内村プロデュース 芸人引出し王決定戦をプロデュース!!【第2弾】
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00:00He puts everything on the line for his own potential and challenges the limits of comedy.
00:05This is the showdown between comedians and comedians.
00:08Tonight is the second showdown.
00:10Just like last time, Mimura has prepared a new showdown as well.
00:14In the match between the three top comedians,
00:18Red Fukawa has also made an emergency appearance.
00:21However, due to a fierce battle between Mizu and Pride,
00:24who will be the winner of the second showdown?
00:30Who will be the winner of the second showdown?
00:38Good evening, this is H!P.
00:41The song of Ben Hur is playing.
00:45Since this song is playing, I would like to show you that showdown again.
00:49First, I would like to introduce the two comedians who will watch this showdown.
00:53These two, please.
00:55Hello.
00:57What do you mean by comedians?
00:59We are comedians.
01:01We are comedians.
01:03Yes, we are.
01:04But sometimes, we also play a home run.
01:07I can't believe it.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10We are comedians.
01:12Yes, we are comedians.
01:14Yes, we are comedians.
01:15I don't think this is enough.
01:17I would like to introduce the guest of this showdown.
01:19This is Inoue Maka.
01:21Nice to meet you.
01:23You have a lot of flowers.
01:25From now on,
01:26This is...
01:29Today, we are going to produce the second showdown for comedians.
01:39Maka, please explain the rules.
01:41Yes, I will.
01:42The value of a comedian is determined by how many comedians he has.
01:49Today, we are going to select the most talented comedians.
01:58I have a question.
02:00You said talented comedians.
02:02What kind of comedians are those who are not?
02:04They are idols, right?
02:06That's how it started.
02:09They are comedians.
02:10What?
02:11They are comedians.
02:12Yes, they are.
02:13You don't get along with them, do you?
02:15We don't have much time to talk.
02:17Let's meet the main characters of today's showdown.
02:21First of all,
02:22He is...
02:26Nobunaga of Kumagaya.
02:38You are beautiful.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:41How do you feel today?
02:42In order to become a champion,
02:44I have to work hard for a week.
02:48Next,
02:49He is...
03:07I want to take a dump someday.
03:10You want to take a dump someday?
03:11It's already started.
03:12Yes.
03:13You haven't taken a dump, have you?
03:14No, I haven't.
03:15Please go to the bathroom after you take a dump.
03:16Really?
03:17I just took a dump there.
03:20Lastly,
03:21He is...
03:26Takashi Mimura.
03:28Nice to meet you.
03:31You are so cute.
03:34He is...
03:36He is...
03:40How do you feel?
03:41This is the second episode.
03:43Yes.
03:44Defending the champion is the most difficult thing.
03:48That's right.
03:49Since a few weeks ago,
03:50I...
03:51I did that.
03:53I did my best.
03:54I did my best.
03:55I did my best.
03:59Next, please.
04:01What about you, Watake?
04:02Well,
04:03I was told that I should take a dump tomorrow.
04:07So I took a dump.
04:10What the hell is that?
04:12It's a tough day.
04:14I'll do my best.
04:15Next, please.
04:16Recently, I found a place to take a dump.
04:20I'm going to take a dump there.
04:23You don't have to say anything.
04:24It's easy.
04:25We'll stop the camera for a moment.
04:27The final round of taking a dump begins.
04:29Sorry to keep you waiting.
04:30It's time to take a dump, Watake.
04:33Do you feel refreshed?
04:34Yes.
04:35You can do it.
04:36A miracle has happened.
04:38It came to my face.
04:42Musashi is defeated.
04:46I won't let you go this time.
04:49Bye-bye.
04:50You too?
04:52Let's do our best.
04:53The first match is...
04:55this one.
04:56Drawing the drawing board.
04:57Drawing the drawing board.
04:58Drawing the drawing board.
04:59Drawing the drawing board.
05:00Drawing the drawing board.
05:01I'll explain the rules.
05:03Please answer the question of Mr. Uchimura in a way that is easy to understand.
05:08In the end, if you find the question interesting,
05:10I'll give you a point for drawing a lot.
05:14In the previous quiz, there were people who drew a little.
05:18This time, I'll explain everything with a picture.
05:23And the first topic is...
05:25this one.
05:28What is the difference between poop and poop?
05:31This is an eternal theme.
05:32It's clear.
05:34By the way, Waka-chan, what do you think is the difference?
05:38Poop and poop, right?
05:43Thank you for tracing it.
05:44Repeat it.
05:45Say it.
05:48Is it the shape?
05:49The shape?
05:50The shape?
05:51What is poop?
05:52What is poop?
05:53What is poop?
05:54It looks long.
05:55It looks long?
05:56This one?
05:57This one looks like a soft cream.
06:00What kind of poop do you usually poop?
06:03Mr. Otake, please be considerate.
06:06However, if the three candidates draw this difference,
06:13it will be a miracle.
06:15That's right.
06:17That's right.
06:18Now, the person who drew it, please announce it.
06:24The top batter is Golgo-kun.
06:26Poop.
06:27Poop comes out from this butt.
06:30Poop comes out from this butt.
06:35Is it the size?
06:36It's the size.
06:37Mr. Otake.
06:38First, poop.
06:39Poop comes out 10 times when you throw it.
06:43It comes out with confidence.
06:45It comes out with confidence.
06:46Poop comes out 10 times when you throw it.
06:51Yes.
06:52Yes, Mimura.
06:53First, poop.
06:54Poop.
06:55Poop comes out like this.
06:57It's a standard poop.
06:58It's a standard poop.
06:59Next, poop.
07:00Poop.
07:02Poop comes out like this.
07:06Shut up.
07:08Mr. Otake.
07:09That's a good point.
07:10That's a good point.
07:11On the contrary, I was saved.
07:14The second round.
07:17The draw is from here.
07:19There should still be a draw.
07:23Yes, Mimura.
07:27First, poop.
07:28Poop.
07:29Poop comes out when a cat poops.
07:33It comes out when a cat poops.
07:34On the contrary, poop comes out when three people like cats poop.
07:40It's limited to three people.
07:43Yes.
07:44Yes, Mr. Otake.
07:46Poop.
07:47Poop comes out twice when you eat it.
07:51Poop comes out far away.
07:54Yes, Mr. Otake.
07:57Congratulations.
07:59The next topic is this.
08:03What is the difference between a cat and a dinosaur?
08:05It's completely different.
08:06It's completely different.
08:08Which one do you think it is?
08:10A cat or a dinosaur?
08:11What do you think?
08:12I think it's a dinosaur.
08:16Are you a dinosaur?
08:19What is the difference between a cat and a dinosaur?
08:25Yes, Mimura.
08:27First, a dinosaur.
08:29A dinosaur.
08:32A dinosaur.
08:33A frog.
08:34A frog?
08:37A seal.
08:39A dog.
08:40A dog.
08:42What is the difference?
08:45That's enough.
08:48Next.
08:51A dinosaur.
08:53A dinosaur has a beautiful shape like this.
08:56A seal.
08:59It has eyes like this.
09:01It looks like it's looking to the left.
09:03That's what it looks like.
09:05The one who is the most innocent is a seal.
09:09Yes, Mr. Otake.
09:10A dinosaur.
09:11Next.
09:14A dinosaur.
09:15A dinosaur.
09:18Mr. Otake.
09:19Mr. Otake.
09:20It's different.
09:21It's a seal.
09:23It's hard to have a second chance.
09:30Yes, Mr. Mimura.
09:32A seal.
09:34A seal.
09:35Yes, Mr. Otake.
09:41I was saved.
09:43I was saved.
09:44It's a seal.
09:48Yes, Mr. Otake.
09:49A seal.
09:50A seal has many males.
09:54It's a seal.
09:55A dinosaur.
09:56A dinosaur is thrown far away.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02It's embarrassing.
10:04It's embarrassing.
10:06It's like being thrown far away.
10:10It's embarrassing for me.
10:11It's funny.
10:13Yes.
10:14Yes, Mr. Mimura.
10:16It may be a little difficult to understand.
10:18Please imagine.
10:20This is a dinosaur and this is a seal.
10:23But...
10:24Do you want to see?
10:25What's the difference?
10:27I don't know the difference.
10:28I don't know.
10:29I don't know because it's in the futon.
10:30Correct.
10:34The last topic is...
10:35This one.
10:37What is Doraemon's new item?
10:40When you put it out,
10:42first explain the tool in the background.
10:48Please say something.
10:51It's easy to explain.
10:52Yes.
10:53Yes, Mr. Mimura.
10:57Doraemon.
10:59I want to take the apple in the distance.
11:01I want to take the apple in the distance.
11:04Zobana.
11:06It's wrong.
11:09It's OK.
11:10It's OK.
11:12Yes, Mr. Gorgo.
11:15Where is the seal?
11:17Where is the seal?
11:19Doraemon, Doraemon.
11:20Give me the seal.
11:26Real boy.
11:31He wrote the seal in the middle of the question.
11:35Otake.
11:37Doraemon, I want to go on a trip.
11:40I want to go on a trip right now.
11:44Yes, 100,000 yen.
11:48He is a cash-in-hand.
11:52It's not enough in one round.
11:57Yes, Otake.
11:58Doraemon, my throat hurts.
12:00I have a cold.
12:02Give me something.
12:051,200 yen.
12:12Yes, Mr. Mimura.
12:14Doraemon, Doraemon.
12:18I want to go to Asakusa in a hurry.
12:22Take-no-zuka.
12:26It's wrong.
12:28It's wrong.
12:30Take-no-zuka is a great answer.
12:33I want to go to Asakusa in a hurry.
12:40Doraemon, I want to fly in the sky.
12:44I'm not Doraemon.
12:48It's correct.
12:49It's correct.
12:50Congratulations.
12:51Congratulations.
12:52Otake is in the lead and goes to the second round.
12:55The second round.
12:58Let's move on.
13:00Here is the next battle.
13:03It's a battle to avoid dangerous situations.
13:09In a dangerous situation, laughter is buried.
13:13In a dangerous situation, you have to compete how much laughter there is.
13:22Last time, we had a date.
13:26I saw GORGO playing there, and I thought it was a no plan.
13:32I'm looking forward to such a happy development this time as well.
13:36Here is the first place of the final battle.
13:42It's a ramen shop.
13:43It's a ramen shop.
13:46He is a salesman.
13:48It's solid.
13:50He is a salesman.
13:52He is a salesman.
13:55The theme of the second round is if the ramen you ordered does not contain noodles.
14:01Ordinary people say, what should I do?
14:04It's not in the ramen.
14:06Everyone is different.
14:08The candidates are different.
14:11It's different.
14:12It's different.
14:13It's okay to be normal.
14:15The moment I saw the video of the ramen shop, I thought of Nissan.
14:20Nissan is a Japanese brand.
14:21That's right.
14:23Nissan is a Japanese brand.
14:25I understand.
14:26Let's go.
14:27First, GORGO will go first.
14:38What would you like to order?
14:39We don't have much time.
14:40I want something that can be made quickly.
14:42Ordinary ramen is fine.
14:43Ordinary ramen is fine.
14:45Don't cry.
14:47Thank you for waiting.
14:51There is soup.
14:56He noticed.
15:00Hey.
15:07He noticed.
15:09It's a new product.
15:10It's a new product.
15:13Thank you very much.
15:16He said it twice.
15:25It's suspicious.
15:27I'm looking for it now.
15:31I'm looking for it.
15:36This new product is good.
15:38I'm looking for a new product.
15:40Can you give me a boiled egg?
15:42Please wait a moment.
15:44It's already over.
15:47It's already over.
15:51Thank you for waiting.
15:54It's over.
15:56It's a new product.
15:59It's a new product.
16:01It's a new product.
16:03MIMURA.
16:05It's a new product.
16:06It's a new product.
16:08It's a new product.
16:10What is MIMURA's basic pattern?
16:18I'm hungry.
16:24I have to order.
16:27Ramen.
16:29One ramen.
16:34Thank you for waiting.
16:36It's fast.
16:38Ramen.
16:41I'm hungry.
16:46Let's eat.
17:08No ramen.
17:11It's over.
17:14As expected.
17:26Congratulations.
17:35Is fried rice delicious?
17:36Yes.
17:37Then ramen.
17:38Yes.
17:39One ramen.
17:41Let's eat.
17:43Let's eat.
17:46Fried rice is delicious.
17:53Thank you for waiting.
17:54It's over.
18:09It's over.
18:15You have to react.
18:22I'm hungry.
18:23It's not good.
18:25It's over.
18:28It's a basic pattern.
18:32The second round.
18:34What should I do?
18:35What should I do?
18:39Is it okay if it's not funny?
18:44The second round.
18:55Ramen.
18:57One ramen.
19:01Thank you for waiting.
19:06It's small.
19:08It's small.
19:19I have an idea.
19:22He is reckless.
19:23He is reckless.
19:25He is reckless.
19:36No ramen.
19:38It's over.
19:40Let's eat.
19:42It's a world.
19:47The third round.
19:49Cheers.
19:51Are you serious?
19:53The third round.
19:55If the ramen didn't have noodles in it...
20:01Excuse me, manager.
20:02Yes.
20:04One ramen.
20:08One ramen.
20:09Thank you for waiting.
20:11It's a lot.
20:12I was surprised.
20:13I see.
20:14I was surprised.
20:16There is no noodles in it.
20:19I was surprised.
20:20It's not ramen.
20:23What's wrong?
20:24I said it's ramen.
20:25It's not ramen.
20:26Apologize.
20:28Apologize saying sorry.
20:29Sorry.
20:30I see.
20:31It's not ramen.
20:32Okay.
20:33I'll forgive you.
20:34Let's eat.
20:36It's over.
20:37It's over.
20:38He looked at me.
20:40He gave me a signal.
20:41He gave me a signal.
20:42He said, Mr. Uchimura.
20:43He said, Mr. Uchimura.
20:44He said, Mr. Uchimura.
20:45It's over.
20:49He is laughing.
20:55He said, sorry.
20:56He said, sorry.
20:57He said, sorry.
20:58I see.
21:00That's all for Red World.
21:04The second episode of the man with no plan.
21:08Ramen is the best in winter.
21:11Thank you for the ramen.
21:12Thank you for the ramen.
21:23There are noodles in it.
21:24Taisho.
21:25Give me noodles.
21:27Thank you for the noodles.
21:28Thank you for the noodles.
21:29Thank you for the noodles.
21:31It's over.
21:33What is this?
21:35It's a fake show.
21:38It's a fake show.
21:39That's right.
21:40It's a fake show.
21:41It's a fake show.
21:43Next.
21:46Fukawa.
21:48I think all of them are out.
21:51It's Fukawa's first job today.
21:53It's over.
21:55I'm tired.
21:57I'm tired, too.
22:01Thank you for the ramen.
22:02Thank you for the ramen.
22:19It's a fake show.
22:20It's a fake show.
22:23What?
22:27What?
22:29It looks interesting.
22:33It's over.
22:35It's over.
22:36It's over.
22:41Who still has a chance?
22:45I have to get something good.
22:48What is it?
22:49No, no, no.
22:51It's the second time.
22:52It's the second time.
22:53Otake's second challenge.
23:09Gyoza is good, isn't it?
23:10Yes, it's good.
23:11Then, ramen.
23:13Yes, ramen.
23:17I have to get something good.
23:20I'm nervous.
23:23Here it comes.
23:26Thank you for the ramen.
23:29It smells good.
23:30It's a fake show.
23:31Yes.
23:50It's over.
23:56Otake wins this challenge.
23:59Let's move on to the next challenge.
24:02Let's move on to the next challenge.
24:06Here is the place for the next challenge.
24:09Here you are.
24:13There is no one to compete with.
24:15The challenge here is to forget the purpose of coming to Coin Laundry.
24:21I got it.
24:23Gyoza.
24:24I'm the only top batter.
24:25That's amazing.
24:26Is he confident?
24:27First, Golgo.
24:31Ouch!
24:33It hurts.
24:34Will he be able to forget it?
24:36That's amazing.
24:37It hurts.
24:46Don't sweat it.
24:49It's easy to guess.
24:56What am I doing?
24:57It's like a silent movie.
25:00I'm holding it.
25:07A little more.
25:08A little more.
25:09Who is it?
25:11What?
25:13It's over.
25:14It's over.
25:16Next, Otake will play like this.
25:25It's not a ring.
25:27He forgot it.
25:36What?
25:41It's hot.
25:53That's why you stood up.
25:57It's over.
25:59Mimura is watching the game.
26:10He's watching the game.
26:15He's watching the game.
26:41It's hot.
26:54It's over.
26:59It's over.
27:03Otake is leading the game so far.
27:05Yes, he is.
27:06Golgo is watching the game.
27:07I have to go.
27:08Yes!
27:09Is he going to be okay this time?
27:17He forgot it.
27:18He forgot it.
27:23He didn't forget it.
27:24He didn't forget it yet.
27:32He forgot it.
27:33He forgot it just now.
27:34He forgot it just now.
27:39He forgot it.
28:01He forgot it.
28:02He forgot it.
28:06He forgot it.
28:09It's 20 points!
28:13Now, let's look at the points so far.
28:16It's like this.
28:18Oh!
28:20Gorugo and Otake got the same score.
28:23And the champion, Mimura, got 20 points.
28:27If you go to the next challenge, you'll get 50 points.
28:30Is it the last one?
28:32Oh, I can do it.
28:3550?
28:36Should I go next?
28:38Let's do it.
28:40Let's do it.
28:42The last challenge to decide the winner.
28:45As soon as he came to Coin Laundry, he suddenly had fun.
28:49This is very difficult.
28:52Yes!
28:54Mimura is determined to win.
29:00Oh, he's playing with me.
29:02Mimura is determined to win.
29:05I'm going to win.
29:07Oh, no!
29:10Oh, no!
29:12Oh, no!
29:16Mimura is determined to win.
29:28Mimura is determined to win.
29:33He made it before he entered the coin laundry.
29:40The end!
29:42As soon as he entered the coin laundry, he was excited.
29:45He won his enthusiasm and got 50 points.
29:48The champion is in the lead with 10 points.
29:51Oh, no!
29:53Now, he has 10 points.
29:55What?
29:58He's in a good mood.
30:01Now, he has 20 points.
30:04Will he turn the tables?
30:11Life is boring.
30:16Oh, he's still in the lead.
30:25Oh, no!
30:27Oh, no!
30:30Oh, no!
30:38Oh, no!
30:47The end!
30:49He looks happy.
30:51He has 20 points.
30:54He's in the lead.
30:58I'm going to win.
31:00He's going to bet everything on this draw.
31:05He's tired.
31:07Everyone is tired.
31:10Did he make it?
31:16What is this?
31:18This is fun.
31:20He said it was fun.
31:23He's in the lead.
31:26Oh, no!
31:28Oh, no!
31:33He's in the lead.
31:36This is fun.
31:40He's in the lead.
31:44He's in the lead.
31:46He's in the lead.
31:52He's in the lead.
31:54He's in the lead.
32:04The end!
32:07He has 20 points.
32:09He's in the lead.
32:11He's in the lead.
32:13It's decided that Mimura is going to give up.
32:16Is that true?
32:17Yes, it is.
32:22I was doing well.
32:26Will Mimura make a big comeback?
32:28What if he suddenly becomes happy?
32:41He's in the lead.
32:51He's in the lead.
32:54He's in the lead.
32:58He's in the lead.
33:00It's a scary move.
33:05He's in the lead.
33:11What?
33:13Really?
33:15Really?
33:17Really?
33:19Is Mimura going to lose?
33:21Is he going to be the champion?
33:23The result is...
33:25Congratulations.
33:31I was really worried about Mimura's last performance.
33:37I had high expectations.
33:39But despite that, he was disappointed.
33:43So...
33:45I'll give him 10 out of 20 points.
33:47He got a point.
33:49The result is...
33:51It's like this.
33:53Again?
33:55It's a miracle.
33:57It's a miracle.
33:59It's a miracle.
34:01Just like last time,
34:03I'll give him a point.
34:05I'll give him a point.
34:07I want to see this.
34:09This is a chair and a tray from a restaurant.
34:13This is a fast one.
34:15Yes.
34:17Oh!
34:19What?
34:21They're staring at each other.
34:23They're staring at each other.
34:25They're staring at each other.
34:27They're apart.
34:29They're apart.
34:31Yes!
34:33This is...
34:35This is...
34:37This is good.
34:39Otake.
34:41You are...
34:45I forgot.
34:47Guitar!
34:49Mimura!
34:53Thank you for waiting.
34:59Otake.
35:01I don't think he's in the middle of the show.
35:05He's already in the middle.
35:13He's not in the middle.
35:15He's not in the middle.
35:17Who's ready?
35:21Genji! Genji!
35:23Basketball!
35:31Big Small!
35:33Big Small!
35:41What are you looking at?
35:59He's sleeping.
36:03Oh!
36:05I wanted this!
36:09What is it, Golgo?
36:11This button is big.
36:15Golgo!
36:17Golgo!
36:19Golgo!
36:21You're good at this.
36:23Golgo!
36:25Golgo!
36:27Golgo!
36:29Golgo!
36:31Golgo!