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00:00He really came in with that elbow.
00:03And Big Razor stays, wait a minute, one, two, three.
00:09What is this?
00:12He got him.
00:13He got him.
00:14I can't believe it, Big Razor, Ramon, Ramon, look at this.
00:17Big Razor, Ramon.
00:30It's the longest day of the year.
00:35It's the first day of summer.
00:40And it's live, and it's Monday Night Raw.
00:45Yeah.
00:46Hello, everyone, and welcome to Monday Night Raw.
00:51I'm your host, Randy Orton.
00:57Hello, everyone, and welcome to Monday Night Raw.
01:01We're emanating from Poughkeepsie, New York.
01:03I'm Vince McMahon.
01:04This is Bobby the Brain Heaton, and this is the Macho Man, Randy Santana.
01:07Yeah, dig it.
01:08And yes, you're gonna see an extraordinary matchup, one-on-one, and
01:12you know all about it, Macho Man.
01:14$10,000 is a lot of money, but you can't put a cost on pride, and
01:18that's the most important thing Razor Ramon has.
01:21The one, two, three kid in the return match against Razor Ramon.
01:25But speaking of return matches, Bobby Heaton,
01:27that would take us to last week.
01:28Marty Jannetty squirting off against Doink.
01:30It happens here tonight, but this time, two out of three fall.
01:35Bobby Heaton's a barrel of laughs.
01:47Here we go with Monday Night Raw.
01:50The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
01:54Coming down the aisle from Detroit, Michigan,
01:58at a total combined weight of 110 pounds,
02:02here are the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,
02:08Rick and Scott, the Snyder Brothers.
02:13The Snyder Brothers, Rick and Scott.
02:17The Snyder Brothers, Rick and Scott.
02:19A total combined weight of 461 pounds,
02:23the team of Larry Hardy and Reno Riggins.
02:26A disgrace.
02:31A total disgrace to see the Snyder Brothers packing the gold.
02:36What do you mean by that, Bobby Heaton?
02:39Well, they're a disgrace.
02:40One wears earmuffs.
02:41He's got numbers all over his tights when he's been doing his numbers and
02:44figuring out.
02:45The other guy's just, his brother's a complete moron.
02:47And it's just like the stock market crash of 29.
02:51DBLC IRS not being champions.
02:53Well, this has been a seesaw battle with Monday Incorporated and
02:56the Snyder Brothers.
02:57Many of you will recall, the Snyder's won the tag titles last Monday in Columbus.
03:01Monday Incorporated won them back last Wednesday in Rockford, Illinois.
03:06And how about this?
03:07The Snyder's bring the titles to the ring tonight, right here on Monday Night Raw.
03:12Because last Saturday night in St. Louis, they took them away.
03:16Monday Incorporated, they're desperate.
03:18And the Snyder Brothers are the champions.
03:23Monday Incorporated on CrossFit looking for a return matchup.
03:26And I think the Snyder Brothers will be very obliging, Bobby Heaton.
03:29What I like about the Snyder Brothers,
03:31they don't put a whole lot of holds on you and keep you in them.
03:34They love to heave you in the air.
03:36A lot of compact action.
03:37I don't go along with their psychology or their thinking.
03:41But I like the way they wrestle.
03:43Something else about the Snyder Brothers, they'll step right up to the plate.
03:46No question about that.
03:47Both Snyder Brothers are going to challenge Yokozuna.
03:50Yokozuna versus the US today on the Stars and Stripes Challenge,
03:54July 4th on the deck.
03:56Up at USS Intrepid.
03:58And that can happen to Yokozuna.
04:00And a lot more great Americans are gonna follow in the footsteps of
04:03the Snyder Brothers also.
04:04You watch.
04:05Well, if you're planning a bunch of tugboats to be out there in the New York
04:09Harbor to help Yokozuna up after somebody slams him off the boat,
04:12you're wasting your time.
04:13He's not going anywhere.
04:14I see.
04:15We'll have more on that later on.
04:16Double leg dive.
04:17Nice maneuver.
04:18Reaching for the tag.
04:19Here comes Rick.
04:20Ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:23Dog face gremlin.
04:25Yes.
04:27He looks like a dog all right.
04:29I'm just not sure which end.
04:30Yeah, let's be kind tonight, Bobby Heaton.
04:32Come on, we're live.
04:34We're raw.
04:35Indeed.
04:36You certainly are.
04:37Against the rope here.
04:38Power arm to the midsection.
04:39Driving through with another one.
04:41You have to attempt to soften up the Snyder Brothers.
04:43That's a tough job indeed for anybody.
04:46And down.
04:51Snyder Brothers looking for action.
04:53They've come to the right place here on Monday Night Raw.
04:55Uh-oh.
04:56Where's he gonna deposit him?
04:59Oh, no.
05:01What a maneuver.
05:06If Rick Snyder can get Yokozuna up like that
05:08and slam him on the deck of the USS Intrepid.
05:11Wouldn't that be something?
05:12And right now, what do you think the 1-2-3 kid is thinking right now?
05:17He's gotta be nervous, the 1-2-3 kid.
05:20The Snyder Brothers recently involved in an eight-man tag team matchup
05:25at the King of the Ring,
05:26unquestionably one of the greatest World Wrestling Federation extravaganzas.
05:35I was there and I couldn't believe my eyes.
05:37And it just was tough talking about it.
05:40I wanted to jump in the ring myself.
05:43Suplex.
05:44There are a number of suplexes.
05:47Turning the King of the Ring.
05:48By the way, the Encore heads your way 8 o'clock Eastern in Pacific on pay-per-view.
05:54So if you missed the King of the Ring the first time, don't miss it the second time.
05:58If you saw it the first time, it's worth seeing again.
06:01The King of the Ring Encore tomorrow night at 8 o'clock Eastern in Pacific on pay-per-view.
06:07The end of Hulkamania.
06:09Well, I don't know if I would necessarily say that.
06:13I would doubt that.
06:14Well, maybe he'll go to the USS Intrepid and slam Yokozuna.
06:17Never can tell who's gonna step to the plate.
06:20Uh-oh, look out.
06:25Riggins off.
06:26Yeah, a strike instead.
06:28It came right down on Snyder himself.
06:30Could you believe that?
06:31And Snyder on the front of the line to still cover it.
06:33What an athlete.
06:34The champion's unbelievable.
06:36Here are your winners, the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,
06:42The Snyder Brothers.
06:46The Snyder Brothers victorious.
06:50And proudly holding high, the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship belt.
06:54Just how long will they remain champions?
06:58We don't want to miss the Snyder Brothers and the eight-man tag team matchup.
07:02And you can catch them in the Encore.
07:05The first ever WWF King of the Ring was a spectacle unlike any other.
07:10Witness the tragedy as a great American hero succumbed to the overpowering presence
07:15of a 550-pound Japanese bohemian.
07:18Relive the triumph as the most tenacious wrestler of all time defeated not one,
07:23but three of the WWF's toughest superstars in a single night to become King of the Ring,
07:29only to be robbed at the coronation of his truly deserved moment of glory.
07:34If you missed it once, here's your chance to see it again.
07:37If you saw it once, it's worth seeing again.
07:39The WWF King of the Ring, a special Encore presentation tomorrow night,
07:44beginning at 8 o'clock Eastern and Pacific, only on Pay-Per-View.
07:50Oh, yeah, it's the King of the Ring, but now look who's coming to town.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Oh, wait a minute.
07:56Look at this.
07:57Look at this.
07:58A unicycle.
08:01I got to give credit where credit is due.
08:04This guy is a bona fide clown.
08:09He's completely flattering.
08:12He's an evil clown.
08:14Look at that look.
08:16And this evil clown will square off against Marty Jannetty.
08:19And the return matchup from last week.
08:21This time, it's going to be two out of three falls when we return.
08:28We're back live with more Monday Night Raw.
08:31And this man's still getting a big, big laugh.
08:34But he may not be laughing very long.
08:36Marty Jannetty is just about ready.
08:38And I believe, yes, here he comes.
08:43Here we go.
08:4625 pounds, Marty Jannetty.
08:50What a matchup last week.
08:52And what an ovation.
08:53Listen to this.
09:02Marty Jannetty, what a return matchup.
09:05And so did Doig for that matter.
09:07Both men wanted to go at it again.
09:09Marty Jannetty's ready for this one.
09:11And he realizes it's two out of three falls.
09:13I predict he's going to beat him two straight.
09:15Bobby Heenan, wait just one moment.
09:17Bobby Heenan, what did you see underneath the ring?
09:20I'm concerned.
09:21At the top of the hour, you looked underneath that ring.
09:23What did you see?
09:24Well, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw under there.
09:26Everybody's looking for Doink number two or three or four.
09:29All I saw was a bucket of bolts.
09:30That's all I saw.
09:32Nothing to worry about.
09:33A bucket of bolts.
09:34And Bill Clinton's half brother.
09:36He's underneath the ring?
09:37Well, he's hiding out.
09:38You and Bill Clinton, if he was your brother,
09:39would you want anybody to know he's your brother?
09:41He's sweeping underneath the ring.
09:42He's a janitor.
09:44Bobby Heenan, please.
09:46All right, now Doink is playing coy here.
09:49The thing about Doink, you never have any idea what to expect.
09:54You never know what to expect from this man.
09:56I'm going to go out on a limb and say,
09:58right after Bobby Heenan looked under the ring, I did too.
10:00And I didn't search it one million percent.
10:03But I looked under there pretty good.
10:04And there was nothing under there resembling a Doink.
10:07Told you.
10:08I'm not going to lie to you.
10:09No, of course you wouldn't do that.
10:12Bill Clinton's half brother.
10:14Yeah, he's known as the half-wit of the family,
10:16because he's half brother.
10:18Two out of three falls.
10:19Here we go.
10:20Locking up now.
10:21Throw the rope.
10:22Don't ask for a clean break here, ref.
10:24You're not going to get it.
10:27Wait a minute.
10:28Again, the unpredictability of this evil clown Doink.
10:32You never know what he's going to do.
10:34Well, BTA, don't trust him anyway.
10:39What sort of psychology is he attempting to employ here?
10:42He knows what he's doing.
10:43Believe me.
10:44This is not Jurassic Park.
10:45He's going to lure him in, and then he's
10:47going to take Jannetty's head off.
10:48I see.
10:49That's a mean dinosaur there with the makeup on.
10:51I'll have to concur with that.
10:55All right, the lock up now.
10:57Two very gifted wrestlers, I might add, in there.
10:59Don't let this clown suit fool you as far as Doink is concerned.
11:03There you go.
11:04You see, that's his idea, McMahon.
11:05He wants you to be fooled.
11:06He wants you to think he's just a clown, a happy-go-lucky guy,
11:09hawking hamburgers and stuff.
11:11It's not that way.
11:12He is one tough wrestler.
11:14No question about it.
11:15Scientifically, he's right up there among the very best.
11:18And he can fight you if you want, and he can ride a unicycle.
11:21That's amazing.
11:23Martin Jannetty, former Intercontinental Champion.
11:26He knows the whole world's watching right now,
11:28and he's going to come through.
11:30You know, he's kind of a Michael Jordan of the WWF.
11:32Who's that?
11:33Doink.
11:34He can do anything.
11:35Jordan plays a little bit of golf.
11:37Never mind about that.
11:38Oh, look at this maneuver now.
11:40Off the rope, and yes!
11:41A back takedown.
11:45Jannetty on his game tonight.
11:48Yank in the hair.
11:49Come on, ref.
11:50Get in there.
11:51Good Greco-Roman hair pull.
11:53A what?
11:54Greco-Roman hair pull.
11:55Please, Mr. Heenan.
11:57How many times I hear that a day?
11:59Please, Mr. Heenan.
12:01I can imagine.
12:02The Raw Girl said that to me when I came in.
12:03She did not.
12:04Never mind, then.
12:07All right, two out of three falls here, folks.
12:10And, well, actually, in a two out of three fall match,
12:13Macho Man, I'm sure you concur that the better man's going to win.
12:16That's the reason for it.
12:17Absolutely.
12:18One fall, anything can happen in the WWF.
12:21We saw that with the one, two, three kid and Razor Ramon.
12:24You can't get that first fall away,
12:26because then your back's against the wall to win two straight.
12:29This is a big fall of the two out of three fall.
12:31Look at the right eye right now.
12:33And there's a lot of pride at stake here.
12:35You know, Doink's a very proud man, and so is Jannetty.
12:39Look at this.
12:40Doink provoking Jannetty.
12:42What's going on here?
12:44Well, doesn't the other dugout yell at the pitcher?
12:46Doesn't the sidelines yell at the quarterback?
12:48That's the whole name of the game.
12:50Provoke people.
12:52Jannetty is mesmerized.
12:53He doesn't know what to do.
12:55Roundhouse, Mr. Jannetty off the rope.
12:57Here we go, crisscrossing, and what's going to happen?
13:00Continuing, and maybe a collision.
13:02No, look.
13:03Look at this.
13:04Get up, baby, Marty Jannetty.
13:06Jannetty makes a fool of Doink.
13:08Drop toe.
13:09Oh, missed.
13:10Oh, that didn't miss.
13:11Forearm on the money.
13:12Jannetty off the ropes.
13:14No, he puts on the brakes, and it's Doink down to the canvas.
13:18He's kind of a man who would drive a psychiatrist nuts.
13:21Yes.
13:22Both men employing a great deal of psychological warfare here.
13:26You know, Doink looked sharper last week.
13:28He did.
13:29But then again, that was one fall.
13:30He's pacing himself now.
13:31And it was two Doinks, too, wasn't it?
13:33No, there was only one Doink.
13:34Now, wait a minute.
13:35We saw the one Doink come into the ring.
13:37When he came out, he went under the ring.
13:38When he came out, he was wearing a jacket.
13:40It had to be a different Doink.
13:41No, when he came under the ring, he had a jacket.
13:42And when he came out, he took it off.
13:44And he had the squirting flower with the breakable rose in the umbrella.
13:46Yes, I remember that.
13:47You remember that.
13:48Vince McMahon, you got to do what I do.
13:49I never listen to Heenan.
13:51Good point.
13:52Knee by Doink, right back in.
13:54Oh, yes.
13:55Get up, baby.
13:57The cover, one, two, and a kick out by Doink.
14:01Jannetty right on top of him with the arm bar.
14:03Jannetty is action all the time.
14:05He'll stay on top of you.
14:06Absolutely, Marty Jannetty.
14:08Everybody loves this guy all around the world.
14:11And they're hoping that Marty Jannetty beats Doink two straight balls,
14:15and I'm one of them.
14:17He's like a mother-in-law.
14:18He's always there, and you can't get rid of him.
14:21The insides of the brain.
14:23Don't mention it.
14:24Bobby Heenan.
14:27Yet to come, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
14:29A little bit later on, Mr. Hughes.
14:31Talk about a premier athlete.
14:32Mr. Hughes has something that The Undertaker wants desperately back,
14:35and that's the urn that he stole from The Undertaker.
14:38We'll see Mr. Hughes in action.
14:40You never know when The Undertaker's going to reappear also.
14:43Yeah, I wonder if he's going to be around tonight.
14:45You know, I never thought of that.
14:46Whoa, nice.
14:47Take down.
14:48Very nice to gut my Marty Jannetty.
14:49Maybe that was him I saw under the ring.
14:51I mean, I didn't see anybody, but had I seen somebody,
14:53it could have been him.
14:55And imagine Razor Ramon waiting in the wings.
14:58He is seething.
14:59Razor Ramon humiliated by the one, two, three kid.
15:03This kid came out of nowhere, grabbed the victory over Razor Ramon.
15:07Now, for weeks and weeks, Razor has been waiting for this opportunity.
15:12First offering $2,500 and now up to $10,000.
15:15That's right, and I saw Razor Ramon about 20 minutes before we went on air.
15:19He was pacing in the hallway.
15:20I said, Razor, how you doing, old buddy?
15:23He says, no time to talk now, amigo, and just walked away from me.
15:27He's ready for that kid.
15:32And doink, hammering away on Jannetty.
15:34Puts on the brakes.
15:35Max reversal.
15:37And yes, monkey flip nicely done.
15:40The cover, one, two.
15:42No.
15:45Staying right with him, going behind now.
15:49Jannetty's tried everything.
15:50I don't think he can beat him.
15:51Oh, no, Jannetty has not tried everything.
15:54Jannetty has more of a repertoire than perhaps most superstars in the WWF.
15:58This man can really put it together.
16:00Over the hip, no, nice block.
16:01Turning, trying to get him out of the box.
16:03Jannetty now, one, two.
16:04Yes, he gets him.
16:05No.
16:06You know, there's no guarantee that this is gonna go even one fall here.
16:09It's set for two out of three falls, but they're evenly matched right here.
16:13It's going back and forth.
16:14And here comes Jannetty.
16:15Uh-oh.
16:16High-risk maneuver that did not pay off.
16:18Uh-oh, to the outside now going.
16:21Going up, going up to the top rope.
16:23And Jannetty brought him to canvas.
16:27You got him, cover him.
16:28One, two.
16:30Yes, yes.
16:31Yes, the first fall goes to Doink.
16:33Well, Jannetty, I guess horseback riding's up this weekend.
16:36Doing the plug.
16:39All right, the first fall goes to Doink.
16:41Don't go away, because we've got two more falls coming at you.
16:46We are live from the Mid-Hudson Center in Poughkeepsie, New York.
16:49Here we go with the second fall.
16:51Doink moving right in.
16:53And Jannetty is still smarting.
16:55Jannetty got hurt.
16:56Doink came off that top rope with that big cannonball and took the one, two, three.
17:00And I don't think he's gonna even last the second fall.
17:02Bit of a slugfest developing here.
17:04And I don't think that's Jannetty's style.
17:05Reversal.
17:06Doink coming off the rope.
17:07Uh-oh.
17:08Telegraph maneuver.
17:09A tip to the back body dropped by Jannetty.
17:10Well, at least Jannetty's showing a little life.
17:12I was worried about him in between falls there.
17:15Jannetty, back to the corner.
17:17Doink really going to work on him.
17:19And now, whoa.
17:20Whoa.
17:21What a party.
17:22The ring just moved six inches.
17:25We're in a different county.
17:26Goodness.
17:27Unbelievable.
17:28By the way, look at Doink rub it in.
17:31I'm sorry.
17:33Listen to this.
17:34I'm sorry.
17:35I can't help it.
17:36This guy's too much.
17:40Look at this.
17:41What a guy to apologize for.
17:44What a man.
17:45This man is sick.
17:46He's sick.
17:47He's real sick.
17:49What an evil clown.
17:53Let me point up to the top and Doink.
17:55Oh, no.
17:56Unbelievable maneuver.
17:58Not only that, but he just stole my move.
18:00Not nearly as well, Macho Man, but nonetheless effective.
18:04It works.
18:05Jannetty to the outside of the concrete.
18:08The referee picking up the count.
18:10Look at this Doink.
18:13He is sick.
18:16Smart enough to get him back in the ring.
18:17He can't beat him on the floor.
18:19Talk about getting in the ring.
18:20Guess who's getting in the ring with Yokozuna.
18:22Wait a minute.
18:23Stay with this.
18:24One, two, yeah.
18:25Oh, almost a count of three.
18:27Yokozuna versus the US of A.
18:29He has challenged any red-blooded American professional athlete
18:32to step into the ring with him.
18:34An attempt to slam Yokozuna, the WWF champion.
18:38Can it be done by anyone?
18:40Well, I'll tell you.
18:41Athletes coming from all over the United States,
18:44not just from the World Wrestling Federation.
18:46All pro, all American, Bill Freilich.
18:50Yes, indeed.
18:51Will step right up and attempt to slam Yokozuna.
18:54Freilich.
18:55All those all pro years with the Atlanta Falcons.
18:58Now, up there in Detroit.
19:01He's coming down to New York on July 4th.
19:03Jim Campion from the Green Bay Packers.
19:05The Great Center's going to be on hand.
19:07Oh, look at this.
19:08A cover.
19:09We have won.
19:10The second falls over.
19:11No, it's not.
19:12Wow.
19:13Still fighting.
19:14Pete Taglionetti.
19:15The Pittsburgh Penguins.
19:17The NHL represented.
19:19Oh, everyone's going to be represented.
19:21The NFL, the NHL, the NBA, you name it.
19:24As well as the WWF.
19:26And I predict there's somebody out there
19:28that's going to slam Yokozuna.
19:30You know who just signed up, too?
19:32Martina.
19:33Beg your pardon?
19:34Martina.
19:35Martina.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Loretta Loba?
19:38No, Martina Feldman.
19:39She's a jockey in Newark.
19:41She wants to try it, too.
19:42A jockey?
19:43Hot off the wire, I guess.
19:45You said all athletes.
19:47Look at Janette fighting, just like everybody's going to fight
19:50for that slam on Yokozuna.
19:52Another kick out by Doink.
19:53Third matchup.
19:54Marty Janette is down one fall.
19:56Two great athletes now.
19:58Doink, having his problems at the moment.
20:01No, nice reversal.
20:02He's done it a number of times.
20:03A tip and a back body drop.
20:04No.
20:05Here he goes.
20:06Trying to get him up for the suplex.
20:07Can he do it?
20:08It's blocked by Doink.
20:09And another tip.
20:10Now blocked by Janette.
20:11Look at him shifting the weight.
20:13And he knifed the number.
20:15Doink.
20:16Doink.
20:17Doink.
20:18Doink.
20:19Doink.
20:20And he knifed the number.
20:22That's what you got to do against Yokozuna.
20:25Remember, the high-risk maneuver did not pay off last time for Janette.
20:28He's up first on the top rope.
20:30What's going to happen?
20:32I think Doink's too far away.
20:34I think he better change his mind.
20:36Yes, indeed.
20:38Doink now on his hands and knees.
20:40Janette getting set.
20:41Look at this.
20:42Like a cat.
20:43Janette trying to time whatever he's going to do perfectly.
20:46Is Doink playing possum?
20:47He could be.
20:49You never can trust Doink.
20:51Oh!
20:52Did you hear that?
20:54He's out.
20:55He's out cold.
20:56One.
20:57Will he get him?
20:58No.
20:59I can't believe it.
21:00Worked out all the way to Amarillo, man.
21:02That's rough luck for Marty Janette.
21:03He had him.
21:04He's the smartest clown I know.
21:06Now let's see what Janette can do with Doink.
21:08Doink almost out on his.
21:10Down.
21:11Janette outside again.
21:14He's got him in his range now.
21:19Do it.
21:20Just do it.
21:21From the top rope.
21:23No.
21:24A cover.
21:25Two.
21:26Yes.
21:27He got him.
21:28The winner of the second fall,
21:31It's all tied up at one fall apiece.
21:34Marty Dominik.
21:36We'll be back with the third and decisive fall when we return.
21:43We're back live with more fun than I raw.
21:46The third and final fall headed right at you.
21:49We understand there's bad weather all over the United States.
21:52Well, this cloud is about to lift off of this match.
21:55Somebody's going to walk out of here the victor.
21:57This is the deciding ball.
21:58This is the moment of truth.
22:00My money's on Marty Janette.
22:01Yeah, yeah.
22:02Look at this.
22:03Doink trying to sucker Janette in.
22:04Trying to get to his face.
22:05And unable to.
22:06In the air.
22:07Oh, what's going to happen?
22:09Down.
22:10Yes.
22:11Off the rope now.
22:12Collision.
22:13Cover him quickly.
22:14Cover him quickly.
22:16No, no, no, no.
22:17And Doink goes to the outside.
22:19Gotta hook the leg.
22:20Gotta hook the leg.
22:21Oh, come on.
22:22Wait a minute.
22:23Down.
22:24Not this way.
22:25That's the kind of competitor Doink the Clown is.
22:30But he's smart.
22:31That'll slow Janette down.
22:32How did Janette win the second fall?
22:34He climbed to the top rope two or three times.
22:36He's not going anyplace with a bad leg.
22:40D-Walk Cloud going.
22:41Hauling Janette back to the middle of the ring.
22:44Going to do now with the leg.
22:45Yet more damage.
22:46Yes.
22:47Stepping into it.
22:48Going for a figure four, I believe.
22:49Can he get it in?
22:50He's got it.
22:51He's got it.
22:52He's got it.
22:53Janette, he's in trouble.
22:54He gave up.
22:55I could hear him give up.
22:56He did not.
22:57Listen to him.
22:58Yes, I've had enough breath.
22:59I can't take it.
23:00He gave up.
23:01Oh, in so much pain.
23:02Janette, he was almost pinned.
23:04He almost got pinned there.
23:07I'm in the figure four.
23:08And I can't get up.
23:10All right, Randy Savage.
23:13There must be some way out of this, some counter.
23:15He has to get him over.
23:16Does he not?
23:17I give up.
23:18I quit.
23:19He can turn to his stomach.
23:20Or don't worry about pride here.
23:22Get to the rope.
23:23Anything to break that hold.
23:24And watch your shoulders being down for a three count.
23:27It's the deciding fall.
23:28The chips are down.
23:29This is the money match.
23:30Nonetheless, with all the great pressure on the legs of Marty
23:34Janette, there's also some on that of the individual
23:37applying the hold.
23:38Is it not?
23:39You're absolutely right.
23:40This is where it's a gut check.
23:42It's a gut check for both men.
23:43Two great competitors in the WWF going at it.
23:46Look at that face, would you?
23:48He looks familiar.
23:49Look at that crowd.
23:51Listen to the people yelling for Marty.
23:53Get some momentum going.
23:55Marty!
23:56Marty!
23:57Marty!
23:58Marty!
23:59Marty!
24:00Marty!
24:01Trying to get him over.
24:02And then he tried to get Drake over.
24:04No, no, no.
24:05And yes, yes, there it is.
24:07Now the momentum shifts back the other way.
24:12Now Doink doesn't have it locked good.
24:14No, he doesn't.
24:15But he's trying to make his way over to the rope.
24:16Good move.
24:17Good move.
24:19Pressure's back on Doink right now.
24:21Look at his face.
24:22Doink saving himself.
24:24However, the damage was already done to Marty Janette.
24:26I don't think Janette is going to be doing any high flying
24:28as you brought out moments ago.
24:29No, he's not going to.
24:30He's got his wheels taken out from under him.
24:32Doink took away the aerial attack.
24:34Good move on Doink's part.
24:36I'm telling you, he's a great wrestler.
24:38Janette unquestionably is.
24:40Boy, he's smart.
24:41He's also a lucky wrestler.
24:43Smartest clown I know.
24:44Oh, you're referring to Doink.
24:46Do you know another clown?
24:47Yes.
24:48Another Doink?
24:49No, it's sitting next to you, Savage.
24:51Or sitting next to you, Vince.
24:55You're sitting next to me, Mr. Heenan.
24:57Don't make me the clown.
24:58Make Savage the clown.
24:59I said, sure.
25:00Janette now basically on one wheel trying to set up Doink.
25:03And hey, right body drop and the knee gave out.
25:06Marty Janette is fighting all the way right now,
25:09but he's got nothing to stand on.
25:11Two great competitors going at it here on Monday Night Raw.
25:14Oh, look at this.
25:15Right off from under him.
25:16Now Doink going for the leg, trying to get him over.
25:18And yes.
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:20Single leg Boston crowd trying to apply even more pressure.
25:22Hooking it now.
25:25Crossface.
25:26This could be a submission hold right here.
25:30Listen to these people.
25:32Doink!
25:33Doink!
25:34Doink!
25:35Doink!
25:36Doink!
25:37Doink!
25:38Doink!
25:39Doink!
25:40Doink!
25:41One of the great competitors in the WWF.
25:42Taking nothing away from Doink.
25:43Is he going to be sore in the morning?
25:45Doink now.
25:46Oh, come on.
25:49Smart move.
25:50Got to give him credit.
25:51Got to give the devil his dues.
25:52Janette, what does Janette do now?
25:54What does he do to overcome?
25:56He's a quitter.
25:57You know that.
25:58He is not a quitter.
25:59That's the one thing that you'll never find about Marty Janette.
26:00He didn't win the Intercontinental title by quitting.
26:01No, he snuck into the ring in disguise and greased Jack Tunney's palm.
26:02Doink the Clown going up now.
26:03Can this be it?
26:04Doink!
26:05Doink!
26:06Doink!
26:07Doink!
26:08Doink!
26:09Doink!
26:10Doink!
26:11Doink!
26:12Doink!
26:13Doink!
26:14Doink!
26:15Doink!
26:16Doink!
26:17Doink!
26:18Doink!
26:19Doink!
26:20Doink!
26:21Doink!
26:22Doink!
26:23Doink!
26:24Doink!
26:25Doink!
26:26Doink!
26:27Doink!
26:28Doink!
26:29Doink!
26:30That even might things up just a bit.
26:31Janette now with the momentum.
26:33Janette rocking Doink the Clown to the rope.
26:35Heaving to the far side, coming off, fantastic elbows.
26:36After a bit of a job.
26:38He's not going to able to cover them.
26:41Janette has no more leg strength left.
26:43If Janette wins this match, give them this credit, because he is fighting against all
26:51odds.
26:55Wait a minute, what's that?
26:57What about that Bobby Deinon?
26:59He went under the ring.
27:01My monitor went dead, what happened?
27:03You're looking at the same monitor I am, you saw that?
27:06There's another doink underneath the ring.
27:07No, there's a doink in the ring.
27:09Yes, and there's one underneath the ring as well.
27:11Well, it got by me, I sure didn't see.
27:12He's trying to say we didn't see what we saw.
27:15Marty Jannetty, wait a minute.
27:18Jannetty just, he's listening to the fans.
27:20Yes, they're pointing underneath the ring.
27:22Jannetty, looking underneath the ring.
27:24Go under there, see what's under there, Jannetty.
27:25He's on the other side.
27:27Doink must be on the other side, he's trying to tell the official.
27:30The official is counting, Jousting back.
27:34He just kicked the field goal with Jannetty's head as a football.
27:38Unbelievable maneuver.
27:41The official has no idea that there's an extra doink underneath the ring.
27:45The Jousting back.
27:46Yes, and I like it.
27:50What a matchup here on Monday Night Raw.
27:53You know, doinks are like jellos.
27:54There's always room for more.
27:57Back into the ring now.
28:00Doink and Marty Jannetty.
28:02Imagine Jannetty knowing full well he has this doink to contend with in the ring.
28:07And he has one under the ring to contend with as well.
28:09What's gonna happen?
28:10Missing with the elbow.
28:11Jannetty, over.
28:13Jannetty right, drop kick and just barely nips him to the outside.
28:17I think Doink's whole momentum took him to the outside.
28:19He's just dunking and dodging right now.
28:22Now we got psychological warfare along with physical intimidation.
28:28Doink declined on the outside.
28:31Doink looking up at the official.
28:32Wait a minute, the official just tried to- Man.
28:35That's the old trick.
28:36Crawl through the other side.
28:38He's gonna come out the other side for sure.
28:41He's gonna come out the other side.
28:43Jannetty too smart for that.
28:45There's one guarantee in life that are no guarantees.
28:48Wait a minute, no, no.
28:49Back on this side.
28:51Back on this side, turn around, Marty, turn around.
28:53Yeah, Jannetty playing possum, Jannetty hammering away.
29:01Is that the same Doink or not?
29:03Of course, take my word for it.
29:05Both men go down.
29:07This is- From the outside.
29:09That is the same Doink because look at the paint right there.
29:12What a matchup, huh?
29:13Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
29:15Well, it's cooler under there.
29:17Hey.
29:18Check the paint.
29:19I think the Doink was pulled under the ring by, take a look at this.
29:26That's the same Doink.
29:26No, it is not.
29:27That's the first one, check the paint.
29:29Hey, wait a minute.
29:32The paint's smeared, I can see that.
29:33A cover, one, two, no, no.
29:36A kick out by Jannetty, yes, yes, yes.
29:38And a Doink gap again.
29:40Against all odds, Jannetty kicks out.
29:44That's not the same Doink, I don't believe so.
29:46That is the same Doink.
29:46No.
29:47He has on black shoes.
29:48Wait a minute, small package.
29:50He'll not be able to get up.
29:52Bether and the captain Jannetty battling against all odds.
29:55So close.
29:57Marty Jannetty has been going toe to toe with Doink the Clown.
30:01And I don't believe that's the same Doink.
30:06Come on, Marty.
30:07Off the rope.
30:08No.
30:10Jannetty is exhausted.
30:11He's been in there all this time.
30:13Marty Jannetty is exhausted.
30:15That's not the same Doink, that's a fresh Doink.
30:18That's a fresh Doink.
30:20Up in the air, Paul Driver coming at you, no, no.
30:25Come on, Jannetty, kick out.
30:27Kick out, kick out.
30:28One.
30:28Ow.
30:36Here is your winner, Doink, the Clown.
30:38Wait a minute, Randy Savage is in the ring.
30:41Randy Savage is talking to the official.
30:44Wait a minute, Randy Savage is taking matters into his own hands.
30:53Yes, he's going after the Doink.
30:54He's gonna show that the official is not one, but there's two Doinks.
30:57Savage can't do that.
30:58Look at that, there you have it.
31:04There you have it, there are two Doinks in the ring.
31:06That's not one, there are two Doinks.
31:08Jannetty gets the Doink.
31:09Marty Jannetty gets the Doink.
31:11Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has reversed the decision.
31:16Here is your winner, Marty Jannetty.
31:20Marty Jannetty is victorious.
31:22Yes, there's the Macho Man with Marty Jannetty.
31:26The disqualification is a result of the double Doinks.
31:32What a matchup.
31:34What else is gonna happen tonight on Monday Night Raw?
31:39The one, two, three kid is gonna step back to this ring.
31:44And perhaps history will repeat itself.
31:47The one, two, three kid, uh-oh, look at this, squaring off against Razor Ramon.
31:52What are they talking about?
31:56Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
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32:25Now, why don't you tell me what was going on?
32:27What were you doing over there talking to those Doinks?
32:28Well, I had to go, I had to go ask- What were you saying to them?
32:32I didn't say anything, I wanted to know, this is the first time I've seen two Doinks.
32:35Who is that Doink?
32:36I was asking as a broadcast journalist, yeah, right.
32:38Give us the scoop.
32:39I was, I wasn't- You have to come right here on Monday Night Raw, one, two,
32:42three kid in a return match against Razor Ramon.
32:45Yes, yes.
32:45And your follow up, ladies and gentlemen, when we return, it's Mr. Hughes.
32:50We certainly hope you are enjoying tonight's Monday Night Raw.
32:57Indeed, you can bet them as parodies enjoying being here with us tonight.
33:02We're talking brains, hand beauty.
33:05Believe it or not, she's an attorney, Bobby, ain't it?
33:07As well as a personal trainer and aerobics instructor.
33:09Femus Clarity has it all together.
33:12I like attorneys, they're decent people.
33:15You would.
33:16Coming down the aisle- I like you even though she's an attorney.
33:18Take it to your desk.
33:19The worthy woman from Kansas City, Missouri.
33:23Weighing 332 pounds, Mr. Hughes.
33:30You're talking about an awesome outlet.
33:32Mr. Hughes will ring the bell.
33:35Weighing 269 pounds, Bobby Who?
33:40Finkel doesn't even know his last name.
33:42Bobby Who?
33:44I said Finkel doesn't even know his last name.
33:45Who is his last name?
33:47I don't know.
33:48It's Bobby Who.
33:50I don't know, wait a minute, wait a minute.
33:53I don't think so.
33:54My goodness.
33:56That'll be talking to The Undertaker.
33:58Yeah, putting the bad mouth, look at that dent right there.
34:01My.
34:02We're live from Poughkeepsie, New York, the Mid-Hudson Civics Center.
34:08And here we go with Bobby Who against Mr. Hughes.
34:11Forget about it.
34:13They don't know who he is.
34:15It's Mr. Who.
34:17I'll tell you one thing, if The Undertaker wants his earn back,
34:19he's gonna have to get it the old fashioned way.
34:22He's gonna have to steal it.
34:24Bobby, I can't believe you.
34:26And some of the things that you- He's gotta have truth.
34:28And is Paul Bearer still on the show?
34:32Does anybody get an update on him?
34:34Unfortunately.
34:35What do you call the morgue to see how he's doing?
34:37Paul Bearer is out of action.
34:38Ooh, what a, take a look at that.
34:41Right in the face.
34:43What an athlete Mr. Hughes is.
34:45Managed by that little urchin.
34:48Harvey Whippleman.
34:49What you were thinking, I'd like to say.
34:51That was very important.
34:52Nonetheless, Harvey Whippleman managing the eight-foot giant Gonzalez,
34:57managing Mr. Hughes.
34:58It was Mr. Hughes who did the damage to The Undertaker approximately nine days ago.
35:02Paul Bearer still on the show.
35:04Hughes ramming that urn into the back of the head of Paul Ehrer and
35:09repeatedly on The Undertaker.
35:10And what about the King of the Ring tournament,
35:12how he got eliminated there with the urn?
35:14Unfortunately, doing the very same thing to Mr.
35:16Perfect, who rattled his brains.
35:19Don't gotta look out now, Hughes, drops the elbow.
35:22Can this man wrestle?
35:23Yes, he can, with the best of them.
35:26Hughes, doesn't want it right now.
35:28Yet to come, the one, two, three kid against Razor Ramon.
35:32What a matchup that's gonna be.
35:34The kid's gonna be $10,000 richer.
35:36And that should go a long way to helping with his hospital bills.
35:41My.
35:42By the way, right here on the USA Network.
35:45Well, that's a count.
35:46We get the three count.
35:48No, we don't.
35:48He doesn't want it yet.
35:49He doesn't want it.
35:50Tell you what.
35:50Not yet, baby.
35:51If you wanna watch all three- This is a lesson to everybody.
35:54This is a lesson to The Undertaker.
35:55This is a lesson to anybody in the World Wrestling Federation.
35:58Keep an eye on Mr. Hugh.
36:00Thank you very much.
36:01Catch all three Porky's movies this week on USA.
36:05This Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, starting at 9 Eastern, 8 Central.
36:08Rock and roll with the original party movies.
36:11All this weekend, only on USA.
36:15Where are those three Porky's I used to carry the signs?
36:17My.
36:21What a maneuver by Hughes and- But I had him.
36:25That's getting disgusting.
36:26Hughes in an attempt to intimidate here on Monday Night Raw.
36:34He won't be intimidating The Undertaker, I can tell you that.
36:37I don't wanna make a habit about hitting the ring.
36:40Yeah, I guess not.
36:41You're gonna get hurt someday, Savage, if you do that.
36:43My, forget about it.
36:46Hooks him up, and a three count.
36:49Thank goodness it's over.
36:52Yeah, I'll say.
36:52Here is your winner, Mr. Hughes.
36:57Mr. Hughes, and
36:59there's the urn that belongs to The Undertaker, by the way.
37:06That's a mean ombre in there right now.
37:10Boy, is he ever.
37:11All right, Bobby Heenan, you're headed to the Intrepid,
37:16the USS Intrepid, this Sunday for All-American.
37:19Tell us about it.
37:20Well, I'm gonna take Gene Okerlund, and I'm gonna tie that miserable little run to
37:23an anchor, and I'm gonna heave him overboard.
37:25How do you like that?
37:26I don't like that at all.
37:27We're talking about the setting, of course, for
37:29a USA versus Yokozuna, the Stars and Stripes Challenge.
37:32We mentioned some of the athletes from all walks of life are gonna be there,
37:36in addition to the Steiner Brothers stepping up to the plate.
37:38I believe Crush is going to be there, and you know who's gonna be there.
37:42Independence Day is gonna be a victory for the USA, I can feel it, yeah.
37:47Hatch go up to ringside.
37:49Let's do it.
37:49All right, here we go.
37:53Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall.
37:58There's the bad guy.
38:00From Miami, Florida.
38:03There's the money.
38:04287 pounds, Razor Ramon.
38:10Bad guy.
38:11Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen.
38:19And you can bet he's gonna hear from this capacity crowd.
38:22He's gonna hear one, two, three.
38:25One, two, three.
38:28Razor Ramon has the money.
38:30And all the kid has to do is come to the ring and come back.
38:34We'll be back.
38:35There he is, Razor Ramon, we are live.
38:44Uh-oh.
38:45Razor Ramon has been hearing that one, two, three count in his dreams.
38:55Where is he, where's the kid?
38:56Where's the one, two, three kid?
38:59All he has to do, here he comes.
39:01From Minneapolis, Minnesota.
39:02Scared to death.
39:033,228 pounds.
39:05Yeah, of course he's scared to death.
39:06Who wouldn't be?
39:07One, two, three, kid.
39:11The one, two, three kid knows full well, it was an upset.
39:15Beyond upset, look at that money.
39:16Did you see all that money in there?
39:18$10,000.
39:20The kid is petrified.
39:21And he should be petrified because I don't believe this is gonna be a wrestling
39:24match at all.
39:27This is going to be something in which Razor Ramon is gonna attempt to damage
39:30this young man.
39:31That's why he wants him back in the ring.
39:34Look at the look on the face of Razor Ramon.
39:36There's a piece in every one of us inside that one, two, three kid.
39:39This is what dreams are made of right here.
39:42Well, when he defeated Razor, yes, but now to come back.
39:45$10,000, the kid wants to do it for his family.
39:49Is he risking life and limb here on Monday Night Raw?
39:52Let me check on the phone here.
39:54Yes, Poughkeepsie General, I'd like to reserve a room.
39:56Wait a minute, wait a minute, look at this, look at this.
39:59The kid going up to the top rope.
40:01The kid flies up, gets him up there, one, two, yes, yes, yes, he got him.
40:06He got him.
40:07No, he didn't.
40:08Ramon, come here.
40:09Well, he's a lucky kid.
40:10And what a, by the way, a cover, one, two, yes.
40:16Razor Ramon- Come on, Razor.
40:17What's going on?
40:19Look at this, another kick to the solar plexus.
40:22One, two, three, keep trying to set it, Razor Ramon.
40:24Reversal coming off the rope, Razor missing.
40:26From the backside now and.
40:28The kid has gained confidence in these top six weeks, no question of that.
40:37I'll tell you, I was surprised.
40:40I thought he'd step in the ring and then start begging and pleading.
40:43He took a two, Razor.
40:44Won't do him any good, though.
40:46How do you know?
40:47Cuz he's gonna make Razor mad.
40:49And when he makes Razor mad, Razor's gonna stuff him in the bag.
40:52Three times, he almost pinned him.
40:54My God.
40:56You talk about one of the premier competitors in the WWF, it is Razor Ramon.
41:01There's no question about it.
41:02You have to give him that.
41:03Not only that, but he's vicious right now because his reputation is out on the line.
41:10Razor Ramon with a one, two, three kick.
41:14And- Forget it.
41:15Yes, wait a minute, a nice maneuver.
41:19What's going on?
41:22He broke his neck.
41:24You know what?
41:26I'm just hoping he's not hurt.
41:28He's hurt, bad.
41:30Is he moving?
41:31His legs aren't moving, that's what I don't like to see.
41:34$10,000 is not worth it, a million dollars is not worth it.
41:37He could have covered him right there.
41:38Razor could have covered the kid right there.
41:40Well, you think he wants to beat him, pin him?
41:43He wants to make this punk kid suffer, and he's gonna do it.
41:48Look at the size of Razor Ramon.
41:50What a shame.
41:52This is a shame right here.
41:53Shame that punk one, two, three kid went all over the world bragging about beating
41:58Razor Ramon, now you gotta pay for it, kid.
42:00He wasn't bragging.
42:01Of course he was bragging.
42:02He was not, he was talking about, and Dino was an upset, he admitted himself.
42:06No, he told everybody how he paintbrushed him and how he.
42:10Look at this, Razor Ramon attempting to humiliate the kid.
42:14Look at this, $10,000 riding on the matchup.
42:20The kid collecting $10,000 for stepping into the ring with Razor Ramon.
42:25But boy, is Razor ever taking that $10,000 out.
42:29He's getting his money's worth.
42:31You'll get $50,000 before he's done.
42:34What a power slam.
42:37I can smell it, and I can see it.
42:40He is oozing machismo right now.
42:43Razor Ramon hammering to the face of Booth.
42:47Now, Razor Ramon is taunting his capacity crowd.
42:51Razor, a consummate contender.
42:54Hey, he's going for it.
42:58Well, Razor's going for it.
43:00But at least- The kid doesn't stand a chance right now.
43:02Uh-oh. At least he's trying, though.
43:03The beginning of the end.
43:05Razor Ramon setting up the one, two, three, kid.
43:07A gallant effort on the part of the kid.
43:09Nonetheless, it's gonna be a defeat, I believe.
43:12Unless it were another unbelievable upset, and he's finished.
43:16And he's not done with the kid yet.
43:19I don't think $10,000 is worth this.
43:22That's it, Razor Ramon oozing with machismo,
43:25as well as confidence, and the kid to the outside.
43:29Wait a minute, what's he doing?
43:30He's gonna get $50,000 worth out of his hide.
43:33That's what he's gonna do.
43:33Oh, no, wait a minute.
43:34On the cement.
43:35Oh.
43:38I know what he's gonna do.
43:39What?
43:40The Razor's Edge on the cement.
43:42Oh, no. Oh, yes.
43:42Razor Ramon now, with the one, two, three, kid,
43:45setting him up.
43:47Razor Ramon sets up the kid.
43:48This should not happen anyway.
43:50It shouldn't happen.
43:51Whoa, wait a minute.
43:52Oh, what a maneuver, what a reversal.
43:55Mission impossible, unbelievable.
43:58Razor, get up and get him.
44:00The kid going up to the top rope and, oh, no.
44:05Gallant effort on the part of the kid.
44:07A gallant effort.
44:09Hey, for Gibson General, get that hospital bed ready.
44:11I'm gonna send you one kid over.
44:14A gallant effort on the part of the one, two, three, kid.
44:18Unfortunately, Razor Ramon, just too much machismo.
44:23Nonetheless, give this young man credit for getting back into the ring.
44:27You don't need credit, he's got ten grand.
44:28I give him credit.
44:32But look at Razor Ramon.
44:33You think he'd be satisfied with a man?
44:35No. No.
44:36Look what he's doing to this poor young man.
44:37Oh, no.
44:39And the kid going up to the top again.
44:41This is what happened the last time.
44:43No.
44:44One, two, three, got him.
44:46No.
44:47He didn't get him, but man, he's trying.
44:50Give him credit.
44:51The kid, wait a minute, the kid has the money.
44:53The kid grabbed the money.
44:55Thief, he's a thief.
44:57Get out of there.
44:58The kid has the money, he's had enough of the match.
45:01Here comes Razor Ramon.
45:01He's not running fast enough.
45:04Wait a minute, stay with it.
45:07Keep going, the kid's going.
45:09He's going out of the arena.
45:10On the street.
45:11The kid just went out of the arena.
45:12Wait a minute, he's going today.
45:16Hey, wait a minute.
45:17He sent Ramon up.
45:18Awesome.
45:20He's got $10,000 of Razor Ramon's money.
45:24How about that?
45:25The kid's got ten grand of Razor's money.
45:28We'll be back.
45:31All right, Razor Ramon, that young man just grabbed $10,000 of your money and
45:36he took off.
45:36Silencio, nobody rips off the bad guy.
45:43A stick man, you can run Chico, but
45:49you cannot hide, Razor is after you.
45:55But will you catch him, Razor Ramon?
45:58He's $10,000, you can't catch him.
46:02You.
46:03But will you catch him, Razor Ramon?
46:05He's $10,000 richer.
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46:20We're back where we're Monday Night Raw.
46:21How about that?
46:22Next week, by the way, it's a Night of Champions.
46:24Joe Coleswood and the WWF Champion.
46:26Scheduled to be right here with a special interview.
46:27And Shawn Michaels will defend the Intercontinental Championship against
46:31Ugandan Kamala.
46:33What a night.
46:34It's gonna be next week on Monday Night Raw.
46:36And you're looking for a night?
46:38Well, why don't you tune in tomorrow night?
46:40It's the WWF King of the Ring Encore.
46:44You don't wanna miss it if you missed it before.
46:46And I'll head your way tomorrow night on pay-per-view.
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