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00:00It was last Thursday, the World Wrestling Federation headquarters,
00:04a cross section of Americana turning out to kick off the Lex Luger call to action
00:08campaign, we picked up these comments from a humble, patriotic Lex Luger.
00:14Some people say, it's not cool to be patriotic nowadays, but
00:20this I think is a good start right here to show people that they're wrong.
00:22There's a lot right with the United States of America,
00:25it truly is the land of opportunity.
00:28Lex Luger's on his way, on his way to ask for your support in his attempt to
00:33gain a World Wrestling Federation title matchup with Yokozuna.
00:37Lex Luger wants you, the Lex Express on the way.
00:41We are live from the Manhattan Center in New York City.
01:12It's Monday Night Raw here, a raucous crowd here.
01:19And they're all about ready to witness an Intercontinental title matchup.
01:23Hello everyone, I'm Vince McMahon, along with Bobby the Brain Heaton, and
01:26the Macho Man Randy Savage.
01:28And yes, Shawn Michaels defends the Intercontinental title against the men
01:32whom he lost that very title in this very ring once before, Marty Jannetty.
01:37In addition to that, this will be the debut right here tonight of
01:41a tag team everybody's talking about, Mom, M-O-M.
01:44You know what M-O-M means?
01:46They are men who live and sleep and live on a mission.
01:51It's men on a mission.
01:52Same thing.
01:53And from there, a very special guest in the King's Court,
01:57Jerry Lawler with a King's Court, and a very special guest.
02:00Absolutely, and nobody from the WWF has ever tiptoed through the pull-up,
02:05but Tiny Tim's gonna try.
02:08Tiny Tim and a whole host of others.
02:10Look out, here we go.
02:11The following contest scheduled for
02:16one fall is for the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship.
02:23About to enter the ring with his honey-gold demo from San Antonio, Texas.
02:29It was just nine weeks ago, ladies and gentlemen,
02:33when World Wrestling Federation history was made right here on Monday Night Raw.
02:38And there Bobby Heenan, you remember very well what happened.
02:44You witnessed it.
02:46Yes, it's two against one, and Marty Jannetty shouldn't even stand that match.
02:50Who knows what's gonna go down tonight on Raw?
02:54It's perfect in the building.
02:57Nonetheless, a victory on the part of Marty Jannetty, and Marty Jannetty is pumped.
03:02He is psyched.
03:04He wants to return to New York City and recapture the Intercontinental title.
03:08But there's one very important obstacle in his way, the insurance policy.
03:13Big Diesel is in the corner of Shawn Michaels.
03:17Yes, an awesome man, many say Macho Diesel is partially responsible for
03:22the title returning back to Shawn Michaels in Albany, New York.
03:25Not partially, fully responsible.
03:29And here he comes.
03:30His opponent and challenger from Winnipeg,
03:34Georgetown, weighing 235 pounds, Marty Jannetty.
03:40What an ovation.
03:41What a competitor, Marty Jannetty, cranking it up here on Monday Night Raw.
03:45I was Shawn Michaels, and as a clout of the Intercontinental Champion,
03:50I would have dictated to Jeff Cunning.
03:52This match will take place any place, but not at Monday Night Raw.
03:58This is bad luck for him.
04:00Marty Jannetty, the fans of Punkamon, we are live from New York City.
04:10Nothing like a title match.
04:13Look at the size of Diesel.
04:15Bigger than the Empire State Building, no doubt.
04:19However, Diesel will not be in the ring.
04:21A little consultation, that's all right.
04:23But then from there, Diesel has to step to the outside,
04:26leaving Shawn Michaels all alone, one on one.
04:31What a match-up.
04:32Cool dude in a loose mood, no doubt.
04:36Marty Jannetty, what do you do here, Macho Man?
04:43Wait a minute, from behind, that's what you don't do.
04:45You don't turn your back.
04:46You nail him from behind.
04:47You know, that surprises me.
04:48I thought Marty Jannetty was gonna start fast.
04:52Marty Jannetty on the receiving end of an attack of Shawn Michaels.
04:56Michaels a series of elbows now.
04:59Shawn Michaels trying to set up Marty Jannetty.
05:01Coming off the ropes with a right back body drop.
05:03No, look at that.
05:04Unbelievable balance.
05:05Clothesline missing.
05:06No, it's not.
05:09A backslide failure to the clothesline on target.
05:11A cover, one, two, and three, almost got it.
05:14Two great athletes, I'm excited, I got chills up and down my spine.
05:17Look at this, rolling up from behind, and yes.
05:19No, Marty Jannetty on Shawn Michaels with victory on his fingertips from behind now.
05:26Shawn Michaels driving a little right over, what a clever maneuver, yes.
05:32Kuck him up on a roll.
05:33This match has gone 45 seconds.
05:35It's already one of the greatest matches I've ever seen.
05:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:41You know, it looks to me like Jannetty played possum at the beginning.
05:44He like tried to sucker Shawn Michaels into nailing him from behind.
05:47But you don't wanna turn your back too many times to Shawn Michaels.
05:52And Marty Jannetty.
05:53And a look over to Diesel, and a look right back at Shawn.
05:57He's concerned with Diesel as well as he should be.
05:59This is where they get down, right now.
06:04I would suggest that Shawn Michaels may have a little bit more respect for
06:08Marty Jannetty than he did earlier on.
06:11Well, don't forget McMahon, when he got in the ring to fight Jannetty the first
06:14time, he didn't even know Jannetty was gonna be his opponent.
06:16He didn't know Mr. Perfect was gonna interfere.
06:18He had everything going against him.
06:21Say, by the way, I wonder if, can someone get, is Mr. Perfect here tonight?
06:26I wonder if he, if Mr. Perfect is here.
06:28I'll check with my staff.
06:30Hey, stupid, come here.
06:31We'll find out if Mr. Perfect's here tonight.
06:34Off the rope now.
06:34Shawn Michaels over Jannetty, coming right back at him, flanked by Jannetty.
06:37And a hip toss, no, a reversal, puts on the, look at that, a thumb to the eye.
06:43And a clothesline misses, and a kick missed.
06:47And now, we see the frustration on the face of Shawn Michaels.
06:50I'm gonna tell you something right away, psychologically, this is awesome.
06:54Look at frustration on the face of Shawn Michaels.
07:00He'll try and slow the tempo down.
07:01It's tough to do in a matchup with Jannetty.
07:04He picks that tempo up.
07:05And Jannetty, before you know it, you'll be wrestling his style of a match.
07:10Back to the corner.
07:10Come on, come on, move it up.
07:13Cheap shot by Michaels over the referee's head.
07:18That may have taken a little bit more out of Jannetty than we thought.
07:21Looking right in front of Diesel.
07:25You know, they're both former tag team partners.
07:28And Shawn Michaels taught Artie Jannetty everything he knows.
07:31Missed by shoulder.
07:34Now, a dark takedown, a hip toss.
07:37Bobby Jannetty with authority, a scoop and a slam.
07:40No.
07:41This is very interesting.
07:42A cover, a two and three.
07:44No.
07:45So close.
07:48Nobody knows each other better than these guys, Vince McMahon.
07:53Yes, but I would suggest that Marty Jannetty knows Shawn Michaels a little
07:56better than Michaels knows Jannetty.
07:57Who makes you think so?
07:59And I would differ with that point of view as Diesel looks on.
08:02I would say that Marty Jannetty was a superior of the two when they were
08:06a tag team years ago.
08:07Come on.
08:09You probably voted for Spiros Agnew, too.
08:13Spiros Agnew.
08:14I wasn't old enough to vote for Spiros Agnew.
08:17Spiros Agnew.
08:18Only 1936, let's say.
08:21Arm bar now by Jannetty.
08:22It had to be him.
08:27Thus far, Diesel has been relatively ineffectual in this matchup.
08:31A non-factor.
08:33Shawn Michaels told me Diesel's there just mainly to keep the women off Shawn Michaels.
08:38Please.
08:39They've been tearing at his clothes.
08:41They've been screaming.
08:42It's worse than the Elvis, worse than the Beatles, the attention this man's getting.
08:45All the women I know don't like Shawn Michaels.
08:49To the buckle now.
08:50Shawn Michaels, and here he comes.
08:51No, he went right to the bone.
08:54Jannetty on the second rope.
08:56Yes, beautiful maneuver.
08:57Jannetty looks great tonight.
08:59Cover him.
09:00Absolutely, cover him.
09:01Marty Jannetty's going up.
09:03He's gonna go for Brock on this one.
09:06Jannetty going way up.
09:07He's on the top rope now.
09:08Marty Jannetty perhaps sensing victory.
09:10And no.
09:12No.
09:13Shawn.
09:14Yes, DDT, cover him.
09:16One, two, three.
09:18Yes, we have a new champion.
09:20His foot's out.
09:21Congratulations.
09:22Yes, way to go.
09:23He did it again.
09:27Marty Jannetty victorious.
09:29We'll be back as we continue.
09:32We've already had one championship change here on Monday Night Raw.
09:37Yeah.
09:39We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
09:40We are live from the Manhattan Center.
09:43And believe it or not, this matchup is resuming here.
09:47We've had a situation where the referee came over here during the break.
09:50Bobby Heenan called Diesel and the referee over and
09:53showed them the replay where Shawn Michaels' foot was on the bottom rope.
09:57The referee reversed the decision.
09:58The matchup resumes.
10:00Worst series of events I've ever seen.
10:02Go ahead, chastise me for being an honest man.
10:05Come here.
10:05Two and almost a count of three again.
10:08Come on.
10:08You wanna replay that one too?
10:10Hey, can I help it?
10:13I'm an honest, decent man.
10:14I can't let an injustice like that go by.
10:17It's the instincts I have.
10:18I mean, it's the decency that oozes out of my pores.
10:22Really?
10:22Yeah.
10:24Don't you smell the sincerity on me?
10:26Yeah.
10:27And down across the name.
10:30Hit him.
10:31Jannetty into the cover, two and- I have a call.
10:34Man, Jannetty now is getting frustrated.
10:36And who wouldn't be frustrated?
10:38During the break, ladies and gentlemen, he had the title in his hands.
10:41He was walking around in a ring with the championship belt.
10:44I'm frustrated too, but the bottom line is he can't lose the school.
10:47He's got to get over it.
10:48He's got to beat him and beat him flat.
10:50Michaels, no.
10:53Nice maneuver by Jannetty, and now he's gonna go to sleep.
10:56Put him to sleep.
10:57No.
10:59To the ropes, Marty.
11:00I mean, Shawn, I mean, Diggle.
11:02Good night, Irene.
11:03Come on, Shawn.
11:04Say good night.
11:05Marty Jannetty pouring on the pressure, really pouring it on.
11:09He's got him in the middle of the ring, too.
11:11That's a good sign.
11:12It's a bad place to be.
11:13There can be no mistake on this one.
11:15There won't be any foot on the bottom rope this time.
11:18Shawn Michaels is going 99.
11:20There's nothing Diesel can do about it.
11:22Except watch the title slip from the hands of Shawn Michaels.
11:27Turning into him.
11:29He's back to his feet.
11:30Look at that maneuver.
11:33Suplex.
11:35I've got to get back to- Give Shawn Michaels credit on that one, yes.
11:39That was all he could do.
11:40That was just out of desperation.
11:45Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels in a seesaw match up here,
11:49opening up things here on Monday night.
11:50Wow, we thought for sure we saw a title change hands moments ago.
11:53Elbow to the front of the jaw.
11:56Knock his teeth out.
11:56Shawn Michaels in the knee now to the outside, Marty Jannetty.
11:59Wow.
12:00Out over there by Diesel.
12:01That's not a good place to be.
12:06Let me ask you both something.
12:07Let's say Marty Jannetty's foot was over the bottom rope and Shawn had won the match.
12:11Would either of you have jumped up and brought it to the referee's attention?
12:14Yes.
12:16I'm not even gonna answer it.
12:17Cuz you're wrong.
12:20Maybe, but maybe not.
12:22Who cares?
12:22Wait a minute, coming up from behind now.
12:23Upper Jannetty.
12:26Shawn Michaels with Marty Jannetty.
12:27What's he gonna do with it?
12:29He hasn't decided.
12:30Back in the ring.
12:32It's Michaels with the momentum now.
12:33Jannetty being sent up, hurled to the far side.
12:35Missed him in the clothesline, and double collision, but look at this.
12:40Another one.
12:41Now Michaels is up.
12:42Not for long.
12:42Look at that.
12:43Oh, man.
12:45Turning point of the match right there.
12:46Come on, Jannetty.
12:47You can't win this.
12:48You can't limit title in a count out.
12:50You can't do it.
12:51You have to make the champion pin.
12:53You have to pin the champion and make him submit.
12:56Shawn Michaels is in a good place right now.
12:58Diesel over there with Shawn Michaels trying to help him out.
13:03The official outside.
13:04Don't touch it.
13:06Get out of the way.
13:08We're gonna have to take this break.
13:10We'll be right back as this match-up- Look at that.
13:12Resumes.
13:13Stay with us.
13:14Keep shot.
13:15We're on now.
13:17Shawn Michaels whipped to the buckle.
13:19And no.
13:19Nice reversal by Shawn Michaels.
13:21Michaels with one leap all the way up to the top rope and down.
13:25We're back live from New York City.
13:29The Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs.
13:32Here's the cover.
13:32One, two, and a kick out.
13:34One of the greatest matches I've ever seen.
13:37Barely a kick out.
13:39This hasn't stopped.
13:40They've been going just like this since the bell rang.
13:43Very controversial, I might add, Weasel.
13:45And there's probably more hatred between those two than anyone in the WWF.
13:50I don't know about that.
13:52I don't know how many fans you have, Bobby.
13:54Me and Bobby.
13:55Yeah, right.
13:56Yeah, but you're jealous of me, just like Jannetty's jealous of Michael.
14:02Not much of an effort there to pin Marty Jannetty.
14:06Shawn Michaels putting the bad mouth on Jannetty.
14:09They're gonna be out of gas a little bit, the pace they've been keeping.
14:16They're in great shape, I know, but what a pace they've been-
14:18That's where champions are made when they're running on empty.
14:21Jannetty reaching for the leg now.
14:25Back to the back leg, trying to get back up.
14:26Punch in the midsection, breaks the hold up, cuts another one.
14:31Jannetty now with something on those punches.
14:33Coming off it, the knee, right in the midsection.
14:37Shawn Michaels on target.
14:39Finish him off, Shawn.
14:40I've seen enough.
14:42You've seen enough.
14:43One, two, three.
14:46One face lock, which can easily turn into a chokehold, very easily.
14:50One, two, three.
14:53Listen to these people.
14:54Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shawty.
14:58Capacity crowd on hand on Cresting, the vast majority of them rooting for
15:03Marty Jannetty.
15:05Jannetty, who earlier on thought he was the Intercontinental Champion for
15:08the second time.
15:09How about a replay on that one?
15:14Yeah, right.
15:14Look at this, look at this.
15:19What trickery on the part of Shawn Michaels.
15:22Michaels will do anything to retain the title, anything.
15:25He's been using the ropes all night, look.
15:29Are you trying to say Jannetty's had him on the ropes all night?
15:34Or Shawn has had himself on the ropes all night?
15:36Two ways to look at it.
15:38There's always two ways to look at things, Mr. Hannity.
15:41I think Michaels is desperate.
15:43Third way would be the weasel way.
15:44Again, using the ropes.
15:46Every extra bit of leverage that's applied
15:51takes its toll on Marty Jannetty.
15:56Shawn Michaels really wearing down Jannetty.
16:00Michaels would be using the ropes on Jannetty if he wasn't worried about him.
16:05And again, the stern look of Diesel.
16:07And the official concerned that Jannetty won't continue to match up.
16:14Yeah, no, he's still over there.
16:16Keep him down, Shawn.
16:23Jannetty making his move.
16:24Back to his feet.
16:25That takes its toll out of you when you're trying to pick some money play, and
16:28he does it again.
16:29Can't quite get him out.
16:30Jannetty now, whoa, what a cheap shot.
16:35Riding powerfully.
16:36That was, I believe, an inadvertent maneuver on the part of Marty Jannetty.
16:41Yeah, yeah.
16:42That was deliberate, and you know it.
16:44I don't believe so.
16:45If it were, the official would call it.
16:47And a right hand, and another one.
16:51Jannetty now with Shawn Michaels, and yes, the elbow.
16:55Jannetty's already tasted the bell once, Jannetty.
16:58Two and three.
16:59That could have been it, almost.
17:02Go get him, Jannetty.
17:03Michaels coming off the rope, Jannetty now trying to save, no, look at this.
17:07Shawn Michaels on Jannetty right where he wants him.
17:09No, he's just, yes, he's, no, who else, who?
17:12Wow, the new champion, yes, yes, yes, he's got him, he's got him.
17:16Two or what?
17:17Two, continue.
17:19Show me the replay.
17:20I'd like to see that on replay.
17:22Have I got time right now?
17:23Michaels.
17:24Uh-oh.
17:27Michaels going up to the top.
17:30Go on, Michaels.
17:31Hey, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
17:37Two.
17:39Unbelievable.
17:40My voice is gone, brother.
17:41You're exhausted calling a match like this.
17:45Wow.
17:46What the participants feel like.
17:48Shawn can't get up to his feet.
17:52Look at Jannetty's measuring him now, this is gonna be it.
17:54Watch this thrust, watch.
17:56No, no, referee's gotta get him out of there.
18:02No, let Jannetty get him out.
18:04Jannetty with an unbelievable uppercut and look, he got him out of the ropes.
18:10No.
18:11No.
18:12Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, that one's out of here.
18:16Holy cow, how about that?
18:18Wait a minute.
18:20Wait a minute.
18:23What a kind gesture.
18:25What a fair sportsman that man is, he said.
18:28Yeah, right, right.
18:29No, no, no, covering this way.
18:31No, wind the man this way.
18:33One, two, three.
18:35I'm sick.
18:36The winner of this match and
18:41still the Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels.
18:48Shawn Michaels walks away with the Intercontinental Championship somehow.
18:54Diesel at his side.
18:56Karl Michaels gets the victory up next for the Incorporated.
19:03Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
19:14Ikepro, you've gotta want it.
19:18Chips!
19:21Gotta have beef, gotta have spice.
19:23Need a little excitement?
19:25Snap it to a Slim Jim.
19:26Oh, yeah!
19:30You showed up and you watched WWF Mania 10 o'clock Eastern Time this Saturday morning
19:35with my new tag team partner, the Toddster, Todd Pettengill, yeah!
19:40Oh, you think that's the hottest thing going?
19:42What about Sundays at noon on USA?
19:44I don't have a tag partner.
19:46I got a gopher named Mean Gene Orklin that does all my dirty work, and that's the best
19:50show on USA.
19:52I'll check it out.
19:53You check us out.
19:55You check me, I'll check you.
19:56And I don't like what you did during the title match.
19:58Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome Money Incorporated.
20:02Money, money, money, money, money, money!
20:07Ah, here they come, here they come.
20:10Former tag team champions.
20:12Yeah, but Money talks, and DBLC, and I don't know what's gonna work.
20:17Me and the Toddster, Todd Pettengill could beat these guys.
20:22There's the Million Dollar Man.
20:24Todd Pettengill couldn't whip an egg.
20:27Always!
20:28It's his way.
20:29Well, Mr. DBLC, I see you're counting your cash.
20:32That's nothing unusual for you, is it?
20:35That's my favorite pastime.
20:38Well, I would suggest that the Steiner's favorite pastime is beating you two individuals
20:43for the tag team championship.
20:46Let me tell you something.
20:48In all these tax cheats out here, McMahon,
20:51we were robbed of the World Wrestling Federation tag team titles.
21:03Like I said, these tax cheats don't know what they're talking about.
21:07They certainly know your first name, though, don't they?
21:10But furthermore, McMahon, next week, we're gonna get a rematch
21:15at the Steiner Brothers and the titles.
21:18And this time, they're not gonna be able to buy the referee and get any decisions reversed.
21:24Because when we get our chance next week, we're gonna take the titles back to Money Incorporated,
21:30right where they belong.
21:31And the Steiner Brothers are going out just like they came in, a couple of losers.
21:39I see.
21:40Well, that remains to be seen.
21:42And we certainly look forward to that title match this coming weekend on WWF Superstars.
21:47Speaking of losers, McMahon,
21:53you know, there are losers, and then there are really big losers.
21:58And I can't think of a bigger loser in the World Wrestling Federation than
22:02Mr. Machismo himself, Razor Ramon.
22:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:09There's a guy who is so proud of his machismo,
22:14and yet lets a virtually nothing happening punk kid beat him on national television,
22:21then offers him $10,000 to get back in the ring.
22:24And the kid steals his money.
22:26Now, how much bigger a loser can you be than that?
22:30Uh-oh.
22:33I can smell Machismo.
22:34Your remarks, I was like, no, right, McMahon?
22:36Like you had nothing to do with this.
22:38But I'll tell you what, we're not totally heartless, Razor Ramon.
22:43We think we can give him a job, right, Erwin?
22:46We can find some domestic work for you to do.
22:49Maybe like cleaning our toilets, polishing our shoes.
22:53Or tidying our cars up.
22:54Nice wax job.
22:55I think that's very good.
22:59Mr. Ramon, why are you here?
23:01Okay, rich man, tax man, let me get it right.
23:11The bad guy, trabajo para ustedes.
23:17I work for you.
23:19I think he's asking for a job.
23:23I don't think so.
23:24No way.
23:24No way.
23:28I've done a lot of work with my hands, man.
23:34Only Chico, I do it for me.
23:39I don't work for you, and I don't work for you.
23:44Like it.
23:45Well, Mr. DiBiase, right about it, huh?
23:48So basically, what you're telling me is you don't have a price?
23:53Take a long, hard look, machismo.
24:03This is Mean Green.
24:06And like I've always said, everybody's got a price, even you.
24:13You.
24:25Oh, look at this, Savage.
24:27Pudimus.
24:28He's gone nuts now.
24:29Rager's gonna tear the place apart.
24:31I know the temper of this man, and I also know money ain't what they're capable of doing.
24:37I gotta say something.
24:38I just experienced a machismo, yeah, yeah.
24:42Nobody, nobody does that to Money Incorporated.
24:45Nobody does that to the Million Dollar Man.
24:48Let me tell you something.
24:49I'll tell you something, big man, and all you idiots here.
24:52Rager just did it.
24:52He is gonna pay.
24:54I'll make him pay.
24:55I will embarrass him in the worst way he can be embarrassed.
24:59I want that one, two, three kid.
25:02That snot-nosed punk.
25:04You what?
25:04I want him in the ring.
25:06I'm challenging the one, two, three kid.
25:08I'm not gonna be one, two, three.
25:11What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wipe Matt with this kid in about 30 seconds and
25:17show Mr. Machismo what a real man can do.
25:21All right, well, thank you very much, Money Incorporated.
25:24Up next is gonna be Mom, Men on a Mission.
25:28Thumbs up to Razor Ramon.
25:30This man keeps in the past.
25:32I wanna see the tag team in the future.
25:34Men on a Mission, and they're cool, yeah, yeah.
25:41We are back, ladies and gentlemen.
25:43Famous Clarity's have a raw day.
25:45That's what we're having right here in New York City.
25:47And here they come.
25:48What's up, New York City?
25:51What's up, what up?
25:52Throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.
26:00You ready to play me with Men on a Mission, somebody say, oh, yeah.
26:05Oh, yeah.
26:06Oh, yeah.
26:07Oh, yeah.
26:10It's the M-E-N to the O to the N, M-I-S-S-I-O-N.
26:15Yeah, here we go, here we, here we go again.
26:17Who's number one?
26:18Men on a Mission, yeah.
26:22Men on a Mission, Moe Mabel Oscar.
26:24Somebody say, Men on a Mission.
26:27Men on a Mission.
26:29Ha, ha, that was it.
26:30Men on a Mission.
26:32Men on a Mission.
26:34Somebody scream.
26:35Men on a Mission.
26:38Yeah, New York is in the house.
26:41You got that right.
26:44We are live, ladies and gentlemen, at the Manhattan Center.
26:47Oscar.
26:48Look at this.
26:49Uh-oh.
26:52Uh-oh.
26:54Rich Meyer, look at that, containers over the top.
26:57Leaving Meyers in there right now with Moe.
27:00That's not a good place to be.
27:02Holds a rope and a rope to him, but Moe wins.
27:04Look, my goodness.
27:06Good night.
27:09That quick.
27:15That's Mabel in there right now, ladies and gentlemen, against Rich Meyers.
27:19And Meyers is launched.
27:21My goodness.
27:22Mabel and Moe are the neighborhood.
27:24I think they are.
27:26How much do you think he weighs?
27:27I have no idea, he's huge.
27:30He's bigger than Ian Trumpet.
27:33Double Elbow, smash it.
27:34Forget about it.
27:36Teamwork.
27:37I guess so.
27:38Look at this, Moe's having a good old time.
27:41That's Moe in there now?
27:42That's Moe in there now, yeah.
27:43What kind of a hairdo is that?
27:44It looks like a uniball ran over his head.
27:47Uh-oh.
27:48Backing back in now, let's see what Kentaris can do.
27:51Much more color than money, Inc.
27:55How about that?
27:56Ted DiBiase wants a match with a one, two, three kid.
28:00Wants to teach Razor Ramon a lesson.
28:02And we're trying to get word from the kid as we speak as to whether or
28:08not he's going to accept the challenge from the Million Dollar Man.
28:14Look at that shoulder block.
28:15You're wasting your time.
28:17I beg your pardon?
28:18It's past 9.30, he's in bed.
28:19It's too late for the kid to be up.
28:21I see.
28:22And what's gonna happen here?
28:24Sort of a half-hearted slam.
28:27I think he had a little mercy on his man.
28:28Are you looking?
28:29Head-shrinkers, are you watching?
28:30Oh, no.
28:32Oh, my goodness.
28:34You can count me in.
28:37Yeah, that's right.
28:39Build a mission.
28:40Everybody, build a mission.
28:42Yeah, that's right.
28:42Build a mission.
28:44Mabel, Mabel, Oscar.
28:46Yeah, you don't stop, you don't stop, you don't stop.
28:50500 pounds of pure power.
28:52Shower after shower, going hour after hour.
28:55Who's up next?
28:57I am Oscar, here we go.
29:00We're having fun here on Monday Night Raw.
29:03Build a mission.
29:04That's what this WWF is all about.
29:06Somebody, somebody, somebody say Mabel.
29:10Build a mission.
29:11Could be headed to-
29:12Mabel.
29:13Gene Oaker, let's head out.
29:15Mabel.
29:15Back into the report.
29:17Say Mabel.
29:18Mabel.
29:20Mabel, Mabel, Mabel.
29:22Scream.
29:24Men on a mission.
29:25We're on a mission.
29:28Here on Monday Night Raw, it's your SummerSlam report.
29:31Brought to you by Chevrolet and Chevy trucks.
29:35Hey, what's more American than apple pie, Chevrolet,
29:39and the World Wrestling Federation?
29:41The Palace of Auburn Hills in suburban Detroit
29:43is the scene for SummerSlam.
29:46Monday night, August 30th.
29:48Royalty is on the line when the show is on.
29:53When the king of the ring, Bret the Hitman Hart,
29:56meets the self-proclaimed king, Jerry Lawler.
29:59Bret Hart, as you know,
30:00was crowned the king of the ring earlier this summer.
30:03And during his moment of glory,
30:06Lawler viciously attacked Bret Hart,
30:08ruining that coronation.
30:10Folks, this promises to be a very exciting matchup
30:14with emotions running tremendously high.
30:16You know, the Undertaker will be facing
30:18the giant Gonzalez in an RIP match.
30:21Not only the Undertaker knows the rules
30:23for this rest in peace match,
30:24and the Undertaker right now is mum.
30:27Harvey Whippleman may have inked his final contract
30:30for the big eight foot tall giant Gonzalez.
30:33As you know, this weekend on WWF Superstars
30:37and Wrestling Challenge,
30:38President Jack Tunney will be giving his decision
30:41on Lex Luger's plea to meet Yokozuna at SummerSlam
30:46for the World Wrestling Federation title.
30:48If that match happens,
30:49I for one will want to be in Detroit on Monday,
30:53August 30th for SummerSlam.
30:56Right now, I'm looking forward to getting back
30:59to Monday Night Raw and Tiny Tim.
31:01Can you believe it?
31:02Through the tiptoe, through the tulip.
31:07Vince, let's get back to you.
31:08I'm sorry.
31:09I get carried away.
31:10You know me.
31:11I guess you do, Gene.
31:12Get a little carried away.
31:14Well, that's the truth.
31:14You know, I don't care if you believe me or not.
31:16What's that?
31:16Me and Gene Okerlund is Tiny Tim's third son.
31:20By his fourth marriage.
31:21Everyone getting carried away
31:23as the Lex Express rolls through town
31:25in the Lex Luger Call to Action campaign.
31:28This week was in the city of Brotherly Love,
31:30Philadelphia.
31:31And then from there, rolling on down south
31:33into our nation's capital, Washington, D.C.
31:36Lex Luger asking for your support,
31:38warning you to enlist in his Call to Action campaign.
31:42It's on its way.
31:44Let's take a look now at some footage
31:46of the Lex Express in action.
31:49We are on board.
31:50All right.
32:50Oh, talk about statues.
33:12Talk about a nation's value.
33:14What Lex Luger's won.
33:15Take a look at this.
33:16He's asking everyone to enlist
33:17in his Call to Action campaign.
33:20Lex Luger on his way to arrive
33:22with Regis and Kathy Lee.
33:26And that'll be, by the way, coming up,
33:27I believe, Monday, tomorrow.
33:30Actually, tomorrow.
33:31Lex Luger's Call to Action campaign.
33:34And coming up next,
33:35someone else is going to be called to action.
33:50Well, live, ladies and gentlemen,
33:58in New York City, the Manhattan Center,
34:00and, oh, my goodness.
34:02What is that smell?
34:06Not just another pretty face.
34:08He still has his home.
34:09This contest is scheduled for one fall.
34:12Coming into the ring, weighing 408 pounds.
34:16Unbelievable.
34:17Ashton Booger, weighing 230 pounds.
34:26Scott Dupre.
34:31Scott Dupre against this Warthog.
34:37Here's a macho kid, all right.
34:39Looking on Monday Night Raw.
34:41Ashton Booger knocking Dupre.
34:45Booger now with Dupre.
34:46Sends him off the ring.
34:48To the line with authority.
34:51What is that aroma?
34:53I believe it's Mr. Booger.
34:56Get that guy a chair.
35:02This is a very, very large individual.
35:07Attempting to impress this capacity crowd here.
35:10Ashton Booger.
35:11Pounds the leg.
35:13I think Ashton Booger needs to get a leg approved.
35:19Not a bad idea.
35:21By the way, ladies and gentlemen, right here on USA.
35:26Thursday, a lucky break puts a pitiless actor on Easy Street.
35:30But for how long?
35:32Gregory Harrison stars in Caught in the Act on USA World Premiere.
35:38Ashton Booger, next, next, come on.
35:45Isn't that Pee Wee Herman's movie?
35:47Beg your pardon?
35:48Isn't that Pee Wee Herman's movie?
35:50Maybe not, please.
35:52I'll tell you what's coming next week.
35:54Take a look at this.
35:57Bret the Hitman Hart.
35:59The former WWF champion and the reigning king of the ring.
36:04Bam Bam Bigelow.
36:06He lost a controversial match to the Hitman in a classic confrontation
36:11at the King of the Ring tournament.
36:13Now, they meet once more.
36:15Bam Bam battles the Hitman next week on Monday Night Raw.
36:23What a matchup.
36:24That's gonna be one on one.
36:26The Hitman Bret Hart squaring off against Bam Bam Bigelow.
36:28Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at this.
36:30Jerry The King Boomer.
36:34Do I have to?
36:36You know, I'm very excited about the fact.
36:45Shut up with that Burger King stuff.
36:49I'm very excited about the fact that a little bit later on, Bam Bam Bigelow
36:56is gonna take care of a thorn in my side by the name of Bret Hart.
37:01He's gonna flatten him.
37:02He's gonna squash him.
37:03I'm not gonna have to worry about him.
37:06Well, you can see that the King Jerry Lawler is taking his sweet time.
37:11He's preoccupied with himself.
37:13If you idiots could shut up over there for just a second with this Burger King garbage.
37:22We've got a very, very special guest here on the King's Court.
37:28This week, I would love to be able to say that I'm gonna introduce
37:34one of the greatest singers of all time.
37:38I would love to be able to say that.
37:40Unfortunately, I'm gonna introduce Tiny Tim.
37:44All right, let's hear it for Tiny Tim.
37:46I want to see if I can get the world famous, the one and only,
37:52Tiny Tim to come out and be a guest on the King's Court.
37:57Who addresses his children's central casting.
38:00So you are Tiny Tim.
38:04I understand, Tiny Tim.
38:05You're from New York City, is that right?
38:07Yes, I'm from this wonderful city.
38:10You're from this wonderful city.
38:12I like the way you always look like an unmade bed.
38:15Let me ask you about this jacket here.
38:17What happened?
38:17The guy at the carnival couldn't guess your weight.
38:19Is that what happened?
38:21Well, I love this jacket and it's done me so many wonderful things throughout the world.
38:27Look, can you get a shot of the way he's dressed here, these clothes?
38:30You know what?
38:31I got an idea for you.
38:32You can start yourself your own newspaper column.
38:35It could be called Dear Shabby.
38:37How about that, huh?
38:38Well, they can call it whatever they want, but I'm so happy with it.
38:42Okay, I'll tell you what I want you to do.
38:44I want you to just do a few bars of that world famous to the song
38:49that you made famous all over the world.
38:53Tiptoe through the tulips, just a couple of bars, okay?
38:56That's enough.
38:57That's enough right there.
38:59I want to ask you about that voice.
39:02Is that your real voice or your underwear a little too tight?
39:04Tell me the truth.
39:07That's your real voice.
39:09Well, you know what?
39:11I remember when you and was it Miss Vicky got married on the Johnny Carson show.
39:18I'll bet you two had to flip a coin to see who was going to get to wear the gown, didn't you?
39:23She was wonderful.
39:24She carries dollar bills.
39:26Oh, is that so?
39:27Well, let me ask you this.
39:29Tell me a little bit about what year do you think it was that your career actually died?
39:33And then I want you to tell me what you're doing now.
39:36Well, it never died.
39:37It just resurrected itself.
39:39And right now I'm walking the streets and doing wonderful things.
39:42Don't you have a radio show coming up or something like that?
39:45You know, if you get on the air, people will threaten to quit breathing it.
39:48Well, that's gonna be on July 25th, WHO in Des Moines, Iowa with Mr. Van Harden.
39:55I see.
39:56Well, Tiny Tim, I'll tell you what I want you to do.
40:00Since you're from New York,
40:02I want you to explain to all of these idiots out here once and for all.
40:08What are they saying?
40:10I'm sorry, I can't hear.
40:12Well, I can't understand them.
40:13They're a bunch of mush mouth.
40:16But these are the idiots that call me the Burger King.
40:19And I get a little upset when they call me a Burger King.
40:22Now, you, Tiny Tim, you don't think I'm a Burger King, do you?
40:27You're no Burger King.
40:30You heard that, didn't you, New York?
40:31This is a man from New York and he knows that I am not a Burger King.
40:37Right, Tiny Tim?
40:38Right.
40:39You're the Dairy Queen.
40:42Oh, the Dairy Queen.
40:43I like it.
40:44What did you say?
40:46You're the Dairy Queen.
40:50I like that.
40:51Mr. Lawler's not gonna like this at all.
40:53Knock him out.
40:56Tiny Tim.
40:57Dairy Queen.
40:58Dairy Queen.
40:59Now, I guess you think that was real funny, don't you?
41:02I guess you think you're a big comedian out here calling me a Dairy Queen.
41:06Now, let me ask you something, Tiny Tim.
41:08Why don't you be a man?
41:09Why don't you get a real guitar instead of this little ukulele you got here?
41:13Why don't you do that, Tiny Tim?
41:15I like the ukulele.
41:17Oh, you like that ukulele?
41:19It's easy to handle.
41:20Oh, it's easy to handle.
41:22Well, I'm gonna tell you something, Tiny Tim.
41:23Let me handle that ukulele for you a little bit.
41:26You wanna call me a Dairy Queen?
41:28There's what I think of your ukulele, Tiny Tim.
41:31I just cherish your ukulele.
41:32Do you see that?
41:33Hey, there's your ukulele, Tiny Tim.
41:37Oh, look at Tiny Tim is distraught.
41:40Tiny Tim, he can't believe what's happened.
41:43There you go.
41:44He's picking up the pieces.
41:46You've broken his heart.
41:48You've broken Tiny Tim's heart.
41:49That's what I'm gonna do to Bret Hart.
41:52Exactly what I did to his ukulele.
41:58We're back, and we are Raw.
42:00Hello, fellas, and I can't believe what happened minutes ago.
42:06Jerry The King Lawler stooping to depths I never thought even he could stoop to.
42:12Destroying the precious ukulele of Tiny Tim.
42:16This original one that he used on the Johnny Carson show.
42:19That's historic, and Lawler did it again.
42:25Chris Duffy ready to lock up with the one, two, three kid.
42:29What an outstanding matchup this is going to be.
42:33Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
42:36New WWF figures.
42:38Give me the power of Hulkamania, the knockout Prince of Virgil,
42:40the audacity of IRS, and the madness of the Macho Man.
42:43Collect new WWF figures now.
42:45Go separately, dig it.
42:46WWF Royal Rumble on Super NES.
42:49Incredible 16 meg action.
42:51No holds barred.
42:52It's perfect.
42:52WWF Royal Rumble on Super NES.
42:55Perfect.
42:58Chris Duffy against the one, two, three kid.
43:01It was right here in this squared circle.
43:04The one, two, three kid made a reputation for himself and continues to do so cover.
43:09And the one, two, three kid now.
43:11Almost the quickest victory of all time right there.
43:14Wait a minute.
43:15By the way, we got word during the break.
43:18The one, two, three kid definitely confirmed that he will, in fact, take on Ted DiBiase.
43:23He accepted it.
43:25Yes.
43:26And the location and time to-
43:28What a kick.
43:31To be determined in the future.
43:32A cover to it.
43:34No, can't quite put him away.
43:36Ted DiBiase getting a bird's eye view of the skills of the one, two, three kid.
43:40And I don't think a million dollar man's ever faced anyone quite like the one,
43:43two, three kid.
43:44Oh, wait a minute.
43:45It's a commotion over here.
43:46Check out the cheese bowl.
43:48Oh, yeah.
43:49Razor remote coming on.
43:50He's taking a look as well on one side.
43:53Just to make sure that Ted DiBiase doesn't get too close to the kid.
43:58This is gonna be like a lumberjack match.
44:00Meanwhile, the kid is all over Duffy.
44:03I don't like it out here.
44:04Something's gonna happen.
44:05We could get hurt.
44:08Oh, wow.
44:10The kid with his own very unique style.
44:12Wow.
44:15And Ted DiBiase, I would suspect, is wondering whether or not he can beat the one,
44:19two, three kid.
44:21Oh, my.
44:23Possibly a loss of concentration there, but who can blame the kid right then?
44:27You know, maybe it's the kid who's in trouble.
44:29DiBiase wants him.
44:30Maybe Razor wants him too.
44:33I think Razor has his own problems.
44:36Nice, but never.
44:37This guy's awesome, man.
44:38I'm telling you, the one, two, three kid's great.
44:41Razor Ramon, I believe, out here keeping an eye on Ted DiBiase,
44:46as well as Irwin R. Shyster.
44:50You don't know what's gonna happen here.
44:53To the buckle, moving in.
44:54Dropkick in the corner.
44:56One, two, three kid has pretty much been all over.
44:59Uh-oh, wait, wait a minute.
45:02Look in the face of Money Incorporated, and yes, looking right back at him.
45:05What's gonna happen?
45:07Oh, I forgot about it.
45:10He's not going any place.
45:11I don't believe so, except to the showers.
45:14Title three, the victory for the one, two, three kid.
45:16Here is your winner, the one, two, three kid.
45:23And the one, two, three kid, soft hit DiBiase.
45:26He's not going anywhere near Mr. DiBiase, nor Mr. Shyster.
45:30Oh, man.
45:33This is a crossroad right here.
45:34Crossroad.
45:36Right or left on Main Street.
45:39How about the OU turn?
45:40I'll tell you what.
45:41What a chicken.
45:42They love him out there.
45:44Good decision.
45:45Money Incorporated.
45:51Ted DiBiase, Erwin R. Shyster, and wait a minute.
45:56I'd like to hear this conversation.
45:59We may have a problem yet.
46:03We may have a big problem, ladies and gentlemen.
46:09Razor Ramon slicking his toothpick.
46:11Razor Ramon's ready to go with Ted DiBiase.
46:15Here we go.
46:16Yeah, we'll be right back.
46:19Next week, ladies and gentlemen, the Hitman Bret Hart squares off against.
46:23Would you put that down?
46:24Stop that.
46:25The Hitman Bret Hart squares off against Bam Bam Bigelow.
46:29Word is the Hitman's bringing in his parents.
46:31And there's no doubt what we have here is a macho boy along with a macho man.
46:38Macho boy Jason.
46:39All right.
46:40Against 46 years old, it's a midget.
46:42The Hitman versus Bam Bam next week.
46:47That will be an extraordinary matchup, ladies and gentlemen.
46:51Be on hand to see the extraordinary action on Monday Night Raw.