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00:00Quiet on set. Just another 83 days and then we're done. Let's savor every moment.
00:06Christ, what a mess. Not panicking. Just take five everyone!
00:12Everything's exploding at a million miles an hour and the movie is a scrotum resting on a razor's edge.
00:17The studio man is coming. Welcome to the future of getting reamed out.
00:20Hello team, what's up?
00:22Fuck.
00:24I've eaten a lot of shit for this movie. A subway footlong, but of turds.
00:29Oh my god, I love him.
00:31Can we internalize our panic?
00:33God, this is so rewarding.
00:35Everything okay?
00:36Everything's completely amazing.
00:38Be straight with me. Do you buy me as a guy who can make earthquakes happen?
00:41You're the greatest actor who ever lived.
00:43Really?
00:44Don't make me repeat myself. Because I won't.
00:46Why are we shooting, son?
00:48What else do I need to know?
00:50Holy fucking shit, the studio's on fire!
00:55Okay, it's just some houses. We're back, everyone!
00:59We must shoot!
01:01We will shoot!
01:05Hey Siri, read me messages.
01:08We need to talk about the divorce.
01:10I don't care if you're busy with your shitty movie for masturbating fuck nerds.
01:15Crying face emoji, crying face emoji, crying face emoji.
01:18What a day.