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00:00Last Monday night, in the rematch to WWF I've been waiting for.
00:06Native American Tataka appeared to be weakening the defenses of Ludwig Borga.
00:14When who should appear on the scene?
00:16The World Wrestling Federation champion Yokozuna with his manager, Mr.
00:20Fujii, effectively distracting Tataka from his mission of revenge.
00:26Tataka returned his concentration to his opponent Ludwig Borga.
00:33And then, just as the superstar prepared to finish off Borga,
00:38Mr. Fujii accidentally struck Tataka by waving a Japanese flag.
00:45Thus, interrupting Tataka's pace, totally disorienting the superstar,
00:50allowing Yokozuna to enter the ring.
00:53Mr. Fujii's plot was not working.
00:56Tataka holding his own to get Yokozuna to there.
00:59Ludwig Borga.
01:01And Yokozuna began the double team effort.
01:03And Lex Luger could stand by no more.
01:07Luger first attacking the Hellraiser from Helsinki.
01:11And then, turning his eye on Yokozuna.
01:14Off to rub the elbows, striking the forehead.
01:20Yokozuna, what's out on his feet, and incredibly, yes, the slam to the canvas.
01:27And two great Americans, Tataka and Lex Luger, held their own.
01:34And, here is your winner,
01:39the new World Heavyweight Champion,
01:45Lex Luger.
01:46And, here is your winner,
01:51the new World Heavyweight Champion,
01:57Lex Luger.
01:59From the miss action last week, Max Luger once again slams The Mammoth,
02:05Yoko Ozuna.
02:06Just what will happen this week on Monday Night Raw?
02:10Hello, everyone, I'm Vince McMahon, welcome to another Monday Night Raw.
02:17And I'm sandwiched between the Tag Team Champions, the Quebecers.
02:21We have Jacques and Pierre.
02:23And tonight, Jacques, it's your manager, Johnny Poro, one on one with Marty Jannetty.
02:29What about it?
02:29Aren't we the greatest Tag Team Champions you've ever seen?
02:33Yes, but, well, maybe no, but what about single competition?
02:36Your manager, Johnny Poro, against Marty Jannetty.
02:39Johnny Poro, unquestionably,
02:41the best manager that ever hit the World Wrestling Federation.
02:44But not only that, McMahon, tonight you're gonna see that Johnny Poro
02:48is also the greatest wrestler that ever hit the WWE ad.
02:52Well, speaking of great wrestlers in action, right here tonight on Monday Night Raw
02:55is Lex Luger.
02:56If anyone knows anything about Lex Luger, it's this man, Pierre,
02:59because Luger knocked you out of the Survivor Series.
03:03What does he say, Jacques?
03:04What does he say?
03:04He says Luger is my brother, my brother.
03:07Lex Luger, tonight, on Monday Night Raw,
03:11it's my brother, my brother.
03:12English, please, I don't break.
03:15The Quebecers, ladies and gentlemen, I've got one who speaks French,
03:18another one who speaks with a forked tongue.
03:20Who knows what's gonna happen tonight on Monday Night Raw?
03:23And here it comes, an American original.
03:26And take a look, ladies and
03:30gentlemen, there is a reason why
03:35Lex Luger is smiling.
03:39Yes, indeed, because he just slammed Yokozuna again last week.
03:47What an impressive physical feat that was, Jacques.
03:49Well, I'm gonna tell you something.
03:51He may be smiling now, but when he gets the news that he's meeting me next week
03:55on Superstars, he may not be smiling as much.
03:59Well, the question is whether or not you will be smiling after facing that man on
04:05the right, an American original, Lex Luger, who takes on Jacques of the Quebecers
04:10this coming weekend on WWF Superstars in single competition.
04:16Hey, McMahon, wouldn't that be a surprise to everybody if Barry Irwin's had to
04:20upset Lex Luger right now?
04:22It could happen.
04:22Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
04:25Lex Luger, quickly gone behind Barry Harlitz.
04:29Well, ladies and gentlemen, the tag team champions of the WWF, Jacques and Pierre.
04:33And Pierre, Jacques communicating with Pierre.
04:41Are we gonna hear any English at all out of Pierre?
04:44For sure, for sure.
04:45One of these days, he's trying to learn really bad.
04:48Trying to learn, never mind, let's leave it alone.
04:50Arm drag takedown by Lex Luger.
04:53The one thing I want to know, why does Lex Luger always have to put all that oil on
04:58his body, just like breath to hit man hard?
05:01Well, both men like to look good on Questionable Jacques, and
05:03it helps their enhances, I would say, their look a bit.
05:06And in addition to that, I would suggest it's a great deal more difficult to hold
05:10someone in a wrestling maneuver if, in fact, they're a little slippery.
05:15Well, I guess if I look like Lex Luger, I try to enhance my looks, too.
05:19Yeah, well, then again, we all are dealt with the cards that we have, and
05:22you look like you look, and so does Pierre.
05:25Well, thank you.
05:25You're welcome.
05:28Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen,
05:30getting tremendous response from this capacity crowd.
05:33Lex Luger would like nothing better than to enter the WWF Royal Rumble and
05:39be one of the 30 participants, the winner of which will meet the WWF champion,
05:44whoever that may be, at WrestleMania.
05:46Thus far, Luger's entry denied.
05:49Look at this, Horowitz.
05:50I thought that was clear, that issue, that he had no business in the Royal Rumble.
05:54No, indeed, Jack Tunney is currently deliberating, and look at this.
05:57Reversal, Horowitz set it back up.
05:59Luger scoops him up from behind.
06:00Kick out.
06:01No, but nice kick out by Horowitz.
06:03Uh-oh, right in the jaw, look at that.
06:05I'm talking about the Rumble last Saturday, now.
06:08That was four weeks away from last Saturday.
06:11We just found out this weekend.
06:13Guess who we're having in the Rumble?
06:14Yes, we're gonna talk about that a little bit later on.
06:16The Quebecers will defend the Tag Team Championship.
06:19The brotherly love hearts.
06:20Against, my, look at that maneuver by Horowitz.
06:25The Hitman Bret Hart teaming up with his brother Owen.
06:28Squaring off against the Quebecers for the Tag Team Championship at the Royal
06:32Rumble, that is assuming that the Quebecers will still be intact at the Royal Rumble.
06:36Because you don't know what's gonna happen when Lex Luger gets his hands one on one
06:41with you, Jacques, this coming weekend.
06:43Shouldn't you be worried about if the hearts will still be intact,
06:46if you know what I mean?
06:47No, indeed.
06:49I'm not worried about that at all.
06:50They're back together again, and look at Horowitz giving Luger a go.
06:56And, belated Christmas gift there to Lex Luger.
07:03Barry Horowitz pouring it on and doing a very nice job of it here against Lex Luger.
07:07A little aggressive as far as his tactics are concerned.
07:11Please, please, please, English, what did you just say?
07:15If it was meant to be understood, I said it in English.
07:19I see.
07:21Jacques and Pierre having conversations, letting their native tongue in.
07:24Uh-oh.
07:26Isn't it amazing how all the Americans, they only know how to speak one language.
07:29I speak English, French, and some Spanish.
07:31Really?
07:32Not bad.
07:33Yeah, same thing.
07:34If you say so.
07:35You're so well brought up, McMahon, it's not funny.
07:37Thank you very much, I appreciate that.
07:41Lex Luger and Barry Horowitz opening things up here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
07:50I noticed that he's a great competitive Lex Luger.
07:52He picks opponents the same size as him.
07:54Have you noticed?
07:55Oh, really?
07:56Luger signs on with anyone.
07:58Are you referring to Yokozuna?
07:59Oh, my goodness.
08:02Right clothesline by Luger.
08:06Luger with some momentum.
08:09Horowitz coming out.
08:10Big Power Slam.
08:11Luger with yet even more momentum, the same momentum that it took Lex Luger to slam
08:17Yokozuna.
08:18Why does he keep looking at the people every time he does something?
08:21On the top rope.
08:22Lex now.
08:23Look at the crowd again.
08:25They're gonna go nuts.
08:27Look at him, look at the crowd again.
08:31They're there, why not look at him?
08:33They're responding to Luger and-
08:35Sorensberry Harlan.
08:37That's it.
08:38A cover, a count.
08:40Yes, indeed, a three count.
08:42Lex Luger builds momentum.
08:44It won't happen with me, McMahon.
08:46It ain't gonna happen with me.
08:47Lex Luger may currently be denied entry into the Royal Rumble, but
08:52he will face Jack one-on-one this coming weekend on WWF Superstars.
08:58What a response to the American original, Lex Luger.
09:06And by the way, if you'd like to let Jack Tunney know how you feel on
09:10the special opinion poll, dial the number on the screen, 1-900-454-4WWF.
09:17A reminder, it's 99 cents per call.
09:20Let Jack Tunney know how you feel as to whether or
09:24not Lex Luger should be in the Royal Rumble.
09:27That's right, call him, call Jack Tunney and tell him he has no business there.
09:32And again, a reminder, kids, if you're under 18 years old,
09:34please get your parent's permission before calling.
09:37Please, please, enough is enough.
09:42Yeah, all right, all right.
09:43Right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's take you back to footage, all right?
09:46This footage we're gonna show you took place several months ago here on
09:48Monday Night Raw.
09:49It was the one, two, three kid against Marty Jannetty.
09:52And you'll see that Polo blatantly interfered.
09:54Let's take you now to the footage.
09:57First of all, Johnny Polo had no business being at ringside.
10:00And certainly behind the official's back, had no business interfering and
10:03tripping the one, two, three kid.
10:05And look at this, Polo again behind the same official's back,
10:09same spot, tripped up Marty Jannetty.
10:12Did you hear that?
10:13He could beat both of them.
10:14He could.
10:14He wasn't done there.
10:16From there, the referee accidentally knocked out.
10:20And the one, two, three kick, nailing Marty Jannetty.
10:23And the kid sets up Jannetty.
10:25Johnny Polo, again, with no business at ringside.
10:29With the official down on the canvas, that happened.
10:34Johnny Polo jumped Marty Jannetty into the railing.
10:37And thus, the one, two, three kid, who would have landed on Marty Jannetty,
10:42landed on the outside, hurting himself as well.
10:45Then the official, back up on his feet, looked up and
10:48saw both men on the outside.
10:49And then Polo counted in unison with the referee.
10:53Both men counted out.
10:54Johnny Polo interfered with the performance of both individuals.
10:59Johnny Polo, ladies and gentlemen, getting a real big laugh.
11:03But who will get the last laugh?
11:04All right, that footage several months ago.
11:08The question is, what will Johnny Polo do here tonight against Marty Jannetty?
11:13And standing by, I believe we have one Johnny Polo.
11:16Johnny, can you hear us?
11:18Yeah, of course I can hear you, McMoron, what do you want?
11:20I beg your pardon?
11:22Hey, listen, what do you want to know?
11:23Marty Jannetty tonight, I already told you.
11:25It was just a short month ago that I told everyone in TV land that I could take
11:29Marty Confetti and the snot-nosed kid and beat them both at the same time.
11:33And what did I do?
11:34I did it.
11:35I proved to everyone.
11:36And now, once again, for all my adoring fans, my worshiping beloved fans,
11:40I'm gonna prove once again by tonight defeating Marty Confetti.
11:44One, two, three, in the center of the ring.
11:46And that's why I am Johnny Polo.
11:48We thank you very much, Johnny Hobo, and we'll be, Johnny Polo, I beg your pardon.
11:52We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.
11:54Johnny Polo, one-on-one with Marty Jannetty.
11:56Stay with us.
11:57The best.
11:58We are back with our Monday Night Raw.
12:04And you get the impression things are really gonna get raw here.
12:07With the entrance of Johnny Polo, your manager.
12:10You know, Vince McMahon, I feel like getting up right now.
12:13I feel so brave, handsome, and strong, it's not funny.
12:16Yeah, I bet.
12:17Whether or not Johnny Polo is brave, handsome, and strong,
12:21we're gonna find out momentarily.
12:23Marty Jannetty is waiting in the wings.
12:26Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
12:29Johnny.
12:31We are back, ladies and gentlemen, in the Johnny Polo.
12:36I'm greeting his tag team champions.
12:41Polo, big smile on his face.
12:45You wonder whether or not he's gonna remain with that smile.
12:50Here comes one of the premier competitors in the WWF today, Marty Jannetty.
12:55He should have been retired a long time ago.
12:58Really?
13:00This capacity crowd, ready to see Marty Jannetty rock and roll.
13:05I don't think McMahon you're in a position to make the rules right now.
13:10Hey.
13:11Marty Jannetty against Johnny Polo.
13:13It's gonna be a close one.
13:15And the winner of this match is Johnny Polo.
13:18Here's your winner, Johnny Polo.
13:34Marty Jannetty against Johnny Polo.
13:37And Marty Jannetty looking over this way.
13:43All right, gentlemen.
13:46How does it feel to see your manager in the ring, John?
13:49Oh, it's just wonderful.
13:50Look at him back off.
13:51Look at him.
13:52Is he chicken?
13:53No, he's got his fist closed, Marty Jannetty.
13:54This is a wrestling match.
13:56Obviously, a lot of you Americans forget about the rules once in a while.
14:01Locking up now.
14:02What a technique.
14:03What a technique.
14:04Lousy.
14:05Very loose technique if you ask me.
14:06Over the hip.
14:07How about that one?
14:08Two points, isn't it?
14:09Tell that to the Spiders.
14:11Isn't that two points?
14:12That was a very nice takedown over the hip.
14:15Nice to none by Johnny Polo.
14:16You're the man, Johnny.
14:17You're the man.
14:20Johnny Polo locking back up with Jannetty now.
14:22Again, standing side headlock.
14:26Jannetty trying to find a measure of escape.
14:28Top wrist lock now.
14:29Let's see what-
14:30And all the way back around.
14:32And Polo shoves Jannetty off.
14:34Polo downstairs.
14:35Jannetty collision.
14:36And no.
14:37What a move.
14:38What a move.
14:39Johnny, you're the greatest.
14:41Didn't I tell you he was the greatest not only manager but wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation?
14:46I think we're only a couple of minutes into this match, Jacques.
14:49Let's just see what happens.
14:51You know, Marty Jannetty's over the hill right now.
14:53He doesn't want to admit it to himself.
14:54Since they separated him and Shawn Michaels, he has become nothing.
14:57Please.
14:59Jannetty, one of the premier WWF superstars.
15:01Yeah, he's always-
15:02Former Intercontinental Champion.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Oh, yank in the hair, Ralph.
15:05Turn around.
15:06I didn't see that.
15:07I'm sure you wouldn't.
15:09And, oh, look at that maneuver.
15:11Nicely executed.
15:13Jannetty with Johnny Polo now.
15:15And Jannetty winding up.
15:16Polo to the buckle.
15:17And look at that depth maneuver.
15:20Give him ovation.
15:23Back in the ring a hard way.
15:25Right in the grasp of Jannetty.
15:27Jannetty with the knee.
15:28Oh, yes.
15:30Come on, Johnny.
15:33And again.
15:35This time, going backwards.
15:36Suplex, a cover.
15:37One, two.
15:38Kick out.
15:40Jannetty unable to hook the leg.
15:42You know, we gotta admit, Marty Jannetty, he has some kind of technique in wrestling.
15:46Oh, I see.
15:47No, but Jannetty's just come off a Honolulu tour.
15:49He's a little tired.
15:50He hasn't had any rest.
15:51So maybe that's why we gotta take that into consideration.
15:53What was he doing in Honolulu?
15:55He was managing the best tag team in the world.
15:57I see.
15:58Look at this maneuver.
15:59Look at that.
16:00Oh, wait a minute.
16:01Oh, look at that.
16:02Yes.
16:03One.
16:04Two.
16:05And off.
16:06And Johnny Polo a little fortunate there in terms of where the official was placed in the matchup.
16:11I didn't quite see if he pulled the trunks on that.
16:13I don't believe he did.
16:14His back was to us.
16:16And Marty Jannetty working with the arms.
16:19Look how he has that arm doubled back over.
16:21See that black eye he's got under there?
16:23That's because he met Johnny Polo in the hallway the other day.
16:25And he smacked him right between the eyes.
16:27I see.
16:28Just like that, huh?
16:29Yes, sir.
16:30What do you think?
16:31They're ballet dancing?
16:33Good move, Johnny.
16:34One, two, three.
16:35No.
16:36Oh, yeah.
16:37Oh, yeah.
16:38We love to fly and it shows.
16:43We love to fly and it shows.
16:45It shows.
16:46What did you say?
16:47It shows.
16:48We love to fly.
16:49Yes, sir.
16:50And they are going at it here on Monday Night Raw.
16:53Beat him up, Johnny.
16:54Beat him up.
16:55Beat him up.
16:56Polo brand standing.
16:57Polo fever.
16:58Catch it.
16:59You hear that?
17:00Polo fever.
17:01It's Polo mania.
17:02I see.
17:03Go, baby, go.
17:05Or I should say, go, Johnny, go.
17:11You hear that?
17:12Johnny.
17:13Johnny.
17:14Johnny.
17:15Johnny.
17:16Johnny.
17:17Johnny.
17:18Johnny.
17:19I believe you got problems with your earphones.
17:22Yes, no doubt.
17:23So, do you around?
17:24In the ever eloquent Pierre.
17:27Hey, Pierre.
17:28Come on, ref.
17:29Get him back.
17:30Go, Johnny, go.
17:31Oh, look at that.
17:32Cover.
17:33Two and almost.
17:34A count of three.
17:35Good boy, Johnny.
17:36Oh, Polo almost pinned.
17:37Good show.
17:38Good show.
17:40Johnny Polo snapping over.
17:41Marty Jannetty.
17:42What happens if you go to the Royal Rumble without your manager, Johnny Polo?
17:43What if Marty Jannetty knocks him out of action?
17:44What happens when you drop the titles to the Hart brothers at the Royal Rumble?
17:45You and Pierre wind up in Neverland Ranch.
17:46You know, it never even crossed our mind that Johnny would get hurt.
17:47Look at this.
17:48Come on, come on.
17:49Come on.
17:50Come on.
17:51Come on.
17:52Come on.
17:53Come on.
17:54Come on.
17:55Come on.
17:56Come on.
17:57Come on.
17:58Come on.
17:59Come on.
18:00Come on.
18:01Come on.
18:02Come on.
18:03Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:05Come on.
18:06Come on.
18:07Come on.
18:08Come on.
18:09Come on.
18:10Come on.
18:11Come on.
18:12Come on.
18:13Come on.
18:14Hey, look at that.
18:15Oh, my goodness.
18:16What a maneuver.
18:17Get up, Johnny.
18:18By the way, Jock, have you and Pierre ever donned similar uniforms in Arkansas?
18:28Have you gentlemen ever been State Troopers?
18:29I guess not.
18:30I'm not following your topic here.
18:31We're doing some wrestling here.
18:32Some common terms of wrestling.
18:33And what does the police from Arkansas have anything to do?
18:34Nothing.
18:35Well, nothing, then again, if you don't follow politics.
18:39I follow Johnny Polo, and you should follow him too.
18:42Right now, Marty Jannetty is following him.
18:44He's gonna be the wrestler of the year.
18:46To the back of the head, and Marty Jannetty with momentum.
18:49He's starting to cheat again.
18:56Cheat, watch this.
18:57Coming off the ropes, elbows, striking the bottom of the jaw.
19:00Nicely done by Jannetty.
19:02It's gonna take a lot more than that to sit my boy Johnny down.
19:05Coming off the rope, and down goes Johnny Polo.
19:10By the hair, did you see that?
19:12Tell me you didn't see that.
19:12Unrelated Christmas present coming up from Marty Jannetty.
19:16Jannetty, look at that.
19:18Wow, I'm impressed.
19:19Polo recovering a lot quicker than Jannetty had figured.
19:21And now, look at this.
19:23Suplex from the top rope.
19:24Here it comes.
19:25No, blocking it.
19:27Jannetty blocking it, down goes Johnny.
19:29Well, it's going Marty Jannetty's way right now, but that's fixing to change.
19:33Marty Jannetty to the top rope, point body, passed out of the door.
19:37Get out of there, get out.
19:38Yes, no.
19:39No way, no way.
19:41Don't count your apples before they grow, McMahon.
19:44Don't count what?
19:46Just don't count your apples before they grow.
19:49I see.
19:51I can tell you about a look on your face, and a look on Pierre's face.
19:54You're not liking the action, not liking it one bit right now.
19:58Look at that.
19:59Look at this.
20:00Yes, yes.
20:01Calderon, two.
20:04Hey, please, if you're going to talk to Pierre, then in English, so
20:08we can all understand, please.
20:11Oh, boy.
20:15Coming off the rope now, Johnny Polo, and.
20:17Yeah, what a kick.
20:20Wait a minute.
20:21Hey, what's going on here?
20:23Mind your business, McMahon.
20:25Now, hopefully, Pierre's going to mind his business, Martin Jannetty.
20:28With a drop kick, Polo to the outside, nicely done.
20:31And Pierre now, ladies and gentlemen, has wrapped us.
20:36Pierre over by Polo, helping him out.
20:39All right, come on, ref.
20:41Come on.
20:41A little bit of help from a friend.
20:43What's wrong with that?
20:44Because this is supposed to be a single competition.
20:46Look out.
20:46Let's help, yeah.
20:47Here comes Jannetty, spun over.
20:49He's mad.
20:50Spun over by Martin Jannetty.
20:52Shouldn't have done that.
20:53Polo and Pierre both went down.
20:55Hey, I went down.
20:58Pierre has stuck his big nose in to someone else's business,
21:03and he has paid the price.
21:05Come on, ref.
21:06Get him back in there.
21:07Martin Jannetty with great momentum.
21:08He can polish off Johnny Polo.
21:10He's going.
21:10No, wait a minute.
21:11From behind the official's back.
21:12What?
21:13What?
21:14You saw it.
21:14I didn't see nothing.
21:15Pierre just dropped Jannetty.
21:17Come on, Jannetty.
21:18Polo catches one in the gut.
21:20Jannetty on target with another kick.
21:22Martin Jannetty has the momentum.
21:24Martin Jannetty's going to win this match.
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27Martin Jannetty out to the outside, going up to the top rope.
21:30He's not doing anything.
21:31He's not doing anything.
21:32Polo, oh, come on.
21:33Come on, ref.
21:34He's helping him out.
21:35So what?
21:36Look at that.
21:37So what?
21:38Pierre Duggan's out.
21:40Unbelievable, Jannetty.
21:41Hey, I'll be there.
21:42I'll be there.
21:45Polo back in the ring.
21:48Martin Jannetty's having a take on not one, but two individuals.
21:51There's conspiracy.
21:52I can't even move from my seat.
21:54Over the top, hooks the hips.
21:56Get him over.
21:56Get him over.
21:57Get the shoulders down.
21:59Hey, turn it.
22:00Turn it around.
22:00Yeah.
22:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:03Yes, sir.
22:05We are the greatest.
22:07I've never seen anything like that ever.
22:10Johnny Polo fever.
22:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:14C'est bon, mon bien.
22:15C'est bon, mon bien.
22:16I can't believe what's going on.
22:18The only reason I'm sitting here is a compensator.
22:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:21C'est bon, mon bien.
22:23Hey, hey.
22:24C'est bon, mon bien.
22:25Johnny Polo.
22:26Well, I told you.
22:28Now, isn't Johnny Polo the greatest wrestler you've seen this year?
22:32Unfortunately, Martin Jannetty is very, very angry and justifiably so.
22:38I can't believe that Pierre would interfere.
22:41Leave his position, and you're in trouble.
22:44Now, wait a minute.
22:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:46Wait a minute.
22:47Hey.
22:49Hey, c'est bon, le roi, ça.
22:51C'est bon.
22:52Hey.
22:53Hey.
22:54Hey, Joe.
22:55Get out of here.
22:56Hey.
22:57I know, sir.
22:58I know, sir.
23:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:02Wait a minute.
23:03I think the official is trying to say that you're out of here, Pierre.
23:07I know, sir.
23:08I know, sir.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Goodbye.
23:12Come on down.
23:13Wait a minute.
23:14Take it easy, will you, please?
23:16Hey, wise guy.
23:17Take it easy.
23:18We'll be back, ladies and gentlemen.
23:21We'll figure all this out.
23:23I believe Pierre's been thrown out.
23:26We'll be back with more of Monday Night Raw.
23:29Oh, Mary Cripple's on the tape here, Paul Dianne.
23:59Ho!
24:00Hush!
24:01Hush!
24:02Ho, Yokozuna!
24:03Hush!
24:04On a dream!
24:05Dream!
24:06You understand?
24:07On a dream!
24:08This holiday season, may all your unbelievable dreams come true.
24:14Well, I'm going to tell you what, Jim Pornett, Yokozuna, Fuji,
24:19Masanabe's too happy to know that there's trick photography done with their face involved in it.
24:25I don't know about that, but listen to this, if you wouldn't look at this!
24:30Doink and Deek!
24:32Deek was an early Christmas present for Doink!
24:36You mean Doink got a little Deek for Christmas?
24:39You've got it!
24:40Ha! Ha! Ha!
24:42Mike Ray to lock up with a most unique individual,
24:48and Doink the Clown over waving at us.
24:52And there's Deek.
24:54Ha! Ha! Ha!
24:55Do you know Doink personally?
24:56I know Doink personally.
24:57They say he's got two faces.
24:59He has two faces?
25:00I see.
25:01He's a two-face, if you know what I mean.
25:03Boy, you are clever this week.
25:05Ha! Ha! Ha!
25:06However, unfortunately, Pierre was a little too clever for the official,
25:11and Pierre, ladies and gentlemen, thrown out of here.
25:14He's gone!
25:15And I would suggest to you, Jacques, if you interfere, you likely will be gone as well.
25:21Because Jacques Tunney's just not going to tolerate someone out here in the broadcast position
25:26interfering in action in the ring.
25:28Well, let me tell you something, McMahon.
25:30If Pierre got thrown out, it's because he don't have two face.
25:33And I'm going to tell you something, Jacques Tunney.
25:35If you want to interfere somewhere, why don't you go back to Lex Luger
25:38and get that steel plate out of his arm?
25:40I see.
25:42Well, you're the only one who does.
25:44Doink and Deek having a little laugh here about the ringside area.
25:50And some gum.
25:52Deek is going to give Doink some gum.
25:55A little chewing gum there to start things off.
25:57Again, most unusual athlete Doink is.
25:59There's time and place for everything.
26:01I don't know what's going on now.
26:03Doink, a great athlete, ladies and gentlemen, and a tremendous wrestler.
26:08He doesn't look it, but in terms of scientific knowledge,
26:11Doink ranks up there among the top.
26:13And Deek is going to offer Spike Gray, I believe, some gum as well.
26:18Oh, wait a minute.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:23Spike Gray going to go get a spike brain.
26:26Spike loves Spike with a chewing gum.
26:28Look at Doink and Deek.
26:31Whoa.
26:33Look out, a kick in the shins.
26:35Unbelievable.
26:36Deek's having a laugh.
26:37And now when Deek gets hit, everybody's going to complain,
26:40why are they hitting a little man?
26:41But he goes around kicking everybody.
26:44A little consultation going on.
26:47Deek and Doink.
26:48Everything's a joke, isn't it, Doink?
26:50Well, it was certainly a joke earlier on with Mr. Polo.
26:53What a joke he turned out to be.
26:55Well, it may not be a joke.
26:56Don't involve Johnny in this.
26:57It may not be a joke, Mr. Doink, when you meet Bam Bam Bigelow again.
27:02I'll agree with that.
27:03What a matchup that's going to be.
27:04Spike Gray is looking over at Deek, who's still in the top rope.
27:06Look at that.
27:07Deek nailed Spike Gray right in the nose with a hard right hand.
27:10Two pikes, one, two, yeah.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:14I wonder how things are in the backstage area right now,
27:16where Pierre's probably breaking everything.
27:19Look at this.
27:20Deek and Doink victorious on Monday Night Raw.
27:24Yes, what a picture that is.
27:27All right, standing by, ladies and gentlemen, later on,
27:29we'll take you to the Undertaker's Workshop.
27:31We'll show you the matchup with Raze Ramon.
27:34Also, highlights of the Women's Championship matchup.
27:37Right now, the Royal Rumble Report and Todd Pettengill coming at you.
27:42Hi, everybody.
27:43Hope you had a happy and safe Christmas.
27:45Welcome to your WWF Royal Rumble Report here on Monday Night Raw.
27:49My name is Todd Pettengill.
27:51We just saw Doink in action.
27:52Now, we know that Santa gave Doink Dink for Christmas,
27:55but what do you think Dink got Doink?
27:56Maybe a dog?
27:57You think Dink got Doink a dog?
27:59I'd like to welcome the Quebeckers to Monday Night Raw.
28:02I guess just Jacques at this point is left and doing a great job.
28:06You see, hooked on phonics does work.
28:08Here's a friendly reminder, we are now just over three weeks away
28:11from the WWF Royal Rumble.
28:13We come to you live from the sold-out Providence Civic Center
28:16Saturday night, January the 22nd at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific,
28:20and exclusively on pay-per-view.
28:23By the way, that was your subtle clue to make that call
28:26to your local cable company and place your order.
28:28Now that the heat's off from Christmas shopping,
28:30place your order early so you are not locked out
28:33of the most exciting night of the year in the World Wrestling Federation.
28:36Let's get right into the Royal Rumble match itself.
28:39It begins with two superstars in the ring,
28:41then every two minutes thereafter that Casio clock goes off
28:44and another superstar jumps into the action.
28:47You're alive till you get thrown over the top rope
28:49and your feet touch the floor.
28:51There are no friends on this night, only 29 other athletes to beat.
28:55Let's run the list of who's in this year's WWF Royal Rumble match so far.
29:00The Hitman, Bret Hart.
29:02The Awesome Crush from Kona, Hawaii.
29:05The Ugandan Giant, Kamala.
29:08The Rocket, Owen Hart.
29:10Plus, Doink the Clown.
29:12Mabel from Mom.
29:14Scott Steiner from Mr. and Mrs. Steiner.
29:17The Cocky, Shawn Michaels.
29:19The Big 7-Footer, Diesel.
29:22Plus, Adam Bomb.
29:24Bam Bam Bigelow.
29:26The Macho Man, Randy Savage.
29:28The Unpredictable 1-2-3 Kid.
29:31Fatu of the Head Shrinkers.
29:33Samu of the Head Shrinkers.
29:35Two Jenny Craig clients who didn't reach their ideal goal weight.
29:39And now, a Canadian transitional phrase, also scheduled to appear.
29:44Rick Steiner.
29:46Former WWF Champion, Bob Backlund.
29:48And Greg the Hammer Valentine, who makes his return to the World Wrestling Federation.
29:54Now, keep in mind, it is still possible Lex Luger could compete in the WWF Royal Rumble match
29:59if President Jack Tunney changes his mind.
30:02You heard about the Lex Luger opinion poll earlier tonight.
30:05In case you missed the number, here it is again.
30:081-900-454-4WWF.
30:12It's 99 cents a call, kids.
30:14You must be 18 years old or have your parents' permission before you call.
30:19Should WWF President Jack Tunney allow Lex Luger to participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble?
30:25I say absolutely.
30:27And you know what?
30:28Apparently, a number of you agree with me.
30:30I have an inside source at President Jack Tunney's office.
30:33That source tells me the voting is going overwhelmingly in favor of Lex Luger.
30:38That source also tells me that the President may be getting a little antsy.
30:42He has said before he will not let this opinion poll dictate policy
30:46or any of his decisions in the WWF.
30:48But he is obviously showing signs of lightening up.
30:51So keep up that pressure on the Lex Luger opinion poll.
30:54Now, let's jump right into the main event.
30:56It's a title match.
30:57It's a casket match.
30:59It's almost a new year.
31:00Might we have a new WWF champion?
31:02Yokozuna defends the gold against The Undertaker.
31:06Keep in mind, the only way you win a casket match
31:09is by stuffing your opponent inside that casket and slamming the lid.
31:13Now, the Intercontinental Championship is on the line at the WWF Royal Rumble as well.
31:18You'll hear more about that later on tonight here on Monday Night Raw.
31:21Let us move to yet another title match scheduled for the WWF Royal Rumble,
31:26the Tag Championship.
31:28The Quebecers fend off the challengers, the Hart Brothers.
31:32And it looks as if Bret and Owen have finally mended those fences for the holiday.
31:37You know, a lot of things have happened the last couple of weeks with the Hart Brothers.
31:40But, you know, the damage is done and it's over and it's water under the bridge.
31:44And the Hart Brothers are completely in focus.
31:47And that means at the Royal Rumble, the Quebecers,
31:50you're looking at the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team belts for the last time
31:54because we're going to be the champions after the Royal Rumble.
31:57That's right, Owen.
31:58That's right, Bret. You know, we're like a fine-tuned machine.
32:00We ironed out all the bugs. There's no problem between me and Bret.
32:03And we're focused for one thing.
32:05Royal Rumble, WWF Tag Team belts on the line. We're taking them away.
32:10Obviously, this has to be an exciting time in the life of Owen Hart.
32:13He is looking for his first ever title shot in the World Wrestling Federation.
32:18Right now, let's get back to half of the Tag Team Champion Quebecers.
32:22It's Jacques, along with you, Vince McMahon.
32:25Thank you very much, Todd Cuttingill.
32:27It's nice to see the Hart Boys back together again,
32:29having resolved their differences, apparently.
32:31However, I don't think it's good news for the Quebecers, is it, at the Royal Rumble?
32:35Let me tell you something, McMahon.
32:36The Harts are together temporarily because when we step into the ring
32:40and the lights are shining down on Royal Rumble right on our faces,
32:43it's going to be too much for the Harts.
32:45They're going to try to outdo each other one after the other
32:48and there's going to be another fight and we're going to keep our titles.
32:51Is that the way it's going to happen?
32:52That's the way I call it.
32:53I see. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen,
32:55as Monday Night Raw continues with the Cone of Crush.
32:58Stay with us.
33:01The Smoking Guns.
33:03With sights set on a Tag Team title,
33:06they're burning a trail to the top of the World Wrestling Federation.
33:10Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger.
33:13Two dangerous and offensive outlaws that stand in the way.
33:18Beauty and the Beast.
33:20Next week on Monday Night Raw.
33:24What a match-up that's going to be right here next week, ladies and gentlemen.
33:27Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger.
33:30Two mammoth individuals joining forces against the Smoking Guns.
33:33Who's the beauty but who's the beast between Bam Bam and Booger?
33:36I don't know. It could be Luna.
33:39But you talk about size, you talk about great competitors
33:42which leads you to this man right here, the Cone of Crush.
33:44What an impact. What an impact he's made to the World Wrestling Federation.
33:48What a credibility he is to the organization of the World Wrestling Federation.
33:52An extraordinary athlete.
33:54Mike Maraldo knowing full well he's in for a tough time with him against Crush.
33:58And Crush knows he's in for a tough time
34:01when he locks up with the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
34:05Who was victorious.
34:06A very impressive victory over Fatu several weeks ago here on Monday Night Raw.
34:10Did you see that, Vince McMahon?
34:12320 pound handstand over the rope.
34:16He landed right on his feet.
34:18I mean, Crush has some techniques, doesn't he?
34:20Has a lot of agility.
34:22No question. Take nothing away from the Cone of Crush.
34:25Randy Savage wants to take something away from him, although.
34:28And I believe he will have his opportunity.
34:30Well, I'll tell you what.
34:31That's the only reason we lost Survivor Series.
34:34The only reason against the All-American team
34:36is because Savage put his nose into our business.
34:38I see.
34:39That's not the only thing you're going to lose.
34:41I would suggest at the Royal Rumble
34:44you and your partner, or deported partner, Pierre,
34:47are likely to drop the Tag Team Championship to the Hart Brothers.
34:50Oh, you worry too much, McMahon.
34:52That's why you got gray hair.
34:55What's wrong with gray hair?
34:57And look at Crush.
34:59A series of pressing movements here
35:01with his opponent, Mike Mirado.
35:03And, oh my, down to the canvas.
35:05Yes, he is big. He is strong.
35:07Great agility. Extraordinary athlete.
35:10But he may not have the kind of intestinal fortitude
35:13that the Macho Man Randy Savage has.
35:15Savage is back in the ring, full time, full blast.
35:19The only thing Savage has going for him
35:22is the crowd behind him.
35:23But that ain't going to do the job.
35:25Oh, yeah.
35:26It's nice to see Randy Savage back doing the job
35:28with Todd Pettengill, a nice tag team on WWF Mania.
35:31It's the way to start your Saturday morning here on USA.
35:34Every Saturday morning at 10 o'clock,
35:37you can see the tag team of Pettengill and the Macho Man.
35:40You know, you've got to give some credibility
35:42to Mike Mirado.
35:43He sure has a lot of guts to step in the ring
35:45with a man like Crush.
35:46But I don't foresee a great future for him
35:48when Crush puts his squeezing brain onto him.
35:51His squeezing brain.
35:53Nonetheless, would you care to comment
35:57on what you and Pierre got for Christmas?
36:00Well, I'll tell you what.
36:01There's something.
36:02No, I don't, as a matter of fact.
36:03It's none of nobody's business.
36:04But the one thing I'd like to comment on,
36:06since you want my opinion,
36:07is why I just heard, McMahon,
36:09that you have a $5 million lawsuit in the star.
36:13You must be familiar with that situation.
36:16I'm suing the star, the newspaper,
36:19the star for $5 million?
36:20That's what I thought I read.
36:22That's not Vince McMahon.
36:23That's Ed McMahon who is suing the star.
36:25And right now, this young man, Mike Mirado,
36:28is seeing stars.
36:29They look alike.
36:30That's why I'm sorry.
36:31Crush defeating Mike Mirado rather handily.
36:36Crush managed by Mr. Fuji,
36:38who also handles Yokozuna.
36:41Fuji and Cornette sold Yokozuna out.
36:44Yokozuna's not too happy at all
36:46about having to face The Undertaker
36:48in the Royal Rumble in a casket match.
36:50Let's take you to the workshop.
36:53Oh, yes.
36:56My Undertaker has been making a list
37:00and checking it twice.
37:04Mr. Fuji's been very, very naughty.
37:08And Mr. Cornette, oh, not so nice.
37:13Oh, but for my Undertaker,
37:16tis the season to be jolly.
37:19Because Yokozuna,
37:22my Undertaker is crafting a casket for you.
37:26Bye, Dolly!
37:29Soon, Yokozuna.
37:33You, too, will be gift-wrapped.
37:39Merry Christmas, Yokozuna.
37:45Ho.
37:48Ho.
37:51Ho.
37:55This holiday season,
37:56just remember these careful words of wisdom.
37:59You're gonna have a good time.
38:01You're gonna be partying
38:02and you're gonna be celebrating.
38:03But don't ever forget for one second
38:06that you can't make that one big, deadly mistake.
38:09Just remember one thing.
38:10Don't drink and drive.
38:16Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:17Former World Wrestling Federation Champion,
38:19the Hitman Bret Hart.
38:21Speaking of champions, however,
38:22let's take you back and show you the finals.
38:24It was the Women's World Wrestling Federation
38:26Championship Tournament
38:27that took place several weeks ago.
38:29We have highlights for you.
38:30It's Heidi Lee Morgan
38:31squaring off against Alondra Blaze.
38:34Let's take a look at these highlights.
38:36Hi, I'm Alondra Blaze.
38:38The WWF just finished
38:39the Women's World Championship Tournament.
38:41It has come down to the last two women.
38:44Myself and Heidi Lee Morgan.
38:46A very good wrestler.
38:47I have enough confidence to be the champion.
38:50Do you?
38:52Alondra Blaze,
38:53I went through the same women you went through.
38:55You think you're gonna walk out of this tournament
38:57being the champion?
38:59I think not, see you play.
39:01I am going to be the
39:03World Wrestling Federation Champion.
39:05Just you watch and see.
39:29Uh-huh.
39:47Ladies and gentlemen,
39:49the winner of this match
39:51and new
39:53World Wrestling Federation
39:55Women's Champion
39:57Alondra Blaze.
40:00Congratulations to our great competitor,
40:02our great athlete,
40:03and a great new champion,
40:05Alondra Blaze.
40:06And speaking of champions,
40:07we'll be right back
40:08with Razor Ramon, the Bandit.
40:28Whoa, baby!
40:30We're back with Monday Night Raw.
40:33And take a look at the bad guy,
40:35Razor Ramon.
40:37However, conspicuous by its absence
40:39is the gold that Razor normally wears around his neck.
40:42I've noticed this too,
40:43but McMahon's up his wall.
40:45He's up his wall.
40:46He's up his wall.
40:47He's up his wall.
40:48He's up his wall.
40:49He's up his wall.
40:50He's up his wall.
40:51He's up his wall.
40:52He's up his wall.
40:53He's up his wall.
40:54He's up his wall.
40:55He's up his wall.
40:56McMahon's up his wall.
40:58No, that's quang.
41:00What do you mean, something quang?
41:02Oh, you are a riot.
41:05Let me tell you something,
41:06come Royal Rumble,
41:08IRS is going to take care of Chico Face once and for all.
41:11You think so?
41:12I know so.
41:13Well, Razor Ramon will be in action momentarily.
41:19Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
41:23WWF Royal Rumble now on Super NES and Genesis.
41:26Incredible 16-meg action.
41:28It's perfect.
41:29No holds barred.
41:30WWF Royal Rumble.
41:31Proof.
41:33We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
41:34Derek Domino, the lockup of Razor Ramon.
41:37You know, earlier I spoke to Derek Domino
41:39and he made me a promise, McMahon.
41:41What did he promise you?
41:42He said he was going to deliver Razor Ramon
41:44in 30 minutes or less.
41:48Not anymore.
41:49He'll do the best he can, I'm sure,
41:51but will that be enough?
41:52Razor Ramon underneath.
41:53Oh, nice fireman carry takedown.
41:55You know, I can't forget what happened three weeks ago
41:58when Shawn Michaels took Razor Ramon
42:02and edged him about two or three times in a row.
42:04Wasn't that the greatest thing that happened to Razor Ramon?
42:07No, I don't think so.
42:08And you question whether or not Razor is back at full capacity.
42:10And I guess we can find out here tonight
42:12with Domino taking it to him right now.
42:14Derek Domino with a chop underneath the throat.
42:16And another one.
42:17I talked to Razor Ramon just earlier
42:19and I can tell you that he's not full capacity.
42:22How could you tell that?
42:23Just by talking to him.
42:25Razor Ramon!
42:26And Domino flies to the air.
42:30Razor Ramon looking forward to IRS
42:33looking forward, ladies and gentlemen.
42:35You know what I think?
42:36I think that Fidel Castro's daughter
42:38should be sent back to Cuba.
42:40Hey, wait a minute.
42:41I think that's conspiracy on the part
42:44of Jack Teddy and Razor Ramon.
42:47Now, wait a minute.
42:48I thought you said earlier
42:49you don't have anything to do with politics.
42:50And what do you know about whom
42:52should be allowed into this country?
42:54I mean, you and Pierre, the Quebecers.
42:57Well, at least we own a green card.
43:00Look at that maneuver by Razor Ramon.
43:02He means business.
43:04Razor Ramon, no doubt, somewhere down the line
43:07will clash with Shawn Michaels
43:09and have an opportunity to even the score.
43:11And Razor headed to the Royal Rumble
43:14defending Intercontinental Championship
43:16against IRS.
43:17And several weeks ago
43:19we looked into the briefcase here
43:21on Monday Night Raw of IRS
43:23and we saw, at least we thought we saw
43:25Razor's gold that he used to wear around his neck.
43:27Yeah, you think a lot.
43:28But one thing for sure
43:29that Razor Ramon don't shine anymore.
43:32Oh boy, you're something.
43:34By the way, tomorrow the critics say it's a knockout.
43:36Take a gripping look into the life
43:38of a complex man, fallen champ.
43:41The name of the movie?
43:42No, that's Razor Ramon.
43:43No, the untold story of Mike Tyson.
43:46The USA movie.
43:47Tomorrow night at 9, 8 central.
43:49Oh, I thought you meant when you said falling champ.
43:53Razor Ramon now.
43:54Uh-oh, look at this.
43:55Wraps him up, abdominal stretch.
43:57And this could do it.
43:59That's not domino stretch.
44:01Domino trying to hang on.
44:03It's abdominal stretch.
44:06Well, Domino after this matchup
44:08may be headed to a pizza hut.
44:10Look at the look in his eyes
44:12of Razor Ramon.
44:15Razor Ramon certainly no little Caesar
44:17to say the least.
44:18And Razor releases the hold.
44:20And the bad guy's in complete control.
44:22And you think there's something going on
44:24with Razor Ramon and Fidel Castro's daughter?
44:28Yeah, why don't you go ask Jack Tunney?
44:30He knows all about it too.
44:31Jack Tunney is Canadian.
44:32What does he know about it?
44:34Are you insinuating that Jack Tunney and...
44:36In case you didn't know,
44:37he is the president of the World Wrestling Federation.
44:39I understand that.
44:40He knows everything.
44:41He does, huh?
44:42And he should know also that we are
44:43the greatest tag team that ever existed.
44:45And he must also know whether or not
44:47you and your tag team partner
44:49ever dressed up, as we said before,
44:51in state trooper uniforms in Arkansas.
44:54Did you take a New Year's resolution
44:55this year so far, McMahon?
44:57Oh, it looks like Razor Ramon just made one.
45:02Well, me and Pierre took one.
45:04You took one what?
45:06We took a resolution for this year.
45:08And what is it?
45:09We're gonna teach Pierre how to speak English.
45:12Oh, congratulations.
45:13Maybe someone will teach you as well.
45:15And look at this.
45:16That's very funny.
45:17And the canvas.
45:18Very funny.
45:19You know, that probably reminds him
45:20of Shawn Michaels right there
45:21when he falls on his head like that domino.
45:23And a three count.
45:27Weren't you in great company this week, McMahon?
45:29Tell me the truth.
45:30Was I in great company this week?
45:32I mean, in great company.
45:35Well, I don't know.
45:36I was different.
45:37How's that?
45:38Your best, best TV show you've ever made.
45:40Congratulations.
45:41Is that right?
45:42Thank you very much.
45:43I'll accept the congratulations.
45:45I'm gonna miss Pierre.
45:46Happy New Year.
45:47I'm gonna miss you too.
45:48All you Frenchmen out there.
45:49Kind of like you missed a toothache.
45:51Razor Ramon victorious.
45:56Next week, right here on Monday Night Raw,
45:57the tag team combination of the Smoking Guns
45:59will square off against the Bohemian combination
46:02of Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger.
46:04What about it?
46:05Well, let me tell you.
46:06It's gonna be a big one.
46:08Also scheduled to join us, Double J, as in Jeff Jarrett.
46:11Quite an accomplished wrestler.
46:12Oh, Double J.
46:13Almost the greatest wrestler that ever hit the WWF.
46:16Almost, huh?
46:17Well, speaking of maybe the greatest,
46:19I don't know in terms of championship, at least.
46:21Scheduled to join us right here on Monday Night Raw next week,
46:24the World Wrestling Federation champion, Nuko Zuna.
46:27Well, he takes his own place in the WWF.
46:29He deserves a hand right now.
46:31He does, huh?
46:32I'll give you my hand.
46:33And don't forget, next week,
46:34your co-host is Johnny Polo,
46:36right here on Monday Night Raw.
46:37Join us next week for more action on Monday Night Raw.