Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Scene, B.N. Sharma, Jassi Gill, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Scene, B.N. Sharma, Jassi Gill, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
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00:00Order! Order! Order!
00:04Shut up!
00:20Yes, what is it?
00:23Why are you staring at me?
00:26Sir, did you say something?
00:28Sir, did you say something?
00:30Yes, I did. I came here to say something.
00:33Who do you think you are? A lawyer?
00:35Is this a wedding?
00:37Are you here to eat food?
00:39You're carrying money in your pockets.
00:41Will you say something?
00:43Sir, I'll see you on the next date.
00:45Is that so?
00:47Now, you'll be the one to pull the strings of this case.
00:50And you'll be the one to tell me,
00:53date after date, date after date, date after date,
00:55date after date,
00:57you're the one to blame me for this.
00:59Tomorrow, your son will come
01:01and ask me,
01:04date after date, date after date, date after date,
01:07and date after date.
01:09But I didn't get justice.
01:11All I got was a date.
01:13And if you go to court again,
01:16time will be wasted.
01:18The clock will keep ticking.
01:20Dad will keep begging.
01:21And you'll keep begging.
01:23Begging and begging.
01:25But you won't get justice.
01:27Stop this nonsense.
01:34The next date won't be after a month.
01:36It'll be tomorrow.
01:42To be honest,
01:44I like both of your faces.
01:48I'll keep looking at you.
01:51I'll keep looking at you.
02:21I'll keep looking at you.
02:28What were you thinking?
02:31I know your intentions.
02:34I've come to this seat
02:37because of people like you.
02:39A father is a father.
02:41I'll see you tomorrow.
02:52Gawandiyan's wedding.
02:54I have to go.
02:57I can't act.
03:00If you get a house,
03:02you'll have to stay with Gawandiyan.
03:04I won't go with you.
03:07Who told you I'm going with you?
03:09I have a standard.
03:11I don't go to pick pickles.
03:13I don't go.
03:21I don't go.
03:39Trita.
03:42You
03:44are leaving.
03:47You'll stay here.
03:49Really?
03:51Yes.
03:53You are a chicken.
03:55A chicken.
03:56You eat seeds.
04:16I'm ten steps ahead of you.
04:18I'm ahead.
04:20I'll beat you up.
04:22You won't be able to see me.
04:24I'll stand even if I see you.
04:26I'm Peema.
04:35You made me talk.
04:41You are Dal Badlu.
04:44Look, Dal Badlu.
04:48I'm Dal Badlu.
04:50I'm a wild cat.
05:18I'm Dal Badlu.
05:20I'm Dal Badlu.
05:22I'm Dal Badlu.
05:24I'm Dal Badlu.
05:26I'm Dal Badlu.
05:28I'm Dal Badlu.
05:30I'm Dal Badlu.
05:32I'm Dal Badlu.
05:34I'm Dal Badlu.
05:36I'm Dal Badlu.
05:38I'm Dal Badlu.
05:40I'm Dal Badlu.
05:42I'm Dal Badlu.
05:44I'm Dal Badlu.
05:46I'm Dal Badlu.
05:48I'm Dal Badlu.
06:00I'm Dal Badlu!
06:10If I get another chance, I'll make you pee.
06:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
06:48oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
07:18oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
07:48Oh
08:18Singing
08:23Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
08:26Laughing
08:34Order order
08:35Shut up
08:38Umm
08:40What happened to you?
08:41Mr.Ja
08:42You yourself are so surprised
08:44Then imagine how much trouble this client must be going through because of me.
08:49How much torture he must be going through because of her.
08:51But why has her skin color changed?
08:56Judge sir, her wife tortures her so much,
09:00she tortures her in such a way that the client next to me doesn't even realize that I'm in trouble.
09:05One minute, one minute.
09:07Either present the facts or the court's precious time shouldn't be wasted.
09:13Judge sir, I knew I would have to present the facts.
09:16That's why I'm here fully prepared.
09:18One minute.
09:20Look at this, Judge sir.
09:21What is this?
09:25This is a prawn.
09:26It's not a prawn, Judge sir.
09:28It's a time bomb.
09:29If a person eats such things every day,
09:31then the body will stay on its own.
09:33Who else would have eaten bread and bread and become black?
09:36Ha ha ha ha.
09:41Okay, okay.
09:42Shut up, shut up.
09:43Shut up.
09:46Okay, you do this.
09:50From today, eat vegetables.
09:52Like radish, carrots, cabbage, peas, turnips, beetroot.
09:59If you eat fresh vegetables, your color will change again.
10:04Understood?
10:05Okay, now go and rest.
10:07Well done.
10:08Excuse me, sir.
10:09Excuse me.
10:10This is not justice.
10:11If you want to give him a leave,
10:13if you want to give his client a leave,
10:14then you should give my client a leave as well.
10:16The law is equal for everyone.
10:18You too have a leave.
10:22Amazing.
10:23Today's generation is very fast.
10:27Come on.
10:28Now I'm going to take two lawyers from you.
10:33You make a lot of files, don't you?
10:35I'll check your files now.
10:39Huh?
10:40What's written here?
10:42Kiranbir sometimes rapes.
10:44Look, sir.
10:45Look at his hobby.
10:47People have a hobby.
10:49Some write.
10:50Some paint.
10:51Some go hiking in the mountains.
10:53And you, sir?
10:54Sometimes rapes?
10:56Oh my God.
10:58The earth doesn't give me time, sir.
11:01Sir, I've written about this as well.
11:04Where is it written, sir?
11:05On which page?
11:06Look for yourself.
11:07You make the file.
11:10Oh, sir.
11:11Why are you accusing my little bird?
11:14It's not rape.
11:15Sometimes he raps.
11:17R-A-P-E, sir.
11:20What is rap?
11:21What are you talking about, sir?
11:23These days, kids rap.
11:25Your kids must be rapping.
11:27I've never seen any kid rap.
11:32Daulat Singh.
11:34Have you ever seen kids catch a pigeon from the roof of the house?
11:38There are some roofs
11:40where kids can easily catch a pigeon
11:41even if there's no wall.
11:44This is different.
11:45If you mess with Baba's case,
11:49your son will be so shocked
11:51that you'll forget everything.
11:53Hey.
11:54What are you saying?
11:57Do you even know what you're talking about?
11:59I'll get down and slap you a few times.
12:02Don't shout.
12:04Or I'll put this case right here.
12:07No date.
12:08No hearing.
12:09Straight to the point.
12:14And when this diagram falls on someone,
12:18the person doesn't get up.
12:19He gets up.
12:28Yes?
12:28Mr. Jai.
12:29So, what do you want to present?
12:32Rap.
12:54Sir, this is called rap.
12:56This is worse than rap.
12:59You thought so, sir.
13:01This is for young people.
13:02Listen.
13:04You can call me whatever you want.
13:05But don't make me feel like I'm not young.
13:09Daulat Singh always lives a young life.
13:14I can rap too.
13:17Sir.
13:18If you don't mind, I'd like to say
13:20that your age is a sign of your name.
13:22It's a sign of your status.
13:24What are you talking about?
13:26Rap is not for you.
13:29Order. Order. Order.
13:31Order. Order.
13:32I'm telling you.
13:33You can't rap.
13:38You can write. But you can't rap.
13:40You can't.
13:41You can't, sir.
13:43Rap.
13:44Order. Order. Order.
13:53Jani. Jani.
13:56Listen, Kaka.
13:58Today, I'll light a firecracker for you.
14:02Jani. Jani.
14:04Listen, Kaka.
14:06Today, I'll light a firecracker for you.
14:11I'll roam around the house
14:13with my respect and pride.
14:15Jani. Jani.
14:17Listen, Kaka.
14:20You'll roam around with a diaper on.
14:23I'll shoot you like a sniper.
14:25I'll shoot you like a sniper.
14:30Don't act smart.
14:32I'll make you loose.
14:34I'll search the entire area.
14:36Jani. Jani.
14:39Listen, Kaka.
14:41Today, I'll light a firecracker for you.
14:46Jani. Jani.
14:48Listen, Kaka.
14:50Yayo, Daulat Singh.
14:55Yayo, Daulat Singh.
15:25Sat Naam Shri Vaheguru.