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00:30Please slow down.
00:32Please speak a little slower.
01:00Oh, sorry.
01:02Sorry, I made the same mistake again.
01:04Is it that you want to live in my apartment?
01:07Come on, you have to admit that the floor number system here is very strange.
01:11Why are you panting?
01:13What? Oh.
01:15Yes, I'm coming back after 5 miles.
01:18But I don't know how many kilometers it is.
01:20Can I get you some water?
01:22Because the fifth floor is very high.
01:23No, I'm getting late for office.
01:25But I won't knock on your door again.
01:27No problem.
01:29You can knock whenever you want.
01:33You are very funny.
01:38Sorry.
02:00I love to see you running.
02:21Good evening.
02:26You are crazy.
02:30You are not that bad.
02:34French is a very funny language.
02:36Why is there no love ploop instead of love ploop?
02:40It depends on which ploop you are talking about.
02:43Look, I know all of you are not happy that I came here.
02:46And my French is a little bad.
02:49Just a little.
02:50Okay.
02:51I don't know how it feels.
02:52But I have some ideas.
02:54Shall I tell you about Delors' marketing?
02:56Give it to me.
02:59Delors.
03:00Delors.
03:01Delors.
03:02Delors.
03:04Delors.
03:05Delors.
03:06Delors.
03:07Delors.
03:08Delors.
03:09It would be better if you stay away from this account.
03:11I read the marketing plan before coming to Paris.
03:13There are some shortcomings.
03:15Really? What is that?
03:16The style of the ad campaign is very old.
03:18They didn't put anything on social media.
03:20They didn't tell me, but the project is about to launch.
03:23Really?
03:24The party is tonight.
03:25Tonight?
03:26Don't you tell me?
03:29Look, I don't agree with your style.
03:33You want to spread the product everywhere.
03:36You want to reach everyone.
03:38You want to open doors.
03:40And I want to close them.
03:42We work with expensive brands.
03:44They should have a secret.
03:49And you don't have that.
03:51You are like an open book.
03:57Maybe you are right.
03:59But you can't see what I see from the outside.
04:03You will never understand my point of view.
04:05Because I am neither sophisticated nor French.
04:09And I am not like you.
04:10Sexy, stylish, je ne sais quoi.
04:13But I am the customer who wants it.
04:16You are not.
04:17Because you have it.
04:18What do you need a product for?
04:22So you want to come to this party.
04:25Bien sûr.
04:27Okay, come at 8.
04:29I'll be there.
04:31Do you have any tips?
04:34No.
04:56Mmm.
04:59You are here.
05:01Stop eating.
05:02Why are you eating?
05:03I'm sorry.
05:04But this is very tasty.
05:05I'm hungry.
05:06Then smoke a cigarette.
05:07I don't smoke.
05:08Who did I ask?
05:10You shouldn't smoke either.
05:12Bonsoir.
05:13Salve.
05:14Paul.
05:15Sawa.
05:16Edouard.
05:17Antoine.
05:18Emily.
05:19You look different.
05:20De bell.
05:21Merci.
05:22Emily came from America a few days ago.
05:24Oh.
05:25Antoine Lambert.
05:26And my wife, Catherine.
05:28Enchanté.
05:29Enchanté à vous.
05:30Antoine is the owner of Maison Lavaux.
05:32And France's best nose.
05:35Yes, the nose is quite long and sharp.
05:39He's not talking about my nose.
05:41Here, a perfumer is called a nose.
05:43The one who makes the scent.
05:45Emily doesn't understand French at all.
05:49And why did you come to Paris?
05:50To share my American point of view.
05:52From a marketing point of view.
05:53And what do you think?
05:54What does your point of view say?
05:56Your product is so amazing and sexy
05:58that it can make women of all ages pregnant.
06:00And that's why I came here.
06:02Sorry.
06:04Sorry.
06:05No problem.
06:06Sorry.
06:07It's a long story.
06:08Please.
06:09I would like to hear it.
06:10Oh, we can be active on social media.
06:12Last year, my company, I mean, we
06:14did a vaccine market to stop the chikungunya virus.
06:16And we filled the entire internet with such amazing content
06:19that the tourism of Virgin Islands increased by 30% because of us.
06:22If someone googles,
06:23tropical beach, vacation, or paradise,
06:25or topless beach selfie,
06:27they would see our product.
06:29Oh, and the best part is that we can track
06:32who said what, and how much they used it.
06:34What is she saying?
06:37MyClay's Juliet is waiting for you.
06:40Please come.
06:42Good ideas.
06:44It was nice meeting you.
06:47Are you crazy?
06:49Who talks about work at a party?
06:51He did.
06:52Then you should have changed the topic.
06:54We're at a party, not a conference call.
06:57Oh, Mundu.
07:12So, how is it in Paris?
07:14Very good.
07:15I mean, who wouldn't like it?
07:18I'm sorry.
07:19I was talking about work.
07:21Sometimes I get too excited.
07:24I forgot this was a party.
07:27Cheers.
07:28Sonte.
07:31You didn't put on perfume.
07:33I didn't. I'm sorry.
07:35Wait.
07:38Try a little here.
07:41Now, put it on here.
07:50It suits you.
07:53It smells really good.
07:55I don't normally like perfume.
07:58But why?
07:59It's like wearing a sexy dress.
08:02It gives you confidence.
08:03You look sexy.
08:04You look happy.
08:06And if the perfume is right, you can even turn it on.
08:09I'll remember all that when I make marketing plans.
08:12It's important to think like a user.
08:15And what do you think about it?
08:17What does it smell like?
08:21Flowers?
08:23Leather?
08:25Musk?
08:27And a little sweat.
08:28But I think it's mine.
08:31It's like a beautiful poetry.
08:33Zinnia.
08:35What are you saying?
08:36Like a beautiful poetry?
08:38Wow.
08:39Okay, put it on.
08:41And see how you feel.
08:43Or the men around you.
08:45Or the women.
08:46Whatever you like.
08:47I like men.
08:50I mean, I date men.
08:54Then you'll have to find a very good boyfriend for yourself.
08:58This is a good way to learn a language.
09:00On the bed.
09:01I have a boyfriend in Chicago.
09:04And we're getting engaged.
09:06And he's coming here very soon.
09:08Then it's impossible to learn French.
09:11I'm glad our team is American.
09:13We'll learn from each other.
09:21Expensive sex.
09:24Excuse me?
09:25It smells the same.
09:27Like expensive sex.
09:30Well.
09:32It's better than a cheap date.
09:36It'll be fun working with you.
09:39I'd like to know more about you.
09:41Amelie.
09:43Hi.
10:00Bonjour.
10:01Amelie.
10:02Bonjour, Julian.
10:07Hey.
10:08The party last night was great.
10:10Antoine is very impressed with you.
10:12He wants you to take care of his account.
10:14Really?
10:15That's great.
10:16I thought I was too excited.
10:18Oh.
10:19I'd love to help you.
10:21But we discussed that Amelie will work on Vagina.
10:25What's Vagina?
10:27The tablet that makes the vagina soft.
10:30I'm sorry?
10:31The tablets that melt.
10:32Which wets the vaginas of old women.
10:34As women age, their vagina...
10:38It has a problem with being soft.
10:40I understand.
10:41Good.
10:42I'm glad you learned a new word.
10:44So Amelie will work on Vagina?
10:46Yes.
10:47It's a very important product.
10:49Very important.
10:50So start with the important.
10:52Then slowly move towards luxury.
10:54Yes, exactly.
10:55And if you have the experience of pharmaceuticals,
10:57then this will be perfect.
10:59Of course.
11:00Good.
11:01Good.
11:03Oh.
11:04One more thing.
11:05Last night, you were...
11:07You were a little too friendly with Antoine.
11:10What?
11:11No.
11:12He was talking a little too much to you.
11:15That's because he's French.
11:18Do you think he's handsome?
11:20No.
11:21No.
11:22He's married.
11:23His wife was there.
11:24So you think he's handsome.
11:26He's a client.
11:27He's also married.
11:29Exactly.
11:30And his wife is very nice.
11:32And she's a good friend of mine.
11:34I'll send you all the material on Vagina.
11:40Okay.
11:46I want to tell you something.
11:49Sylvie is Antoine's wife.
12:10Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:19Oh.
12:21Oh.
12:24Oh.
12:26Oh.
12:41Really?
12:44Of course.
12:46Why?
13:11Ah.
13:12Cute alert.
13:17Ah.
13:18Bon appetit.
13:21Santé.
13:22Santé.
13:33Zipper King?
13:40Hahaha.
14:07Oh.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11I'm very happy.
14:12Because I love my freedom.
14:14If I was in China, I would be living a very messy life now.
14:18You know what's funny?
14:19Grandmothers raised me, and I'm a grandmother now.
14:22I'm very happy you came here.
14:25Oh.
14:26This steak is completely raw.
14:27Oh.
14:28Excuse me.
14:29Pa John wants here.
14:30Oui.
14:31Um.
14:32I told him to cook it for me, but I can still see blood in it.
14:35I'll have my rice on steak.
14:36Mieux cuit, s'il vous plaĂźt.
14:37Uh.
14:38Yes.
14:42Ahem.
14:44Uh.
14:45Don't ever order a dish called ReDevo.
14:46What's that?
14:47Rice with mutton?
14:48No.
14:49See?
14:50I thought so too.
14:51I don't know.
14:52It's like brain, but it tastes like vomit.
14:53Hahaha.
14:55The chef says this steak is absolutely right.
14:59Um.
15:00It might be right for him, but not for me.
15:03It's my advice.
15:04Try it.
15:05Um.
15:06Give my advice to someone else.
15:07Oh, no, no.
15:08No, no, no.
15:09Come on.
15:10Customers are always right.
15:11No.
15:12Customers are never right in Paris.
15:13Okay, then.
15:14I'll teach that chef about customer service.
15:17Do you think you can change the way French people talk?
15:23Gabrielle.
15:24Emily.
15:27Mindy.
15:28Are you the chef here?
15:30Oui.
15:31Is there a problem?
15:32Yes.
15:33This chef.
15:34No.
15:35I love it.
15:36Everything is perfect here.
15:37Nothing happened.
15:38If you want, I can burn it for you.
15:40But try it once.
15:42Yes.
15:43You have to try it once.
15:47Hmm.
15:48Okay.
15:53Hmm.
15:54Hmm.
15:55Hmm.
15:56Hmm.
15:57It's cooked and a little soft.
15:59See?
16:00I knew you'd like it.
16:02Hmm.
16:03Bon appétit, ladies.
16:04Hmm.
16:05Bon appétit.
16:07I feel like eating with this.
16:09Hmm.
16:10Hmm.
16:11Hmm.
16:12Hmm.
16:28Hmm.
16:36Hmm.
16:37Hmm.
16:38Ha.
16:39Hey, you're still at the airport, right?
16:52I packed my bags, took a day off from work, and then I thought, what am I going to do
17:00there all day?
17:01What?
17:02There's a lot.
17:03Look at the views.
17:04Paris is famous for its views.
17:05Oh, I'm alone?
17:06You're going to be at work, aren't you?
17:10Um, lunch time here is really long, and if I'm with you for three hours in the Louvre,
17:16no one will even know, you know?
17:19You didn't cancel for the Cubs, did you?
17:22No.
17:23Because we can watch games on the sling box.
17:26You won't miss a single game.
17:28Look, it's not about a game.
17:30Then what is it, Doug?
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21:20I made a big mistake.
21:23I shouldn't have come here.
21:25No, it's good that you came here.
21:27Otherwise, you'd be with the man who's stuck in Chicago.
21:30Look, I feel like I'm an alien here.
21:32I can't fit in here.
21:33And forget the French, everything here goes above my head.
21:37Do you know that there are circles in every corner here?
21:39So that outsiders like us get confused.
21:42It's weird to think about it, but it's very beautiful.
21:45So don't think, just feel it.
21:47Yes, but in the process of feeling, what if I drown?
21:51Maybe I'm not made for this city.
21:54I thought it would be adventurous.
21:55Yes, it will be.
21:56Maybe much more than I thought.
22:00I didn't think I'd have to live here alone.
22:03You're not alone.
22:05Now you have a friend here.
22:09Paris is an exciting city.
22:11There's magic here every moment.
22:13So I don't know what the next moment will be.
22:21These kids.
22:24Everything will be fine.
22:37Madame Macron.
22:54This is the end.
22:56You're going to miss me.
22:58You're going to forget us as soon as you step foot in the city.
23:00Sold and abandoned, that's what we are.
23:02You know nothing will change.
23:04And the girl?
23:05What, the girl is that bad?
23:09She's tiring.
23:10At least she's hot.
23:13It could have been worse.
23:14No, I like her.
23:15A check is enough for you.
23:18No, but...
23:22Oh, fuck.
23:24What?
23:25I have a message from the president of Vagas Jeunes.
23:27Brigitte Macron just posted on her Twitter account
23:30something about their product.
23:31What?
23:32And it comes from Emilie's Instagram account.
23:34Oh, wow.
23:35Huh? Brigitte Macron?
23:36Brigitte Macron.
23:38The client is on his toes.
23:39Vagas Jeunes is not masculine.
23:41That's for sure.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:55Emilie!
23:56Emilie!
23:57Come, have lunch with us.
23:58Come.
24:04I miss you.
24:08Please.
24:10Looks like you saw the post.
24:12Yes, yes.
24:14Emilie, you made my last day here very memorable.
24:18I'm happy.
24:21Yes, well done, Emilie.
24:22Looks like there's a new chapter in the conversation.
24:25Thank you, Sylvie.
24:26I'm happy to work with you.
24:29To our own American Vagas Jeunes.
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