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00:00Welcome everyone to Monday Night Live.
00:29Welcome to our setting of last week's Savage Crush Summit.
00:36How about it, McMahon, along with Bobby the Brain Hidden.
00:39And this week, we'll take you back and show you footage of that summit.
00:43And you'll also see in action the same crush.
00:46You got it wrong, McMahon.
00:48It was the Crush Savage Summit.
00:51What about this matchup this week?
00:53The one, two, three kid squares off against Martin Jannetty.
00:56Should be a great one.
00:57That's like two points for 90210 fighting out.
01:02And we're also gonna be seeing a true gentleman, a man you have to admire.
01:07And he was undefeated.
01:08I'm talking about Lubeg Barga.
01:12And look out, cuz they're in the house.
01:14Men on a mission.
01:16He is brief, and he is old.
01:18He's an 18-wheeler, and his name is Diesel.
01:23All right, let's take you back now, ladies and gentlemen, and show you highlights of
01:26last week's Savage Crush Summit.
01:29I have to keep correcting you.
01:31It is Crush Savage Summit.
01:33Let's go back to the footage.
01:36Yes, it was just last Monday night.
01:38In the spirit of nations resolving their differences,
01:41two World Wrestling Federation superpowers met determined to bring to the table
01:45their complaints to men striving for peace.
01:50The Savage Crush Summit began rather inauspiciously when Crush shocked
01:54the world with his hostile ambassador, Mr. Fuji.
01:58I'll tell you what, I'm through talking.
02:00I just came out here to give you one last warning, Macho Man.
02:05Stay out of my life.
02:07Stay out of my business.
02:09But most importantly of all, you better stay out of my way.
02:13Hostile indeed.
02:15It's too late.
02:17These people are cool.
02:19Each one of these people and all over the world have made mistakes.
02:23And you're making one right now.
02:26Shake my hand.
02:27The offer of peace apparently accepted.
02:32The two men left with arms raised in the victory of reconciliation.
02:37But then Crush's true colors, his true colors,
02:43his true colors have been revealed.
02:49But then Crush's true colors, his true intentions blasting the unsuspected Macho Man.
02:56Fuji's treacherous influence apparent on the traitorous Crush as he landed blow after blow.
03:03Crush's rage elevated his awesome strength to new heights
03:07as he lifted Randy Savage above his head.
03:11Randy Savage from there down across on the steel barrier,
03:15suffering a lacerated tongue.
03:18But that was just the beginning.
03:20Fuji then went to the big guy in his arsenal.
03:23WWF champion, Yokozuna, climbed upon the second rope.
03:28And then from there, down into the chest of the Macho Man, finishing Savage off.
03:35There's your Macho Man, McMahon.
03:40Yes, indeed.
03:41That was the last week, ladies and gentlemen.
03:43We would like to wish well the recuperative efforts of the Macho Man,
03:46Randy Savage, who is watching this program.
03:50Randy Savage, unquestionably, to return shortly to action and
03:53return here to the broadcast booth.
03:55Unfortunately, thanks to that man right there,
03:57Randy Savage suffering the effects of a lacerated tongue.
04:01Speaking of that, you know, I saw him the other day,
04:03standing out in front of Nate Mills, Delphus Henson, and Beverly Hills.
04:07Randy Savage?
04:07Yes, he heard they had a sale on tongue.
04:12Don't start this week.
04:13That's no laughing matter.
04:15Do not start that.
04:16You know what he said?
04:17He was standing there with the maitre d', he said, yeah, you dig it?
04:20You see, he can't talk.
04:26A very, very painful injury.
04:27We all can relate to that lacerated tongue.
04:29We all, from time to time, have bitten our tongue before.
04:31I wish you'd bite yours, Bobby.
04:33Phil Apollo opposing the Mighty Crush.
04:37And Crush wasting no time at all using his aggressive tactics.
04:41Didn't get in any trouble eating Slim Jims with a bad tongue.
04:44Apollo the Dropkick.
04:45Phil Apollo back up, flips him across the jaw.
04:48Apollo, wait a minute.
04:50Look at that.
04:51Crush catching those punches in midair and now making Apollo suffer.
04:56You know, you can see Mr. Fuji's influence here, McMahon,
04:59because he doesn't have that smile like he used to have
05:01when Crush would walk down the aisle.
05:03Now it's just determination in those eyes.
05:06He doesn't want to beat anybody up with a combination of holds.
05:09He wants to put somebody in the hospital.
05:11Crush was an awesome threat before.
05:14Look at this.
05:15Beating up with Mr. Fuji.
05:17But now when you take a look at his physical characteristics,
05:20six feet seven, he has a 91-pound weight advantage over Phil Apollo.
05:25And with Mr. Fuji's mind behind that brawn.
05:29Oh, my.
05:30And he has a whole tongue in his head.
05:32All right.
05:33You know it, you dig it?
05:35I could not believe, along with, I believe,
05:38the majority of the world watching what was happening last week.
05:43Because I thought Randy Savage had talked some sense into Crush.
05:48Crush merely was setting up Randy Savage the whole time.
05:52He and Mr. Fuji.
05:54And then the insult added to the injury, Yokozuna.
05:59What an unbelievable conspiracy that we saw last week.
06:03Well, what about Savage's conspiracy?
06:06What are you talking about?
06:07How come he didn't help Crush when he was injured?
06:09He pulled him out of the ring after the fourth time, right?
06:11After Yokozuna dropped on him four times.
06:13Would you let your best friend get hit by a car four times?
06:16No, you'd pull him out of the way.
06:18Savage was using Crush.
06:19He was stabbing him in the back.
06:21He was jealous of this man.
06:22That's what happened, McMahon.
06:23Dig it?
06:25I'm sorry, Bobby.
06:26I don't see it that way at all.
06:28Well, I'm lucky now.
06:28I got rid of one of my broadcast colleagues.
06:30I beg your pardon?
06:31I got rid of Beavis now.
06:32I just got to find out how to get rid of you, butthead.
06:35And the whole show's mine.
06:37Way up above Phil Apollo.
06:39Crush just drops him down to the canvas.
06:45And Crush getting a bit of instruction
06:47from Mr. Fuji on the outside.
06:52Crush waiting, slapping out submission hold on Phil Apollo.
06:57Crush with unbelievable strength.
06:59And down goes Apollo.
07:01And I've seen people try to jump in the air,
07:03try to kick out of there.
07:04This man's hands are like a vice, like a steel vice.
07:07Here is your winner, Crush.
07:11Crush is victorious.
07:13And Randy Savage, we know you're looking on.
07:15Wait a minute.
07:16What?
07:16We've got Randy on headset here.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Oh, he's going to talk about Mr. Fuji in the flag.
07:22Just a minute.
07:22Go ahead, Savage.
07:23Mr. Fuji is now waving the flag.
07:26And he's in the ring with Crush, the man that hurt my time.
07:29Up next, ladies and gentlemen, Marty
07:31Giannetti opposing the 1, 2, 3 Kid.
07:35Now, those two are going to be tag team partners
07:37at the Survivor Series.
07:39But here on Monday Night Raw, oh, look at that.
07:41They will oppose each other.
07:43Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
07:45Standing by with a comment on that matchup, Johnny Polo.
07:49Hell, yeah.
07:49Marty Giannetti versus the 1, 2, 3 Kid.
07:52Ooh, what a bunch of rough housers.
07:53That's going to be a manly contest.
07:55Ooh, stop it.
07:56Ooh, ooh, that hurts.
07:57Ooh, ooh.
07:58Man, I'm a manager, and I could beat either one of those two.
08:00Heck, I could beat them both with both arms
08:03tied behind my back.
08:04What a bunch of losers.
08:05Pfft.
08:06Heh, heh, heh.
08:091, 2, 3.
08:12Oh, yeah.
08:131, 2, 3.
08:14That'll be the sound you hear at the family team
08:17matchup in the Survivor Series.
08:19Ray Combs will be there when the king, the undisputed king,
08:24Jesse, the king lover, brings all of his knights to the ring
08:28and squares off against four of the Hart male
08:32members of the family.
08:35And Stu Hart will be at ringside all 93 years of age.
08:38I do believe he's in his 70s, however,
08:40and he will be actively managing four
08:43of his sons in the squared circle.
08:46I know that gray suit he wears is 70 years old,
08:48but I don't know about him.
08:51The family feud in Takamata feud.
08:54As we mentioned before the break,
08:56Marty Jannetty and the 1, 2, 3 kid
08:59actually teaming up at the Survivor Series.
09:02They're joining forces with Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon,
09:06squaring off against the model Rick Martel,
09:09his partners Diesel, IRS, and Adam Bomb.
09:13The tag team elimination headed your way Thanksgiving Eve
09:18on pay-per-view at the Survivor Series.
09:20You know, speaking of family feuds and stuff,
09:22did you know over the weekend the top grossing movie
09:25was the Beverly Hillbillies?
09:27Is that right?
09:27Did you know that?
09:28And today is Minnie Pearl's birthday.
09:31All right, always a long time.
09:32She's 81 years old.
09:33She'd be here, but Jim Ross is busy out with her right now
09:36going over to Willard Scott, seeing
09:37if he can get their picture on it.
09:39I'll wait just a moment.
09:40Speaking of Jim Ross, Jim Ross, the host of Radio WWF,
09:44and two of his guests last Saturday night
09:46were the two men in the ring right now,
09:49making reference to the importance
09:51of this particular matchup, notwithstanding
09:53their joint effort at the Survivor Series.
09:56And he also co-hosts Wrestling Challenge with me.
09:59And he's been wearing Christ tags
10:00lately in all his cowboy clothes.
10:02That's why I figured he knows Minnie.
10:05Minnie Pearl, longtime superstar.
10:09You know what her real name is?
10:11Minnie Pearl?
10:12Yeah, her real name is Leona Helmsley.
10:14No, but I do believe Leona's in the news, as a matter of fact.
10:18She's out, isn't she?
10:20Do they know it?
10:21She went over the wall?
10:23No, no, no, I don't mean that.
10:24I mean, she's been released, and we wish her well.
10:27I wonder, just in time for Halloween,
10:29I wonder if there's any correlation there.
10:31I don't know about it.
10:32Nice takedown.
10:33Well, Leona will keep the light on.
10:38Marty Jannetty and the 1, 2, 3 Kid, each one.
10:41Nice sit-out there.
10:42Each one has enjoyed a great deal of success
10:43here on Monday Night Raw.
10:45You will recall the 1, 2, 3 Kid coming
10:47into prominence with a tremendous upset victory
10:50over Raze Ramon some months back.
10:52And Marty Jannetty became the Intercontinental Champion
10:55here on Monday Night Raw, defeating Shawn Michaels.
10:58Well, that was a fluke.
10:59Mr. Perfect was involved in that one,
11:01as Raze Ramon didn't take the Kid seriously.
11:05That's where you make a mistake.
11:06That's where a guy like this punk kid
11:07can go right up behind you in 1, 2, 3.
11:09He's a winner.
11:10Uh-huh.
11:11Well, they're both winners, as far as I'm concerned.
11:13Both tremendous competitors.
11:15Jannetty trying to find a measure of escape here,
11:17understanding Memer Lock.
11:23Well, my good buddy Johnny Paul, I bet he could beat,
11:25I bet you he could beat both of them at the same time
11:27with one hand tied behind his back on his knees.
11:30Well, I think that's a little exaggeration.
11:31We have yet to see Mr. Polo in action.
11:33I have no idea what he can really do in a square circle.
11:36He was the Cy Young Award winner at T-Ball, he told me.
11:39The man's a tremendous athlete.
11:40Cy Young Award winner at T-Ball?
11:44Well, the league he played in was very competitive.
11:49Go ahead.
11:50There we go now with a nice, whoa,
11:52wait a minute, take a look at this.
11:53Wide open maneuver by Jannetty.
11:55Elbow misses all the way around a 360 there,
11:57over the back now, and off the rope.
12:00Over, Jannetty underneath.
12:02Jannetty coming right back in 1, 2, 3, kid.
12:05Nice, there he goes, kick out.
12:06Nicely done.
12:08Oh, ha, look at that.
12:09The June Taylor dances.
12:11Wow, that's amazing.
12:13You know, some wrestlers will say
12:15that it's such a refreshing change to get in the ring
12:17and knowing that somebody's not going to kick your teeth
12:19and you can match your ability against his ability.
12:22What a refreshing change that is.
12:24I don't know, I don't see it that way.
12:25I like, you ever step on a guy's windpipe really hard?
12:28Hey, wait a minute.
12:29That's some, we're talking some fun times here now.
12:31Please.
12:33Imagine what kind of fun you'd have on Halloween.
12:37Standing side, head locked down.
12:38On Beverly Hills, we don't go door to door begging for food.
12:41We don't, it's not like they send their chauffeur to do it.
12:44I see.
12:48And the 1, 2, 3, kid trying to hang on
12:50and Jannetty almost powering his way out,
12:52trying to step through, gain a little advantage there.
12:56To the rope.
12:581, 2, 3, kid underneath Marty Jannetty
13:00and the kid on top of Jannetty.
13:02He's got him.
13:031, 2, and no.
13:05Almost a count of three.
13:09Marty Jannetty with a bit more experience,
13:11quite a bit more experience.
13:12With a bit more hair.
13:13As compared to the 1, 2, 3, kid.
13:16He's got hair like Julia Roberts.
13:17Who does?
13:18Marty Jannetty.
13:20At least he's not pregnant.
13:23That's right.
13:25She's due in April, isn't she?
13:27Marty Jannetty?
13:28No, Julia Roberts.
13:29As a matter of fact, Julia Roberts, we understand,
13:32is going to have a baby.
13:34Hopefully, the baby will look like her.
13:36I wonder if Booger knows.
13:37Booger who?
13:38Ashton.
13:39Oh, my!
13:40Everybody, 1, 2, 3, kid to cover the count.
13:43Only a count of two.
13:45Wow.
13:47Both men very explosive here.
13:50Marty Jannetty in the 1, 2, 3, kid.
13:51Now, the kid using his feet as he knows full well how to do.
13:55Jannetty, coming off the ropes.
13:57And they're going to be partners at the Survivor Series.
13:59Oh, my!
14:02Wait a minute.
14:03What is this?
14:04Johnny Polo.
14:05Johnny Polo.
14:081, 2.
14:10You know what Johnny Polo told me?
14:11His good friend, William Kennedy Smith,
14:14is not going to be coming to the World Wrestling Federation,
14:16and he's not going to be one of Lawler's Knights,
14:18no matter how good a fighter he is.
14:21The matchup continues when we return.
14:29Jannetty now, coming off the ropes.
14:31Over to the 1, 2, 3, kid.
14:32Right back at him.
14:33Look at that maneuver.
14:33Johnny Polo with a trip.
14:35They're going to cover Lawler, too.
14:37And a kick out by Jannetty.
14:38But why would Johnny Polo?
14:39Wait a minute now.
14:40He doesn't manage.
14:42This is interesting.
14:43Hey, is he going to manage the 1, 2, 3, kid?
14:46Oh, my!
14:47Look at that kid now.
14:48What a maneuver!
14:50But did Johnny grab his leg, or did Jannetty leave his for him?
14:53You saw it, as well as everyone else.
14:55Oh!
14:56Look at that.
14:571, 2, 3, kid now.
14:59Down and down again.
15:03What's he going to do now?
15:04I don't think he knows.
15:05High-risk maneuver to the outside.
15:06Uncrushed, but coming up now, the 1, 2, 3, kid.
15:10Going up to the top rope.
15:12And oh!
15:15That would have finished off Jannetty if he'd have landed where he wanted to.
15:19It may have finished off the kid.
15:20Jannetty rolling back over.
15:21Is it coming to count?
15:23No.
15:26And Jannetty, just a second ago, kicking in the direction of Johnny Polo.
15:33Oh, I know what's happening now.
15:34Polo's just there to stir the match.
15:38Stir the match.
15:39Yeah, you know, he's just there to have some fun.
15:43Off the rope now, Jannetty.
15:44Puts on the brakes.
15:45Down goes the kid.
15:49What a matchup.
15:50Here's another cover hook in the leg.
15:51And!
15:54The kid's like an elevator cable.
15:56He's tall, he's thin, he's wiry.
15:58He's hard to hook.
15:59Interesting match.
16:01I could beat both of them, though.
16:02Kid, you're great.
16:05Again, we have yet to see Johnny Polo in action.
16:07We don't have any idea what he can do.
16:08Wait a minute!
16:09What is going on?
16:10I know what happened there.
16:12What happened there?
16:12He put up his hands to protect himself so he wouldn't get kicked in the face.
16:16And the 1, 2, 3's kid-
16:171, 2!
16:18No.
16:20The 1, 2, 3 kid just got tied up.
16:23It's an accident.
16:23All right, now, ref.
16:24How about a novel idea?
16:27How about moving Johnny Polo away from ringside so
16:30we can have this matchup without any interference from Johnny Polo?
16:38Oh, from behind!
16:39That'll do it!
16:40Toe!
16:41No!
16:42Wow!
16:431, 2, 3 kid and opportunist.
16:45This is Marty Jannetty.
16:48Jannetty, I believe, taking exception to that last maneuver.
16:53And down goes the kid.
16:54Well, but Jannetty's a fighter.
16:55He'll punch it out with you if you want.
16:57If you want to wrestle him, he'll do it.
16:58Oh, yeah.
16:591, 2, 3 kid being wound up by Marty Jannetty.
17:04Look at that.
17:06Wearing him down now, this is Marty Jannetty.
17:09You know, tempers will flare in a match like this.
17:11Nobody wants to be a loser.
17:13You know, kids, when they say it, well, you got to be a good loser.
17:16Nobody likes to lose.
17:17Don't ever lose.
17:19Be a winner at any cost.
17:20Pull the trunks.
17:21Pull the hair.
17:22Stick your thumb in his eye.
17:23Just win.
17:25Those comments from the ultimate loser, Bobby the Brain Heenan.
17:29Please, Mr. Heenan, those are your personal comments.
17:33It worked for me.
17:35And trying to get him over for the cover.
17:37The shoulders are down.
17:381, 2.
17:39Oh, barely.
17:43The 1, 2, 3 kid and Marty Jannetty really having a go.
17:47They will be partners at the Survivor Series, as we outlined earlier on.
17:51And the kid snapped over nicely done.
17:57Marty Jannetty and the 1, 2, 3 kid giving each other a look at this.
18:06You know, Johnny Polo has no business at ringside.
18:11Not whatsoever.
18:11He's a licensed manager.
18:13He could be there scouting.
18:14You don't know what he's doing here.
18:15How about scouting from the fifth row?
18:17That would be close enough.
18:18A snap suplex there again.
18:21Jannetty's taking a little too much time.
18:23He should go in for the kill.
18:24No, I think he's pacing himself.
18:26I think he's doing exactly what he should do.
18:28Because if you are a little over-anxious with a 1, 2, 3 kid and make one slight
18:33mistake, look at that.
18:35On the high!
18:36Oh!
18:37That's it!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh, goodness!
18:40Two and three-quarters.
18:43As you were saying, Bobby, he's- I don't know what an upset that would have
18:44been if the kid would have knocked off Jannetty.
18:48I don't know.
18:48I don't know.
18:49That would have been an upset.
18:50There's no telling who's going to win this matchup.
18:52These guys couldn't blow their nose.
18:54Oh, please.
18:56I heard him talk that to a waitress the other night.
18:59Oh, he's funny.
19:00Well, he gets front row table when he walks in a place.
19:03Elbow!
19:04And again, the tactics a little more aggressively stated now in the park of
19:09Marty Jannetty.
19:10Well, as time goes on in a match, you will pick the pacing.
19:13And a reversal!
19:14Oh, no!
19:17The- Look at that maneuver!
19:18Right on the front of the jaw!
19:20To the outside, Marty Jannetty!
19:23The official!
19:24Knocked down!
19:25Paul's not doing a thing.
19:26He's getting out of the way.
19:281, 2, 3, kid!
19:30Off the rope and- Oh!
19:31Did you see that?
19:33Did you see what happened?
19:34Johnny Polo shoved Jannetty into the ring post.
19:37The 1, 2, 3, kid obviously missed his target.
19:41On my horizontal hold, that's what happened to my monitor.
19:44I missed it.
19:45Nothing happened to my monitor.
19:47Look at this!
19:50Polo's right.
19:50He can beat them both.
19:55Actually, that's exactly what has just happened.
19:58Johnny Polo wins the double count out.
20:02The 1, 2, 3, kid!
20:04Now, off the rope, was gonna turn over Jannetty,
20:08but Jannetty was shoved into the ring post by Polo.
20:11And for Jannetty, out of the ring,
20:13this fellow's rule, the double count.
20:16Well, I, for one, am very anxious
20:18to see that man in action one day.
20:21Johnny Polo, let's see if he can back up that big mouth of his.
20:24Johnny, look out!
20:25Wait a minute, Marty Jannetty coming up from behind.
20:28Oh, yeah!
20:29Marty Jannetty with a- Bringing the Polo back!
20:33Polo in the middle of the ring now.
20:35Uh-oh.
20:37Go ahead!
20:38Stop it!
20:38Let's go!
20:39Go ahead!
20:40They're gonna take turns!
20:42They're gonna double team him!
20:45And now, yes, they're gonna be contact team partners
20:48as they welcome the survivor, sir.
20:50Polo off the rope!
20:52Downstairs goes Jannetty, but can't get the shot from the Bulldog!
20:56Come on, ref!
20:59Polo reaching for the rope!
21:02He's this big, tough guy now!
21:04Polo!
21:06Ah, yeah, through the rope to the outside!
21:11Johnny Polo got exactly what he deserved!
21:15Yeah, two against one, that's real fair.
21:18I'll tell you something, Survivor Series,
21:20when I.R.S. and Adam Bomb and Diesel and The Knot
21:22will get their hands on Diesel, things will change.
21:26It's time to make a wish!
21:28Oh!
21:28And Polo, right about now, is wishing he did not come to ringside
21:33here on Monday Night Raw!
21:36All right, we'll take you from ringside
21:39from Houston City, USA, Nashville, Tennessee!
21:44Old Double J here again.
21:45That's J-E-Double-F-J-A-Double-R-E-Double-T.
21:51Told you folks you was gonna be hearing a lot from me
21:53next couple of weeks.
21:55You know, I was telling you about
21:57the corrupt politics in the country music business,
22:00about the wrongdoings in the country music industry.
22:03Well, I'm here today at the king daddy, the emperor,
22:08the godfather of them all, Buddy Lee Attractions.
22:11That's right.
22:13Buddy Lee is the premier, the number one talent agency
22:16in the world today.
22:18But it looks like old Buddy won't give Double J a break,
22:21won't give a local boy, a music city native a break.
22:26I guess you gotta be from California or New York City
22:30or Oklahoma or Texas, Austin, Texas, Willie Nelson.
22:34You know him.
22:35What is he, about 95 years old?
22:37Oh, my Lord, the greasiest hair you ever seen, decrepit.
22:41You know, old Buddy Lee, he made old Willie a lot of money.
22:45Oh, makes me sick to my stomach.
22:47He's a red-headed stranger.
22:48He's a stranger, all right, a stranger to music.
22:50Can't carry a tune in a bucket.
22:53Can't sing a lick, unlike myself,
22:56the greatest voice in this town today,
22:59the greatest singer in the world today.
23:01Not only the greatest singer, but the greatest wrestler.
23:04And I'm going to prove it to you, Undertaker.
23:07I'm going to prove it to you, Mr. Perfect.
23:10And you Steiner boys, yeah, I like things in double.
23:12I'm going to prove it to you at the same time,
23:14that I am the greatest wrestler in the world today.
23:17And when I'm done, and when I'm finished using the WWF,
23:21I'm going to come back here to Music Row.
23:24I'm going to come back here to Buddy Lee Attractions.
23:27And Buddy Lee himself is going to walk out that door,
23:29this door right here.
23:30No, he's not going to walk.
23:31He's going to crawl on his hands and knees.
23:33And he's going to beg.
23:35And he's going to plead.
23:36And he's going to say, please, Double J,
23:38please sign the dotted line.
23:39Because he wants to tell the world.
23:41He wants to tell Nashville.
23:43He wants to tell all the country music business that he signed.
23:48Double J. That's J-E-Double F. J-A-Double R-E-Double T.
23:55Double J. Jeff Jarrett.
24:01We are back with more Monday Night Raw.
24:04Vince McMahon here, along with Bobby the Brain.
24:06He did it.
24:07You can bet Johnny Polo is suffering the consequences
24:11of that last encounter.
24:13On his way to the ring right now, Ludwig Borga.
24:19And in typical fashion, he will waste no time
24:21in going after his opponent, Boochie.
24:24Well, he's not there for an introduction.
24:25He's not there to look at Howard Finkel's bald head.
24:28He's there to do some business.
24:31He's there to hurt somebody.
24:32And that's what he does.
24:34He's a no-nonsense guy.
24:38And Ludwig Borga, here on Monday Night Raw.
24:43Flying in the background, Luger will slam you.
24:46Yes, I'm sure that there will be an occasion
24:49in which Ludwig Borga's path will cross with that
24:52of an American original, Lex Luger.
24:55And when it does, I want to be there to see it.
24:59This is a big week for Borga.
25:00You know, he's taking on feathers later on in the week.
25:04Matter of fact, yes, coming this weekend,
25:06ladies and gentlemen, a battle of the undefeateds.
25:09The Native American, Tatanka, squaring off
25:12against Ludwig Borga this coming weekend
25:14on WWF Superstars.
25:17Gucci coming off the rope now.
25:18And Borga goes down.
25:19Oh!
25:20Oh!
25:22Did you know he was a member of the Finnish Special Forces?
25:26And they only recruit 17 in the whole country a year?
25:30Well, if anyone knows anything about guerrilla warfare,
25:32it's obvious that Ludwig Borga does.
25:36He can box.
25:37He can wrestle.
25:37He can fight.
25:39He's very powerful.
25:41He's just an awesome athlete.
25:44Ludwig Borga now with Gucci.
25:46And toys around with him a little bit.
25:52Now, he's the most unpopular man probably in the United States.
25:56Borga?
25:57Right, well, next to Mitch Williams.
25:59You know, Mitch Williams, the pitcher
26:01for the Philadelphia Phillies, he's taking a bad rap.
26:05Paul Monitor won MVP for the Toronto Blue Jays
26:07for the series.
26:08Mitch Williams should have won.
26:09He's the one that helped Toronto win the game.
26:12You know, I can't believe how unkind you are, Bobby Heenan.
26:17I think it has something to do with the approaching
26:18Halloween season.
26:21Look at this, Gucci.
26:24Oh!
26:25Lapped down to the canvas.
26:26Right on the spot to air right out of you.
26:28Whatever air he had left in him.
26:32Borga enjoying taunting this capacity crowd.
26:35You notice he never raises his voice.
26:37He is completely in control at all times.
26:42Well, I suppose we should extend congratulations
26:44to the Toronto Blue Jays for winning the World
26:47Series second year in a row.
26:50And you can hear the chat, ladies and gentlemen.
26:54And the sign in the background again, USA, love it or leave it.
26:58And it could very well be that Lex Luger.
27:00Oh!
27:00Look at that.
27:01Oh!
27:02Right in the garbanzo.
27:05Luger is likely to assist Mr. Borga in a one-way ticket out
27:09of here.
27:13What a match that's going to be in Survivor Series.
27:16A foreign fanatic.
27:17Yokozuna, Quebecers, and Borga.
27:21Wow.
27:22Against Lex Luger, the Tonka, and the Steiner Brothers.
27:26The Tag Team Elimination Series, the Survivor Series.
27:31Thanksgiving Eve.
27:33Many folks making their plans to arrive at their destination
27:36a little early just in time for the Survivor Series.
27:39Gucci now coming off the rope.
27:40Borga missing it around house right.
27:42Whoa!
27:43My, was he on target.
27:44You know, speaking of the Survivor Series in Boston,
27:47the Boston Celtics' great Dave Collins is 45 years old today.
27:51They've retired his jersey, which they have hanging from the top
27:54of the Boston Gardens.
27:55I can just see what Luger Borga is going to do to Luger.
27:58He's probably going to retire Lex Luger's little red, white,
28:00and blue tights and hang those from the shower
28:03at the Boston Gardens.
28:04Funny man.
28:05And now, approaching across the back.
28:07Richie wasting no time at all.
28:09Put him down.
28:10Luger Borga won't put him down.
28:12Stabbed him like a twig.
28:14Ludwig Borga with Gucci across his back.
28:18Picture Luger spread across those shoulders.
28:20Here is your winner, Ludwig Borga.
28:24Ludwig, come over here.
28:25Maybe I can get a word with him, McMahon,
28:27about his match coming up with the Tiger.
28:29Borga, I mean, Mr. Borga.
28:31We'll be back with Borga and a special interview
28:33with Bobby Heenan.
28:35Ludwig, come here.
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29:04All right, Ludwig Borga,
29:06who looks like he's coming over this way.
29:07Oh, how lucky we are, McMahon.
29:09He's making his own table.
29:11What a privilege.
29:12What a pleasure this is going to be.
29:14I'm gonna see if I can get a word with Ludwig Borga.
29:18Mr. Borga, may I be the first to congratulate you
29:22on still being undefeated here
29:24in the World Wrestling Federation?
29:27Don't use the word still so, you know,
29:30because I'm gonna always be undefeated.
29:32And next week, I'm gonna meet the Native American
29:38who is also undefeated this week in Tatanka.
29:40You know, his record,
29:42nobody's ever had a record like Tatanka's.
29:44He had a good record,
29:45but the record is gonna stop at Ludwig Borga
29:49because only one of us can step out of that ring undefeated.
29:54And, Mr. Heaton, I'm not gonna only defeat Tatanka,
29:59the American Native.
30:00I'm gonna end his career
30:03like I'm gonna end the American Dream.
30:07Well, if you're smart,
30:08you'll put your money on Ludwig Borga
30:11and say bye-bye to Tatanka.
30:13We'll be right back with more with Men in a Mission.
30:19We are back with feminist parodies.
30:22We're back with our Monday Night Raw,
30:23and it's time to crank it up.
30:26It's the Mission.
30:27Yeah.
30:29In the house.
30:31Oopsie, there it is.
30:32Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
30:35Tell me you're damn, damn, damn.
30:37Tell me you're damn, damn.
30:39Come on.
30:40Move your hands to the air.
30:42Hey, what do you like?
30:43You got no hair.
30:45If you're ready to get filthy with me,
30:47wanna listen to Friday Night?
30:48Oh, yeah.
30:50Oh, yeah.
30:51Oh, no.
30:53Once you see somebody,
30:56anybody, and everybody's friend.
31:02Men in a Mission.
31:06Mo, Mabel, and Oscar with the mic.
31:10Oopsie, there they are.
31:12There it is.
31:13It's oopsie, isn't it?
31:14There it is.
31:15No, I'm just kidding.
31:16You're close, but only about a mile away.
31:23And take a look, if you would,
31:25a moment ago, at the size of Mabel and Mo.
31:27Tips to scale.
31:29Tips to scale.
31:31Yeah, somewhere around a 260, 70-pound weight.
31:34No, I bet he's over 300.
31:36He's a big man.
31:37He's a big man.
31:38Go ahead, Oscar. Go ahead.
31:43Steve Greenman.
31:44The opposition of Mo with a hammerlock.
31:47It's gonna be interesting this weekend,
31:49the WWF Wrestling Challenge.
31:51The Quebecers are putting up their title on the line
31:54against Men on a Mission.
31:56And this is the first title shot
31:58Men on a Mission have ever had.
32:00And I understand they've been working with some people
32:02here in the WWF,
32:03and they're working on toning their skills as a tag team.
32:07Yeah, right now.
32:08And you know, the way things are happening here in the WWF,
32:10they could be tag champions at the end of the week.
32:13No telling what's gonna happen.
32:15Mo and Mabel, contenders for the tag team title
32:18this weekend on WWF Challenge.
32:20And Greenman is suffering the consequences.
32:25Mo!
32:26Oh!
32:27See, they're doing new maneuvers they haven't done before.
32:31Yeah, I like that one Mo just performed.
32:33I like that strut.
32:34Yeah, well, a strut's not gonna win you a match.
32:36It's not gonna beat the Quebecers.
32:37They're gonna have to stay on the Quebecers.
32:39And they got Johnny Poe on the point.
32:41Wait a minute. Let's not forget Oscar.
32:43And take a look now who's coming to town.
32:45I've tried to.
32:46Look who's in the house.
32:49It's Mabel.
32:50Yeah.
32:51All approximately five.
32:53Nobody really knows how much Mabel weighs.
32:55I would say around that 500-pound mark.
32:59Could be six.
33:01Who knows what's in those pants?
33:02Oh, my!
33:04And a tackle, and Greenman is out flat.
33:07Look at this.
33:08I mean, he can have a Yugo in those pants
33:10and two TV sets and some AstroTurf.
33:12Who knows what he's got tag teaming?
33:15Oopsie, there it is.
33:16Oop, there it is!
33:20And a big slam there on the part of Mabel.
33:23A Yugo?
33:25Yeah, one of those little foreign cars, you know,
33:26that Twinkle drives.
33:28AstroTurf, give me a break.
33:30Where is your mind, Bobby?
33:32I understand this is Barry Gordy's favorite team.
33:35Man on a mission.
33:36Barry Gordy from Motown.
33:37Yes.
33:38And Poe continuing to operate now on Greenman's shoulder.
33:42Greenman would like nothing better than to tag his partner.
33:45But Tom Mata yet to get into the ring, and...
33:48Oh!
33:49He'd like to tag anybody.
33:53Patrick Greenman would like to tag in
33:54Barry Gordy right about now.
33:59And Tom Mata now will try his luck against Big Mabel.
34:07By the way, speaking of Barry Gordy,
34:09sort of interesting viewing earlier today on Oprah.
34:14Oh, yes, Diana Ross was a guest,
34:16and she explained what the term Hitsville really means.
34:19Seems like blew the whistle on Barry Gordy.
34:22Being a, I don't think I would phrase it,
34:24blew the whistle in that manner.
34:26Well, I understand Oscar's upset.
34:28He thinks it's his.
34:29I beg your pardon.
34:31Oscar thinks a lot of things are his.
34:35Please disregard the comments of Bobby the Brain Heener.
34:39Looks like Mabel's going surfing.
34:43I love that song, Love Child.
34:45Remember?
34:48You're a riot.
34:50Stop in the name of...
34:53And Mata now coming off the rope.
34:56Double team.
34:57Oh!
34:58Double team. Look at it.
35:00Oopsie.
35:02And the Quebecers, you can bet,
35:04are watching every move that Moe and Mabel make.
35:07Quebecers later this weekend
35:09defending the tag team title against Middle Division,
35:12and they are pumped.
35:14Can you imagine that belt strapped around
35:16Big Mabel's waist?
35:18He'd have to wear both belts.
35:20All right.
35:21No problem with that.
35:23Mata having his problems.
35:27They're working pretty good as a team.
35:29Men on a mission.
35:31Why do you sound surprised?
35:32Well, you know, I've seen them before.
35:34Wait a minute, wait a minute!
35:35No!
35:36You see, now that's good tag team wrestling.
35:38They know how much time they got in the ring
35:39after the tag, how much time they got to get out.
35:41They're holding them in.
35:42Mabel holds the man down.
35:43Moe drops on him.
35:44Moe holds him down.
35:45Mabel drops on him.
35:46Oh, my goodness.
35:47Look at this.
35:48See, that's what I mean.
35:49Stepping on a windpipe.
35:50That's enjoyable.
35:51I don't know.
35:52Windpipe is on the back of the neck.
35:53Well, with those big feet,
35:54he probably pushed all the way through
35:55to the front of the neck.
35:57And Moe tagged right back in.
35:59There it is.
36:02Moe and Mabel along with Oscar Men on a mission.
36:08And they are on a mission to become tag team champions.
36:12And they could this weekend.
36:14It could happen.
36:15Oh, look at this.
36:16Double taking now.
36:17Tag was made now.
36:19Oh, look out.
36:20Look out.
36:23Oh, there it is.
36:24Forget it.
36:26Mabel's out on his feet.
36:29Mabel.
36:30Mabel.
36:31Look at this.
36:32Oh, cover.
36:33Oh, club sandwich.
36:38Forget about it.
36:40Recover.
36:41Recover.
36:45And there it is.
36:48Men on a mission.
36:49All right.
36:51It's time for Oscar.
36:52More of the rafting as we take you to the Survivor Series Report.
37:12Thank you, Vince.
37:13And hi again, everybody.
37:14Welcome to your Survivor Series Report tonight on Raw.
37:17The Survivor Series now about a month away,
37:20and you can feel the excitement growing.
37:22Four matches are in place for this Thanksgiving Eve pay-per-view exclusive.
37:27That's right.
37:28Wednesday night, November 24th, live from the sold-out Boston Garden,
37:32Lex Luger and his All-American team,
37:34including the Steiner brothers and Tatanka,
37:38they will step up and meet the challenge of the foreign fanatics.
37:42Yes, Yokozuna will be there, the Quebecers, and Ludwig Borca.
37:46And on that very same night, the Hart family,
37:49Brett, Owen, Bruce, and Keith,
37:51in the same match against Jerry Lawler and his Three Knights.
37:55No telling who's going to survive.
37:57That's the family feud match, and it's all a part of the Survivor Series.
38:01Count them.
38:02One, two, three, four doinks.
38:04They're going to battle the Beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow,
38:07teamed up with Bastion Booger and the Head Shrinkers.
38:10Who will survive the Survivor Series?
38:12Imagine the consequences when four WWS superstars,
38:16Intercontinental Champion Razor Ramon, Mr. Perfect, Marty Jannetty,
38:19and the One-Two-Three Kid go up against IRS, Diesel,
38:23the model Rick Martel, and Adam Bob.
38:26Under Survivor Series rules, when you're out,
38:29whether it be by pinfall, disqualification, submission, or countout,
38:33you go to the locker room.
38:34It could very well end up two-on-one, or three-on-one,
38:37or even four against one in the ring.
38:40The scenarios are endless.
38:42The anticipation is building.
38:44It's the Survivor Series, and it's coming Wednesday night, November 24th.
38:48That's Thanksgiving Eve, and it's live on pay-per-view.
38:51Now don't go away, because next up on Monday Night Raw,
38:54the seven-foot dangerous Diesel.
38:57Monday Night Raw
39:03Oh, no.
39:17This is the World Wrestling Federation!
39:21Oh.
39:23Oh.
39:25Oh, thank you.
39:31Unbelievable is right.
39:33The WWF and Monday Night Raw, both unbelievable.
39:37Is that the One-Two-Three Kid playing with the blocks from the clicker?
39:40It's just a little thing.
39:41Yeah, same thing.
39:43It was certainly unbelievable last week when you, the fans,
39:47voted as to whether or not to reinstate Shawn Michaels.
39:52Well, Shawn Michaels got 36% of the vote, McMahon.
39:55Right, and 64% said,
39:58no, we would like to have Shawn Michaels remain outside of the WWF,
40:02despite the campaign of that man there, Diesel.
40:07Yeah, but what about that man there, Mr. Perfect?
40:09He was on the phone the whole hour.
40:11Who knows how many calls he made.
40:13That's not fair.
40:14I see.
40:15I can do it, though.
40:16Oh, of course.
40:17Of course.
40:19Diesel, on a collision course, perhaps, with Mr. Perfect.
40:23Also has his sights set on the WWF Intercontinental Championship
40:28of Razor Ramon.
40:31Well, he can get his hands on both of them in Survivor Series.
40:34Indeed.
40:36Diesel, all over Dan Dubile.
40:41Diesel, around the 300-pound mark.
40:43Talk about someone who's really put together.
40:44Look at Dubile.
40:45Look at Diesel.
40:48I'll tell you, just the other day, they were playing soccer.
40:50And Iraq was playing Saudi Arabia.
40:52And I guess they rioted over there.
40:54And all the Iraqis threw out water bottles and a couple pairs of shoes.
40:57Actually, I believe that was the Saudis who were throwing their shoes and water bottles.
41:01Yeah, you can't tell them apart in a hot desert.
41:03But anyway, then they brought out the German Shepherds to hold back order.
41:08Wait a minute.
41:09The police sent the German Shepherds on the crowd, Bobby Heenan?
41:13Yes.
41:14Yes.
41:15It was feeding time.
41:16Saudi Arabia.
41:17That's how they feed them over there.
41:18Anyway, I predict that they're going to have to bring out the dogs.
41:21They're going to have to bring out the German Shepherds, the Rockweilers, the Doberman Pinschers,
41:25the Malteses, anything you want to get your hands on for Survivor Series.
41:28Because you can feel it building up.
41:30You can feel that Boston Gardens is going to explode.
41:32Oh, wait just a moment, please.
41:34The fans in the Boston area, some of the greatest World Wrestling Federation fans in history,
41:39supporting the WWF and the Survivor Series, as you know.
41:42The event sold out in less than an hour.
41:44They are rabid fans, indeed.
41:46But they're going to enjoy the Survivor Series as everyone will.
41:50You're not kidding when you say rabid.
41:52I see froth on their lips.
41:53Hey, stop it.
41:54Diesel at the Survivor Series, ladies and gentlemen, mentioned before.
41:58Diesel teaming up with a combination of the model Rick Martel, IRS, and Adam Baum against Razor Ramon.
42:07Mr. Perfect and the two young men whom we saw in action earlier,
42:10Marty Jannetty and the 1-2-3 Kid.
42:12You know, speaking of the model Rick Martel,
42:14later on after RAW tonight on USA coming up,
42:18the murder of a beautiful model poses some ugly questions for Chris and Rita
42:22on all new episodes of Silk Stockings, coming up next only on USA.
42:26That means the model Rick Martel got knocked off.
42:29Wait just a moment.
42:30Let me read this copy the way it's supposed to be read,
42:32just as you corrected me last week.
42:34Tonight, the murder of a beautiful model poses some ugly questions for Chris and Rita
42:39on an all new episode of Silk Stockings, coming up next only on USA.
42:44That's what I said.
42:45Who bumped off Martel?
42:48Right now, it looks like the opponent of Diesel, Dan Duville, is really having his problems.
42:54He knows how Razor Ramon kicks his opponent around.
42:57Well, that's what Diesel's doing right there.
42:59He's sending a message right now to the Intercontinental Champion.
43:02And I hope Razor Ramon's watching because this man can take them apart.
43:07I think this man could potentially take anyone apart in the WWF.
43:11Unquestionably, he has the physical credentials to do so.
43:15Look at Diesel.
43:17The things he does in that ring aren't real pretty, but he gets the job done.
43:21Diesel, normally an upper body man,
43:24you won't see any great deal of finesse and scientific knowledge displayed by Diesel.
43:29But what a right hand he has.
43:32Perhaps the best right hand in all of the WWF.
43:36And Dan Duville has a little tattoo above his right shoulder.
43:40On his right shoulder, I would suggest after this matchup, he's going to have a few more tattoos.
43:44I suggest you put your home address on your back so you know where to ship the body.
43:48Oh! Forget it!
43:51Matter of fact, just put a tag on his toe. He's done.
43:54Diesel, around that 7 foot mark,
43:58near 300 pounds.
44:00At least.
44:01Diesel with Dan Duville toying around with him.
44:04Oh, isn't that nice?
44:06Oh!
44:09Pretty sure that one right hand could very well do it.
44:13Is that a cover?
44:14It's a cover.
44:15Bring out the German Shepherd. We're ready.
44:17Stop it, Bobby. This is America.
44:21Diesel, victorious, will be back with more Monday Night Raw.
44:31The Hellraiser from Helsinki has been trashing America on his personal crusade.
44:37Tatanka, the undefeated Native American, is out to defend our nation's pride.
44:44Two superpowers collide in the squared circle this week, right here on WWF Superstars.
44:53What a matchup! Tatanka versus Ludwig Borger.
44:57The Battle of the Undefeated is coming this weekend on WWF Superstars.
45:00What about it, Bobby?
45:01Well, if you're a betting man, you better put your money on the monster from Helsinki, Ludwig Borger.
45:06I don't think so. I think Tatanka will remain undefeated.
45:09We'll find out this coming weekend on WWF Superstars.
45:12And when we return, we're going to find out exactly what's going to be right here on Monday Night Raw next week.
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45:33All right, right here on Monday Night Raw.
45:35Next week, it is Perfection personified.
45:37Mr. Perfect's in action.
45:39My good friend, Harvey Wimbledon, will be here with his tag team.
45:42Well done, taking on the Smoking Guns.
45:46Oh, I see.
45:47And also, ladies and gentlemen, joining us in a very special interview, all of the Foreign Fanatics.
45:52And 401 pound, the big man, Bastian Borger, is going to be here in an untitled match with Razor Ramon.
45:59And he's going to eat Razor Ramon for lunch.
46:02Oh, really?
46:03And dinner.
46:04And joining us next week, ladies and gentlemen, we're told via telephone, the one and the only,
46:08the man who's recuperating nicely, the Macho Man, Randy Sattler.
46:12You know what he's going to say?
46:14I've got my tongue hurt and I've got a ache.
46:16I can't talk.
46:17I'm in a lot of trouble.
46:18I'm very sorry, big man.
46:20Join us next week for more Monday Night Raw.