Sainyaa Salman S01 E01 To 2
Sainyaa Salman S01 E01 To 2
Transcript
00:00You
00:30You
01:00Music
01:25Here it is, here it is.
01:27Sainya Salman's running shop
01:29which has all the things for the wedding
01:31Hey Sainya ji
01:39Yes, tell me, what do you want?
01:41Don't call me by my name
01:43I am Angoori
01:47Yes, I can see that
01:55I have not come to sleep
01:57I have come to wear bangles
01:59Oh yes, I am not sleeping
02:01I just insert the bangles
02:03Oh
02:05So I have also come to insert
02:07Please insert
02:09What are you holding?
02:11Bangles or a stick?
02:13Glass bangles
02:153 pieces, 2 sizes
02:173 pieces, 2 sizes
02:21This is very tight
02:23I will have to push it very hard
02:27Oh God!
02:29What if it breaks?
02:31Don't worry
02:33I am Sainya Salman
02:35I have full experience
02:37on how to insert
02:41By spitting
02:43By spitting?
02:45It will get dirty
02:47Then I will lick it and clean it
02:49No, no
02:51I don't want to get it inserted by spitting
02:53No problem
02:55I will apply oil and insert it
02:57No screaming, no pain
02:59It will just get stuck
03:01Oil?
03:03That is very smooth
03:05What if
03:07it slips and goes up?
03:09My bangles will get torn
03:11Don't worry Angoori
03:13I am not Sainya Salman
03:15I have full experience
03:17on how to insert
03:21Okay, fine
03:23Insert it
03:27Just
03:292 drops on the horse?
03:31Okay, on the horse
03:33On the horse?
03:35For what?
03:37Oh God!
03:39The oil is so smooth
03:41My tongue slipped
03:43Laughing
03:49Come, sit
03:59It is very tight
04:03I think the lock of this safe
04:05is not locked
04:07What Sainya ji?
04:09Are you making me wear bangles
04:11This is a lighter
04:13Don't talk about lighter
04:15Come, insert the lock
04:33Oh God!
04:35It has a small hole
04:41Sainya ji, you are very smart
04:43You licked it even after I told you not to
04:45Oh Angoori ji
04:47The real fun is
04:49in licking
04:57Sainya ji
04:59I will make you drink it
05:01Okay?
05:03It will just get stuck
05:05I will press it
05:07I will press it
05:09I will press it
05:11Like this
05:13I will press it
05:15Like this
05:17I will press it
05:19Like this
05:21I will press it
05:23Like this
05:25I will press it
05:27Like this
05:29Sainya ji
05:31It is very tight
05:33My hand is stiff
05:35Wow, Angoori ji
05:37You got a dozen bangles
05:39in one hand
05:41Yes, Sainya ji
05:43Insert a dozen bangles in the other hand
05:45But Angoori ji
05:47I don't have bangles of this size
05:49It's okay
05:51You can wear the bangles of the other hand
05:53One hand is of Bhataar
05:55The other hand is of Yaar
05:57You are right, Angoori ji
05:59Anyway,
06:01there are two styles
06:03One is of Yaar
06:05and the other is of Bhataar
06:07Oh yes
06:09Bhataar reminds me
06:11Bhataar has a knife
06:13in his hand
06:15But Yaar has a stick
06:17in his hand
06:19A stick?
06:21Show me
06:29Look at this
06:31There are three sizes
06:33Insert it here
06:35It will reach there
06:37I swear on Guru Salman
06:39It will be fun
06:41It will be fun?
06:43But what do you mean
06:45by 6 x 3?
06:47I mean
06:496 inches long
06:513 inches thick
06:553?
06:576 inches long
06:593 feet thick
07:013 feet thick
07:11It's okay
07:13Be careful
07:19Angoori ji
07:21This is not a knife
07:23This is a stick
07:25You don't insert it like this
07:27Then how do you insert it?
07:29This stick
07:31is inserted
07:33under the neem tree
07:35at the place
07:37where there is
07:39no other place
07:41other than this
07:43Okay
07:45So,
07:47the moonlit night is today
07:49And the neem tree is in the garden
07:51Okay
07:53Let's go
07:55Here you go
07:57What is the need of money?
08:01You can take my stick instead
08:03The price of the stick?
08:05Angoori ji
08:07The price of the stick is not important
08:09The price of the stick is important
08:11What did you say?
08:13Under the neem tree
08:15at midnight
08:17Okay
08:19Let's go
08:27Let's go
08:41Here it is
08:43Saiyaan Salman's
08:45walking shop
08:47It has all the accessories of Gauri
08:49It has a knife
08:51a stick
08:53and hair
08:55You are a good man
09:01You are a good man
09:07You are a saint
09:11You are a saint
09:17You are a saint
09:21So
09:25This is enough
09:27to drink
09:29all the juice
09:31of Angoori's pot
09:35But Saiyaan
09:37The one who has to work hard today
09:39make some arrangement
09:55Sigh
10:25One
10:27Two
10:29Three
10:35Four
10:37Five
10:39Six
10:41Seven
10:43Eight
10:45Nine
10:47Ten
10:49That's it
10:51Saiyaan
10:53This is enough
10:55to put my moustache
10:57on Angoori's face
10:59Sigh
11:21Saiyaan
11:23Where are you?
11:25I think he will spoil my program
11:27Saiyaan
11:29Open the gate
11:31I am sleeping
11:33We will meet tomorrow
11:35Come fast
11:37Saiyaan
11:39Come fast
11:41Make some arrangement
11:43Otherwise
11:45He is coming
11:53What's the matter?
11:55Are you here to sleep?
11:57Brother
11:59You look like
12:01someone
12:03is sleeping inside
12:05Don't talk nonsense
12:07Talk about work
12:09First tell me
12:11Powder
12:13Sand, Oil
12:15Who sleeps at night with all these things?
12:17Your mother is young
12:19Talk about work
12:21You are shivering
12:23As if someone is
12:25carrying you
12:27Saiyaan
12:29Vaishali's orchestra is here
12:31I won't go
12:33I am very tired
12:35Ok
12:37Go
12:39Sleep
12:41Let's go
12:53Night
12:55I will come
12:57I will touch you
12:59I will miss you
13:01I will come
13:03I will touch you
13:23ah
13:25ah
13:27ah
13:29ah
13:31ah
13:33let it be
13:35if he is not waking up, go get the hydraulic done
13:37go to the doctor and show him
13:39go to the doctor and show him
13:41seems like
13:43praveer brother's jcb hydraulic
13:45has broken
13:47wake up
13:49do you want me to cut your nose
13:51If you get up, you'll get Rabri to eat and I'll get Malai to lick.
13:55Get up, you rascal.
13:59Is this your weapon?
14:01And you're abusing your brother-in-law?
14:02No, no, Madhusiri.
14:05I'm talking to him.
14:08If this weapon is your brother-in-law, then what about me?
14:12What's wrong with you?
14:15Madhusiri.
14:16Madhusiri.
14:18Look, it's getting a little tight.
14:21When you go inside, it'll get tighter.
14:25Come on.
14:26Let it be.
14:28Let it be.
14:29All my youth has been spent in Kolkata's gold market.
14:34And after that, this dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.
14:39Do you want to enter my entrance?
14:43Before you enter my entrance, you'll be beaten up.
14:46Go and sleep there.
14:48Or you'll be punished for no reason.
14:52Get up.
14:54Get up, brother.
15:01That's why we keep doing our own hydraulic humping and jumping.
15:09That reminds me.
15:21Hmm.
15:23Hmm.
15:51Tch.
16:21Hmm.
16:51Ahh.
16:56Ahh.
17:00Ahh.
17:05Ahh.
17:06Sania ji.
17:08Will you please take that pad below?
17:11Oh, Anguri ji.
17:12It's like an elephant's teeth.
17:15It can eat or swallow...
17:17something else.
17:18Totka is put in the middle of both the legs and the stick comes in the wrist.
17:24Is that so?
17:26So the elephant's teeth are very sharp and pointed.
17:31Don't worry, dear.
17:33After all, I am Saiyya Salman.
17:35I have made all the arrangements.
17:47Look at this.
17:48This is oil.
17:50It will be smooth.
17:53And this Vaseline.
17:54It will be useful when you peel off the skin.
17:57And you have taken an antibiotic.
18:00Okay, fine.
18:02That means it won't tear or peel.
18:05It will just be fun.
18:07Then what is the oil for?
19:47Oh!
19:57Oh, dear!
20:00What happened, Gauri?
20:01Oh!
21:02Oh, dear!
21:16Oh, dear!
21:36Oh, dear!
21:56Oh, dear!
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22:36Oh, dear!
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26:17After that, everything will be fine.
26:19You will run away.
26:21And you will enjoy a lot.
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27:17Oh
27:47Now put it on.
27:49The fun in wearing a stick is not in wearing a bangle.
27:54And now you both have to put it on your feet as well.
27:58Come on, start.
28:01Oh God!
28:03I am a single cylinder and she is a four cylinder.
28:07I think she is going to destroy my hydrosil today.
28:11My hydrosil is going to be destroyed today.
28:17Oh God!
28:32Hey, Sahiyan.
28:34Hey, Sahiyan.
28:35Open the gate.
28:41Sahiyan.
28:42Wake up.
28:44Are you sleeping or still awake?
28:47Come on.
28:51I am feeling very bad.
28:52Sahiyan.
28:56I had told you earlier only.
28:58That you should be with a single cylinder.
28:59Hey, Sahiyan.
29:01But no.
29:03You are a single cylinder.
29:04Sahiyan, open the gate.
29:05Now suffer.
29:06I am coming.
29:07Why are you shouting?
29:13Hey, why are you walking so high?
29:18Hello.
29:28Hey, brother.
29:30I think you have been in so much pain all night.
29:33This is what you have to say.
29:35Go.
29:36I am going to have bath.
29:38And then I have to go to the village.
29:40I have come here to say my last night's charm.
29:45Hey, Veeru.
29:47Let it be.
29:51What did you say about Vaishali?
29:53You?
29:54No.
29:55Both of us.
29:56That too, together.
29:57She was looking so beautiful without any clothes.
30:00And Vaishali was so young.
30:04And the next time, she was even more beautiful than Nagpur's Patahar.
30:09And her waist...
30:11Her waist was like a mountain.
30:14And the depth of Vaishali's gutter was more like a gutter than Sundarbans' delta.
30:19To tell you the truth, she didn't leave anything empty.
30:21She filled up all the holes in the pot all night.
30:25Okay, tell me.
30:27What happened?
30:28How did you do it?
30:29But you have to pay the money and go for the wedding, right?
30:33It's okay.
30:35We will become rich in a day or two.
30:37Come on, tell me.
30:38It's not like that.
30:40The hot thing happens with cold beer and samosa.
30:43Then it will be fun.
30:45Do one thing.
30:47While returning from Vaishali's wedding, come to Chedinpur Bazaar.
30:52We will sit there and sing Vaishali's song.
30:55Okay?
30:56We will leave now.
30:57Let's go.
31:08If we hadn't gone to Mangudi yesterday,
31:11we would have celebrated Vaishali's wedding.
31:14And we would have contributed to fill up all the holes in the pot.
31:19But it's okay, Anguri.
31:21It's not less than Vaishali's pot.
31:24It's a four-cylinder pot.
31:34I have come. I have come.
31:36I have come. I have come.
31:37Sainya Salman's walking shop.
31:39In which there are all the things of Gauri.
31:42Bangles.
31:43Sticks.
31:44Hair.
31:45Ears.
31:46Nose.
31:47Earrings.
31:48Earrings.
31:49Everything.
31:50I have come. I have come.
31:51I have come. I have come.
31:52Sainya Salman's walking shop.
31:54Hello, Parvesh.
31:57Hello.
31:58But I don't recognize you.
32:00Who are you?
32:02How will you recognize me?
32:04I don't recognize men.
32:06I recognize the women of the village.
32:10Sainya Salman's walking shop.
32:13I see.
32:14So you are a walking shop.
32:16You are right, brother.
32:17But I am not just a walking shop.
32:19There is a lot more than that.
32:23What do you eat?
32:24Two in one.
32:25But I am ten in one.
32:28In whichever village I go,
32:30I tell you by smell.
32:32Who has planted a new rose in the house?
32:35Now look at yourself.
32:37As if by looking at Madhu Bhabhi's sad face,
32:39you could clearly tell.
32:41Madhu Bhabhi?
32:42That there is a secret disease in your secret leg.
32:47By looking at Madhu Bhabhi's sad face,
32:51you could clearly tell
32:53that your hydrocele won't get up.
32:59And if it gets up,
33:01it will be like a rotten rice.
33:03I mean,
33:04it will be like a rotten rice.
33:08Brother Salman.
33:09Sainya Salman.
33:10You are absolutely right.
33:13Brother,
33:14what is the solution to this?
33:16Isn't it?
33:17After all, I am Sainya Salman.
33:19I am the physician of every village.
33:21I have a remedy to make a strong oil.
33:24Strong oil?
33:26After applying this,
33:28your hydrocele will become very strong.
33:31And the front part of the person
33:33along with the front part of the person
33:35will also be healed.
33:39Brother,
33:40give me that oil.
33:42Actually, my boon
33:44is in danger.
33:46Salman,
33:47respect,
33:48self-respect,
33:49I have put everything at stake, brother.
33:51Everything will get up together.
33:53It will just cost a little.
33:56Then why are you taking tension?
33:57Brother,
33:58how much will it cost?
33:59It will cost Rs. 2499.
34:07Take this.
34:08It is Rs. 2500.
34:11Count it.
34:14Why are you standing, brother?
34:16Go.
34:17You won't get Rs. 1 back.
34:19After two days,
34:21I will give it to sister-in-law Madhu.
34:24Brother,
34:25who is asking for Rs. 1?
34:26You just do my work.
34:28I will leave now.
34:29Jai Ram Ji.
34:30Jai Ram Ji.
34:33He has come.
34:34He has come.
34:35Sainya Salman's walking shop has come.
34:38Sainya Salman's walking shop
34:41which has all the beauty of a girl.
34:44There is a knife,
34:46a stick,
34:47hair,
34:48earring,
34:50nose ring.
34:52Come. Come. Come.
34:54Come. Come.
34:55Hey, Sainya Ji.
35:05Tell me, Baby Ji.
35:06What do you want?
35:07Knife,
35:08stick,
35:09hair,
35:10snow powder
35:11or
35:12earring, underwear?
35:14Show me the knife.
35:16Knife?
35:17Baby Ji,
35:18the stick is expensive.
35:20It is made of Banaras.
35:23No.
35:24We only eat special betel leaves of Banaras.
35:26Do one thing.
35:27Show me the underwear.
35:30Which size?
35:32Size.
35:33Show me any size.
35:35I will adjust.
35:36It will tear.
35:37What?
35:39I mean
35:40the underwear will be a little up and down.
35:43The button of the underwear will break
35:45and it will tear.
35:47Okay.
35:48But we don't know the size.
35:50Don't worry.
35:51Don't worry.
35:52I am Sainya Salman.
35:54Now,
35:55remove the earring.
35:57Why?
35:58I will take the size.
36:00Will you touch me?
36:03No. No.
36:04I will feel shy.
36:05I will feel ticklish.
36:07Baby Ji,
36:08do you think I am so shameless?
36:11Don't worry.
36:12Just remove the earring.
36:14I will understand
36:15by clicking the photo
36:17with my eye camera.
36:18Okay.
36:20Click the photo.
36:29It's 32, Baby Ji.
36:3132 won't be small.
36:34What are you saying, Baby Ji?
36:36You think 32 is small?
36:39Do you want to make a football?
36:41No. No.
36:42Give me that.
36:49Give me that.
36:59Look at this, Baby Ji.
37:00It's a foam bra.
37:02You will look very clean.
37:04For whom?
37:10Look at this.
37:11It's an air conditioner underwear.
37:13There is a hole at the point.
37:15No matter how hot it is,
37:16it will give you the fun of AC.
37:19Okay. Give me that.
37:22Do you have any cream
37:24to make the black fair?
37:28What is this, Baby Ji?
37:30You are so fair from bottom to top.
37:34Even though my body is fair,
37:37the real thing is black.
37:39I have to make it so fair
37:41that it becomes pink.
37:44Isn't it, Baby Ji?
37:50Take this.
37:52Take it in your hand
37:54before going to bed at night.
37:56But don't rub it too much.
37:58Otherwise, it will get dirty.
38:00You are very fair.
38:03Yes, I am fair.
38:06Okay.
38:07How much did it cost?
38:10All three together
38:11cost Rs. 470, Baby Ji.
38:13Oh, my God!
38:14So much?
38:15You think it's more than Rs. 470?
38:18If you go to the market,
38:20you will get this foam bra for Rs. 200.
38:23And this air conditioner underwear
38:25will cost you Rs. 300.
38:27And this cream…
38:28Okay, okay, okay.
38:29Give it to me.
38:30Give it to me.
38:31I will get the money.
38:37Oh, here is your cream.
38:42Take this.
38:43Wait here.
38:44I will get the money.
38:45Okay?
38:46Okay.
38:47Okay?
38:48Okay.
38:50Baby Ji!
38:51Where are you going?
38:52My brother is here.
38:54That's why I came through the back door.
38:56Wait here.
38:57I will get the money.
38:59Okay?
39:00Okay.
39:02Oh, my God!
39:04She is the one from the back door.
39:08I think I will be able to do some work.
39:17Baby Ji!
39:19Oh, Baby Ji!
39:20Baby Ji!
39:21Why are you shouting?
39:25Sister-in-law, Namaste.
39:27Namaste, my dear.
39:28I don't want to take anything today.
39:34Oh, my God!
39:35Oh, my God!
39:36Oh, my God!
39:37Oh, my God!
39:38Oh, my God!
39:39Oh, my God!
39:40Oh, my God!
39:41Oh, my God!
39:42Oh, my God!
39:43Oh, my God!
39:44Oh, my God!
39:45Oh, my God!
39:46Oh, my God!
39:47Oh, my God!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:50Don't just stand and stare, dear.
39:52I am standing right here.
39:53Where is your sister-in-law?
39:58Sister-in-law?
40:00Who sister-in-law are you talking about?
40:02The one who comes through the back door.
40:06We don't have any sister-in-law.
40:08And we don't have any back door either.
40:13But we have a door in front, dear.
40:16Oh dear, I think I've been lured by this shiny thing.
40:29Never mind, apply my cream.
40:34But I don't want to suck the juice of your pink pimple.
40:40So my name is not Sainya Salman.
40:46Mr. Parvesh, I was going to your house to meet you.
40:52Leave all that. Just give me that oil.
40:55I've got a problem with my pride.
40:58Take the one from yesterday.
41:00I tried a remedy, but that also failed.
41:03I had a fight with your sister-in-law for tightening the screw.
41:07Last remedy?
41:10Tell me, what's the last remedy?
41:16Keep applying.
41:29What happened?
41:37This is very bad, Mr. Parvesh.
41:42Now I've understood.
41:44Whether a man's moustache is tight or not,
41:47but the moustache should be tight.