さんまのお笑い向上委員会 2024年9月7日
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00:31You're pulling your hair too much!
00:33That was scary!
00:35That's enough!
00:37And then...
00:41The second impact of Jinnai will happen again.
00:48Episode 237.
00:50The Cruel New Jinnai
00:52Even the N1 champion is alone in the convenience store.
00:55The plan of 100 friends.
00:59Here are the guests who have something to say to Mr. Yaren.
01:03Please come in!
01:14Who's the smart one?
01:17Who's the smart one?
01:19You're pulling your hair too much!
01:21You're pulling Nagano-san's hair too much!
01:23That's enough!
01:25That was a long time ago!
01:28You're not pulling my hair too much!
01:31You're pulling my hair too much!
01:34You're pulling my hair too much!
01:37I don't have a haircut!
01:40I don't have a haircut!
01:41That's great!
01:42I don't have a haircut!
01:44I don't have a haircut!
01:46I don't have a head spa!
01:48I don't have a head spa!
01:51People with a chicken head can beat Jinnai-san!
01:54Zagoshi came the other day too.
01:56I'm done.
01:58You were scary at the end.
02:00Yes.
02:02You were scary.
02:04Please stop.
02:06I'm done.
02:08I'm done.
02:10The end.
02:18I'm done.
02:22Stop it.
02:24Thank you very much.
02:26Thank you very much.
02:28That's enough.
02:30Please stop.
02:32This is the end of the match.
02:34You did it at M-1.
02:36I did it the next day.
02:38Was it the fastest?
02:40Yes, it was the fastest.
02:42I did it the next day.
02:44You had black eyes.
02:46I was playing with Jinnai's eyes.
02:48I got a bacteria and my right eye didn't open.
02:50It's a curse.
02:52It's a curse between me and Nagano.
02:56Nagano said this.
02:58I had respect for him.
03:00I thought it would be rude
03:02if I put Jinnai's right eye down.
03:06You are more and more serious.
03:08Don't put your eyeballs on the ground.
03:10You don't need to be so careful.
03:12You don't need to be so careful.
03:14It's because I have respect for him.
03:16You don't need to be so careful.
03:18Clean it up.
03:20You are not comfortable.
03:22I feel sorry for him.
03:24Next, a claim from Minamikawa.
03:26This is a claim from YARENZ.
03:28It's very difficult to get along.
03:30It's very difficult to get along.
03:32It was very easy.
03:34YARENZ is a factory guest.
03:36YARENZ is a factory guest.
03:38We are a claim guest.
03:40We are a claim guest.
03:42There are many people related to YARENZ.
03:44There are many people related to YARENZ.
03:46There are many people related to YARENZ.
03:48We don't get along with them.
03:50We don't get along with them.
03:52We don't get along with them.
03:54We performed together.
03:56We performed together.
03:58We performed together.
04:00We performed together.
04:02We performed together.
04:04We performed together.
04:06We performed together.
04:08We performed together.
04:10We performed together.
04:12We performed together.
04:14We performed together.
04:16We came.
04:18There are barely any scenes.
04:20We can perform.
04:22He is the only one with girlfriend.
04:24We can perform.
04:26He is the only one with girlfriend.
04:28He is the only one with girlfriend.
04:30He is likely to be bad-tempered.
04:32What I say is not true.
04:34What I say is not true.
04:36What I say is not true.
04:38I have been rejected by YARENZ
04:40I have been rejected by YARENZ
04:42Not everyone wants to get along with you.
04:44I'm not Minamikawa.
04:46I'm not Minamikawa.
04:48You're Minamikawa!
04:50I'm not Minamikawa.
04:52You are Minamikawa!
04:54I'm not Minamikawa.
04:56You're Minamikawa!
04:58What are you?!
05:00I'm Chihara Jr. when I'm recording YouTube.
05:04You're a little bit mischievous.
05:06You're mischievous, aren't you?
05:08You're mischievous.
05:10I'm Yarenzu when I'm recording YouTube.
05:12I'm sorry.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:16You're not here.
05:18You're not here.
05:20We're not here.
05:22We're in the top 10 of the draft.
05:24We've met 7 or 8 times.
05:28I just happened to be on YouTube.
05:30We're not close at all.
05:32Don't say that.
05:34You're not close at all.
05:36You're not close at all.
05:38You're not close at all.
05:40No one likes you.
05:42Really?
05:44No one likes you.
05:46There's No one.
05:48You're just a little kid.
05:50You're the perfect match for him.
05:52The perfect match for him.
05:54You're the only friend.
05:56I've only had tea with him once.
05:58I've only had tea with him once.
06:00I've only had tea with him once.
06:02We've met before.
06:04No.
06:06We've met before.
06:08It's like a snack at night.
06:09No, I don't want to go there!
06:11Why?
06:13I don't want to go there!
06:14There's no snack!
06:15What a weird guess.
06:16It's not like a big party.
06:20It's like a coffee shop where you have a little chat and break up.
06:25Isn't it funny?
06:26I don't think so.
06:28Not at all.
06:29If you want to order a drink, you need to put a memory glass and sing,
06:33It's old.
06:35It's not old.
06:37It's not old.
06:39It's old.
06:41It's old.
06:43It's old.
06:45It's old.
06:47It's old.
06:49It's old.
06:51Although it's a light flavor,
06:53it's hard to see the real thing.
06:55It's Yaren's Narahara.
06:57From here,
06:59the darkness of man is revealed little by little.
07:03I agree.
07:05Mr. Sanma tends to get into big things.
07:07I don't think so.
07:09When I went to Kansai,
07:11I got into Kaminuma-san.
07:13And Jean Bozaki.
07:15I don't get into them.
07:17I don't like this kind of joke.
07:19I don't like this kind of joke.
07:21I don't like this kind of joke.
07:23Only Mr. Sanma is laughing.
07:25Only Mr. Sanma is laughing.
07:27It's a big position.
07:29It's a big position.
07:31It's a big position.
07:33It's a big position.
07:35I get excited only here.
07:37I get excited only here.
07:39I don't talk to anyone.
07:41You don't talk to anyone.
07:43Especially Mr. Narahara,
07:45he doesn't talk to anyone in private.
07:47You don't talk to anyone in private.
07:49He doesn't open his mind.
07:51He doesn't open his mind.
07:53I don't know if he is really Mr. Narahara.
07:57No one has confirmed it.
07:59You don't have to do that.
08:01Do you want to use my ace or not?
08:03What do you mean you don't have to?
08:05I had to use it.
08:07Who?
08:09In front of all the people.
08:11It's the American Cheetah King.
08:13Gendai!
08:15Gendai!
08:17Gendai!
08:19Stop it!
08:21Stop it with those words.
08:23I did it!
08:25It's your turn.
08:27COMMENTATORS SHOUT
08:38Throw it to me!
08:40Commentators shout
08:47Push it back!
08:48An army of commentators shouting
08:52Wow!
08:54Amazing!
08:56Hurry up and sign here!
08:58Thank you!
09:00I can see it!
09:02It's really there!
09:04It's really there!
09:06Please sign here!
09:08Please sign here!
09:10It's the same as that time!
09:12Please sign here!
09:14I'll give it to you later!
09:16It's the same as that time!
09:18It's not like, ah!
09:20It's the eye of the lion!
09:22It's written like that!
09:24Ah!
09:26Wow!
09:28Amazing!
09:30It's not like, ah!
09:32Let's take a photo of it!
09:34Thank you!
09:36I'll give it to you later!
09:38What happened to your outfit?
09:40This...
09:42Please ask the stylist
09:44to do this pose.
09:46She'll make the pose ready.
09:48What the fun
09:58Jin-chan Jin-chan Jin-chan
10:12Oh
10:18Foreign
10:48Oh
11:18Come on
11:48Foreign
12:18Foreign
12:48May you a woman to one to finish the star Kaido Hashimoto your ends
12:56But I'm gonna die anymore scarlet in IKARA
13:01Indiscriminate
13:03I don't want to go across I don't know
13:06Sonoma's walkie-talkie
13:08Narahara no personal Oshiru gaining Nakamura
13:11Hobo-hobo kind of Joe died
13:13Sorry, I'm Tony. I'm I'm not caught there. He's on there. It's on the water. Nice. Yes
13:19It can normal type know I got up there you know
13:23Nakano got psycho my chameleon will cook she wanted to eat
13:26Hey, son. God. Hey, son. Hey, son
13:30I know
13:31You could all I find no kataga SNS day
13:35Yeah, you know you got way to go. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't talk in this kiddo
13:39So they'll put soon you get your sake can you hand up? I'm a die
13:44But I'll get that all they want
13:46Hold the key so to need a little
13:48Come on. I know you're not God. I got a your kite a little cool. Oh good. Take it away. That is good
13:53Oh, yeah, yeah, but we will let you tonight. They eat. I might miss it. Do you know what I'm talking about?
13:59It's a little shit
14:01I don't know
14:03Yeah, I guess it's a good one. Yeah, that's it. Oh, no, I don't see you. Oh, don't want to hang out
14:07I get that it's a little book. It's a SNS. Oh
14:10Bro, it's a little bit
14:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:16Sorry, it's a little bit. Oh, yeah, so they want to look at you guys
14:19I don't got to get it. I don't got to get it. I didn't kill you. It's got to eat it
14:22You don't do he's I need to eat it. Oh, no, it's I can do some
14:26Cool, isn't it? Do you think I'm there?
14:28I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
14:31It's tight on this one. I think I'm there. I'm not gonna go out tonight. I blocked you
14:34I'm just you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
14:40I
15:10Don't know
15:40How you doing
15:42How you doing
15:44How you doing
15:46How you doing
15:48How you doing
15:50How you doing
15:52How you doing
15:54How you doing
15:56How you doing
15:58How you doing
16:00How you doing
16:02How you doing
16:04How you doing
16:06How you doing
16:08I
16:38He's got a bad temper.
16:40He's got a bad temper.
16:42Go, go.
16:44Last year,
16:46I had a live performance.
16:48In the corner,
16:50there was an explosion of headphones.
16:52I couldn't hear anything.
16:54The music was too loud.
16:56I was like,
16:58wow!
17:00I received a lot of audience.
17:02They came closer and took the headphones.
17:04It wasn't that loud.
17:06How was it?
17:08Ebisu!
17:10Take me to Ebisu!
17:12Take me to Ebisu!
17:14Ebisu!
17:16Ebisu!
17:18Ebisu!
17:20How will he feel?
17:22He's got a bad temper.
17:24He's got a bad temper.
17:26It's private.
17:28He's got a bad temper.
17:30It's private.
17:32It's private.
17:34It's private.
17:36It's private.
17:38He was talking.
17:40Yes.
17:42Where is he now?
17:44Where is he now?
17:46What are you doing?
17:48What are you doing?
17:50What are you doing?
17:52He was about to eat pasta.
17:54He was about to eat pasta.
17:56He's got a bad temper.
17:58He's got a bad temper.
18:00He's got a bad temper.
18:02It's private.
18:04It's private.
18:06Who?
18:10Umakaido!
18:12Go-on!
18:14Go-on!
18:16Go-on!
18:18No way!
18:20No way!
18:22Go-on!
18:24Go-on!
18:30Umakaido!
18:32It's a commercial!
18:34It's a commercial!
18:36It's a commercial!
18:38It's amazing!
18:40It's amazing!
18:46In the desert where the faraway land is isolated,
18:48I managed to survive tonight.
18:50Metatime Edstone.
18:54In a stable line-up,
18:56where the rough recording is neatly organized.
18:58In a stable line-up...
19:00My English!
19:02My English!
19:04Hello, this is Somao Meatball!
19:06Hikikomori, good job!
19:08Let's go!
19:10Oh, this is not it.
19:12Okay, I'll do a gag!
19:14Shin-nyo!
19:16Music will continue to be Shin-nyo!
19:18I want to deliver to everyone!
19:20Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko!
19:22Ebizo!
19:24Ebizo!
19:26This is amazing!
19:28This is amazing!
19:30This is amazing!
19:32This is amazing!
19:34This is amazing!
19:36Yes, thank you!
19:40From Heiten.
19:42I go around the country
19:44and do a show
19:46with erotic ladies.
19:48What do the ladies
19:50who work in those erotic shops
19:52usually say?
19:54What do they say?
19:56Are you a North Korean celebrity?
19:58Please type this in!
20:00I'm a very nice person,
20:02but my name is Yoshimura.
20:08He froze!
20:10He froze!
20:12That was beautiful!
20:14He froze!
20:16That was amazing!
20:20It's cold!
20:22Go, go!
20:26But you did go, didn't you?
20:28Yes, I did.
20:30That's the truth.
20:32That's the first time.
20:34That's the first time.
20:38Especially in Kyushu.
20:40They told me to do a show while I was playing.
20:42Really?
20:44That's amazing.
20:46I'll finish early.
20:48He froze!
20:50He froze!
20:52He froze!
20:54He froze!
20:56He froze!
21:00From Heiten.
21:02A farm.
21:04Do you want to drink fresh milk?
21:06Yes, I do.
21:08You can't drink fresh milk
21:10in the city.
21:12Why did you mix it?
21:16You have a good sense of rhythm.
21:18He's really into it.
21:20He's really into it.
21:22Who is it today?
21:24Gaku.
21:26I'm glad.
21:28I'm jealous.
21:30From Heiten.
21:32Chequera Shuru.
21:34A waiter
21:36who is being forced to serve.
21:40Chequera Shuru.
21:42Chequera Shuru.
21:44He's always
21:46talking to his computer.
21:50Chequera Shuru.
21:52Chequera Shuru.
21:54He's playing the keyboard
21:56in the kids' room.
21:58Chequera Shuru.
22:00Chequera Shuru.
22:02Chequera Shuru.
22:04Chequera Shuru.
22:06Chequera Shuru.
22:08Chequera Shuru.
22:10Chequera Shuru.
22:12He's really happy.
22:14Stop it!
22:16He's really weak.
22:18Who is it?
22:20It's me.
22:22It's me.
22:24It's me.
22:26If it's me, it's the same.
22:28It's me.
22:30It's me.
22:32While drinking alcohol,
22:34he said he likes Narahara.
22:36He said that.
22:38He knows that.
22:40He said that.
22:42He said that.
22:44He said that.
22:46He said that.
22:48Please update with me.
22:50Wait a minute.
22:52He's coming.
22:54He's coming.
22:56He's coming.
22:58He's coming.
23:00He's coming.
23:02He's coming.
23:08I'm Yoshimura.
23:14Minagashi Haishin is on TVer and FOD.
23:16He's beautiful.
23:18Horse Kaido.
23:22Let's take a break.
23:26I'm exhausted.
23:28I can't stay like this.
23:30It's already finished.
23:32I'm glad.
23:34I don't know anything about YAREN.
23:36I'm glad Jinnai is here.
23:38I'm glad Jinnai is here.
23:40I'm glad Jinnai is here.
23:42I'm glad Jinnai is here.
23:44Let's do that again.
23:46Let's do that again.
23:48That's scary.
23:50That's scary.
23:52I tried so hard to find the episode of YAREN.
23:54I tried so hard to find the episode of YAREN.
23:56I asked the young actors.
23:58I've heard about it, but I don't remember anyone.
24:01We've all been together.
24:03We've been on stage together.
24:05We've been on every single one of the shows.
24:08We've all been in contact.
24:09We've all talked about it.
24:11But I don't remember anything.
24:14I don't remember.
24:15I don't remember.
24:16I don't remember if we've been together.
24:18I don't have any bad feelings about it.
24:20I don't have any good feelings about it either.