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00:00Hey, what have you done to yourself?
00:06You're sitting with a blanket over your head.
00:07Do you have a fever?
00:08I'm scared.
00:09What?
00:10If someone asks me if I'm in the office or not, tell them I'm out of town.
00:12But uncle, why would I lie?
00:15Because I don't lie.
00:16What's the matter?
00:17Tell me.
00:18I was going to the office listening to FM and then I got a call.
00:24Hello?
00:25Hello, sir.
00:26My sister saw your photo in the marriage bureau and liked you.
00:29Please meet her once so that you don't get late for the auspicious work.
00:32Okay, I'll try.
00:33Someone liked me.
00:35Mangal was out of my horoscope.
00:37I immediately took a U-turn.
00:40Hey, a goon's health is harmful.
00:42Hey, put the weapon down.
00:44Control your body language.
00:46She shouldn't know that we are goons.
00:47Okay.
00:48The groom is a software engineer.
00:49We have to be soft in front of him.
00:50Yes.
00:51Got it?
00:52Yes, sir.
00:53His hairstyle is amazing.
00:54He looks smart too.
00:55He looks like Bobby Deol with his hair, right?
00:57Bobby Deol with his hair and Hrithik Roshan with his eyes.
01:03Brother, I'll get my laptop repaired by the groom.
01:05Hello, sir.
01:06Are you alone?
01:07So, did you have to bring the wedding procession too?
01:08I mean, your...
01:09My parents passed away when I was a kid.
01:10I'm not asking about your parents.
01:11Stop standing and taking interviews.
01:13Show me the girl quickly.
01:18Come on, take their blessings.
01:19What's the need to take blessings?
01:21Come on, sit.
01:22I like the girl.
01:23But talk to her once.
01:24No nonsense.
01:25Who should I talk to?
01:26I like you.
01:27If you want to say something in private, you can say it.
01:29The girl talks to the groom in private.
01:31How can I talk to the groom's father in private?
01:35Maybe you didn't recognize me.
01:36I'm the groom.
01:37I'm also single.
01:39So, this photo?
01:40This is my photo.
01:44Disgusting.
01:45Wait.
01:46Listen to me.
01:47Listen to me.
01:50You sent the photo in the marriage bureau when you were young.
01:53And now you want to see the girl?
01:55There was traffic.
01:56I got a little late.
01:57A little late?
01:58Your validity is gone.
01:59Do men and horses ever get old?
02:01For example,
02:02who is the hero of Cheenikam?
02:03Amitabh Bachchan.
02:04Who is the hero of Nishap?
02:05Amitabh Bachchan.
02:06Don't girls die for him?
02:07They do.
02:08Right?
02:09He is so old,
02:10yet girls die for him.
02:11Now tell me,
02:12is there a limit to love?
02:13No.
02:14I liked the childhood photo.
02:15What's wrong with youth?
02:16Tell me,
02:17will we forget Aishwarya Rai
02:18when Sunny Leone comes?
02:19Tell me, baldy.
02:20No.
02:21Similarly,
02:22you shouldn't forget the old by seeing the new.
02:23Old is good.
02:24I can't wait.
02:25Fix the wedding date quickly.
02:26Don't talk too much.
02:27Baldaar,
02:28even if you touch me,
02:29I can break your bones.
02:30Have you heard of
02:31Hardway Dibabji?
02:32You know him?
02:33He used to play Koiba
02:34with me when I was a kid.
02:35He will come running
02:36from my phone
02:37and break your bones.
02:38Hey,
02:39my brother is Babji's right hand.
02:40You are soft,
02:41that's why we didn't
02:42take out our hardware.
02:43Brother,
02:44should I make this soft soft?
02:45One minute.
02:46The matter is
02:47installed in my hard disk.
02:48If we fight here,
02:49no one will see.
02:50Let's go out.
02:51Business is business.
02:52Let's go.
02:53If you faint,
02:54someone will take you home.
02:56I am alone
02:57and you are 20.
02:58Let me also call 20 people.
03:00Then it will be 20-20.
03:01Also,
03:02you call the cheerleaders.
03:03I will be the umpire.
03:04Run.
03:07Somehow,
03:08I escaped from there.
03:09If they had caught me,
03:10I would have been in the garage.
03:11They have my phone number.
03:12Now they are
03:13messaging me
03:14in the morning,
03:15afternoon,
03:16evening.
03:17In breakfast,
03:18lunch and dinner.
03:19They are also threatening
03:20to kill me.
03:21Now,
03:22isn't it wrong
03:23to show your youth
03:24and go to see a girl?
03:25I have made
03:26a bigger mistake than this.
03:27Which one?
03:28I have also taken
03:29Babji's name.
03:30If he comes to know,
03:31he will eat me raw.
03:32You are afraid of Babji,
03:33isn't it?
03:34Let's go to his house.
03:35The petrol prices
03:36have already increased.
03:37Now don't put fire
03:38in the petrol.
03:39He won't even touch
03:40when I am there.
03:41Let's go.
03:44Hey, bro.
03:45Hey,
03:46where are you going inside?
03:47I had to meet Babji.
03:48Boss is busy in the meeting.
03:49Wait outside.
03:50Okay.
03:52The one
03:53who takes my name
03:54and takes my property,
03:55his work is over.
04:15Uncle,
04:16what happened?
04:17It's a firecracker,
04:18isn't it?
04:19Hey,
04:20don't talk
04:21Hey,
04:22if Babji comes to know,
04:23he will break you
04:24thinking it's a Diwali firecracker.
04:25Do you want to be blind?
04:26The girl is far,
04:27but you are staring at me.
04:28It's so beautiful.
04:29This is made
04:30only for me.
04:31Nephew!
04:32Uncle,
04:33just think.
04:34If this girl
04:35fits your leg,
04:36then you won't
04:37have to be afraid of anyone.
04:38Your matter
04:39will also be solved.
04:40Isn't it a great idea?
04:41Babji will do
04:42such a bad thing.
04:43We have come here
04:44to clear the problem,
04:45not to create
04:46a new problem.
04:47I don't want a settlement.
04:48I am leaving.
04:49Look here,
04:50I am leaving.
04:54Nephew,
04:55don't start batting
04:56or the wicket will fall.
04:57Not inside,
04:58let's go to the pavilion lot.
04:59I am there.
05:00Be a man.
05:01Greetings, brother.
05:06Brother,
05:07I had told you,
05:08this fool
05:09had come to see my sister.
05:10No, no,
05:11he is uncle.
05:12He looks good.
05:13Huh?
05:14Be his brother-in-law.
05:15Not the Mercedes ahead,
05:16but the old
05:17ambassador car behind.
05:18Yes.
05:19Greetings, father.
05:21Do you know
05:22that he uses
05:23his brother's name
05:24like a credit card?
05:25Fool,
05:26I was afraid of my brother's name.
05:27You threaten
05:28my own men.
05:29That too in the name
05:30of my nephew.
05:31How dare you?
05:32What is your name?
05:33Jalebi.
05:34Jalebi?
05:35Yes.
05:36What kind of name is this?
05:37Didn't you hear it before?
05:38My father had a sweet shop.
05:39The jalebi
05:40of his shop was famous.
05:41Even I was sweet
05:42and sweet
05:43like jalebi
05:44in my childhood.
05:45Okay.
05:46What is your name?
05:47Cherry.
05:48Cherry?
05:49Was it your father's fruit shop?
05:50Uncle,
05:51Cherry is a nickname.
05:52Aha.
05:53His name is sweet
05:54and yours is fruit.
05:55So what?
05:56Will you use other people's names?
05:57Hey, break his hands and legs.
05:58Hey, stop.
05:59What wrong did I do
06:00if I used father's name
06:01while living in Mumbai?
06:02There is a craze
06:03in the public.
06:04Everyone considers him God.
06:05That's why I used his name.
06:06I made a mistake.
06:09Hey, hey.
06:10What was my question?
06:11What are you answering?
06:12Say what you want to say clearly.
06:13I don't understand anything.
06:14It's okay if you don't understand.
06:15It's enough
06:16if father understands.
06:18The famous vada pav in Mumbai
06:19is more famous
06:20than father's name.
06:25If you want to impress a girl,
06:26take father's name.
06:27She will be impressed.
06:28If you want a bed in a hospital,
06:29take father's name.
06:30Ambulance will come home.
06:31Hey,
06:32to buy kerosene
06:33in the ration line,
06:34people enter
06:35with father's name.
06:36Am I right, uncle?
06:39Are you trying to fool your nephew?
06:41Hey, uncle.
06:42What nephew?
06:43Let him speak.
06:44As you wish.
06:45You keep talking.
06:46Your uncle is very illiterate.
06:47Don't you know
06:48what your power is?
06:49I am the film of Dabangg star Sallu.
06:50Do you ever get
06:51the ticket for
06:52the first show on the first day?
06:53No, never.
06:54But I get it
06:55because
06:56I take father's name.
06:57If you take father's name,
06:58the traffic constable
06:59doesn't ask for a license
07:00nor does the police
07:01ask for a week.
07:02How is it wrong
07:03to use
07:04such a powerful person's name?
07:05Is this a credit card?
07:06Wherever you go,
07:07you will use his name.
07:08Have you understood
07:09the secret of your father?
07:10Hey, uncle.
07:11Nephew.
07:12What he is saying about us,
07:13we get to know
07:14our value in the market.
07:15Correct, sir.
07:16Sir,
07:17if you don't mind,
07:18can I click a photo?
07:19Uncle,
07:20take a close-up shot.
07:21Till now,
07:22you have only used your name.
07:23Now,
07:24come and use it with a photo.
07:25Please shut up.
07:26Sir,
07:27keep your hand.
07:28Keep it.
07:29Brother,
07:30I am going to college.
07:31Brother,
07:32is she your sister?
07:33Yes.
07:34Uncle,
07:35take a close-up shot
07:36with her as well.
07:37Why are you bringing
07:38a twist in the story?
07:39Why do you want a photo
07:40with her?
07:41Just click a photo.
07:42I am not able to think.
07:43I am not able to think.
07:44What is the problem?
07:45We will get publicity.
07:46We will print posters
07:47and distribute them in public.
07:48I think he is a vagabond.
07:49You go to college, son.
07:50Bye.
07:51Sir,
07:52which college does she study in?
07:53Why do you want to know this?
07:54Why did we come here
07:55and what are you asking?
07:56Try to understand, uncle.
07:57If we get to know
07:58which college she is in,
07:59we will give a warning
08:00to the boys there.
08:01She is Babji's sister.
08:02Stay away from her.
08:03Otherwise,
08:04you will be in trouble.
08:05Isn't it, sir?
08:06Correct.
08:07B.Tech, final year.
08:08Shreya Engineering College.
08:09Give her.
08:10Give her everything.
08:11Give her pin code,
08:12postal address.
08:13Bring her here.
08:14What are you saying?
08:15Have you gone crazy early in the morning?
08:16I have come to meet my idol
08:17and you are asking me
08:18to flirt with her sister.
08:19Shut up.
08:20Otherwise,
08:21we will be quiet forever.
08:22Why are you talking
08:23about flirting?
08:24You are in Babji's house
08:25and you are flirting
08:26with his sister in his house.
08:27Shut up.
08:28Sir,
08:29no matter what he says,
08:30I am a big fan of yours.
08:31Do you understand?
08:32We can guess
08:33by looking at the envelope.
08:34The truth is
08:35coming out of your face.
08:36You are a face reader.
08:37You can come to meet me
08:38whenever you want.
08:39I will meet you.
08:40Thank you, sir.
08:41Sir, I have a small request.
08:42I will leave now.
08:43Sir,
08:44you are too much.
08:46What happened?
09:12Why did you stop?
09:13I am feeling shy.
09:14You look very cute
09:15when you feel shy.
09:18Why did you come here suddenly?
09:21The thing is
09:22Cherry has stolen my chain.
09:23She has given
09:24a new life to orphans.
09:25I also like her.
09:26Please help me to get settled.
09:27I am dead.
09:28This couple will give me
09:29a tight slap.
09:30Please.
09:31Why are you both
09:32making a fool out of me?
09:33Why don't you go
09:34and talk to her yourself?
09:35She is stupid.
09:36She might reject the proposal.
09:38I have an ego problem.
09:39Please bring her to me.
09:41The girl has a lot of ego.
09:43I will set her right.
09:44You have ego.
09:45I have fear.
09:46She has pride.
09:47I don't think
09:48there is a future
09:49for your love story.
09:50Jalebi.
09:51Tell me.
09:52I also get angry.
09:54My bad luck.
09:55I will try.
09:56Cherry.
09:57Cherry.
09:58You love uncle, right?
09:59I love you
10:00that's why
10:01I stopped loving the girl.
10:02Don't stop.
10:03Continue to love the girl.
10:04What is this, uncle?
10:05You can connect
10:06or disconnect whenever you want.
10:07This is not a joke.
10:08This is my heart.
10:09Don't give useless examples.
10:10What?
10:11She was saying
10:12that you saved the lives
10:13of orphan children.
10:14After that she changed her mind
10:15and fell in love with you.
10:16Go and tell her I love you.
10:17What is this?
10:18If I don't save the children
10:19won't she love me?
10:20I don't want such a girl.
10:21There are no conditions
10:22in love.
10:23Then not a single girl
10:24will give you a line.
10:25Do whatever you can
10:26or else you will be in trouble
10:27like me.
10:28Okay.
10:29My ego is in the way.
10:30Bring her to me.
10:31What?
10:32Ego?
10:33Do you hear
10:34the sound of a wall?
10:35No.
10:36Why?
10:37No.
10:38She also said the same thing.
10:39Remove your ego.
10:40Love each other.
10:41She will ruin me.
10:42She won't do anything.
10:43She will kill me.
10:44Her brother is a don.
10:45Not her.
10:59Brother, why are you crying?
11:01I can't even cry in the washroom.
11:03I will have to take your permission
11:04to cry now.
11:05Okay, continue.
11:06Go and wash your hands.
11:08Mom.
11:09This Cherry
11:10will definitely kill me.
11:11How do I convince her?
11:19She is done.
11:20What will happen to me now?
11:33Sir,
11:34are you okay?
11:35Why are you lying down like this?
11:36A big accident
11:37has made him
11:39very ill.
11:40What did he see?
11:41Not one or two,
11:42but six bullets were fired at him.
11:43He is already scared
11:44and you are
11:45showing him
11:46such scary news.
11:47The accident
11:48that you saw,
11:49is it the same?
11:50Why should we see?
11:51We didn't see anything like that.
11:52Actually,
11:53his Rahu's dosage
11:54is very high.
11:55So?
11:56Nothing will happen to him.
11:58Madhu must have
11:59told you everything.
12:00She was saying
12:01that you have fulfilled
12:02all her wishes since childhood.
12:03Now it is her wish
12:04to get married.
12:05Will you fulfill that too?
12:07Do you have any objection?
12:08I am a good boy.
12:10Why doesn't he say anything?
12:11What can he say now?
12:12We all agree.
12:13Laugh a little.
12:14Then he will believe.
12:16Come on, have fun.
12:17Thank you, Babji.
12:18Thank you, brother.
12:19You both should
12:20thank me.
12:21Why?
12:22Who set you up?
12:23I did.
12:24I took Babji's name
12:25and went to see
12:26his sister.
12:27Then I brought you here.
12:28You saw this item
12:29and the item liked you.
12:30Hey,
12:31stop your nonsense.
12:32Now that you have
12:33got what you want,
12:34let Babji rest.
12:35Go.
12:36Babji,
12:37if I take Madhu
12:38to meet his family,
12:39will it be okay?
12:40How can he refuse you?
12:41Go, take him.
12:42What can you do now?
12:43Wow,
12:44you are a great man.
12:45I understand everything.
12:46Don't try to act smart.
12:47Now go from here quickly.
12:48Bye.
12:49Jalebi.
12:50You called me?
12:51Yes.
12:52Okay, Cherry.
12:53You both have met.
12:54Now in the joy of meeting,
12:55you both get together
12:56and we will party
12:57with uncle.
12:58Okay, sir.
12:59Uncle,
13:00enjoy.
13:03Listen, you fool.
13:04Babji's sister's wedding
13:05is fixed.
13:06Even if you marry her,
13:07you will not get
13:08a better groom than me.
13:09Why are you staring at me?
13:10Now my background
13:11is bigger and stronger than you.
13:12Isn't it, Brother Elephant?
13:14Serve the food.
13:18I don't want to sleep.
13:19I want to eat.
13:20Serve the food.
13:22Do I have to make it
13:23like my own?
13:24It will be less if you eat.
13:25Eat.
13:26Am I a fool
13:27that I will eat so much?
13:28Even this elephant can't eat.
13:29Elephant is with me.
13:30He is feeling dizzy
13:31after seeing so much food.
13:32Hey, Jalebi.
13:33I feed people
13:34with a lot of love.
13:35If someone doesn't
13:36finish the food
13:37served,
13:38I finish it.
13:39So, you have to decide, Jalebi.
13:40You won't be able
13:41to forget this feast
13:42for the rest of your life.
13:43Start.
13:44Looks like
13:45this is a new style of murder.
13:46Others hit
13:47and beat,
13:48but he eats.
13:49What happened?
13:50It will happen later.
13:53Mummy!
13:54Papa!
13:55My stomach is full.
13:57If this gets cooked,
13:58I will die.
13:59I will get stuck
14:00in the machine.
14:01You are so hungry
14:02that you can't control?
14:03How did you eat so much?
14:04I didn't eat properly.
14:05I forced myself.
14:06I know.
14:07It's something else.
14:08Tell me the truth.
14:09Move your hand.
14:10This is not my stomach
14:11that you are beating.
14:12Sorry.
14:13But tell me the truth.
14:14Are you a doctor
14:15or a lawyer?
14:16I am dying here
14:17and you are asking questions.
14:18I am Munna Bhai.
14:19Whether you are Munna Bhai
14:20or Munni Bhai,
14:21do my operation
14:22and take the food out.
14:23Don't eat my head.
14:24We operate
14:25to take out the baby
14:26and not the food.