Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 5 Reptile Boy
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 5 Reptile Boy
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00:00And against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness, she is the Slayer.
00:13Is she dying?
00:16I think she's singing.
00:19To a telephone in Hindi.
00:22Now that's entertainment.
00:25Why is she singing?
00:27She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt,
00:33and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple... fish thing.
00:39Uh-huh.
00:41Why is she singing?
00:44Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor.
00:46Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.
00:51And we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this would be a lackluster evening.
00:58I know we could go to the bronze and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.
01:03Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.
01:06I, for one, am giddy and up. There's a kind of hush all over Sunnydale.
01:11No demons or vampires to slay. I'm here with my friends.
01:17So how does a water buffalo fit in again?
01:20I don't know.
01:50Sunny?
02:21Oh.
02:23Oh.
02:25Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:51Callie. Callie. Where are you going?
02:56She's just getting started.
03:20Ah!
03:50Ah!
04:21See? Dr. Debbie says when a man is speaking, you make serious eye contact and you really, really listen.
04:28And you laugh at everything he says.
04:37You dreamed about Angel again?
04:39Third night in a row.
04:41What did he do in the dream?
04:44Stuff.
04:45Oh, stuff. Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
04:52It had surround sound. I'm just thinking about him so much lately.
04:58You two are so right for each other.
05:01Except for the, uh, vampire thing.
05:04That doesn't make him a bad person.
05:07Not necessarily.
05:09I'm brain sick. I can't have a relationship with him.
05:13Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night.
05:18It's the non-relationship drink of choice.
05:21It's not a date. It's a caffeinated beverage.
05:25Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but...
05:29What's like a relationship?
05:31Something I have.
05:33Coffee?
05:34Huh?
05:35There's really no comparison between college men and high school boys.
05:39I mean, look at that.
05:41So call your date and college guys now.
05:44Well, not that it's any of your business, but I happen to be dating a delta zeta kappa.
05:49Oh, an extraterrestrial.
05:52So that's how you get a date after you've exhausted all the human guys.
05:55You'll go to college some days, Ander.
05:58I just know your pizza delivery career will take you so many exciting places.
06:04No.
06:11Oh, I told Jaws I'd meet him in the library ten minutes ago.
06:15Oh, he won't be upset.
06:17There hasn't been much paranormal activity lately.
06:19Just because the paranormal is more normal and less... para of late...
06:24is no excuse for tardiness or letting your guard down.
06:27I haven't let my guard down.
06:29Oh, really?
06:30You yawned your way through weapons training last week.
06:33You skipped hand-to-hand entirely.
06:35Are you going to be prepared if a demon springs up behind you and does this?
06:42Well, I'm not a demon.
06:45Which is why you should let go now.
06:52When you live on top of a mystical convergence,
06:57it's only a matter of time before a fresh hell breaks loose.
07:01Now is the time that you should train more strictly.
07:04You should hunt and patrol more keenly.
07:06You should hone your skills day and night.
07:09And the little slice of life that still belongs to me
07:12from, I don't know, 7 to 7.05 in the morning,
07:15can I do what I want then?
07:17You think I don't know what it's like to be 16?
07:19No.
07:21I think you don't know what it's like to be 16 and a girl and the Slayer.
07:26Fair enough. No, I don't.
07:28Or what it's like to have to stake vampires
07:31while you're having fuzzy feelings towards one.
07:34Ah.
07:35Taking on the undead doesn't exactly do wonders for your social life.
07:39That's exactly where being different comes in handy.
07:44Right. Who needs a social life when you've got your very own hell now?
07:47Yes. You have a duty, a purpose.
07:51You have a commitment in life.
07:53Now, how many people your age can say that?
07:55We're talking foreign or domestic.
07:58How about none?
08:00Well, here's a hard fact of life.
08:02We all have to do things we don't like.
08:04And you have hand-to-hand this afternoon and patrol tonight,
08:07so I suggest you come straight here at the end of period 6
08:10and you get your homework done.
08:12And don't dawdle with your friends.
08:14And don't think sitting there pouting is going to get to me,
08:17because it won't.
08:22It's not getting to me.
08:25Boy, what a long day.
08:28And you skipped three classes.
08:30Yeah, and of course they flew by.
08:33Buffy.
08:35Aren't you supposed to be doing your homework in the library?
08:39I'm dawdling.
08:41With my friends.
08:43Works for me.
08:50You okay?
08:51Jeez.
08:56Cordelia.
08:58Hi, Richard.
09:00Nice car.
09:06So we're having a little get-together tomorrow night at the house,
09:10and it's going to be a really special evening.
09:16Excuse me?
09:18Oh, I would love to go.
09:21So who's your friend?
09:24Her?
09:26Oh, she's not my friend.
09:28She's amazing.
09:30She's more like a sister, really.
09:32We're that close.
09:34Well, why don't you introduce us?
09:37Okay.
09:40Okay, so tonight, Channel 59, Indian TV,
09:43sex, lies, incomprehensible storylines.
09:46I'll bring the beetle nuts.
09:48Come on, Richard and his fraternity brother want to meet you.
09:51I don't really want to meet any fraternity boys.
09:53And if there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way?
09:57I believe we were dawdling here.
10:03Hi, sweetheart. I'm Richard, and you are?
10:06So not interested.
10:08She's such a little comedian.
10:11What, she helps us play hard to get?
10:13No, Richard.
10:15I think you're playing easy to resist.
10:18Feel free to ignore him.
10:20I do all the time.
10:22I'm Tom Warner.
10:24I'm a senior at Crestwood College, and I...
10:29I just feel like a complete dolt meeting you this way, so...
10:34Here I stand in all my doltishness.
10:37Right. Like she's gonna fall for that.
10:40I'm Buffy Summers.
10:42Oh, nice to meet you.
10:44Are you a senior here?
10:46Junior.
10:47Oh, me too.
10:49Except that I'm a senior, and I'm in college.
10:52So we have that in common.
10:54And I major in history.
10:57Mm. History stumps me.
11:00I have a hard enough time remembering what happened last week.
11:03No, nothing happened last week. Don't worry. I was there.
11:07She's gonna walk away.
11:10Now.
11:13So, uh...
11:16My friend invited your friend to a party we're having this weekend.
11:22You know, actually, he's not even really my friend.
11:25I only joined the fraternity because my father and grandpa were in it before me.
11:30You know, it meant a lot to them.
11:33Okay, Boots, start a-walkin'.
11:36I know. I talk too much, anyway.
11:38They're a really dolt party. He's full of really dolt people, so...
11:43Would you like to come and save me from a really dolt fate?
11:46Oh, I wish I could, but...
11:49I'm sort of involved.
11:51Oh, sure. Of course you are.
11:54Well, thanks for letting me ramble.
11:58You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble.
12:03Buffy!
12:06Oh, I gotta go.
12:12It was nice to meet you.
12:14Oh, same here.
12:28I hate these guys.
12:30Whatever they want, just follow them.
12:33Whatever they want just falls into their laps.
12:36Don't you hate these guys?
12:38Yeah, with their charm lives and their movie star good looks
12:43and more money than you can count.
12:46I'm hating.
12:52I'm going to attack you.
12:54Word of warning for your own good.
12:57I won't be pulling any punches.
12:59Please don't.
13:03No!
13:12Good. So, um...
13:14You're on patrol and I'll see you in the morning.
13:33Good.
13:54There's blood on it.
13:57Hi.
13:59It's nice to... blood?
14:02I can smell it.
14:08It's pretty thin. It probably belonged to a girl.
14:12Probably.
14:17I was just thinking,
14:20wouldn't it be funny sometimes to see each other
14:23when it wasn't a blood thing?
14:27Not funny. Ha-ha.
14:30What are you saying? Do you want to have a date?
14:33No. You don't want to have a date?
14:36Who said date? I never said date.
14:39Right. You just want to have coffee or something.
14:42Coffee? I knew this was going to happen.
14:45What? What do you think is happening?
14:48You're 16 years old. I'm 241.
14:51I've done the math.
14:53You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you want.
14:56No, I think I do.
14:59I want out of this conversation.
15:01Listen, if we date,
15:04you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
15:07One thing already has led to another.
15:10Do you think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label?
15:14I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control.
15:18Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
15:24This isn't some fairy tale.
15:27When I kiss you,
15:30you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
15:33No.
15:36When you kiss me, I want to die.
15:58Buffy, did you lose weight?
16:01And your hair.
16:04All right, I respect you too much to be dishonest.
16:07The hair's a little...
16:10Well, that really isn't the point here, is it?
16:13The Zeta Kappas have to have a certain balance at their party.
16:16And Richard explained it all to me,
16:19but I was so busy really listening that I didn't hear much.
16:22Anyway, the deal is, they need you to go.
16:25And if you don't go, I can't.
16:28And I'm talking about Richard Anderson, okay?
16:31As in Anderson Farms,
16:34Anderson Aeronautics,
16:37and Anderson Cosmetics.
16:40Well, you see why I have to go.
16:44Buffy, these men are rich.
16:47I am not being shallow.
16:50Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money.
16:53I'll go.
16:56You'll go? Great. I'll drive.
16:59Oh, Buffy, it's like we're sisters with really different hair.
17:05I pledge my life and my death.
17:08I pledge my life and my death.
17:11To the Delta Zeta Kappas and to Makita, whom we serve.
17:14To the Delta Zeta Kappas and to Makita, whom we serve.
17:18On my oath,
17:22before my assembled brethren.
17:25On my oath, before my assembled brethren.
17:28I promise to keep our secret from this day until my death.
17:33I promise to keep our secret from this day until my death.
17:39In blood I was baptized.
17:42In blood I shall reign in his name.
17:45In blood I was baptized.
17:48And in blood I shall reign in his name.
17:52Not one of us.
17:54In his name!
17:56In his name!
17:58Brisky time.
18:10See, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
18:14Let me go.
18:16Let you go? Okay, let me...
18:19No!
18:24God, I love high school girls.
18:27Hey! Hey! Hey!
18:43You going to the fraternity party?
18:46What made you change your mind?
18:49Angel.
18:50He's going with you?
18:52She's got a date with Angel. Isn't that exciting?
18:55I'm elated.
18:56I'm not going with Angel.
18:58I'm going with...
19:00Egads. Cordelia.
19:02Cordelia?
19:04Did I sound a little jealous just then?
19:06Because I'm not really... Cordelia?
19:09Cordelia's much better for you than Angel.
19:12What happened with Angel?
19:14Nothing, as usual.
19:16A whole lot of nothing with Angel.
19:19Bummer.
19:20I don't understand.
19:22I mean, he likes you. More than likes.
19:25Angel barely says two words to me.
19:28Don't you hate that?
19:30When he does, he treats me like I'm a child.
19:33That bastard.
19:35You know, at least Tom can carry on a conversation.
19:38Yeah. Tom.
19:40Who's Tom?
19:41The frat guy.
19:43Oh, Buffy, I don't think so.
19:45Frying pan fire?
19:48You know what I'm saying.
19:56Will you be ready if a vampire's behind you?
20:04Didn't see you three creeping about.
20:11Um, how did it go last night?
20:15I found the house.
20:17You found the house?
20:19I found the house.
20:21You found the house?
20:24Found this.
20:31E-N-T.
20:33I've seen something like that before.
20:36It's broken in two.
20:38I don't know what the rest of the letters might have spelled.
20:41And there's blood on it.
20:43You didn't see any?
20:45Angel showed up.
20:47He could smell it.
20:49The blood?
20:51Who's the guy you want to party with?
20:53Blood.
20:55In Sunnydale.
20:57What a surprise.
20:59Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
21:01She should probably make the rounds again tonight,
21:03and we should try to figure out who that bracelet belongs to.
21:05Yeah, it's a good idea.
21:07She'll patrol, and we'll reconvene.
21:09Uh, hello?
21:11She's standing right here.
21:13And she's not available.
21:15Why not?
21:16Buffy, this is a little more important.
21:18I've got a mountain of homework to do.
21:20And, um...
21:22My mom's not really feeling well,
21:24and she could probably use my help.
21:26And, um, to be truthful,
21:28I'm not feeling all that well myself.
21:30Oh, well, I'm sorry.
21:32Of course, if you're not well.
21:34I'll take an early pass this evening
21:36and one later on, but for the bulk of the evening.
21:38Oh, you should stay home with your mother.
21:47Well, say it.
21:49I'm not gonna say it.
21:51You lied to Giles.
21:53Yes, she will.
21:55Look, I wasn't lying.
21:57I was just protecting him from information
21:59that he wouldn't be able to digest properly.
22:01Like a corndog.
22:03Like, you don't have a sick mother,
22:05but you'd rather go to a frat party
22:07where there's gonna be drinking
22:09and older guys and probably an orgy.
22:11Whoa, whoa, rewind.
22:13Since when do they have orgies,
22:15and why aren't they on the mailing list?
22:17I heard a lot of wild things
22:19go on at frat parties.
22:21Okay, you know what?
22:23Look, seven days a week, I'm busy saving the world.
22:25Once in a great while,
22:27I want to have some fun.
22:29That's what I'm gonna have tonight, fun.
22:31This isn't about fun.
22:33This is about duty, your duty,
22:35to help me achieve permanent prosperity.
22:37Okay? Do's and don'ts.
22:39Don't wear black,
22:41silk, chiffon, or spandex.
22:43These are my trademarks.
22:45And don't do that weird thing with your hair.
22:47What weird thing with my hair?
22:49Don't interrupt. Do be interested
22:51if someone should speak to you.
22:53It may or may not happen,
22:55but do be polite and laugh
22:57at the appropriate intervals.
22:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:01Do lie to your mom about where we're going.
23:03It's a fraternity, and there will be drinking.
23:05So, Cora, are you printing up
23:07business cards with your page number
23:09and hours of operation,
23:11or just going with a halter top tonight?
23:13Envious.
23:15You could belong to a fraternity of rich and powerful men
23:17in the bizarro world.
23:21Do you guys want to join us?
23:23Nah, I gotta...
23:25digest and all.
23:27Makeup, makeup.
23:29Well, give it your all
23:31and keep to the shadows.
23:33We're gonna have a blast.
23:37I can't believe she lied to Gaius.
23:39My world is all askew.
23:41Buffy's lying?
23:43Buffy's going to frat parties?
23:45That's not askew.
23:47That's cockeyed.
23:49Askew means cockeyed.
23:51Oh.
23:53Well, there's nothing
23:55we can do about it.
23:57We'll help Giles.
23:59I'm going to the party.
24:01What?
24:03I gotta keep an eye on Buffy.
24:05Those frat guys creep me.
24:07You want to protect her?
24:09Just as good as those rich, snotty guys?
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Maybe catch an orgy?
24:15If it's on early.
24:27Why do they park so darn close to you?
24:29Are you ready for this?
24:33I don't know.
24:35Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
24:37I don't know.
24:43Come on!
24:47Okie, babes.
24:49We are on.
24:51Oh, it's great.
25:01You know what's so cool about college?
25:03The diversity.
25:05All the rich people
25:07and all the other people.
25:09Richard!
25:11Welcome, ladies.
25:15Oh, is there alcohol in this?
25:17Just a smidge.
25:19Come on, Buffy. It's just a smidge.
25:21I'll just...
25:23I understand.
25:25When I was your age,
25:27I wasn't into criminal things either.
25:29Have you seen our multimedia room?
25:31Oh, the one with the cherry walnut paneling
25:33and the televisions on sunlight feet?
25:35No. Want to show me?
25:37What about...
25:39Oh, her? She's happy as by herself.
25:53What?
26:03Cheers.
26:33Cheers.
26:35Cheers.
26:37Cheers.
26:39Cheers.
26:41Cheers.
26:43Cheers.
26:45Cheers.
26:47Cheers.
26:49Cheers.
26:51Cheers.
26:53Cheers.
26:55Cheers.
26:57Cheers.
26:59Cheers.
27:01Cheers.
27:25New girl!
27:27He's dead!
27:29Oh!
27:31Holy shit!
27:33Come home, sweetheart!
27:35Oh, yeah!
27:37Could I have this next?
27:49Thanks.
27:51No.
27:53We're not all a bunch of drunken louts.
27:55Some of us are sober louts.
27:59I'm really glad that you decided to come.
28:05And you're not.
28:07No, I...
28:09I shouldn't be here.
28:13Because you're seeing someone.
28:15No.
28:17You're not seeing someone?
28:21Someone's not seeing me.
28:23So...
28:25Why shouldn't you be here?
28:29Because I have obligations.
28:33People that...
28:35I'm responsible for...
28:37Or to...
28:39It's complicated.
28:43You're a big unresponsibility.
28:45Not like that.
28:47There's such a thing as being too mature.
28:51You should relax.
28:53Enjoy yourself once in a while.
28:55You think I'm too mature?
28:57God.
28:59I talk too much.
29:01Have you picked up on that yet?
29:03Anyway, the, uh...
29:05Hulk is gone, so...
29:07You don't have to dance with me.
29:09He might come back.
29:11Come back?
29:25Godzilla's attacking downtown Tokyo.
29:27Arrgh!
29:29Arrgh!
29:31You're the best dork.
29:35I've never seen you before in my life.
29:37You got us a crasher.
29:41So, have either of you seen a pair of girls here?
29:43One's about...
29:45So high.
29:47Hey, guys.
29:49New pledge.
29:51New pledge!
29:53New pledge!
29:55New pledge!
29:57New pledge!
29:59New pledge!
30:01New pledge!
30:03New pledge!
30:05New pledge!
30:07New pledge!
30:09New pledge!
30:33You okay?
30:35Yeah, I was just thinking.
30:39To my Argentinian junk ponds that just matured into double digits.
30:47To maturity.
30:51What the hell? I'm tired of being mature.
31:06Bent.
31:08Cent.
31:10Brent.
31:12Lent.
31:14Dent.
31:16Went.
31:18Kent.
31:20Kent, that's it!
31:22Her boyfriend's name was Kent?
31:24No, Kent Preparatory School, just outside of town.
31:27That's where I've seen these bracelets.
31:30What are you doing?
31:32I've been filling up their school newsletter for the past few months.
31:35See if there's anything about...
31:38A missing girl.
31:57Come on, dance, pretty boy!
32:00Keep it moving!
32:02Come on! Shake it!
32:04Don't break it!
32:06Okay, big fun, guys.
32:08Who's next?
32:10You are, doll face!
32:12Keep on dancing!
32:14All right!
32:16Keep it up!
32:18Come on, keep it going!
32:31Hmm.
32:33Tom?
33:00Come on!
33:09Oh, sorry.
33:17Okay.
33:21Nice bed.
33:23Just need to stop spinning first.
33:31Okay.
33:39Whoo!
33:41Come on.
33:57Get away from her!
33:59I wasn't doing anything.
34:01I saw what you were doing.
34:03I was just having a little fun.
34:05Well, she's not here for your fun, you pervert.
34:08She's here for the pleasure of the one we serve.
34:13In his name.
34:15And that goes for the other one, too.
34:18I'm sorry.
34:36Kylie Megan Anderson.
34:38Missing for over a week.
34:41No one's seen her.
34:43No one knows what happened to her.
34:46Come on, lady Eleanor.
34:48I guess we can rule out something good.
34:51Don't call him Buffy.
34:53No!
34:55Why not?
34:57Because Buffy and her mother...
35:00That's sick. You're quite right.
35:02There's no point in disturbing them until we know more.
35:07You mean, like, if there are others?
35:11Kelly Oswald, junior at St. Michael's,
35:14disappeared a year ago.
35:16So did Kelly Purcell, sophomore at Grant.
35:20A year?
35:22Almost to the day.
35:24An anniversary or perhaps some other event
35:27significant to the killer?
35:29Killer? Now, there's a killer?
35:31We don't know that there's a...
35:33No, but this being Sunday, though, then all...
35:35Gulp.
35:37We need to know where Buffy found that bracelet.
35:40We can begin our search there.
35:42Good idea. Call Angel.
35:44He was there when Buffy found it.
35:47We're gonna need all the help we can get.
36:00Party's over, jerkwater.
36:02Wait, a friend of mine was here.
36:04You know?
36:06Isn't that light?
36:08You're still butt ugly.
36:39Buffy.
36:41Where are we?
36:43In the basement, as far as I can tell.
36:47What's happening? What did they do to us?
36:50They drugged us.
36:52Why?
36:54What are they gonna do to us?
36:56I don't know.
36:58I wanna go home.
37:00I don't know.
37:02I don't know.
37:04I don't know.
37:06I wanna go home.
37:08No one's going home.
37:12Ever.
37:16Like, one of them's different than the others.
37:22Ice.
37:31He's the one to watch out for.
37:37She's last.
37:39Last? For what?
37:42Who's first?
37:45Answer me!
37:48Who's first?
37:54Three stones.
37:57Three of us.
37:59Buffy.
38:01Stay calm.
38:03Buffy.
38:05Stay calm.
38:07We'll get out of this.
38:11Why did I ever let you talk me into coming here?
38:29She found the bracelet in the cemetery.
38:32Near the south wall.
38:34South wall.
38:36What are you doing?
38:39Oh.
38:41Sorry.
38:43The reflection thing that you don't have.
38:46Angel, how do you shave?
38:49South wall, that's near the college.
38:52And...
38:54The fraternity house.
38:56A fraternity?
38:58Could they be taking these girls?
39:00Let's get out there.
39:03Buffy.
39:05I know that it's concrete.
39:07Let's not disturb her until...
39:09Is there.
39:11With Cordelia, they went to a party at the Zeta Kappa house.
39:14She lied to me?
39:16Did...
39:18Did she have a date?
39:23Why do you think she went to that party?
39:25Because you gave her the brush off.
39:28You never let her do anything except work and patrol.
39:31And I know she's the chosen one,
39:34but you're killing her with the pressure.
39:36I mean, she's 16 going on 40.
39:39And you!
39:41I mean, you're gonna live forever.
39:43You don't have time for a cup of coffee?
39:47Okay.
39:49I don't feel better now,
39:51and we've gotta help Buffy.
39:58One day I'll have money,
40:00prestige,
40:02power.
40:04And on that day, they'll still have more.
40:15Makita.
40:19We who serve you,
40:22we who receive all that you bestow,
40:26call upon you in this holy hour.
40:31We have no wealth,
40:34no possession,
40:36except that which you give us.
40:39We have no power,
40:42no place in the world,
40:44except that which you give us.
40:47Except that which you give us.
40:49What are they, some kind of cult or something?
40:52Yeah, a psycho cult.
40:55You've gotta do something.
40:57It's been a year since our last offering.
41:00A year in which our bounty overflowed.
41:03We come before you with fresh offerings.
41:07Offerings?
41:09He's talking about us?
41:11Do you see anyone else chained up in here?
41:17Accept our offering, Dark Lord,
41:21and bless us with your power.
41:25Makita.
41:26Makita.
41:30What's down there?
41:32Come forth, and let your terrible countenance
41:35look upon your servants
41:37and their humble offering.
41:40We call you,
41:42Makita.
41:44In his name, Makita.
41:47There's something down there,
41:49and he's gonna throw us down there with it.
41:52I don't think so.
41:54No?
41:55Well, that's good. That's...
41:57I don't think we go to it.
42:00I think it comes to us.
42:03Oh...
42:12Oh, my...
42:25Come on, puppy.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:29Oh, come on.
42:31Oh...
42:33For he shall rise from the depths,
42:35and we shall tremble before him.
42:37He who is the source of all we inherit
42:40and all we possess,
42:42Makita.
42:43Makita.
42:45And if he is pleased with our offerings,
42:47then our fortunes shall increase.
42:50Makita.
42:52Let our fortunes increase.
42:54And on the tenth day of the tenth month,
42:57he shall be anchored,
43:00and we shall feed him.
43:02Feed him.
43:05Feed him.
43:12Looks like everyone's gone.
43:16Hey.
43:18Hey.
43:20What are you guys doing here?
43:22A bunch of girls are missing.
43:24The Zeta Kappas may be involved.
43:26And Buffy.
43:28Are you wearing makeup?
43:31No.
43:33I think Buffy's still in Sideswim with Cordelia.
43:36Her car's still here.
43:38Why are you wearing that?
43:40Well, I found it in their trash,
43:42and I...
43:44I saw them through the window.
43:46They were wearing robes and went down to the basement.
43:48I was gonna use it to sneak in.
43:50They may be involved in some kind of ritual.
43:52With the missing girls.
43:55With Buffy.
43:59Okay, that is the guy you went to party with.
44:07Hey, reptile boy.
44:09No woman speaks to him.
44:11You don't want her.
44:13Look at her. She's all skin and bones.
44:15Half an hour later, you'll be hungry.
44:17I told you to shut up.
44:21You speak again,
44:23and I'll cut your throat.
44:35Got locked out dumping the trash.
44:38Let me in. I don't want to miss the, uh...
44:41You know what?
44:43Worth it!
44:57Something's going on upstairs.
44:59Go. Go!
45:01Go!
45:11Feed Dark Lord.
45:31That's for the wig.
45:33That's for the bra.
45:38Some guy's attacking Buffy with a sword.
45:40Also, there's a really big snake.
45:44That's what I make of it.
45:46And that's for the last 16 and a half years.
45:49Hey, Buffy! Snake basement now!
45:56Hey, Buffy!
45:58Snake basement now!
46:06You bitch.
46:08I'll serve you to him in pieces.
46:11Tell him.
46:13You talk too much.
46:16Move!
46:18Help!
46:21Help!
46:28Let her go, Wormy.
46:45You did it.
46:48You saved us.
46:50I've never been so happy to see anyone in my hole.
46:55You guys.
46:57I just hate you guys.
47:01The weirdest things always happen when you're around.
47:05And you.
47:07You're going to jail for 15,000 years.
47:16I told one lie.
47:19I had one drink.
47:21Yes.
47:23And you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake.
47:27The words, let that be a lesson, are a tad redundant at this juncture.
47:32I'm sorry.
47:34So am I.
47:37I...
47:40I...
47:42I...
47:45I drive you too hard because I know what you have to face.
47:51From now on, no more pushing, no more prodding.
47:56Just...
47:59an inordinate amount of nudging.
48:02Come on.
48:10Come on.
48:13Here you go.
48:21Thank you, Jonathan.
48:24Did we forget something?
48:26Um...
48:28Cinnamon, chocolate, half-calf, nonfat.
48:34Extra foam.
48:41Young men are the only way to go.
48:48It says here that they've all been sentenced to consecutive life sentences.
48:54Investigators found the bones of missing girls in a huge cavern beneath the frat house.
48:59And older bones dating back 50 years.
49:02A surprising number of corporations whose chairmen and founders are former Delta Zeta Kappas...
49:07are suffering from falling profits, IRS raids, and suicides in the boardroom.
49:13Starve a snake, lose a fortune.
49:15Boy, I guess the rich really are different, huh?
49:18Have you heard from Angel?
49:21When he got so mad about you being in danger...
49:25and changed into a...
49:28it was the most amazing thing I ever saw.
49:31I mean, how many guys can...
49:33Angel, Angel, Angel.
49:35Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?
49:38Hey, man, how you doing?
49:40Coffee.
49:42Angel.
49:44Xander.
49:45I hear this place serves coffee.
49:48I thought maybe you and I should get some.
49:51Sometime.
49:53If you want.
49:57Yeah.
49:59Sometime.
50:04I'll let you know.
50:18She takes it away.
50:21She...
50:48Grr. Arrgh.