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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:05It's for the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship.
00:10Approaching the ring, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 245,
00:16the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion,
00:22Shawn Michaels.
00:24Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw.
00:27Vince McMahon along with Bobby the Brand here in the Macho Man,
00:31Randy Savage, one-on-one.
00:33The Intercontinental Title up for grabs.
00:35The champion, Shawn Michaels, in the ring to meet Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:40Who's the victor?
00:41Need some excitement?
00:43Watch the title match and pick Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:48Would you agree with that, Bobby?
00:50It's very simple.
00:51For Duggan to become the Intercontinental Champion,
00:54he's got to beat Shawn Michaels.
00:56Shawn Michaels don't have to beat him.
00:59What did you go to school?
01:00Don't have to.
01:01Does not have to.
01:03He doesn't have to.
01:04I told you that.
01:05You're confused.
01:07Wait a minute.
01:08Shawn Michaels is awaiting the presence of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
01:11Here we go.
01:13Shawn Michaels is awaiting the presence of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
01:16Here we go.
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:40His opponent, and challenger, from Lynchburg, New York,
01:46weighing 280 pounds, Hacksaw Jim Biggins.
01:51Hacksaw Jim Biggins, ready for action.
01:56Hacksaw Jim Biggins, ready for action.
02:01Hacksaw Jim Biggins,
02:06perhaps will be the Intercontinental Champion.
02:16I predict.
02:17He has his opportunity right here on Monday Night Raw.
02:23Wearing the red, the white, and the blue, old glory, yes sir.
02:28You know you can wave all the flags you want.
02:31You can carry all the lumber you want.
02:33You can haul all you want.
02:35You still gotta go out there and beat Shawn Michaels.
02:38You gotta make him give up, or you gotta pin him.
02:41And Duggan, you just can't do it.
02:43Why are you so confident?
02:47Listen to this comparisoning crowd.
02:50The winner of Hacksaw Jim Duggan's gonna have.
02:53We're in New York City.
02:54Yeah. You got a handful of humanoid
02:57chin USA, that's cuz they just figured out where they're at.
03:02Intimidation tactic, taking aim.
03:06Hacksaw Jim Duggan, under a pump action.
03:09I think he's got Michaels rattled and frazzled.
03:13I don't know.
03:16It seems as though Michaels puts up a pretty good front of being really,
03:20really cool under the pressure.
03:23Well, that's the part of being a great athlete, being a champion.
03:27You never let your opponent know if you're worried, or concerned, or
03:31overconfident.
03:32Will you keep this, keep them off of me.
03:38The heartbreak kid, he calls himself, Shawn Michaels.
03:42You think he's cocky?
03:44Unquestionably arrogant.
03:45He's conceited.
03:47Yes. Stuck up.
03:48Beg your pardon?
03:49Stuck up.
03:50Yes.
03:53Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time.
03:55No, I don't believe, I don't believe so.
03:56Mr. Perfect is bottom line.
04:00In order.
04:00I'll tell you this, if Hacksaw Jim Duggan does not take, wait a minute,
04:03he wants, ask him to- USA, USA.
04:08Changing the momentum, Hacksaw is.
04:11I'll say.
04:13And if Hacksaw Jim Duggan doesn't take the title away from Shawn Michaels,
04:17Mr. Perfect probably will.
04:19I don't believe, I will, that Shawn Michaels will retain the title.
04:26A championship that's likely to change hands right here in the World Wrestling
04:30Federation on Monday Night Raw.
04:32I'm ready for it.
04:33That's the funny thing about the WWF, on any given night,
04:37any title can change hands, any place.
04:39It doesn't matter who the opponent is, the competition is that tough.
04:42But I've still gotta go along with Shawn Michaels.
04:45Yeah, well, that's quicker- He's probably haven't even locked up.
04:47Come on, give me a break.
04:47Shawn Michaels is afraid of Hacksaw Jim Duggan, finally now locking up.
04:51Michaels twice.
04:51He's killing time.
04:52I beg your pardon?
04:53He's killing time.
04:54Nothing wrong with that.
04:55Exactly.
04:55Good quarterback does that.
04:56Uh-huh.
04:58Over the clothesline.
05:00Michaels, another one.
05:02Hacksaw Jim Duggan with a third clothesline and reeling and
05:06rocking, having his problems, Shawn Michaels.
05:09Uh-oh.
05:11USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA,
05:17USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA
05:22Wait a minute, Shawn Michaels has the two by four that Hacksaw Jim Duggan just
05:26stepped on.
05:27Who touched the lumber?
05:29That's another very important point I'd like to bring up.
05:31What's that?
05:31Everybody's griping about the RMLX Luger.
05:34Well, that was surgically implanted there because it had to be done.
05:38But nobody says a word about this man carrying a two by four in the ring...
05:42The two by four has not been surgically implanted anywhere on Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
05:45But it could be surgically implanted in the Shawn Michaels if Duggan wants to, right?
05:50You've got that right.
05:51Well, then we're just gonna have to- Take it up with Jack Tony.
05:55What a stiff up jab.
05:58Hats off to Jim Duggan, hammering away and a right hand coming at you.
06:03I'm taking a double out of him tonight, baby.
06:08The brain.
06:09Remember your phone call last week with Hats off to Jim Duggan?
06:14Yeah, can't you take a joke?
06:17That's all it was, just a joke.
06:18Hey, Hats off.
06:19Hey, hey, hey, don't do that.
06:20Don't do that.
06:21What do you mean?
06:22I'm trying to start any trouble.
06:23How are you teasing him about that?
06:25I didn't mean anything about it.
06:26This is wrong, and that's an apology.
06:29I'll be glad to apologize.
06:30Shawn Michaels is trying to leave the building.
06:33And Hats off, Jim Duggan's not gonna let him do it.
06:37He's bringing him right back.
06:38Hats off, Jim Duggan is gonna be champion.
06:45He's determined to be the title holder.
06:46This matchup will resume when we return.
06:48Come on, ref, stop him.
06:49We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
06:56Shawn Michaels is coming in the ring the hard way.
06:59No, that was a clever maneuver on the part of Michaels.
07:02That's why he's Intercontinental Champion.
07:04Very clever maneuver.
07:05What, how about that, or what, am I in another one?
07:09Michaels now, what's the momentum?
07:10Hats off, Jim Duggan, getting up after every one of those blows.
07:14And look at this.
07:15Shawn Michaels, come on, ref, get in there.
07:17There he goes, Michaels, down.
07:21Right across the back of the head.
07:23The only chance Michaels has is to stay on the big man when he's down, and
07:26he's doing it.
07:28Is he ever, ramming it in the chest area, and again.
07:31Well, you don't wanna stand up toe to toe and fight, Duggan.
07:34He's a big guy, he's 300 and some pounds.
07:36He's a street fighter, he's a tough guy.
07:38But you get him down, he's as tough as anybody else.
07:41Well, I got three reasons why my money's still on Duggan to take the title, and
07:44that's the red, the white, and the blue.
07:46Art, he's patriotic, look at this.
07:52Duggan throwing punches, and no one home.
07:55Shawn Michaels just out of reach, and unfortunately, a right to the face.
08:00Look at that.
08:01Michaels to the outside, what's he up to?
08:07Provision impaired on Duggan, on the top, from the top,
08:11down into Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
08:14Going for the air attack now.
08:16One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
08:22Shawn Michaels, desperately trying to hold on to the Intercontinental title.
08:28And I believe this is Hacksaw Jim Duggan's first opportunity to become
08:32a champion here in the WWF, can you believe that?
08:36I think he's more concerned about his pit board than carrying any gold.
08:40Duggan, back to his feet, rammed to the elbow.
08:45I figure people ever shut up, boy, they're rude here.
08:50Please, Mr. Heenan, you're the one that's rude.
08:55Absolutely.
08:55To the back, and Duggan ran right into that boot.
09:00And down goes Big Hacksaw.
09:02All up to the elbow, Shawn Michaels, with a series of them now.
09:07He knows what he's doing, he's keeping him down.
09:09Look at this.
09:10Yeah.
09:11And a cover, hooks the leg, two is all he can get.
09:14That could cost him right there, that could cost Shawn Michaels the match,
09:17the title, and everything else that goes with it.
09:20What a showboater this guy is.
09:21There's still a lot of fight left in Duggan, you can tell that.
09:24What you gotta do is you gotta get Duggan to make a mistake.
09:27He will make a mistake, he's not a real bright guy.
09:30Just wait around, he'll make a mistake.
09:33He'll step on his tongue or tip over his board or something like that.
09:37Hacksaw's got one goal in mind, and that's to become the Intercontinental Champion.
09:41To make each and every one of these people all over the world happy, yahoo.
09:47And a right hand, Shawn Michaels on his feet, maybe not for long.
09:51Off the rope now, Duggan with a shoulder block.
09:54Duggan with the momentum, off the rope, over Michaels.
09:58There's gonna be a collision and, nice maneuver again.
10:01In the heart of Shawn Michaels.
10:03He knows what he's doing in there, that's why he's got that belt.
10:06Yeah, you've said that before.
10:07Well, I'm gonna keep saying it.
10:08It's McMahon, he's right.
10:09He knows what he's doing in this squared circle, I gotta admit it.
10:12Look at that maneuver.
10:14Through the ropes to the outside, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
10:15He knows what he's doing in that ring.
10:17That's enough, Peyton.
10:18I already agreed with you one time, don't take any more of it, please.
10:23Look at this.
10:24High risk maneuver coming up for Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
10:28He knows what he's doing on that floor.
10:32You just said he knew what he was doing in the ring.
10:36Yeah, but now he was out on the floor, he knows what he's doing there, too.
10:39I should never have agreed with you.
10:42Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
10:45Yes, first capacity crowd in New York City, right behind me, Hacksaw.
10:53Just like they're gonna be behind me when Hacksaw Jim Duggan meets
10:57Shoko Suda, what a matchup that is.
10:59We've got a whale of a matchup here on Monday Night Raw.
11:02I don't know what you have to do to Hacksaw Jim Duggan to keep him down.
11:10Stun gun.
11:11What?
11:12I think a stun gun.
11:14Maybe.
11:15Shoot him right in the lip with it.
11:16My.
11:18Insult to injury here on the part of Shawn Michaels.
11:22Again, Michaels must be bewildered by now.
11:24What does he have to do to get rid of big, rugged, tough Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
11:32Well, Yokozuna knows how to get rid of Duggan.
11:34He just climbed the second rope.
11:35That was temporary, mind you.
11:37That was very temporary.
11:38Hacksaw made his return as a result of the broken ribs.
11:41He's back in there, and he's looking for Yokozuna.
11:44But when he faces Yokozuna, he wants to be the Intercontinental Champion.
11:48Of course he does.
11:49But don't forget, in the back of his mind and
11:52inside of his body, he still feels Yokozuna's 505 pounds.
11:57So whether he's got that Intercontinental title or not, he likes Yokozuna.
12:01Gonna be sayonara, Mr. Duggan.
12:03Wait a minute, they better check that forearm.
12:05I think it's under the chin.
12:07No.
12:09Right across the carotid artery.
12:11Exactly.
12:11Hacksaw Jim Duggan making his move on Shawn Michaels.
12:18Grabbed the elbow.
12:19The hold is broken.
12:20Duggan whipped to the box.
12:21Well, now he puts on the rakes.
12:23And the elbow lands on Michaels, face first to the buckle.
12:27This is what I like to see.
12:30A block, another block.
12:31And look at that left hand, a right hand by Hacksaw.
12:35And Michaels goes down like a ton of racks.
12:37You ever see the size of the hands on Duggan?
12:40He's got some big meat hooks on him.
12:42He does indeed.
12:43Hacksaw Jim Duggan, look at this.
12:52With momentum, perhaps just moments away from being Intercontinental Champion.
12:56This could be it, this could be it.
12:59A big power slam by Hacksaw, and he is getting ready to get down.
13:07It don't look good.
13:08The big pins him, I'm gonna jump in the ring and congratulate him right away.
13:11He's down, he's down, yes, what a clothesline, that'll do it.
13:17Knocked the rug on the floor.
13:19To the outside.
13:20Wait a minute, where's he going?
13:26Come back here.
13:29Shawn Michaels is not leaving the building right now.
13:32Shawn Michaels trying to get out of this match.
13:34He's trying to leave the area.
13:37Hacksaw Jim Duggan does not want to come out.
13:40He can't win the title with a count out.
13:42You have to make the champion.
13:43So, man, they're gonna have to pay.
13:45Duggan bringing Michaels back.
13:47You can see it in the face of Michaels.
13:49He wants to win Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
13:51Went right for the eyes.
13:52A clothesline.
13:56My goodness.
13:57Did you see that?
14:00He drove him right over the rail, right down the aisle.
14:03Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
14:06Wait a minute, what is this?
14:09Hacksaw Jim Duggan, the victor.
14:11Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout, as a result of a countdown.
14:16I'm disappointed.
14:17Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
14:21Hacksaw Jim Duggan victorious, but there's a look of disappointment on his face.
14:27He's asking for the microphone, I believe.
14:32All right, hold on, folks.
14:34Hold on, everybody.
14:36Hold on.
14:38I think the WWF does a lot of things right.
14:42But by God, they got this wrong.
14:45There ain't no way I could beat a man from pillar to post.
14:51And what he knows, I'm gonna take him down.
14:54He takes a run for it.
14:56What are you gonna do about it, Tommy?
15:00So I'm telling you, I'm telling all these folks out here,
15:04I'm telling Shawn Michaels, Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
15:08I'm not leaving until I get another piece of you, tough guy.
15:13Power.
15:14Should be happy he won the match.
15:17No, he won the match, all right, but- He should have the title.
15:21Yeah, he would.
15:23I think Hacksaw Jim Duggan in another lifetime wanted to be an interior decorator.
15:27I don't know, but Hacksaw Jim Duggan is angry.
15:29I've seen him do that in the back of garbage cans when he throws the cans in
15:33the back of the- I stopped that.
15:35Hacksaw Jim Duggan is not leaving, but we're gonna have to.
15:39Sit down strike.
15:40Hacksaw Jim Duggan with a sit down strike.
15:42He wants Michaels to return to the ring.
15:45Will Michaels return?
15:46We will in a moment.
15:47We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
15:54Back here with you, Macho Man Randy Savage, Vince McMahon, along with Bobby
15:58the Reign here, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan is not gonna go anywhere, nowhere.
16:02He is on a sit down strike here.
16:04He wants Shawn Michaels to return.
16:06He wants more of Shawn Michaels.
16:08I don't see Shawn Michaels heading back to the ring.
16:10Yeah, he's not going to.
16:11This big dummy better go take a shower.
16:13I don't know if we're gonna have any more action here or not tonight,
16:16because Hacksaw Jim Duggan is not leaving the ring.
16:18Who's gonna make him?
16:20Well, I mean- Yeah, why don't you make him, I'll tell him.
16:22I'm a broadcast journalist, it's not my job to be- Yeah, right, yeah.
16:26Hacksaw Jim Duggan right above us here.
16:29Hacksaw Jim Duggan wanting to have an opportunity to face Yokozuna somewhere
16:33down the line.
16:34We just saw the King of the Ring, The Hoaxter, and Yokozuna going at it.
16:39What a matchup that's going to be.
16:41And I think Yokozuna will walk out of the King of the Ring match as WWF Champion.
16:47I see.
16:48Well, standing by, Mean Gene Okerlund, who will tell us a little bit more about
16:53the upcoming King of the Ring.
16:55Hopefully, Hacksaw's gonna leave soon.
16:57We don't know.
16:59We don't know.
17:02We don't know.
17:02We don't know.
17:12This King of the Ring report here on Monday Night RAW is brought to you by
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17:30Brother, you've got to want it.
17:33Fans already are voicing their excitement and enthusiasm
17:37for the first ever King of the Ring tournament on Sunday, June 13th.
17:41As you know, Bret the Hitman Hart, the number one seed for obvious reasons.
17:46And the qualifying matches continue here
17:49on the World Wrestling Federation Television Network.
17:52Latest to qualify over the weekend was the narcissist Lex Luger.
17:56Plus, on superstars this past weekend,
17:59Mr. Perfect and Doink the Clown wrestled to a draw.
18:03We understand there is talk of a rematch to see which of those two superstars
18:07will be represented at the first ever King of the Ring.
18:10Remember now, eight participants will be involved
18:14in a one-night single elimination tournament.
18:17And as Vince McMahon just mentioned here on Monday Night Raw,
18:20the main event at this brand new
18:23World Wrestling Federation pay-per-view spectacular
18:26pits the five-time World Wrestling Federation champion Hulk Hogan
18:30against the number one challenger, Yokozuna.
18:34In addition...
18:35Wait a minute.
18:37I've just received word, ladies and gentlemen,
18:41that Hacksaw Jim Duggan has left the ring.
18:44And he is either receiving...
18:45Now, I beg your pardon.
18:47No, he is calling World Wrestling Federation president Jack Tunney.
18:52More on that later.
18:53Stay tuned. As soon as we hear anything, of course,
18:55we will let you know right here on Monday Night Raw.
18:59Now then, this weekend, the qualifying matches continue
19:04on WWF Superstars.
19:06You'll see El Matador, Tito Santana,
19:09take on Razor Ramon.
19:10Folks, what a match-up that is gonna be.
19:13Also this coming weekend, on Wrestling Challenge,
19:17you'll see Papa Shango meet Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
19:20That's provided, of course, that Duggan is off the horn
19:23with Jack Tunney.
19:25Circle that date Sunday, June the 13th,
19:28from the heart of America in Dayton, Ohio.
19:31It's the first ever WWF King of the Ring tournament.
19:35Now then, let's get you back to more of Monday Night Raw.
19:45Could it be that this man headed to the ring
19:47will be the next King of the Ring?
19:51Weighing 243 pounds,
19:54Dwayne The Clown!
19:57Talk about tongue-in-cheek.
19:58His opponent, weighing 225 pounds,
20:03the Kamikaze Kid!
20:06Dwayne The Clown here on Monday Night Raw,
20:09squaring off against the Kamikaze Kid,
20:11making his debut.
20:12And who knows?
20:13Maybe Dwayne The Clown, if he can qualify,
20:16just might be-
20:17Oh, look at this!
20:18At the King of the Ring tournament,
20:19Dwayne The Clown going to work on the Kamikaze Kid.
20:21Whoa!
20:22Grabbing him to the buckle, down to the canvas.
20:24Now, Bobby, the right hand, and you know full well
20:26that last week there was not one.
20:28You know darn well-
20:29Ooh, look at that maneuver!
20:30There were two Dwayne The Clowns,
20:32and Crush was not having double vision.
20:35Dwayne has a split personality.
20:37Oh, please.
20:39It's an illusion, right?
20:40It's an illusion, like David Copperfield does.
20:42Magic.
20:43Certainly was no illusion that Dwayne
20:45did not qualify this past weekend
20:47with his matchup with Mr. Perfect.
20:49Then again, Mr. Perfect did not qualify,
20:52either for the King of the Ring tournament.
20:54Both individuals wrestling to a draw.
20:57They may get another opportunity
20:58somewhere down the line.
20:59Dwayne going to work on the Kamikaze Kid,
21:02teaching him thus far a wrestling lesson.
21:06Sadistic and evil, Dwayne The Clown.
21:09Both of them, not double vision.
21:11Two Dwayne The Clowns.
21:13You know, he can spit with a little rubber tongue.
21:15He can throw a pie in your face.
21:17He can do all those humorous things.
21:19But basically, this guy is a wrestler.
21:21He is one.
21:22Basically, this clown is evil.
21:24Oh, yeah, he's evil, but he's a great wrestler.
21:27He's a great wrestler.
21:28He can walk away with the King of the Ring,
21:29the whole thing.
21:30Yes, I believe you're right about that.
21:32Such are the wrestling skills of Dwayne.
21:38Look at him.
21:39Very, very vicious this week.
21:40Dwayne The Clown.
21:42You wonder which one this was.
21:44Was it just the doink that was on the right side
21:48up in the balcony, or the one on the left
21:50watching last week's match?
21:51McMahon.
21:52It was the doink in the balcony.
21:54Which doink in the balcony?
21:56Which balcony?
21:57By the way, Hacksaw Jim Duggan on the phone,
22:00apparently having a conversation
22:02with WWF President Jack Tunney.
22:05Hacksaw Jim Duggan was persuaded to leave the ring area,
22:09and I believe Tunney is going to make a decision
22:11very, very shortly.
22:12Hopefully, we're gonna have Hacksaw Jim Duggan with us.
22:15Look at this.
22:16Dwayne The Clown.
22:17Look at this, look at this, look at this.
22:18Putting a submission hold on the Kamikaze Kid,
22:23and the Kid wastes no time in surrendering.
22:26Bring that bellow up out of that hole right there.
22:29Let him up.
22:30Duggan can't be talking to Tunney.
22:31Why?
22:32Duggan would be calling 2X,
22:33and Tunney's too cheap to accept the charges.
22:35Dwayne The Clown.
22:36Hopefully have Hacksaw Jim Duggan back with us
22:39when we return with our Monday Night Raw.
22:44Hi, I'm Todd Pettengill.
22:45Join me every weekend for WWF Mania.
22:48It's wild, it's crazy.
22:50It's excessive excitement caused by acute hyperactivity.
22:53Each week, we'll bring you exclusive interviews
22:56and tons of great wrestling action.
22:58But most of all, it's just good, clean fun.
23:03So start your weekend with the outrageous WWF Mania,
23:07Saturday mornings at 10 Eastern on USA.
23:10Just brush your teeth first.
23:14We're back with our Monday Night Raw.
23:15You can have a raw day every Saturday morning
23:18starting at 10 o'clock Eastern time
23:20with Todd Pettengill and WWF Mania.
23:26Hey, Tootsie, come here.
23:31Hey, Tootsie, come here.
23:32She don't want you.
23:34Only a matter of time, she will.
23:36How dare you?
23:38How dare you whistle at that young lady in the ring
23:41and call her Tootsie?
23:42Hey, if you're playing cards, I see maybe she has a sister.
23:45A sister?
23:46You get the heavy one.
23:47Hey, listen, I suppose you were impressed
23:49this past Saturday morning, were you not,
23:52with Luna Vachon on WWF Mania?
23:55I think she's extremely attractive.
23:57There's a match in heaven right there.
23:59What, Luna Vachon and Todd Pettengill?
24:01Heated and Luna Vachon.
24:03Yeah, forever and ever, together forever.
24:06You can bet Pettengill didn't fall in love last Saturday.
24:08Hey, she is attractive, though.
24:09I love it when you can see a woman's scalp.
24:13You know, there's been something strange about you
24:16for many years, Bobby Heenan,
24:17and we're just beginning to learn a little bit more
24:19about the inner personality of Mr. Heenan.
24:22More and more about less and less.
24:25Bob Backlund, former WWF Champion.
24:28Nice takedown just moments ago.
24:29Mr. Backlund on the comeback trail
24:31at some 43 years old
24:33and doing exceedingly well for himself.
24:37Bob Backlund hoping to be a part...
24:40Wait a minute, look at this.
24:42What is this?
24:44Wait a minute.
24:45Let me have that, Bobby.
24:47This just in.
24:50Apparently, Hacksaw Jim Duggan
24:52has had a great deal of success
24:55on the phone with WWF President Jack Tunney
24:58because next week, apparently,
25:00we're going to have a rematch.
25:02Duggan versus Shawn Michaels.
25:03But wait a minute.
25:04Get this.
25:05It's going to be held as a lumberjack match.
25:09All right.
25:10Yeah.
25:11No wrestlers around the ring.
25:12Nobody can run.
25:14Shawn Michaels.
25:15First time ever here on Monday Night Raw,
25:17a lumberjack match in which
25:19the two participants,
25:21Shawn Michaels and Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
25:23if either one of them leaves the ring
25:25for any reason,
25:26then all or at least some of the wrestlers
25:29surrounding the ring
25:30will pick them up,
25:32scoop them,
25:33and throw them back into the ring.
25:34Wear them out first,
25:35then throw them into the ring.
25:36Now that excites me.
25:37Well, one good thing about it, Savage,
25:38is it's a non-title match.
25:40No way.
25:41No, no, no.
25:42What do you mean?
25:43The title is on.
25:44Clearly, this note will attempt
25:45to verify momentarily.
25:46Let me see that.
25:47This note says the title will be on the line.
25:49Well, I've never heard of that.
25:51A lumberjack match.
25:52The ring's surrounded with
25:53WWF superstars for the title.
25:55That's unheard of.
25:56I've never heard of anything like that.
25:57Why would they have a rematch
25:58with a non-title match?
25:59Well, I don't know.
26:00You're running scared
26:01just like Shawn Michaels did.
26:02Don't you yell at me, Savage.
26:03Settle down.
26:04Settle down.
26:05Will you please?
26:06Next week, seven days to go.
26:07I got it.
26:08I'm going to be here.
26:09Well, Tony has been making
26:10a lot of decisions as of late,
26:11and this one, I must say, I applaud.
26:16Off the rope.
26:17Back to the hook.
26:18Nice takeover.
26:19See, what Duncan's going to do
26:20is he's going to pay off
26:21a couple of his old cronies
26:22to do a number on Shawn Michaels.
26:24That's what's going to happen.
26:25I got one thing to say to you
26:26and one thing to say
26:27to everybody out there.
26:28Next Monday night on Raw,
26:30ho, ho, ho,
26:31the title changes hands.
26:33Well, it certainly could.
26:34That could very well happen
26:36in that kind of a match.
26:37I don't like the sound of this.
26:38That's not fair.
26:39Of course, you don't like it.
26:40Imagine, Shawn Michaels
26:41must be shaking in his boots
26:42as we speak.
26:43Congratulations to Exxon,
26:44Jim Duncan,
26:45for taking the initiative
26:46and the gutsy,
26:47the gutsy attitude
26:48to sit down there
26:50and make it happen.
26:51President Jack Tony,
26:52good decision.
26:53Wake up call.
26:54Right on time.
26:55Short-arm scissor
26:56that Dwayne Gill has on
26:57the former WWF champion,
26:59Bob Ackland.
27:02Former NCAA Division II
27:04collegiate champion,
27:05Mr. Ackland,
27:06from North Dakota State,
27:07and look at this.
27:08Look at this.
27:09He's not gonna get him.
27:10What a strength possessed by
27:12Bob Ackland.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:14Dwayne Gill
27:15may be dumped on his head.
27:17Credit where credit is due.
27:19Unbelievable.
27:23And Dwayne Gill
27:24is having problems.
27:25Look at that mighty drop here.
27:27Oh, set up, baby.
27:29And by the way,
27:30Exxon, Jim Duncan,
27:31is gonna join us momentarily,
27:33we're told.
27:34Bob Ackland now.
27:35Look at this patented maneuver.
27:36Thumbs up all the way.
27:38To reach the cap.
27:40Yes, indeed, at the crack.
27:41He used to use that maneuver.
27:43He's never like that.
27:44I've never seen him use it.
27:46We'll be back.
27:47Exxon, Jim Duncan will join us.
27:49Promotional consideration
27:51paid for by the following.
28:01You've gotta want it.
28:06Chips!
28:09Gotta have beef.
28:10Gotta have spice.
28:11Need a little excitement.
28:13Snap into a slim, Jim.
28:14Oh, yeah.
28:17Would you please welcome once again,
28:18please, Hacksaw Jim Duncan.
28:23Seven days away from becoming
28:25the new Intercontinental Champion.
28:27If he wishes.
28:30All he needed was the match,
28:32the Lumberjack match,
28:33and he's got it,
28:34and that's all that matters right there.
28:36Well, he's had two opportunities.
28:37This will be his second.
28:38Hacksaw Jim Duncan.
28:41I understand that
28:43your wish has come true,
28:45and your sit-down strike
28:47apparently has paid off.
28:48Well, not very often does
28:50old Hacksaw Jim Duncan
28:51get an opportunity to talk
28:53to the president,
28:54but Sergeant Slaughter
28:55came out here and told me
28:56Jack Tunney was on the telephone,
28:58so I ran out there,
28:59and I said,
29:00Mr. Tunney,
29:01it's not fair.
29:03It's not right.
29:04Shawn Michaels can run away from me.
29:07And you know what
29:08Mr. Tunney said to me?
29:09He said,
29:10Hacksaw,
29:11Shawn can run,
29:12but he can't hide,
29:14because next week, baby,
29:15you got him in a Lumberjack match
29:17for the Intercontinental title.
29:20Tough guy.
29:24I'm sure Mr. Michaels
29:25is not too happy about this at all.
29:27In a Lumberjack matchup,
29:28when all the superstars
29:29surround the squared circle,
29:30when someone is thrown out,
29:31obviously Mr. Michaels
29:32won't be able to run very far.
29:34He seems to spend more time
29:36outside the ring
29:37than he does inside.
29:39I'm not going to take
29:40nothing away from him.
29:41He's sure pretty,
29:43and he sure wrestles well,
29:45but he can't fight a lick.
29:47And Shawn Michaels,
29:48when I get you in the ring,
29:50I'm taking that title away from you,
29:52one way or the other,
29:54tough guy.
29:56Thumbs up all the way
29:57for Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
29:58but a Lumberjack match,
29:59very, very dangerous,
30:00because you never know
30:01what happens.
30:02If you're on the outside
30:03for any reason,
30:04either being thrown out
30:05or whether or not
30:06you're chasing Shawn Michaels,
30:08one of your adversaries
30:09just might be there.
30:11Well, no question about it.
30:12No telling who's going
30:13to be outside the ring,
30:14but it's like back
30:15in my old football days.
30:16You got to keep your head
30:17on a swivel.
30:18You got to look around.
30:19You can't trust nobody.
30:20You got to look around.
30:21You got to look around.
30:22You got to look around.
30:23You got to look around.
30:24You can't trust nobody,
30:25but Hacksaw Jim Duggan's mind
30:27is on one thing.
30:29That's the Intercontinental title.
30:31Tough guy.
30:35All right, best of luck
30:36to Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
30:37your wish granted
30:38by President Jack Tunney.
30:40The Lumberjack match ordered,
30:41and who knows,
30:42you could very well be
30:43taking another look
30:44at the new Intercontinental champion.
30:47Go for it.
30:48USA!
30:49USA!
30:51USA!
30:52USA!
30:54That'll baby Hacksaw
30:55right there in your corner.
30:56Don't go away.
30:57The Head Shrinkers,
30:58Kamala,
30:59and a very special surprise.
31:01Dig it!
31:19Hey, I'm Bart,
31:21and this here is Billy.
31:24Ever since we signed
31:25with the WWF,
31:26all we've been hearing
31:27about is trouble.
31:28Trouble from the likes
31:29of the Head Shrinkers,
31:31Money Incorporated,
31:33and the Beverly Brothers.
31:39And you know,
31:40there's nothing like
31:41a little scrap
31:42to get a man's attention.
31:44So me and Bart figure
31:46that we're going to go
31:47to the WWF
31:48and look for a little
31:49tag team excitement.
31:54And when the smoke clears,
31:56they'll go down
31:57on troops.
32:03Ladies and gentlemen,
32:04at this time,
32:05I would like to introduce
32:06to you an individual
32:08who truly has been
32:10one of the legendary figures
32:12of the World Wrestling Federation,
32:14one of the premier managers
32:16of all time.
32:18Listen, there he is.
32:19Give a warm welcome
32:20to Captain Lou Albano!
32:24Yeah, you bet!
32:25Captain Louis Albano
32:27here on Monday Night Raw!
32:29We don't get along,
32:30you know, McMahon.
32:31Yeah, no kidding.
32:32But I like Captain Lou
32:33forever and ever and ever.
32:35I mean, he's nuts.
32:36He's nuts.
32:37He's off the wall
32:38as anybody.
32:39You're the head cashew.
32:40No, I'm sitting
32:41next to the head cashew.
32:42Captain Louis Albano,
32:43the manager
32:44of more tag team champions
32:46than any other individual
32:47in the history
32:48of the World Wrestling Federation.
32:50What a stellar...
32:51Hey, Cap, come on over!
32:53You don't invite him over here.
32:55Why not?
32:57Pull the towel,
32:58what are you gonna do?
32:59Let's see what you're
33:00gonna have to say.
33:01Been a long time
33:02since we have been
33:03in the company
33:04of Captain Louis Albano.
33:05Open step, too,
33:06with one of those
33:07rubber bands, even.
33:09He's smart.
33:10Daniel, hide your watch.
33:11You don't know
33:12what I'm talking about.
33:13Hey, Cap,
33:14how you doing?
33:15Albano's coming around
33:16to sit down.
33:17Come on, join us
33:18and look who's going to top.
33:2049 pounds.
33:22Take a look at this,
33:23if you want.
33:24Captain Louis Albano,
33:26you never looked better.
33:28Look at this.
33:29What kind of...
33:30You must be on Ikepro.
33:31Unbelievable, Vinny.
33:32I'm on Ikepro.
33:33I walk five,
33:34six miles a day.
33:35I'm in the best condition
33:36of my life.
33:37I got the body
33:38that women love
33:39and men envy, brother.
33:40I feel good.
33:41What are you used to, man?
33:42It's the wild Samoans
33:43off in Sika.
33:44First of all, Vinny,
33:45it's an honor and a pleasure
33:46to be back with the major leagues
33:47of professional wrestling,
33:48the WWF,
33:49and sitting next to
33:50the main man,
33:51the macho man,
33:52a man that's often imitated
33:53but never duplicated.
33:54Vinny,
33:55it is an honor.
33:56Now, getting back
33:57to the Samoans,
33:58you know I did manage
33:59them to be three-time
34:00world champions, Vinny.
34:01We call them
34:02the headhunters now.
34:03They have taken a change,
34:04I believe,
34:05for the worst.
34:06I believe there's something
34:07in the water.
34:08I don't know what it is,
34:09but it's something
34:10that's gone wrong.
34:11Mr. Albano,
34:12you have not made reference
34:13to the gentleman
34:14and there's really
34:15not too much
34:16to make reference to.
34:17I'm not a fan
34:18of Bobby the Great Heenan.
34:19I do respect the man,
34:20realizing that he has
34:21great managerial talent.
34:22He's a great announcer.
34:23He's a great commentator.
34:24However,
34:25I do not respect the man
34:26and his tactics.
34:27I believe that the man
34:28has gone astray.
34:29The man is a brain
34:30of a dehydrated baby.
34:31Put it in a pigeon
34:32or a parakeet
34:33and it will go backwards.
34:34I do believe
34:35he has to be watched
34:36at all times.
34:37He needs psychiatric care.
34:38The man has troubles.
34:39The man has problems.
34:40I do want to keep an eye
34:41on the demented half
34:42when I call him
34:43Mr. Heenan.
34:44I don't care
34:45to answer that.
34:46I don't care
34:47to answer that.
34:48I'm not a demented half.
34:49Will you put my brain
34:50into a pigeon
34:51and he flies upside down?
34:52Mr. Heenan,
34:53to get it straight,
34:54I think he said
34:55fly backwards.
34:56I don't care
34:57what he says.
34:58What?
34:59The man's ruining
35:00my program.
35:01I've got us.
35:02Look at this.
35:03What we have here
35:04is the Head Shrinkers
35:05cleaning house
35:06and if they were
35:07managed by Captain
35:08Louis Albano,
35:09I'm sure things
35:10would be different.
35:11Look at this.
35:12Whoa!
35:13Whoa!
35:16Regardless of
35:17what Bobby
35:18the Brain Heenan
35:19has to say,
35:20Captain Louis Albano,
35:21it is indeed
35:22an honor to have you
35:23back here
35:24in the World
35:25Wrestling Federation.
35:26Well I got to say,
35:27Vince,
35:28it's an honor for me.
35:29We're in the major leagues
35:30of professional wrestling
35:31right here,
35:32the greatest organization
35:33in the world,
35:34but I'm glad
35:35to be back, Vince.
35:36I'm glad to be sitting
35:37next to Macho Man
35:38and yourself.
35:39Forget about Bobby
35:40Heenan,
35:42you got the brain
35:43of a dehydrated BB
35:44putting the pigeon
35:45of a parakeet
35:46to fly backwards,
35:47brother,
35:48stay out.
35:49Put him up.
35:50Wait, wait, wait.
35:51Take it easy,
35:52take it easy.
35:53Save yourself
35:54the embarrassment,
35:55Heenan,
35:56he'll knock you out
35:57quickly.
35:58Look at this body,
35:59Heenan,
36:00the body of women
36:01loving men,
36:02then they'd be all
36:03going over you.
36:04Hey, if it wasn't
36:05for the threat
36:06man I have
36:07in my back here,
36:08I'd,
36:09well it's not important.
36:10Uh-oh, a bit of conversing here.
36:13Yokozuna, we've just been told Yokozuna is going to be one of the Lumberjacks
36:19next week, right here on Monday Night Raw.
36:21And that spells trouble for Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
36:24Well, you know the hatred there between Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Yokozuna.
36:28Now, Yokozuna's gonna be outside the ring as a lumberjack,
36:30a Japanese lumberjack, a 505 pound Japanese lumberjack.
36:35I'd pay to see that.
36:36Well, you may have to.
36:38What a matchup that's gonna be on Monday Night Raw.
36:41We already know that Yokozuna is gonna be one of the Lumberjacks.
36:46You wonder who else is going to be circling the ring,
36:50making sure that Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Shawn Michaels keep the action on the inside.
36:55Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got an idea.
36:56What?
36:58Since Yokozuna's gonna be a lumberjack, and he's as big as he is,
37:01why don't he just be the only lumberjack?
37:02I think that's fair.
37:03Yeah, right.
37:04Oh, no.
37:05Can you smell his brain bubbling there, Macho Man?
37:07He's got an idea.
37:08Boy, is that hot.
37:09He was smelling something burning.
37:10He was thinking.
37:13What a devastating piledriver we saw just moments ago.
37:17Unbelievable.
37:18It's unbelievable.
37:19And there's Alpha, whom Captain Luis Albano used to manage.
37:23And there's Sika hanging around his neck.
37:25That's not Sika that you half-wit.
37:27That's not Sika.
37:28That's a shrunken head from a Z-Epithor, man.
37:31Captain, when you were managing the Alpha and Sika,
37:35did you ever get any communication with them?
37:37Yes, brother.
37:38I was able to get down and talk some more.
37:40And you know, I'll tell you what happened, Savage.
37:47When he managed them, they used to be Polish.
37:51No, they used to be victorious.
37:54They used to be champions.
37:55Albano's conversing now with one of the head shrinkers.
38:03Mr. Albano, what did you say?
38:06I said, please, try to go by the rules.
38:08Stop this cruelty, because it's unreal.
38:10They're not listening.
38:11Give the man a chance.
38:12Give the man a fair chance.
38:13I guess they're not.
38:15Then again, are you listening?
38:17To who?
38:18To Captain Luis Albano.
38:19I can't understand a word of what he says.
38:21Oh, my, double headbutt there.
38:24Well, Mr. Albano, have you been impressed?
38:26Wait a minute, here's the cover.
38:27We have, oh, come on.
38:29They could end this, I believe, any time they would want to.
38:32Are you impressed thus far with the mental prowess
38:36of the brain, Bobby Heenan?
38:37Well, I'm not impressed with Bobby Brain's brain,
38:40I should say, or Bobby Heenan's brain.
38:42I'm not impressed at all, Vince.
38:43He does nothing for me.
38:45What about the Macho Man?
38:46Oh, Macho Man is a legend in his own time.
38:49He I am impressed with.
38:50Very unimpressed with the brain, thank you.
38:52Hey, why don't you turn your back to me, everyone?
38:55By the way, Captain, what's that dangling from your ear?
38:58Well, it's an eclectic rubber band, Vince,
39:00from an eclectic tree in Borneo,
39:02and I've always had them for years.
39:03You know that.
39:04Borneo.
39:05Borneo, that's right.
39:06You're talking to a guy that speaks Samoan.
39:07He's wearing rubber bands.
39:08He's got half a tree hanging out of his ear.
39:11For what reason?
39:12Why don't you lay dead, Heenan, and shut up?
39:14That's it, put him up.
39:15Give the other end a chance.
39:17Yeah, that's a good idea.
39:18What other end?
39:19Excellent advice on the part of Captain Luis Albano.
39:21Oh, no!
39:22What should I do with my other end?
39:23I can't understand what he's saying.
39:25Well, why don't you leave?
39:27My show.
39:28Oh, I don't leave.
39:29Oh, look at this!
39:31Oh!
39:31A devastating maneuver.
39:33Wow.
39:34Is that what they mean when they say, keep your head down?
39:37Uh-oh, look at this guy going up!
39:39All the way on the top!
39:41Watch the height he gets.
39:42Far too far back!
39:44Whoa!
39:45Viciousness!
39:46300 pounds, unreal!
39:50Got to break a man's ribs, am I right, Macho Man?
39:53You've got to maim a man for life.
39:54Here are your winners, The Vince Wrecker!
39:58A good look at Zabu and Fatu, managed by Alpha.
40:05And Captain Luis Albano, we would like to thank you
40:08very much for joining us here on Monday Night Raw.
40:10The tear them apart!
40:11Look at it!
40:12Well, I'd like to thank you, Vince, for having me here.
40:14As you guessed, it's a pleasure and it's an honor.
40:16And I want to tell you one thing,
40:17the Samoans actually scared me.
40:19I don't know what's happened.
40:20Well, come back soon.
40:21No, don't!
40:23Shut up, man, shut up!
40:24Hey, I'll meet you out back after the win.
40:25Get over, get ready!
40:26You want to meet me out back?
40:27I'll meet you out back.
40:28Yeah, well, go ahead.
40:29Let's go, you ready?
40:30Yeah, you go.
40:31You can't find the doorway.
40:33Oh, speaking of the doorway, settle down, guys.
40:35Perhaps you all should take a course on home improvement,
40:39courtesy of the Bushwhackers at Coliseum Home Video.
40:43Smack them, whack them.
40:45It's gonna be lovely, mate.
40:46We're gonna have a bath.
40:47Okay, Cousin Luke, I think it's time to start.
40:50Okay, mate, I'll put my goggles on.
40:51Okay, mate.
40:52Safety first.
40:53Okay, loosen up that sprocket, mate.
40:56Don't worry, Don, I'll come and have a look here.
40:58Don't worry, mate.
40:59It's starting to come loose.
41:00It's starting to come loose.
41:02Okay.
41:02I need a couple more weights to go, mate.
41:03You're dead, man, you're dead, man.
41:04It's coming apart.
41:05Oh, no!
41:06It's an accident!
41:07It really is!
41:08It's crazy!
41:09Ah!
41:11Is it hot in here with the lights?
41:12I smell bacon.
41:13This contest is scheduled for one fall.
41:16You know, you're too much.
41:18I'll tell you what's cooking,
41:20it's the Ugandan Giants.
41:22That's something when the raw girl's bigger than Kamala.
41:26All right, let's be nice.
41:29I think I'll bring the captain back over here.
41:31No, hey, I'm sorry.
41:32I'm sorry.
41:33Yeah, you're right there.
41:35You're sorry, and you really, really are.
41:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
41:38Information pouring in on next week's Lumberjack matchup
41:42with Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, and Shawn Michaels.
41:45Not only is Yokozuna one of the Lumberjacks,
41:48check this out.
41:49Also joining us, who will be in action,
41:53but more importantly, perhaps, as a Lumberjack,
41:56joining us next week, Mr. Perfect.
41:58All right, I dig it, yeah!
42:01That's not fair.
42:02Oh, that's okay.
42:02Well, you thought it was fair
42:04when Yokozuna was gonna be a Lumberjack.
42:06But remember what happened at WrestleMania
42:08between Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect
42:09in the back out there?
42:10Perfect's not gonna stand at ringside
42:12and just be a mere Lumberjack.
42:14He's gonna get involved.
42:15Something's gonna happen.
42:16You're right, he's psyched to the max.
42:18I think the Intercontinental title's gonna fall
42:20next week on Raw, yeah!
42:21Right now, falling and flailing him out there,
42:23the opponent of the Ugandan giant, the mighty Kamala.
42:27Oh, Myers is up and, well, only for a moment, back down.
42:32Can you imagine 20-some wrestlers or whatever,
42:34how many there gonna be surrounding the ring next week,
42:37all with the Lumberjack shirts on?
42:40Although, I don't know if they can find
42:41a Lumberjack shirt big enough for Yokozuna.
42:43Gotta call Omar, the tin maker.
42:45Let me get this right.
42:46They're gonna be wearing, like,
42:47those red or blue flannel Lumberjack shirts?
42:50Yeah, you know, kind of like the flannel jammies
42:51you wear now.
42:52The jammies I have with the feet.
42:53No, I don't have jammies with feet.
42:55Yeah, right, right.
42:56Oh, I admitted something right here on Raw.
42:58Try to take that back, can't do it, no, can't do it,
43:01can't do it.
43:02I do have some button-down Dr. Dentons,
43:03but I don't have the ones with the feet in them.
43:05But the important thing is,
43:06where are you gonna find a Lumberjack shirt
43:07to fit Yokozuna?
43:09I don't know.
43:12And you will notice, gentlemen,
43:14conspicuous by his absence tonight,
43:17is the Reverend Slick.
43:18Exactly, where is he?
43:20What happened?
43:21What's the story?
43:22Well, the story is simply one thing.
43:24I mean, Reverend Slick has been teaching
43:26the Ugandan giant how to speak English.
43:28He's been teaching him some of the social graces,
43:31unquestionably tutoring him as far as his skills
43:34in the square and circle are concerned.
43:37It's simple.
43:38Slick doesn't think Kamala needs him.
43:40Oh, my!
43:42I don't think he's ready, though, Vince McMahon.
43:43I gotta say something right now.
43:45I love Kamala.
43:46Uh-oh, I agree with you, Savage.
43:47He's not ready yet.
43:48He could use their services right now,
43:50but okay, Slick is counting on the fans
43:53helping out Kamala.
43:54That's exactly what they're doing
43:55in the Monday Night Raw.
43:57He's not ready.
43:58I'm just telling you right now.
43:59Watch, he'll flip him over.
44:00There he is right there.
44:01Yeah, but he's not the first guy
44:02who's been rolled in New York.
44:04Hey, would you please?
44:05Ooh, wow, right there.
44:06I'm telling you, the Big Apple.
44:07Kamala's figuring it out.
44:09He's got him figured.
44:10Well, no, I guess he doesn't.
44:11No, he does not.
44:11No, he doesn't.
44:12Now, stop it right there and cover him right.
44:15Yes, he was listening to the fans.
44:18Hey!
44:19Victorious, he did it.
44:20He did it.
44:21If he would get that one thing down,
44:23he's got all the tools he can go all the way to the top.
44:26I gotta go do an interview.
44:27I gotta go.
44:27I'm gonna talk to Shawn Michaels.
44:28You want some Superstar Ice Cream as well?
44:30Ice Cream, you scream.
44:32I'm gonna do an interview with Shawn Michaels,
44:34the Intercontinental Champion.
44:36We'll be back with Bobby the Brain,
44:38Eden, and Shawn Michaels when we return.
44:43Standing by, Bobby the Brain, Eden with Shawn Michaels,
44:47but next week, in addition to the Lumberjack matchup,
44:49get this macho man a qualified match
44:52for the King of the Ring Tournament
44:53right here on Monday Night Raw.
44:55Bam Bam Bigelow against Big Typhoon.
44:58Star-stunned, let's do it.
44:59Monday Night Raw, next week, I'm gonna be here.
45:02Lumberjack shirts, all full Bregalia, yeah.
45:07Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
45:10New WWF figures.
45:12Give you the power of Hulkamania,
45:13the knockout punch of Virgil,
45:14the audacity of IRS,
45:15and the madness of the Macho Man.
45:17Collect new WWF figures now.
45:19Sold separately, dig it.
45:21With me right now is the Intercontinental Champion,
45:23Shawn Michaels.
45:24And Shawn, I know what you've gone through.
45:25It's been an uphill battle your whole career to win this.
45:28Now, like, stab you in the back.
45:29Jack Tunney, Incorporated.
45:31You know, can you believe this?
45:32Have you ever, in the history
45:34of the World Wrestling Federation,
45:35seen an Intercontinental Champion treated this way?
45:38I mean, Jack Tunney, I'm the World Wrestling Federation
45:40Intercontinental Champion.
45:41And now, Hacksaw Jim Duggan somehow gets me
45:45into a Lumberjack match.
45:46I mean, he protests, he calls Jack Tunney at home.
45:50I don't even have his home phone number.
45:52And I'm the Intercontinental Champion.
45:53You see, that's what I don't like.
45:54It's not fair.
45:55If he's got Tunney's home phone number,
45:57you're gonna put the title up next week,
45:58right here on Monday Night Raw.
45:59I don't like the sound of this.
46:01No, neither do I.
46:01I mean, who knows who he's got up his sleeve?
46:03Plus, not to mention all the people he's gonna have
46:05around the ring, all his buddies.
46:07I mean, you know, don't get me wrong.
46:08I got a couple numbers of myself.
46:10I got a couple friends out there.
46:11But you know something, Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
46:13one way or another, this thing's staying with me.
46:15Let me know one thing.
46:15I know you must have something up your sleeve.
46:17What do you have planned for Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
46:19Well, Bob, I'm not gonna tell you.
46:21I can fix that.
46:22Don't miss the first ever Lumberjack matchup.
46:26You won't believe it next week on Monday Night Raw.
46:29Stay home, Duggan.