Cak, usurped power and ruled his people like a tyrant.
05:06First, he imprisoned the innocent.
05:08Then he made fun of them.
05:12Then Cak forced the poorest to pay a huge fine.
05:16An absolute injustice.
05:18And in the end, but no less important,
05:20Cak changed the color of the royal carpets from the favorite beige
05:23to the disgusting, disgusting shade of brown.
05:27Really?
05:29And so, out of a group of good people on the planet,
05:31he summoned their greatest protector,
05:34to whom they begged him to return.
05:48So, did the people send you back to the planet?
05:50Yes, but they said they had terrible problems
05:52and that it was time for me to take my place.
05:55What's the name of your stupid planet?
05:57Skvýčák 7?
05:58No, Sviněk 9.
06:00Mešniča 11?
06:01No, Sviněk 9.
06:03Farma Švině 33!
06:06Captain Firka, you're just making fun of me, aren't you?
06:09I have to keep you in shape.
06:11But I have to admit, I'm already excited to go to the planet that is called Švině.
06:16I think how it smells,
06:18all that dirty, smelly body of your people.
06:21You know what I mean, don't you?
06:23Oh, Kuzim, you're making fun of me again.
06:26No chance, I'm already excited to go to the planet that is called Švině.
06:28Don't worry, Captain Firka, I'm sure you'll have a pleasant surprise.
06:41I'll see you later, sir, I have something else to do.
06:44We won't leave you alone, sir.
06:46I'm already afraid of Švině.
06:49Hey, paláčášce, paláče,
06:52šljajni torněvi, žalatné kupole.
06:54Deš Švině s čovárno znaju živěti.
06:56Svět spremný, stigao je.
06:59Mám ještě odpust.
07:00Žovit me samo, Kapetan Firka.
07:08Málo měšťa, molím, nemogu prosit od tolikich pršutá.
07:14Vaše visosti.
07:16Visosti?
07:17Greetings, great ambassador Panceticus.
07:19It's great to see that you are such a good soldier, sir.
07:23But I'm afraid that your brother-in-law, Cak,
07:26is not ready for anything good.
07:29Cak, I thought he would be really good.
07:31And where is my brother?
07:33He began to hide as soon as he heard that you were coming.
07:36Cak, Cak, Cak, come back.
07:39Tell me, who told you that?
07:41I am the first successor of the royal throne of Švině 9.
07:44And my brother told me that Cak ruled until I was gone.
07:48Royal throne?
07:50Are you kidding me?
07:52Please, your highness, we must not lose our train.
07:55Then quickly to the royal palace.
08:02The first law of this institution is to release Cak's prisoners.
08:07Hurray!
08:08My second law is to return Cak's taxes to the poor.
08:11Hurray!
08:13And my third law is to return my carpet to them.
08:16First of all, without any nuance.
08:22Such a company, I learned it consciously.
08:25Prepare my new carpets.
08:28Captain Phelka, what are you doing?
08:31Well, I'm your new great vizier.
08:33And you know, chief, it's up to you.
08:35No one has to worry that you don't choke.
08:39But I don't, don't, don't, don't.
08:41Be strong, sir.
08:43You must be responsible for your royal wedding.
08:47My wedding?
08:49According to the law, you must marry Princess Agnes
08:52to formally become our king.
08:55The royal wedding will be in the morning.
09:02Bravo!
09:03My little prince.
09:04It can be a big hit.
09:11THE END
09:21I don't know if I can do it, Captain Phelka.
09:24Don't tell me you're afraid of bunnies.
09:27I never wanted to rule the world.
09:30I'd rather serve in a protectorate and travel the universe.
09:33Universe? What a thing.
09:35And what about the princess?
09:37Princess Agnes was chosen for my wedding when I was born.
09:40I only saw her at the celebration of my fifth birthday.
09:43And what was she like?
09:44I don't know.
09:46I just thought that Darko Cuger had returned to Pudge.
09:50Late, I say, this glorious mess.
09:57She's small, just the right size.
10:00Well, you're right.
10:02She's...
10:04...nice.
10:07She's the best.
10:10One day, you'll wake up alone in an empty house
10:13with no lights for the radiator.
10:16I'm not upset.
10:23Dear guests,
10:24we have gathered here to celebrate the wedding of this prince
10:28and this princess.
10:32What's going on here?
10:36If I can't get married,
10:37no one will be my king.
10:39He stole the princess!
10:41It seems that the father is tied up like a rope.
10:45It seems that the father is tied up like a rope.
10:48When will he steal my text?
10:50Save me, my prince.
10:52Ha ha ha!
10:54Ha ha ha!
11:00The girls have a lot of money in their pockets.
11:08I won't give it to the prince!
11:11No!
11:19What was that?
11:20Did you make a boom, Paulie?
11:22Or did you save a beautiful princess?
11:24Oh, I'm sure you don't want to hear the rest of that story.
11:28Is that so?
11:30We do!
11:32Don't tell us!
11:34Oh, okay.
11:36No!
11:40Watch out!
11:44How much longer are you going to let me go?
11:46You don't have much time.
11:48We have to turn around and fly.
11:55There he goes!
11:58I have an idea!
12:02Hold on!
12:07Hey, you're pretty good with that machine.
12:10Thanks for noticing. I play video games a lot.
12:13How much longer are you going to let me go?
12:24Oh, what an egg!
12:26Yeah.
12:27Now let's surprise Chuck and save the princess!
12:32In the name of the Imperial Court of Justice, 839!
12:37Let's try something a little less daring.
12:40We, the court of justice, take everything seriously.
12:44Your stupid court of justice won't keep me here!
12:48How are we going to get back to Chile?
12:50Let's try the good old trick.
12:52The last time we tried it, I was in a dark room in the 6th district.
12:56This time I'll be more careful.
12:58I was in a dark room in the 6th district.
13:00This time I'll be more careful.
13:02Alright, on three.
13:04One, two, three!
13:06You did it!
13:08That's because this Chilean made me a manual weapon.
13:12And now, let's save the princess!
13:17We'll never get this speed.
13:19The kid needs a little help.
13:21You'll fix this rocket.
13:24Like this?
13:28Whoa, where did that rocket come from?
13:30It almost hit me in the head.
13:32It must have been some crazy royal swat with a flame thrower.
13:36Or something like that.
13:38Oh, no.
13:40That stupid rocket hit our Chilean.
13:42There's a cure for that.
13:44Let's split up!
13:46Damn you, swat!
13:49Don't you happen to have a needle, old man?
13:52Don't you happen to have a needle, old man?
14:00Hey, watch out! You're going to get me in trouble!
14:03You'll never get away with this!
14:05Oh, sweetheart, don't be angry.
14:08That's not how you talk to your future husband.
14:12I won't give up on you.
14:14I'd rather die than be your mistress.
14:18Then I'll grant your wish.
14:22Why did you bring me to the energy transformer?
14:24Look.
14:27One little twitch and you're in trouble.
14:30Or you can learn to be my wife.
14:33Hey, kid!
14:35We've got something for you.
14:39All right, kid.
14:41You and me.
14:43Pick up your weapon.
14:45You can do it yourself, can't you?
14:47I'm not a kid.
14:49You can do it yourself, can't you?
14:52Of course. I'll fight the swat and you'll take the princess.
14:55Maybe.
14:58I hope you know that I learned how to fight with a laser sword at school.
15:08Not bad. Not bad at all.
15:19Oh!
15:26Don't worry. Both of them are dead.
15:29D-d-dime, our lesson is over for today.
15:35He-he-he. Zlačo, zlačo.
15:37He-he-he-he.
15:39Hey! What are you doing?
15:41Don't let him get up.
15:43This is my playground!
15:45You know, a momentary pause is good for the hero.
15:48And then the painter will do something unexpected
15:50or discover some secret weapon
15:52that will lead to a really dangerous
15:54and horrible climax.
15:56I bet he has something in his sleeve.
15:59You don't have anything in your sleeve, do you?
16:02Truth to the will, dear brother.
16:04I developed a technology
16:06that allows these gloves
16:08to control lava
16:10to exchange all thermodynamic energy
16:12the way I want it.
16:17Trust my power
16:19because I have power!
16:21See? I told you he has a secret weapon.
16:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
16:40Oh, it's too cold.
16:42Take a closer look.
16:44Oh, no!
16:46This will turn my prince's playground
16:48into a hot bath!
16:50Oh, yeah!
16:52You have a super-intelligent plan.
16:54But I can't do that.
16:56Oh, you can.
16:58You don't smoke, but you have it in you.
17:00You just need to cross that moment
17:02and get out.
17:04Oh, you're right.
17:06I really have an idea.
17:08Follow me.
17:14Did I tell you
17:16that I was in a marching band?
17:18We conquered the state.
17:24I'm not afraid to use this.
17:30Candles or a piece of paper?
17:32Just take them.
17:34They're really heavy.
17:44Uh-oh.
17:52According to my calculations,
17:54if we redirect the dynamic matrix
17:56and increase the power to 120%,
17:58the transformers will transform
18:00the Lava Monster into...
18:02pure energy.
18:04That's easy.
18:06What are we going to do?
18:08Just pull the switch.
18:10Oh, you mean this big one?
18:12Ha-ha-ha!
18:14Come on, my dear.
18:22Hey, princess!
18:24Need any help?
18:26Never mind.
18:33It's working!
18:35Amazing!
18:42Don't worry about your orders.
18:44I've got a new pair for you.
18:46I hope the Planet of Chase
18:48has fallen in this time.
19:06Do you have anything to say?
19:08No.
19:10Do you have anything to say
19:12before we continue your madness?
19:14Actually, I do.
19:16I think it's the law that says
19:18that we have to get married
19:20to become a king,
19:22very stupid and old-fashioned.
19:24What?
19:26What?
19:28Apart from that,
19:30the whole idea of life partners
19:32and open relationships
19:34is also pretty stupid.
19:36I'm afraid I'll have to abdicate.
19:38Ha-ha! Are you crazy?
19:40I'm sorry, Princess Agnes,
19:42but I don't see any reason
19:44for you not to rule Piglet 9.
19:46All by yourself.
19:50Bravo, bravo!
19:52I'm begging you,
19:54remember all those years
19:56I invested in our relationship.
19:58That's the life I've always wanted.
20:00I promise to rule fairly
20:02and you're welcome to Piglet 9
20:04whenever you want.
20:07I think it's time for us to get to know each other better.
20:09Oh, no!
20:11You can't be serious!
20:13I've been thinking about this
20:15all my life!
20:17And so our story
20:19ends with a fitting,
20:21although a little derogatory,
20:23and they lived happily
20:25until the end of their lives.
20:27And that's it!
20:29I hope you liked
20:31my story.
20:33You're really a prince?
20:35He saved the princess!
20:37You'll have to
20:39find out for yourself.
20:41Then I'll save the prince
20:43so he doesn't get sick!
20:45But not if Piglet can
20:47take something from you!
20:49Don't let him take me!
20:53The princess is mine!
20:55Who will save me, Piglet?
20:57I'll kill you both!
20:59C-C-C-C-Captain Piglet
21:01is very angry.
21:03Yahoo!
21:05I think we should
21:07go back to the action, prince.
21:09You're right, kid.
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