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00:00Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, it's the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
00:05In a non-title matchup, one-on-one with the seven-foot Big Daddy,
00:10Cool Diesel in an issue with Jussi Atom Bomb, Native American Tatanka,
00:14and a great deal more, and here comes the bad guy now.
00:18Take a look at him, dripping with, wait a minute, from behind, look at this.
00:23It's the Teamsters.
00:24Shawn Michaels, you've got Diesel on the double J Owen Hart.
00:28Jim the Infinite pummeling Razor Ramon, pummeling Razor from behind.
00:33Look at this, they're all over him.
00:35Razor Ramon is being kicked.
00:38Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen, being hammered.
00:40The official's coming out trying to get control of this.
00:43They ganged up all over Razor Ramon.
00:45Look at this, they will not stop.
00:48Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw.
00:50I'm Vince McMahon along with Jim Cornette.
00:52Tonight, we are supposed to see the matchup with Razor Ramon against
00:56Big Daddy, Cool Diesel.
00:58Unfortunately, what we saw a few moments ago was Razor Ramon on his way to
01:03the ring being pummeled by all the team members of the Teamsters.
01:07Yeah, because two days from now at Survivor Series,
01:09The Undertaker's gonna be buried.
01:11But it looks like Razor Ramon's career is already six feet under at the hands of
01:14the Teamsters.
01:15They got it together at full rear assault.
01:17Let's go back, take another look now.
01:19It's questionable as well on how Razor will actually wrestle here tonight.
01:22Look at him, he was on his way from behind.
01:24The first one to hit him, Shawn Michaels.
01:26From there, Big Daddy, Cool, Double J, look at the anvil go to town.
01:30The King of Hearts, they're all over Razor Ramon, hammering the bad guy.
01:36That's what I call teamwork, and
01:37they're gonna have to have teamwork to survive this Wednesday night.
01:40I can't wait to see it.
01:42And here we go now, ladies and gentlemen.
01:44On his way to the ring is the Native American, Santaka.
01:47This contest is scheduled for one fall.
01:50Coming down the aisle with the Million Dollar Man.
01:54And yes, there he is, Ted DiBiase, ladies and gentlemen.
01:56Leading the money trail all the way to this Wednesday night.
01:59Yes, this Wednesday night, the Survivor Series.
02:01Ted DiBiase and Jim Cornette present the Million Dollar Team.
02:05Santaka, Bam Bam Bigelow, King Kong Bundy, and
02:08the Heavenly Bodies square off against a team of Guts and Glory.
02:13Guts and Glory, and it's gonna be glorious when we beat their guts out.
02:16Because we're following that green back road, and
02:19the Heavenly Bodies are making a ton of money at the hands of the Million Dollar
02:22Man to be the designated hitters with the smoking guns.
02:25It's tag team elimination at its best, ladies and gentlemen.
02:28It's Survivor Series this Wednesday.
02:30We're ready for action.
02:33We're back.
02:33Yes, indeed, ready for single competition, ladies and gentlemen.
02:36And still no word as to whether or not we are going to have our feature matchup.
02:40Razor on, that's what it's all about, as far as Ted DiBiase is concerned.
02:44We may have still, we're not sure whether- No, no, we're not gonna have it.
02:48Razor Ramon is finished.
02:49The Teamsters have their teamwork together.
02:51They had some problems yesterday, but they mounted a full rear assault,
02:54like I said, against Razor Ramon.
02:56And the bad guy is a grease bot.
02:59Yes, indeed.
02:59What problems, indeed, the Teamsters had,
03:01because many of you yesterday tuned in to the action zone.
03:04It was one-on-one, Double J against Fatu.
03:06The anvil comes out to help out Double J along with the King of Hearts.
03:10And what happens?
03:11The anvil causes Double J to lose the match.
03:15And there is dissension, I believe, still among the ranks.
03:18No, no, no, because Diesel came out.
03:19He made peace between the two warring factions.
03:22It was just a minor miscue, and the Teamsters proved at the top of the program
03:26they've got their teamwork together for Wednesday night at the Survivor Series.
03:30And again, we await word as to whether or not Razor, ladies and gentlemen,
03:32will be capable to conduct his matchup with Diesel, Big Daddy Cool, later on.
03:39Series of elbows by Native American,
03:40Tataku certainly is not representative of Native Americans in the past.
03:45Remember the first Thanksgiving?
03:47No, I don't remember it, Vince, but Lord Al Haze might.
03:50What I'm talking about, I mean, the spirit of it.
03:53The spirit of it, sure, yeah.
03:54Those Native Americans, they gave their bounty to the settlers,
03:57the newcomers to this country.
03:58But they didn't wash the dishes afterwards, those Pilgrims didn't,
04:01because John Smith was too busy chasing Pocahontas around.
04:04That's why Tatanka's mad, and
04:05he's not sharing nothing with nobody but the Million Dollar Team.
04:09Coming off the rope now at a clothesline.
04:11My goodness, what a clothesline, Tatanka really taking it to Criss Canyon.
04:16He's down in the valley right now, and Tatanka is moving on.
04:20You know, DeBiase was great last week on commentary.
04:23As a matter of fact, he's the only person I'd rather listen to than me.
04:26Do you realize that?
04:27Ted DeBiase, of course, thinking his money can buy anyone.
04:29Aldo Montoya made his debut right here on Monday Night Raw last week.
04:33And when he did, Ted DeBiase was so impressed, he went up to buy him.
04:37And the kid rejected him, and why not?
04:40Man, O'War, I can't believe this.
04:41The guy, offers like that don't come every day.
04:44The guy's ship came in.
04:45He was standing at the bus station.
04:47I wonder if that mask is made out of rich Corinthian leather.
04:50I'm not so sure about that.
04:52Canyon to the buckle.
04:54And look at this, Tatanka is really taking it to Canyon down to the canvas.
04:58By the way, there's a gentleman in the news from Somerville, Massachusetts.
05:02Obviously of Portuguese descent, he vows not to eat.
05:05He's going on a hunger strike until his local cable system
05:09gives him a 24-hour Portuguese cable channel for free.
05:14I'll tell you what, they ought to rename that guy Starving Marvin.
05:16He's not gonna eat for a while.
05:18How big is Portugal?
05:19It's not that big a country.
05:20You could give everybody a 30-minute show of their own,
05:22you still wouldn't fill 24 hours.
05:24Speaking of cable television, of course, ladies and gentlemen.
05:27Yes, indeed, it's pay-per-view at its best.
05:30Pay-per-view, ladies and gentlemen.
05:32It's the Survivor Series this Wednesday night.
05:35Canyon off the rope, yes.
05:37He got it.
05:38One, two, and-
05:39Near fall there by Chris Canyon.
05:41Now hammering away on Native American Tataka.
05:44This guy's going out of his mind.
05:46And a reversal now to the buckle again coming out and look at this.
05:50Yes, from behind.
05:52One, two, and almost a count of three.
05:55And Tataka has now pouring it on Chris Canyon
05:59after that burst of an assault there by Canyon.
06:01Tataka sets up Canyon, comes off down, back body drop.
06:04No, over the hip, nicely done to him.
06:07Almost a count of three again.
06:09This guy's going for the upset of the year, the reverse crucifix.
06:11The sunset flip, but finally, Tataka stops him with a clothesline.
06:15Oh, I was starting to get worried.
06:17Native American Tataka, ladies and gentlemen,
06:19joining other team members of the Million Dollar Team.
06:22This Wednesday night, we mentioned earlier, tag team elimination.
06:25The name of the game at the Survivor Series, back body drop.
06:29Oh, I can hardly wait to see Tataka with the rest of the Million Dollar Team.
06:32I'd like to have a guy like that on my side.
06:34And the only way you're going to see it is on pay-per-view Wednesday night
06:37because I just heard San Antonio is sold out.
06:41Indeed has been for some time, ladies and gentlemen.
06:43Yes, we invite you to join us and look at the scoop and the slam.
06:46Native American Tataka, teaming up last week,
06:49him and Bam Bam Bigelow against the Smoking Guns.
06:51That match wound up in a melee, but this one's not going to.
06:54It looks like Tataka- Boom!
06:56He got him with that tomahawk chop, and brother,
06:59he has turned Chris Canyon's lights out.
07:01The Smoking Guns, by the way, just last night, ladies and gentlemen.
07:04The Smoking Guns, how about this?
07:06Victorious over the Heavenly Bodies.
07:08That, I believe, is a play lead to the Survivor Series.
07:11They cheated.
07:12And the sun was in our eyes.
07:14Sun was in your eyes?
07:14Sun was in our eyes.
07:15A count of two and three.
07:18So Tataka, ladies and gentlemen, not surprisingly victorious here.
07:22Nonetheless, Chris Canyon certainly had his moments in the matchup.
07:26He gave it a go, but I guarantee you one thing, he came up short,
07:29and so will Guts and Glory Wednesday night.
07:32Luger, Bomb, Mabel, and the Smoking Guns.
07:36I wouldn't be you for anything.
07:37Look at that face.
07:39That expression certainly does not exude the spirit of Thanksgiving.
07:42Hey, I'll tell you what, my great-great-great-grandfather,
07:44he didn't come over on the Mayflower, he came over on the Companionship.
07:46The Wallflower, Ulysses Augustus Cornett.
07:50We'll be back with Adam Bomb, a team member of Guts and Glory in 30 seconds.
07:54Deep in the heart of Texas comes the Survivor Series.
07:58There's a tall hombre in a black hat standing at the flashman shot.
08:01The man with no name has returned from the dark side to settle an old score.
08:06He's a big man around here.
08:07Beware the wrath of the Undertaker.
08:10Undertaker may go plum local whenever he's announced.
08:14The WWF Survivor Series, live from the Lone Star State,
08:18this Wednesday night on pay-per-view.
08:20Time to meet your maker.
08:24Oh my, the Survivor Series, and we are counting the days down to this Wednesday night,
08:29ladies and gentlemen, live from San Antonio, Texas.
08:33It'll be roundup time.
08:34However, take a look at this monster.
08:37He is the leader of the Bomb Squad.
08:40Big deal, Adam Bomb, he's part of Guts and Glory too, but I guarantee you this.
08:44His breath is gonna smell like nuclear meltdown by the time the Million Dollar
08:48team gets finished with him.
08:49We're gonna put him in one of those disposal units and
08:51ship him out to wherever they put the rest of the Toxic Waste.
08:55Toxic Waste.
08:56Look, Jason Arndt.
08:57Jason Arndt.
08:58You know how we say that in Tennessee, don't you?
09:01Jason ain't.
09:02Jason Arndt to Jason ain't.
09:05And he ain't gonna win this one either, I don't think,
09:07unless he comes up with a good strategy.
09:09What? His head blew up.
09:11No, it didn't.
09:11Either that or a bad case of dandruff.
09:13Adam Bomb, ladies and gentlemen, who has no dandruff in need.
09:16And Adam Bomb is ready, as was brought out to team up with Lex Luger,
09:21Mabel, and the Smoking Guns.
09:24Well, I wonder how Bomb's shoulder is feeling, because he's another guy
09:28that's tasted the pain of the chicken wing, as applied by Mr. Bob Backlund.
09:32You know, Backlund's the kind of guy, he ought to be working for the post office.
09:35Bob Backlund should be working for the post office.
09:37Yeah, quiet, ordinary, unassuming guy.
09:39One of the days, he just wakes up, flips, goes to the post office,
09:43goes to work with an AK-47.
09:44Next thing you know, they're on the news.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Well, Bob Backlund could very well make news, ladies and gentlemen,
09:49this Wednesday night, if in fact he follows in the footsteps of George Foreman
09:53in terms of boxing.
09:54Yes, at age 45.
09:56Nice suplex there.
09:57Bob Backlund could once again be the WWF champion in this submission
10:02matchup.
10:03Well, George Foreman, he's bald, he's fat, and he's 45 years old.
10:08But Bob Backlund has a crew cut on purpose.
10:11He's in the best shape of his life, and he's
10:12ready to take Brett, the Hitman Hart, and teach him a thing or two
10:15about respect and wrestling.
10:17And you wonder just, who will throw in the towel?
10:20Will it be Owen Hart in the corner of Bob Backlund?
10:23Will it be the British Bulldog in the corner of the Hitman Bret Hart?
10:26To the butthole, nice maneuver.
10:27I think the British Bulldog's going to be doing his imitation of a Chinese laundry.
10:30He's going to be waving so many towels,
10:32you're going to think he's been taking in laundry for six weeks.
10:34Or could, in fact, he imitate Arnold Schoen.
10:37Oh, down to the canvas.
10:39Adam Bond pretty much in control of Jason Hart.
10:42Speaking of titles, ladies and gentlemen, it was just last night,
10:47the setting, Tokyo, Japan.
10:49The egg dome, some 40,000 fans saw.
10:52I'll tell you what they saw.
10:53They saw Alundra Blaze lose the WWF Women's title to Bull Nakano.
10:58And that's only a harbinger, a foreshadowing,
11:01a dramatic foreshadowing, if you will, of the things to come Wednesday night.
11:04When Mr. Bob Backlund, who, as a matter of fact,
11:06is a very good friend of mine, is going to take the title.
11:08Jason Hart, ladies and gentlemen, going to work on Adam Bond.
11:11Jason Hart, once again, mounting an offense
11:13on the man who joins Guts and Glory this Wednesday night.
11:18Look at Adam Bond.
11:19He's going bananas.
11:20And hey, you could go bananas with USA's Apes all day.
11:23It's an amazing marathon of Planet of the Apes movies all day Friday,
11:26starting at 10 central on USA.
11:28And if you can't watch the Planet of the Apes,
11:30just go to Calgary and have dinner with the Hart family.
11:33You'll think you're there.
11:35That's not a very nice thing to say.
11:37I didn't mean for it to be.
11:38Planet of the Apes.
11:40Have you ever seen their house?
11:42The Apes?
11:42Bananas laying around.
11:43No, not the Apes, the Harts.
11:44Bananas laying around everywhere.
11:46Down to the canvas to cover the count.
11:49And Adam Bond with a very impressive victory over Jason Hart.
11:53Bond means business.
11:55Well, Bond means business, but the Million Dollar Team means money.
11:59And money triumphs over everything.
12:02By the way, let me have that.
12:04Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the newest acclaimed video game.
12:06It's not available until the 2nd of December.
12:08We have an advanced copy.
12:09It's called acclaimed WWF Monday Night Raw.
12:12I'll tell you what.
12:13I'll be the undertaker.
12:14You'll be Yokozuna.
12:15I'll be Yokozuna.
12:16You'll be the undertaker.
12:16I'll show you what's going to happen.
12:18All right, here we go.
12:19Give me that button.
12:21Yeah, well, we know.
12:21There I am.
12:22Go to wait.
12:22Go to wait.
12:23Stamina, wait.
12:24Here we go.
12:25All right, here we go in the under.
12:26I'm going to slam you.
12:26Oh, pow drive you.
12:27Wait a minute.
12:28Hold on, you're pressing the wrong buttons.
12:30I'm going to drop you on your head.
12:32Hold on here a second.
12:32Let me hit the.
12:33Boom.
12:34There you go.
12:35I'm going to knock you out.
12:36Oh, I'm going to knock you out of the ring.
12:37You're cheating.
12:38I'm not cheating.
12:39It's the undertaker, ladies and gentlemen.
12:41It's the new WWF video game, WWF Monday Night Raw.
12:45Hey, how about this?
12:46We just got the word.
12:48Despite what happened earlier on, ladies and gentlemen, the bad guy,
12:52Reigns Ramon, will, in fact, quit off against a seven-foot Diesel.
12:57We're going to have that matchup.
12:58That's stupid.
12:59They'll get rid of him once and for all.
13:01We're back, and Todd Pettengill is standing by to bring us up to date,
13:04ladies and gentlemen, on the matchup that we'll see Clowns R Us against the,
13:08I guess it's called the Royal Family.
13:10Let's take a look.
13:11Take it away.
13:12Several weeks ago on WWF Superstars, the impudent king, Jerry Lawler,
13:16took delight in picking on someone half his size, Doink's little buddy, Dink.
13:21Now, the king symbolically had fired the first shots in a war of mischief and
13:26mayhem between the king and his princely adversary.
13:30The following Monday night, the king found out why Doink is the prince of pranks.
13:35Doink and Dink presented the king with a royal tribute,
13:39the gift that just kept hurting.
13:41A trash can weighted with lead, blue blood and green hair mixed like oil and water.
13:47The cowardly king, still not willing to pick on someone his own size,
13:51got even with Dink the following week by smashing the diminutive one's tricycle.
13:59Now, folks, just the week before, the king was in a match with the dumpster.
14:03And no, no one threw out a perfectly good clown.
14:06It was Dink in the trash can of Duke the Dumpster Drozy.
14:10Dink was becoming a royal pain for the king.
14:12The little jester cost the king the match by virtue of a count out.
14:17Now, Doink and Dink, sensing that his royal highness was becoming overheated,
14:21gave his keister a cooling with a variation of the old pie in the puss.
14:26Then came the reinforcements.
14:28Lawler added Queezy.
14:33Then the following week, Doink and Dink were joined by Wink.
14:38Lawler got even by introducing Sleazy to Queezy.
14:42Then Doink, Dink, and Wink became Doink, Dink, Wink, and Pink.
14:47And as Sean and Diesel found out, controlling the mini three-ring circus is no easy task.
14:53So Lawler wasn't satisfied with just Queezy and Sleazy.
14:57He needed Cheezy.
14:59And there you have it.
15:00Doink, Dink, Wink, and Pink, better known as Clowns R Us,
15:05take on the king, Queezy, Sleazy, and Cheezy.
15:09But, folks, the annex haven't stopped.
15:12If this drive-by silly stringing by Dink is any indication,
15:15the war of words and pranks will continue right up to and
15:19through this Wednesday night at the WWF Survivor Series.
15:25And with that in mind, ladies and gentlemen,
15:27we have a special King's Court back here in the arena.
15:30Well, well, well.
15:33You know, the time is growing short.
15:35No pun intended, guys.
15:37But the time until Survivor Series is growing very short.
15:41And as you can see on this week's edition of the King's Court,
15:46I have with me my royal family.
15:48Let's hear it for him, huh?
15:50Yeah, let's hear it for him.
15:52What are you guys?
15:54Hey, hey, hey.
15:56Don't let it get you down, fellas.
15:58These morons don't know how to show anybody any respect.
16:01But what we've been doing, we've had our heads together, and
16:04we've been coming up with our strategy for Survivor Series.
16:09We've been discussing Clowns R Us, and all their shortcomings.
16:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:15They don't quite measure up to us, do they, guys, huh?
16:19Now, I wanna ask you one question, Wheezy.
16:22If Dink were here right now, if he were right here in the ring with us,
16:27tell me exactly what you would do to him.
16:30King, I would take him and squash him like a bug that he is.
16:36Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
16:38Wait, he's got a water gun.
16:40Hey, wait a minute, that's Dink.
16:41You spit on me?
16:42Dink just-
16:43Spit on these idiots, don't spit on me, are you goofy?
16:46That was Dink underneath the ring, he has a water gun.
16:48Look at this.
16:48Lawler thinks it's one of his own guys.
16:51No, Jerry, Jerry, he can't, he's not listening to me.
16:53There's Pink, Pink.
16:55How many, I ain't watch that stuff anyway.
16:56Pink from the other side.
16:57What are you doing?
16:59He's gonna get my suit wet.
17:00What have you got?
17:02Dink and Pink.
17:03All right, listen, let me tell all of you idiots something.
17:04I bet Wink is underneath there, too.
17:05You sound like you're calling a golf tournament.
17:08This is no laughing matter.
17:10Wait a minute, wait a minute.
17:12Yes, there he is.
17:13It's the other one.
17:15That was Wink.
17:16Hope they keep shooting in the other direction.
17:19No, no.
17:20Wait a minute, look at this, and there's Dink, the Count,
17:21ladies and gentlemen.
17:23Look at this, if you would.
17:25Hey, hey, quit, all this water.
17:27Yes, look at this.
17:28They are being showered all right.
17:30It's Dink, Dink, Pink, and Wink all over the King.
17:34Look at that.
17:35It's not clowns or us, they're a street gang.
17:38And look at this, Jerry, the King,
17:40hiding behind his royal throne.
17:42Give me that newspaper.
17:44But there won't be any hiding, ladies and gentlemen,
17:46in a couple of days.
17:48And in San Antonio, oh, no, they're going to go at it.
17:51It's a terrible way to treat the King of World Wrestling
17:53Federation and all of his royal family.
17:55Look at him, he's wet.
17:57He's all wet.
18:01The King, I believe, is going to be embarrassed
18:04along with his entire royal family.
18:05Stay with us for more action.
18:08Oh, I can't believe it.
18:11We're back yet to come, ladies and gentlemen, one on one.
18:13It's Diesel squaring off against the bad guy, Ray Zeramone.
18:16But if you want to know all about the WWF Survivor Series,
18:19what do you do, Jim Cornette?
18:20Well, you call the WWF Survivor Series hotline 1-900-454-WWF8
18:25for all the information, including the opinion poll.
18:28Yes, indeed.
18:28Remember, it's $1.49 for the first minute,
18:30$0.99 for each additional minute.
18:31Kids, please get your parents' permission before calling
18:34if you're under 18 years of age.
18:36Which submission hold is more effective?
18:37I must say, most of you think that Bob Backlund's
18:39cross-face chicken wing is more effective,
18:42but the polls are still open, ladies and gentlemen.
18:44And again, you can hear all the latest news from Stan Lane.
18:47He'll let you know what's going on.
18:49Comments from Bob Backlund and Owen Hart as we speak.
18:52How about this?
18:53During the actual Survivor Series event,
18:55chosen on a random basis, every five minutes,
18:58you could very well be speaking with a WWF superstar.
19:02And that, of course, is during the Survivor Series.
19:04So the hotline is going to be hotter than ever.
19:07On the Survivor Series.
19:10For the last four weeks, I've been
19:12conducting an investigation.
19:14As you remember, it all started in front of the funeral home.
19:17I knew that my instincts were correct
19:20when I accused the recently departed
19:22so-called poor soul of cheating on his taxes.
19:26And I was right.
19:28After doing a quick check of his September 15 quarterly taxes,
19:32I found out that he tried to pass off
19:34his little girl's birthday dinner as a business expense.
19:38So I enforced a penalty immediately.
19:41Although it may have seemed that my penalties were
19:43a little headstrong, or maybe a little stiff,
19:46continual infractions were dug up.
19:50And as a result, it was my duty to enforce
19:52the penalty to the fullest.
19:54So welcome back, once again, to IRS's Tales from the Crypt.
19:59I'm sure that a lot of you thought my investigation
20:01was completed last week.
20:03Well, you were wrong.
20:04Because although I've been doing a lot of digging lately,
20:08there is still one thing outstanding.
20:11When I investigate, I leave nothing.
20:14And I mean nothing unturned.
20:17The tax cheat that once occupied this place of rest
20:20is, shall I say, homeless.
20:23And it's his own fault. His blatant disregard to pay
20:27has led to an enormous sum of back taxes that he still owes.
20:32That's why I'm being forced to repossess his very resting
20:35place, his burial plot, in order for him to pay his debt.
20:41Remember, everyone must pay their taxes.
20:45Otherwise, you may be left with an empty feeling.
20:48Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
20:51Rest in peace.
20:52We're back.
20:53I don't think The Undertaker's going to be too pleased
20:55with the antics of one IRS.
20:56Oh, he's moving in, encroaching on his territory
20:58a little bit.
20:59And I tell you what, IRS can keep digging him up.
21:01But we're going to keep burying him.
21:03Just like at the Survivor Series,
21:05we're going to bury The Undertaker when
21:07Yokozuna closes him up in that casket.
21:09That remains to be seen.
21:10You know, you're not in the ring.
21:12You're not in the ring.
21:13You're not in the ring.
21:14You're not in the ring.
21:15You're not in the ring.
21:16You're not in the ring.
21:17You're not in the ring.
21:18You're not in the ring.
21:19You're not in the ring.
21:20You're not in the ring.
21:21You know, you're not in a very good mood.
21:23I mean, come on.
21:25You're supposed to be in a festive sort
21:27of a thank you type of mood.
21:28That's what Thanksgiving is all about.
21:29I mean, you get the family around.
21:30You have a lot to eat.
21:31The things about later.
21:33Right after the Survivor Series-
21:34If you were related to my family,
21:35would you want to be around them?
21:37I don't want to be around nobody
21:39except Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji
21:41because I'm making some money.
21:42I could imagine.
21:43I told you tax cheats before,
21:45and I'll say it again.
21:47No one will rest in peace
21:49until all your taxes are paid.
21:53I don't care what language you speak.
21:57Everyone pays their taxes.
22:00Yeah, tell them, IRS.
22:02Carlos Cabrera there, along with Ed Trucco.
22:05No, no, no.
22:07Make an exception to some of the comments from Erwin R.
22:09Shyster, ladies and gentlemen.
22:10I don't know, man, come on, say it.
22:11Do they even have income tax over there?
22:13You, IRS, no one is going to spoil, ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving.
22:17I mean, obviously, we're going to kick Thanksgiving off the night before the Survivor Series on
22:22pay-per-view.
22:23And you better get to where you're going early, for sure, and make sure Grandma has that pay-per-view
22:27all lined up for you when you get there.
22:29But nonetheless, after that, think about the feast at Thanksgiving.
22:32Oh, yes, get down to sit down at a huge dinner, have all the trimmings.
22:36IRS going to work now.
22:37By the way, 69% of Americans claim they're going to eat whatever they want during the
22:42holidays, and 40% are expected to gain weight.
22:43What about you?
22:45I'm going to gain a couple of pounds because I'm going to have a big celebratory dinner
22:48celebrating Undertaker going in that casket, and Paul Bearer, he's going to gain about
22:53500 pounds because we're going to make him wish that he had never, never stepped foot
22:58in San Antonio.
22:59How about Queen Elizabeth gaining the pounds?
23:01Did you hear about that?
23:02Oh, yeah, she won 10 pounds in the British National Lottery.
23:05She got to share it with 20 of the other royals.
23:07I just want to know, is Princess Di going to get her share?
23:10I don't know.
23:11Mary Tyler Moore will not be having any lobster as Ted DiBiase here shows this young man what
23:17it's all about.
23:18Mary Tyler Moore, ladies and gentlemen, trying to free Spike, if you would.
23:22How big is this mean lobster?
23:24I don't know.
23:25It's 12 and a half pounds or something like that.
23:27The point is what Ted DiBiase was waving around in cash right there is about what it would
23:32cost to buy this lobster, $1,000.
23:34Mary Tyler Moore wants to free it?
23:36I've never spent $1,000 on dinner in my life.
23:38Get a hamburger from Wendy's, four bucks.
23:41Yeah.
23:42A double, too, huh?
23:43I'm very careful.
23:44Erwin R. Shyster, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much having his way with Matt Hardy as of
23:47late.
23:48And IRS, conspicuous by him.
23:50Wait a minute.
23:51Look at this.
23:52Hardy on the top.
23:53Hooks the legs in.
23:54He pulled the pants.
23:55And almost a count of three.
23:56He pulled his pants, McMahon.
23:58Come on, the kid's cheating.
23:59He's trying to do everything he can.
24:00IRS there with an anxious moment.
24:02Doubled underhook suplex.
24:03In terms of technical skill, no one, ladies and gentlemen, has any greater technical
24:07skills than Erwin R. Shyster.
24:09But you just, I don't care who you are.
24:11You just don't like him.
24:12Oh, no.
24:13I love him.
24:14I love him.
24:15He enjoys his job.
24:16He's a great-dressed guy.
24:17He always wears a tie.
24:18You like overpaying taxes, huh?
24:19Oh, come on.
24:20He's the best-dressed wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation.
24:21He's not like you.
24:22His suits are tailored, not finger-painted.
24:24You're going to talk about Sartorio Splinter the way that you're dressed?
24:27You could join Clowns or Us.
24:28And speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen, Clowns or Us will join the likes of Lex Luger,
24:33Razor Ramon, the British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, and The Undertaker.
24:38Yes, they're all going to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade live right there on
24:43the New York Daily News Float.
24:45Where do you get a load of that?
24:46Oh, I got news for you.
24:47Undertaker and Paul Bearer are going to be there.
24:49Undertaker's not going to be there on Thanksgiving Day unless they put him in a bunch of FedEx
24:53packages and ship him there.
24:54He's going to be floating in limbo.
24:56Paul Bearer may be afloat.
24:58Oh.
24:59He'll be down here in San Antonio eating all those refried beans.
25:02He'll have so much gas, he'll tie a rope around his neck, and he'll float straight down the
25:05street.
25:06And there's Iris, who is floating to another victory.
25:09I love this guy.
25:10I mean, Paul Bearer, you're going to blow him all up like Barney and have him float
25:13in the parade?
25:14He's bigger than Barney.
25:15He'll be the biggest balloon in New York City in the parade.
25:17Talk about full of hot air.
25:19Oh, come on.
25:21Jim Cornette, ladies and gentlemen, and his commentary.
25:24Nonetheless, yes, it's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
25:27It's Ed Trucco and Carlos Cabrera looking on on the action here on Monday Night Raw.
25:32We're all headed to San Antonio to the Survivor Series, ladies and gentlemen.
25:37And you've got a front row ringside seat on pay-per-view.
25:41Oh, yeah.
25:42Coming up, ladies and gentlemen.
25:43When we return, the bad guy gets a seven-foot diesel.
26:02Welcome back, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
26:12It's Todd Pettengill.
26:13Let me just bring you up to speed here.
26:15You've heard that Razor Ramon and Diesel will indeed meet tonight here on Monday Night Raw.
26:19And now I'm told that that match will take place as soon as I finish this WWF report,
26:24so let me get right to it.
26:26The eighth annual WWF Survivor Series, less than 48 hours away.
26:31We're talking the day after tomorrow.
26:32It's Wednesday night, Thanksgiving Eve, November the 23rd, 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific,
26:37totally live from the Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, Texas,
26:40and exclusively on pay-per-view cable TV.
26:43Now, this is not another wrassling pay-per-view.
26:46This is the WWF, the global leader in pay-per-view television,
26:50and that means absolutely anything can happen
26:53as some of the greatest athletes in the world battle for supremacy.
26:57This year, the WWF championship on the line as the hitman Bret Hart meets Bob Backlund.
27:02Now, keep in mind, this is a submission match.
27:05The British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith, will be in the hitman's corner with that pink and black towel.
27:10Owen Hart, conversely, will be in Bob Backlund's corner
27:13with the same white towel that Arnold Skolan threw in back in December of 1983.
27:19Now, I want to take you back to last week here on Monday Night Raw.
27:22Mr. Backlund had defeated the 1-2-3 Kid with a cross-faced chicken wing,
27:27but would not let go of the hole.
27:29The WWF champion had seen enough.
27:32Watch this.
27:33Bret is incensed. Bret Hart is incensed.
27:36As well is Mr. Bob Backlund.
27:38Mr. Bob Backlund. Backlund wants it.
27:40Backlund just got Backlund coming in from behind.
27:43He's going to do a takeaway.
27:44No!
27:45He let it go.
27:46All that was, it was a reminder,
27:49a reminder of what you're going to feel at Survivor Series.
27:54Bret Hart's coming in from behind.
27:56Look out. Look out.
27:57Backlund turns around.
27:58No.
27:59Backlund takes him down.
28:00What's he doing?
28:01Hey, wait a minute.
28:02Bret Hart, Bret Hart is putting the sharpshooter on Bob Backlund.
28:06That's what I'm calling for.
28:07Bret Hart.
28:08He just let go.
28:10I didn't have to let you out of the sharpshooter either.
28:14But in the Survivor Series,
28:17Bob Backlund, I will never, ever let you get out of the sharpshooter.
28:25Survivor Series, your history.
28:29Folks, this match is building into one for the history books for all generations.
28:34Both these guys have demonstrated their awesome submission holds,
28:38and both claim they will not let go this Wednesday night in San Antonio.
28:43Right now, let me take you back to WWF superstars just this past weekend.
28:47Heartbreak Hotel, special guests Bret Hart and the British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith,
28:52and an uninvited third and fourth party.
28:55Check this out.
28:56Wednesday night, when I get the chicken wing on you,
29:02and the pain macerates through your body like cancer,
29:10and when the towel comes flying in the ring,
29:13I'm gonna be mine!
29:16Mine!
29:18I'm gonna be champion!
29:21Yeah!
29:22Now you tell me if you think these are the actions of a rational man.
29:26Did you see Backlund?
29:27Bret Hart is standing in the same ring, and Backlund's screaming at the camera.
29:32Now this guy's gone beyond crazy.
29:34Backlund is without a doubt a dangerous man.
29:37He has lost all touch with reality.
29:39I wouldn't want to face him.
29:40Who knows what he's capable of?
29:42Just incredible.
29:43Now remember, this is the very first time ever in the WWF
29:47that the championship will be determined in a submission match.
29:51You will see it all less than 48 hours from now,
29:54if you call pay-per-view and place your order.
29:57You will also see the ultimate in casket matches,
30:00as The Undertaker locks up with the mighty Yokozuna.
30:04It was just 10 months ago and 10 WWF superstars ago when they first met.
30:10And in less than 48 hours, The Undertaker will have his revenge.
30:14Why?
30:15Well, because Yokozuna doesn't like caskets,
30:18Yokozuna doesn't like The Undertaker,
30:21and Yokozuna doesn't like the special troubleshooting referee,
30:25Texas tough guy Chuck Norris.
30:28They tried to bury his body.
30:30We are witnessing the demise of The Undertaker.
30:33He could not bury his soul.
30:35The Undertaker has returned!
30:37Now one man seeks vengeance,
30:40and another demands justice be served.
30:42Chuck Norris.
30:43This time I'm gonna be the ringside.
30:45Yokozuna.
30:46He is the only man, Undertaker, that has ever laid you to rest.
30:50The Undertaker.
30:51It's time for you to face the reaper.
30:55From the director of WrestleMania X and Summerslam comes
30:58The WWF Survivor Series.
31:00Live November 23rd on Pay-Per-View.
31:05Now folks, you gotta believe there are some WWF superstars
31:08who want a shot at Chuck Norris.
31:10Just because of his image and who he is.
31:12Can you imagine the entire million dollar corporation
31:15coming down the aisle and challenging Chuck Norris?
31:17I mean, that could happen.
31:18Anything can happen this Wednesday night.
31:21We're talking the day after tomorrow.
31:23And the dark side will be prepared for anything.
31:27Oh yes.
31:29This Wednesday night.
31:31The Survivor Series.
31:34The Wild Wrestling Federation has insisted
31:37that Chuck Norris be there as a special troubleshooting referee.
31:43The end of Yokozuna.
31:46Yes, Yokozuna.
31:49The end is at hand.
31:52Your soul as you now know it
31:56will never be the same again.
31:59After Survivor Series, Yokozuna.
32:04It's time you pay the reaper.
32:12Only one man will walk away.
32:14The other will roll.
32:17Now, let's talk about the actual WWF Survivor Series itself.
32:21We're talking five man tag team elimination matches.
32:23You gotta work as a team if you wanna win.
32:25You lose by count out, disqualification, pinfall, or submission.
32:29And once you're eliminated, you're gone.
32:31You do not return.
32:32You go back to the locker room.
32:34Now, this sets up all kinds of possibilities.
32:36Three on two, four on one.
32:38Even, if you can imagine, five WWF superstars against one.
32:42Ted DiBiase's million dollar team will take on guts and glory.
32:47Pride and patriotism against greed and deceit.
32:51Also, the bad guys will face the Teamsters.
32:54Now, we already got a look at what means the Teamsters will sink two to win.
32:58We got a look at the vintage Shawn Michaels there and company.
33:01And who knows what's gonna happen at the WWF Survivor Series.
33:05Keep in mind, Razor Ramon and Diesel will lock up here next.
33:09So, stay with me.
33:10Now, you will also see Clowns R Us taking on the Royal Family.
33:15We heard from the Royal Family and got the long and short of it from them.
33:19It should be quite a wild night in Texas.
33:22This Wednesday night, you realize that's just two days away.
33:2548 hours, day after tomorrow.
33:278 Eastern, 5 Pacific, live from San Antonio, Texas, the Freeman Coliseum.
33:32It all happens on pay-per-view.
33:35Get on the phone and call your local cable company to place your order
33:38for the Survivor Series from the World Wrestling Federation.
33:41If you wait any longer, you could get shut out.
33:43If you have the interactive cable system, go ahead and punch in that button right now.
33:47All right, I am out of here.
33:49We're getting ready for Razor and Diesel.
33:5130 seconds from right now.
33:54Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
34:09All right, we're back, ladies and gentlemen.
34:10Yes, we are going to have the matchup.
34:13Yes, here he comes.
34:14Seven feet of him, the co-owner of the Tag Team Championship,
34:17himself a former Intercontinental Champion.
34:20Yes, it's a seven-foot Diesel.
34:22And, of course, there in front, Shawn Michaels.
34:25And it was Michaels, as you will recall, Jim Cornette,
34:27who actually cost Diesel the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam.
34:33No, it wasn't Shawn Michaels that cost him the title.
34:35It was inefficient refereeing.
34:37Shawn Michaels was merely trying to assist, but they faced each other twice.
34:41Diesel won one, Razor won the other one.
34:43This is the rubber match, and Razor comes in at a disadvantage.
34:46He's already been beaten up once tonight.
34:48Indeed, he does come in at a disadvantage.
34:50I am surprised that Razor Ramon would want to go through with this matchup.
34:53Nonetheless, you can bet, ladies and gentlemen,
34:55that the bad guys know exactly what they are up against.
34:59You can bet Razor is looking on right now,
35:01and he's just now looking at his seven-foot opponent, Diesel.
35:04He's looking at all of the members of the Teamsters.
35:07Oh, yes!
35:08The fireworks about ready to explode right here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
35:13And the big monster is awaiting the bad guy.
35:16One-on-one.
35:17What a matchup this is going to be, ladies and gentlemen.
35:20Stay tuned. We're going to have our match.
35:25We're back, everyone.
35:26Yes, Diesel, who, of course, was the calming force just yesterday
35:30when Double J had a problem with his teammates,
35:33and Double J, of course, lost that matchup.
35:35Diesel got them together, conspicuous by his absence with Shawn Michaels,
35:39but now he's coming up by himself.
35:41No, he's not.
35:42Here comes the Badass Bulldog right behind him.
35:44Hey, wait a minute.
35:45Hey, wait a minute.
35:46He's bringing his teammates out with him.
35:48Look, here they all come.
35:49Exactly, and Razor with a head of steam.
35:51Here we go.
35:52A heart right in by Razor Ramon.
35:53And another one rocking the Big Daddy Cool.
35:55A third one now at Big Daddy Cool.
35:56Let's know where he is.
35:57Razor Ramon is pummeling Diesel and knocks him down to the canvas.
36:01And again, Razor Ramon.
36:03Oh, yeah, Double J gets one as well.
36:05Look at this.
36:06What's the matter with this guy?
36:08Razor Ramon is fired up like never before.
36:11Razor Ramon's going nuts.
36:14He's beating everybody up, but he's got no business
36:16bringing every single member of his team out to ringside.
36:19All they're going to do is try to interfere in the match, Big Man.
36:22Yeah, right, yeah.
36:23And look at this.
36:24Razor taking Big Daddy Cool down to the canvas
36:26in a hammer lock now, trying to keep the Big Man down.
36:29A yank of the hair by Razor Ramon.
36:31Right in front of the referee, Hatchethead, who's doing nothing about it.
36:34That's why Double J and Owen Hart and the rest of the teamsters
36:37are out here.
36:38Shawn Michaels, they're merely trying to call attention
36:40to the fact that Razor Ramon is cheating and breaking every rule in the book.
36:43What's he so mad about?
36:45And now Diesel to the outside, ladies and gentlemen.
36:47Pretty smart on Diesel's part, trying to get himself together,
36:50trying to break that all-important momentum
36:52that obviously Razor Ramon has.
36:54If, in fact, they were trying to eliminate Razor
36:57from the Survivor Series, they didn't do it.
36:59All they did was make him angry.
37:01But now Big Daddy Cool has had an opportunity
37:03to settle things down here a little bit,
37:05just like he did just yesterday.
37:06Oh, look at this.
37:07Knee lift to the midsection.
37:09Razor Ramon's one of those Cuban hotheads.
37:11He's just like Desi Arnaz Sr.
37:13He's always blowing his temper.
37:15And look at this.
37:16Big Daddy Cool now.
37:17Ooh, with a no-bow.
37:19There you go.
37:20And yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen,
37:22the awesome presence of Diesel is now being felt.
37:25But nonetheless, at the Survivor Series, it won't be one-on-one.
37:29These teams must function as a unit.
37:32And I must say, I don't think that the teamsters
37:35are gonna be able to function very well collectively.
37:37Let me ask you this question, McMahon.
37:39You saw what happened.
37:40Razor Ramon again with a closed fist.
37:42Diesel is rocked.
37:43He's rolling.
37:44You saw what happened when all the teamsters
37:46jumped on Razor Ramon by himself.
37:48That's what it could boil down to.
37:50It's an elimination format.
37:52All the teamsters could be in there
37:54against any one of the other opposing teams.
37:56And what do you think's gonna happen then?
37:58I know.
37:59I think I know.
38:01Well, there's no question that Diesel is the dominant force,
38:03ladies and gentlemen, of the teamsters for sure.
38:07And now, look at this.
38:08Oh, no, up against it.
38:09Look at right in the corner.
38:10And wait a minute.
38:11Shawn Michaels pulling the hair.
38:12Michaels pulling hair.
38:13The bad guy behind the official's back.
38:15And who was that?
38:16The little punk over there in the corner?
38:17Up right again.
38:18Was that the one, two, three kid that ran him away?
38:20Off the rope.
38:21It's Big Daddy Cole now.
38:22Boom.
38:23Oh, my goodness.
38:25Razor trying to set up Diesel with a back body drop.
38:27It backfired.
38:28And look at this.
38:29Just members of the teamsters like a swarm of vultures
38:32now over in the corner.
38:33You know, Diesel is always thinking
38:35because that's what Shawn Michaels has told him.
38:37Diesel no longer the brawn without the brains.
38:39Wait a minute.
38:40Let's give credit where credit is due.
38:41I've heard enough about this Shawn Michaels stuff.
38:43I mean, come on.
38:44When you look at it,
38:45I suggest that if anyone has any degree of continuity,
38:49if anyone can function as a team member,
38:51it's Diesel.
38:52Michaels has struck Diesel several times.
38:55Wait a minute.
38:56Look at this.
38:57The sleeper hold.
38:58Diesel has Razor at home.
39:01And Razor has got a goal 99.
39:04You went around your elbow to get to the wrist, McMahon.
39:06That's what I was going to say.
39:08Diesel has progressed.
39:09He's a thinking man's wrestler now.
39:11Not only is he the peacemaker,
39:12not only is he the brute force of the team,
39:14but also he holds his own when it comes to strategy.
39:17The teamsters are individuals.
39:19They have different personalities,
39:21different characters,
39:22different methods of operation,
39:23but they are going to function together
39:25as a unit at the Survivor Series.
39:27And now it's against the same instrument, Razor,
39:29and it's Maneuver.
39:30Beautiful Maneuver by Razor Ramal.
39:33And Diesel landed right on the back of his head.
39:36And Diesel, ladies and gentlemen,
39:38getting up along with Razor Ramal.
39:40What a matchup this has been.
39:41Over the top.
39:42Oh, no.
39:43He's right out there.
39:44Razor's out there with the teamsters.
39:46Can you believe it?
39:47We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
39:49We apologize.
39:50We took that abrupt break when we did nonetheless.
39:52Yes, Razor Ramal was pummeled pretty severely
39:54on the outside.
39:55Now he's right back in.
39:56Forearm there by the Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
39:58And Diesel pretty much pouring it on the bad guy,
40:00Razor Ramal.
40:01A hard right hand.
40:02Razor has a tremendous right hand.
40:04And it clips the jaw of Diesel.
40:06Here we go again.
40:07Uh-oh.
40:08Oh.
40:09Shawn Michaels interfering.
40:10No, no.
40:11What happened was Razor Ramal tried
40:12to kick Shawn Michaels in the head.
40:14But now, as Razor tried to attack Shawn,
40:17Diesel's got him.
40:18Oh, they're gonna fight now.
40:19Here we go.
40:20I don't think we're gonna wait for the Survivor Series.
40:22That's Wednesday.
40:23Wait a minute.
40:24And, well, that's sort of the evil thing.
40:26Yeah, Big Daddy Cool.
40:27Whoa.
40:28Whoa.
40:29And by Razor again.
40:30Razor pummeling away on Big Daddy Cool.
40:33Rolls him back into the ring.
40:34Brother, I'll tell you what.
40:35That right hand on Razor Ramal will make your knees
40:37freeze and your liver quiver.
40:38As a matter of fact, he may get David Crosby's new liver
40:41snatched away from him.
40:42I wonder if Crosby got onions with that.
40:44Oh, my goodness.
40:46How dare you?
40:47How dare I what?
40:48Talking about onions with a new liver transplant.
40:51To the buckle.
40:52Oh, and look at this.
40:53Yes, indeed.
40:54And Big Daddy Cool's in a little bit of trouble.
40:56Razor Ramal, ladies and gentlemen,
40:58yes, he has the all-important momentum.
41:00Right in the mush.
41:02Diesel is down.
41:03He's groggy.
41:04And this match is going to take its toll on both men.
41:07And Diesel charges with that knee to the midsection again.
41:09Neither one of these guys, win or lose,
41:11may be in any kind of shape to wrestle in two days.
41:13They may not even be in any shape to walk in two days.
41:16Oh, and look at this.
41:17The sidewalk slam Diesel style.
41:19That could do it.
41:20But give credit for Razor, ladies and gentlemen.
41:23He was attacked.
41:24We saw him earlier with it.
41:25One, two, and he gets it.
41:27No, he doesn't.
41:28He does not.
41:29He's got the shoulder up just barely.
41:31Ramal's the guy that doesn't like to give up.
41:33But if you'll notice, his teammates have so far
41:35played no part in this match.
41:37Whereas Diesel's teammates have certainly played a part in it.
41:40That's what I'm trying to say.
41:41The Head Shrinkers, the British Bulldog, one, two, three kid.
41:44Between all five of them, count Razor Ramal in there.
41:47Five minds without a single thought.
41:49They're not smart enough to work together as a team
41:51like the Teamsters are.
41:53You can bet the Teamsters are going to rely heavily
41:55on the seven-foot Diesel, ladies and gentlemen.
41:56But nonetheless, one man just can't carry it.
41:59It has to be teamwork.
42:00That's what it's all about.
42:02Elimination style this Wednesday.
42:04And Razor, Razor trying to skip it.
42:06Good luck.
42:07Coming off the rope now.
42:08Underneath the roundhouse right hand.
42:09Boom!
42:10Oh!
42:11Five ten about it.
42:12His breath is smelling like kiwi food polish right now.
42:14Let's pick those teeth out of the canvas.
42:17And let's say that the Teamsters are going to be
42:19the dominant force on Wednesday night.
42:21But not necessarily the winning force.
42:23They may be dominant, but they may not necessarily win.
42:26Again, imagine this.
42:27I mean, you can be eliminated in any fashion.
42:29Not just a pin.
42:30Not just a submission.
42:31You can go over the top.
42:32You can be on the-
42:33Wait a minute.
42:34One, two, and oh!
42:35Oh, how did Razor kick out of that?
42:37Far as I'm concerned, the Teamsters are going to be
42:39so hot Wednesday night, Jimmy Hoffa's coming back
42:41just to sit in their corner.
42:43That's how bad it's going to be.
42:44That's going to be hot.
42:46Razor alone.
42:47And Big Daddy Cool, ladies and gentlemen,
42:49having a go at it here on Monday Night Raw
42:51in a match we thought we really weren't going to see.
42:54And Razor has really been taking the punishment.
42:56His back, the sidewalk slam, the hard buckles from Diesel.
43:00A guy with that much strength and that much power
43:02slinging you across the ring.
43:04It's going to do some damage to the lower back.
43:06And that is what he's working on at this point.
43:08Look at the forearm.
43:09Big forearm going to back there by Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
43:12The seven-foot monster, ladies and gentlemen,
43:14pouring it on.
43:15Yes, it was Razor Ramon who took the Intercontinental Championship
43:18away from Diesel at SummerSlam.
43:21Giving assist, however, to Shawn Michaels.
43:23And I believe the only reason that Shawn Michaels
43:26wasn't pummeled by Diesel at SummerSlam
43:28was because the night before they became tag team champions
43:31in the NAP, they had a lot of things going on at the time.
43:33And they still do.
43:34Diesel and Shawn, everybody tries to stir up trouble.
43:37But there's no trouble there.
43:38Yeah, well, only because I believe the peacemaker
43:40is the seven-foot Diesel.
43:43And a scoop here, ladies and gentlemen.
43:45And that's from way up.
43:46Oh, no.
43:47We're going to see a power slam.
43:48What are we going to see?
43:50Oh, to the buckle that was.
43:52Razor Ramon's having so much trouble in there against Diesel.
43:55Can you imagine if it was Razor Ramon left the cover?
43:58One, two, and a gypsy mechanic.
44:00When the foot's on the rope, the foot's on the rope.
44:02Can you imagine if it was Razor Ramon left all by himself
44:06for the bad guys against, say, Diesel?
44:08And say, Owen Hart and Double J were still involved as well?
44:11It'd be three on one.
44:12He'd have three times as much trouble.
44:14Oh, wait a minute.
44:15Look at this.
44:16Hanging onto the hair.
44:17He'd be having three times as much trouble.
44:19At least that's-
44:20Oh, forget about it.
44:22Oh, yes, indeed.
44:24Diesel, ladies and gentlemen, and Razor.
44:27What a match-up this is.
44:29Diesel just pulled up a chair and decided to have a seat.
44:31Look at Shawn.
44:32He's doing his homework.
44:33No, a count of two again.
44:35Now, Diesel must be getting frustrated.
44:37He must be getting frustrated because no matter what
44:40Diesel does to Razor Ramon, somehow Razor thus far
44:44has been able to kick out.
44:46Uh-oh, what's this now?
44:47Here we go with a jackknife, and this will do it for sure.
44:50No, an escape.
44:51Wait a minute.
44:52Back body drop.
44:54Unbelievable.
44:55Razor able to escape the jackknife.
44:59I don't know what it's going to take to put Razor Ramon away.
45:02Diesel's had him in a compromising position several times
45:05in this match, and still he can't get that final count.
45:08As you said before, you wonder what this single match-up
45:11is going to take out of both competitors
45:13as they had a couple of days in the tag team action
45:15Survivor Series.
45:16Oh, no.
45:17What a knee lift by Razor Ramon.
45:19And a roundhouse message.
45:20He got him.
45:21Look at this.
45:22Razor Ramon connecting again.
45:24This is what Razor had going for himself
45:26in the early stages of the match-up.
45:28This was successful.
45:29It is again.
45:30Those right hands taking it to the wall.
45:32A big one there by Razor Ramon.
45:34And look at the relief on the rest of the bad guys' team's
45:37faces.
45:38You can see they've been frustrated.
45:39The big man is slapped.
45:41Unbelievable.
45:43Oh, wait a minute.
45:44Double J's getting up on the apron.
45:45Hey, wait a minute.
45:46Get out from there.
45:47He's just trying to urge Diesel to get back to his feet
45:49and tell the referee to make Razor quit cheating.
45:51Double J takes a shot.
45:53Double J's hauled into the ring.
45:55Right on his head.
45:56Razor Ramon with Double J, ladies and gentlemen,
45:58who had his problems with his teammates
46:00just yesterday on the action.
46:02Look at this.
46:03Hey, ref, come on.
46:04Hop out of this quality.
46:05Wait a minute.
46:06Look at.
46:07Oh, yes.
46:08Here we go to the outside.
46:09And look at this.
46:10Oh, it hurts, ladies and gentlemen.
46:12He's thrown into the seven-foot monster.
46:14Oh, no.
46:15Forget about it.
46:16Look at this.
46:18Everyone in the ring.
46:19Everyone hammering away.
46:20Shawn Michaels quickly to the outside.
46:22He's staying out of the frame.
46:24Everyone else is going at it tooth and nail.
46:27We're out of time.
46:28We'll see you this Wednesday night at Survivor Series.