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00:00In a time when space divides, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Doc Dodgers of the twenty-four and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Doc Dodgers, he's fighting tyranny
00:43In the twenty-four and one-half century
01:14The war between Earth and Mars lasted more than two hundred years.
01:18But today, there is hope that this conflict could finally end.
01:23I am Susie Zloglas.
01:25I am Vlado Karbonite, live from the asteroid Neutralia,
01:28where the leaders of Earth and Mars have come to sign the peace treaty.
01:33The officials from all over the universe, including the president of the universe,
01:39with the first lady, Mrs. Universe, have come to witness this great event.
01:42Here is Captain Star Johnson, the secret agent of the stratosphere, Dr. Star Knows,
01:47with his brother, psychoanalyst, Dr. Psycho Knows, and other heads of state.
01:55And the representative of the angry red planet, the queen of tyranny from Mars.
02:00In support of the commander of the X-2, whose rise to power has recently shone a new bright star,
02:06the queen is a new secret agent for the peace treaty, General Z-9.
02:10Z-9 is not only the leader of the army of Mars and the author of the peace treaty,
02:14but also, according to the rumors, he is on his way to become a new queen's friend.
02:20You despicable, two-faced scoundrel!
02:25Your Majesty!
02:26You don't like him, do you?
02:28Oh, it's not like that, Your Majesty.
02:31I love him, in my own way.
02:35In a way I can't wait to scare him to death!
02:40Episode 2
02:45Where are the Nalivers?
02:49Frrkar, where are you?
03:00You're really not far, are you?
03:02You had to stop in the middle of the ocean.
03:04That's an open joke.
03:06Listen to me, son, and then I'll hit you with a hammer.
03:09That's a real blow.
03:11Maybe.
03:12You shouldn't have called the commander a banana-bearing Australian stupid-head.
03:27Frrkar, where did you get those cursed Nalivers?
03:30Here they are, Doctor.
03:32Run, boyar, run!
03:37Episode 3
03:39Here we are again.
03:41When they sign the agreement, we won't have many enemies left.
03:44There will be peace in the universe.
03:46Won't it be fantastic?
03:48Won't it be, um, won't it be beautiful?
03:51Probably.
03:52But if there is peace, Skreša will wake up for defense.
03:55There will be a refusal to reduce expenses.
03:57Oh, they're out of work.
03:59I'll kick their asses.
04:01They'll have to accept any poor official job.
04:07Check the exhaust fumes on the stickers.
04:11Watch out!
04:13A peaceful defeat could be a problem in a small black hole.
04:18Episode 4
04:36What did you say?
04:38What did you say?
04:39Do you want to stay in this country?
04:41Our people are freezing.
04:43No doubt, Frrkar.
04:45We've always been freezing.
04:48We've always been dreaming.
04:51I said freezing, you idiot!
04:54Where am I? I don't like it.
05:03Let's start signing.
05:11What?
05:16Episode 5
05:25Maybe I overdid it a bit.
05:34This is blood, shame.
05:37Of course you know that it means war.
05:41And where did I hear that before?
05:46I think we should continue fighting in space.
05:50He's always ready to go through the stars.
05:57What's wrong, you idiot?
05:59I hope he'll come back with a good reason.
06:02Star Johnson sent me to explore the gap between Earth and Mars.
06:06That Johnson always gets good tasks.
06:09In the meantime, the secret agent of our planet, Edo Metlic,
06:13is investigating what went wrong.
06:16I'll chase the pervert who's responsible for that fiasco,
06:19and he'll pay for it!
06:21The investigation is a secret.
06:23Edo Metlic was taken to Nostrilia 10.
06:29Then the locals managed to trace some traces.
06:32Which led us to the unexpected path we're on today.
06:36Open, Frrkar!
06:38Segert, start the engines!
06:40And blow us up!
06:42But why, Captain?
06:44We know you're inside!
06:46I'm afraid I'll leave you without a job.
06:48I'll sabotage you!
06:52Sabotage me?
06:53Save me, Segert!
06:54Is this your duty as a subordinate in a spaceship?
07:01Oh, no!
07:09Don't worry, Frrkar, boss.
07:11I won't make any mistakes.
07:13I'm sure he'll look through my fingers.
07:17You're a friend.
07:22Really?
07:23Don't worry.
07:24I'll keep my mouth shut.
07:33Well, Frrkar, I accuse you of...
07:35He did it!
07:39Take him away.
07:41Thank you for holding my rod!
07:44Beautiful!
07:46I knew I'd forgotten something!
07:48Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
07:57Peace in the court!
08:00The Space Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:05The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:09The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:12The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:20What are you doing?
08:22You're wrong!
08:23You're really wrong!
08:25I'm asking for your forgiveness and a word of advice!
08:30I admit it!
08:36I admit it!
08:37I tried to seduce that pig.
08:40Did he listen to me?
08:41No, because he's a hard-headed pig.
08:44Oh, yes, my dears.
08:46That pig went to get the ingredients for his basement.
08:50And then...
08:52That pig stayed at home!
08:54And cooked food!
08:56Every evening, that pig ate...
08:59Schnitzel with mashed potatoes!
09:01Chocolate pudding!
09:02And corn flakes!
09:04Did that pig have a daily exercise to burn calories?
09:07No.
09:08That pig didn't.
09:10And now he's begging for mercy?
09:13Well, I order that that pig
09:16can carry his weight in his basement!
09:28Thank you for the excellent defense, boss!
09:31Defense?
09:32Exactly!
09:33Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
09:37Come on, Frrk!
09:39She's such a dynamic person
09:41who can save the world from defeat!
09:45My queen,
09:46Star Johnson has arrived from Earth.
09:48Your Majesty,
09:50I'm here to negotiate peace.
09:53All right.
09:54But not with you, Johnson.
09:56We'll negotiate only with her.
09:59Welcome back, Frrk.
10:08Welcome to the exiled colony
10:10of Wong Ton-O-Gwan-O-Bay!
10:13No!
10:14Get to know your new enemy,
10:16the destroyer Andromeda!
10:18Oh, little pig, little pig!
10:22Finally, I've got you!
10:26That's the end of the story!
10:45Since the preparers left,
10:47I feel absolutely free!
10:50Excellent news, Frrk!
10:51You got a miss!
10:53Because of a few days of mediation
10:55and because of your recent
10:57incredible speech in court,
10:59you've been promoted to the rank of
11:01the back-up admiral!
11:03Ha-ha!
11:04A higher salary,
11:05more personal assistance,
11:07and a crazy costume with a funny face!
11:09Your promotion required
11:11a top-notch Mars combination
11:13for the general Z-9.
11:18I'm so glad
11:20that I'll be working with you, Frrk.
11:22Me too, Your Majesty.
11:24See you tomorrow on Mars,
11:26when we'll sign a peace treaty
11:28between our two worlds.
11:30I thought it was a star, Joyce!
11:32General Z-9 is asking for you, Frrk.
11:34See you tomorrow, Admiral.
11:36Best regards.
11:38You too.
11:40These are the codes of the Earth's
11:41Satellite Defense Shield.
11:43You'll find them on Mars
11:44only after the treaty is signed.
11:47The fate of the world is in your hands.
11:50Your faith in me gives me strength.
12:00Hi, Putin's Agency.
12:02Give me a map of your next flight
12:04to Alpha Centauri.
12:06Just one direction.
12:14What's that?
12:16A video message for the advisor?
12:19The interplanetary campaign is going according to plan.
12:22That Earthling is an imbecile
12:25who will sell his planet to me.
12:28When I capture the Queen of Mars,
12:31both worlds will soon be ours.
12:34That's right, Saturn.
12:36Z-9 is a traitor.
12:43What's this?
12:45The Earthling played a spy?
12:50That's not fair, Johnson.
12:52We'll have to come up with a special card.
13:16Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:18Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:20Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:39Where's my hat?
13:45Where's my hat?
13:55What's going on?
13:57What's going on?
14:09Hello?
14:11Hello?
14:13What's going on?
14:23Help me, please, Doctor.
14:25I can't sleep.
14:27I've been watching the 350-year-old
14:29Sabrina Teenager News reprise all night.
14:32I can't stop worrying about what to do.
14:36Do you know why you're angry?
14:39No, I mean Sabrina.
14:41I bumped into Melissa John-Hart.
14:43She's angry with herself.
14:45That's a little strange.
14:49We're going to connect our thoughts
14:51with this device.
14:53I'll try to find out who's bothering you.
15:05Girls?
15:07Women?
15:08Children?
15:09Melissa John-Hart?
15:14Am I stupid?
15:16I betrayed my best friend
15:18and now she's paying for my crime.
15:20Cats?
15:21Stasis?
15:22Men?
15:23Girls?
15:24Girls?
15:25Girls?
15:26Girls?
15:27Girls again?
15:29I know what your problem is.
15:31I know, I need a girlfriend.
15:33Besides, you won't enjoy your new life
15:36until you help your best friend.
15:38Your best friend?
15:39Do you know what that old man is talking about?
15:42I don't know, old man.
15:49Look at that little pig.
15:53Where's that drink, you little pig?
15:59100 years from now.
16:01Not tomorrow.
16:02I'll eat toast.
16:03Fried toast.
16:04I'll drink toast.
16:05I'll drink toast.
16:06I'll drink vodka.
16:07I'll drink vodka.
16:08I'll drink vodka.
16:09I'll drink vodka.
16:10And salt.
16:11Come on, come on, let's eat.
16:14jas...
16:15jesins?
16:20The pig's not ramen, old man.
16:23He's lost his mind.
16:25You didn't want peace.
16:27This agreement was just make-believe.
16:29And it's a make-believe.
16:32And when I get my plans blocked from working,
16:35The power of the universe will conquer the Earth.
16:38The Queen won't give it to you.
16:40The Queen will do everything I say.
16:42Or she won't be the Queen for long.
16:47To conclude, you're a self-maniacal bipolar narcissist
16:52and a pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies.
16:55Tell me the truth, Doctor. I can help you.
16:57But there's still hope to cure you.
16:59I'll try a controversial form of shock therapy
17:01that the Galactic Food and Drug Administration hasn't approved yet.
17:06Hey, I think I've got it.
17:09I want to be able to live with myself forever.
17:12I have to save my best friend from the whole galaxy.
17:18Him.
17:25Did you hear that?
17:28I'll follow you if you don't want to live.
17:32Your Majesty, to arms!
17:34In great danger!
17:41Commander, I'm afraid you've become a burden to us.
17:44Atomicize him.
17:48It's not true!
17:56General, I order you to explain to me right away
17:59what's going on here.
18:02I don't think you'll order me around anymore,
18:05Your Majesty.
18:29I have to go.
18:48Watch out.
18:49I've only been admiral for two days
18:51and look what happened to my ship!
18:54Hey, Samuel!
18:56Grab a me car
19:26I
19:56I
20:26You