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00:00Okay, so the chef has a girlfriend, and guess who it is.
00:16All I do is play guessing games with the kids.
00:18Please, for my sanity, use your words.
00:20Camille.
00:21The beautiful blonde from the gallery?
00:23Beautiful and genuinely nice, which shouldn't be allowed.
00:25It's like, just choose one.
00:26Ugh, I really wish Gabriella told me that he had a girlfriend before I thanked him with
00:29my mouth.
00:30I thought you just kissed him.
00:31I did.
00:32Your English is as confusing as your French.
00:34Yeah, I feel stupid.
00:36In both languages.
00:37Look, French men are flirts.
00:39Just act normal when you see him.
00:41But I'm trying not to see him.
00:43Which is kind of impossible when we live in the same building.
00:47I really like him and I just thought that he...
00:48Ugh, I don't know what I thought.
00:50Bonjour.
00:51Un café, s'il vous plaît.
00:52J'aime le café, le fruit, et un croissant avec...
00:54J'aime le café, le fruit, et un croissant avec le préservatif.
01:01Okay, there's a vending machine for that.
01:03In the men's room.
01:04What did I just say?
01:07Préservatif doesn't mean preserves.
01:09You just ordered a croissant with a side of condom.
01:11Oh my god, no, I don't want that.
01:13She's going to bare back her breakfast.
01:14See, I can't get anything right.
01:17It's a common mistake.
01:18They're called pros-ami.
01:19So, un crayon isn't crayon, it's pencil.
01:23Well, medicine isn't medicine, it's doctor.
01:25Pros-ami, is that like fake friends?
01:28Yep, like you and Camille.
01:29I mean, you're going to be friends with her, but just so you can stay close to her hot,
01:33hot boyfriend.
01:34I'm not doing that and I'm trying to avoid her too.
01:37Oh, good luck.
01:38Direct hit coming our way.
01:40Incoming!
01:41Hey!
01:42Hi!
01:43Oh, hi!
01:44What?
01:45Camille!
01:46I'm so happy that we have the same café.
01:47You remember Mindy?
01:48Yes, of course.
01:49Of course.
01:50Okay.
01:51I'm just grabbing some croissant for Gabriel.
01:53I can never get him out of bed in the morning.
01:56Oh, sleepyhead.
01:57Best kind.
01:58So chic.
01:59But, may I?
02:00Just, yeah.
02:01Oh.
02:02Like, you know, French way, on the side.
02:03Oh!
02:04Let me take a photo of you for your Emily in Paris account.
02:05Want to get in?
02:06Sure, okay.
02:07Get in!
02:08Yeah, sure.
02:09Hey.
02:10Say ami!
02:11Ami!
02:12Ami!
02:13Ami!
02:14Ami!
02:15Ami!
02:16Ami!
02:17Ami!
02:18Ami!
02:19Ami!
02:20Ami!
02:21Ami!
02:22Ami!
02:23Ami!
02:24So cute.
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27I will follow you so you can tag me.
02:28Cool.
02:29Oh, my God, you have so many followers.
02:33Oh, Emily knows how to make friends.
02:36You okay?
02:38Scarf too tight?
02:42I got this burning, I got this burning, I got this burning feeling inside.
02:50My head is spinning.
02:53The planet's sinking and I can't...
02:56Oh, sure.
02:57Check this out.
02:58Duret Cosmetics just DM'd me on Instagram.
03:00They invited me to their influencer lunch today.
03:03You?
03:04An influencer?
03:05I know.
03:06They must have mistaken me for someone else.
03:07But I love Duret.
03:08They were the first lip gloss I ever bought.
03:10Well, not actually bought.
03:11My friend Cindy stole it from Target.
03:13She's a teacher now.
03:14Hmm.
03:15Sounds right.
03:16Oh, it's at the Hotel de Vreux?
03:18Is that good?
03:19No.
03:20None of this is good.
03:21We don't speak of Duret in this office.
03:22There used to be a client.
03:24What happened?
03:27We don't speak of it, Emily.
03:31Okay.
03:38Sylvie, just curious...
03:39Ask a customer to knock, wait for a reply, then enter.
03:47Busy.
03:48I just noticed that you don't have a cosmetics company on your roster.
03:51What an illuminating insight.
03:53Did you ever have one?
03:55Bobby Brown, Laura Mercier, Duret...
04:01A representative from Haston's Luxury Beds is coming in tomorrow
04:04and I expect you to have great campaign ideas.
04:07Of course.
04:08But can I just go back to the cosmetics question?
04:09No.
04:10Okay.
04:22Bring the Eiffel Tower to bed.
04:24Huh?
04:25For Haston's.
04:26That could be the slogan.
04:28They're Swedish, so using a Paris landmark may not...
04:31No, no, no.
04:32Not the Eiffel Tower.
04:35The Eiffel Tower.
04:37It means the sex position.
04:40The woman is on all fours.
04:42And the two men, one in front, one in back, and they...
04:47How you say clap?
04:48High five.
04:49Wait, why do they high five?
04:51To make shape.
04:54Eiffel Tower.
04:55Please put your hands down.
04:57But then it's only London Bridge.
04:59Not as fun.
05:00I see what.
05:03I would love to stay and educate you on workplace harassment,
05:07but I've got a lunch.
05:09You're going?
05:10To the event that dare not speak its name, yes.
05:12I just need a one-on-one with Olivia Thompson.
05:14That's TMO?
05:15You're insane.
05:16Well, they think I'm an influencer.
05:17Maybe I can influence them to stay at Savoir.
05:29Bonjour.
05:31Hi.
05:32Hi, mon amour.
05:34Savoir?
05:35Wow, what a cute dog.
05:37I love Baldins.
05:38Well, you should follow him.
05:39He's Kashmir Good Boy on Instagram,
05:41and he just hit 100,000 followers.
05:44Thank you, my love.
05:45Do you have one for Kashmir?
05:46But of course.
05:48You know he get jealous.
05:52Name?
05:53Bonjour.
05:54I'm Emily in Paris, and I was invited on Instagram.
05:57Everyone was.
06:00Oh, can I get a big one like Kashmir?
06:03Oh, let me check.
06:05Not enough followers.
06:07So now, please integrate the product in your social media content.
06:11We expect a minimum of five posts.
06:13Where is your tiny reach?
06:14Make it ten.
06:15Oh, I'm on it.
06:16I'll give you quantity and quality.
06:19Can you point me in the direction of Olivia Thompson?
06:21She's about to speak.
06:23Merci.
06:25Next.
06:29Thank you all for being here.
06:32We are thrilled to be sharing this season's incredible product range
06:37with such global tastemakers.
06:40Enjoy lunch, and please remember to tag Jure in your posts
06:45so that we can track your social media impressions.
06:48Have fun.
06:56Miss Thompson, can I please have a moment?
06:58May I help you, Miss Emily in Paris?
07:00Bonjour.
07:01Again.
07:02I'm really here to speak to Olivia.
07:04No, no, no.
07:05If you want her attention, I suggest you post.
07:11Très bien.
07:21With macadamia butter and jojoba oil,
07:24Duray is smudge-proof.
07:27Even when you're very hungry.
07:33Duray is smudge-proof.
07:37Even when you're very hungry.
07:39Emily in Paris.
07:41I like her. She's clever.
07:43She's eating the decor.
07:45Where do we know her from?
07:48Ah, I know exactly who she is.
07:51I was 13 when I first tried Duray's lip gloss.
07:54Funny story.
07:55Oh, pardon!
07:56Can you give me some space?
08:02Swipe up and enter Duray for 20% off my anti-fungal yoga pants.
08:08See?
08:09Silly Splits.
08:11Wow.
08:12And... ow.
08:14Silly Splits?
08:15I just tagged you. I'm Emily in Paris.
08:17Oh, don't piggyback on my brand.
08:19Vale? Adios, gracias.
08:25Ahem.
08:27Olivia, we see you now.
08:29Yes!
08:30¿Cómo?
08:31Her?
08:32¿Perdona?
08:34She only has 20,000 followers.
08:36I have two million.
08:37Dos millones.
08:38¿Lo entiendes o te hago un mata?
08:40Emily in Paris.
08:42You created a meme using the Vaja Jung post.
08:45You even got Brigitte Macron to retweet you.
08:48A Daily Mail called it a retwat.
08:50Very proud moment for me.
08:51It's really nice to finally meet you, Olivia.
08:53Likewise.
08:54Some creative content today.
08:56And your product knowledge is first-rate.
08:58You're quite the brand ambassador.
09:00Well, it's easy when you love the brand, and this was a really great event.
09:03I'm glad you're enjoying it.
09:05We saw you eat them all.
09:08So, what agency do you use?
09:10Oh, we don't anymore.
09:11Agencies are overpriced and antiquated.
09:13Now we prefer to use influencers like you.
09:15The future of marketing.
09:17I actually have a Master's in Marketing.
09:20And I think that I could do much more for you than...
09:23this.
09:24Really?
09:25Such as?
09:26Olivia, they are waiting for you at the Dame Abrasion station.
09:30I would love to tell you more about it.
09:33Could I...
09:34Could we meet later?
09:35Tomorrow. Lunch.
09:36Lucien will set it up.
09:50Oh.
09:51Bonsoir.
09:52Hi.
09:53You're not working?
09:54I'm working from home.
09:56You didn't move to Paris to sit alone in your room.
09:59Oh, I...
10:00We're not taking no for an answer.
10:02Right, Gabrielle?
10:03We rarely do.
10:04We are going someplace really nice.
10:09You will love it.
10:20I know.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:24I know.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:49Wow.
10:50This is incredible.
10:52Starry night.
10:53One of my favorites.
10:55Mine, too.
10:58Did you know Van Gogh painted it while having a very fresh breakdown?
11:02Uh, no, I, uh...
11:04I did not.
11:06Well, he was in the asylum in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence.
11:11And this was his view.
11:14Well, I guess that explains his crazy genius.
11:19Let's lie down.
11:22Oh, okay.
11:24Okay, sure.
11:37I love sleeping under the stars.
11:40Remember the last time we slept outside?
11:43Yeah.
11:45We didn't sleep.
11:48So you guys are campers, huh?
11:52Never mind.
11:54Oh, this is incredible.
11:56I feel like I'm actually in the painting.
12:00Daniel. Etienne.
12:02Excuse me.
12:09I really like her.
12:11She likes you, too.
12:13I wouldn't have kissed you if I knew you had a girlfriend.
12:15It's okay. You didn't know.
12:17Well, why didn't you tell me?
12:18I didn't know you were gonna kiss me.
12:21You did kiss me back.
12:25It is a normal reaction, though.
12:29I guess.
12:31Well, I just thought that you felt...
12:34Ugh, it doesn't matter now, so...
12:37Clearly, it was just me, and I made it all up in my head.
12:41So, forget it.
12:43Forget what?
12:45The kiss in your kitchen.
12:48I don't remember.
12:50It must not have been very good.
12:54Well, it wasn't unmemorable, in fact.
12:57Then it's forgotten.
12:59We will just go back to being neighbors who have never kissed.
13:02It's all we ever were.
13:12In London, Rome, and New York,
13:15huge crowds watch Tilda Swinton sleep in a box.
13:19Why?
13:21Because she can make anything interesting.
13:23Yes.
13:25But also because watching the act of sleep is intoxicating.
13:30We watch our baby sleep.
13:32We watch our lover sleep.
13:35And now,
13:37as Parisians window shop on the Champs-Elysées,
13:41they'll see two gorgeous models sleep
13:44and spend the whole day on a Hastings bed,
13:47an unflinching but flattering life portrait of luxury.
13:53I like, but not love.
13:56I feel like I've seen it before.
13:58Do you have any other ideas?
14:00Bring the Eiffel Tower.
14:02No.
14:08May I?
14:10If you must.
14:12Our dreams transport us to magical places
14:15that we try to capture in film, music, and art.
14:18But we only dream when we sleep deeply.
14:21The superior quality of Hastings beds allows us to dream our best dreams.
14:25But why must that only be in our bedrooms?
14:27Why can't it be under the stars?
14:29We should be able to fall asleep anywhere.
14:32Let's harness the power of social media
14:34and ask people to come sleep with us.
14:37Stage the bed in the most irresistibly Instagrammable spots
14:40in this beautiful city, the Jardin de Luxembourg, the Louvre,
14:43and post photos of real people,
14:45not just models, sleeping and dreaming.
14:48All thanks to Hastings.
14:53Perhaps even under the Eiffel Tower.
14:56High five?
14:57No.
15:05I am so glad you were at our event, Emily.
15:10You are the best type of influencer.
15:13One that doesn't realise the influence they have over others.
15:16Well, you know I love DeRay.
15:18I do.
15:21What do you think?
15:23Oh.
15:25No. No, no, no.
15:28I'm sorry, Olivia, but I can't be your brand ambassador.
15:32You're under contract with someone else?
15:35Well, yeah, kind of.
15:38You see, I had a bit of an unfair advantage at your lunch.
15:43I'm a marketing executive at Savoir,
15:45and I think you should come back.
15:48Savoir?
15:50This was a very clever way to get a meeting.
15:53Well, we'd be very clever for DeRay.
15:55I fired your agency.
15:57They're a very expensive dinosaur.
15:59Expensive, yes,
16:01but you get what you pay for.
16:04And it's different now.
16:06I work there.
16:08Does Sylvie Gratteau?
16:11She does.
16:13Then it's not that different.
16:15Those influencers at your lunch didn't care about your brand.
16:18I respect what they do,
16:20but they're driven by self-promotion and swag bags.
16:24We could promote DeRay
16:26more creatively and intelligently than they ever could.
16:29You're wrong, Emily.
16:31You could be more successful as an influencer.
16:35Again, I'm... I'm not an influencer.
16:38Well, you're clearly under the influence of this city.
16:42You're high on Paris,
16:44and your followers are falling for that.
16:47We're keeping our marketing in-house,
16:50but this has been, uh, interesting.
16:54Look after yourself, Emily.
16:56I know Sylvie won't.
17:05Emily!
17:06Yes?
17:08Is this the American way to over-promise and under-deliver?
17:12Excuse me?
17:14Clara from Hastings wants to do your outdoor bed idea,
17:17and now she expects their bed to be in Le Louvre.
17:20So maybe you can find a nice spot for the mattress
17:23under the Mona Lisa. Good luck.
17:25We can figure that out.
17:27This is great news, though.
17:29Oh, is it?
17:31Because you already look quite busy.
17:34And you thought going was a good idea?
17:36I was hoping to win them back.
17:38What makes you think we want them back?
17:40If you're their new arbiter of taste,
17:42we want nothing to do with them.
17:44Companies hire savoir to raise their standards, not lower them.
17:47Sylvie, we're on the same side.
17:49It's not you personally. It's everything you stand for.
17:52You're the enemy of luxury,
17:54because luxury is defined by sophistication and taste,
17:57not by Emily and Paris.
17:59Your social media is a problem for us.
18:02I don't think you understand its value.
18:04Oh, well, I think I do.
18:06You work for Dure for free, right?
18:08How does that look to the brands
18:10that actually pay us to represent them?
18:12Okay, so what do you want me to do?
18:15Delete your account.
18:17Hmm?
18:27That's censorship.
18:29I know.
18:31She can't force you to delete your social media.
18:33Get your dad's lawyers involved.
18:35My dad doesn't have a lawyer. He breeds Weimaraners.
18:37Hmm. Yeah, you have to delete it.
18:39Gimme.
18:41Oh, and you dropped your crepe!
18:43Hashtag O'Crepe!
18:45Oh.
18:47I'm not sure who I am in this city without Emily and Paris.
18:50Huh. Ask Camille. She's liked every one of your posts.
18:53Oh, I know.
18:55She's like the nicest, coolest...
18:57French person I know.
18:59I thought that was Gabriel.
19:01No, he's just the hottest.
19:03Male.
19:05And a problem I can't solve tonight.
19:07But one that I can
19:09is saying goodbye to my account.
19:11So, one last story.
19:13Let's send it off with a bang.
19:15Chin-chin.
19:27And after 90 minutes of being on hold,
19:54they finally transferred me
19:56to the permit department,
19:58only to say,
20:00pas possible.
20:02Pas possible.
20:04Everything is pas possible.
20:06It's the French motto.
20:08Yeah. Well, it turns out
20:10the only person who is able to put a bed
20:12in the Louvre is
20:14Beyonce.
20:16Yeah. Duh. Beyonce's worth far more
20:18than the Mona Lisa.
20:20Hmm.
20:22I thought you'd like it.
20:24It was voted
20:26the prettiest street in Paris
20:28and is referred to as
20:30ruelle qui va au bout,
20:32which means
20:34the road which leads to the end.
20:36Oh.
20:38It's perfect.
20:40It's perfect.
20:42One last one?
20:44Let's do it.
20:46One last one.
20:48Ooh.
21:00You're out late.
21:02You're out late.
21:04Just closed the restaurant.
21:065213, like an upside-down pyramid.
21:10After you.
21:12No, please, I insist.
21:14I insist.
21:18Ooh.
21:34It wasn't just you.
21:42I felt it, too.
21:48Good night, Gabrielle.
21:58Yes, of course.
22:00Of course.
22:02Emily,
22:04bring me your phone. Sure.
22:06Show me the last picture you posted.
22:08Uh, I can't. I shut it down like you asked.
22:10Reactivate it.
22:12I don't understand. You said...
22:14Fine.
22:16Oh, that's Place Delida, right?
22:18Yes. What is this about?
22:20Clara, that Nordic witch
22:22from Hastings, called, and she wants
22:24to stage the bed there. That's...
22:26Yeah, I'm not finished. Okay.
22:28She wants you to post there first.
22:30Why me? Yeah, well, I've been asking that question
22:32ever since you arrived.
22:34I assume it's to draw a crowd
22:36and encourage others, like those followers
22:38of yours, to post from there, too.
22:40Wow. Sure, but
22:42what do you want me to do about my Instagram account?
22:44Well, I guess you're an influencer
22:46now, but only
22:48for our clients.
22:50You win.
22:52We're on the same side. Yeah, right.
23:04Emily.
23:06Oh, Salud. Come.
23:10What is this?
23:12It's a multimedia installation for Hastings Beds.
23:14They're one of our biggest clients, and
23:16I thought of the idea after our night at Van Gogh.
23:18You inspired me.
23:20I did?
23:22So I wanted you to be the first to see it.
23:24I'm calling it Dormir a la Belle Etoile.
23:26To sleep under the stars.
23:28Emily, your French is getting better.
23:30Well, that's because I have French friends now.
23:32Yes, well,
23:34I was relieved to hear from you, you know.
23:36You seemed a little
23:38tense when you left the other night.
23:40It's Gabriel, isn't it?
23:44What do you mean?
23:46Just that. I mean, I know he can be unfriendly
23:48before you get to know him,
23:50but given time, he will
23:52warm up to you.
23:54If you say so.
23:56I'm so glad
23:58he has a nice neighbor like you.
24:00I hope the three of us can be friends.
24:02Me too.
24:04So do you want to get in bed with me?
24:06I thought you'd never ask.
24:10Okay.
24:12Cheese!
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