Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Scene, Jaswinder Bhalla, B.N Sharma, Latest Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Scene, Jaswinder Bhalla, B.N Sharma, Latest Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
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00:00We thank you from the bottom of our hearts
00:07that you all gather for our one whistle.
00:13Dear brothers, as if you don't know
00:18that tomorrow is the 13th of April
00:22and today is the 12th.
00:24We should have started a little later.
00:26From the 1st of April.
00:27Don't teach them to sing.
00:29Get back to work.
00:31The thing is, like every year,
00:36we are celebrating Bhushan's birthday
00:40with a lot of pomp and show.
00:46Dear brothers,
00:48if someone were to die at Mr. Jhelum's house,
00:56they wouldn't be able to celebrate it with you.
01:04So, tomorrow, on the auspicious occasion of Bhushan's birthday,
01:11our honourable Jailor will present a colourful programme in front of you all.
01:20I will arrange it.
01:21The girls won't be able to make it to the stage.
01:23What does colour mean?
01:25Won't Sunny Leone come here?
01:26I'll tell Ranjeet Baba.
01:28Instead of colour, he'll say culture.
01:30He won't even announce it.
01:32Sir, we'll do it then.
01:33Get back.
01:35Dear brothers,
01:37we know how much Vaisakhi means to our Punjabis.
01:44On this auspicious occasion,
01:46our Jailor,
01:48the MLA of our area,
01:50Mr. Satpal Mandehar,
01:53is going to make another promise.
01:56What's more important is that
01:58on this auspicious occasion,
02:00he is going to give a big gift to all the prisoners.
02:05Long live Jailor Jalore Singh Jhol!
02:08Long live Jailor Jalore Singh Jhol!
02:11Long live Jailor Jalore Singh Jhol!
02:14Long live!
02:17Long live Jailor Jalore Singh Jhol!
02:20Long live Jailor Jalore Singh Jhol!
02:22Long live!
02:24My son, Jagrata?
02:26Jailor, what's the gift?
02:28Wait a minute.
02:29Can't you wait for a day?
02:31My mother and son have been waiting for 21 years.
02:38This is called an announcement.
02:40I'm not an MLA.
02:42I'm a Sub-Inspector.
02:43And I'm the one who keeps making announcements at the railway stations.
02:46That the Jailor Express from Jammu
02:48will come on platform number 3 instead of platform number 7.
02:51I'm so scared of you.
02:54Sir, listen to me.
02:56What do you want me to listen to?
02:57Shut up!
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08:07I have to stop the car.
08:10I have to meet my daughter.
08:14That's the car.
08:16Keep the number.
08:27I would have killed you if you had stopped me.
08:32I won't stop the car with my hands like this.
08:35I will have to wear this as a dead body on the road.
08:40Then I will stop the car.
08:43Think about it.
08:45You have to go to Jawaharlal Nehru's house.
08:48If you stop the car somewhere, no one will let you go.
08:51You hide.
08:52Okay?
08:54Hide or you will be killed.
08:57Shut up and wear it.
08:58Only then you will be killed.
09:05Keep the steering wheel straight, driver.
09:08Are you awake?
09:09Yes, I am awake.
09:10How much trust do you have in me?
09:12Don't be scared.
09:13I don't break your trust.
09:14As soon as you lose your trust, it's like someone broke your legs.
09:18It's not a big deal.
09:19But still, it's better to tell you.
09:21What can I tell you?
09:22Should I tell you in a truck?
09:24Or should I tell you in the morning?
09:25You come with me.
09:27A dog has come down.
09:28What happened?
09:29I am not a dog. I am a dogman.
09:31Now, run away.
09:32Can't you see a person sleeping on the road?
09:34Forgive me, sir.
09:36I can't see anything because of the darkness.
09:39Can't you get a light on the cycle?
09:41We have put a generator on the cycle.
09:43You call it a light.
09:45We have a lot of money with us.
09:46We run the air-conditioning in the tires.
09:48It's enough for a poor man to breathe.
09:50But there is someone sitting next to him.
09:53Wear it on the road.
09:54Let's ride the cycle.
09:56No, no.
09:57Don't ride the cycle, brother.
09:58We are two people.
09:59We will ride the cycle.
10:00We will ride the cycle wherever you say.
10:02We will leave.
10:03Four people will sit here.
10:04I don't understand how two people were sitting.
10:06Idiot.
10:07No, brother.
10:08We are just following the name.
10:09Nothing happens at first.
10:11We are just like the sacks that we are.
10:15It's been three nights.
10:16We haven't slept.
10:17Please take our cycle.
10:19Okay, we won't take it.
10:20Please.
10:21We have to stop the car.
10:22Yes.
10:23You sit on the road like dead bodies.
10:24Come on.
10:25Come on.
10:26We haven't slept for three days.
10:28I think we haven't spoken for three days.
10:30Our friends are infuriated.
10:33Someone please kill this guy.
10:35Laksh…
10:36Someone please kill this guy.
10:39Laksh…
10:40We haven't spoken for three days.
10:41This is a real Laksh.
10:43We won't speak for three days.
10:44This is our house.
10:46Come brother.
10:47Come here.
10:49We are helpless.
10:51So much helpless.
10:52If they don't come down, they will shoot.
10:55They say they will shoot.
10:57Don't they have a gun?
10:58I don't have a gun.
10:59It's okay, I'll talk to him right now.
11:01Get up, come on.
11:02Come on, get up.
11:10Brother, you said you'd shoot him,
11:12but you don't have a gun.
11:16Your mother shot him.
11:19Give me your clothes, I'll show you the gun.
11:21No, no, no.
11:22Give it to me.
11:23Brother, we're not that kind of people.
11:24Give me your clothes.
11:25We're not that kind of people.
11:27Give it to me.
11:28Brother, we're not that kind of people.
11:30Brother, we're not that kind of people.
11:32We're not that kind of people.
11:35Brother, these corpses aren't killing us.
11:44You haven't slept in three days, right?
11:46I'll die after I sleep.