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00:00:00At the time when the snake style of Kung Fu was at its most popular, one fighter by the
00:00:08name of C.S.R. emerged as one of the foremost exponents of the style. His ambition was to
00:00:14dominate the world of the martial arts experts. The snake style can be a vicious style and
00:00:21C.S.R. was a vicious and unmerciful fighter. He defeated and killed a great many experts
00:00:26and then he met a monkey style expert, Kotin Son, and on the banks of the Piachau Lake
00:00:32they held a contest.
00:00:56Kotin Son, so you came.
00:01:26You fight well. Kotin Son, your monkey technique is the best. C.S.R., tell me why you challenged
00:01:42me today. Do you want to kill me? Right first time. Today you're going to die. It's obvious,
00:01:54you're conceited. What's more, you're crazy. I know that your snake style's terrific, but
00:02:05my monkey technique can kill snakes.
00:03:05This is called the monkey attacks the mouth.
00:03:35The poison snake turns.
00:04:53That all you got? Well, I told you that I can defeat snakes. You kill me or I'm going
00:05:13to get you. If I beat you once, I can beat you twice. Now go. Kotin Son, you're going
00:05:21to regret this. I can promise you.
00:06:21Now you listen to me. The most important thing that you must remember, that is, always appear
00:06:41half drunk. You fomus thing, you look helpless. You understand that? Yes, teacher. All right,
00:06:55watch closely. I'm going to teach you another tactic now.
00:07:24Who's there?
00:07:54Hey, you want some? No, not today.
00:08:14Sorry, sorry.
00:08:25Hey, here's your money.
00:08:32What's wrong? Nothing. Take the fish to the Yan house. They're waiting now. But I just
00:08:39got back here. I'm too tired. This is urgent. Where's Amo? Send him. He's busy. Go on. And
00:08:48hurry up. Right, you go on to Yan's fast. Go on. Amo, you could go. Ah, now look, I'm
00:08:58too busy here. And she said that you have to go. But I just went. Oh, I heard you. My
00:09:03God, you still here? The people are waiting for you. Go on then.
00:09:33Achai! Achai!
00:10:02Yes, sir. What me? Where's that fish that I ordered? I told them to hurry. But I...
00:10:07Admit.
00:10:12Hey, listen, this Yan's place. Sure. That's good. Hey, are you from the fish market? Sure,
00:10:19brought the fish. Well, you're pretty late. Our lunch is almost over. Oh, maybe I am a
00:10:26bit late. But still, at least I did get here better late than never. You'll probably enjoy
00:10:31it more now. Hey, these fish, they're some of the best we have this morning. Hey! I mean,
00:10:37where would you like them? Here.
00:10:46Know who I am? I don't. I'm the Yan family's second son. Oh, is that so? I'm a second son
00:10:55too. Yeah, I know how you must feel. Huh? Hey, these fish aren't too fresh. Hey, sure
00:11:07they are. They can still swim. Oh, they'd swim? Yeah. Achai! Some water! Right!
00:11:21Here, sir, the water.
00:11:26So we can swim. Sure.
00:11:34Look at them. Huh? Hey, they can swim. Now look here. Look, look, see? See that? They're
00:11:40swimming. There, they're moving. There, you see that?
00:11:46They can move? So can I.
00:11:58Oh, so you know kung fu, huh? Right.
00:12:05Ha!
00:12:13Now then, try my tiger claw and mantis fist.
00:12:24That's not bad, huh?
00:12:35Now you!
00:12:39And this one is called the tiger leg.
00:12:53So you don't know kung fu.
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00:13:35Ow.
00:13:38What's your name?
00:13:40Huh?
00:13:45What's all that noise there?
00:13:47Hold on, go see.
00:13:57Brother, who is this dog.
00:13:58Oh brother?
00:13:59He just tried to pop up with some steel fish.
00:14:02That's so.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:04Hey, the Yans are the leading family here. You dare cheat us? Brother, a sword. Hmm.
00:14:15Brother.
00:14:20Brother, we got no fish, but we do have this clown here so we can have some fun. Right. Let's play with it.
00:14:34That'll give you a taste of the Yans swordplay. Hey, if you're going to be a dog, I must tie you, huh?
00:14:50Follow me. Come on, quick.
00:14:53Gentlemen, today we got no fish, but still, we got a dog to play with. So you enjoy yourselves and see if you can get a laugh out of him, huh? Maybe he can do a few tricks. He's quite smart. So go on, try him.
00:15:23He's very hungry.
00:15:32We'll really have to train this dog. So help us, huh? Go ahead, just feed him and throw him something, anything at all.
00:15:43Hey, that was better. Now watch him eat it up, huh?
00:15:53Eat it.
00:16:01You had enough, huh? That'll teach you to try and cheat us. Go on then.
00:16:23I wonder if he'd teach me. I'll try bowing to him. He may accept me.
00:16:48Please, teacher, I bow to you. Please accept me.
00:17:02Please, teacher, I bow to you. Please accept me.
00:17:05Please, teacher, I bow to you. Please accept me.
00:17:19Please, teacher, accept me as your student.
00:17:30Please, teacher.
00:17:35Why won't you take me? I want to learn. You got a big place. Don't you want students? I can pay.
00:17:45Hmm.
00:18:01He likes to drink, so I'll give him one.
00:18:06Teacher?
00:18:15Hmm.
00:18:19Teacher?
00:18:21Listen, the school is all full. I'm not taking any more students now.
00:18:26Teacher, I beg you, please take me.
00:18:33And why should I, huh? Who do you think you are? You're nothing special.
00:18:41Oh, won't take me.
00:18:45Hope you know what the consequences will be.
00:18:47Oh? You'll threaten me?
00:18:51Teacher, I didn't mean that. What I meant was if you said no, I'd be sorry I couldn't serve you.
00:18:58That's a bit better.
00:19:05Teacher, please accept me.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:10Aye, you've got to take me as your student.
00:19:16If you won't accept me, I won't leave here.
00:19:25All right, maybe I could accept you.
00:19:30Really?
00:19:32My teacher, as your student, I bow to you.
00:19:35Hold it. There's conditions.
00:19:37Like what?
00:19:39You sit down.
00:19:41Right.
00:19:43Can you drink?
00:19:45Oh, sure, sure.
00:19:47Well, let's both drink then.
00:19:49I want to see first whether you can drink as much wine as I can, and then I might accept you.
00:19:51Right.
00:20:01You drunk?
00:20:03No, not yet.
00:20:09Cheers.
00:20:17Some more, huh?
00:20:19Sure.
00:20:21Cheers.
00:20:23Cheers.
00:20:33Hmm.
00:20:59All gone?
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:04Teacher.
00:21:06I said that I can drink as much as you can.
00:21:08Right.
00:21:10You drink well.
00:21:12Teacher.
00:21:14Listen.
00:21:16Can I bow to you?
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:28Bow to me.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:40See?
00:21:48Just one more.
00:21:50Just one more.
00:21:52All right, teacher?
00:22:02All right.
00:22:16Finished.
00:22:18I'm finished.
00:22:20Why didn't my dad
00:22:22sell me to the snake shop
00:22:24instead of that stupid fish shop?
00:22:26Finished.
00:22:28It's the end.
00:22:31Now you keep still,
00:22:33or else your shop
00:22:35will need someone else.
00:22:37Right.
00:23:01Listen.
00:23:03You be careful with that snake.
00:23:23He's going to be killed for my sake.
00:23:31It's all right.
00:23:35It's dead.
00:23:39Listen.
00:23:41If it hadn't been for me there,
00:23:43you would have died.
00:23:45Hey, listen.
00:23:47What technique's that?
00:23:49Monkey style.
00:23:51You learn it?
00:23:53Of course.
00:23:55Want to learn it?
00:23:57Of course.
00:23:59Ah, up to you.
00:24:05Hey, listen.
00:24:07What's your name?
00:24:09You didn't tell me.
00:24:11I'm Cody's son,
00:24:13and I live in that hut there.
00:24:15Call on me.
00:24:17Right.
00:24:29Ah.
00:24:45So it's you again.
00:24:47Yes, teacher.
00:24:49That's a lot of wine there.
00:24:51Well, you didn't have enough?
00:24:53Oh, no, no, no, teacher.
00:24:55It's not that.
00:24:58So I brought you those two jars as a small gift.
00:25:02Oh, well, that's very nice of you.
00:25:04Well, they say
00:25:06one good turn deserves another.
00:25:08Oh, and how should I return your kindness?
00:25:15You could teach me.
00:25:21Teacher, please accept me.
00:25:23Teacher,
00:25:25one day I might be better than you are.
00:25:28Right.
00:25:30I'll take you.
00:25:32But as a cleaner up.
00:25:36Well,
00:25:38I guess I have to.
00:25:40I've no money.
00:25:42All right.
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00:28:22Hell! Help! Help! Get me down!
00:29:22I
00:29:36That's not bad
00:29:37Last time I taught you the fishing for the moon technique and riding the donkey you remember. Yes
00:29:52Hey
00:30:10What are you doing
00:30:15Nothing I guessed you were tired so I brought you some wine
00:30:22I
00:30:27Teach you they're all dumb if it was me I could learn it twice as fast. They're stupid
00:30:52I
00:31:22I
00:31:38You big head
00:31:41Hey, what's wrong? He's laughing at us
00:31:45Forget it
00:31:53Oh
00:31:56Damn you. Oh, sorry an accident
00:32:06Sorry an accident
00:32:22I
00:32:52I
00:33:12Fighting one man, what's the meaning of this teacher before you came?
00:33:22Oh
00:33:25Take
00:33:28You for men no kung-fu and he doesn't know it how could he have beaten you
00:33:33You don't believe us. Oh, we're your students. He's a stranger. Why believe him?
00:33:39Yeah, it's right. Who's a stranger? I'm telling you frankly now
00:33:44I'm thinking of taking him as my student too. And if I do then you'll be schoolmates and he won't be a stranger then
00:33:52No teacher you accepted me. I bow to you. Hey, I said I was thinking of it teacher
00:33:59Please don't just think of it. Take me if you don't they're gonna kill me. So, please take me teacher
00:34:12All right, I'll take you as my student then
00:34:16Thanks teacher my respects. I bow to you. I bow to you teacher. I bow to you
00:34:23All right today you learn something else I'm going to teach you the basic hand movements of the drunken style
00:34:32Now first your hooking technique go in there and try it out
00:34:52Now
00:34:59Then I'll teach you the secrets of the drunken technique
00:35:04Be calm and be gentle
00:35:07With supple waist
00:35:10Steps must be light
00:35:13As though slightly drunk
00:35:16all movements smooth
00:35:19No rigid muscles everything relaxed in particularly your hands
00:35:24Don't forget the secret is its deceptiveness
00:35:30Well, all right you try it
00:35:48Oh
00:36:18Oh
00:36:48Huh
00:37:19I
00:37:30Listen that apes fear. Oh sure. He is. You must be pretty smart to escape from it
00:37:39Hey, listen why you here
00:37:43Mr. Coe you did save my life then I had to come here for you
00:37:49My gosh, there's food and wine too
00:37:52It's nothing. I owe you a lot. Ah, no way. Hey, tell me that technique you use. What is it? Oh monkey
00:38:00Monkey. Hey, could you teach me wanna learn? Sure. Well, I wonder if my teacher would teach you
00:38:07Well, who is he?
00:38:09You already met him. I did. Yeah, come on
00:38:14Who is he
00:38:16There he's my teacher
00:38:20He's a teacher come on then pay your respects to him
00:38:25Now forget it. I don't think I want to learn from him. Hey, you know who my teacher is then?
00:38:30Oh, he teaches the drunken technique teach your home. Ah, but he's not taking new students
00:38:37Hey
00:38:39Hey, you don't believe me
00:38:42Well, I've not seen you fight so why should I hey, well, all right, I'll show you the drunken technique, okay
00:38:49Well, go ahead
00:39:10Well, all right anymore if that's a lot I'm not impressed
00:39:19Yeah
00:39:32All right, I'll show you some more come on right
00:39:36Hey, I didn't finally come. I
00:39:38Guess he's busy or I'm sure he'd have come. Hmm
00:39:42Anyway, we can handle this stupid farmer by ourselves. We'll put his house down and take over his land for our family
00:39:47Right
00:39:59That's you again, well you stupid dog get up the road
00:40:06Hey hold it
00:40:09What do you want speak up a question a question no who owns this road
00:40:18Brother this fella. He really is dumb. Huh? Everyone knows that this road here belongs to us
00:40:29Hey, you got it wrong this particular bit of road doesn't belong to you it belongs to me see
00:40:35Yeah, you don't believe well, I got the proof right here
00:40:48You bastard, oh
00:41:04You've learned a bit not quite the same right
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:21You got arthritis don't you remember my tiger and mantis claws? Huh? Well to me it looks much more like a crippled duck
00:41:47I
00:41:51May be the chickens claws just a scratch
00:42:17Ah
00:42:47All right
00:42:57Hey
00:42:59Yes, so technique really seems pretty deadly. Huh? You cut my shadow to bits with your sword
00:43:17Oh
00:43:31Don't you think my drunken stars not too bad right not bad
00:43:48Oh you two stay right there
00:43:57Oh man, please excuse me. I hope you won't mind if I borrow a bone
00:44:17Oh
00:44:23Now when you give a nice bone to a dog, what does he do?
00:44:29Listen, that's a human bone
00:44:32Good dogs, wouldn't it?
00:44:33You're good dogs. Well, let's see which one of you gets it when I throw it then because he's the one who'll live
00:44:47Wow those dogs can really run, huh?
00:44:49Well, not a bad dog show is it then? It's great those two bastards. They're bullied. Everyone. You're great
00:45:18Hey, what do you want? Hey
00:45:23Come along out here. Not here. Oh
00:45:27Well, where is he then
00:45:47Oh
00:46:00Teacher these men have come looking for brother Lowe. They beat us
00:46:04Mr. Yen, I'm mr. Lowe's teacher. What can I do for you?
00:46:09I'll tell you your student has beaten my sons and for no reason
00:46:15He has to pay
00:46:17Mr. Yen, I'm real. Sorry. This has happened, but please forgive him. You're sorry, huh?
00:46:22And you think that that's enough? No, I'm not sorry. I'm really sorry
00:46:27I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry
00:46:31And you think that that's enough no way
00:46:37Well, what would you like then I'll tell you we want you to count on front of us three times and then we'll go
00:46:43Mr. Yen, it seems that your sons are rude and ill-behaved so they probably deserve their beating
00:47:00Oh
00:47:30I
00:48:00I
00:48:30Dad
00:48:53Here kung fu is really pathetic
00:48:56I
00:49:00Tell you I shall get you for this
00:49:17Teacher soldier
00:49:19you
00:49:20You just started in kung fu and yet you get in fights and make me trouble
00:49:26I don't want such students get out get out
00:49:30Teacher don't say that. I'm sorry. Sorry
00:49:34huh, I
00:49:36Taught you kung fu but not for fighting
00:49:39We're not hoodlums. We're supposed to be disciplined. That's what kung fu is for you understand that I
00:49:46Understand still all I wanted was just to try out my kung fu. Check my standard. Oh
00:49:53And just what standard is it then?
00:49:57Not as good as yours yet. You mean it's going to be better
00:50:02Uh-huh. Yeah, I couldn't say just yet, right?
00:50:06Soucha let's test it now if you can take away the stool here, then I shall forgive you your stool
00:50:13Yeah, well, all right ready
00:50:16I
00:50:46I
00:51:17Oh
00:51:32Why so hard but sir you told me to I didn't mean that hard boom go on. Yes. Yes
00:51:39Oh
00:51:44Master what's wrong trying to break my arm? Oh, no, sir and take it easy
00:51:55You two acts a damn tough at home, but you're not so tough when you're outside
00:52:01You're kung fu is lousy dad. We did the best that we could we tried everything that we knew
00:52:11You're goddamn useless maybe how we know is what you taught us
00:52:23Nothing nothing not a thing
00:52:25Oh
00:52:29Dad
00:52:31Everyone will know the teacher who beat you and we can't stand for that. All right dad
00:52:36What we'll have to go back there with some more men tomorrow, right?
00:52:40Just shut up
00:52:43If I if I could just destroy his school I'd pay anything at all
00:52:49Send along. Yes, sir
00:52:52Wang is here
00:52:55Hey
00:52:57Master I wanted you you're just in time. Hey master. I knew that you would well, how come that's a I
00:53:05Knew this what happened? All right. Hey master, please. Don't be mad. I have two fellows who could be real useful
00:53:11I'm sure they'll help you
00:53:14Really? Yes
00:53:26Master
00:53:27These two men here are the foremost experts of the snake style
00:53:30Oh, they're just traveling through but they said that to be willing to help you. Oh
00:53:35Good good
00:53:56Hey
00:54:00What do you want I want teacher Oh, please wait
00:54:09Teacher two men want you. Oh
00:54:26You
00:54:30Want to see me can I help you sure you can somebody hired us to kill you
00:54:44You stay back let me deal with them
00:54:48Oh
00:54:55So it's a snake style
00:55:18I
00:55:48I
00:56:18Oh
00:56:48Yeah
00:57:08Teacher get back. You're just not their match
00:57:18Oh
00:57:48Oh
00:58:18Oh
00:58:49Oh
00:58:51Oh
00:59:17Teacher teacher teacher
00:59:21Teacher
00:59:51Oh
00:59:58Now drink this
01:00:12You're lucky you're lucky that you weren't killed
01:00:17To die doesn't scare me
01:00:21still
01:00:22Teachers death must be avenged so I can't die right but even your teacher couldn't beat them. Do you know who they were?
01:00:31snake style expert
01:00:33snake style experts make style
01:00:36Well, they must have come for me. What what was that? Oh
01:00:41Nothing, you lie down and get some rest
01:00:44I'll get some wood
01:00:51Oh
01:01:04So it's you here at last
01:01:11How's things let's see been three years a long time, huh? Oh, I'm very well
01:01:17So you remember me you're the fellow that I allowed to live
01:01:21Right now guess I regret that I told you that you'd regret it
01:01:26We remember you ignored me. Yeah, that's all right
01:01:30It's like I told you then if I can beat you once then I can beat you twice, huh?
01:01:37Well, you were wrong there
01:01:51Oh
01:02:02Mr. Gu
01:02:04Thank you for sparing my friend's life that time
01:02:07My friend and I have thought a lot how best we can repay you
01:02:11Man now we'll do it
01:02:14I
01:02:19Know your monkey style is good
01:02:22But today will be different
01:02:24You've got two snakes to fight now get through
01:02:29Well, we'll see about that
01:02:43Oh
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01:05:43Oh
01:05:45Yeah
01:05:47Listen it's not our job to go around killing young kids. It's bad for our name
01:06:17You
01:06:29Better kill me now while you can
01:06:33I'll get revenge
01:06:38You do what you want we'll take that risk
01:06:48But brother Coe brother Coe, sorry, it seems
01:06:54They're too good. I
01:06:56Guess it's the end
01:06:58Now listen
01:07:00Don't try for revenge
01:07:02You could never beat them
01:07:04brother
01:07:06brother
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01:14:40So it's you you're not dead are you still alive I
01:14:44Can't die you've had two chances now, but you won't get a third though
01:14:49I'm like a cat
01:14:51About nine lives, but you though have just one
01:15:13I
01:15:43Think you've changed a bit nothing in life stays the same
01:16:13Oh
01:16:43Oh
01:16:58Yes, that isn't the drunken style don't know it it's a special technique that's called the hook
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01:19:37The dying snake piece not quite dead
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