How did you Lose your Virginity_
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00:00Today, we're gonna ask strangers uncomfortable questions. How did you lose your virginity?
00:08All right guys, we're Coachella 2023 right now with Jeff the motherfucking caster
00:12Guys, I love connecting with people in no better place than Coachella
00:14So what's the first word that comes to your mind right now? Hungry. I'm gay
00:19Fuck. Yeah, take drugs. Amor. Penis. Penis
00:22You're hot. I'm hot. Let's go. Prostate. Fire. Coachella. Lit. Lit.
00:28How did you lose your virginity? I was in high school
00:31I had a group project
00:33With this whore and I was like, I need to get it done
00:36I went to the girl's house. Nobody else in the group pulled it up except me. I was like
00:40Oh, so you were just you and her stuck it in for about point two five seconds. Yeah busted everywhere
00:46Same here, bro, bro for me. It was like 32 seconds, but you know, it was still pretty mine
00:50It was like two seconds two seconds
00:51Yeah, I used to last like 32 seconds then I got circumcised at 19 to make me last longer
00:56Now I last a solid 54 seconds, bro. I'm destroying just like
01:02Exactly
01:04It's not about the length. It's about the quality. You know what I mean? Oh mine's sad. I'm not gonna say it but my trauma
01:11my trauma but after that trauma home to the power back because
01:16Trauma this Coachella. We don't got no trauma. How did you lose your virginity? I was very late. I was 21
01:22Okay, yeah, and it was the guy that I was dating what's the first word that comes to your mind right now
01:27Man, beautiful. Is that a compliment? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, let's go a pearl pearl. Oh the earring
01:32Yeah, all my toxic the masculine friends are giving me a lot of shit for wearing pearl earrings
01:37They say I look like a vegan. Do you have anything to say to those people? That's literally stupid
01:41Juice i'm jewish. Oh, i'm german. I'm, sorry. Do you want anything? Do you want a handjob or something? I'm gonna i'm, you know, some reparations
01:48I'm jewish. He's german. We're making friends. Do you have one message if your ex was watching right now watching you?
01:55I hope you're doing well. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
01:58I'm living a really good life now. I miss you. I miss you. Let's go. I wish you well
02:04I don't care about you. I have an ex I do. Yeah, what's a message you'd want to send to them right now?
02:09I think that I would just say I hope they're doing well. I hope they're taking care of themselves
02:13I hope that they don't make the same mistake twice. Oh shit, because I think you might have stabbed them
02:18I don't know something about you gives me I don't know. I don't know you just like
02:23Listen the past is the past. Okay, your boyfriend. He's okay. I just want you to know i'm not available anymore because he's married
02:31But hey, we had a good time mario's your replacement
02:34Come here
02:37Open your eyes
02:40Pineapple pineapple
02:42He's a better kisser if she was watching right now
02:44What's one message you want to give her right now be more respectful to people take that home case. Wish you were not here
02:50Oh, wait, they're here. They're here. Oh, they're good. Your ex was watching right now
02:53Do you have one message for him like he's watching that that's I hope you I hope you're watching this. I love him
02:58You still love him. Yeah, of course
03:00He's the best person in the world and I don't regret anything. I wish you kept your promises
03:04We could have been here together. Oh, oh my god. Is she the one that got away?
03:08in another life
03:11I will be your girl. It's all right go die. I appreciate you. Have a good one. Bye
03:16She said I love you. She said I love you guys. My mom in germany never once told me she loves me
03:22Okay, and a random girl at coachella said to me that she loves me
03:25What's been the craziest thing you've experienced at coachella so far drugs drugs?
03:30What drug are we talking from mushrooms? Somali to life, you know to life?
03:35Craziest thing. I mean I blacked out you blacked out one. Yeah, I couldn't handle it
03:39That's it. Yeah, your pressure's real here. Yeah, I don't know
03:42I'll probably face plant on the floor face plant on the floor my two friends either fake. How did you lose your virginity?
03:47I asked nicely with a lot of consent. Let's reenact it. Right? I'm that person, right?
03:52Yeah, just like that. Do you want to go in my room and do and do stuff?
03:58He said like the most creepiest guy you want to um, do you want to go in my room and do stuff
04:04You make me very nervous because you're so handsome. Oh
04:07Let's go to the porter party. Let's go to the porter party right now. Let's go right now. How did you lose your virginity?
04:14In college I the german girl once
04:18She was great. Her name was nina. He fucked mexico. Shout out to nina
04:22How was the experience that was getting 110 for you 10?
04:24She was like six two tallest biggest I've ever seen in my life. Is that a good thing?
04:29I miss it nina if you're watching this, I apologize. I ghosted you. I'm, sorry nina
04:34How did I lose my virginity in a trailer? How can I get to attend?
04:38Do you have any tips for guys really worship the woman let her like tell you what she wants because there needs to be communication
04:44Otherwise, there's just gonna be two people doing like what they want to do when you have to like work together
04:48How did you lose your virginity? It was just my girlfriend. Okay, how old were you? I was like 17
04:53Okay, I was just like kind of waiting but like yeah, we were both still virgin
04:57Yeah, and she told me like she wanted to do like the whole thing at once like she wanted to do the whole thing
05:03At once so like start off with the banger like start up with like, you know
05:07How would you rate your experience the first time I was scared from one to ten?
05:09I would rate it like a six out of ten six out of ten because like it's the first time I think
05:14Nobody's first time would be like six out of ten
05:17I don't think I don't think everybody's I don't think anybody's first time would be like a 10 out of 10. I know. Yeah
05:25How long did you last the first time you do my mask definitely like an hour and a half hour and a half
05:28That's great, man. 32 seconds. I think it was just because I was stressed
05:33How did you guys lose your virginity? How was it like on a rose path?
05:37You know with rose petals very romantic and in a bedroom in a bedroom. Yeah, how would you rate that experience?
05:42Five very disappointed five five like what do men do wrong?
05:47They don't understand they don't understand women no, how did you lose your virginity in a car? What car was it?
05:53It's a volkswagen volkswagen. There you go. That's amazing. I'm from germany. Do you have any tips for men in the bedroom the girl?
06:00Know what she's doing. Uh, I
06:04I just oh you just
06:06Yeah, yeah, you just lay down
06:08That's the message guys guys just lay down, you know
06:10Just be a little floppy fish and then let the girl do its thing. You know what I mean?
06:16I'm gonna get canceled off this shit so quickly, man
06:19Virgin mom you hear this i'm a virgin if you could picture your first time because you're a virgin we established it
06:24How do you want your first time to happen? I want to be like maybe skydiving or something
06:27I don't know skydiving and just inserting it. I don't I love it. I love it
06:31It seems logistically very difficult, but you know, I believe in you. I was 14. We got drunk
06:36I think she originally wanted me to put it in the poop chute
06:39And I just slid it into something. I thought it was the poop chute, but it was a vagina
06:43How would you rate that experience on this guy from one to ten? Oh 12 out of 10 12 out of 10 for real
06:46How would you rate just your current sexual experiences
06:51Do you have any tips for people like how do you get to 12 out of 10?
06:53You need the intimacy you got to go slow because when I first start having sex it's like kind of limp
06:58Yeah, yeah, but when you really work it over a long period of time no rush really get your time really gets hard
07:04He's aggressive like a german really gets hard. Yeah, okay too fast. You go too fast. My dick doesn't even get hard
07:10Oh, wow, so you get like that that's slow. Yes, you build it up. Okay, then you can shoot take notes guy
07:16How did you lose your virginity? I met this girl at the mall at the mall. Okay, that's a good start
07:21Let's reenact it. I'm the girl. Okay. I'm at the mall. I said, hey, you're looking at some shoes
07:28Take notes guys, this is this is genius right now
07:30And I said, oh that's cool. Like you want to go get some ice cream because it was a really hot day
07:36It was like 95 degrees out. Okay after we got ice cream we made out under this tree
07:43That was outside the mall and then we went skinny dipping in the lake
07:48Let's go and then we went back to her place and that's how I lost my virginity. That's the most magic
07:53Story i've ever heard in my life. I lost my virginity to a prostitute in peru when I was 16 years old. That's rough, bro
08:00Watch like everything you guys do
08:05I'm also making money today. I fucking love it. I love it
08:09I appreciate you and what's your guys goal at coachella?
08:11Like what do people come here for see like amazing performers and have fun and meet like new people like meet new people
08:18Okay, so my best friend kylie was the reason i'm here. Yes. She says be a good human always. I love you guys
08:23She's the reason i'm here
08:24She's the reason I came last year and I will come every year in her honor
08:27And also this was one of the things where last year is she still alive? No, she passed. Oh, i'm, sorry
08:34She is like the kindest amazing most perfect human ever
08:38And in her honor, I think we need to celebrate and love our lives to the absolute max
08:41I love that because somebody passed away you can mourn but also you celebrate because that's probably what she would want, you know
08:46That's what we're doing. That's so beautiful guys. You're so wholesome. Fuck. I love this because i'm from germany
08:50It's very different in germany people very serious, you know i'm saying, you know, very efficient
08:53We want to party we want to have a gangbang at 2 p.m. And then we go home, you know
08:59What is your goal at coachella? What do you guys want to achieve today amazing pictures and to have a good time?
09:04That's amazing. Hey, let's be honest. That's what coachella is about. You know, what's your goal at coachella today?
09:08Like what do you want to achieve this weekend to see bad money to have a good time with all of my friends?
09:12I love that you so wholesome people so wholesome here. It's like, you know, I just want to have a good time
09:17I'm so wet
09:21Dude alpha male squad. Oh the good form
09:25What do you guys want to achieve at coachella tonight a good time good time good time
09:28That's the one me you want to achieve me? Yeah, you want to achieve me? Absolutely
09:31That's the coolest pickup that i've ever heard. I don't know if I should be scared or turned on right now
09:35You know, this is like very questionable. I want to do mills not drugs mills. Not drugs. I just want to have a chill time
09:41I'm waiting for sunday frank ocean. I used to skate with him like in 2008. Yeah. Did you guys ever make out?
09:48I personally didn't with him. But what kind of creator did it? It's just breaking news guys tmz
09:53I want to meet some new people. I want to meet new friends and I want to have the most epic new friends
09:57So not not us like other friends. I'm done with you guys better. I got it. It's been real
10:02You're my wife
10:04Okay, my wife status guys. I made it. I missed you guys. Where the fuck have you been? You leave me again
10:08I'll cut your dick off. Okay
10:10You look very wealthy
10:12What's our goal at coachella? Yeah, what do you guys want to tear it the fuck up who paid for you guys coachella ticket?
10:17He paid for them. What's the cost for a wristband here for vip 1200 bucks 1200 bucks. Do you take uh,
10:24Applications for another sugar baby right now. Yeah, i'm down paid for your coachella ticket our agency
10:30Agency agency, like how do you become an influencer? How do you do it? Just be yourself
10:34I want to be like this and I want to take a photo and I want to be invited to coachella
10:38Who paid for your coachella ticket? We did you did? Yes. Damn. It's my first year
10:42I had a saudi arabian prince pay for my tickets and you know, I just was fine. It's fine
10:46I just had to like, you know, you know like cuddle with him a little bit but that was that was all good
10:51You know, I may or may not have snuck in but you didn't hear it from you
10:55Who paid for your coachella ticket this year I did you did yeah, I work hard
10:58I pay for all my shit that I do could be a hot girl
11:01You know, you can be a little hot girl lifestyle, but you know, you're out there grinding with your hot ass, dude
11:06You are a hot ass dude, but I still bankroll my own life. I love what's your coachella diet my coachella diet
11:12We bring burgers to the campsite you do who paid for your coachella ticket. I did you did see somebody have sex right here
11:18Like that'd be cool. That's why we all come here. Come on. That's right. I want some drama in this place
11:22You know, right? You gotta go to berlin at a berlin club. People have sex at every berlin club. What's wild?
11:27What are we doing in america? What the I know americans improved here, you know, you want to be european?
11:31Your shorts would be this high, you know what I mean? Really? Do you have any german in you? No german
11:35Do you want some german in you? Uh, no
11:40That's right, that's right that's the message people ask me. Hey marie
11:42Why do you only talk to dudes because i'm afraid of talking to girls?
11:45I'm gonna be fully honest with you
11:46Especially if they're very hot because i'm afraid that they think that i'm hitting on them because i'm such a douchebag boy vibe
11:52You know, look at me. Look at me, bro, you know, but I gotta get out of my comfort zone. So let's do it
11:56san francisco
12:11No, but will you take me out I could take it
12:14Oh, please take me that
12:17I'm a cinema major show me your cinema in switzerland. Are you more guy by or girl girl by let me tell you switzerland
12:32If you had to guess my sexuality, what would you guess my sexuality I know mario a little fruit
12:37I love your blue steel, man. That's great. Fuck mary kill bad bunny the rock and harry styles
12:43Fuck bad bunny kill the rock kill the rock. Good luck and marry her style. Okay
12:49Oh my god, mary bad bunny
12:52Fuck the rock. So that's a power smash. That's a power move. Do you think you'd be on top or on the bottom?
12:57on the bottom
12:59Like nobody's topping the rock. No fucking body. Maybe thor
13:03Maybe do you think chris hemsworth and the rock if they had sex who'd be on top the rock who will be on top?
13:08I fucking love it. I fucking love it. You guys remind me of like hunger games or something
13:12May god be ever in your favor in your favor. Yeah, are you guys performing performing at the after parties?
13:17Are you hiring currently? Uh, we actually are accepting applications. I can't dance
13:21The only thing I can do is like I can peck bounce. Look at this. Oh, there you go
13:24Fuck mary kill harry styles bad bunny and the rock kill the rock fuck harry styles and mary bad
13:32What's the first word that comes to your mind right now bad bunny bad bunny every single person what's so great about bad bunny?
13:37He's amazing. He's hot. He's hot good. His music is amazing. Would you give bad bunny a handjob at a portal party right now?
13:42In three seconds in three seconds
13:45Mary kill harry styles bad bunny and the rock mary bad bunny
13:50The rock killer harry styles. Wow. I love that if you fuck the rock, would you be on top or on bottom bottom bottom?
13:56I love that. What are you doing? I'm asking about the penis size. That's what i'm doing. It's a job now
14:00Oh, very very small. That's okay though. You know five inches enough. I always say this five inches is enough five inches
14:08They're all shaking their head right now they're all shaking their head right now
14:11What's your guys's spirit vegetable radish radish
14:15That says a lot about your personality. Thank you so much
14:18What is gonna happen after we die? I hope it just fades to black. You hope it's just over
14:24Yeah, you don't want to be reborn as like a radish or something. That would be great
14:27See, that's what I was hoping for you really read my mind there
14:30You want to be reborn as a radish? Yeah, either that or i'd love to meet hades say hello tell him my love is work
14:35You want to know something funny but i'm walking over there and I see this really hot girl
14:38Yeah, and i'm like, oh my god, I gotta go talk to her then I see this pretty good looking guy next to him
14:42i'm, like
14:43They gotta be some like famous couple. I walk up and it's my ex
14:48Shut the fuck up
14:50That's so weird. You were gonna hit on her like good. Oh my god. I was like, hey, oh my god
14:57I want to tell the story real quick
14:58We met outside the porter potty and she said that we both have a gap you go. Can we touch gaps?
15:04Yeah, and then we went like this
15:09And i'd never done that before it's the most beautiful thing ever, you know, it's like my first minute at coachella
15:13All right, guys, and now we're gonna see blink 182, which is a famous k-pop band from argentina. Let's go
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