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00:00Come, dear. Come.
00:03Move.
00:09Dear.
00:11Hey, dear.
00:25Today, Karthik's mother is on the stage.
00:29I'm her mother.
00:32And there's Egypt's mother.
00:40I think, brother,
00:42today, I'm on the Great Indian Mommy Show.
00:46Yes!
00:50Show, show, show, show.
00:52Show, show, show.
00:54Thank you, family.
00:55And to all the people who have come,
00:58greetings.
01:00Greetings.
01:02Greetings.
01:04How are you?
01:08Wow.
01:15Kero Halo. Kero Halo.
01:16Kero Halo.
01:17Kero Halo.
01:18Kero Halo.
01:19Kero Halo.
01:21Kero Halo.
01:22Kero Halo.
01:24Kero Halo.
01:27Vanakam.
01:28Vanakam.
01:32That's it.
01:33That's it.
01:38Greetings, brother.
01:39Greetings. Greetings.
01:4370 minutes.
01:46My brother can say greetings
01:49for 70 minutes without stopping.
01:52That's why, we have to stop him.
01:57Stop him.
01:59Stop him.
02:01Stop him.
02:05Look.
02:06Can you see?
02:08I told you that my Karan Arjun...
02:15I told you that my Karan Arjun has come.
02:17He has come.
02:18He has come after tearing the earth apart.
02:21What is this?
02:23He will come after tearing the earth apart.
02:24He will come after tearing the earth apart.
02:26Are we your children or radish's children?
02:38Are we radish's children?
02:39I don't know.
02:40Who tear the earth apart every morning and...
02:51I don't like this shit, man. I don't like this shit.
02:58Can you see?
02:59My children are so useless.
03:01I told them to take revenge from Durjan.
03:04But they didn't take revenge.
03:05Is it revenge or curd that they will go to take every morning?
03:10That's it.
03:12Your mother told you to get a degree.
03:15Yes.
03:16So, you became an engineer.
03:17Yes.
03:19So, you became an engineer.
03:20Yes.
03:21She wakes up every morning and tells us to take revenge from Durjan.
03:25That's why we have become goons.
03:28We have become goons.
03:34I am so unfortunate.
03:36I have been sewing clothes for people all my life.
03:40Yes.
03:42So that they get shade. So that they live in shade.
03:44D3 is missing. Do you understand?
03:49Yes.
03:52He is a complete idiot.
03:56Shall I tell you something?
03:59Shall I tell you something?
04:18Yes, son.
04:25Yes, son. What is he saying?
04:26I want to tell you something about her.
04:33Do you know what she used to do to save money in childhood?
04:37What did she do?
04:38She used to drop us at the fair.
04:40Okay.
04:41And she used to say,
04:42stand in front of the jalebi shop and cry.
04:44That my mother is lost. My mother is lost.
04:47Someone or the other will feed you jalebi and leave.
04:53And then I will come back after half an hour.
04:56Where did you stay for half an hour?
05:00Where did you stay?
05:03Where did you stay?
05:05Because..
05:08I used to go and cry in front of the jalebi shop.
05:12That my children are lost.
05:14Someone or the other will feed me jalebi.
05:18I don't like this shit, man.
05:19I don't like it.
05:27How many of them think that their mothers do the same?
05:33I don't like this.
05:36Don't trouble your mother.
05:39Trouble my mother.
05:40I don't like it.
05:44Hey, Sapshu.
05:45Learn from her.
05:46Move. Move.
05:55What did you drop?
05:57Son, you are leaking.
06:05Learn from Kartik, son.
06:07He gifted his mother a car.
06:09And I tell him to go and get my gold bangles from Lala.
06:13He has got brass bangles.
06:15Yes, so at least we gave you brass bangles.
06:19He gave his mother a car made of copper.
06:23That too, a mini-copper car.
06:30Isn't it?
06:33Isn't it?
06:35But Kartik..
06:36How do you remain so cool in such frustration?
06:39I am not cool, sir.
06:40I am not cool.
06:42I am cold.
06:43Cold?
06:44I don't like her.
06:46That's why.
06:47What?
06:47I don't like her.
06:48Kartik, how do you and your family take care of your stomach?
06:52They can't even take care of one stomach of mine.
06:59So, mothers are different.
07:01In what?
07:02Their stomach is a bowl.
07:04Your stomach is a pot.
07:09Your stomach is a pot.
07:16Don't open it, son.
07:18Both these pots have come out from the same pot.
07:28I am not asking for a lot to eat.
07:30I just want to taste it.
07:32You should have had soda instead of tasting it.
07:35You should have had ginger.
07:36I don't like this shit, man.
07:38Come on.
07:42Superb!
07:48Karthik.
07:52Yeah.
08:02Krishna!
08:06Karthik.
08:09This woman always kept saying,
08:11let go of my bangles, let go of my bangles.
08:14She never said, let go of my booze.
08:17Old mong kainky.
08:26Come here.
08:27Come here.
08:28Come here.
08:29Come here.
08:30Speak.
08:31Speak properly.
08:32Speak properly.
08:33Speak.
08:36Learn something from her.
08:38How lovingly Karthik...
08:41Oh my God!
09:05Why are my two sons spreading like a riot?
09:11Learn from Karthik.
09:12Learn from Karthik.
09:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.
09:25Do something about him.
09:26Do something about him.
09:27Say something.
09:29He didn't make his parents doctors.
09:31His parents made him an engineer.
09:33Then why didn't you two make me an engineer?
09:40Karthik.
09:42Karthik.
09:49Oh my God!
09:56Oh my God!
10:02Look.
10:05You called me a fool again.
10:11Oh my God!
10:14Oh my God!