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00:00:00Here's to ending world hunger.
00:00:28You with me?
00:00:29As you know, my corporation, the Brand Corporation, has pharmaceuticals, weapons systems, microchip
00:00:45technology, fossil fuels, and now your scientific marvel.
00:00:49Mr. Brand, the Food and Drug Administration hasn't approved...
00:00:51I'm anxious to get this breakthrough product to the people, Dr. Cochran.
00:00:54Let's you and I make the world healthier, stronger, let's stop famine and all that.
00:00:58It would be a shame to hold up this discovery when we can help so many by slightly bending
00:01:05the rules.
00:01:06And if there's a little profit for me and the Nobel Prize for you, so much the better.
00:01:29Do you know where milk comes from, boys and girls?
00:01:37That's right.
00:01:39But where does the best milk come from?
00:01:43Brand Corporation cows.
00:01:46Now we're doing everything we can to bring the very best of nutrition and good taste
00:01:52to you.
00:01:53Safe, healthy, reliable milk.
00:01:58Brand milk.
00:01:59Ask mom for it by name.
00:02:23Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:02:53Ah
00:03:23Give me the ball back, give me it, give me the ball, mom he won't give it back, it's
00:03:48my ball.
00:03:50No I'm not, I'm the oldest so I'm in charge.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Okay.
00:03:56Okay.
00:04:20No.
00:04:21No.
00:04:49Where are you going to find this guy.
00:05:09Hey buddy.
00:05:13You got change for a dollar?
00:05:18My mom would kill me if I didn't call her on Mother's Day.
00:05:23Bon appétit!
00:05:34Happy Mother's Day, Peter. How's my boy?
00:05:37Fantastic, if I do say so myself.
00:05:40Hey, Mom, happy Mother's Day.
00:05:42Happy Mother's Day. I got your card.
00:05:45You should have let me take you and Mom out tonight.
00:05:48You shouldn't be cooking on Mother's Day.
00:05:50Oh, Hal, this is one of the busiest days of the year.
00:05:54We can't just drop everything and go gallivanting around.
00:05:59Guys, we're old.
00:06:02It's a lot easier to add one more ticket to the wheel
00:06:05than it is to get all dolled up and go painting the town.
00:06:11Congratulate me, Dad.
00:06:13Okay, congratulations. What'd you do?
00:06:15Oh, can't tell. Top secret?
00:06:17Get out of here. I'm your father.
00:06:20Oh, can't tell. How's business?
00:06:24Well, I can't tell you. Top secret.
00:06:27Come on.
00:06:28You might be with the IRS.
00:06:29And you might be with the FDA.
00:06:31Yeah, I might be with the FDA.
00:06:33You might be with the IRS.
00:06:35Top secret.
00:06:36Come on.
00:06:37You might be with the IRS.
00:06:38And you might be with the FDA.
00:06:40Yeah, food and drug pencil necks giving you grief?
00:06:44What they don't know can't hurt me.
00:06:45Well, let's just say you can put your son up there
00:06:47with Jonas Salk and Albert Schweitzer.
00:06:49I'm not talking Nobel Prize.
00:06:50Nobel Prize.
00:06:51And we're not letting government pencil neck geeks squash
00:06:53good old American ingenuity.
00:06:54Attaway, boy.
00:06:55Sometimes you gotta take the bull by the horn.
00:06:57Yes, you show them who's boss.
00:06:59Be the exception to the rule.
00:07:01Put your head down and charge the end zone.
00:07:04Whoa!
00:07:05Whoo-hoo!
00:07:06Whoa!
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:08Drama guard science.
00:07:14What the hell?
00:07:35Ha!
00:07:38Ha!
00:07:39Ha!
00:07:40Oh!
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43Hey, what the?
00:07:44Whoa!
00:07:45No!
00:08:04♪♪
00:08:14♪♪
00:08:26Peter, I'm coming, hang on!
00:08:30Mom, what did I do?
00:08:32What did I do?
00:08:34Mom!
00:08:44Arlene, get the cuffs!
00:09:00Hey, hey, hey, man.
00:09:02Sit tight, it's cool.
00:09:06My old lady does the same thing sometimes.
00:09:09That's just the way they are.
00:09:17Just a sec, let me get a shot of him.
00:09:20Peter?
00:09:24Hey, man, I gotta get him to the hospital, you mind?
00:09:26Oh, yeah, thanks, I got it.
00:09:30Hank, get a shot while I talk to her.
00:09:32Not of the purp, Lori, lady's got rights.
00:09:36Jeez, look at her sweat.
00:09:38I heard an egg on her face, not her milk.
00:09:40Oh, it's the station.
00:09:42Maybe it's another murder.
00:09:44You know, we had a carpool sometime.
00:09:47What a world.
00:09:49I'd think twice about bringing a kid into it.
00:09:51I have.
00:09:53Guess this lady has also.
00:10:00How hot is hot?
00:10:02Watch out, we may have to find out soon.
00:10:04Another torture for y'all.
00:10:30In an ironic twist,
00:10:32these mothers were only spared
00:10:34the tragic fate of their children
00:10:36by tending to the family's needs
00:10:38and being selfless caregivers.
00:10:40In an ironic twist,
00:10:42these mothers were only spared
00:10:44the tragic fate of their children
00:10:46by tending to the family's needs
00:10:48and being selfless caregivers.
00:10:50by tending to the family's needs
00:10:52and being selfless caregivers.
00:11:20Lori, come in.
00:11:22It's been a long time.
00:11:24Yeah, long time.
00:11:26It's been about nine months.
00:11:28What's up?
00:11:32Baking.
00:11:34I thought you didn't like things
00:11:36that grow and rise.
00:11:38And I thought we settled that.
00:11:40Don't worry. Daddy?
00:11:42Don't call me that.
00:11:44What, pop? Puppy?
00:11:46No, no, this is a business call.
00:11:48We stopped by the lab.
00:11:50You were at the lab?
00:11:52What were you doing at the lab?
00:11:54Were you filming at the lab?
00:11:56You can't come in here and start filming.
00:11:58We call public relations.
00:12:00I'm not discussing any of this research.
00:12:02Research? What research?
00:12:04What are you doing here?
00:12:06We're here to talk to you about last night.
00:12:08Dr. Cochran, could you please tell us
00:12:10what was it like to be attacked by your mother,
00:12:12to be the intended victim of a murder?
00:12:18Oh, it was a heart-wrenching experience.
00:12:20I've always been such a good boy.
00:12:22Oh, the horror!
00:12:24The horror of it all!
00:12:26That'll do it for you.
00:12:28Will that do it?
00:12:30I can do it again. I can cry on cue.
00:12:32Oh, you've been so cooperative, as usual.
00:12:34My pleasure.
00:12:38You did seem a little defensive a moment ago.
00:12:40Did you think I was here about something else?
00:12:44If you'll excuse me, I'll get back to my baking.
00:12:48Dr. Cochran,
00:12:50do you have a new experiment
00:12:52that you'd like to share with us?
00:13:02It's been such a pleasure
00:13:04to chat with you.
00:13:06Illuminating.
00:13:08And on a personal note,
00:13:10a reminder.
00:13:12Good riddance to bad rubbish.
00:13:14Glory.
00:13:18Glory.
00:13:48You wanted this woman
00:13:50for your mother-in-law.
00:13:52That's over.
00:13:54Sweetheart, judging from what he left behind,
00:13:56it ain't over.
00:13:58Would you please look at this?
00:14:00Now Hank remembered something
00:14:02from our Doctors 2 Devil series.
00:14:04We did the whole segment on Peter.
00:14:06On Dr. Cochran?
00:14:08Okay.
00:14:10Now you see the sweat on his mom?
00:14:12Right? Now look at this.
00:14:14Here he's trying to create this whole new
00:14:16strain of cows that produces more milk.
00:14:18Bovine growth hormone.
00:14:20It's old news, Laurie.
00:14:22It's FDA approved on the market for a while.
00:14:24Do you want to look at this?
00:14:26Okay, look at her.
00:14:28This is Laurie Shallot here
00:14:30with noted genetic engineer Dr. Peter Cochran.
00:14:32Dr. Cochran.
00:14:34Yeah, I'd forgotten how thin you were.
00:14:36You look good.
00:14:38No, not me, the cow.
00:14:40Would you please look at the cow?
00:14:42Now tell me that is not the exact same
00:14:44animal which produces more milk
00:14:46yet requires less food.
00:14:50Okay, what else?
00:14:52Alright, so listen to this.
00:14:54So genetic engineering,
00:14:56that has frightening implications.
00:14:58Once you start playing God with animals,
00:15:00what's to stop you from doing so with humans?
00:15:02Well, it's not legal.
00:15:04See, I'm telling you, Gordon,
00:15:06he's running experiments on his mother.
00:15:08Mr. Gordon, sorry to interrupt.
00:15:10On tonight's lineup, if we tease them
00:15:12with a nursery murder and show it last...
00:15:14Does the Brand Corporation have plans in this area?
00:15:18Hey, Michael's the head of Brand Corporation.
00:15:20Are you doing a story on...
00:15:22Do you think I could have just a little chat with him?
00:15:24I'd like to ask a couple questions
00:15:26about Dr. Peter Cochran's research.
00:15:28Guess that's up to Mr. Gordon.
00:15:30He's the boss.
00:15:32Whatever the lady wants, now scram.
00:15:37So what do you say, boss? Can I run with this?
00:15:39Look, if this is between you and some playboy
00:15:41who put a bun in your oven...
00:15:43It's strictly professional.
00:15:45Go on.
00:15:47Lori,
00:15:49if this guy is doing genetic hoo-hahs on his mother,
00:15:51then he's got a problem upstairs,
00:15:53so when you follow him, keep safe.
00:15:55Keep safe.
00:16:25Ah!
00:16:27Uh, stay. Stay.
00:16:29Very good cow.
00:16:31Stay.
00:16:49Mom?
00:16:55Ah!
00:17:17Hey, buddy.
00:17:19Hey, doc.
00:17:21How's it going?
00:17:23See you in a bit.
00:17:25Okay.
00:17:31We did it! We got a breakthrough!
00:17:33I have to go tell Dr. Cochran.
00:17:35Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:17:49Dr. Cochran!
00:17:53We need to talk.
00:17:55Yes, I know. Something's going on.
00:17:57I found another calf today. Trampled.
00:17:59That's 17 in a week.
00:18:01Now, don't worry about the calf.
00:18:03Do you know a reporter named Lori Shallon?
00:18:05Oh, yes. We're acquainted.
00:18:07Well, my nephew, Tyler,
00:18:09is the assistant manager of the news station
00:18:11that she works for,
00:18:13and he said that she wants to talk to me
00:18:15about your research.
00:18:17Hey!
00:18:19Daisy, keep the noise down.
00:18:21Daisy, keep the noise down.
00:18:23I don't want to be the news.
00:18:25I want to make the news.
00:18:27Do something about Miss Shallot.
00:18:29I'll deal with her.
00:18:31We can't allow leaks.
00:18:33Don't worry. I'll plug this crack before it leaks.
00:18:47See you.
00:18:49Great going on that breakthrough.
00:18:51Good for you guys.
00:18:53What breakthrough?
00:18:55The pregnant lady said you guys discovered something.
00:18:57Take it easy.
00:19:07Fabulous. Thank you.
00:19:09See you next time.
00:19:19♪
00:19:49Hi, Mom. It's me.
00:19:51Are you there?
00:19:53Pick up. Pick up.
00:19:55Mom!
00:19:57Thank you. Are you there?
00:19:59Hello?
00:20:03I just got your present.
00:20:05Thank you.
00:20:07Perfect.
00:20:09I'm in need of some comfort food.
00:20:11I'm in need of some comfort food.
00:20:13I'm in need of some comfort food.
00:20:15I'm in need of some comfort food.
00:20:17I'm making grabby spice cake.
00:20:19I'll catch you later.
00:20:43Drop by for a chat.
00:20:45Get out of here.
00:20:47I heard you.
00:20:49We're here to plug the leak.
00:20:51Open the door, Lori. Let's reminisce.
00:20:53Forget it, Buster. You're finished.
00:20:55We can talk civilly.
00:20:57I'm not talking to a psycho.
00:20:59I know all about your experiments.
00:21:01I don't know what you think you know, Lori.
00:21:03I put two and two together.
00:21:05What twos?
00:21:07The cows and your mom.
00:21:09What happened?
00:21:11Did you get bored experimenting with cows?
00:21:13Your mom doesn't mind being a guinea pig?
00:21:15I am not experimenting on Mother.
00:21:17Really? What about this embarrassing
00:21:19side effect they both have? The perspiration
00:21:21problem? The white sweat?
00:21:23My mom sweats more.
00:21:25I'm so sorry. How very rude of me.
00:21:27I should never have mentioned it.
00:21:29Milky sweat?
00:21:31And Mom's violent behavior? Is that another
00:21:33side effect? Quiet, please!
00:21:35Because you're her son.
00:21:37That's enough to make any mother a sociopath.
00:21:39Most mothers love their children.
00:21:41Like my mother loves me.
00:21:43Just today, she sent me a mixer as a present.
00:21:45All the murders?
00:21:47All the murders?
00:21:49Give it up, Dr. Frankenstein.
00:21:51She sent you a mixer?
00:21:53Yes, she did, because she loves me.
00:21:55Lori!
00:21:57What are you saying?
00:21:59Lori, the mixer!
00:22:01Stop! Get off of me!
00:22:03Stop!
00:22:05Get off of me!
00:22:07Stop!
00:22:09Stop!
00:22:21It's not me.
00:22:23It's your mom. Dispassionate.
00:22:25Unbiased. Objective.
00:22:27You know, something like a news reporter.
00:22:29You see, don't you?
00:22:31You see it, but you just won't admit it.
00:22:33Well, honey?
00:22:35Don't call me honey.
00:22:37Sweetie pie?
00:22:39They don't make them like this at the factory.
00:22:41Your mother rigged it. Open your eyes.
00:22:43All the murders, the jails full of mothers.
00:22:45It's true. I've been covering nothing but the murders of children.
00:22:47Exactly.
00:22:49Lori, you're a reporter.
00:22:51You've got to get the truth to the people.
00:22:53I just don't understand why or how.
00:22:57Well, I don't know.
00:22:59Maybe it's a virus or something.
00:23:01You did something, didn't you?
00:23:03Peter.
00:23:05What?
00:23:07I know you.
00:23:09And I heard you talking to Mr. Grant.
00:23:11You've got something you don't want me to know about.
00:23:13What is it?
00:23:15Did you release something in the water supply?
00:23:17Some germ spore?
00:23:19Some experiment before it was ready?
00:23:21What did you do to those mothers?
00:23:23I didn't do anything!
00:23:25Lori,
00:23:27I don't know any more about this than you do.
00:23:29My mother attacked me.
00:23:31Your mom attacked you.
00:23:33Who knows why?
00:23:35All I know for certain is that mothers are going berserk
00:23:37and killing their children.
00:23:39Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you?
00:23:41Say anything?
00:23:43No, you don't even need to say anything.
00:23:45I have nothing against you being a mother.
00:23:47You just wish it wouldn't happen.
00:23:49Yeah, that's right. I wish it wouldn't happen.
00:23:51You know what? I don't need to hear this.
00:23:53Because we were pretty damn great together.
00:23:55Well, I thought we were pretty good together, too.
00:23:57I loved you.
00:23:59I loved you, too.
00:24:01Well, then drop it.
00:24:03Fine. I didn't want to talk about it in the first place.
00:24:05Well, bring it up every time we talk.
00:24:07We don't talk.
00:24:09Because you have no say in my life.
00:24:11And I don't want a say in your life.
00:24:13Go ahead and be a mother. See if I care.
00:24:15When the wind blows
00:24:19On the treetop
00:24:25When the wind blows
00:24:29The cradle will rock
00:24:35When the bough breaks
00:24:39The cradle will fall
00:24:41And down will come
00:24:45The cradle
00:24:51It's BSE all over again.
00:24:53Bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
00:24:55Mad cow disease.
00:24:57Mother, that's so sweet of you.
00:25:01You sure you won't have any?
00:25:03If mothers are killing their kids, the public needs to know.
00:25:05No, it would be the joke of the airwaves.
00:25:07You've got to recall all of it.
00:25:09It would be the joke of the airwaves.
00:25:11You've got to recall all of the cows.
00:25:21You can't defame an institution like motherhood.
00:25:23It's taboo.
00:25:27Our records show that you are the one
00:25:29who released the cows
00:25:31before they were released by the FDA.
00:25:35Isn't this fun?
00:25:37It's the last sacred cow.
00:25:39Since when does the media care about sacred cows?
00:25:41It's murder itself.
00:25:43Gordon's going to be all over it.
00:25:45He'll die laughing.
00:25:47Oh, shit.
00:25:51Don't tell me.
00:25:53His mother.
00:25:55My God, is he...
00:25:57You're in charge, Wagner.
00:25:59And we've got a KMOB exclusive.
00:26:02Yum, yum, me.
00:26:04Yum, yum, you.
00:26:06Mommy loves it, too.
00:26:08Salty, true, and delicious.
00:26:10It's the perfect...
00:26:12Meatloaf?
00:26:14Oh, if I get a CIS math term,
00:26:16then I can make the football team.
00:26:18Can I play football, Daddy?
00:26:20So what position are you going to play?
00:26:22We interrupt this program
00:26:24for a special news bulletin...
00:26:26Shh, just a second, kids.
00:26:28KMOB News has discovered the cause
00:26:30of the recent killings
00:26:32that have plagued local communities.
00:26:34Investigations reveal that mothers
00:26:36are the prime suspects.
00:26:38Scientists believe that mothers are undergoing
00:26:40a physiological and psychological metamorphosis
00:26:42which manifests itself
00:26:44as violent and irrational behavior.
00:26:46The cause of this
00:26:48is currently under investigation.
00:26:50Mothers should be considered extremely dangerous.
00:26:52Tune in to KMOB News at 7
00:26:54for a special report.
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00:27:16The menace of the mothers is daunting.
00:27:18It's the biggest challenge
00:27:20we have had in decades.
00:27:22Our mission is Operation Roundup.
00:27:24No task
00:27:26is beyond the capabilities
00:27:28of this army,
00:27:30of this great country.
00:27:32We have the will, the skill,
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00:29:10This is what I'm talking about.
00:29:12I don't know where she keeps
00:29:14the Hankys, my nose is rubber.
00:29:16Look at this. I'm almost out of butter.
00:29:18What am I supposed to do? I don't know how to cook.
00:29:20I don't know what to order from the suppliers,
00:29:22how to clean the grill, and the house,
00:29:25I can't even tell you about that.
00:29:26Look, this was my favorite sweater.
00:29:29I put it in the machine, I pushed the buttons,
00:29:32and it came out like this.
00:29:34My God, I can't do without Mom.
00:29:36We'll hire someone to give you a hand until she comes back.
00:29:38We were barely making ends meet,
00:29:40as it wasn't how I'm supposed to hire somebody to cook,
00:29:43to waitress, and to clean.
00:29:45I can't afford it, I need her back.
00:29:48Oh, give this to the guy in booth two,
00:29:51and this is for the kid.
00:29:58Ew, I want my sandwich toasted.
00:30:03Mommy made it.
00:30:03Mommy's not here.
00:30:06Now, could you please get me some warm milk
00:30:08and put it in this bottle for me?
00:30:10No, you shouldn't have milk.
00:30:10No, but that's what they eat, isn't it?
00:30:14Maybe you should try some baby formula.
00:30:17I don't know anything about this.
00:30:20I don't know anything about this.
00:30:22She used to just take the baby and put it to her breast
00:30:24and that was that, but now you're telling me
00:30:26I gotta go out and I gotta buy something?
00:30:29I can't afford another mouth to feed.
00:30:31See, it's not just me, we're lost.
00:30:36I haven't slept, and if I take these kids
00:30:39to work with me one more time, they're gonna fire me.
00:30:42We're in a crisis.
00:30:43I don't know what to do.
00:30:44The economy will crash.
00:30:45I'm not in my league here.
00:30:47I'm out in the wilderness and I got no survival skills.
00:30:49Civilization will fall apart.
00:30:51Help me.
00:30:52You're a scientist, Peter.
00:30:55Do something.
00:30:55Save me.
00:30:56We need the mother's back.
00:30:57Save me!
00:31:00♪♪♪
00:31:14Hit me, Dr. Cochran!
00:31:17Our profits have taken a nosedive.
00:31:19And why?
00:31:20Because our main consumer force,
00:31:21the people that populate the malls and the stores,
00:31:22the people who buy more than any other,
00:31:24the mothers are gone!
00:31:26And it's all because of you.
00:31:27I tried to talk to you about it.
00:31:28You and your milk!
00:31:29My God, we need our mothers back.
00:31:31I can find the cure.
00:31:31I'm going to have to recall all those cows.
00:31:33What are we gonna do?
00:31:34Where are we gonna get our mothers back?
00:31:35Just send me up to the lab.
00:31:36I'll find you a cure.
00:31:37I told you you're not gonna take the fall for this.
00:31:39You are gonna fry.
00:31:40I'll find the cure.
00:31:41What I do, you can sell it.
00:31:43Maternal Organic Operating Dysfunction Syndrome,
00:31:47or M.O.O.D.S., is a grave threat to our society.
00:31:51And while the government is busy searching for a solution,
00:31:56we here at the Brand Corporation feel that
00:31:58we cannot sit idly by in this time of crisis.
00:32:02And so, in the interest of all humanity,
00:32:05as well as in that entrepreneurial spirit
00:32:07that has made our country great,
00:32:09the Brand Corporation is forming a research team
00:32:12to fight this deadly disease.
00:32:15And Dr. Peter Cochran will spearhead
00:32:17the search for a cure for M.O.O.D.S.
00:32:21We all look forward to his success
00:32:23and to the return of our mothers
00:32:28to their place in society.
00:32:29Thank you.
00:32:30Thank you.
00:32:31Thank you.
00:32:32Peter, this is Dr. Melvin Trevers.
00:32:34He'll assist you in finding the cure.
00:32:36I appreciate the offer, and I'm sure you'll be happy to take it.
00:32:39I appreciate the offer, and I'm sure you're well-qualified,
00:32:40Dr. Trevers, however...
00:32:41Melvin.
00:32:43And I am.
00:32:44Melvin's very well-qualified,
00:32:46and he's been with Brand Research for years.
00:32:48Oh?
00:32:49What area of research?
00:32:52It's classified.
00:32:54Yes, we all have our secrets, don't we?
00:32:57Personally, I would like to know the man
00:33:00who wins the Nobel Prize for curing M.O.O.D.S.
00:33:03Who cares about the schmuck that caused it, eh?
00:33:06Hadn't we better phase out the cows?
00:33:08We wouldn't have to remove the cows publicly,
00:33:10just replace the dangerous ones with safe cows.
00:33:13Just because a company wants to cure cancer
00:33:15doesn't mean it wants to stop selling cigarettes.
00:33:17Do you follow me?
00:33:19Just find the cure.
00:33:36It's in the test.
00:33:38What is it?
00:33:40It's a sci-fi movie.
00:33:41A film that uses the effects of an angle from a smartphone.
00:33:45With the camera in the center,
00:33:46you can see what's going on.
00:33:48And it doesn't have to be CGI.
00:33:50You can picture a schedule,
00:33:51you can imagine the situation as well,
00:33:52and it'll make the whole picture a lot easier.
00:33:54Maybe we should first do the test.
00:33:56Yeah, I'm gonna do the test.
00:33:57I'm a big fan.
00:33:58And we can remember how that was.
00:34:00I should probably swap out my laptop,
00:34:02and then record the whole thing.
00:34:03Yellow?
00:34:05Oh, hi.
00:34:07It's for me.
00:34:10Thanks.
00:34:17We're not getting anywhere.
00:34:19I would tell you, sir, really, we're going in circles.
00:34:22No, I...
00:34:24I think he's doing his best.
00:34:26His best is good.
00:34:28I've been doing a little side work,
00:34:30analyzing his original formula that changed the cows.
00:34:33It's brilliant.
00:34:35Yes.
00:34:40Right.
00:34:42No, it should be soon.
00:34:44He wants this as much as you do.
00:34:46The second there's any breakthrough, I...
00:34:49You'll be the only one.
00:34:51Mum's the word.
00:34:53Ah!
00:34:55Ah!
00:34:57Ah!
00:34:59Help! Peter!
00:35:02The table!
00:35:04Where is it? Where is it?
00:35:06Guard!
00:35:08Ah!
00:35:16Jesus Christ, Mum!
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:20Oh, I'm sorry, son.
00:35:22Mum?
00:35:24Can you ever forgive me?
00:35:26Mum, you're back.
00:35:28We did it!
00:35:31Mum?
00:35:33Mum?
00:35:35Mum!
00:35:37Ah!
00:35:39Hang her away!
00:35:41Hang her away!
00:35:43Ah!
00:35:52What happened?
00:35:54I wonder if there was something in the tranquilizer.
00:35:56You gave her that?
00:35:58That's...
00:36:01This isn't the tranquilizer.
00:36:03This is your original formula that changed the cows.
00:36:05Double negative.
00:36:07That's it.
00:36:09That's it.
00:36:11Dr. Cotwell, please report to building six.
00:36:13Unidentified mother detained.
00:36:15Unidentified mother detained.
00:36:21Laurie.
00:36:23Found this one out by the front gate, sir.
00:36:25Someone must have dropped her off.
00:36:28No, I drove here.
00:36:30She says she knows you.
00:36:32Undo the cuffs. I do know her.
00:36:34Laurie, you're not...
00:36:36No, I came by here to drop these things off for my mother.
00:36:38We're going to have to confiscate those weapons, sir.
00:36:40Listen, I'll make sure your mother gets these.
00:36:42Those weapons will be a danger to the other detainees, sir.
00:36:44These mothers are fine around anyone except their own children.
00:36:46Who knows what it is?
00:36:49Pheromones, auras.
00:36:51But they only attack their own kids.
00:36:53But they only attack their own kids.
00:36:55Are you starting to get the picture?
00:36:57What are you doing back there?
00:36:59We have a lot of keys, sir.
00:37:01Peter, did you know that my mother was transferred here?
00:37:03Yeah, I arranged that.
00:37:05It's the best camp.
00:37:08All the best mothers are here.
00:37:10She's your responsibility now, sir.
00:37:12Look, Peter, I know that we hate each other and all.
00:37:14I don't hate you.
00:37:16Okay, fine, but there's burnt water
00:37:18or bridges under the dam or something.
00:37:20Anyway...
00:37:26The fact is, you saved my life the other night
00:37:28in the camp.
00:37:31You saved my life.
00:37:33You saved my life.
00:37:35You saved my life.
00:37:37You saved my life.
00:37:39You saved my life.
00:37:41You saved my life the other night in the kitchen.
00:37:45If it hadn't been for you, I would be dead.
00:38:00Laurie, this whole thing,
00:38:02the mothers, the murders...
00:38:07Man!
00:38:09Sitting there watching them, those mothers.
00:38:11It just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
00:38:13Later, Melvin.
00:38:15Bob!
00:38:17What are you, crazy?
00:38:20Call the guards to have this thing plucked
00:38:22so she doesn't snuff it when it's born.
00:38:24Melvin, Laurie's a guest.
00:38:26No, he's right.
00:38:28Sorry.
00:38:30Oh, Laurie, he didn't mean it.
00:38:32No, no, he's right.
00:38:34Look, I'm going to be locked up in here.
00:38:36I'm going to be just a big fat...
00:38:39I'm going to be just a big fat mother.
00:38:41I won't even be a reporter anymore.
00:38:43I don't want to kill my baby.
00:38:45Peter, what am I going to do?
00:38:47I can't do this.
00:38:49I can't be a mother.
00:38:51No, no, no, don't worry.
00:38:54I had a breakthrough.
00:38:56You're going to be a wonderful mother.
00:38:58What?
00:39:00Now it sounds like you've completely turned around.
00:39:02I mean, now you're excited about it
00:39:04and I'm so scared about being a mother.
00:39:06A whole lot's changed.
00:39:11The whole world has changed.
00:39:16You know something? I've changed.
00:39:18Wait a second.
00:39:20Did you just say you had a breakthrough about moods?
00:39:23Well, yes.
00:39:25Matter of fact, we're doing a definitive test tomorrow on a mother.
00:39:27You know, I think we've found the cure.
00:39:29I just have to fiddle with the dosage a little bit.
00:39:31I wish I could be there so much.
00:39:34I mean, I'm just...
00:39:36I just want you to have just a little bit of hope.
00:39:40Well,
00:39:42let's do it upright.
00:39:44You bring me Hank by tomorrow.
00:39:46A KMOB exclusive.
00:39:48Really?
00:39:50Yeah. We'll give the whole world some hope.
00:39:56This nation has suffered a blow,
00:39:58but Americans do well when challenged.
00:40:00Time for dinner.
00:40:03All across this wonderful nation,
00:40:05women and children
00:40:07are making the most of what this great land
00:40:09still has to offer without mothers.
00:40:12People are working to deal
00:40:14with the new obstacles in their lives.
00:40:16Don't get any ideas, Martha.
00:40:18Henry, it's just the numbers...
00:40:20Shut up, Martha!
00:40:22Shut up!
00:40:25Home service markets are thriving.
00:40:30Daycare centers are popping up everywhere.
00:40:32Unemployment has taken a nosedive.
00:40:34The restaurant business is booming.
00:40:36Our best scientific minds
00:40:38are working to reunite us someday.
00:40:40Progress is being made.
00:40:42But until that day
00:40:44when a cure is found,
00:40:46let's keep working
00:40:49for the prosperity of a new tomorrow.
00:40:51Ha, ha, ha!
00:40:53Ha, ha, ha!
00:40:55Ha, ha, ha!
00:40:57Ha, ha, ha!
00:40:59Ha, ha, ha!
00:41:01Ha, ha, ha!
00:41:31Hi, Dad.
00:41:33Gee, business looks pretty good.
00:41:35Booming. Absolutely booming.
00:41:37Never been better.
00:41:39Changed the sign, I see.
00:41:42Got to go with the flow.
00:41:44And, uh...
00:41:46Glass of milk?
00:41:48No, you shouldn't be serving...
00:41:50Tea. Tea would be fine.
00:41:52Gee! Arlene!
00:41:54Arlene!
00:41:56Arlene!
00:41:58Arlene!
00:42:00Arlene!
00:42:04One tea on the house.
00:42:06Ha, ha, ha!
00:42:08Okay, boss.
00:42:10So, my boy,
00:42:12what brings you out here home cooking?
00:42:14No, Dad.
00:42:16I've been working on something.
00:42:19I wonder if you're gonna be free tomorrow.
00:42:21I'd like you to be there when I test it.
00:42:23Test?
00:42:25What's my boy got cooking now?
00:42:27The cure.
00:42:30Hey, hey!
00:42:32What have you been working on?
00:42:34Cancer? Diabetes?
00:42:36Baldness? Whatever it is,
00:42:38your old man could use it.
00:42:40Ha, ha, ha!
00:42:42Ha, ha, ha!
00:42:44Moods.
00:42:46What do you mean, moods?
00:42:49The mother's. The cure.
00:42:51I found it.
00:42:53I'm doing a definitive test tomorrow.
00:42:55I'd like you to be there.
00:42:57You're testing on a mother?
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:01On Mom.
00:43:11Very interesting.
00:43:13A cure.
00:43:15I'm very pleased.
00:43:17And a test tomorrow.
00:43:20You'll do me a favor
00:43:22and see to it that the test fails.
00:43:24Excuse me?
00:43:26You don't have a problem with that, do you, Melvin?
00:43:28Otherwise, I'm afraid the world
00:43:30will sadly find out about your research
00:43:32of a few years back,
00:43:34and I don't think I could protect you
00:43:36from the angry moths.
00:43:38Mr. Brandt, you know that I'm on your team,
00:43:40but I thought you wanted the cure.
00:43:43Oh, I do.
00:43:45It's very important that we have a cure.
00:43:47It's equally important that it doesn't last.
00:43:49Brandt Corporation has found the cure.
00:43:51Brandt Corporation will sell the cure.
00:43:53And that's why I want a temporary cure.
00:43:55One that requires upkeep.
00:43:57One that needs daily dosages.
00:43:59One that we can sell...
00:44:01forever.
00:44:07Mom, can you hear me?
00:44:10Tomorrow's the big day,
00:44:12and don't you worry about the test.
00:44:14It'll go perfectly.
00:44:16I know it will.
00:44:18Everyone's got their hopes pinned on this.
00:44:26If this works,
00:44:28it will relieve the fears of a lot of people.
00:44:33With this cure,
00:44:35lives can go back to the way they were before.
00:44:37I'm sure of it.
00:44:39I'm sure of it.
00:44:41I'm sure of it.
00:44:43I'm sure of it.
00:44:45I'm sure of it.
00:44:48Society can get back to normal.
00:44:54Families reunited.
00:45:00Loved ones together again.
00:45:11It's been kind of a trying time for me, Mom.
00:45:14I didn't mean for things to get out of hand.
00:45:21I'm trying to make up for that mistake.
00:45:26But I really did a bad thing, Mom.
00:45:31Really bad.
00:45:38I'm sorry.
00:45:44Do you think that you can forgive me?
00:45:46Shit!
00:45:48Guess not.
00:45:55It's 8.30. They're supposed to be here any second now.
00:45:57What do you mean, supposed to be here any second now?
00:45:59They're right here. Turn around.
00:46:01Not them. I've got reporters coming from KMOB.
00:46:03Reporters? Are you crazy? Mr. Blades...
00:46:06Hey, it's okay. I'll take care of it. It'll be fine.
00:46:10I'm sorry.
00:46:13I wonder what you're going to be doing here now.
00:46:15They called us in here.
00:46:17Thank you for coming.
00:46:19Today you'll witness the first definitive test
00:46:21of the cure for moods on an affected mother.
00:46:25In vial A, we have maternal hormones.
00:46:27These are the hormones produced by women who are our mothers.
00:46:29In vial B, the environmental agents.
00:46:33It is a combination of these two elements
00:46:36which produces the third compound.
00:46:38It affects the brain in ways we don't know.
00:46:40It affects the brain in ways we are all too familiar with.
00:46:42We have produced a substance
00:46:44which prevents this combination.
00:46:46It blocks contact.
00:46:48Thus preventing the formation
00:46:50of the third deadly compound.
00:46:52Dr. Cochran,
00:46:54if I drank
00:46:56the contents of vial A,
00:46:59the maternal hormone,
00:47:01would they interact with the elements
00:47:03of the environment
00:47:05and turn me into
00:47:07a murdering mother?
00:47:09I think if maternal hormones
00:47:12were in your body,
00:47:14even if they're artificially,
00:47:16they would mix with the environmental agents
00:47:18and create the same
00:47:20psychotic behavior we are witnessing
00:47:22in these mothers.
00:47:24Please proceed.
00:47:39You'll do me a favor
00:47:41and see to it that the test fails.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:40What in heaven's name do you think you're up to, young man?
00:48:44Fine things I get for years of slaving.
00:48:46If there's ever anything I can do for you,
00:48:50don't hesitate to call.
00:48:52God strike me dead if I deserve this.
00:48:55Now I can have my baby.
00:48:57I found the cure.
00:48:58Thank you.
00:49:00Does your father know what you've done with this?
00:49:02Does he know what you're doing to me?
00:49:04What's going on here?
00:49:05We did it. We saved the world.
00:49:07What's that camera doing here?
00:49:09I didn't approve this.
00:49:10Dr. Cochran.
00:49:12Now I can have a baby.
00:49:14Go on with your life, Mr. Bigshot.
00:49:17Who am I?
00:49:18Give me that tape.
00:49:19This is the news.
00:49:20The one who washed countless sheets.
00:49:22I'm so happy.
00:49:23When you wet the bed for years.
00:49:25Give me that tape.
00:49:27Just the one who carried you for nine months in my womb.
00:49:30Sick to my stomach.
00:49:32Give me the tape.
00:49:34You want to fight me for it?
00:49:36I'll get that on video.
00:49:37I'm not supposed to be cured.
00:49:39Degradation.
00:49:41Give me the tape, Mr. Bigshot.
00:49:43Let me speak to Mr. Wagner, please.
00:50:08Yes, this is his uncle.
00:50:12Hello.
00:50:14Paige Laurie Shallott.
00:50:18Good.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:23It's quite a relief, huh?
00:50:26What do you mean? The test failing?
00:50:31The silence.
00:50:35Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:50:37Quite a relief.
00:50:39Hank, that's my page.
00:50:40We have to get back to the studio.
00:50:42You're sure I can't persuade you to give me that tape?
00:50:52Jeez, I thought we had it.
00:50:55Yes, well.
00:50:58Life's full of surprises.
00:51:11Eight alleged mothers were captured this morning near an elementary school.
00:51:16They protested that they work at the school cafeteria,
00:51:19but authorities detained them after a child said he didn't recognize the women.
00:51:24And in other news,
00:51:26family members of several male transvestites interred in our relocation centers
00:51:31came before Congress today.
00:51:33Claiming that these transvestites were not a danger to society,
00:51:38the families passionately lobbied the Senate for their release.
00:51:42Senator White chided the relatives of the transvestites.
00:51:45For the security of the nation, we must be overly cautious.
00:51:50So be warned, if you dress like a mother and act like a mother,
00:51:56you will be treated like a mother.
00:52:01I can't believe Wagner sent us on this.
00:52:03I mean, anyone could have covered this.
00:52:05We've got to get that tape back to the studio.
00:52:07Yeah, Wagner's got power problems.
00:52:10He's a real pain in the ass.
00:52:12How do I look?
00:52:14Do I look really fat?
00:52:17You look...
00:52:19You look great.
00:52:22But I'm framed above anything our audience might find offensive.
00:52:26What would I do without Yank?
00:52:29Okay, ready?
00:52:32I'm standing at the site of the latest in a growing number of attacks against mothers-to-be.
00:52:37Here in this quiet neighborhood in a home for pregnant teens,
00:52:41seven young women were burned to death this afternoon.
00:52:44Their crime? Pregnancy.
00:52:48Hank! Watch out! Gun! Gun!
00:52:51Hank! Oh, my God!
00:52:53Hank, get up! Are you all right?
00:52:55Help me! Somebody help me!
00:52:57Help! Get this thing off of him!
00:52:59Oh, my God! Help me! Somebody help!
00:53:02Peter, it's me. Hank is dead.
00:53:05Are you all right?
00:53:07No, and now I'm being pulled over.
00:53:10What's happening?
00:53:14Laurie! Laurie, talk to me!
00:53:17Get out of the car!
00:53:19Now! Put your hands where I can see them!
00:53:22Get your hands up! Turn around!
00:53:25Laurie, I can hear you!
00:53:27Drop the gun! Drop the gun, or I'll blow your goddamn head off!
00:53:31Can you hear me?
00:53:33Back away from the gun! Back away!
00:53:36Officer! Shut up!
00:53:38Get up against the car! Get your ass up against the car!
00:53:41Suspect gets a profile. Female called kill.
00:53:47Come on. Down here.
00:53:49Peter! Officer, hold on!
00:53:51Excuse me, sir.
00:53:53Excuse me, sir. This is official business.
00:53:55She's a cop. She's got no tags.
00:53:57I'll take care of it. I'll handle it.
00:53:59Shut up!
00:54:00Are you an acquaintance with this mother?
00:54:02I'm the father. I'll take it from here.
00:54:04No license, no tags. It's better off with us.
00:54:07We'll let you know if the baby's a boy.
00:54:09No, Peter. Shut up!
00:54:12Listen, I'm a physician.
00:54:14I'd like to see to the delivery myself.
00:54:17What I'm concerned about is the baby.
00:54:20The baby boy.
00:54:23I think it's best left to us, sir.
00:54:25No, let me take care of him. You don't mind, do you?
00:54:28And, um, if I have any disposal problems later,
00:54:32can I contact you?
00:54:40Just give us a ring.
00:54:43Hey!
00:54:49Congratulations on your boy.
00:54:51Congratulations on your boy.
00:55:10Lori! Are you all right?
00:55:12Where's the tape that was in Hank's camera?
00:55:14I checked downstairs. They've got the camera.
00:55:16They've never even seen the tape.
00:55:18It's too dangerous for you out there.
00:55:21The mood's cure.
00:55:23Hank taped it, and now it's gone.
00:55:25I'm sending you on maternity leave for your own protection.
00:55:28You just sent me to cover a story
00:55:30about pregnant women that get murdered.
00:55:32You can't worry about my protection now.
00:55:34I didn't know that was going to happen.
00:55:35You didn't know what was going to happen?
00:55:37Hank's mother would be there.
00:55:39I just paged you.
00:55:43You set us up.
00:55:45I didn't set you up.
00:55:48Who told you to page us?
00:55:50All right, you have a choice.
00:55:51Either maternity leave or being fired.
00:55:53You murdered Hank.
00:55:55Okay, you're fired.
00:55:57Relax, honey. It's just moods.
00:55:58No, it's not moods.
00:56:00Why is it whenever a woman's upset, men think it's moods?
00:56:09Hi.
00:56:19Lori, are you okay?
00:56:21We gotta talk.
00:56:26Peter, somebody doesn't want your cure to be made public.
00:56:28Lori?
00:56:29No, no, listen to me.
00:56:30Okay, first, Brand wants our tape, but we say no.
00:56:32Next thing you know, his dickhead nephew,
00:56:34he pages us for this assignment,
00:56:36and Hank's mother just happens to be there, armed and waiting.
00:56:39Hank is killed, and I'm locked up.
00:56:42They intend for me to disappear.
00:56:44But you, thank you very much, you get me out.
00:56:46Meanwhile, the tape of the cure disappears.
00:56:48It vanishes without a trace.
00:56:50No one's even heard of it.
00:56:51They don't even know the cure exists.
00:56:53See, I think that Brand has decided
00:56:55that life without mothers isn't so bad.
00:56:57Lori, it's...
00:56:58No, Peter, I'm telling you, he doesn't want the cure.
00:57:01Great story idea, Lori, but number one, the cure didn't work.
00:57:04Well, it did work.
00:57:05Number two, I'm seeing Mr. Brand tomorrow.
00:57:07You're afraid he wants to suppress the cure.
00:57:09Right.
00:57:10I'm afraid he wants to distribute it
00:57:11before it's adequately tested.
00:57:13That's his history.
00:57:16And if they're not wanting the mothers back,
00:57:18well, nobody feels that way.
00:57:22We are all aware of the danger,
00:57:26and no one disputes the need
00:57:29to separate these mothers from their children.
00:57:33But such grave attacks on the civil liberties
00:57:37of any member of society
00:57:40threatens all of society.
00:57:44Congresswoman Levitz,
00:57:45I have but one simple question to ask,
00:57:48and all it requires is a simple yes-or-no answer.
00:57:51Yes, Senator McDonald.
00:57:55Are you now,
00:57:57or have you ever been...
00:58:01a mother?
00:58:04I don't want you
00:58:09I'm a duck in someone else's door
00:58:13I was waffling, but now I'm sure
00:58:17Don't want you around here
00:58:23See that?
00:58:24The world has changed.
00:58:25Non-brotherhood is something to be proud of.
00:58:27No, Lori, you've had a horrible, horrible day.
00:58:29Sometimes we tend to blow things out of proportion
00:58:31when times get tough.
00:58:33What will you have?
00:58:34I'd like a hot tea, please.
00:58:38Sorry, bud, she has to go.
00:58:40Excuse me?
00:58:41Mothers, we don't serve them.
00:58:43Are you crazy?
00:58:44It's policy.
00:58:46She's disturbing the customers.
00:58:48That's ridiculous.
00:58:49I'm not disturbing anybody.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51I don't want to look at this.
00:58:52Hey, get away from her.
00:58:54Hey.
00:58:55Get him.
00:58:56Get him.
00:58:57Get him.
00:58:58Get him.
00:58:59Get him.
00:59:00Mother, stay out of here.
00:59:08Jeez.
00:59:13You sick?
00:59:14No, it was a kick.
00:59:33I felt it.
00:59:37I felt it.
00:59:40I don't want to take my hand off you.
00:59:43I don't want you to.
01:00:07Home, home on the range
01:00:17Where the deer and the antelope play
01:00:26Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
01:00:34And the skies are not cloudy
01:00:38No, the skies are not cloudy
01:00:42Oh, the skies are not cloudy all day
01:01:04Oh, the skies are not cloudy
01:01:14Oh, the skies are not cloudy
01:01:24Oh, the skies are not cloudy
01:01:34Oh, the skies are not cloudy
01:01:42Peter.
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44Oh, God.
01:01:45Oh, are you okay?
01:01:46Hi.
01:01:47What are you looking for?
01:01:48The vial of maternal hormones from the demo yesterday.
01:01:50It's missing.
01:01:55Oh, Miss Shallot.
01:01:57Nice to see you.
01:01:59Would you excuse us, please?
01:02:00Melvin, have you seen the vial of maternal hormones?
01:02:02It's missing.
01:02:03Mr. Brandt, when do you plan to distribute the cure?
01:02:05Miss Shallot, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:02:07That's a good question.
01:02:08When do you plan to distribute the cure?
01:02:10I'm putting Melvin in charge of the testing.
01:02:12Melvin, will you bring the notebooks on the cure to my office tonight?
01:02:15Certainly.
01:02:16Are you going to distribute the cure?
01:02:17Well, of course.
01:02:18But when?
01:02:19Well, let's see.
01:02:20First, we have to test for long-term effects,
01:02:22and then there's approval by the Food and Drug Administration.
01:02:25How long till the mothers get the cure?
01:02:27After that, there are patents to be searched,
01:02:29and there have been manufacturers and distributors in 15, 20 years.
01:02:35I want you to say it to her, or her, or her.
01:02:40Say it to my mom.
01:02:42I'll say it to my mother.
01:02:45Peter, don't you realize what these women have done?
01:02:51Why, they're more destructive than illegal aliens.
01:02:54They've hogged countless jobs, and what's more,
01:02:57they've done it for no wages, none.
01:03:01How do you run an economy when people don't get paid?
01:03:06They screw us.
01:03:08You are insane.
01:03:10If you don't distribute the cure...
01:03:11Then we will.
01:03:14I think not.
01:03:17Come on, get in.
01:03:19Go.
01:03:20Get in.
01:03:22Faster.
01:03:23No, Peter, one more.
01:03:24Thanks, Melvin.
01:03:25Don't forget to come by my place tonight with the notebooks.
01:03:28Open the door.
01:03:29What's he got on you?
01:03:32What was your mistake?
01:03:33It wasn't my fault.
01:03:34The ozone aids?
01:03:35What was it?
01:03:36I didn't mean to.
01:03:38Yeah, neither did I.
01:03:39I caused Muthu that damn milk.
01:03:41You caused Muthu?
01:03:42I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:03:43God damn it.
01:03:45I don't know whether to help you or let her kill you.
01:03:48Boy, I'm trying to do right.
01:03:49Really.
01:03:51No, we've just got to hurry.
01:03:53Oh!
01:04:00We've got to get these mothers out of the camps.
01:04:04What would your mamas say?
01:04:07Back off.
01:04:23You bastard.
01:04:24You could have killed us in there.
01:04:27Well, you started it.
01:04:28Oh, stop it.
01:04:29Did not.
01:04:30Did too.
01:04:31Did not.
01:04:32Did too.
01:04:33Did not.
01:04:34Did too.
01:04:36Save the world.
01:04:37Okay.
01:04:58Lori, Melvin, start.
01:04:59I'm not talking to you.
01:05:00Listen, I know you're mad because I caused Muthu.
01:05:02I'm really sorry.
01:05:03But we've got work to do.
01:05:04So start packing the office and lab,
01:05:05and I'll be back in an hour.
01:05:06Well, where are you going?
01:05:10Dad.
01:05:13You look...
01:05:16Your hair.
01:05:17Yeah, it looks great, doesn't it?
01:05:19Hey, just in time for dinner.
01:05:21I've got to talk to you, Dad.
01:05:23Need money?
01:05:24No problem.
01:05:26They're trying to stop the cure from getting out.
01:05:28We've got to take it underground,
01:05:29and we've got to leave tonight.
01:05:31We'll swing by the lab, pick up Mom, and head north.
01:05:35I'm not going.
01:05:38What do you mean?
01:05:39We've got to get that cure to those mothers,
01:05:41or they'll never get out of those camps.
01:05:43We've got to fight back.
01:05:45He's not going, Peter.
01:05:48This is between me and my father.
01:05:50And Darlene.
01:05:52We're going.
01:05:53You, me, Mom.
01:05:54Hey, things have changed.
01:05:55Yeah, I see changes.
01:05:56Ridiculous changes.
01:05:58Ridiculous, huh?
01:06:00Ridiculous, huh?
01:06:01You think it's ridiculous?
01:06:02I'll tell you ridiculous.
01:06:03How about 45 years as a white mouse in a stained apron?
01:06:07Now, that's ridiculous.
01:06:09Well, I'm sure you and Mom can figure something out.
01:06:11Don't you understand?
01:06:12Your father doesn't want your mother.
01:06:19Give me that.
01:06:22You have a wife.
01:06:23My mother.
01:06:24You all want to forget about that.
01:06:26But I'm not going to let you forget.
01:06:29I'm going to cure them.
01:06:31Those women are going to come back here and they're going to be pissed off.
01:06:44If there's ever anything I can do for you,
01:06:50don't hesitate to call.
01:06:59Mr. Brand, please.
01:07:02It's Peter's father.
01:07:04Peter just left here and I think he has some crazy idea about releasing the mothers.
01:07:17I'm glad you called.
01:07:21I understand you and Peter had a little quarrel.
01:07:27Yeah, we had words.
01:07:29Yeah, he got real worked up.
01:07:39Milk?
01:07:40Oh, no thanks.
01:07:43Well, don't worry about Peter.
01:07:47Hey, look at that.
01:07:50Appendix.
01:07:52You ever have yours on?
01:07:53No, no, no.
01:07:54Never went bad.
01:07:55No, no, neither did this one, but hey, it's got no function.
01:07:59It's no use to modern man.
01:08:01Why hang on to it?
01:08:03Sentimental reasons?
01:08:05Nostalgia?
01:08:06Habit?
01:08:08Slice out the obsolete, I say.
01:08:13Don't worry about your son.
01:08:15Things have a way of working themselves out.
01:08:20Have some milk.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:30If I drank the contents of Vial A, the maternal hormone,
01:08:34would they interact with the elements of the environment and turn me into a murdering mother?
01:08:56Don't want to lose him.
01:09:05What's this?
01:09:07A little souvenir.
01:09:26I've got to go help Lori at the office.
01:09:28Will you fill a hypo full of the cure and just leave it right down here?
01:09:31I'm going to inject mom before we leave.
01:09:33I can cure her right now if you want.
01:09:35Well, I think we ought to wait.
01:09:37Less noise, you know what I mean?
01:09:39Gotcha.
01:09:40So, I'll bring your mom and Lori's here.
01:09:44And then I'll take care of my mom.
01:09:46Sounds good, Melvin. Thanks.
01:09:56Just for you, Mrs. Cochran.
01:10:02Melvin's getting our moms.
01:10:05Ralph.
01:10:10Violence is bad.
01:10:11You're always trying to be a bad guy.
01:10:15You're a bad boy.
01:10:16You're bad.
01:10:17Yeah, bad.
01:10:18No, I'm not.
01:10:19No, you're a bad boy.
01:10:20You're a bad boy.
01:10:21I never said that.
01:10:22That's not true.
01:10:23No, no.
01:10:25No.
01:10:26You said, you said.
01:10:27You said.
01:10:28Why did you say that?
01:10:29You said.
01:10:31I said.
01:10:32...
01:10:58Laurie.
01:11:02I can't undo what's already been done,
01:11:03but I can work to make things better.
01:11:05Cure the mothers and get them out of the camps.
01:11:09I'd like to do this with you.
01:11:13I mean, you caused this.
01:11:15Lori, it's all right.
01:11:31It's all right, isn't it?
01:11:38Oh!
01:11:39What is it?
01:11:40Oh, Peter.
01:11:41Peter, it's time.
01:11:42Sorry, Mrs. Cochran.
01:11:43I'm gonna go get Mrs. Shallot, and I'll be right back.
01:11:51Don't go anywhere.
01:11:52Hey.
01:11:53A little tranquilizer will take care of my mama.
01:11:54Oh, come on.
01:11:55Oh, Peter!
01:11:56Oh, no!
01:11:57You got the wrong one.
01:11:58Oh, no!
01:11:59Oh, no!
01:12:00Oh, no!
01:12:01Oh, no!
01:12:02Oh, no!
01:12:03Oh, no!
01:12:04Oh, no!
01:12:05Oh, no!
01:12:06Oh, no!
01:12:07Oh, no!
01:12:08Oh, no!
01:12:09Oh, no!
01:12:10Oh, no!
01:12:11Oh, no!
01:12:12Oh, no!
01:12:13Oh, no!
01:12:14Oh, no!
01:12:15Oh, no!
01:12:16Oh, no!
01:12:17Oh, no!
01:12:18Oh, no!
01:12:19Oh, no!
01:12:20Oh, no!
01:12:21Oh, no!
01:12:22Oh, no!
01:12:23Okay, okay.
01:12:24Okay, okay, okay.
01:12:25You have to call the hospital.
01:12:26No, no, don't go!
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:28Oh, please.
01:12:29No, ow, ow, go, go!
01:12:30Hurry, call the hospital.
01:12:31Ow!
01:12:32Oof!
01:12:33Oof!
01:12:34Damn.
01:12:35This is stupid.
01:12:36What do I do, put Mom to sleep, and then carry her?
01:12:37No.
01:12:38No.
01:12:39Cure.
01:12:55Out with the tranquilizer, in with the cure.
01:13:05Maternity?
01:13:06What?
01:13:07Okay, okay, then. Paternity, then. Go ahead.
01:13:11All right. Here we go.
01:13:14Ladies first.
01:13:16You just gotta swing by and pick up my mom, okay?
01:13:19Okay. Yeah, good girl.
01:13:24Here we go.
01:13:26I'm just gonna put you right here, Mrs. Shalit.
01:13:29Okay.
01:13:33Evening, ladies.
01:13:35Ouch. Oh, dear.
01:13:38No, that won't be necessary. It's fine.
01:13:40She's not dangerous. It's...
01:13:44Bingo.
01:13:45No, I don't need that kind of protection.
01:13:49And that's time.
01:13:53Listen...
01:14:05Ouch.
01:14:18Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow!
01:14:20Peter!
01:14:26Oh, Peter.
01:14:28Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow!
01:14:31Peter.
01:14:32I couldn't get through.
01:14:33I can't do this.
01:14:34Let's put the power lines down a little bit.
01:14:40Why, thank you, hon.
01:14:43You all know mothers only attack their own kids, right?
01:14:46Oh, ow.
01:14:51Mom?
01:15:05Damn.
01:15:11I thought we had this cured down.
01:15:22That must be Melvin.
01:15:23Melvin, we're back here.
01:15:25Wait right there.
01:15:28Hold on, Mom.
01:15:30I... I know you're mad.
01:15:33Ow, ow.
01:15:35Don't.
01:15:39I can tell.
01:15:40And you have every reason to be.
01:15:43I've been a bad boy.
01:15:45A bad boy.
01:15:46Ow, ow, ow.
01:15:48Just stop.
01:15:49Okay, Mom?
01:15:52Don't do this, Mom.
01:15:54Mom?
01:15:55Peter!
01:15:57Stop right there, Mom.
01:15:59Mom, the baby's coming.
01:16:00Mom?
01:16:01The baby's coming.
01:16:02Peter?
01:16:03Mom?
01:16:05Mom!
01:16:06Ow, ow, ow.
01:16:08God.
01:16:16Oh, buddy.
01:16:17Oh, ow.
01:16:27Oh, my God.
01:16:28The baby's coming.
01:16:32The baby's coming.
01:16:39Oh, God.
01:16:40Oh, Peter.
01:16:41Oh, oh.
01:16:43Oh, God.
01:16:45Oh, Peter.
01:16:52Mom!
01:16:53No.
01:16:54Ow, God.
01:16:56Oh, my...
01:16:58Graham?
01:17:01No.
01:17:02Graham, no.
01:17:03Graham.
01:17:05Graham.
01:17:06No.
01:17:07Graham!
01:17:08Ah!
01:17:27Oh, my God.
01:17:53Oh, my God.
01:17:57Oh, my God.
01:18:18Oh, God.
01:18:19I thought you were dead.
01:18:20Peter.
01:18:25Are you okay?
01:18:27Yes.
01:18:28What did you do with it?
01:18:29I didn't know what else to do.
01:18:31What?
01:18:35The toilet.
01:18:50Hey, it's locked.
01:18:51Knock.
01:18:56Knock.
01:19:22How are you feeling?
01:19:23Good.
01:19:25Close that little door.
01:19:34She has her father's eyes.
01:19:41Lori?
01:19:42Lori, are you all right?
01:19:45Where's my mother?
01:19:48She'll be okay.
01:19:50Oh, wait.
01:19:51And me, too.
01:19:53Hello, sweetheart.
01:19:55You betcha, darling.
01:19:57Oh, you betcha.
01:19:59Oh, son.
01:20:01Oh, boy.
01:20:03Oh, my.
01:20:08I've got to go to the lab.
01:20:09I'll be right back.
01:20:11Peter.
01:20:12Maybe someone or something will judge you.
01:20:16Maybe the good will outweigh the bad.
01:20:19I can't tell.
01:20:21But I'm not going to judge.
01:20:36Hi.
01:20:37Hi.
01:20:38How are you?
01:20:39Good.
01:20:41Hi.
01:20:43Are you hungry?
01:20:45Hey.
01:20:46Welcome to the world.
01:20:49Hi.
01:20:52Melvin!
01:20:53Melvin!
01:20:54We've got mothers all over the place.
01:21:00Mom.
01:21:01You won't believe it.
01:21:03You're a grandma.
01:21:05Oh, shit.
01:21:09Thanks a lot, Melvin.
01:21:11Bet you're going to fill it up.
01:21:13Jesus Christ!
01:21:15Stay back, Dad.
01:21:17Water.
01:21:18Water.
01:21:20I put in water.
01:21:22I was...
01:21:23I was...
01:21:27What?
01:21:29A mother.
01:21:36It wears off.
01:21:39Thank goodness.
01:21:52I just gave him another shot of the cure.
01:21:54He's going to be moody for a few days, but it'll pass.
01:21:57Thanks.
01:21:59I'm sorry about what happened earlier.
01:22:02Take care of him, okay?
01:22:04Good luck.
01:22:34I love you.
01:22:36I love you.
01:23:04Mom!
01:23:34Mom!
01:23:51Go on. You have work to do.
01:23:53We'll take care of her.
01:23:55Go on.
01:24:05I'm so proud of you.
01:24:08And I love you so much.
01:24:10And I'm so sorry for all the problems.
01:24:13But I love you very much.
01:24:19Go on. You've got to be going.
01:24:27So we'll head north, hit the next camp,
01:24:30cure the mothers, and on to the next.
01:24:33Let's see.
01:24:36We've got the research notes,
01:24:40the cure, the hypos.
01:24:43Looks like I'm just missing one thing.
01:24:46A kiss.
01:24:58Don't let me interrupt anything.
01:25:03Hands high.
01:25:07I thought there'd be trouble when Melvin didn't visit me.
01:25:10Where is the boy?
01:25:12He's dead.
01:25:14Saves me the trouble.
01:25:16It's over, Brand. We're leaving.
01:25:19I think not.
01:25:21Look.
01:25:25Can't shoot us all, Brand.
01:25:28All right, stay back.
01:25:31Mom? Mom, stay back.
01:25:35Cure her, Dr. Cochran.
01:25:37She is cured.
01:25:39Mommy?
01:25:41I never eat strawberry.
01:25:44Remember?
01:25:46He's mine.
01:25:50Who are you?
01:25:52I believe you knew my son, Melvin.
01:25:55Oh, God.
01:26:01Mom! Mom!
01:26:31Mom! Mom!
01:27:01Mom!
01:27:31Mom!
01:27:33Mom!
01:27:35Mom!
01:27:37Mom!
01:27:39Mom!
01:27:41Mom!
01:27:43Mom!
01:27:45Mom!
01:27:47Mom!
01:27:49Mom!
01:27:51Mom!
01:27:53Mom!
01:27:55Mom!
01:27:57Mom!
01:28:00Mom!
01:28:16If you catch trouble watching,
01:28:18Give her the old hero
01:28:21If she waits round the corner,
01:28:24Show her just where she can go
01:28:27Banish a presence before your eye, banish a memory too.
01:28:33Say good riddance to all my trouble, you'll feel brand spankin' new.
01:28:39So long all my trouble, goodbye past.
01:28:45Hit the road habits, nothing so wrong should last.
01:28:51God you do, sunshine, set us globally.
01:28:56Make yourself a home, happiness, spend all your days with me.
01:29:02If all my trouble ties a apron string, tight around your heart.
01:29:08Cut the cord that binds you, then she must depart.
01:29:14Soon you'll be whistling Dixie, a smile will replace your frown.
01:29:20Without all my trouble, you're the happiest fella in town.
01:29:25So long all my trouble, goodbye past.
01:29:31Hit the road habits, nothing so wrong should last.
01:29:37How do you do, sunshine, set us globally.
01:29:43Make yourself a home, happiness, spend all your days with me.