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00:00Yes, CP here.
00:02Hello, hello.
00:04My dear lion,
00:06I have kidnapped the two cowards of Babji.
00:08I have cut Babji's nose.
00:10Babji has gone mad.
00:12He is not going to do anything.
00:14Hey, what are you saying?
00:16Hey, it's me Babji.
00:18Hey, who has kidnapped my cowards?
00:20I have kidnapped Babji.
00:22I have killed Babji.
00:24I have killed Babji.
00:26I have killed Babji.
00:28Hey, who has kidnapped my sister?
00:30Who is he? Where does he live?
00:32I don't know anything about him.
00:34Hey, do you want to die?
00:36I really don't know him, sir.
00:38I had brought a passenger from Hyderabad.
00:40Then that man called me, but he didn't come.
00:42Hey, tell me his phone number.
00:44I don't have his number, sir.
00:46Hey, I will come there and cut you.
00:48I will have to give, otherwise he will cut my number.
00:50Sir, I will remember.
00:52I will give any number.
00:54Note the number, sir.
00:568977303799
00:58Hey, dial the number.
01:02Brother, the number is busy.
01:04Hey, keep on dialing.
01:06I will find him from you.
01:10Bablu, this is the 100th episode.
01:12Till now we have only shown family drama.
01:14But now we will put some thrill for the poor audience.
01:16Like politicians, rich and poor people should not be hungry.
01:18I am the only hero whom both like.
01:20You explain the scene.
01:22The scene is like this.
01:24You take away the goon's sister from Kamatipura.
01:26He calls you and threatens you.
01:28That my sister will come back.
01:30What a scene is written.
01:32The screen will catch fire.
01:34I will tell you the dialogue.
01:36There is punch in the scene, so what is the need of dialogue.
01:38Correct.
01:40Give the production call to Bablu.
01:42What a timing.
01:44Start camera.
01:46Hello.
01:48I am opening Babji, who is it?
01:50I am the boiling star Bablu.
01:52You took away my sister.
01:54If my sister would have come in front, I would have taken you also.
01:56Hey.
01:58C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
02:00Don't talk to me in English.
02:02If you touch my sister, then remember.
02:04I have already kissed her.
02:06Hey, I will burn you alive.
02:08Are you threatening me?
02:10I am not afraid of the threats of rats.
02:12I am the boiling star Bablu.
02:14Come on time. I am in Annapurna studio.
02:16Hey, swear.
02:18I swear on your sister.
02:20If you swear, then fight with me.
02:22Come on.
02:24Wow.
02:26What a scene.
02:28Fantastic performance.
02:30You killed every word of the dialogue.
02:32I told you, I will kill you no matter what the scene is.
02:34By the way, the one who was giving the counter on the phone was also great.
02:36Who was he?
02:38He was a junior artist.
02:40Junior artist? He was acting as if he is a born goon.
02:42If he can face the camera, then he can give the role of a goon.
02:44Where is he now?
02:46He will be on the set in some time.
02:48I will take the direction.
02:56Hey, where is Bablu boiling?
03:04Who is it?
03:06Where is my sister?
03:08Are you talking about your sister?
03:10I think he has not come out of the character yet.
03:12I will also have to get into my character.
03:14How dare you come here?
03:16Where is my sister?
03:18I will not tell you.
03:20Why are you hitting me?
03:22Why are you overacting?
03:24Tell me.
03:26You hit me on the actor.
03:28Don't you have any sense?
03:30I am a senior.
03:32I called you here because I liked your counter.
03:34And you are listening to me.
03:36I don't even stand in front of a junior artist.
03:38Where is my sister?
03:40I can't even come out of the character.
03:42The camera is also not working.
03:44Where is my sister?
03:46Don't you know any other dialogue?
03:48What kind of an actor are you?
03:50How will you act if you don't know any dialogue?
03:52Tell me.
03:54Where is my sister?
03:56Hey, did you understand?
03:58Don't talk to him.
04:04I made your sister run away.
04:06You made my brother's sister run away.
04:08Now I will show you Chandni Chowk.
04:10Hit him.
04:12Hit him.
04:16I will kill you.
04:20Director, have you raised artists or goons?
04:22Cut me before he cuts me.
04:24He is a big goon.
04:26He is not an actor.
04:28He is a big goon from Warangal.
04:30He thought that you have kidnapped his sister.
04:32That's why he came here.
04:34Sippy is the last hope to reach my sister.
04:36Give me Sippy's number.
04:38Are you talking about Ramesh Sippy?
04:40No, I am talking about the taxi driver.
04:42I reached here because of him.
04:44Sir, give me a chance to show my acting talent.
04:46Show me.
04:50Hello, who is this?
04:52Hello, my name is Anuradha.
04:54What is your name?
04:56My name is Sippy Yadav.
04:58Hi Sippy, congratulations.
05:00I am calling from cellular service.
05:02You have got a bumper offer on a small recharge of 21 rupees.
05:04Sippy, please tell me your address.
05:06Will you take my address?
05:08I am so lucky.
05:10Tell me, sir.
05:12Plot number 420,
05:14Warangali, Parishad Road, Khachakkar Nagar.
05:16Oh my God!
05:18I am your father in relation.
05:20Hey!
05:22When did the postman got the offer of recharge?
05:24Do you think I am a fool?
05:26I won't spare you.
05:28I am Mr. Hawa Hawa.
05:30How will you catch Hawa?
05:32Send me your photo.
05:34Will you get married after seeing my photo?
05:36Call your mother.
05:54Will you go?
05:56I don't walk, I run.
05:58Tell me, where do you want to run?
06:00You will have to walk for 4 days.
06:02Okay, get in.
06:04Your voice sounds familiar.
06:06And I find your identity familiar.
06:10Sir, you are the hero of TV serial, Bablu.
06:14I watch your serial daily.
06:16Thank you, thank you.
06:18Your acting is very bad.
06:20In episode 420, when your wife died,
06:22you over acted.
06:24Hey, shut up.
06:26You drive the car.
06:28Okay.
06:34Bunty, call that idiot.
06:36He is ringing the bell.
06:44Hello!
06:46Why are you shouting?
06:48Don't answer the phone while driving.
06:50Will you make me spit?
06:52Look in front.
06:56Where are you?
06:58I lost my phone.
07:00You will get it.
07:02Don't do this in front of a crow.
07:04I am King Kong.
07:06Listen to me.
07:08I will feed you to the dogs.
07:10Morning walk controls blood pressure.
07:12Less eating reduces fat.
07:14Challenging me and my wife reduces life.
07:16I will find you and kill you like a cockroach.
07:18Find me.
07:20Where is my father?
07:22You are the only one who has money and petrol.
07:24You stupid fool.
07:26He said it again.
07:28Tell me, where are you going?
07:30I will find him.
07:32Why don't you?
07:34Because I don't know him.
07:36Then keep looking.
07:42Hello!
07:44Where are you singing from?
07:46I will send you money.
07:48Don't you have parents?
07:50When you are angry,
07:52your voice sounds like a coal engine.
07:54You make girls fall for such dialogues.
07:56You old man.
07:58I will kill you.
08:00Will you go away?
08:02You are disturbing me.
08:04I will kill you.
08:06She won't leave him.
08:08Sir, can I say something?
08:10Go ahead.
08:12There is a new smart phone app.
08:14I can track the location of the caller.
08:16Please sir, give me a chance.
08:18I will prove it right now.
08:20Yes.
08:22What's the hurry?
08:24Tell me the number.
08:2698.
08:28Sir, say it again.
08:3098.
08:322840.
08:34I forgot.
08:36Sir, say it again.
08:38Give him the phone.
08:40He will read the number.
08:42Take it.
08:44Go and talk to him.
08:46Why should I dance?
08:48Sir, he is connecting.
08:50Sir, he is in Madanpura.
08:52Even I am in Madanpura.
08:56He is in this building.
08:58In this building?
09:00Where is he?
09:02Hurry up.
09:04Wait, I will tell you.
09:06Dave's cafe.
09:08Dave's cafe.
09:10Dave's cafe.
09:12Look behind.
09:20I told you to look for him.
09:22You are looking for me.
09:28Let's go somewhere else.
09:30Isn't he the serial hero Bablu?
09:32Yes, my name is Ubalta Bablu.
09:34Why did you force yourself on Bhanumati?
09:36Bhanumati?
09:38Are you talking about the serial?
09:40I got a contract to force myself on her.
09:42Why did you do this to her?
09:44I can do this to anyone for money.
09:50Oh shit.
09:52Brother, that idiot is disconnecting my call.
09:54I have given him a loan.
09:56That's why he is disconnecting my call.
09:58Otherwise he would have changed the number.
10:00I think I will have to change the climax of this caller.
10:04Sir, good morning.
10:06What happened?
10:08I need your help.
10:10You have become a member of my gang.
10:12And you are looking decent in these clothes.
10:14What do you want?
10:16Some idiot is disturbing me on phone.
10:18He is very rude.
10:20What should I do?
10:22What should I tell you?
10:24Make his condition worse.
10:26Take a big brush and rub it on his face.
10:28And apply phenol on his face.
10:30His entire system should be cleaned.
10:32He should go to the toilet in the morning and evening.
10:34Call him.
10:36Call him.
10:38Talk to him.
10:42Brother, I am getting a call from that idiot.
10:44Give it to me.
10:46Hello.
10:48Keep calling me.
10:52Where are you?
10:54I have called you to ask you the same question.
10:56Where are you?
10:58I am in the mood to beat you up.
11:00But I don't have time for this.
11:02Come in front of me.
11:04I will cut you.
11:06You can't cut me.
11:10Come in front of me.
11:12I will cut you.
11:14Let's play.
11:16Are you confused?
11:18I play with the dogs of my lane.
11:20To throw the ball.
11:22Where should I throw the ball?
11:24Indira Park.
11:26I also bring my dogs here.
11:28Will you join me?
11:30I am in Indira Park.
11:32Where are you?
11:34I am standing behind that statue.
11:36I am standing in front of that statue.
11:38Then come in front of me.
11:40You are inviting Bahubali on the phone.
11:42And challenging your death.
11:44I will take revenge for your misbehavior.
11:46If you are a real man, then stop this.
11:48Wait, I will come.
11:50Don't run away.
11:54Do you have the courage?
12:00Zippy.
12:02Father.
12:04Father.
12:06You.
12:08You.
12:12I will not spare you.
12:14I will break your fingers.
12:16I will break your nose.
12:18I will not spare you.
12:20I will break your tail.
12:22I will break your teeth.
12:26He is a taxi driver.
12:28Zippy has ruined my life.
12:30I will kill him.
12:38Tell me.
12:40Who was he?
12:42And where will we find him now?
12:44Sir, I don't know where we will find him.
12:46But I know his father's address.
12:48So.
12:50Take us there.
13:00Why did he come here?
13:02To make someone a fool.
13:04Pool is the right place.
13:08Let's go.
13:34Wait.
13:36Do you know who I am?
13:38I know you are trying to avoid me.
13:40A person like me
13:42can make anyone crazy.
13:44And you are trying to
13:46show yourself as a refrigerator.
13:52What are you proud of?
13:54Your long legs?
13:56Or your ugly face?
14:00Do you know who I am?
14:02Satya.
14:04My sister.
14:08Do you know who I am?
14:10Who are you?
14:12ACP Shankar Narayan.
14:145000 encounters, 500 transfers,
14:16200 medals and still alive.
14:18I have transferred to this year
14:20to encounter Satya.
14:26In my long career,
14:28I have filed a case against you
14:30for vicious dragging.
14:32I will put you in jail.
14:36Police have long hands.
14:38You can't escape from my stick.
14:40Hi.
14:42Hi.
14:44What happened?
14:46Nothing.
14:48Hey Chandu.
14:50We found a new goat today.
14:54Let her go.
14:56Why do you want to drag her?
14:58Leave her.
15:00I told you.
15:02She doesn't want to drag.
15:04We have to drag her.
15:06Fine.
15:08We will drag her.
15:10What's your name?
15:12What kind of movies do you like?
15:14Romance movies.
15:16Mix horror and romance.
15:22You haven't bathed in years.
15:24You were an innocent bud.
15:26Now you have become a flower.
15:28You left me alone
15:30and hanged yourself
15:32on a tree.
15:34Do you like it?
15:36Stop it.
15:38I am still in character.
15:40You told me to act.
15:42Is this a college?
15:44Someone will come to save me.
15:46Someone will come.
15:50Hey.
15:52What's going on here?
15:54These witches wanted to suck the blood
15:56You are not a kid.
15:58You look like a rotten spinach.
16:00Sir.
16:02These girls torture innocent kids like us.
16:04They torture fat people like you.
16:06You torture innocent kids.
16:08You have become hard core criminals.
16:10Location shift.
16:12Who is the goddess of devils?
16:16You are gone today.
16:18My job is over.
16:20Getting admission in this college
16:22is easier than getting a waiter's job.
16:24These poor boys
16:26want to study in a college.
16:28But they are scared of your ragging.
16:30Sir.
16:32He is here to study.
16:34Ask him.
16:38If anyone misbehaves with women
16:40I get angry.
16:42Why are you so scared?
16:44Weren't you scared while ragging?
16:46I am not scared of ragging.
16:48I am scared of your ragging.
16:50What are your hobbies?
16:52Dance.
16:54I think your friend is a good dancer.
16:56Sir.
16:58I am feeling shy.
17:00Come here.
17:02There is no one in the room.
17:04It's a party night.
17:06And you are dancing.
17:08I have a rocking song on my phone.
17:10Should I play it?
17:12Play it.
17:14There must be a bhajan.
17:22Bhajan!
17:38Bhajan!