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00:00Oh, no!
00:02Ah!
00:06Life hacks. Life hacks.
00:08Ouch. It says,
00:10don't try this at home, but yet they're giving
00:12you step-by-step instructions on how
00:14to try this at home. Those are my favorite videos.
00:16Are you observing it? I am observing it.
00:18Watch sugar turning black and rising from the glass
00:20bowl. Watch. Sometimes when I don't
00:22do my dishes often enough, that's
00:24what my drain looks like. That's like macaroni
00:26from like four weeks ago. It's just like
00:28blah blah blah. It's all what's really
00:30a macaroni.
00:32He hasn't finished
00:34constructing his home. What kind
00:36of horrible, like, would that
00:38mess your brain up if you lived in a magnet house?
00:40I don't know, actually.
00:42I don't know the effects of magnets
00:44long-term on people. You know, cause like
00:46we, I put my head up against the microwave
00:48every day. And that's true.
00:50Dude, that's dope. He seems fine. Yeah,
00:52he seems alright. You could live in that.
00:54Put a little patio over there.
00:56Put some nice decorations
00:58on the walls.
01:00That is, I don't know what that is. A styro-cutter. What's a styro-cutter?
01:02Like styrofoam?
01:04They're putting a lot of wire on it.
01:06That looks like they're gonna make it. Yep, there
01:08it is. That was gonna happen. Oh, because
01:10they conduct, they're conductors
01:12you see.
01:14Whoa! That's cool.
01:16What is that, just a battery? Yeah, how does
01:18that not heat his hand up? Yeah, right?
01:20Maybe it is and he's just like a
01:22monk. He's just like
01:24Ah, my
01:26fingers are burning.
01:28He already burned off his fingertips so the FBI
01:30can't track him down. You know, that's a good
01:32move. That is a good move.
01:34People always forget the toe prints though.
01:36Oh, well now I gotta burn my
01:38toes. Thanks, Chris. You're welcome.
01:40Alright, so you get your half
01:42broken magnets. Put them there.
01:44How do you even break a magnet? Have you ever,
01:46I've never been able to... Big ol' hammer.
01:48Oh, okay. I use
01:50my hands. I go...
01:52You're not the Karate Kid. I am not.
01:54I am the
01:56Lazy Boy Child. Oh, I get what he's about to do.
01:58Oh! Look at that!
02:00That is talent.
02:02Oh, wow. Dude, isn't
02:04science just amazing? How is
02:06that happening? And then the heat
02:08makes him fall? Oh, he's using all four
02:10elements. Some water on that, some earth,
02:12some wind. Oh, look at it.
02:14Look at it.
02:16Aqua del
02:18gigaparadiso
02:20Oh, dude.
02:22This looks like the bubble Squidward was blowing
02:24when he didn't have the technique right. And then you do
02:26this, and this,
02:28and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that.
02:30Oh, god.
02:32I just scream into it.
02:34You gotta bring it
02:36around town.
02:38It's a giraffe!
02:40It's a giraffe.
02:42Hey, look, it's a bubble in a bubble.
02:44Whoa! Look at that little baby.
02:46Or is that like a super bubble? Super bubble.
02:48Oh, what's that? There's bigger bubbles out here?
02:50Oh, I'm gonna mess them up!
02:52Uh, my Uber Eats is not
02:54showing up right now. Oh, wait, there it is.
02:56Hurry the pipe in the machine!
02:58I like to think that pipe has like an
03:00Austrian accent. That's terrible.
03:02And he's like, I bend the pipe.
03:04The pipes are nothing
03:06to me. Look how I bend
03:08them.
03:10I bend them.
03:12I'm the governor of San Francisco.
03:14San Francisco.
03:16Look at me bending these pipes
03:18and run our government correctly.
03:20I have no idea who that is.
03:22I just don't
03:24know.
03:26No, no, you sound like that
03:28SpongeBob where he's like, not at all, boy.
03:32I hope my hideous face doesn't
03:34distract you from the movie. Not at all,
03:36boy.
03:38I am the governor of San Francisco.
03:40Yeah!
03:42We should literally not
03:44have done that, but it's hilarious to
03:46us, and if you don't like it, no one
03:48likes you. This is why you sit at the lunch table
03:50alone, Billy. Look, look, you don't
03:52have to like what I say to like the
03:54video. Bam. Oh, bam, like the
03:56video, subscribe. That's terrible.
03:58You know when you gotta store all your CDs.
04:00Cause it's 1999
04:02in here. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I have all these, now that's
04:04what I call music CDs, but how will I store them?
04:06When's the last time you bought a CD,
04:08what do you think? Oh, it was
04:10junior year of high school
04:12when my, we went to my theater class,
04:14we were on a field trip to New York, and I got a Tame and
04:16Paula CD at a New York
04:18music store. Nice. Last time I bought a CD
04:20was, I was dating this girl,
04:22she's, I'm not dating her anymore,
04:24and I made her a
04:26mixtape, put it on a CD,
04:28and then a couple of weeks later, she broke up
04:30with me. I don't know if it was
04:32the CD, I thought it had really good music.
04:34If I was a doctor, that's how I would keep track
04:36of my podcasts, I would just put them on a syringe
04:38like that. A podcast? Yeah, I'd burn
04:40them to CDs, and then I'd
04:42put them. So you're a doctor who has
04:44a podcast? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:46I feel like that's a thing, they have those
04:48YouTube channels where it's like professionals reviewing
04:50things in the professional field.
04:52That's a doctor's discography.
04:54Right there, his doctor-ography.
04:56That was bad. Great job.
04:58Oh, yeah, that's my jam, I love when they use this
05:00song. Yeah, doing hacks
05:02and rapping
05:04about the hacks, we're gonna take the straw
05:06and cut it up, and put some glue
05:08on a bottle and glue it up, and then we're
05:10gonna put the straws on the glue,
05:12put the wheels on it too.
05:14It's gonna roll down
05:16the road, it's gonna go
05:18really far, I don't know
05:20what you call it, you might call it
05:22a recycle car.
05:24I think there's a scientific
05:26study going on right now, going, what's the
05:28whitest substance in the universe, and I'm pretty sure they're like,
05:30it's Chris. Chris is the
05:32whitest substance in the entire world. In the known
05:34universe. This looks like when
05:36you have one of those box car
05:38derbies. This is my box car. Oh, it's a boat!
05:40It's a boat! What? It's a
05:42boat, it wasn't a car at all!
05:44Elon Musk, hire this guy.
05:46He's gonna make your electric
05:48car boats. Uh-oh, wow, whoa.
05:50Oh, no. Wow.
05:52Oh, he recorded it.
05:54Oh!
05:56Oh!
05:58Well, how'd it do?
06:00How'd it do?
06:02Whoa.
06:04Oh, that's trippy.
06:06Whoa.
06:08That looks like that M.C. Escher
06:10painting, oh my god.
06:12Oh, no!
06:14Ah!
06:18And now it cuts to that scene from
06:20Saving Private Ryan. No, it cuts
06:22to the scene where it's like
06:24the Skyrim meme.
06:30You're finally awake.
06:34Dude, that had an otter box
06:38on it and it just yeeted the screen off.
06:40Oh, my god. All my pictures of loved
06:42ones, ha! Dab on my pictures.
06:44Okay,
06:46the name is Pea Shreds. Oh, pea.
06:48Okay, that kind of pea. Alright.
06:50Are those peas? Oh, those are black-eyed peas.
06:52You know,
06:54there's a tradition around my house, and
06:56every day on New Year's Day,
06:58my family eats black-eyed peas. Oh,
07:00why? What happened? Apparently it's a
07:02farmer's tradition. Apparently it's good luck.
07:04Okay. Ooh, that has a really
07:06cool texture. That does have a cool texture,
07:08I like that. Oh, that's like,
07:10ugh. I don't like,
07:12who gave that little smiley face some kissies?
07:14Oh, no. Oh, no.
07:16Oh, no, I have a family!
07:20Oh, not again! Oh, that's what happened to Vision
07:22in Endgame. He peed himself.
07:24Ha!
07:26Oh! There's pea on the floor!
07:28Who put pea everywhere? There's pea
07:30everywhere! And every New Year's,
07:32Chris eats pea.
07:34Why you gotta do my fam squad like
07:36that, bruh? Ooh, Pepsi. Good to see
07:38Pepsi back on the Lifehack channel, to be honest.
07:40Pepsi man!
07:42Are you a muffler?
07:44Yes. I'm here to clean you up.
07:46What's the point of this? He's using a
07:48freaking Christmas cup. I want a bunch of little
07:50cups! I want smaller cups!
07:52I need my cup to have a little cup
07:54so that way my cup can have a cup.
07:56Oh, he's giving his cup a sidecar.
07:58Oh, come on. You are begging us.
08:00Okay. It looks very
08:02funny, editors.
08:04You guys did this on purpose. How are we not supposed
08:06to make a joke about how that looks?
08:08It looks like a spaceship.
08:10Clearly.
08:12They always call me a zero, but I'm just
08:14as tasty as the rest of them. Oh, wait, so
08:16we're doing a sugar test. So, how do you
08:18test sugar in soda? Oh, I thought he was just
08:20making ramen, but that's how I make it.
08:22You make ramen with coke?
08:24Yeah, man. It adds some flavor.
08:26Now it looks like you can make
08:28brownies with that. There's no way
08:30that's all sugar. That's gotta be like corn syrup
08:32and other stuff.
08:34Alright, let's see what's in Coca-Cola Zero.
08:36It's fizzier, first of all.
08:38It is fizzier.
08:40Oh, wow.
08:42I guess there's no sugar in it.
08:44Well, what's in it, then? What is it?
08:46Somebody give us a secret recipe!
08:48If it's not sugar, then what is it?
08:50Probably worse, honestly. Like, I know that made it seem
08:52like the other one's a lot worse. Aspartame.
08:54But, yeah, you don't want those
08:56non-sugar substitutes in your
08:58body, either. Is this an ad for Coke
09:00Zero? Against your other
09:02brand, Coca-Cola?
09:04Imagine that Coke Zero people
09:06are just sitting in there, and they're like, yeah,
09:08Coca-Cola sucks! We ain't got no sugar!
09:10And then Coke's like, hey, we're all Coca-Cola.
09:12But Coke Zero's like, yeah, but you guys suck!
09:14This is just that pen. You can get a five below
09:16that's got the five different color inks in it.
09:18I used to, there was a girl in my class when I
09:20was a kid, and she always had all those
09:22multicolored pens, and I used to steal them
09:24from her all the time. That's like stealing
09:26four pens from her. Dude,
09:28I racked up a lot of bad boy points.
09:30I dated that girl eventually.
09:32She was just trying to
09:34get her pen back the whole time, Chris. I didn't want to tell you.
09:36I think she was trying to get her pen back, and
09:38she dated me. Broke my heart.
09:40That's how they actually animate the Powerpuff Girls.
09:42Actually, I didn't know if you knew that.
09:44That's actually pretty funny.
09:46That's genuinely really good. God dang it!
09:48Oh, man.
09:52Yeah, it's always good to be here, you guys.
09:54You can look me up. Just look up Jake Weddle on YouTube.
09:56Find my stand-ups.
10:00Jake, we need like four more explosions.
10:04That's not the outro. I don't know.
10:06Explosion.
10:08Explosion.
10:12Explosion.