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00:00These are the super young comedians who are starting to get results in the show race!
00:09These are the young comedians who are starting to get results in the show race,
00:13even though they are in their early 20s.
00:19These four comedians are going to show off their talents in front of the two M-1 champions.
00:25From the recent university comedy incident...
00:29...to the creation of a new show!
00:33We're going to check out their potential in the future!
00:39How are the two of you doing?
00:41Have you checked out any young comedians?
00:43The latest young comedians...
00:46I'd say Tokyo Cool.
00:48G.C.?
00:49Super G.C.?
00:51It's been 30 years.
00:53They just haven't been popular.
00:56I don't know any of them.
00:58Who's the latest young comedian, Yamazaki?
01:00The youngest is Kazuma Odori.
01:04He's still young.
01:06He's still dancing.
01:07He's a cute young man.
01:09He's no good.
01:11First, let's take a look at the second year of their career.
01:14The trio won the Tokyo Cool Comedy Grand Prix in 2024.
01:18Let's take a look at their story.
01:26Is this your first time practicing?
01:28Yes.
01:29It's tough.
01:30Really?
01:31I'm going to finish it quickly, so you just watch.
01:34Okay!
01:36Alright!
01:37Let's go for 100 consecutive locks!
01:40Yeah!
01:41One!
01:43Two!
01:44Three!
01:45Four!
01:46Five!
01:47Six!
01:48When did you start playing baseball?
01:51I've been playing since I was 7!
01:53Since you were 7?
01:55Eight!
01:56Eight!
01:57You're cheating like you're playing Toki-Soba.
02:00Eight!
02:01Eight!
02:02Eight!
02:03Eight!
02:04Eight!
02:05Eight!
02:06Eight!
02:07Eight!
02:08Eight!
02:09Eight!
02:10Eight!
02:11Eight!
02:12Eight!
02:13You're amazing!
02:14Nine!
02:15Nine!
02:16Hey, can you make your dream come true with that?
02:18Tell me what your dream is!
02:19I want to be a pro baseball player and win MVP for 12 consecutive years!
02:24That's right!
02:26Can you do that?
02:2914!
02:30You've invented a great way to play!
02:3215!
02:33Wow!
02:3416!
02:3516!
02:36You're already 17!
02:39Can you make it to the 18th inning?
02:41You know the game on the 19th, right?
02:44Hey!
02:45Yes!
02:4620!
02:47Didn't he just dribble by himself?
02:49Listen up!
02:50Long-distance players should take care of their defense!
02:53Yes!
02:54I'll continue to play until I'm in my 30s, 40s, or 50s!
02:57That's the spirit!
02:5851!
02:59That's 10!
03:00Can you really do that?
03:02Coach!
03:03It's 60 after 50!
03:05Sorry!
03:0670!
03:07No, it's 51.
03:0881!
03:09He's a stupid coach.
03:1082!
03:11This one's easier to understand.
03:1383!
03:14Wait, did he just pass out?
03:16All right!
03:17Let's move on to the next one!
03:18Yes!
03:1981!
03:2081!
03:2282!
03:2382!
03:24Come on!
03:26I'm going to win!
03:27You're going to win!
03:2983!
03:3083.
03:3284!
03:3384!
03:3485!
03:3585!
03:36When did you start playing baseball?
03:38Since I was in elementary school!
03:40Since elementary school?
03:4286!
03:43This one's hard!
03:44It's hard, it's hard.
03:4587!
03:46I can't move my body.
03:4788!
03:48I can't move my head.
03:4989!
03:5090!
03:51Are you going to make your dreams come true with that?
03:53It's your dream!
03:54Go for it!
03:55Yes!
03:56I'm going to win the MVP of the 11th year in a row,
03:58and I'm going to be a 3-time champion in the 12th year in a row!
04:00Let's see how it goes!
04:01I said 3-time champion by mistake!
04:04You said 3-time champion by mistake.
04:0686!
04:07When did you start playing baseball?
04:10Since I was 7 years old!
04:12Since you were in elementary school, right?
04:1482!
04:15You didn't say that until just now!
04:17You didn't say that until just now!
04:1984!
04:20Hey!
04:21You're going to be in the 5th, 6th, and 7th place of the team!
04:26What?
04:27Of course!
04:2888!
04:29Senior!
04:31Interesting.
04:34He's good.
04:35He's good at it.
04:36He knows what he's doing.
04:39Thank you for your hard work!
04:40Thank you!
04:41Thank you!
04:42Thank you for watching our show!
04:44Thank you!
04:45But the director's joke is that he looks like a high school senior, right?
04:48It's not like he's going to change his pose.
04:51How old were you born?
04:52We were born in 1998.
04:55I was born in 1999.
04:571999.
04:58Why do you look like you were born in 1999?
05:01I was born in 1999.
05:03You were born in 1999.
05:05I'm 178cm tall, but I was born in 1978.
05:08Really?
05:09100cm is a given.
05:11How old are you?
05:13I'm 5 years old.
05:172 years is a given.
05:192 years is not a given!
05:21You're going to be 30!
05:22You're going to be 50!
05:24Actually, there are younger comedians in the show business
05:28who are starting to produce results.
05:31There are no younger comedians.
05:32I want you to see the stories of younger comedians.
05:35There are so many younger comedians.
05:37Are there any younger comedians in the show business?
05:39You don't have to worry about that.
05:43Please continue to watch the stories of the three teams
05:47who are starting to produce results in the show business.
05:51In the first team,
05:53they are still amateurs,
05:55but they have a calm and unique atmosphere.
05:58They are a promising college student duo.
06:01Nayuta.
06:10I'm Nayuta.
06:11Nice to meet you.
06:15I'm particular about tea.
06:18You're particular about tea.
06:19Yes.
06:20I wonder if everyone knows this.
06:22I wonder if everyone knows this.
06:25I'm particular about umami.
06:27What did you choose?
06:29500 ml?
06:30300 yen tea.
06:32That's a bit expensive.
06:33That's a bit expensive.
06:35I'm particular about juice.
06:37Do you like juice?
06:38I like that.
06:40Calpis after retirement.
06:42That's not what Calpis is about.
06:45It's not about retirement.
06:47Even if it's about retirement,
06:49retirement is more delicious.
06:51Yes, yes, yes.
06:52Yes, yes, yes.
06:53Until you became quiet,
06:56I had diabetes.
06:58It took 10 seconds?
06:59It took 10 seconds?
07:00It's not time, it's a disease.
07:02It's over.
07:03It's over.
07:04I think it's better not to give up.
07:06I think it's better not to give up.
07:07I see.
07:08Dr. Anzai also said that.
07:10I see.
07:11There's a famous quote from Slam Dunk.
07:13It's the end of the game.
07:14Where did you get that from?
07:16It's the end of the game.
07:17It's not like that, Slam Dunk.
07:19It's not like that?
07:20It's not like that.
07:21I was reading Toba Shiobi.
07:23I didn't remember it well.
07:25Toba Shiobi.
07:26It's like a modern-day sad saga.
07:30I say it a lot.
07:31You say it a lot?
07:32I say it a lot.
07:33I say it a lot.
07:34I say it a lot.
07:35I've never heard of it.
07:36I've never heard of it.
07:37Where did you get that quote from?
07:38Where did you get that quote from?
07:39Can't you get a decent education from where you're from?
07:42I got a haircut.
07:44Why did you get a haircut like a bang?
07:46It's because you're a normal person.
07:48Don't say bad things about my hometown.
07:50Don't say bad things about my hometown.
07:51Kusoga.
07:52Don't say bad things about my hometown.
07:53Kusoga.
07:54But, you know.
07:55What's the Jutsu word for the bad word Kusoga?
07:59What are you thinking?
08:01You don't have to think about that.
08:03Kusoga is the main word.
08:05There should be another Jutsu word.
08:07Like a surgery?
08:09I think it's ARIMASU.
08:11I think it's ARIMASU.
08:12I don't think you're saying Kusoga because you omitted ARIMASU.
08:17You've been talking a lot.
08:19Talking a lot?
08:20A man who talks a lot about small things
08:23without choosing a language
08:25is a pervert.
08:26Choose a language.
08:28I don't know why you don't choose a language.
08:30That's what you've been doing.
08:31That's what you've been doing.
08:33I'm talking a lot.
08:34You are.
08:35I'm talking a lot.
08:36I'm shocked.
08:38Really?
08:39I'm shocked.
08:40Really?
08:42Wow!
08:43Why are you crying?
08:44I'm reading my right arm.
08:47I'm shocked.
08:49Wow?
08:50Wow.
08:51Right arm?
08:52And this is YOKAI WATCH.
08:54It's left-handed.
08:55You have a watch on your right arm.
08:57Left-handed.
08:58It's rare.
08:59It's rare.
09:001 out of 1024.
09:02Do you know what number this is?
09:04I don't know.
09:05This is my favorite number.
09:08Is it a fraction?
09:09I don't know.
09:10You can make it bigger.
09:11You are right.
09:12I don't understand what you are saying.
09:15Is it a report?
09:16I don't understand.
09:18I don't understand.
09:19Be careful.
09:20OK.
09:21You said OK three times.
09:22That's not enough.
09:23That's not enough.
09:24That's great.
09:26That's great.
09:27That was a piece of cake.
09:28Right.
09:29That was a piece of cake.
09:30Very calm.
09:31Very calm.
09:32We couldn't do that.
09:33We couldn't do that.
09:34We couldn't do that.
09:35We couldn't do that.
09:36We couldn't do that.
09:38Next is a pin entertainer who has advanced to the ABC comedy Grand Prix in his first year of acting.
09:44His unique style is a mix of singing and flipping.
09:47Tomoda Ore.
09:57I'm relieved with this song.
10:00It's good because it's old.
10:01Hello.
10:04Hello.
10:05I'm Tomoda Ore.
10:06Nice to meet you.
10:08I'm going to sing a song that you may not like if your favorite person sings it.
10:24It's interesting.
10:25It's good.
10:26I don't want you to say it.
10:42You're so proud of yourself.
10:49I don't like people who take my songs.
10:50You're good at singing.
10:51I don't like it.
10:55I don't like it.
11:15I don't like it.
11:16It's new.
11:22I don't like it.
11:25Fireworks are beautiful.
11:30You do the same thing every year.
11:34You say the same thing every year.
11:42How long can I take a break?
11:48You don't have to say it.
11:49I'm saying it.
11:50I don't want to sleep here.
11:55You don't have to say it.
11:58It's like miso soup.
12:04It doesn't taste good.
12:07Pork miso soup.
12:09It's miso soup.
12:14It's miso soup.
12:16Throw a big stone into the river.
12:20After surprising the fish.
12:24Go to the haunted spot.
12:28Would you like to have a barbecue?
12:35Congratulations.
12:39I don't like it.
12:41It was fun until now.
12:46It's sad.
12:49They broke up.
12:51They broke up.
12:52What's wrong?
12:53I'm scared.
12:54I'm scared.
12:58It's like a robot.
13:01It's a strange movement.
13:02Is it over?
13:06It's a world view.
13:07Isn't it new?
13:10It's like a song.
13:11You're good at singing.
13:12It's easy to get in.
13:15Next, they advanced to the semi-final in the King of Contest last year.
13:19They were scouted by YOSHIMOTO.
13:21They are high school classmates who are full of energy.
13:30Next, it's a relay race by the third graders.
13:35The first place is the in-course, right?
13:38The first place is the in-course, right?
13:44KATSUAGI is in the first place.
13:46KATSUAGI, come back to your lover in the first place.
13:50YOSHIOKA is in the second place.
13:52YOSHIOKA, your hands and feet are the same.
13:55FUKUSHIMA is in the third place.
13:56FUKUSHIMA, you're just fat.
13:59Come back to your lover in the first place.
14:00Go, KATSUAGI.
14:01FUKUSHIMA is in the second place.
14:03FUKUSHIMA is in the first place.
14:05KATSUAGI is in the second place.
14:07You haven't fallen yet.
14:09You haven't fallen yet.
14:11Why are you so fat?
14:12You are fat.
14:14FUKUSHIMA, I'll give you my egg for lunch.
14:18Come back to your lover in the first place.
14:20I can't.
14:21I'll give you five sausages.
14:26I'll give you five sausages.
14:28I'll give you five sausages.
14:32What kind of race is this?
14:34What kind of race is this?
14:35This is a rare race in which the rankings change.
14:39I remember this sports day.
14:41I think it will be exciting when I grow up.
14:43This is amazing.
14:46KATSUAGI.
14:48Don't talk to my classmate KATSUAGI.
14:50I heard from your girlfriend.
14:52She gave you a birthday present the other day.
14:55Don't listen to KATSUAGI.
14:57She said she didn't have SNOOPY's pencil case.
15:02Don't worry about it.
15:05She is walking.
15:07She is walking.
15:08She stopped.
15:10Did she stop?
15:11Do your best.
15:12Did she stop?
15:14What are you talking about?
15:16It's all the same.
15:17It's all the same.
15:19Wait a minute.
15:20Mom, I'm racing now.
15:23Why are you doing this?
15:24I said I would go to the academy.
15:27Go.
15:29GAKUTO, look at NAOKI.
15:31His mother is strict.
15:33She told him not to participate in the sports day.
15:35He came to the stadium.
15:37You have to help him.
15:38I can't go to the stadium if I don't change my rank.
15:42Then you should change your rank.
15:44What is that?
15:45It's a bread-eating contest.
15:47What should I do?
15:48My team is eating a lot in Fukushima.
15:51If you throw the bread out of the lane, you will win.
15:55Stop it.
15:56Don't think about stupid things.
15:57I'm sorry, everyone.
15:58It's a relay race.
16:00He ate the bread.
16:03Yamada.
16:04NAOKI's mother.
16:05NAOKI should participate in the sports day today.
16:07It hurts.
16:08I'm a human child.
16:11Please forgive me today.
16:13Yamada, go back.
16:14You guys watch there.
16:16If you don't go back, I have no choice but to do this.
16:19What are you going to do?
16:21It's a banana peel.
16:22It's a banana peel?
16:23I will change my rank.
16:25Will it work like a Mario Kart?
16:27I don't know until I try it.
16:29It hurts.
16:32Why me?
16:34Why?
16:35I'm sorry, mom.
16:36I'm sorry, mom.
16:37I'm sorry, mom.
16:38You are dangerous, mom.
16:39I don't know.
16:40You have given birth to a human being.
16:42You have given birth to a human being.
16:45You can't do this.
16:46Mom.
16:47Mom.
16:48Mom.
16:49Mom.
16:50Mom.
16:51No.
16:52No.
16:53No.
16:54No.
16:56You give priority to delay than your mother.
17:01It's interesting.
17:02It's interesting.
17:03I wonder how much the first-class car is running.
17:05It's amazing.
17:08From now on, I would like to hear from everyone.
17:16It's amazing.
17:17Do you already know each other?
17:20Yes.
17:21We were in the same university circle.
17:25We were in the same circle when we were in the 4th grade.
17:27The 1st grader was Naoyuta.
17:29We all know each other.
17:30Where are you from?
17:31I'm from Keio University.
17:34Are you from Reiwa Roman?
17:35We are the seniors in the same circle.
17:37I graduated from Reiwa Roman.
17:39The next year, I joined the circle.
17:42I see.
17:43First of all, let's find out why a comedian from a university circle is active in the show race.
17:50There is no such thing as a school for comedians.
17:55Basically, there is only a show race.
18:02It's like a small comedy world.
18:06On the contrary, I don't have the ability to warm up in front of people I don't know.
18:12If everyone can watch the show, I think I can make strong jokes.
18:18I see.
18:20How about you, Reijo?
18:21Anyway, there are a lot of live performances.
18:24The boundary between professional and university comedians is getting thinner and thinner.
18:30Before this show, I counted how many comedians appeared last year.
18:35There were 294 comedians in a year.
18:38In a year?
18:39I was in the 4th grade last year.
18:41That's almost every day.
18:42That's almost every day.
18:43That's amazing.
18:45I was surprised.
18:46We were just losers in the first and second years.
18:49That's true.
18:50In the past, there was only one comedian per month.
18:52That's right.
18:54And when we asked them about making jokes,
18:57the four MCs were surprised.
19:00Making jokes?
19:02AI?
19:03It's finally time.
19:10When we asked them about making jokes of super young comedians,
19:14the four MCs were surprised.
19:18Making jokes of super young comedians?
19:19AI?
19:20It's finally time.
19:22How do you use it?
19:23For example, when you make a song,
19:26you want to put 16 characters in 4 lines, right?
19:30I don't know.
19:31I don't know.
19:32When you do that,
19:33if you type in the description of nature in 16 characters in the current chat GPT,
19:40you can see the description of nature in 16 characters.
19:45You can put that in the lyrics.
19:47I thought I'd make a joke using the chat GPT.
19:51I set the conditions in detail.
19:54And the result was a weird American joke.
19:58It's chicken, so you can eat it later.
20:01I don't think AI can make it funny.
20:04I think it creates a base with natural 7 characters.
20:07Naita and Onohara are from Tokyo University.
20:11What?
20:12I think they make a lot of jokes.
20:16They are from Tokyo University, so I think they have a lot of understanding.
20:22When Tomizawa says he doesn't understand,
20:26I understand him every time.
20:28I understand what you're saying.
20:30I'm sorry, but I understand too.
20:33Tomizawa doesn't understand.
20:34Tomizawa doesn't understand.
20:35Because I didn't understand.
20:36You don't understand.
20:38You said you don't know.
20:41Please say it strongly.
20:42You don't understand.
20:47You know, you know.
20:53You know, yes?
20:56Next.
20:57We have the senior and junior comedians,
21:01Mr. Ebisuha is in charge of something.
21:04I want you to hold back your muscle man bokeh.
21:06Huh?
21:07This is...
21:08This is...
21:10Oh, and the other one is Otokojuku.
21:11Otokojuku.
21:12Oh, Otokojuku.
21:14Can you re-examine muscle man bokeh with Otokojuku bokeh?
21:17I've heard that before.
21:19Don't say things you don't know.
21:22That's a sandwich man.
21:25What didn't you know?
21:26Otokojuku's specialty, Chikurin Kenzumo.
21:28That's right.
21:29It's not a specialty for us.
21:31We don't know that.
21:32But we don't want to deny it.
21:35That's right.
21:36We'll do our best to study it.
21:38Please do.
21:39So please, senpais,
21:41study our culture.
21:43I see, I see.
21:44Let's study each other's culture.
21:47Actually, we're making a new show.
21:49It's a manzai show.
21:51We'll have about four muscle men.
21:53That's crazy.
21:55What do these super young comedians think of TV?
22:00I'm here to say this.
22:02What do these super young comedians think of TV?
22:04It's great.
22:05It's great.
22:06It's really good.
22:07It's good, isn't it?
22:09What do these super young comedians think of TV?
22:12What do these super young comedians think of TV?
22:16Let's move on.
22:18Next, Densha Bato.
22:19I don't want people to think I'm not interested in TV.
22:22But there are a lot of young people like that.
22:24That's what I'm saying.
22:26My seniors told me that young comedians don't watch TV.
22:31Young comedians don't watch TV.
22:33They watch YouTube and TikTok.
22:35That's right.
22:37That's a big mistake.
22:39I'm here to tell you not to do that.
22:42You want to be on TV, don't you?
22:44I want to be on TV.
22:46Your right armpit stinks.
22:52I don't think everyone is like that,
22:54but I'm sure there are people like that.
22:58Basically, there are a lot of people who want to be on TV.
23:00Both of them?
23:02Seriously?
23:04I want to be on TV.
23:06What do you want to be on?
23:08I want to be on Asadora.
23:10Asadora?
23:12It's a drama.
23:14It's not a comedy.
23:16Asadora doesn't deserve this.
23:20It's not worth dying here.
23:22Onohara, do you understand what I'm saying?
23:24I understand everything.
23:27You're a genius.
23:29What do you think?
23:31I don't understand what you're saying.
23:33You don't understand.