Relic Hunter S01e20 Possessed
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01:57You cannot run.
02:00You belong to me, my love.
02:04For now, forever.
02:09You're my eternal husband.
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02:34I could not have you, my lord,
02:38but I shall have many men.
02:42They'll be my solace and my salvation.
03:09Claudia?
03:10Huh?
03:11Are you all right?
03:13I had this really weird dream last night.
03:15Totally freaked me out.
03:19What was it about?
03:24Okay.
03:25I was in the middle of a huge room,
03:27the only woman surrounded by men with white faces,
03:30dressed in black.
03:32Do you know what I was seeing?
03:34Bad Al Jolson movie?
03:36Vampires.
03:37Interesting.
03:38You know, many psychologists believe that, uh,
03:40dreams are the windows into our subconscious.
03:43Forget windows, Nigel.
03:44This was so real, I'm not even sure if it was a dream.
03:47Well, some dreams can stay with us after we wake up.
03:50What about hickeys?
03:51Can they stay, too?
03:52They suck the blood right out of me.
03:53These are the bruises.
03:55Where were you last night, Claudia?
03:57At that rave that I told you about.
03:59The rave?
04:00There's your answer.
04:01Loud music, flashing lights, people in strange outfits.
04:05You came home completely overstimulated, fell asleep,
04:07and the dreams reflected the chaos in your psyche.
04:10I did not get the hickeys at the rave, okay?
04:12I think I would have noticed that.
04:13Well, you didn't notice you lost your dress at the last one.
04:16That was different.
04:17Claudia, vampires do not exist.
04:19What did you find out about vampires on the net, Claudia?
04:22Nothing yet.
04:24You asked Claudia to research vampires last night?
04:27Yes, female vampires are known as lame.
04:30Why would you want to know about such creatures?
04:32Um, Eric Dalt called me from Brussels yesterday.
04:35He's convinced his girlfriend is one of them
04:37and that she's trying to kill him.
04:48When Alami picks her man,
04:50she drives him mad and then drains the life out of him.
04:53So it was an artist.
04:55She had an affair with Zeus.
04:56When his wife Hera found out, she turned her into a snake.
04:59Hera couldn't kill her. Zeus wouldn't allow it.
05:02And now the descendants of the lame live forever, seducing men.
05:06They finally kill with their love.
05:08Eric's never been sick a day in his life.
05:10He's been in the hospital for nearly a month now.
05:13You're not suggesting...
05:14He's been to doctors all over Europe.
05:16No one knows what's wrong with him.
05:17The only thing that can break Alami's spell
05:19is the sacred sundial that belonged to Zeus himself.
05:22Here's a picture Eric sent me.
05:24Her name's Suzanne.
05:26Notice the symbol on her pendant?
05:28That's the symbol of the lame.
05:45Don't be offended if he insults you
05:47and every member of your family living or dead.
05:49It's just his way of saying hello.
05:50He sounds like a lovely person.
05:53Eric?
05:54He's not there.
05:57Who are you?
05:59I'm Sidney Fox. You must be Suzanne.
06:03You're the woman he called. The professor.
06:07Yes, and this is my assistant, Nigel.
06:09You didn't have to come. I can take care of Eric.
06:13We were just in town doing some research.
06:15Anyway, you're too late.
06:17Eric's disappeared.
06:20Disappeared?
06:21The doctor told him he absolutely had to stay in bed.
06:23Of course, he did just the opposite.
06:25Sounds like Eric.
06:26It is Eric.
06:28He's a headstrong, stupid, self-centered, egotistic...
06:36He shouldn't be up.
06:38He's so sick.
06:42He needs taking care of.
06:47We'll find him.
06:48How?
06:49I wouldn't know where in Brussels to start looking.
06:53I have an idea.
07:05I first met Eric in a bar in Afghanistan.
07:07He was researching a novel.
07:09This was his hangout in Brussels.
07:14Eric's got women in watering holes all over the world.
07:17Nice ambiance.
07:19That's why he liked it. No distractions.
07:23No distractions.
07:29You always got drinking in your nightgown.
07:35Sydney.
07:37Mother of God, you made it.
07:41You came alone, didn't you? Suzanne didn't follow you.
07:43No, she's back at the hospital, worried sick.
07:45I don't wonder why. You look terrible.
07:47I'm a dead man walking, Syd. What do you expect?
07:50He's the twerp.
07:52He's my assistant, Nigel.
07:59Have you got a sister?
08:01You remind me of a woman I once...
08:03I told him you'd be polite.
08:12The doctors can't figure out what's killing me.
08:15But I know.
08:17Suzanne is.
08:19We met Suzanne at the hospital.
08:21She seemed pretty normal to me.
08:23I know what she seems like, Syd.
08:25She knocked me on my butt when I first met her.
08:27I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
08:29You say that about all the women you fall in love with.
08:31Suzanne was different.
08:33There was something almost...
08:35hypnotic about her.
08:37And the sex was unlike anything I've ever known.
08:39I started writing like I was possessed.
08:41My best stuff ever.
08:43It was just pouring out of me.
08:45And then you just started feeling sick.
08:47Just...
08:49no strength, you know.
08:51Like all the juices are being sucked out of me.
08:53Maybe it was too much sex.
08:59This is a classic pattern
09:01of the lame spell.
09:03The sundial is the only thing that can break it.
09:05Suzanne belongs to this
09:07female artist group
09:09that holds retreats just outside Brussels.
09:11At first I thought it was just a bunch of
09:13New Age feminist crap.
09:15And then I got sick.
09:17And I realized what she was.
09:19A vampire.
09:21Right.
09:23And one time I followed her out to the estate where the retreats are held.
09:25I saw the sundial.
09:27You saw the sundial?
09:29It was part of some ceremony they were conducting.
09:33I was planning on stealing that damn thing next time.
09:35And then I got sick.
09:39She knows that I know, Syd.
09:43I'm running out of time.
09:47Let's get you back to the hospital.
09:49And we'll find the sundial.
10:13It's two pillows enough.
10:15Enough to choke a damn horse.
10:17You let me know if you want more.
10:19I'm not so tight.
10:21I feel like I'm in a mummy.
10:23Visiting hours are over.
10:25Yeah, I was just about to leave.
10:29Everything's going to be fine.
10:31Can I speak to you?
10:35No.
10:37No.
10:39No.
10:41Can I speak to you?
10:43Outside.
10:49These are the directions to the estate.
10:51And the retreat starts at midnight.
10:53Look for a woman named Emmanuelle.
10:55She'll lead you to the sundial.
10:57Hurry, Syd.
11:12I know you and Eric are old friends.
11:14But whatever happened...
11:16Nothing ever happened.
11:18Was in the past.
11:20And I don't want Eric agitated or distracted from relaxing and getting well.
11:24All I want is for Eric to get well, Suzanne.
11:26Nothing else.
11:42Excusez-moi, monsieur.
11:48It's, uh...
11:51It's quite, um...
12:01Oh, there you are.
12:03What's the matter with you?
12:05I'm not well.
12:07I'm not well.
12:09What's the matter with you?
12:12Nothing. I'm completely, totally beautiful.
12:17Fine. That's what I meant.
12:23Nigel.
12:25Come on.
12:39Shh!
13:10Hello. May I see your invitation, please?
13:18Seriously, Sydney, this is a bit far-fetched.
13:20I mean, female vampires draining the life out of people.
13:22The world's a strange place, Nigel.
13:24It's not that strange.
13:25We'll see.
13:26I'm sure we will. We always do.
13:39Come on.
14:09No.
14:22No.
14:39No.
15:09No.
15:28Sydney.
15:30What is this?
15:32It's an initiation ceremony of some sort.
15:39Let's go.
15:47Let's go.
15:52Nigel.
16:10Nigel.
16:25Nigel.
16:39Nigel.
16:47You saw the sundial?
16:50Damn it, you're good, Syd.
16:52Yeah, I'm not that good.
16:53I lost Nigel.
16:54The women took him into the house.
16:56Who?
16:57Nigel, my friend you met yesterday.
17:00Oh, the twerp, yeah.
17:02Sorry.
17:03So the police won't be much help.
17:05The women technically haven't done anything wrong.
17:07You were the ones that were trespassing.
17:09Somehow I've got to break into the house, get the sundial and Nigel out of there.
17:12Good idea.
17:13Yeah, easier said than done.
17:15I would have gone in last night, but without knowing the layout and being outnumbered.
17:18It's a historical estate.
17:21So the blueprints would be on file.
17:23Yeah, you can access it online at the library.
17:26One more question. Is there an occult shop nearby?
17:30Yeah, the Black Dragon's just around the corner, but...
17:34I told you to leave him alone, but you can't stay away, can you?
17:38You're obsessed.
17:40Obsessed? With Eric?
17:42Don't blame Sydney, I...
17:45I do that to women.
17:47You're having an affair with him, aren't you?
17:49I wouldn't have an affair with Eric if he were the last man on earth.
17:52I'm hurt.
17:53Sorry.
17:54You're in love with him.
17:55I'm a friend, that's it.
17:56I don't believe you.
17:57Hey!
17:59I have lots of friends.
18:01And if anyone tried to hurt one of them, they'd wish they never met me.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:31Fuck.
18:57They brought him in last night?
18:59Where is he?
19:01In the storage room, but he belongs to Anna.
19:04Has she started yet?
19:05Emmanuel won't let her have him until after the ceremony.
19:29Yeah.
19:49Demon!
19:50Nigel, keep it down. It's me.
19:53Sydney, thank God.
19:55What's with the cross?
19:59It's not a cross. It's a...
20:02martial arts move I saw in a movie once.
20:04It's called the...
20:06deadly candlestick X maneuver.
20:09It's quite lethal, actually.
20:11Are you all right?
20:12Yeah, I'm fine.
20:15Good.
20:17Here, get this robe on.
20:19Let's find that sundial.
20:21Find the sundial?
20:22Find the sundial?
20:23Sydney, I've just been kidnapped and held against my will.
20:26You said you were all right.
20:27Oh, yes, physically.
20:29But the psychological effects of such an abduction could be...
20:32devastating.
20:52Oh, my God.
21:23The passion of a woman springs life eternal.
21:32I'd like to go there.
21:36It's got a nice view.
21:52Oh, my God.
22:09Oh, my God.
22:10Where are we?
22:12I have no idea.
22:16They're all names of women.
22:18Give me your hand.
22:31This isn't a woman. This is a man.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:55Another man.
22:58Suzanne.
22:59Eric Suzanne?
23:00It's empty.
23:01That may kill their men.
23:03Yes, I recall.
23:05I think these men were killed by the women whose names are on the coffins.
23:09This must be Suzanne's trophy case for Eric.
23:11Sydney, let's get out of here now.
23:13We'll call the police, have them investigate all this.
23:15Eric's dying.
23:16He's in a hospital being treated by professionals.
23:18We need to find that sundial.
23:29When you are with Emmanuelle,
23:32listen with your hearts as well as your ears.
23:37She has much to teach about the power of the feminine.
23:46Oh, my God.
24:17Women are the wellspring of life.
24:24The past, the present, the future.
24:32We give life and we take it.
24:38We control the cycle of birth and death.
24:41We control the cycle of birth and death.
24:49This is our legacy and our power.
24:59We're the alpha and the omega.
25:07I'll pass on the fish. Your oil makes me break out.
25:12Who are you?
25:13Cinderella. It's almost midnight. Gotta go!
25:42No!
25:52I've been waiting for you for such a long time.
26:08I've seen you before.
26:10You have?
26:11Last night.
26:13Oh, my God.
26:17Look!
26:18I'm not into that trip, okay?
26:20I'll bet you're not.
26:23Package for Sydney Fox. Can you sign for it?
26:28Oh, yeah, right. Like you're a delivery person.
26:30My day job. At night, I'm a slayer.
26:35I knew it.
26:36It's a band. The Slayers.
26:38Huh?
26:39You were there last night.
26:44You're a slayer?
26:45Yeah.
26:48Cool office.
26:50Yeah. My idea.
26:56If you would just sign here.
27:27This is the way to my room.
27:30I knew you'd find it.
27:33You did?
27:39I should be...
27:41Come.
28:03Do you know why you've come to us?
28:05It's all just a silly mistake.
28:07I should have signed up for the retreat instead of crashing it.
28:09How much is the weekend?
28:11You have an extraordinary power that many search for and never find.
28:15You will make a fine teacher of women.
28:18Pass. I've already got a day job.
28:20Meanwhile, there's a guy in a hospital that thinks his girlfriend's killing him.
28:23She is?
28:25Eric Dalt will be Suzanne's initiation into the Order.
28:29Which Order would that be?
28:31The spiritual descendants of Queen Labia herself.
28:35Call me crazy, but I don't think Suzanne's the type.
28:37She has no idea. It's her power that is killing Eric.
28:43The first kill is always done in pure innocence.
28:47After that, the killing is done consciously.
28:50Sounds like fun.
28:51We only kill to free our men from their bodies.
28:54But why? That's the best part.
28:56We take their lives and save their souls.
29:00And they think that's a fair trade-off?
29:02We give men joy they've never experienced before.
29:06And then you kill them. Is that really necessary?
29:09Necessary. And quite pleasurable.
29:13As you'll see.
29:20I don't think so. I really kind of like men.
29:22Well, most of them, anyway. I'm definitely not into killing them.
29:26You will be.
29:29Very soon.
29:32Very soon.
29:34You are very disturbing to me.
30:05Me? Disturbing?
30:07I'm actually a very undisturbing sort of person. Boring.
30:10No. You're very exciting.
30:14I felt your power the first time I saw you.
30:17Really? My power?
30:20Yes. You're a very creative man.
30:26And very sexual.
30:29That's very kind, but...
30:35We've watched you and the woman.
30:37We let you come here.
30:39Why?
30:40Because we wanted you.
30:46Emmanuel gave you to me.
30:50As a special treat.
30:52A treat?
30:54What about Sydney?
30:56She's being well taken care of.
31:00She sent you my love.
32:05This is fantastic.
32:08What is it?
32:10Ambrosia.
32:12Once made for Zeus himself.
32:18Slowly.
32:20Slowly.
32:22Savor the taste.
32:25I want it all.
32:27And I want it all.
32:29And I want it all.
32:32I want it all.
32:34And you shall have all my love.
32:42You know what I've always wanted to do?
32:46Tell me.
32:49Paint.
32:52You have an artist soul.
32:55I think I do. I mentioned it to my father once.
32:58But he didn't have.
33:01I understand.
33:28You don't need to struggle.
33:30We're about to give you a precious gift.
33:33Oh, don't do that. I get uncomfortable when people give me things.
33:36I do need a new cloth, though.
33:38The sundial belonged to Zeus.
33:41The shadows cast by it channel his spirit to us.
33:48The shadows also break the spells you cast on your men, don't they?
33:54Hera was a jealous wife.
33:56She wanted to make sure Lamia would never be able to seduce her husband again.
34:01So she turned her into a snake. Good idea.
34:04That's usually turn off to most men.
34:06But Hera couldn't kill Lamia.
34:17Prepare yourself.
34:19For what? We haven't even been properly introduced yet.
34:27SINI
34:41Sini!
34:57SINI
35:02I hate hitting women.
35:04No!
35:25I was right.
35:27You have the power.
35:29We need you here.
35:31Join us.
35:33Here is history. So are you and your sisters.
35:36No. We are forever.
35:39Nothing's forever. Seinfeld, perfect example.
35:42Give me that sundial!
35:49Forever!
36:04Are you all right?
36:06I'm okay. What about him?
36:16We need to find Nigel and get this thing to the hospital.
36:19The question is, where is Nigel?
36:21I think I know.
36:26I heard a man's voice in this room. I'm sure of it.
36:29Nigel!
36:31Nigel! Are you in there? Open the door!
36:36Nigel!
36:44Nigel!
36:46Didn't you hear me?
36:49Hello? It's me.
36:52Sidney, we've got to go now.
36:54No. I've got to finish this.
36:57I know. I've got to finish this.
36:59The best work I've ever done.
37:02What's the bad stuff look like?
37:04We've got to leave.
37:05No, I can't. I won't.
37:07Leave him alone. He's mine.
37:10No, actually, he's mine. I mean, in a manner of speaking.
37:13Get out of here.
37:15I will, with Nigel.
37:16Never!
37:17Would you stop with the never?
37:19What's with you women and never? I'll be with you in just a sec.
37:23Oh, my God! You've hurt her!
37:26What are you doing?
37:27Saving your butt you'll thank me in the morning.
37:57Eric? Eric!
38:02I'm barely getting a pulse.
38:04We've got to get a doctor.
38:05A doctor can't help him now.
38:07He's dying. We've got to do something.
38:10Only the sundial can break the spell.
38:12He's your man, so you have the power of life and death over him.
38:16You have to will him to live.
38:27It's not working!
38:29You have the power. You just have to believe in it.
38:32Believe in yourself. Believe in your love for Eric.
38:34That's all that matters.
38:56I love you.
39:27What's going on?
39:34Eric! You're alive!
39:37Sort of.
39:43You got the sundial.
39:50You saved my butt, Syd.
39:52Oh, I didn't do anything.
39:54I'm not sure the sundial did either.
39:58What did then?
40:00Say it was a power of love.
40:03What the hell does that mean?
40:06I think I'll let Suzanne explain that to you.
40:20How are you feeling?
40:23Horrible.
40:25Sorry about the jaw.
40:27No, not that. That woman.
40:30Sydney, I couldn't resist her. I didn't even want her to.
40:33I wanted everything.
40:35I noticed.
40:37It was totally exhilarating. It was unbelievable.
40:41Been there.
40:43If you hadn't come along, I don't know what would have happened.
40:46Thanks, Syd.
40:48No problem.
40:49She wasn't your type anyway, Nigel.
40:51Positively ancient.
41:00What happened? I thought vampires frightened you.
41:03Actually, I find the whole thing very sexy.
41:05Children of the night, neck-biting, the undead, bloodthirst.
41:09Claudia, you got a paper cut last week and begged me to rush you to the emergency room.
41:12I've decided to discover my dark side.
41:15As opposed to your usual bright, sunny, charitable self?
41:19I just want to be open to self-exploration.
41:21I'm a very open-minded person.
41:23Mm-hmm. You met a goth guy.
41:26Mm-hmm.
41:28He is so hot, and I am so totally into this new scene.
41:31I spent hundreds on the clothes, the hair, the new makeup.
41:34Oh.
41:36Ancient studies.
41:38Hi, Mac.
41:40What?
41:42No way.
41:44No way. I don't think so.
41:50What's the matter?
41:52That was Mac.
41:54He had an intense religious experience this weekend.
41:58Invited me to go to an ash can with him.
42:02I think he was talking about an ashram.
42:05It's like a Hindu spiritual temple.
42:08Well, this is so unfair.
42:10I mean, what am I supposed to do with all this gothic junk?
42:13Well, Halloween is only...
42:15A long time from now.
42:17So this ashram stuff, is it hip?
42:21Well, it's been hip on and off since the 60s.
42:24Many people think it's psychedelic.
42:27Psychedelic?
42:29I could look hot in psychedelic.
42:37Maybe we should watch her.
42:39Why?
42:41You know, these ashrams can be cultish.
42:43She could get brainwashed.
42:45No, you have to exchange those outfits.
42:47I have just had, like, a very deep
42:49and meaningful spiritual experience.
42:51And if you don't do the exchange,
42:53I'm gonna sue the pants off you.
42:55Oh, and I'll take one of those muumuu things,
42:58or whatever you call them, in red.
43:00Claudia brainwashed?
43:02They'd need a lot of soap.
43:04Bucket's full.
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