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00:00This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:08Listen up.
00:09The training we're about to start is going to be much tougher than you can imagine.
00:13Are you sure you're okay with this?
00:15Yes.
00:16Please don't hold back.
00:18I'm ready.
00:20Um, this is...
00:22Let's start with 30kg each.
00:25No, what kind of training is this?
00:28Don't neglect the strengthening magic.
00:30Or you'll die.
00:31Don't neglect the instructions!
00:34Let's go!
00:37Watch out!
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02:55My god.
02:59Father.
03:00Mother.
03:01That was me.
03:04That was the other kardeÅŸ a couple hamsters were training.
03:07Huh?
03:09I still have my legs.
03:12I'm all spilled-over.
03:16When I was shot down with the bullet, I completely lost consciousness.
03:20I'm exhausted. I've already died three times on my first day of training.
03:25I knew you were going to kill me.
03:27But I survived the first day.
03:30It's still noon.
03:33We'll start the afternoon part after the noon break.
03:36Afternoon part?!
03:38I can't take it anymore.
03:42See you in an hour.
03:45Why do I have to use my ears every now and then?!
04:01I can't take it anymore.
04:03Yes, I didn't run away.
04:07I was going to train, but I was tortured.
04:11It's a strategic retreat to protect the spirit.
04:15Even Rick can't...
04:17Ouch!
04:19I didn't know there was a shop like this.
04:21I looked all over the country.
04:23It's only been 15 minutes since I ran away.
04:31You're here to scold me, aren't you?
04:34Can you just let me go?
04:37No, it's the other way around.
04:40The other way around?
04:41I know how you feel when you want to run away.
04:44I've run away dozens of times in two years.
04:47And I've died tens of thousands of times.
04:53He's dead.
04:55Arislete, give me the magic.
04:58Yes, sir!
05:07You're awake, Rick.
05:09I'm dead again?
05:11Arislete gave you the magic.
05:14You can revive him for another 2,000 times.
05:172,000 times?
05:19Now, let's continue.
05:21Good luck, Rick.
05:25I'm used to dying.
05:27Normally, you die once.
05:30You've been through two years.
05:33I tried to give up.
05:35I tried to give up.
05:37But Broston told me...
05:40...to weigh the pain of giving up...
05:43...and the pain of giving up.
05:49And I imagined...
05:52...which would be easier.
05:57So, your pain of giving up...
05:59...was the same as the pain of giving up.
06:02Yes.
06:03Even if I chose to give up...
06:05...he said he'd send me away.
06:08That made me feel better.
06:16I hate being a nobleman.
06:21I was raised as a nobleman.
06:25I learned to dance, make up, dress up.
06:29I learned a lot.
06:31But...
06:33...it didn't suit me at all!
06:36Oh.
06:37That's why I don't want to be a nobleman.
06:41I want to fight for the Dillmutt family.
06:44That's why I want to be the first female knight.
06:52I still have a long way to go.
06:57Yeah, you're right.
07:01Angelica...
07:02...has a fighting style inspired by the knighthood.
07:06Y-Yes.
07:08If you have a sword, you can become stronger.
07:11Am I wrong?
07:12But a swordsman has to fight with his bare hands.
07:15That's why...
07:17...I thought it would be best to use your bare hands as a sword.
07:20Use my bare hands as a sword?
07:23That's why I invited a special instructor.
07:26It's Ms. Lienet.
07:28It's nice to meet you, Ms. Angelica.
07:35Now, the C-Block will be the last match of the week.
07:39Both teams have 7 wins and 1 loss.
07:41Silver Helgant vs. Angelica Dillmutt.
07:45Crying or laughing, only one of the winners will advance to the tournament.
07:53Hey, what happened to my Angelica?
07:57If your opponent is Silver, you're in trouble.
08:00Angelica's elegant fighting style won't work on you.
08:03Well, then...
08:04Combat Fight!
08:13Huh?
08:14The winner is Angelica Dillmutt!
08:18I can see the results of your training.
08:20I'm a little behind in training, but...
08:23Calm down!
08:25I don't want to die!
08:28I can't help but feel the pain in the eyes of the people in the city.
08:32What did I do in the match?
08:35Well, well. It's fine because you won.
08:38You can safely enter the tournament.
08:41Huh?
08:42The people in the city must have felt the danger.
08:45Danger?
08:47Riku's here!
08:50Alice Raito.
08:52Oh, you're here.
08:54Mizzet-sama.
08:56How was the rumor that the Empire has 6 cannons?
09:00Oh, no. It was just a rumor.
09:03It was a waste of time.
09:05Well, you won't know until you actually hit it.
09:10Welcome!
09:12You're so cute!
09:15Let's play together tonight.
09:18Boss, I'm here.
09:22Blossom-sama.
09:29It's so delicious!
09:33I'll tell my father.
09:35So, you're having fun, aren't you?
09:38Yeah.
09:39I'm going to win the tournament and get the 6 cannons.
09:44I want to participate, too!
09:46I can't because the venue is closed.
09:48Angelica, right?
09:50You're going to participate in the tournament, too, right?
09:53Yes.
09:54Riku and Rinette trained me.
09:58Oh.
09:59I thought I was going to be killed.
10:02Unlike me, Angelica is talented.
10:06She learned fast.
10:08But I still don't have enough time.
10:12Training doesn't betray you.
10:14Even if it's for a short time, you'll get what you work hard for.
10:19That's right.
10:20It's important to believe in your efforts.
10:23Angelica can do it.
10:25I don't know, but I'll do my best!
10:27I'll show you the results of training.
10:45The 113th KO Tournament is about to begin!
10:53These are the players who have won the tournament.
10:57The tournament will be decided by this combination!
11:03The first match is Herman Miller vs. Geese Redirect.
11:07Geese is the sponsor of the tournament, Dragonaut.
11:12The second match is Angelica Dilmut vs. Doug Heap.
11:18The third match is Rick Gladiator vs. Serena Kane.
11:23I'm glad I didn't have to fight you.
11:25It's just dangerous to fight you.
11:30The fifth match is Donnie Fisher vs. Bloston Ashok.
11:34Boss!
11:36Mr. Bloston!
11:38Hey, don't use that weird color.
11:41I didn't do that.
11:43What do you think?
11:44I said I didn't do that!
11:46The eighth match is Eddie Grace vs. the absolute queen of the KO Tournament!
11:53The champion is Kelvin Urwulf!
11:58I wonder how I'm doing.
12:00No matter how I do, Kelvin will win in the end.
12:04That's all for the first match.
12:08We've received the results.
12:10Please take a look!
12:13I've noticed something.
12:14What is it?
12:16The combination of the tournament.
12:18Geese won't face Kelvin or Bloston until the finals.
12:23So that's how they're going to do it.
12:27It's already started.
12:30They're probably going to impress the audience with Geese's strength.
12:33They're going to use a snipe on someone with a high odds.
12:38Geese is going to lose on purpose.
12:41That means he's going to get a huge penalty.
12:44That's right.
12:45That's why you shouldn't be too strong.
12:48I'm going to win the second match.
12:51I'm going to destroy their plan.
12:54What were you going to do if you didn't make it to the finals?
13:03Right, Angelica?
13:07Of course I'm going to win!
13:09You didn't think about that?
13:14That's enough.
13:18Hey, you guys.
13:20You really came.
13:25I came to get the belt.
13:27I'm looking forward to it.
13:29Yes, I'll do my best.
13:31I'll see you in the semi-finals.
13:36You look like a challenger.
13:39Maybe.
13:42You remind me of that time.
13:45This is my gym.
13:48It's not big, but I'm one of the top four fighters in the Keno Tournament.
13:54Where is that top four fighter?
13:57I want to see what he's like.
14:01He's the best four fighter, Garon.
14:05Can I kill him?
14:07Hey, you can't kill him.
14:09Also, no weapons and armor.
14:12The last one standing wins.
14:16All right.
14:17Don't feel bad about getting hurt, Best Four.
14:25You can't beat Garon.
14:27But you're pretty good.
14:29Yeah.
14:30He's a real fighter.
14:32No one can beat him.
14:35If you train him, he'll be a great fighter.
14:41When I first lost,
14:43you changed.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Even if I lose to a strong opponent,
14:48I'll train and win.
14:51If I lose to a stronger opponent,
14:53I'll train again.
14:55This is the real fight I've been waiting for.
15:06Wh-Wh-Wh-What?
15:08It's the first time Kelvin has beaten the champion!
15:12He's too strong! He's too strong!
15:16The 107th new champion,
15:18Kelvin Urvolf, has been born!
15:26It's been six years.
15:31I'm fired up.
15:33The first match of the first round is about to begin.
15:37Helmon Miller versus Geese Rizalect.
15:40Here's the combat fight!
15:47So it's begun.
15:49What a joke.
15:56How annoying.
16:00Is that all he's got?
16:03As long as he doesn't get hit.
16:07What is this guy?
16:09It's not about endurance or defense.
16:13Yeah.
16:15This guy is a pain in the ass.
16:19Take this!
16:22Oh, he got hit.
16:29K-K.O.!
16:31It's a one-shot K.O.!
16:33The winner is Geese Rizalect!
16:37Shut up, you cowards.
16:41I can't believe there were so many fighters in the sponsor box!
16:45He's an incredible Dark Horse!
16:48He's really strong.
16:50But he's a strange guy.
16:52He has so much power and toughness,
16:54but his movements are like that of an amateur.
16:57It's strange,
16:59but it was a good match to impress the audience.
17:03Here goes!
17:12It's the last match of the first round.
17:15It's Eddie Grace versus the champion,
17:18Kelvin Ulvorf!
17:23Let's see what you've got.
17:25You're right.
17:27Here's the combat fight!
17:31Feint.
17:36His reaction is different from the others.
17:39It's not like he can read the opponent's movements.
17:41He knows what he's doing.
17:43He must have been trained to have a great sense of smell.
17:47That's why he's able to sense everything.
17:50All kinds of changes, like electric signals and adrenaline.
17:53If you want to call it a future sense of smell.
17:57He's strong.
17:59He's a great swordsman.
18:05He took a hit.
18:07Yeah.
18:09I felt like Kelvin was a little too cocky.
18:12No, he wasn't cocky.
18:15You hit him on purpose, didn't you?
18:17On purpose?
18:30It's a tie!
18:32There was a moment when he was a little cocky,
18:34but he's still strong!
18:36Kelvin Ulvorf!
18:39Damn it.
18:40I can't believe I let him win.
18:42Kelvin is too cocky.
18:45Everyone, look forward to tomorrow's second round!
18:52The second round is between Kelvin and Geese!
18:55Me too!
18:56Geese is so strong!
18:58It's finally time.
19:00Yeah.
19:01It's time to show the results of our training.
19:03Hello, Rick.
19:06Snape.
19:08Is this seat taken?
19:11Yes.
19:15You have a cute little girl with you, too.
19:18Pleased to meet you.
19:20Why is the old man acting so awkwardly?
19:25That's because he's an adult.
19:29Oh, I see.
19:31That must be tough.
19:33Well, well.
19:34Here we are.
19:36Can't we see it at the VIP seat?
19:40I'm sure you understand.
19:42It's a match between a brother and his fiancée.
19:45Don't you want to see it up close?
19:50I want to drink too much.
19:52Geese.
19:54Huh?
19:55Who the hell are you?
19:58I'm your opponent for today.
20:00Oh, so you're the human girl.
20:04You don't look good at the wedding,
20:06so Snape told you not to hurt your face.
20:10How long are you going to hold out?
20:13I'll show you the results of my hard work.
20:16Hard work?
20:18You're training like a fool.
20:22You're weaker than me,
20:25who's playing around with my dad's money.
20:28You're lying.
20:30You can't have that body without training.
20:33What's the point of telling such a lie?
20:36This is what happened to me when I was alive.
20:39You're a genius, aren't you?
20:42Just be quiet.
20:45I won't let you get away with this.
20:51I'm going to beat you up.
20:57The second match is about to begin.
20:59The first match is Geese Redirect versus Angelica Dilmout.
21:04Angelica!
21:06Let's start the combat fight!
21:09Here we go!
21:12I won't let you get away with this!
21:25I knew it.
21:27My attacks can't do any damage.
21:37Did you break the strengthening spell?
21:40What do you think you're doing?
21:43Here I go.
21:45Angelica, you can do it.
21:48Magical power!
21:52It's useless no matter what you do.
21:55Be careful!
21:56You should be quiet.
22:00Thread cut!
22:05All right!
22:10Who said...
22:12...I'm a loser?
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