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00:00Good evening.
00:02Good evening. This is All-Out-Discharge-Torch.
00:05An announcer, Sugihara, will be playing a major role in this interview.
00:11Thank you for having me.
00:13I've been watching this show every week, so I've been looking forward to it.
00:17Which episode was interesting?
00:19Well...
00:21All of them were interesting.
00:23Oh, really?
00:24Yes.
00:25Who did you like?
00:26You shouldn't ask.
00:27All of them were interesting.
00:29You shouldn't dig too deep.
00:32You'll hurt each other.
00:34Let me introduce today's wonderful commentator.
00:37This is actor Tori Matsuzaka.
00:39Thank you for having me.
00:41And the other commentator is Noda Crystal from Magical Lovely.
00:44Thank you for having me.
00:46I heard that you were looking forward to working with Noda Crystal.
00:51Yes, I was.
00:53I've always admired Noda Crystal's muscles.
00:58I really respect Noda Crystal.
01:01Oh, really?
01:03Can I touch it?
01:06Of course.
01:07Can I?
01:10Wow!
01:11How is it?
01:12It's real.
01:13It's real, isn't it?
01:14Wow!
01:15It's amazing!
01:17Can I touch your ear?
01:20My ear?
01:21Yes, if you don't mind.
01:23My ear?
01:24I'm sorry.
01:25Wow!
01:28What?
01:29Is it real?
01:31Yes, it is.
01:32It's real.
01:33Can I touch your eyebrows?
01:36You don't have any eyebrows.
01:41Wow!
01:45Is it your first time?
01:47It's fake, isn't it?
01:49No, it's real.
01:51It's real.
01:52It's real.
01:53It's fake, isn't it?
01:54It's real.
01:55Is it okay?
01:57It will be added to Wikipedia.
01:59No, no.
02:00Is it okay?
02:08Wow!
02:10It's over.
02:12It's fake, isn't it?
02:13Yes, it is.
02:14It might be dangerous.
02:17The next is a story about a comedy show.
02:21It is no exaggeration to say that this is a national event.
02:26Every year, the winner is active in the following entertainment shows.
02:32So the public's attention is high.
02:34So tonight we will invite Magical Lovely NoDaCrystal, who has won two times in M-1 and R-1.
02:44Why did the comedy show race become a national event?
02:49Let's take a closer look at its charm.
02:52This is an exceptionally high market value.
02:56That's why the winner is sponsored by a commercial.
03:00If that happens, the product will sell a lot.
03:03The economic impact is huge.
03:05I see.
03:06Mr. Matsuzaka, what do you think is the charm of the show race?
03:09Comedy makes you forget the bad things.
03:15Life is full of good things.
03:18Sometimes it's sad, and sometimes it's good.
03:21When I see the young comedians who are serious about the show race,
03:27I feel a lot of passion.
03:32I think they're mentally ill.
03:35I can feel it.
03:38I was surprised because it was so heavy.
03:41This is a special program for Mr. Matsuzaka.
03:44We interviewed young comedians who are passionate about winning the show race.
03:49First, let's take a look at the first young comedian, VTR.
03:53The show race is said to be the most popular.
03:57This is the M-1 Grand Prix, which is held once a year.
04:01Who will be interviewed this time?
04:03Hello, I'm Danbira Mochi.
04:06Danbira Mochi, 14 years of experience in Yoshimoto Industries.
04:12Congratulations on your marriage.
04:15Congratulations.
04:18They made it to the final last year with a catchy song.
04:24They want to do something before the M-1 Grand Prix this year.
04:30We won the M-1 Grand Prix last year.
04:33I want to win the M-1 Grand Prix this year.
04:38I'd like to ask a lot of questions to the seniors of the M-1 Grand Prix.
04:46I think M-1 only has these people.
04:49What is the secret to winning the M-1 Grand Prix?
04:53I'd like to hear from the seniors who have achieved their dreams.
04:59Who are the senior M-1 comedians they respect?
05:04Hello.
05:06Nice to meet you.
05:08I'm Danbira Mochi.
05:10Nice to meet you.
05:12No.
05:14No?
05:17He's been a comedian for 30 years.
05:21He won the M-1 Grand Prix for the first time.
05:24He's the only veteran comedian who has won the M-1 Grand Prix.
05:29Thank you for your time today.
05:31Shimada Sensei gave you 50 points.
05:34He's a legend.
05:36I'd like to ask you something important.
05:39Go ahead.
05:41I'd like to win the M-1 Grand Prix.
05:45Of course.
05:47There's no point in winning the M-1 Grand Prix.
05:51It's a meeting.
05:53It's a different thing.
05:55It's a meeting.
05:58I'd like to ask you what's important to win the M-1 Grand Prix.
06:04I don't know.
06:06I don't know.
06:08First of all, I thought a lot about it.
06:15I thought a lot about it.
06:17That's why he's wearing that makeup.
06:19I thought a lot about it.
06:21He's a guest.
06:23I thought a lot about it.
06:25I didn't sleep much.
06:27Really?
06:28I didn't sleep much.
06:33You're exaggerating.
06:35You have to sleep.
06:37You have to sleep.
06:39You have 50 points.
06:41You have to sleep.
06:43You really thought about it.
06:45You really thought about it.
06:47At first, I didn't really think about it.
06:49When I went to the bathroom or the shower...
06:54At first.
06:56I didn't want to.
06:58When I went to the bathroom, I was only thinking about sleeping.
07:02But I think I'm fine with going to the bathroom.
07:05He thinks he's fine with going to the bathroom.
07:09What are you talking about?
07:12I was thinking in the bathroom.
07:14It's that kind of situation.
07:16What are you laughing at in the bathroom?
07:19The M-1 Grand Prix, the final stage of the 2001 Manzai Choujou決定戦,
07:24was held at Tsukiyahari Hall.
07:26It's been a long time!
07:28It's an appropriate place for the audience to think.
07:32By the way, please take a look at last year's M-1.
07:37Of course.
07:38Thank you very much.
07:39Please take a look.
07:40How many points did you get?
07:42I got 631 points.
07:44That's low.
07:46How many points did you get?
07:48631?
07:49Is there anyone who got that low in M-1?
07:51That's cheap.
07:52600?
07:56That's a great reflection.
07:58That's right.
07:59There's no point in M-1 if you don't win.
08:01That was an unbelievable score.
08:05It's worth it.
08:07I can't win.
08:1050 points? 60 points? 70 points?
08:12It was a very high score.
08:14Mr. Ogiyahagi.
08:15Let's look back on it.
08:17I'll do my best.
08:19Anyway, Ogiyahagi, the M-1 Grand Prix champion,
08:23was able to show a powerful performance.
08:27I can't believe it now.
08:29Ogiyahagi, who watched Danbiramu-cho collapse,
08:33was able to demonstrate the technique he used to win the Grand Prix.
08:39There's something I'm curious about.
08:42It's standard Japanese, right?
08:44Yes, that's right.
08:46You're doing manzai, right?
08:48Why?
08:50Why don't you speak in Kansai dialect?
08:54I'm from Toyama.
08:56I'm not from Kansai.
09:00I'm from Tokyo.
09:03If you really want to win, you have to speak in Kansai dialect.
09:09You shouldn't use it.
09:13Kansai dialect is not Kanto dialect.
09:16So when you do manzai, you speak in Kansai dialect?
09:19Yes, that's right.
09:21It's slowly Kanto dialect, right?
09:23Mr. Ogiyahagi.
09:25It's wonderful.
09:27It's amazing.
09:29He got 50 points.
09:32How was it, Mr. Atsutara?
09:34I think Danbiramu-cho will be able to win.
09:38No way.
09:39I don't think I'll be able to go to the finals again.
09:41If I use Kansai dialect.
09:43Do you want to get advice from your seniors?
09:46I'd like to hear from the winner.
09:48It's the same.
09:50It's the best.
09:52It's the best in history.
09:55It's the best.
10:00Kanto is the best in Japan.
10:03King of Kanto.
10:05The top of the Kanto is...
10:07Ebisha.
10:11Ebisha is the second year of his career in Watanabe Entertainment.
10:16I'm going in.
10:18I'm going in.
10:20I'm going in.
10:23He won the next entertainer Grand Prix in about a year since his debut.
10:27Kanto is the most popular newcomer now.
10:30He's really good.
10:32Ebisha is a senior entertainer who has won the King of Kanto.
10:38Kanto is...
10:43I'm going in.
10:45I see.
10:4718th year of his career.
10:49Jungle pocket.
10:51He has won the King of Kanto many times.
10:56He hasn't won yet.
10:58He hasn't won yet.
11:00Didn't you want to win, champion?
11:03What should I do to win the King of Kanto?
11:06There are a lot of options.
11:09You don't know.
11:10It's not easy.
11:11He doesn't know how to answer.
11:13He doesn't know how to answer.
11:15You don't have to take notes.
11:17I think it's important to choose the right topic.
11:20Do you have a lot of topics?
11:22No.
11:24You don't have a lot of topics yet, do you?
11:26I'm going to do it.
11:29I can't choose a good topic.
11:31You have to choose a good topic.
11:33Everyone is different.
11:35Some people don't accept the topic.
11:37Some people accept the topic.
11:39There are three people who accept the topic.
11:42I will definitely accept this topic.
11:45It's like a detonator.
11:49That's not good.
11:51I will make an Otake Saikocho.
11:54That's embarrassing.
11:56I will twist it.
11:58I will definitely win.
12:00I will change the atmosphere.
12:02I will definitely win.
12:04I will definitely win.
12:06I don't know.
12:08He is 16 years old.
12:11He is busy.
12:13Is he busy?
12:15I'm not sure.
12:17I'm not sure.
12:19I'm not sure.
12:21I'm not sure.
12:23I'm not sure.
12:25I'm not sure.
12:27I'm not sure.
12:29Who is making the story?
12:31We are making it.
12:33We are making it.
12:35There is no champion behind you.
12:37There is no champion behind you.
12:39He is talking about KAMOMENTAL.
12:43That's the most popular guy.
12:46Is there a genius behind you?
12:48A genius in KONSTO?
12:50I want to do my best in KING OF KOKUBU.
12:53I want to do my best in KING OF KOKUBU.
12:55I want to do my best in KING OF KOKUBU.
13:01It's better if you listen to him.
13:04It's better if you listen to him.
13:06He is weak.
13:08There's a unique atmosphere to it, isn't there?
13:10At first, yeah.
13:12At first, was it?
13:13I felt like I was being swallowed.
13:14Last year and the year before that.
13:15What a waste, right?
13:17It's still the first time I've been swallowed.
13:18What a waste!
13:19There's quite a bit of the atmosphere of Yoshimoto.
13:22Oh, I'm sorry.
13:23I'm listening to the story of King of Kong and Jitsuryokusha,
13:27so please don't come in.
13:30It's over for you.
13:31We don't know.
13:34I can't hear you because your voice is so small.
13:37Who are you talking to?
13:39How was it?
13:40I think I learned a lot from Mr. Janpaki.
13:44I think I can expect a lot from Mr. Nishiyama.
13:47I don't think so.
13:49There's a genius behind you.
13:51Mr. Udai of Camomental.
13:54He's a genius of King of Kong and Champion.
13:57You should listen to him.
13:59He's the most interesting person in history.
14:03Oh, really?
14:04I'm listening to your opinion.
14:08And Mr. Makio is in the way, too.
14:12The R-1 Grand Prix, a show race to decide the path of the new entertainer.
14:17The winner is...
14:19What do you think?
14:20Yes, Akito.
14:21Double punching.
14:23Yes, Akito, who has been in the music industry for 13 years.
14:28Win, win, win, win, win.
14:30Gold medal and gold medal.
14:32Yoshida, don't mess with me.
14:37This entertainer has made it to the final of the R-1 Grand Prix with his speciality gag.
14:43Just a gag.
14:44Who is the senior entertainer who knows the secret of winning the R-1 Grand Prix?
14:51Hello.
14:52Nice to meet you.
14:53Nice to meet you.
14:54Nice to meet you.
14:55Nice to meet you.
14:56The 21st year of his career, Machiura Pink.
15:01He won the R-1 Grand Prix last year.
15:05He has been a successful entertainer since then.
15:08I'd like to hear your secret to winning the R-1 Grand Prix.
15:13That's a good question.
15:16The final will be held in 2022 and 2023.
15:20I'm not sure if I should say this.
15:27Have you heard what happened behind the scenes at the 2024 R-1 Grand Prix?
15:32What?
15:33I don't know.
15:35You haven't heard anything?
15:36No.
15:37I've heard a lot of things behind the scenes.
15:40First of all, for more than three hours,
15:44Kenichi Endo was there.
15:47He was next to Morita.
15:49He was wearing a very colorful and small gummy bear.
15:55He was laughing at everyone's jokes.
15:58Why was he doing that?
15:59I think it was to liven up the atmosphere.
16:00Behind the scenes?
16:01That's kind of him.
16:02Yes.
16:03And Hirose, who is the MC with Shimoguri.
16:08During the three hours of the broadcast,
16:10he changed his shoes more than 20 times.
16:14He didn't change his shoes.
16:16He kept changing his shoes.
16:17That's what he said.
16:19He couldn't stand it.
16:21There was a button under his feet that said shoes.
16:25It doesn't make any sense.
16:27He pushed it with his feet.
16:29Then, a warning bell rang in the dressing room of the TV station.
16:33Alice, change your shoes.
16:35Alice, change your shoes.
16:38Someone had to go.
16:41But he wanted the entertainer to change his shoes.
16:46What are you talking about?
16:48The entertainer had to change his shoes.
16:52He had to change his shoes.
16:54Then, Alice's shoes were 45 centimeters long.
17:02That's an old woman's voice.
17:0445 centimeters.
17:05It's a waste of time.
17:09That's interesting.
17:12Why does he have to change his shoes?
17:15It doesn't make sense.
17:16If you don't care about it, please shut up.
17:18I'm a judge.
17:21Let's move on to the next entertainer.
17:30He has a great habit.
17:31That's bad.
17:33The writer is 75 years old.
17:37Mr. Urushiki.
17:42The next entertainer is...
17:44Hello, I'm Jiguro Pocca.
17:46Nice to meet you.
17:49Jiguro Pocca, 7th year in the entertainment industry.
17:54I'm Ryozo.
17:56I have a complex about my face.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:02He is a manzai artist.
18:07I see.
18:08Yamamoto is aiming to win the R-1 championship.
18:13Jiguro Pocca is going to find out how to win the show race.
18:18He is a manzai artist.
18:21The next entertainer is...
18:23Nice to meet you.
18:25Excuse me.
18:27Excuse me.
18:29What?
18:32What?
18:34Noda Crystal, 22 years in the entertainment industry.
18:40He won the R-1 championship twice in 2020.
18:44He has a great record.
18:46He is a judge of many show races.
18:52He will tell us the secret of winning the show race.
18:56Did you record it?
18:58It doesn't matter.
19:01He is the most important person in the show race.
19:06I want to ask you about the R-1 championship.
19:09How did you do it?
19:10You won the R-1 championship in 2020.
19:14How did you do it?
19:17I did my best.
19:21Is there a reason why you won the championship?
19:25I pursued it forever.
19:27I didn't say that.
19:31He is a manzai artist.
19:33He is a manzai artist.
19:37This is dangerous.
19:39He is serious.
19:41He will tell us the secret of winning the show race.
19:47This is dangerous.
19:49How did you do it?
19:53I don't know.
19:55What do you mean?
19:57Can you tell us the secret?
19:59Did you make that story?
20:02Yes.
20:04Isn't it a crime?
20:06Who made it?
20:08The writer.
20:11The story of winning the show race was made by the writer.
20:18He will tell us the secret of winning the show race.
20:23There was a debate about whether it was a manzai or not.
20:27What do you think?
20:29Is it a manzai or not?
20:31It's not a manzai.
20:33You don't think it's a manzai?
20:38I don't know.
20:41That's what he said.
20:45What did he say?
20:47He said it's not a manzai.
20:52This is the end of the debate.
20:56He will tell us the secret of winning the show race.
21:01What did you do to win the show race?
21:07I bought the judges.
21:10You bought the judges?
21:13Did you buy them?
21:18No.
21:20How much did you buy?
21:22I bought 50,000 yen or 60,000 yen.
21:26That's cheap.
21:28I bought a lot of things.
21:35You bought a lot of things.
21:38I bought a lot of things.
21:41That's why it's boring.
21:43What are you talking about?
21:45It's not like that.
21:49M-1 has a lot of judges.
21:55This is not the end of the debate.
21:58He has a lot of questions for the judges.
22:00I think M-1 has a lot of great judges.
22:08There are a lot of stupid judges.
22:12They don't know the rules.
22:16Who do you think is stupid?
22:20Matsumoto is stupid.
22:25Kyoji is stupid.
22:27Yamada is stupid.
22:29He said it.
22:31He said it.
22:33He is stupid.
22:37I see.
22:40I told him to be serious.
22:44I told him to be serious.
22:46I told him to be serious.
22:48I told him to be serious.
22:50I was surprised that he was so natural.
22:56It's hard to say.
22:59It's hard to say.
23:01It's hard to say.
23:03I was told that AI made a question.
23:08I was told that AI made a question.
23:10I was told that AI made a question.
23:12I was told that AI made a question.
23:14It's a BS program.
23:16It's a BS program.
23:18It's a BS program.
23:20It's a BS program.
23:22It's a BS program.
23:24Noda's life has changed since he appeared in M-1.
23:29I was shocked that he said only negative things.
23:35What do you think?
23:37He is a stupid man.
23:39He is a stupid man.
23:41He is a stupid man.
23:43He may have said it by mistake.
23:49It's not a mistake.
23:51It's a super technology.
23:53Matsumoto is kind.
23:55Matsumoto is kind.
23:59This was stopped by Matsumoto's agency.
24:02This was stopped by Matsumoto's agency.
24:06Please watch this.
24:08This time, show racing is the theme.
24:11What is the next goal of Noda who won M-1 and R-1?
24:15What is the next goal of Noda who won M-1 and R-1?
24:17I'm interested in acting.
24:19I'm interested in acting.
24:21Did you finish laughing?
24:25Yes.
24:27He is an actor.
24:29Are you confident that you will succeed in your acting career?
24:32I'm a supporter of him.
24:34I think everyone is bad.
24:36What is this?
24:38What is this?
24:40Do you think everyone is bad?
24:42Do you think everyone is bad?
24:44Yes.
24:46Noda announced that he would change his career.
24:50Noda announced that he would change his career.
24:56Is there anyone you are particularly interested in?
24:59Matsumoto.
25:01Who?
25:03Is it Tori Matsumoto?
25:05He is the worst.
25:07He is the worst.
25:09He is stupid and pure.
25:11He is stupid and pure.
25:14He said that.
25:16He said that.
25:18He should not say that.
25:20He said that.
25:22What is bad about Tori Matsumoto?
25:24He can't remember his lines.
25:28He can't remember his lines.
25:30He can't remember his lines.
25:32He is strict.
25:34He is strict.
25:36What is Matsumoto's impression?
25:38What is Matsumoto's impression?
25:40Matsumoto is very strict.
25:42Why?
25:44Why?
25:46Why did he suddenly do that?
25:50He is laughing.
25:52He is laughing.
25:54He is good at laughing.
25:56He is good at contacting.
25:58He is good at contacting.
26:00He is good at contacting.
26:02What?
26:04He is terrible.
26:06What?
26:08Is there something wrong?
26:10I want to poop.
26:12What?
26:14Masuda-san, you did the one with the arrester, didn't you?
26:18It's painful, isn't it?
26:20I don't know.
26:22It's just a feeling.
26:24It's not a fart, it's a goku-goku.
26:26Goku-goku.
26:28It's a re-use.
26:30Wait a minute.
26:32Masuda-san.
26:34I admired you.
26:36That's right.
26:38He even touched my eyebrows.
26:40I don't think so.
26:42I don't know.
26:44I don't know Oden-tsu.
26:46I don't know Oden-tsu at all.
26:48I don't think so.
26:50I've always thought so.
26:52This is strange.
26:54Masuda-san.
26:56Can I say a word directly?
26:58No.
27:00I'm just saying it.
27:02The movie I'm starring in.
27:04Suomi no Hanashi wo Shiyou ga.
27:06It will be released today.
27:08It's a mystery comedy starring Masami Nagasawa,
27:10who is the director of Mitani Kouki.
27:12Suomi is missing.
27:14It's a mystery comedy.
27:16It's the best movie that Noda-san can watch.
27:18It's the best movie that Noda-san can watch.
27:20It's the best movie that Noda-san can watch.
27:22Please watch it.
27:24I'm relieved.
27:26I think he changed his mind.
27:28I don't think he wanted to announce it.
27:30I think he changed his mind.
27:32I think Noda-san is scared.
27:34I don't think so.
27:36Matsutaka-san is scared too.
27:38He got hurt a lot.
27:40He got hurt a lot.
27:42He believed it too much.
27:44We have a host club for him.
27:46We have a host club for him.
27:48We want him to relax there.
27:50Actually, I want Noda-san to go there.
27:52Actually, I want Noda-san to go there.
27:54Today, Matsutaka-san will go there.
27:56Today, Matsutaka-san will go there.
27:58I think Matsutaka-san should be healed.
28:00Matsuzaka-san?
28:01I see.
28:02That's why I was told to do it behind his back.
28:04Is there such a pattern?
28:07So, this time, we will have Tori Matsuzaka-san as our guest.
28:15Please come in.
28:16Welcome, welcome.
28:20This way, this way.
28:21Welcome, boy.
28:22It's Tori.
28:23It's Tori.
28:25He must be nervous.
28:28Huh?
28:29He's as cool as us.
28:32What?
28:33That's true.
28:34Well...
28:35I watched the recording.
28:37It's completely different.
28:38It was quite difficult.
28:39Yes, it was.
28:41I'm sorry for my weak point.
28:44Sorry, sorry.
28:46Sorry for the inconvenience.
28:47No, no, no.
28:48I'm quite famous.
28:50You're famous.
28:52But there was one part that was really good.
28:56The anger towards Noda-san.
28:58Yes.
28:59And the scene where he cried.
29:01Can I be honest with you?
29:02Yes.
29:03You passed, didn't you?
29:06It's difficult.
29:07That's a great position.
29:09Congratulations!
29:15I want to be sure.
29:19Yes, yes.
29:20What is acting?
29:22Oh, no.
29:24What is acting?
29:26I want you to answer what acting is.
29:29What is acting?
29:31Say it in one word.
29:32It's the ultimate question.
29:35He's nervous.
29:37Yes.
29:38It's important.
29:39Say it in one word.
29:40Yes.
29:41Huh?
29:44What is it?
29:47Is it the way of life?
29:50He's nervous.
29:51Yes, yes.
29:52The way of life.
29:53How many footprints you make.
29:54Yes, the way of life.
29:56It's important.
29:57Yes.
29:58It's the light, isn't it?
30:00Wow.
30:01It's important to make it shine.
30:03It's important.
30:04Yes.
30:05Yes.
30:06And it's not acting.
30:08Yes, it's not acting.
30:09It's natural.
30:10You can't act.
30:11You can't act.
30:12You can't act.
30:13These three are...
30:15You can't act.
30:16Hey, we already have the answer.
30:20He stood up.
30:21He stood up.
30:22What did you say just now?
30:27Yes, it's OK.
30:29It was fun.
30:31Natsuryoku Times is on TVer.
30:33You can search the past episodes on FOB.
30:37I forgot what I said just now.
30:40You were healed.
30:42I was healed.
30:43We didn't know Tori-kun was coming.
30:46We were shocked.
30:48Please don't blame us.